he's that typa guy who would stop the shooter saying "wait wait this isn't how I showed it to millions of people! You can't just shoot me if I even raise my finger!" Bros probably imagined himself in a badass scene where he whoops a beating, only to wake up soon after
Will always remember this. When I was a kid I did Karate, one of my fellow students asked what to do if they have a knife, the teacher told us that if you can't run (always the best option) is to aim for the wrist, block as fast and as hard as you can. I asked what to do if they have a gun, he looked at us seriously and said "you do exactly what they tell you to do".
Teaching that it's not a good decision to be the tough guy on someone who's got a upper hand on you, to value your life over your ego, is something honorable. Props for the dude, good lesson
@@got_rats Yeah, you run two risks. Either the person will POSSIBLY kill you after you obey them or you ABSOLUTELY get killed trying to disarm them. Sometimes just doing nothing is the safer option.
nah in close quarters you should def feel more scared of a guy with a knife - have you ever seen a true knife attack? you cannot stop the flurry of stabs a person can throw at you - you must run if you wish to live unless you can shoot dead first
He's literally that guy who imagine countless scenarios where he is the ultimate badass but would be the first to get hurt if any of those actually happened.
@@gabrieleporru4443 true except most people don't pretend they're professionals and don't try to convince others those techniques are actually gonna work
@@legendnodensetsu8423 oh yeah on that I absolutely agree. He's an idiot for that, especially if he explicitly markets his work as effective in probable/realistical situations
In my head I've constructed a scenario where both the assailant and defender have watched the Knife Releases video and just expertly pull one technique after another on each other, stealing the knife back and forth in a stalemate like Speed O' Sound Sonic and Genos supersonic dashing behind each other
@@gabrielboorom2683 yes....I am currently typing with the gaps of my teeth together... I let a rabid dog take my useless hands away......I would pet him but......yeah
Dale: "If you're in a crashing plane without a parachute, collect 10 birds on the way down. Biomechanics will kick in and they will carry you to safety"
“If you’ve been shot, first thing is do not panic. Second thing is you should be happy because his turn is over and now we can go counter his move by shooting him back multiple times”
After you have been shot, take some time to reflect. Why did they shoot you? Who are they? Maybe they were right to shoot you. Maybe you should take the gun and shoot yourself, after all it's a bit rude that some stranger has to do it for you. Maybe they would be getting more pleasure out of shooting you than your displeasure of being shot, so overall, the world is happier.
@@firstnamelastname7298 that one is easy you do the cross split duck money we by sprinting at them and then ducking while reaching up for their gun disarming them
If im not mistaken, wouldn't the gun still go off if pressed against because isnt the recoil of the slide ony for extraction and not the firing process, now idk about weather that would affect if pulled in, ik if its pulled back it can't shoot but held forwards i don't think it would work
@@jasoncp3257 the slide both ejects rounds and chambers rounds, also if it is pushed back it will also push the hammer just a tiny bit but makes it so the gun wont fire. I actually tested it on my airsoft gun and it did cause the gun to not fire but the chances of someone literally pushing a gun into your chest holding you at gunpoint is pretty unlikely so
Charlie clearly does not understand that when you get shot, the person shooting is now minus on hit and you have the frame advantage allowing for a full combo punish
@@lockerbuddy2039 All you have to do is install an Elon musk brain chip somewhere else in your body before the fight, then if you get headshotted you have backup.
Disarming _might_ work if the attacker never had the intention to kill you in the first place. Most of the time, they're only pointing a gun at you for monetary reasons. If you comply, then both of you will most likely go back home without a scratch. They don't actually want to kill someone and get life in prison. If you make a sudden move and try to disarm them, you're basically forcing _their_ fight or flight response. They'd either freak out and run (you may or may not successfully disarm them) or they might panic and shoot you instead. Personally, I'd just comply unless I know with high certainty that the attackers genuinely want to kill me. In that case, fighting for control over their gun would probably give me better odds than just running away since they could just shoot me in the back.
"The hand is not made to hold anything very well" This guy really is a biomechanic, he knows that hands were really only meant to help people finger-count
Yeah that is total BS. Why does he think a glass being held in your hand isn't going to immediately fall down and shatter on the floor...because we superglue our palms to the glass or what?
It's easy to make fun of but I think the idea is that they're not made to be this vice-like unbreakable. Obviously meant to hold things, but technically all these things he does here DO work. Would I recommend them in a real life situation? Probably not unless you had literally 0 other options
The choked against a wall is actually the closest to real advice. Eyes, throat, groin. Always aim for those areas if you're trying to fend off an attacker. But once you're free, always make the most noise possible and head towards a crowded/safe location. Or just call the Vipers
“Also, remember, when a man is adrenalized and wants to kill you, he may want to shoot you but if you grab his hands he will freely let you manipulate the gun and give up. He won’t punch you out with his opposite hand or kick you or grab another weapon nor will he head butt you a knock you out. Biomechanics will come in and he will just fold and die. It’s that simple.”
