You forgot to add the hypnotic Border Collie stare. I bred, raised, and trained Border Collies, and I've seen a single dog stare down a fully grown Hereford bull who didn't want to go where she was herding him to. After about two minutes of the staring contest, he gave up and trotted meekly to the gate.
Oh yes the stare! My Amstaff was attacked by a border collie when he was a puppy. (The border collie’s owner’s fault: that poor dog was rarely ever taken out, didn’t get enough exercise and was improperly socialised; no wonder that poor animal was as mad as they come) As a result of this attack he’s never quite relaxed around border collies, especially when they stare. He’ll only stop tensing up when he’s 100% certain I’ve seen the border collie and am in control of the situation.
I have a BC mix and she does it whenever she sees other animals. It’s definitely something. She also bites the heel of my shoes if she wants me to run or play with her, which I’ve read is another BC trait.
@@oddda5956 She's herding you! Border Collies work by gently nipping at the heels of livestock to get them moving and then again if they aren't following the herd. My BC did this to my sister and myself when we were younger... it's hilarious to realize you're getting herded.
"Their so stupid I love it!" I've only ever had 1 dumb cross Border and she was nuts, they have brains and as much madness as those brains. She was the exception; all of the madness and none of the brains. No idea what she was crossed with, but, she still herded other animals, her favourite was our 3 cats.
My brother's border is mixed with jack russell. She's dumb and insane. Whatever you do, DONT get a border jack mix unless you have the energy to constantly run. She never gets tired.
Also my brother's border collie. She will literally just sit there staring into la la land until you get her attention and make her go somewhere else. She's not the brightest bulb in the lamp🤣🤣
@@kellykirkwood4567 yeah ours is also a rescue too. Have no idea what her life was like before we got her but she's always been like this. Nothing Changed from the day we got her till now
It works amazingly well on the silly squirrels. I've watched them literally get within 6 feet of either of our Australian Shepard mixes, then they break out of 'stealth' mode and the race is on. I've scared the squirrels off a few times, for their safety. Evil glares from the dogs were endured...
This is so border collies! I adore them so much Workaholic… like the border collie that was ejected from a car during a wreck. He was found a few days later on a sheep farm… herding sheep. ‘Dude really got yeeted into his dream job’ and the farmer said, “I don’t know where this dog came from, he doesn’t have a collar… who does he belong to?”
When my parents bought their farm they got a border collie in with the deal. He was hilarious. He was hell on wheels vs anything four legged. 3AM on a summer night and a rabbit in the garden? We were all awake. But never expect him to guard the house. Nope. Anyone and everyone could drive up the lane and he would be "Oh! Two-legs! Welcome to our farm! Let me show you where the unlocked front door is! So nice to see you! Have a nice visit!"
We had a border collie and black lab mix, and she was the sweetest dog. She loved babies, she would just sit next to me when I was holding our firstborn, and just want to cuddle, and once he was big enough to be walking around, she'd lay on the floor next to him so he could climb all over her. Like, actively avoid the kid-free areas because having her ears pulled on and eyes accidentally jabbed was worth having the baby on her (we trued to prevent him hurting her, of course, but accidents happen). She knew exactly where the yard boundaries were, and we could have her off leash in our open yard and she wouldn't cross her boundaries. She knew exactly where the kids were supposed to be in the yard, and would herd them with her body to keep them where they were supposed to be. Sadly, we lost her at 7 years old to surprise health issues.
I second your comment - we had a yellow lab and border collie mix and she was my absolute best friend through childhood. She was a dearheart and was with me until I went off to college - seems like she knew I was grown up and her role was finished. Devastated when she left us.
Sounds so much like Roots, my old American Staffordshire female. Looked like Petey from the Lil Rascals, and *loved* kids so much. On walks, if she saw a kid coming, she'd lie down on the grass and wait. She had terrible arthritis, but all she wanted was for them to climb all over her and love her. I adopted her as an adult, and she also had surprise health issues a year or so later (a condition called ITP), so I lost her around the same age you lost yours. Heartbreaking! 💔
Feel this. I had the most friendly chow chow as a teen. Just lost her earlier this year at 14. She didn't necessarily love kids but I'd bribe her for trunk or treat by giving the youngest kids nuggets to offer her for pets. (Her bane was anyone under six.) She was SO GENTLE with fingers of all sizes and very polite and would give anyone kisses. I got 13.5 years with her and had to make the call for her this year. Hardest thing I've ever done. I had her for half of my life and I'm devastated I don't wake up to see her fluffy face anymore. Got a new pup with a similar personality, a husky-apbt mix, who just adores any kid she sees.
