YOU CAN'T HIDE!
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Edited by:
ME! ALL BY MYSELF HAHAHAHA
After Schlatt's intense Love Or Host with Minx, Alex Botez, and many other beautiful women who like him very much, and after Schlatt and Minx are cute together for 28 minutes straight (soon it will be Schlatt and Alex Botez being cute together), Schlatt challenges stand-up guy Ludwig to a game of Spy Party. Little does he know Schlatt only picks Wheels, the wheelchair-bound character who has lost all function in his legs and also looks and walks funny. After losing countless times in a row to Ludwig, who realizes Schlatt Only Picks Wheels during the first round they play, the viewer wonders why Schlatt keeps crawling back for more. I guess he's always been one to roll with the punches. Pause the Minecraft Speedrunning video, stop thinking about her and enjoy this masterpiece of a video from yours truly. How do people in wheelchairs go down the stairs? Fast and inefficiently. - เกม
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Ok god
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“Well...
*publicly executes a disabled man*
“...call it a gut feeling.”
**The sniper was later arrested for executing an ordinary disabled man**
@@Dgero **floridan man was later arrested after publicly shooting an ordinary disabled man**
Meanwhile: **shoots a midget**
“-soul read!”
It's the Texan way.
@@york7301 omg that’s good
All that I’ve learned from this is that
1. Being disabled isn’t as fun as I thought
2. Stay away from the stables.
They call him Mr. Hands
HeyItsJoshu I wonder what he did in the 1990’s with those hands. I heard there was an incident with a baseball bat
What I've gathered from this comment is that prior to watching this video you looked at disabled people and thought "Man, that looks like a good time."
Will Burchett they get better parking spots and get to sit down on the train. They have an excuse for everything. “Sorry, I’m disabled” will excuse any and everything. AND They get paid to live by the government. What’s not to love?
Will Burchett if that doesn’t sound fun to you, idk what is.
Imagine if you’re at a fancy dinner party, then all of a sudden, from a rooftop across the street, you hear someone yell “SOUL READ” and someone drops dead before your eyes.
What a great night that would be
Dude just slumps outta the wheelchair in a heap
@@bonydanza7046
Next day you learn your best friend was a spy
It would almost feel like reliving 1999 all over again.
That mf must be illiterate, because he just erased that soul
Ludwig is rethinking his whole existence during this whole video
holy shit it's the comment guy
Oh sheeeet it’s him guys it’s him
It’s you again, Just some guy without a mustache.
He is the chosen one, he will slay *THE JUSTIN.Y*
Nah, it’s the fake one, the real one has a mustache
Schlatt breaks his legs, turns into wheels. Funniest shit I've ever seen.
banana bread
@@jschlattLIVE Banana Bread
Banana breb
you wouldve loved it dear
@@jschlattLIVE yes
This guy walks into a room, except he doesn’t cause he’s paralyzed, wheels
a haiku
@@kimomalott9840 lmao
no u Eh that’s one too many syllables, bub
My humor is so retarded this made me laugh
this guy walks into
a room except he doesn’t
cause he’s paralysed
that’s a haiku i think
I loved watching Ludwig's face slowly contort into an expression of pure disgust and horror as he continued reading about the Enumclaw Horse Sex Case™
Had me in tears
14:28 I love how casually schlatt just drops that bombshell on ludwig
Psychological warfare
"I spend all day on Twitter getting angry at people that have more money than me."
Every time I open my Twitter notifications it's just Schlatt flirting with men
James Charles**
ok why is that accurate
Wheels is broken, his legs and his power
Justin this is gonna be top comment when I get back huh
shrouded in aluminum
@@jschlattLIVE banna bread
Shroudyroudy
@@jschlattLIVE OMG HIIIII
13:00 Ludwig gave us a “wh👾👾”
Omg
WH🛸🛸
Seeing schlatt aiming a sniper rifle at someone he's calls "queen liz" is really funny now on September 8, 2022.
It seems he thought she was the spy.
i guess he had a good holiday
Dont forget bout what happened in 1999
@@nexter2930 Yeah but he did that with his bare hands, I'm talking about him with a sniper rifle.
This game is perfect for Schlatt because he walks like an NPC in every game he plays
Hiroshima Henry in the lunch club video where they rob houses. The way he walked before he entered poki’s room was scary
Haha Schlatt go walk
But Whytho huhuhu jstep
Too bad he keeps wheeling with wheels
Schlatt Walk
Why does schlatt look like he's gonna fight the British for American independence
thinking about fighting the british for american independence
Well he does hate British "people".
He looks like he's trying to become Otto von Bismark
Thinking about fighting Wilbur
cause he is
I love Schlatt’s maniacal laughter when he shoots the midget and it’s Ludwig
Fun fact: most wheelchairs are made of steel, so if you activate a large electromagnet near someone in a wheelchair, they will be picked up and crushed in their chair. This could be considered a metal sarcophagus
I don't think this qualifies as a 'fun' fact.
