"hey steve, daddy's finally agreed to let me buy my first jet" that's never something I thought I would hear a woman who looks like she's in her 30s say
as someone who is from brazil (and são paulo, coincidently), i appreciate finally being able to watch evil pinely’s videos. thank you for expanding your videos to south america, your ‘olá’ was very honouring as well. thank you, evil pinely, my hero.
as someone who is not from brazil i wish for brazil to be mentioned in the next video salve mano kkkkkkk caralho ola um (i ran out of brazilian words i know)
"I just expanded my business to South America, so now I have 50 million extra dollars to blow on a jet. I went to stock market today. I did a business." --Vincent Adultman, probably
I don't want you to build a private jet, just close the attic access man. Every wide shot i was not looking at you and staring into the void behind the access hole lol
Evil Pinely, glad to see your poster situation was finally solved. I assume it was due to your billions of dollars being a big help. I can't wait to see the posters in your new jet!
Something about watching an old billionaire's video and having it start playing Undertale music while he talks about buying a whole ass fucking plane, and fully serious about it, really had me having to just pause for a second and think about if I'm actually seeing this shit correctly
1:32 I always think the song choice is interesting even when people are trying to be sad. TH-camrs will use this music to back up them talking about a dead friend or a recent tragedy or smth. They prolly have no idea it's an Undertale song, it's so weird and sometimes insensitive depending on the circumstance. Also, no one playing Undertale's getting a private jet so this is especially funny. If you made a rich CEO play Undertale I think they'd die on the spot
That big screen with all the planes on it and that seriously looks right from GTA Online, or like one of the ingame websites or something, and like, where the hell is the guy sourcing the planes from?
My auntie used to own a company that sold and rented out luxury yachts. They would often rent the yachts for movies where the lead actor would just stay in the yacht the whole time so they didn’t have to stay in a regular hotel with us commoners. The company is based out of Greece but they would rent the yachts out all over the world. The world of rich people just seems crazy to me.
I agree with everything you said in this video except the part where you insinuated that having 6 girlfriends isn’t being loyal, let the evil man be polyamorous
5:21 How dare you! I trusted you and this is how you repay me. This non-Parasocial relationship is built upon trust that what you say is the gospel. You didn't just let me down, but you also let me down
In fairness, the suitcase issue is very much private jet 101 because it’s a safety issue. We don’t think much about it on the commercial end as passengers, but on a small jet, you do have to think about it, because suitcases can very much bring down an airplane.
I'm a mechanic at a company that charters and maintains private jets. The mechanics and owners of the jets never interact with each other; I couldn't tell you the name of 90% of the people that actually own the jets that I spend all my time working on. We'd probably revolt
if you can't tell this "evil piney" guy is the richest man in the world, he's so rich nobody even knows how rich he is, this is fact take it or leave it
the place they filmed these is like just on the east side of hyde park n i run past it a few times a week, theyre really ostentatious with the fake plane its right in front of a big window so u can see it from the street and it just lives in my head rent free every time i pass it... im consumed for like a good 10 minutes with why did they build this?? who is this for?? it kinda looks like shit?? does this make people more likely to spend millions on a plane ?? what else could this time and money and material be used for?? how can people actually live like this when their world seems so hollow ?? is their happiness just as meaningful as a fake plane built to impress poors walking past ???? much to think about ...
I mean. If you have six gfs and they wont remove your spine if theyre in the same room together. Youre probably all poly. However I think this youtuber is just lying.
Honestly... If this guy's business strategy is to decorate his office as an actual plane... What would his office look like if he was selling $3x dolls instead 💀🤣 Please don't block me, it's just dumb though 😆
This is a very good video man! I can really see you going places!
I appreciate that!
You didn’t even watch the whole video
Can you two please collab already!?!?
Wait a minute… when have we ever seen Pinely and EvilPinely in the same room together 🤔
elon musk and his baby account
let's be real did anyone really expect "Private Jet TikTok" NOT to be unhinged
"hey steve, daddy's finally agreed to let me buy my first jet"
that's never something I thought I would hear a woman who looks like she's in her 30s say
shes definitely a grown adult and its so funny how they mentioned that shes 19 TWICE
HELLO! I'M EMU OTORI! EMU IS MEANING SMILE!