No it's not. Come to Ukraine and see the difference between the good and evil. Evil (russia) invades, annexes, loots, rapes, tortures, keeps people in camps, deports them for forced labour or ''reeducation'', murders, shells and strikes everything all the time with one purpose to annihilate our nation and take our land. Good (Ukraine and the allies that help us) fight those terrorists. Yes, it's simple as that, and yes it's that black-or-white in times and situations like that. Saying that all people are evil is simplistic and equalizes victims and aggressor. You think we are ''evil'' just by wanting to live and defending ourselves against barbaric horde?
@@msk-qp6fn . Come to Ukraine and see the difference between the good and evil. Evil (russia) invades, annexes, loots, rapes, tortures, keeps people in camps, deports them for forced labour or ''reeducation'', murders, shells and strikes everything all the time with one purpose to annihilate our nation and take our land. Good (Ukraine and the allies that help us) fight those terrorists. Yes, it's simple as that, and yes it's that black-or-white in times and situations like that. Saying that all people are evil is simplistic and equalizes victims and aggressor. You think we are ''evil'' just by wanting to live and defending ourselves against barbaric horde?
Hilarious and accurate, not to mention highly ironic, given that Border Collies score #1 on the intelligence list. Madness and genius are separated by a fine line that they play hopscotch with all day!
@@some_shitposting_idiot3023 It really all depends on what you're evaluating them on. Dogs are like humans, there're multiple forms of intelligence and each breed and individual dog has some things they're good at and some they're not so great at 🤔
My sister had a Border Collie, he was so smart. Bandit was a grand champion in agility and figured out little things that annoyed each of the humans he was regularly around, and he would do that one thing to drive you nuts. Only when you were around, and only to you. Cause he enjoyed messing with people. Except my sister, he loved her beyond reason. She still has his ashes, almost a decade since his death and lists him as her first child, my niece as her second.
Our university had therapy dogs for students to pet today. There was a 3-legged border collie that did tricks. It was the most popular dog at the event.
He worked six days, took a break because he was exhausted, and then decided not to go back to work after the weekend. "I made as many animals as anyone could possibly want, I don't know why I should bother making any more."
Border Collie Mom here and my dog (Dodge) has his ears on high alert right now... you know, just in case he needs to herd anything. But the Border Collie Crouch is epic to watch ... not gonna lie!
My border collie was a sneak thief. I still remember when he popped up on my parents bed while they were distracted talking to me, did the collie stealth crouch, then stole a piece of toast out of their hand before bolting. Funniest thing ever. Almost as funny: watching him 'herding' my mother and her vacuum cleaner. Border Collies are my favourite breed
Loved it!! I have 2 Aussies twins… 3 yr old M&F. Female is wickedly smart, clever, and would take a bullet for me. My boy… not so much.. he couldn’t heard 3 sloths if he tried.. he’s a mama’s boy full of nothing but love. My girl was an FBI agent on a former life… I have no life anymore..🙄
I feel your pain and exhaustion. I am sitting here watching an Aussie/BC mix and an Aussiedoodle (yeah, dumb as a box of rocks, but sweet and silly) chase each other, and squirrels, in our back-yard. We got the 1st rescue from a hoarding situation. She was confused, scared by outside noises. The Aussiedoodle was rescued from a backyard breeder situation, helps the hoarder girl with fear issues. The doodle is also the only dog who could keep up with the energy level AND outmanuever/outrun the hoarder girl. AND the doodle looks a lot like a sheep, so that is fun!
I have a Border Aussie and he is neuroses incarnate. Always has to be doing SOMETHING, and half the time, I have no idea what he's actually doing. And the little crouch he does when he's about to try to herd my 13 year old cat is priceless. 🤣
And 99.9% of stealth video games. I crouch walk from start to finish in Deus Ex games. By the end, I can't crouch any more because my thighs are too big.
If her border collie is anything like mine, they LOVE routine. My bc has had a sore leg before, and still demands to play every time we're 'scheduled' to go out and play (we have a pretty solid playtime routine). We get outside, she starts playing, remembers she has a sore leg, then decides to go back inside. Next play time, she's back there demanding we play again. If something doesn't happen at the time it's supposed to, she will let me know.
Omg, 😂 i have two border collies, who love to try and heard our bulldog, geese and two year old. They are the ultimate herders! This is sooo true! Thank you! If you can make one on bulldogs I would so appreciate it!
Used to walk a couple of dogs (Airedales) and take them to a Dog Park, where there would be loads of dogs all being excited and doggy-sociable. Someone used to bring his two Border Collies, who would 'herd' the rest of the dogs, have them running round in a tight group, and get them changing direction and suchlike. Wonderful to watch.
You forgot that they love the snow. I remember the movie snow dogs had a border collie and having one myself though that they could never be a sled dog. Then my second one learned how to use an old plastic sled to move her toys in from the yard, and later gather sticks. He loved sticks.
