26 Minutes of Jokes THAT WILL PUT ME TO PRISON

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  • @BlargMyShnoople
    @BlargMyShnoople  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1308

    Refresh if you can't watch, not sure wtf happened

    • @DanielDeLeon69
      @DanielDeLeon69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hey Blarg who's your favorite superhero???

    • @yourlocalwaifumerchant9560
      @yourlocalwaifumerchant9560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shi just subbed today and i already love your vids 😂

    • @mattc8908
      @mattc8908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Refreshing.. too much work... taking a nap now

    • @prom00n
      @prom00n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I did and thank you bro 🙏

    • @Thatguy98544
      @Thatguy98544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hey blarg I was just brutally murderd by Andrew Tate

  • @ConnollyUK
    @ConnollyUK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    I truly can't wait for Blarg's 1m subscriber special. You deserve it so much my favourite little goose honker

    • @robyngwendolynshiloh5277
      @robyngwendolynshiloh5277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Daddy's little goose honker

    • @hirtew7
      @hirtew7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Uncle’s little goose honker

    • @ExHavic
      @ExHavic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I can only imagine the debauchery that will be in it

    • @ActualTrashcan
      @ActualTrashcan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You don’t say all that and then… insult him? when you put little in front I’m not sure if it’s an insult anymore. You have confused me.

    • @thequagablesire
      @thequagablesire 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      what doES THIS MEAN

  • @flanderrrs
    @flanderrrs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    The "spot the fake gamer" conversation killed me.

    • @weetabixyeah
      @weetabixyeah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kim jong un, the queen and kwebbelkop had me in tears

    • @hwanniggles187
      @hwanniggles187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@weetabixyeah i forgot kwebbelkop was even a thing. Man was mad fake

  • @obsessivelychaoticdimwit9764
    @obsessivelychaoticdimwit9764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    I love how at least in 50% of these clips it’s Yuumi consistently being the last one Alive lmao

    • @bilinasmini3480
      @bilinasmini3480 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keep up the amazing work !! You've gone so far !! Your gonna be one of the greats. Keep being your self and you'll go far !!!!

    • @SharpAsABricc
      @SharpAsABricc ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well he's the sweat of the group so I wouldn't expect anything less

  • @CyanYT
    @CyanYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that, while Blarg has had some personal time, he's still got regular uploads. This dude and his editors are on another level, feeding us the endless content we crave...
    Blarg could just evaporate instantly, and his channel will still have videos coming for a month I stg

    • @bilinasmini3480
      @bilinasmini3480 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Couldn’t stop laughing throughout the entire video

  • @mitchellblake1475
    @mitchellblake1475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    That one clip at 17:00
    So god damn close to an ace while Soup and McNasty have McDonald's flashbacks

    • @therainfalls1547
      @therainfalls1547 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      McDonald's? What did Soup and Mcnasty do at McDonald's?

  • @meatydonut6477
    @meatydonut6477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Loving the 20-40 minute vids mate. Amazing content and good laughs keep it up

  • @zacharywelsh6131
    @zacharywelsh6131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Blarg and the guys have been making fun of so many people as of recent and I’m so for it. Get this man to 1 mil

  • @Shadow0fd3ath24
    @Shadow0fd3ath24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    theres so many sounds, dumb jokes, and funny moments back to back at full speed holy shit lmao...this vid is a classic

  • @AlexKeyes299
    @AlexKeyes299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Doo trying to explain the video to soup is how we all try to explain Soup's videos to other people who don't watch yt.

  • @anshsharma4131
    @anshsharma4131 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:00 The whole Bong Water bit had me rolling while tearing up from laughter, it just itched my brain perfectly😂

  • @willhogan1334
    @willhogan1334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Come on everyone!! Let’s get this man to 1 mil. He deserves it more than anything. Thank you blarg for the great content! Keep it up big dawg

  • @annalisesusan9360
    @annalisesusan9360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Man I tell hue what falling asleep while watching gave me simultaneously the best and worst dream of my life, actually woke up laughing 😂

  • @Queue_Thrills
    @Queue_Thrills 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    9:45 man really sang Greta Thunberg like helicopter helicopter 😂😂😂

  • @doxbox1355
    @doxbox1355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is most definitely my favourite and funniest video I personally think blarg has ever uploaded I didn’t stop laughing the entire time

  • @yungplauge420
    @yungplauge420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Keep up the amazing work !! You've gone so far !! Your gonna be one of the greats. Keep being your self and you'll go far !!!!