@@gavinhayes5442 well the idea is that you’re blocking the firing mechanism by pushing the slide back, so the gun won’t fire when he pulls the trigger. still bullshit obviously but that aspect is technically true
@@redmist6630 the sad part is Dale isnt a cop. Cops also get better training than this. At least cops understand that guns can be used from further than CQC range
“If you’ve been shot, no problem. Just take the gun and shoot him back. What’s he going to do? Take the gun and shoot you again? He’s been shot, he can’t.” The logic checks for me.
The hold at 7:35 is something you are tought in most self-defense classes. It does work, but not the way he shows. I did practise this with quite a few people. If someone really strong is holding against you, you have the advantage of what he calls "biomechanics" even though it's literally just leverage against the thumbs, but if they really hold you it won't be that fast, unless they are way weaker than you.
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The thing is, technically, he is correct about the mechanics of his “tactics”. The main problem is that this type of stuff only works in training situations, where everything is controlled and the aggressor is just standing there not resisting your “defense”. In a real life self defense situation, these “tactics” absolutely will get you seriously injured or killed 99.99% of the time. Your possessions can be replaced, your life cannot. Just comply and continue living. If you survive the encounter, you have won. Most (not all) assailants don’t want to kill you, they just want something from you. If they wanted to kill you they would just kill you immediately, not “hold you up”. If you are going to fight back, these “ninja” moves are useless. You have to be ruthless and willing to do ruthless things. No thumb breaks or pressure points. You need to gouge out eyes, rip out groins, rip out throats, etc.
@@o_ver2.094 Being kicked in the nuts automatically makes someone drop to the ground in tremendous pain. You think he’s just gunna keep shooting or stabbing after the most fragile part of his body is kicked with one of the strongest limbs someone has?
@@loganxavier nuts are not off switches, its not like a headshot wound ffs, in such a scenario it will just piss the dude off and have any StOPpİNg PoWeR
That's the big issue with videos like these, once the bad guys learn them, after you disarm them, you get caught into an infinite loop of them disarming you and then you disarming them, it really needs a patch
But he is right, It's made to grip and realise light things. If you have good lever and use your core strength, you can break grip very easy. It's basic wrestling knowledge. Charlie is kinda clownish in this clip.
@@ВасилийИзенов except he didn't use "core strength" at all, just wrist movement, which you can counter so fucking easily by, you know, looking at him tryinh that and moving against it...or just shooting the fucker when he slightly moves after you told him not to
I like how all you have to do is yell "stop!" at a child abductor for them to stop and they just back up throwing their hands up and give up. Very useful information.
@@lockerbuddy2039 "you have any friends who got kids, because i can go for them inste- oh you don't? Well man that sucks...where else am i gonna find a child to abduct
I wonder what kind of person would try to abduct the child while their parents are present? They will either wait for child to be alone, or there will be multiple people coming to you and in that case you can't do anything
Did martial arts for 11 years was trained in knife and gun defense. First I was taught: don’t do anything of these defensive techniques unless you absolutely think you or someone around you will die. I don’t like how he is demonstrating this as a “life saving tip” when the real life saving tip is just give them your wallet or money. Not worth risking your life for a $60 and a wallet.
Honestly, Charlie's advice of taking the attacker's gun and "transmogrifying it into a bigger gun" is more useful than anything the dude in the video said
Guys opposable thumbs weren't made to hold things, you just don't understand his genius. He clearly double majored in evolutionary biology and physiology. Paul Blart's wisdom is limitless you simply aren't on his level 😔 👊
My brother in the army says getting shot isn't like it is in the movies, and what really happens is the bullet just goes in without knocking you over, and adrenaline hides the pain for a bit and actually does give you a massive boost of strength, so people who shoot and don't finish the job actually do often get rushed. He's never been personally shot so I can't totally verify but I think that can check out. Regardless, being shot doesn't always immediately ground a person. I've also heard there was a guy who got stabbed enough to die in a bar fight, and he finished it up and drank his beer because he didn't realize it happened. I personally once slammed my face and knee into the street trying to make it to school on time, leading to a gushing gash and really painful ankle stiffness for days, but in that short time before it thinned out I ran a track field's distance feeling nothing.