My border collie puppy trained himself to stop knocking over my toddler. He would get excited and knock him over and make him cry. I never corrected him, only helped my son back up, but after two weeks my pup just began to understand he needed to be a little more gentle:) he was awesome.
Every morning, our border collie "herded" me and my 6 siblings up to the school bus stop at the end of our long country lane, and when the bus brought us home, he was there waiting to herd us back to the house.
My cousin has a 1-year-old collie, and he's the biggest sweetheart ever. He's really intelligent, but not *socially* intelligent. He just wants to be EVERYONE'S friend even if the other dog is barking at him to back off. Also occasionally goes into stealth mode when going over to another dog. He's like if Buddy the Elf was a collie.
"You are gonna invade a country 3 TIMES, just to create a dog?" "Ummm.... yeah." "...." "...." "GREAT IDEA!" Oh God, I love it, I love all of your vids, but especially the God-Angel series and this vid is the best one of them ever :D
As the owner of a border collie, this is so true... well apart from the last comment, they are anything other than stupid. It’s like having an ADHD toddler in the house, with knives! 😂
My sister in law gave me some left over food she had prepared for her dog one time (her dog was on a raw meat diet at the time). I tried my bc on it, and she separated all the different meats into piles before eating any of it. She took out the chicken, put it in a pile, then the roo shoulder, sat it aside, and pulled out the pork leaving the minced beef in the bowl. Then she ate each pile one by one. lol And as far as intelligence, when she was 9 weeks old I put a bell by the back door to start house training her. As soon as I saw her sitting by the door wanting to go out, I picked her up and gently booped the bell with her nose then praised her and let her out. An hour later, I heard the bell ring, and she was sitting at the door ready to go out. I only had to show her one time. Border collies are amazing.
@@almightyshippo1197 i work in an animal shelter, my boss's border collie is like another employee, she can do anything that u dont need opposable thumbs to do, includibg giving the food for other dogs, while memorizing amounts, walking em (with a human holding the leashes, but she keeps the dogs walking in the same direction and guides them along the route, cuz without it, they'd pull you apart), i could go on. hell, she was more competent than some other people i know
So true! I have a year old rescued Border Collie, and she will stare me in the eyes and not move for minutes at a time...then blink and grab the toys...pick out her favorite and put the rest in her toy box, then it is time to play.
My border has the spirit but doesn’t actually know what to do with her instincts. Never seen this dog actually herd, just ends up chasing after things. Then again she is a 11 month old pup so she has time to figure things out
@@rustyshackleford6035 according to abrahamanic mythology he made humans too and here we are. All logic and evidence that he designed leading to the conclusion being that he doesn't exist and if he does he hates us.
My border collie does the crouch thing too!! He’s such a cutie, he throws a fit when he’s not being pet (he LOVES it, actually) and he waits by the bathroom if he wants water… god I love my dog
This is great! I had a beautiful border collie and this just makes me miss him so much. I now have a 6 month Australian shepherd and I can’t wait until you do a video on that breed! Love your channel!
Ours would herd anything. The cat was not amused. The hogs tried very hard to ignore the dogs. However, in the end they capitulated and allowed themselves to be herded.
@@monicapdx herding the pigs surprised me too, as pigs usually don't like that sort of stuff. Ours were used to being handled, so that may have helped.
@@parkerbrown-nesbit1747 I have heard that the best way to get pigs to go somewhere was try to lead them away from the direction you want to go. They will stubbornly go the other way. So old farmers' tales say. 😉
I'll always remember when we were little, the collie would herd me, my sister, one of the cats, and a German pointer upstairs to listen to our parents read a book, she didn't understand the book, no one ever said we needed to, but our parents brought us up to listen and she decided this was what must happen.
Ours got into a petting zoo one day. Completely untrained, but they still ended up in a small circle in the middle of the pen. He did the same thing with a group of elderly people. Just decided they were too scattered and went about organising them. They never felt threatened, but still did what he wanted. Really, as much as he had a good life, he was wasted on us. Some farmer somewhere was missing out on a first class worker. He'd have loved every minute of that life.
I live for your videos they never let me down. I always laugh. Do Christmas dog videos with elf on the shelf. That could be hilarious. Thank you so much
I have a shollie Shep collie mix. SHe is soooooo amazing and does that drop down to go into sneak mode lol. She is solid black with speckled white paws and chest. With a half inch white tip on the tail.
I saw this combination the other day but it was a long hair with the same marking pattern of a collie but where the black areas usually are on a border collie it had that kinda brindle colour you see on shepherds
you forgot to add how, given enough land, they make their own athletic running tracks. My sister lived on 10 acres, and her BC made its own circular running track around the perimeter of the property and then trained on it twice a day. Doubling up as Border Patrol, LOL.with no human prompting whatsoever. And another thing, they love to round up little kids into a corner.