  • @nixl518
    @nixl518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Blarg and his goons have been the only people who can make me laugh for 26 minutes straight.

  • @dappergenesis822
    @dappergenesis822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    @9:20 I was literally falling asleep and my eyes were half way shut. Then I rewound and realized it was Yumi having a stroke 😂

  • @chaoticlamb8283
    @chaoticlamb8283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    He went up 1k since he made this vid! That's great!

  • @gabulzabulvods
    @gabulzabulvods 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We getting closer to one milion! Keep up the great work blarg you deserve all the good things

  • @FrakJags
    @FrakJags 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "#43 ON TRENDING FOR GAMING" I'm so happy to see this on one of your videos Blarg! You'll be at 1 mil subs in no time!

  • @Pon1bcd
    @Pon1bcd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hit that 1 mil. You deserve that play button and your massive following.

  • @gutbucket6184
    @gutbucket6184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Blarg deserves 1 million subscribers, he is the funny man

  • @quirklesshan4871
    @quirklesshan4871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this was way too funny to try to discreetly watch at work 😂

  • @pichie5409
    @pichie5409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:49 Very nice French pronunciation there ! "Bob l'Éponge" 10/10

    • @delusionalsky
      @delusionalsky ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean he is Canadian

    • @pichie5409
      @pichie5409 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@delusionalsky Im also canadian and A Quebecers (Mean my mother language is french). I guarantee you that being Canadian doesn't give you a good french accent. 😆

  • @hebrody
    @hebrody 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I don’t understand how you haven’t hit one mil, like all of your friends have over a mil and you are arguably the funniest out of them. Keep up the content it’s amazing!

    • @Slygrond
      @Slygrond 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They're all unique really

    • @livesinbin5830
      @livesinbin5830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s not the funniest but he still deserves more subs

  • @WorstSociety
    @WorstSociety 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Gary I knew u were a bottom feeder” was so good 😂

  • @wiseguise5960
    @wiseguise5960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I honestly love these videos with the dumbest random jokes 🤣😂

  • @Zel_eo
    @Zel_eo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My man at 13:03 with the Rushia png...I see you my boy, never forget!

  • @JoJo-jt7dh
    @JoJo-jt7dh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i hope matt get his 1 Million Subs soon, he is our little frog mustard

  • @bilinasmini3480
    @bilinasmini3480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Holy shit haven't laughed this hard in a while, thank you

  • @akreasendo3653
    @akreasendo3653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The amount of this content is so wholesome 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @colinbartlett3812
    @colinbartlett3812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I hope that Blarg hits 1 million on or before Christmas! That would be a great gift from us.

  • @jackrock1475
    @jackrock1475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Blarg I hope you casually glance upon this comment while waiting in line to get coffee.
    Love the vid. Be on the podcast more please we miss you.

  • @pj9605
    @pj9605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That million milestone video is something I can't wait for

  • @evanarnold3663
    @evanarnold3663 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:13 blarg and soup both missed a perfect opportunity to throw in a “JUST DO IIIIIIT!¡”

  • @danielhoskens3146
    @danielhoskens3146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I look forward to seeing Blarg hit 1 million subs because he absolutely deserves it and I’ve been along for the ride since 1,000

  • @AwfulWeather5684
    @AwfulWeather5684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Yumi’s name is Blake? That’s crazy

  • @u7felix
    @u7felix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    imagine gaming and all of the sudden behind you you hear “turedamevinevine turedamevinevine”

  • @meowmeow575
    @meowmeow575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't breathe help "catfish exoskeleton"

  • @raresatonoaie7097
    @raresatonoaie7097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The only good time for me coming first, to watch a Blarg video xd

  • @isthatjared1572
    @isthatjared1572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dude. How the fuck haven’t you hit a milli yet? I’m blown away.
    You’re awesome Blargey-poo ❤