I’m 34 and she looks older than me
the misogyny against older women is insane. women in their 30s do not even look old to begin with
@@littleprettyfairy i think u misunderstood something? we're poking fun at the fact that shes pretending to be 19 (at 3:06)
He's actually really smart to capitalise on the huge untouched market of billionaires looking to buy jets that drive past his showroom
private jet tiktok is the last place id expect to hear undertale music wtf
Lmao I had to go back and check
I legit thought I was going crazy thinking thats what I heard lmaoo
at least it wasn't homestuck music
nothing hits like watching these after you decided you couldn’t afford to pay $28 for medicine for an unexpected issue
as someone who is from brazil (and são paulo, coincidently), i appreciate finally being able to watch evil pinely’s videos. thank you for expanding your videos to south america, your ‘olá’ was very honouring as well. thank you, evil pinely, my hero.
i just realised he prob meant hola #brazilnotmentioned
As someone who is also from brazil (infortunatly not from são paulo) i also appreciate being able to watch evil pinely's videos
as someone who is not from brazil i wish for brazil to be mentioned in the next video salve mano kkkkkkk caralho ola um (i ran out of brazilian words i know)
"I just expanded my business to South America, so now I have 50 million extra dollars to blow on a jet. I went to stock market today. I did a business." --Vincent Adultman, probably
I'm truly honored to be part of evil pinely's south american expansion and to have the opportunity to give him money
I don't want you to build a private jet, just close the attic access man. Every wide shot i was not looking at you and staring into the void behind the access hole lol
I couldnt stop thinking about how he used fallen down from undertale as his sad music in the first one 😭
EXACTLY LIKE WHAT
as a brazilian i can confirm that pinely's plan to conquer south america has been greatly sucessful
After reading the title and not yet watching the video, I agree
"The ROI (Return On Investment) has been very succulent" --Warren Buffet, probably
Evil Pinely, glad to see your poster situation was finally solved. I assume it was due to your billions of dollars being a big help.
I can't wait to see the posters in your new jet!
Evil Pinely is the first billionaire I’m eating in the revolution
Evil Pinely giving off a very "Evil" aura, but since he is a billionaire, that is just par for the course.
You got my like Evil Pinely!
As someone from South America I can attest Evil Pinely has expanded over here 🥰
i'm from south america and this video is expanding me
😳
Something about watching an old billionaire's video and having it start playing Undertale music while he talks about buying a whole ass fucking plane, and fully serious about it, really had me having to just pause for a second and think about if I'm actually seeing this shit correctly
I thought so too, immediately had to come to the comments to see if anyone was talking about that 😅
I was getting him recommended for a while and it certainly was some of the most fascinatingly unhinged content I have consumed.
fame really changed EVIL pinely😔
i lost it when the first video started playing Fallen Down lmao
it caught me so off-guard 😭
Wait, Private jet tiktok is unhinged. What a surprise.
the absolute audacity of these weird ass rich dudes to use slowed down undertale music in the background is beyond me 😭😭😭
The doubletake I did when I heard Fallen Down Reprise in the first vid
1:32 I always think the song choice is interesting even when people are trying to be sad. TH-camrs will use this music to back up them talking about a dead friend or a recent tragedy or smth. They prolly have no idea it's an Undertale song, it's so weird and sometimes insensitive depending on the circumstance. Also, no one playing Undertale's getting a private jet so this is especially funny. If you made a rich CEO play Undertale I think they'd die on the spot
Keep making these shirts, plane guy.
You’re just shortening the time till revolution
1:33 never in my life did I think I would hear undertale music in a tiktok about how to buy a private jet
you know I never realized regular not evil Pinely was a thing until this video
Help! I got lost in my jet! One of my housekeepers called in sick and they were just 29
we need an evil pinely private jet tour video!
evil pinely has evil jet …. wha..
1:00 hola malvado pinito
9:34 the last time someone had a plane in their office , it made flying very inconvenient for everyone
Yeesh brutal
whats weird about the sad music that plays at 1:32 is that it's from Undertale 😭 what the heck did he look up to get that song for his video
That big screen with all the planes on it and that seriously looks right from GTA Online, or like one of the ingame websites or something, and like, where the hell is the guy sourcing the planes from?
the one thing I enjoy more than flying my 50m private jet over the hollywood hills? knowledge
that person who called him coordinated and calm was probably joking, well hopefully lol
I would buy a used airplane from Evil Pinely
My auntie used to own a company that sold and rented out luxury yachts. They would often rent the yachts for movies where the lead actor would just stay in the yacht the whole time so they didn’t have to stay in a regular hotel with us commoners. The company is based out of Greece but they would rent the yachts out all over the world. The world of rich people just seems crazy to me.