This skit had everything! The nihilist attitude about humans. The religious-evolutionary crossover where God's plan requires three invasions and mixing breeds from distant lands. The nihilist attitude toward unchanging religious doctrine. The valley girl energy of God and Angel. The sprinkling of actual border collie facts was just the icing on this amazing social commentary cake.
Ooooooh i dunno, the Huntaway is a pretty dman good farmdog. They are very stranger friendly, good with cats, and absolutely love working. They are a bit bigger though. Although not very well known since its a breed from new zealand.
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You forgot to add the hypnotic Border Collie stare. I bred, raised, and trained Border Collies, and I've seen a single dog stare down a fully grown Hereford bull who didn't want to go where she was herding him to. After about two minutes of the staring contest, he gave up and trotted meekly to the gate.
As an owner of border collies, that's absolutely true!!! 😂😂😍😍😍😍😍❤️
Oh yes the stare!
My Amstaff was attacked by a border collie when he was a puppy. (The border collie’s owner’s fault: that poor dog was rarely ever taken out, didn’t get enough exercise and was improperly socialised; no wonder that poor animal was as mad as they come)
As a result of this attack he’s never quite relaxed around border collies, especially when they stare. He’ll only stop tensing up when he’s 100% certain I’ve seen the border collie and am in control of the situation.
I have a BC mix and she does it whenever she sees other animals. It’s definitely something. She also bites the heel of my shoes if she wants me to run or play with her, which I’ve read is another BC trait.
@@oddda5956 She's herding you! Border Collies work by gently nipping at the heels of livestock to get them moving and then again if they aren't following the herd. My BC did this to my sister and myself when we were younger... it's hilarious to realize you're getting herded.
Yeah,that Border Collie stare is something else.They NEED to have jobs so they can put the stare and stealth to good use.
"Their so stupid I love it!"
I've only ever had 1 dumb cross Border and she was nuts, they have brains and as much madness as those brains. She was the exception; all of the madness and none of the brains. No idea what she was crossed with, but, she still herded other animals, her favourite was our 3 cats.
My brother's border is mixed with jack russell. She's dumb and insane. Whatever you do, DONT get a border jack mix unless you have the energy to constantly run. She never gets tired.
My border collie/corgi loves to try herding my cats, too!
How did the cat-herding pan out?
can't imagine cats being fond of that lol
A cat-herding dog! I love it!😂
“They’re so stupid, I love it!”
My dog summed up in one sentence
Also my brother's border collie. She will literally just sit there staring into la la land until you get her attention and make her go somewhere else. She's not the brightest bulb in the lamp🤣🤣
@@kelseypeterson5172 A border collie that isn't bouncing off the walls is plotting something big.
@@kelseypeterson5172 that's our Border Collie lol. So highly trainable, yet derpy derp
Our border collie as well. Although she legit has a little bit of brain damage. Rescue. We love her to pieces.
@@kellykirkwood4567 yeah ours is also a rescue too. Have no idea what her life was like before we got her but she's always been like this. Nothing Changed from the day we got her till now
Crouching Collie, Hidden Dog.
Brilliant!
Re-liked the re-uploaded video, re-liked the re-posted comment because it was a comment I didn't expect but fully appreciated. :D
It works amazingly well on the silly squirrels. I've watched them literally get within 6 feet of either of our Australian Shepard mixes, then they break out of 'stealth' mode and the race is on. I've scared the squirrels off a few times, for their safety. Evil glares from the dogs were endured...
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Ha! 😂 This comment is awesome!
"You're going to invade a country three times to make a dog?"
Totally worth it, best dogs ever.
Worth it!❤
So we can have the smartest dog on the planet? You bet!
This is so border collies!
I adore them so much
Workaholic… like the border collie that was ejected from a car during a wreck. He was found a few days later on a sheep farm… herding sheep. ‘Dude really got yeeted into his dream job’ and the farmer said, “I don’t know where this dog came from, he doesn’t have a collar… who does he belong to?”
Lmfao
IIRC that was in Idaho somewhere West of Hayden
Wow
Lucky farmer
Dying 😂
When my parents bought their farm they got a border collie in with the deal. He was hilarious. He was hell on wheels vs anything four legged. 3AM on a summer night and a rabbit in the garden? We were all awake. But never expect him to guard the house. Nope. Anyone and everyone could drive up the lane and he would be "Oh! Two-legs! Welcome to our farm! Let me show you where the unlocked front door is! So nice to see you! Have a nice visit!"
Four legs chase, two legs welcome.