@@marzsminecraftI dunno seems pretty fun to me.
"is it soul read time?"
"No I don't thi-"
"Soul read *proceed to shoot the spy dead on*"
Honestly my favorite moment... Especially after just hearing the words "People do the thing you expect them to do most of the time."
When I say I wheezed-
timestamp?
@@PotatoPhreak 7:55
same energy as VIBE CHECK
"Schlatt. What did you feel when you shot Wheels?"
"Recoil."
"It's simple, we eat the Batman"
-Chinese Joker
-The white death
timestamp?
@Captain Bruh i did
@@peepawsmethstash9743 lmao
Ludwig: shoots wheels leg
Wheels leg: I'm literally paralysed
Who's wheels, do you mean aluminum sarcophagus
*To that person that said “Danny Davito” in chat when Ludwig got shot as the short guy*
*I saw you. And your amazing*
I don't know about you, but I'm starting to think he's wheels.
You a npc
No he's obviously the banana bread
metal sarcophagus
@@jschlattLIVE lies
jschlattLIVE jschlatt? More like
“I would expect nothing less, from a man that tall” schlatt just roasted his entire fanbase
but they arent men, they are kids that tall
Gamererr I think that was the joke
ahh the way lugwig said 'harassment'
@@g-money-money ?
@@keirajonsey6955 hair uhs ment
14:46 you know I never realised three people slimeslickle Ted nivison and Ludwig have all been terrified by this man’s knowledge of a guy being banged by a horse😂
schlatt’s cackle after the soul read was amazing
I love how Ludwig and Schlatt look like complete opposites in this video. You've got a classy turtleneck-wearing guy up against an overnight trucker-looking guy.
@Orange Jello Overnight* but, yeah.
Mortal Kombat Kano lookin' ass
11:11 Especially in this interaction
nah schlatt is more like a civil war union general more than anything
Don't forget gay
Fun fact: The Enumclaw Horse Sex Case is the thing that made bestiality illegal in Washington State.
Sevil Natas of course it was in enumclaw
I like how it wasnt illegal before
@@lewisbaitup6352 hey....it had to be legal at one point to make it illegal.
@@bread9923 same with murdering people.
@Thai Ya Long
yeah its unfortunate
I’m amazed that Schlatt can recite the details of the case by memory
Amazed, yes. Surprised? Not a chance.
Ludwig looks like he's dressed up to go to his mom's book club meeting
fun fact: this video is now on the wikipedia page of the enumclaw horse sex case under “in popular culture” in the aftermath tab
no it isnt
@@tiffany5438 it could be
@@cybercrasherstv should be. Imma go in and edit that
@@extrablandchaos2149 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case
it was*
RIP
My new favorite joke from Jschlatt is “Does this count as drunk driving” while Carson was wheels and drinking a lot of alcohol
i dont think anything beats nina tucker speaking the treaty of versailles
@@seignee wait, what
link?
Moses Turner th-cam.com/video/g0fgAw9oGpA/w-d-xo.html this one I’m pretty sure
@@bobthebobman7457 video is private oof
We all know Schlatt is a trained sniper. After what happened in '99
"YOU CAN'T HIDE!" Schlatt said during his crimes of 1999.
Tomorrow's Community tab: "Thinking about the handicapped"
"Thinking about Wheels"
Or Enumclaw Horse Sex Case
Thinking About King Tut
Nah, it's gonna be: "Thinking about King Tut."
Thinking about aluminum
not sure how I feel about this game
don’t worry nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedy’s
surree cause nothing bad ever happens to the kennedys
This comment honestly is gold
JFK I'm your biggest fan
I loved you in clone high. You’re a real chad buddy. No wonder you’re so open minded
Dude jschlatt is like the step dad ive always wanted
"I'd say that September 8th, 2022 would be a pretty interesting day"
when was this made again?
Aluminum Alloy Wheelchair 100% Bulletproof
The ma incident
What aluminium alloy?
@Gabriela Thomas impossible!!! Where is the aluminum at?
If only they had an alluminum alloy spinal cord
"sarcophagus"
Ludwig in a turtle neck looks like that one guy from Megamind
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT
Megamind
Ludwig is Andrew Garfield 100%
H a l
Bernard
his face 14:45
👁👄👁
15:40 if you look closly, everyone is ratting shlatt out
Ludwig: "I think you're a righty"
Schlatts audience who has watched him mentally breakdown at every single Wii game because he's left-handed
Wait he is?-
@@mikado_m big lefty... with hands but he is the number two conservative minecrafter after dream
Spencer Lee ?