  • @Aegisoftheshine
    @Aegisoftheshine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a band kid i can confirm we do eat sleeping horses

  • @lucapowers6083
    @lucapowers6083 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ALMOST 1 MILLION BLARG LETS GOOO

  • @JamesonTylerBynum
    @JamesonTylerBynum 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Them talking about GAP reminded me like “man, who here remembers Osh Kosh B’Gosh?” 😂

  • @R3DHarmony
    @R3DHarmony 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every time Blarg plays CS:GO it's not Counter Strike Global Offensive. It's Comedically Structured Globally Offensive

  • @atomkuehne
    @atomkuehne ปีที่แล้ว

    i just about died over the Steve Harvey bit. Don't know why I developed Soup's comedy taste but catfish exoskeleton took the breath outta me

  • @GFIZeraph
    @GFIZeraph ปีที่แล้ว

    Blarg's echoing W H A T was unreasonably funny

  • @Silentstormm
    @Silentstormm 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude your already almost at 900k!! 1000% deserved!

  • @fifiplayz6723
    @fifiplayz6723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Straight from the beginning and already just "I just got killed by Andrew Tate"

  • @tommytaylorberge3875
    @tommytaylorberge3875 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Blink 182 Pat-puss bit killed me.

  • @tylerturner5342
    @tylerturner5342 ปีที่แล้ว

    I will never forget the final round of a family feud, where he asked for a ball made of leather, and the dude said "leather ball"

  • @anneblackk
    @anneblackk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4 pm alarm to wake up. Me who always wakes up around 06:00 without any alarm.

  • @Sh4dowgale
    @Sh4dowgale 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Heck yeah! I'm watching this on my lunch break.

  • @happy_name
    @happy_name ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I watch a csgo video, I always think about how bad the enemy team must be if they're losing or struggling against a bunch of guys just goofing off.

  • @batistabomball
    @batistabomball 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was dying all video, classic goons and needed after a long day

  • @nasty_magician9895
    @nasty_magician9895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Been on the road to 1 mill for some time now man doesn't look like it's happening

  • @ElaineTheOnly
    @ElaineTheOnly 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    22:45 Hey I'd appreciate not having a 80M8 threat sent to Michigan. My grandma lives there. Thanks!

  • @alfiejohnson3216
    @alfiejohnson3216 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The way they said flood as if its not already a word 😂

  • @igglet333
    @igglet333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That thumbnail… Blarg really going for it

  • @daemondrako
    @daemondrako 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know if it's because I'm badly sick but I cried laughing for the whole video

  • @akarbit3r111
    @akarbit3r111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ngl, if Matt got a ace that one round, I would of lost it (in a good way) lol

  • @ethanscott3989
    @ethanscott3989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This whole vid is like:
    I just woke up and someone ask me a question.

  • @Kaiju_Fans_Memes
    @Kaiju_Fans_Memes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Couldn’t stop laughing throughout the entire video 😂🤣

  • @brandonlawrence4338
    @brandonlawrence4338 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Put you to prison 😂 yep, this is a blarg video

  • @badatgames56
    @badatgames56 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a band kid I can relate and a marimba is a melodical percussion instrument that a keyboard like design but with wooden keys that you play with yarn mallets also loved the vid

  • @GZxuanChannel-nx9vi
    @GZxuanChannel-nx9vi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yess, The Misfit Goon-Crew Goes Super-Offensive, is, So, Hilariously-Comedic

  • @ecnalence
    @ecnalence 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just what I need at the end of an exhausting day

  • @tomferguson9250
    @tomferguson9250 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:16 something about this whole conversation had me dying 😂*IvAn*

  • @notrebelbuffoon522
    @notrebelbuffoon522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Concerning the joke about Milk poured over ppl behind big ben: you do know, hopefully, that the Tower is not Big ben, but the Bell within the Tower is Big Ben. as such, you aren't actually able to get behind it, since you aren't just allowed up there.

  • @daGameSlayer526
    @daGameSlayer526 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Y’all make my day everyday watching y’all videos

  • @TrggrHppyRt
    @TrggrHppyRt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The mention of someone clipping their toenails in math class. There was actually someone that did that in my math class. Specifically math as well. I never saw them on the desk in any other classes.