Sometimes I pretend I can't see my bordercollie when he is crouching down to make him think he is good at being stealthy
We had a border collie and black lab mix, and she was the sweetest dog. She loved babies, she would just sit next to me when I was holding our firstborn, and just want to cuddle, and once he was big enough to be walking around, she'd lay on the floor next to him so he could climb all over her. Like, actively avoid the kid-free areas because having her ears pulled on and eyes accidentally jabbed was worth having the baby on her (we trued to prevent him hurting her, of course, but accidents happen). She knew exactly where the yard boundaries were, and we could have her off leash in our open yard and she wouldn't cross her boundaries. She knew exactly where the kids were supposed to be in the yard, and would herd them with her body to keep them where they were supposed to be. Sadly, we lost her at 7 years old to surprise health issues.
That doesn't sound like a nice surprise at ALL 😪
I second your comment - we had a yellow lab and border collie mix and she was my absolute best friend through childhood. She was a dearheart and was with me until I went off to college - seems like she knew I was grown up and her role was finished. Devastated when she left us.
Sounds so much like Roots, my old American Staffordshire female. Looked like Petey from the Lil Rascals, and *loved* kids so much. On walks, if she saw a kid coming, she'd lie down on the grass and wait. She had terrible arthritis, but all she wanted was for them to climb all over her and love her.
I adopted her as an adult, and she also had surprise health issues a year or so later (a condition called ITP), so I lost her around the same age you lost yours. Heartbreaking! 💔
Feel this. I had the most friendly chow chow as a teen. Just lost her earlier this year at 14. She didn't necessarily love kids but I'd bribe her for trunk or treat by giving the youngest kids nuggets to offer her for pets. (Her bane was anyone under six.) She was SO GENTLE with fingers of all sizes and very polite and would give anyone kisses. I got 13.5 years with her and had to make the call for her this year. Hardest thing I've ever done. I had her for half of my life and I'm devastated I don't wake up to see her fluffy face anymore. Got a new pup with a similar personality, a husky-apbt mix, who just adores any kid she sees.
What a special girl, thank you for sharing her with us. ❤️🙏🐾🌈
"no, humans still exist" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is soooo accurate!
You missed the part about they had one country invaded three times to make a dog, saying that in the end, there are cosmic powers controlling us all😉
Exactly 🤣🤣🤣🤣 altho chimps pretty close
No it's not. Come to Ukraine and see the difference between the good and evil. Evil (russia) invades, annexes, loots, rapes, tortures, keeps people in camps, deports them for forced labour or ''reeducation'', murders, shells and strikes everything all the time with one purpose to annihilate our nation and take our land. Good (Ukraine and the allies that help us) fight those terrorists. Yes, it's simple as that, and yes it's that black-or-white in times and situations like that. Saying that all people are evil is simplistic and equalizes victims and aggressor. You think we are ''evil'' just by wanting to live and defending ourselves against barbaric horde?
@@msk-qp6fn . Come to Ukraine and see the difference between the good and evil. Evil (russia) invades, annexes, loots, rapes, tortures, keeps people in camps, deports them for forced labour or ''reeducation'', murders, shells and strikes everything all the time with one purpose to annihilate our nation and take our land. Good (Ukraine and the allies that help us) fight those terrorists. Yes, it's simple as that, and yes it's that black-or-white in times and situations like that. Saying that all people are evil is simplistic and equalizes victims and aggressor. You think we are ''evil'' just by wanting to live and defending ourselves against barbaric horde?
Why is it so true😂
Hilarious and accurate, not to mention highly ironic, given that Border Collies score #1 on the intelligence list. Madness and genius are separated by a fine line that they play hopscotch with all day!
They score #1 cause the person who scored them had a bias for them
Poodles are smarter
Yea, I've also heard that poodles are the smartest ones
@@some_shitposting_idiot3023 It really all depends on what you're evaluating them on. Dogs are like humans, there're multiple forms of intelligence and each breed and individual dog has some things they're good at and some they're not so great at 🤔
@@some_shitposting_idiot3023 the person that evaluated the poodles was biased towards them
@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 yeah I've also heard that the border collies are smarter
My sister had a Border Collie, he was so smart. Bandit was a grand champion in agility and figured out little things that annoyed each of the humans he was regularly around, and he would do that one thing to drive you nuts. Only when you were around, and only to you. Cause he enjoyed messing with people. Except my sister, he loved her beyond reason. She still has his ashes, almost a decade since his death and lists him as her first child, my niece as her second.
Hiring manager, "do you have any experience in 'annoying things until they move away in the right direction?'"
BC: It's like I was born to do it.
Our university had therapy dogs for students to pet today. There was a 3-legged border collie that did tricks. It was the most popular dog at the event.
I envy your school so much😢
Pickles
"They're so stupid, I love it!"
*Meanwhile border collies being the smartest dog breed*
"I wrote the Bible and retired". 😂😂.
I love the create a dog with god ones. God is so unpredictably fun or icy , and flips in such a wonderful way 😅.
Kinda accurate to the bible then
"He does work in mysterious ways," so they say.
He worked six days, took a break because he was exhausted, and then decided not to go back to work after the weekend. "I made as many animals as anyone could possibly want, I don't know why I should bother making any more."