@@mocha7193 its a meme from chuckle sandwich (schlatt, ted nivison and slimecicle's podcast)
it's okay y'all. He may be left-handed, but at least he jerks off with his right hand
no ones gonna talk about how ludwig pronounced harassment like
“hair-ass-men”
13:15
if anyone was wondering
LMAO HAIR ASS MEN
@@frankensteingirl2637 to avoid TOS lmao
EXACTLYYY I WAS LIKE 😀
@@soulflashsz7124 oh that makes sense
8:05 the laugh scared me for a sec holy shit
This is the second time I’ve heard Schlatt talk about the horse case.
Nothing makes me happier than Schlatts maniacal cackle.
7:50 btw
on sleesloo 😹💯🔥😈
@@ToldFate 8:02
“Almost as slick as this transition to our sponsor”
Big Linus energy right there
exactly
This video is sponsored by raid shadow legends
Imagine his video gets sponsored by freshbooks.
That was slick.
Man Jschlatt is “on a roll”
Me: "Alright can't way to watch this vi-"
Jsclatt: WHEELS BABY, WHEELS
Jschlatt’s community post is gonna be: “thinking about wheels”
thinking about swapping statuses
Thinking about the Enumclaw sex case
lmao u were right
Right on the money, babyy
Madlad. He actually predicted it. Tell us whats gonna happen after trump dies please.
Honestly the only time Schlatt doesn’t seem 100% done with life is when he’s paid to talk about the sponsor
money
munny
It’s just business!
Schlatt IS the business man
he’s a capitalist, what do you expect?
Ludwig's face slowly contort into horror as he looks up the horse case Schlatt mentioned will never cease to make me cackle
HAPPY NEW YEAR
schlatt on the community tab in 24 hours: “thinking about wheels”
“Thinking about the Enumclaw horse sex case”
@@TeenageMutantZuckerTurtle is that Mr Hands?
Keira-Reneè yes
I hate the fact wheels looks like Austin powers.
LMAOOOOOO
I WAS JUST LIKE “he looks like Austin powers”
yeah baby
ooh ima watch that instead of doing my math homework
@@honeybeeappreciator homework is temporary, austin powers is forever
5 months and around 20 days give or take but.... he got her
Ludwigs horror at reading about the enumclaw incident is hilarious
Jschlatt tomorrow: *”Thinking about Metal Sarcophagus”*
Me tomorrow: "thinking about people who misuse capitalization and apostrophes"
isn't it metal sarcophagi?
Iron Overheat You fool, Metal Sarcophagus is obviously a proper noun
@@ethenk9797 Still doesn't get an apostrophe which was my point. The only things that get apostrophe s for plural are letters and numbers ("A's" and "1's"), not to be confused with acronyms which like CDs or CPUs. The original comment spelled it like "sarcophagus's"
Iron Overheat shut up nerd
People in 3,500 BC:
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS BABY!!!!!!!!!
I fkn love this comment
AHAHAAA OMG IT TOOK ME A MOMENT TO REALISE-
When the queen actually died.....
i love how ludwig is so smug at every point you see his face
“I spend all day on Twitter being angry at people who have more money than me”
-Jschlatt 2020
That _barely_ narrows it down Schlatt.
Like how he is angry at all British people
@@bonkmeabeab3563 Damn those english men
That played as soon as I saw this
Schlatt, do you purposefully shave your chin so you don't grow a full beard, or do your genetics actually want you to look like a British colonial officer in the 1840s?
I don't need sleep, I need answers
I think it’s because long sideburns look cool.
just shot a little fellow and took his boots
i customized my rifle loike it's 1862
just scammed a pirate out of his golden tooth
i want to colonize this land but its full of zulus
holy shit the most perfect image of Schlatt in 1840s British colonial officer attire just crossed my mind
You can see some stubble on his chin sometimes so yes he shaves it, but it probably comes in later than the sideburns which started the whole thing
No one is going to talk about how smooth that transition into the sponsor was?
10:01 THE SQUEAKS ARE KILLING ME
I sometimes question Schlatt's sanity
i always question his sanity.
We all do
He either has no sanity or all of it
sometimes? you must be new here
baba booey
yep a lot of people are genuinely "upset" over president Schlatt even though its just minecraft roleplay...what a world huh...
U cant control those 12 year olds smh
Zyfix it’s the same thing as people sending actors/actresses death threats because they didn’t like their character. (An example that comes to mind is Kelly Marie Tran- who plays Rose in Star Wars). These kids can’t separate the person/actor from the character they play. In the end, it’s all for entertainment
People are still trying to cancel him for saying stuff 3 years ago, including him saying faggot (I'm gay I can say it) like a year ago and IMMEDIATELY regretting it and admitting he shouldn't have said it
I personally find Jschlatts acting downright hilarious. He really knows how to play the villian. Unfortunately some people don't realize that everyone is just doing a massive roleplay for content and take it way too seriously.