  • @jonezy170
    @jonezy170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    funny story, we had a kid my freshman year of high school who we called bong water. Well turns out he had a hit list and ended up getting expelled

  • @highluxpotato810
    @highluxpotato810 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel like Strokey the Goldfish made this video based on how much stroke-inducing jokes are made in this video.

  • @terencehallinan5273
    @terencehallinan5273 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I almost passed out around the bong water part

  • @Mr_Dancy_Pants
    @Mr_Dancy_Pants 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:42 That subtle NFL fanfare on the piano 3 octaves too high...

  • @daniellefall1516
    @daniellefall1516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What happened to the streams? Also the face cam went away like months ago and I miss it. Also, I love you blarg. You deserve so much. You are an amazing person. I have been a fan for quite awhile. I can’t wait to be there for the 1 mil video. Love you blarg.

  • @mochimaid
    @mochimaid 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As someone from Michigan I can guarantee Dallas Soup did indeed threaten to bomb the entire shitty state off of the map.

  • @kassiekelly5040
    @kassiekelly5040 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    hell yeah blarg!!!! almost 900k🥳

  • @jakesult1426
    @jakesult1426 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    you reminded me to change my bong water.

  • @gabrielflo5932
    @gabrielflo5932 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    15:00 that what it sounds like when I start my truck on a winter morning

  • @supplerope8023
    @supplerope8023 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve been around since before 500k. Seeing how close we are makes me so excited for the day we can finally say 1 Mil.

  • @jaydusmaitland2262
    @jaydusmaitland2262 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stand behind the person who doesnt pee and mount your hands on their shoulders and whisper into their ear, "You got this babe"

  • @austinsamples4090
    @austinsamples4090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jesus Christ guys can we please get blarg to 1 mil already

  • @xaviermendelson8037
    @xaviermendelson8037 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro when Yumi said snoop frog I fucking lost it 😂😂😂😂😂 im having a hard tike typing im laughing so hard

  • @adorablue.
    @adorablue. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    don’t know why but i’m surprised at blarg pronunciation of bob l’éponge, it’s was nicely said

  • @peyj7977
    @peyj7977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a band kid. The marimba was absolutely the best instrument. I'm serious.

    • @metalcorgi8750
      @metalcorgi8750 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a marimba player, can confirm

    • @hazelgrace5760
      @hazelgrace5760 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      as another keyboardist, can also confirm

  • @ssilent8202
    @ssilent8202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now we need a Soup flute video

  • @russianamazonbox5431
    @russianamazonbox5431 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a band kid, I can accurately say that we do, in fact, eat horses while they sleep.

  • @quentincaldwell1656
    @quentincaldwell1656 ปีที่แล้ว

    F L O O D and not one of them realzied he spelled flood either that or it just cut right after mcnasty said that but that killed me 😂

  • @tophat3047
    @tophat3047 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm painting from how much I fucking laughed at like mid way they just all had a stroke and blarg is just ..... Hahahahaha what?

  • @TexasViews
    @TexasViews 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    havent laughed that hard in awhile

  • @alexpiscopo2696
    @alexpiscopo2696 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think the most offensive thing was are you guys excited for fall 🤣

  • @albadude1922
    @albadude1922 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a Blake I felt so uncomfortable during that conversation.

    • @Rat-King27
      @Rat-King27 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same, I was relaxing and just heard that and bolted upright.

  • @reefer4.2.0
    @reefer4.2.0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    In one of my friends classes some dude opened up a clan of clam chowder in 1st period and just drank strait out of the can

  • @JRjr3
    @JRjr3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    For 6 years the secret service have been armed senior care nurses. We need some young blood again!

  • @xXESproductionsXx
    @xXESproductionsXx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sleeping in is 1pm xD dude Sleeping in for me is 9am

  • @OctoLemon06
    @OctoLemon06 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dooo on the mcnasty sleep schedule

  • @aldynuswhabiology
    @aldynuswhabiology ปีที่แล้ว

    2:41 i laughed too much at that for some reason

  • @wd_kiltedspartan2732
    @wd_kiltedspartan2732 ปีที่แล้ว

    one of my absolute favorite creators!