@@ElveeKayeand Noah just retired most of them in favor of 100 breed of dogs in fear of chihuahua.
He hired King James to do the second edition.
Border Collie Mom here and my dog (Dodge) has his ears on high alert right now... you know, just in case he needs to herd anything. But the Border Collie Crouch is epic to watch ... not gonna lie!
Hahahaha! “It makes them invisible?” “Well, no.”
But they do definitely think so. Mine so anyway🤣
My border collie was a sneak thief. I still remember when he popped up on my parents bed while they were distracted talking to me, did the collie stealth crouch, then stole a piece of toast out of their hand before bolting. Funniest thing ever.
Almost as funny: watching him 'herding' my mother and her vacuum cleaner.
Border Collies are my favourite breed
I never laughed so hard at you got rid of all humans! Fantastic sense of humour!
Loved it!! I have 2 Aussies twins… 3 yr old M&F. Female is wickedly smart, clever, and would take a bullet for me. My boy… not so much.. he couldn’t heard 3 sloths if he tried.. he’s a mama’s boy full of nothing but love. My girl was an FBI agent on a former life… I have no life anymore..🙄
I feel your pain and exhaustion. I am sitting here watching an Aussie/BC mix and an Aussiedoodle (yeah, dumb as a box of rocks, but sweet and silly) chase each other, and squirrels, in our back-yard. We got the 1st rescue from a hoarding situation. She was confused, scared by outside noises. The Aussiedoodle was rescued from a backyard breeder situation, helps the hoarder girl with fear issues. The doodle is also the only dog who could keep up with the energy level AND outmanuever/outrun the hoarder girl. AND the doodle looks a lot like a sheep, so that is fun!
Had a neighbor who's son would zoom by my house on his skateboard being pulled by their border collie. Their energy is amazing. True working dog.
Local chap has a collie-cross who pulls him in his (lightweight sporty-type) wheelchair. Wonderful symbiotic relationship.
My wife did that with her malamute. Born to pull.
@@alfnoakes392 Dogs are the best people. Dog lovers come next ;-)
I love God’s energy and enthusiasm. 🤣
I love how he is vain and likes a bit of cruelty and mayhem now and then. He's just not Mr Nice Guy.
I have a Border Aussie and he is neuroses incarnate. Always has to be doing SOMETHING, and half the time, I have no idea what he's actually doing.
And the little crouch he does when he's about to try to herd my 13 year old cat is priceless. 🤣
"They crouch down a little." So that's where morons attempting to sneak up on someone in terrible movies learned it. Good to know.
Little known trivia:
Border collies are highly sought after movie consultants.
You can sneak up on one person at a time, but the problem is you look super obvious to everyone else nearby.
sounds like a VLDL skit 🤣
And 99.9% of stealth video games. I crouch walk from start to finish in Deus Ex games. By the end, I can't crouch any more because my thighs are too big.
@@GamesFromSpace Unless you shoot a water arrow at a torch on the wall.
My mom has a border collie who is unfortunately deaf and blind due to age.
She still demands to play frisbee. Its absolutely arguable!
If her border collie is anything like mine, they LOVE routine. My bc has had a sore leg before, and still demands to play every time we're 'scheduled' to go out and play (we have a pretty solid playtime routine). We get outside, she starts playing, remembers she has a sore leg, then decides to go back inside. Next play time, she's back there demanding we play again.
If something doesn't happen at the time it's supposed to, she will let me know.
Adorable?
Watching with my mad little border collie who’s finally tired after two long runs on the beach and an afternoon herding the niblings. So accurate 😊
I love encountering the word 'niblings' out in the wild. It's such a fun word!
@@sentienttapioca5409 yes but what is it?
@@elinannestad5320 Google is completely free, chum.
Omg, 😂 i have two border collies, who love to try and heard our bulldog, geese and two year old. They are the ultimate herders! This is sooo true! Thank you! If you can make one on bulldogs I would so appreciate it!
Used to walk a couple of dogs (Airedales) and take them to a Dog Park, where there would be loads of dogs all being excited and doggy-sociable. Someone used to bring his two Border Collies, who would 'herd' the rest of the dogs, have them running round in a tight group, and get them changing direction and suchlike. Wonderful to watch.
“Their so stupid……. I LOVE IT!!”
Literally me lmao
You forgot that they love the snow. I remember the movie snow dogs had a border collie and having one myself though that they could never be a sled dog. Then my second one learned how to use an old plastic sled to move her toys in from the yard, and later gather sticks. He loved sticks.
Bro you kill me, if we could see your mind it would probably be like Cirque du Solei 😂
My border collie puppy trained himself to stop knocking over my toddler. He would get excited and knock him over and make him cry. I never corrected him, only helped my son back up, but after two weeks my pup just began to understand he needed to be a little more gentle:) he was awesome.