Of course private jet TikTok is unhinged lmao
Is there someone in the opened attic space behind you evil pinely...? Is it regular pinely?
Thank you for telling us what ROI is, us filthy pours would never have known
chaotic evil pinely
I agree with everything you said in this video except the part where you insinuated that having 6 girlfriends isn’t being loyal, let the evil man be polyamorous
evil pinely
evil pinely
Subscribed - get that private jet in your bedroom! These people are not at all out of touch with reality! Very relatable content!!
It's a good day when Evil Pinely posts
Hey evil pinely just wanted to let you know i subscribe so if you dont build a giant jet in your room you are gonna have a word with my lawyers
as a south american i can affirm your videos have expanded here
What can I say except eat the rich.
Building the finance empire one oroi at a time
Just subscribed. Can't wait to see the private jet you build.
Do people actually think that stuff is real? Come on it’s so transparent
That sad music is from Undertale. The last place I expected to hear an Undertale remix.
5:21 How dare you! I trusted you and this is how you repay me. This non-Parasocial relationship is built upon trust that what you say is the gospel. You didn't just let me down, but you also let me down
In fairness, the suitcase issue is very much private jet 101 because it’s a safety issue.
We don’t think much about it on the commercial end as passengers, but on a small jet, you do have to think about it, because suitcases can very much bring down an airplane.
Pinely you a funny dude but you keep gettin funnier !
I would like to tell everyone that the Boeing 767-200ER is not that large of an aircraft and is from the 1980s.
23 Year Old Asks a Guy to Use a Search Engine
As a fellow millionaire I’m watching this on my private jet thanks evil pinely
Pinely Malvado!
I'm a mechanic at a company that charters and maintains private jets. The mechanics and owners of the jets never interact with each other; I couldn't tell you the name of 90% of the people that actually own the jets that I spend all my time working on. We'd probably revolt
My six weed-smoking gfs
South america mentioned 🎉🎉🎉😏😏😏🥳🥳🥳👏👏👏💃💃💃
1:44 Undertale music 💀💀💀
They used toriels theme from undertale for the sad music in the first tiktok lmao
þe way þis man said "são paulo" hurt me RIGHT in the brasileiro
What’s going on in the attic? Is that where Evil Pinely stashed all of the conclusions to the videos he started?
Yes that white part showing it is the scripts with ending for videos
subscribed,,,… cant wait to see that jet
if you can't tell this "evil piney" guy is the richest man in the world, he's so rich nobody even knows how rich he is, this is fact take it or leave it
This is the first video I have seen of yours.
I did it one piece at a time, and [it cost me 30 million dollars].
Have you ever been to Australia?
How did you find this side of tiktok evil pinely 🤔🤔🤔
Hello
I genuinely got angry when they (ab)used the undertale song for this trash pile of a video.
I ❤️ evil pinely
✌️❤️🇨🇦
the place they filmed these is like just on the east side of hyde park n i run past it a few times a week, theyre really ostentatious with the fake plane its right in front of a big window so u can see it from the street and it just lives in my head rent free every time i pass it... im consumed for like a good 10 minutes with why did they build this?? who is this for?? it kinda looks like shit?? does this make people more likely to spend millions on a plane ?? what else could this time and money and material be used for?? how can people actually live like this when their world seems so hollow ?? is their happiness just as meaningful as a fake plane built to impress poors walking past ???? much to think about ...
This genre is like, actually horrible.
i see your standards are quite high
@@hikawagetsbitches Why yes, because I am a viewer of Billionaire Evil Pinely.
what is the outro video i recognise it
sleeping on trains by james marriott
Oh hell yeah James Marriott
I mean. If you have six gfs and they wont remove your spine if theyre in the same room together. Youre probably all poly.
However I think this youtuber is just lying.
As i settle into adulthood, i am more and more frustrated with the absolute state of SOCIETY right now :/
damn, maybe the jerker was right 🤡
Imagine styling yourself after Jeffrey Epstein to sell planes
Honestly... If this guy's business strategy is to decorate his office as an actual plane... What would his office look like if he was selling $3x dolls instead 💀🤣 Please don't block me, it's just dumb though 😆
You gonna talk about the Israeli-Palestine conflict?