@@zyfixosu Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. If you stop and think, it makes sense why Dream voted Glow Squid. The mob is the least trouble when coming to manhunts and speedruns. For the Iceloger it's obvious, but for the Moobloom, they might take up the spawn chance for normal cows which have a good source of meat. Mooblooms might not drop meat and waste time on his run. Dreams a smart, ambitious guy. He knows how the game works and how to use features to his advantage. But this is a specific reason. It works for Dream but it might not work for others. And Dream is one person. True, he did influence the vote a bit, but Glow Squid won by a lot so it's not his fault.
the look of utter terror on ludwig's face when the horse sex case comes up, jesus christ.
John F Kennedy been real quit since this dropped 🥶🥶🥶
You know that the real reason they call him wheels is because of what he did with a wheelchair back in 1990
oh no
Probably did a sweet ollie
You mean the 24 toddler incident?
He took a car and ran over 50 orphans. Their blood splattered all over his wheels.
I envy Schlatt's ability to casually bring up Mr. Hands in a conversation.
Same
Same
2:05 click this timestamp to skip the sponsor part
Thanks
....you did it
lmao
I wanna sleep on a bed that's made out of schlatt's voice
made of rocks
made of new york
Made of hanging babies
made of timbs
made of the pope
When you go bald, you become one of two people:
Vin Diesel
Or Steve Jobs
The Rock?
Tyler1?
pitbull 😎
Mag1cal Terry Crews
The pope
14:34 He was a Boeing engineer? Damn, that’s some proper hands-on work right there.
I hear he was born in Unimclaw
Are we just gonna ignore Schlatt’s casual drinking of a 2 liter of Pepsi
schlatt looks like he’s about to tell me stories about the civil war
This is the most fucking thing ever
same
2013: “I’m not gonna pick the monopoly man” *sniper shoots monopoly man* “I freaking knew you were the monopoly man”
2020: “I’m not gonna be wheels” *sniper shoots wheels* “I freaking knew you were wheels
ahh i see you're a man of culture as well
Life comes full cycle
I’m so fucking happy this game is getting attention again
I knew I wasn’t the only one to think about that
Jerma and Star are infinite
This will never get old
Love how this video gets recommended to us after queen's death
Edit more yourself it's goated
hearted pog
𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝖕𝖔𝖌
hearted pog
hearted pog
hearted pog
people who are sending jschlatt death threats because of the dream smp, and you should agree, are disgusting people
dream stans are almost as bad as kpoop stans
it's truly disgusting. i feel so bad for schlatt, people are sending threats because of a bit.
@@bellsteaparty Exactly, it's so stupid
wait, i thought that happened months ago?? wtf happened
@@kasakro9829 that was like 2 weeks agolol
How the queen died
Ludwig dressed like Gaster
I haven’t heard that name in a while
Schlatt in the community tab tomorrow: "Thinking about King Tut"
“Thinking about the Enumclaw horse sex case”
I love reading through the new comments. Just to see kids getting mad about the Dream SMP and then other kids defend Schlatt... this is art.
Isle Of Dead Memes omg right? It’s fun as hell!! I like to respond to the spicy ones
Pengu Diegu another fun one to read through is the mr beast 100,000 dollar duel
Quality entertainment.
What happened?
@DooSalmon kinda
New spy party content 👀
11:27 THE HIGHLIGHT OF THIS ENTIRE VIDEO
Schlatt and Lud is the duo i didn't even think about but that we absolutely need more of
absolutely factual.
Yep
This is the most fucking thing ever
schlatt tomorrow: thinking about the invention of the wheel in 3500 B.C.
Correct
*Congratulations* you are correct
i mean you’re not wrong
This is the first time I have enjoyed a TH-cam video in a long time
I come from the future with an important message
Wheelzer
I can’t believe they were just bloviating for 17 minutes.
Easy now, that's a gerund.
ludwig: plays the game correctly
schlatt: vroom vroom wheels go brrrrrrrrt
absolutely love this video
This video is incredible
Schlatt tomorrow: “can’t stop think about surrounding myself with aluminium”
"thinking about mr. hands"
"thinking about wheels"
“Thinking about King Tut”
*”Thinking about shooting an Asian man”*
I saw like 20 comments on people telling those mad at the dreamsmp to stop, and not a single comment of people expressing anger
hate to ask but what happened with him ? why are people upset?
@@g00go schlatt was a dictator on dreams smp and kicked tommy and Wilbur, and now the fan base are mad at schlatt.
@@juliesun4722 oh thats it? figured he said a slur or smth
@@g00go lol some of the smp fan base just does not pass the vibe check
This video doesn't have anything to do with the dream smp ; - ;
11:21 just a little timestamp for myself when I come back to this video.