Every morning, our border collie "herded" me and my 6 siblings up to the school bus stop at the end of our long country lane, and when the bus brought us home, he was there waiting to herd us back to the house.
My cousin has a 1-year-old collie, and he's the biggest sweetheart ever. He's really intelligent, but not *socially* intelligent. He just wants to be EVERYONE'S friend even if the other dog is barking at him to back off. Also occasionally goes into stealth mode when going over to another dog. He's like if Buddy the Elf was a collie.
"honestly you should probably update it"
"Yeah people are losing their minds"
“They’re so stupid, I love it!”
Except they’re reaaaaaaally not. Until they kinda are.
A good dog is a genius and an idiot all rolled into one.
Yep! I didn’t understand this until I had a dog. 🤣
“I just wrote the Bible and retired”
“Yeah, you should probably update that”
“Yeahhh… people are losing their minds”
🤣
I get a thrill just seeing you pop Into my feed knowing i am about to laugh my head off. Keep the genius coming!!
Right?! I hit the like button even before the vid starts
I am addicted to your vids. They’re fabulous
And they have a bark so loud it's a wonder how they don't deafen themselves
"You are gonna invade a country 3 TIMES, just to create a dog?"
"Ummm.... yeah."
"...."
"...."
"GREAT IDEA!"
Oh God, I love it, I love all of your vids, but especially the God-Angel series and this vid is the best one of them ever :D
As the owner of a border collie, this is so true... well apart from the last comment, they are anything other than stupid. It’s like having an ADHD toddler in the house, with knives! 😂
Toddlers are fucking stupid so...
“Stupid” was because they crouch thinking no one can see them. It was sarcasm 😂
My sister in law gave me some left over food she had prepared for her dog one time (her dog was on a raw meat diet at the time). I tried my bc on it, and she separated all the different meats into piles before eating any of it. She took out the chicken, put it in a pile, then the roo shoulder, sat it aside, and pulled out the pork leaving the minced beef in the bowl. Then she ate each pile one by one. lol
And as far as intelligence, when she was 9 weeks old I put a bell by the back door to start house training her. As soon as I saw her sitting by the door wanting to go out, I picked her up and gently booped the bell with her nose then praised her and let her out. An hour later, I heard the bell ring, and she was sitting at the door ready to go out. I only had to show her one time. Border collies are amazing.
@@almightyshippo1197 i work in an animal shelter, my boss's border collie is like another employee, she can do anything that u dont need opposable thumbs to do, includibg giving the food for other dogs, while memorizing amounts, walking em (with a human holding the leashes, but she keeps the dogs walking in the same direction and guides them along the route, cuz without it, they'd pull you apart), i could go on. hell, she was more competent than some other people i know
So true! I have a year old rescued Border Collie, and she will stare me in the eyes and not move for minutes at a time...then blink and grab the toys...pick out her favorite and put the rest in her toy box, then it is time to play.
God has a Targaryen wig
My border has the spirit but doesn’t actually know what to do with her instincts. Never seen this dog actually herd, just ends up chasing after things. Then again she is a 11 month old pup so she has time to figure things out
I literally wait for these videos. He’s too good at it.
I love how God loves dogs!
Well technically he should since he made them and actually every other animal too 🙂👍
We'd be living in a sad, sad world if he didn't
Well if he exist, he hates humans, so I hope he at least does love dogs
@@rustyshackleford6035 according to abrahamanic mythology he made humans too and here we are. All logic and evidence that he designed leading to the conclusion being that he doesn't exist and if he does he hates us.
Three wars for a dog, God understands human beings😊🤣
Humans have Wars over 'who has the best Imaginary Friend' so having one over a dog is entirely feasible.
My border collie does the crouch thing too!! He’s such a cutie, he throws a fit when he’s not being pet (he LOVES it, actually) and he waits by the bathroom if he wants water… god I love my dog
This is great! I had a beautiful border collie and this just makes me miss him so much.
I now have a 6 month Australian shepherd and I can’t wait until you do a video on that breed! Love your channel!
I saw a border collie x German shepherd the other day. That was some weird s**t
Before clicking on this one, I honestly did not believe you could out do yourself. I was wrong.
These get funnier and funnier every time! Thank you! 😀
What few examples I've seen of Border Collies herding in person used ducks. So I'm sitting here visualizing a massive flock of ducks...
Ours would herd anything. The cat was not amused. The hogs tried very hard to ignore the dogs. However, in the end they capitulated and allowed themselves to be herded.
@@parkerbrown-nesbit1747 The cat mention made me LOL. They managed to herd pigs?! I have zero experience with pigs, but that surprised me! Wow.
@@monicapdx herding the pigs surprised me too, as pigs usually don't like that sort of stuff. Ours were used to being handled, so that may have helped.
@@parkerbrown-nesbit1747 I have heard that the best way to get pigs to go somewhere was try to lead them away from the direction you want to go. They will stubbornly go the other way. So old farmers' tales say. 😉
The ending was fantastic!!! Actually the whole thing was fantastic. Lolol!!
The long pauses & "They're so stupid, i love it" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂
Border Collie - the origins of gaming stealth mode.
"Humans still exist" nailed it
Honestly every video you make like this is just gold
I'll always remember when we were little, the collie would herd me, my sister, one of the cats, and a German pointer upstairs to listen to our parents read a book, she didn't understand the book, no one ever said we needed to, but our parents brought us up to listen and she decided this was what must happen.
Ours got into a petting zoo one day.
Completely untrained, but they still ended up in a small circle in the middle of the pen.
He did the same thing with a group of elderly people. Just decided they were too scattered and went about organising them.
They never felt threatened, but still did what he wanted.
Really, as much as he had a good life, he was wasted on us. Some farmer somewhere was missing out on a first class worker. He'd have loved every minute of that life.
You are so genius I love it! and you acting two roles and the timing, editing is perfect!
This man speaks to our generation
Yeah you should probably update the bible 🤣
I live for your videos they never let me down. I always laugh. Do Christmas dog videos with elf on the shelf. That could be hilarious. Thank you so much
Watch the SNL Elf on the Shelf skit. It’s with Jason Momoa. One of the funniest things they ever did
You forgot to add how they have the "Border Collie stare".
Lost my 13yo BC last week. Thank you for making me smile, your vids are brilliant
Please never stop making these. You are brilliant! ❤
So funny. Love your energy.
I have a shollie Shep collie mix. SHe is soooooo amazing and does that drop down to go into sneak mode lol. She is solid black with speckled white paws and chest. With a half inch white tip on the tail.
I saw this combination the other day but it was a long hair with the same marking pattern of a collie but where the black areas usually are on a border collie it had that kinda brindle colour you see on shepherds
you forgot to add how, given enough land, they make their own athletic running tracks. My sister lived on 10 acres, and her BC made its own circular running track around the perimeter of the property and then trained on it twice a day. Doubling up as Border Patrol, LOL.with no human prompting whatsoever.
And another thing, they love to round up little kids into a corner.
"They're gonna...
crouch down a little bit."
Has me in stitches.
There seems to be a psychological connection between border collies and Drax the Destroyer.
Love this series
‘ ‘ your gonna invade a country three times to make a dog?’’ “YES” has me dying
This skit had everything! The nihilist attitude about humans. The religious-evolutionary crossover where God's plan requires three invasions and mixing breeds from distant lands. The nihilist attitude toward unchanging religious doctrine. The valley girl energy of God and Angel. The sprinkling of actual border collie facts was just the icing on this amazing social commentary cake.
When education meets comedy. I love this bloke 👌💜
he's got the EXACT same face as QTCinderella
"They're so stupid,I love it!"
Border Collie being the smartest dog breed in the world
They took it personally lol
these dog skits are actually working.
The update on the bible part had me rolling.
🤣🤣🤣
Another winner! 👍
“They’re so stupid I love it” 😂 My favorite line behind “America, home of the pigeons”🤣🤣🤣
Love you johny
The crouch is not for stealth. They have a special ankle joint that gives them more turning capacity when crouched like that.
God is _SUCH_ a chaos-junkie. _I LOVE it!_
“they’re gonna crouch a little” literally video game stealth logic 😂
actually Border collies have an intimidating stare. The crouching is also body language for attack in most wild animals.
Collie stealth mode is like a video game character
This is magical, sent it to all my border collie friends
Please do German Shepherds 🤣
Basically a professional stalker....
god was _"born?"_
Man, he can be subtle.
Thank you for making the best memes ever
Please do Australian Shepherds 🙏🏻
As a person who keeps rescuing herding breed (Border Collies, Shetland Sheepdogs, Australian Shepherd) mixes, I agree.
"They're so stupid, I love it!"
"Oh, now _this_ is the best part..."
"They're so stupid, i LOVE It" mood 😂
"They think they are invisible but to other pepole they aren't" That just described my border collie
I'm waiting for the mutt. The ultimate dog breed that is just a mix up and just loves unconditionally
he always surprises me with the dialogues!! so humorous!!
I used to love border collies so much because of how intelligent they are 😄
Hahaha your intelligence and sense of apt humor is just ultimutt. Great vids 😅
Ooooooh i dunno, the Huntaway is a pretty dman good farmdog. They are very stranger friendly, good with cats, and absolutely love working. They are a bit bigger though. Although not very well known since its a breed from new zealand.
"Theyre so stupid I love it!"
Meanwhile the border collies being the smartest dog breed ever
The low key roasting of God is everything.