"The hand is not meant to hold anything very well" I don't want to discredit this man when he's clearly a genius but I'm pretty sure that's the only reason we have hands
If you go to the actual video, down in the comments people are pointing out what a stupid statement that is and he's literally debating them in the comments emphasizing the "very well" part of the statement as though they're taking him out of context and this slight distinction makes him right.
he actually says the opposite: he says “the hands are literally meant to hold things, thats why we evolved to have these meaty things in the first place”
The main thing he is missing is that attackers are never calm like the guy who helps them there. They're on extreme level of adrenaline and usually if you make a step they are ready to shoot, don't leave you to go there and catch his pistol
Another thing i notice about this videos is why does the attacker always have the gun either right on the person or in arms reach just doesn't realistic at all
Yeah, you see that constantly in both self defense programs and McDojos. Most things work with a complying "opponent". Without pressure testing self defense is security theater.
@@realityjaunt, that was exactly the other thing I was thinking. When such a training is doing the attacker have to behave like attacker, I don't think someone is going to leave you take his gun so easy. I don't say the tricks don't work but it's strength needed for sure. I have been training such things for five years, as a 45kilos girl I managed to do such tricks to strong guys but there are some situations that when he really turns all the power you really need to be very strong as well.
3:45 although this would TECHNICALLY work ( i just tried it on my self with a wood knife), it would be extremely difficult to pull this off in a real situation. the other person isn't going to stand there and wait for you to finish. you'd have to have a combination of extreme luck and extreme training to get a hold of that knife. someone tries this he first time, they're holding the knife with their insides.
He read that out loud and I said, “Harder Daddy”. Charlie immediately responded with “Moan”. I lost my shit and I now need a new keyboard from all the water I spilled on it.
Thats the problem with all these martial arts bullshit. This is a scenario in a perfect world, but in reality the attacker isn’t just gonna stand there or fall easily
@@cotho1549 if you’re going to teach someone to disarm, teach them a move that has one swift motion. Theres a famous disarmer that even teaches the military on disarming. You grab the barrel of the gun, twist it and bend the gunman’s wrist. 1 swift motion and very simple. If you see any move where there are complex steps and you have to hit pressure points, its 100% bullshit. These videos will seriously get someone killed.
(6:45) This probably works if you somehow do manage to grab the gun like that and don't get shot before you can push. The gun's barrel acts as a lever that helps you create torque when pushing it, so I don't think it would be that easy to prevent the barrel from being redirected just by gripping the handle tighter
"The hand is not made to hold anything... very well." Fun fact, the almost exclusive evolutionary purpose of our hands is to hold things. Edit: I just watched 5 seconds further into the video and am so happy with what Charlie said
That one actually has a grain of truth. Specifically, working against the thumb (weak, isolated, and almost necessary for simple grips) is normal. He just can’t word for shit. He could have simply just said that the thumb has a weakness or some simple shit like that.
The really neat things with guns is they have range, most people aren’t going to push it into you and will also probably just shoot you if you make any attempt to defend yourself
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Silly person, the navy doesn't know anything about LAND combat, they ride narwhals into battle For anyone who doesn't know, this is called a "joke", I am not serious. I have a hard time with telling jokes or seriousness from texts too, so this is for you :)
13:28 I wholeheartedly agree with Charlie here. I am almost black belt in one of the few martial arts that seem traditional and legitimate, and most pressure point uses simply make grabs and strikes hurt a lot more. You don't just push on one and expect your attacker to give up. It is called Kuk Sool Won, by the way.
As someone who shoots frequently. The guy who was holding the airsoft gun has piss poor grip which would allow hos firearm to be manipulated by someone other than him. If you go up against someone who knows what they’re doing, the first move you make to disarm them will most probably be your last.
Not to mention a competent gunman would not have body contact with the firearm and if the space is confined you should have the firearm closer to your own body. If the agressor tried to grab for your gun or hurt you, they could, but they would eat a whole mag of 9x19 before they could seriously injure you.
That the main reason I find his advice horrible. The human reaction time is pretty fast. You’ll have a bullet in your brain before you move 2 inches. This advice would only work if the person doesn’t actually want to kill you, and you should never assume someone threatening your life has that much humanity left.
@@valentinfranco4528 yes. I’ve never shot an actual gun before, but I would assume it would just take 0.10-0.25 seconds for your attacker to put a bullet in your head. This advice feels like it’s assuming humans take more than a second to react.
Major hole in our protagonist’s plot armor: Guns can be fired even when they’re not pressed in our center of biomechanics. Instead of this training, I’ll just carry around my tactical Moby Huge. Nobody will try to rob you if you’re carrying one of those around, the fear is too great
@FURRY GAYMERS AGAINIST TRUMP banning guns wouldn't do anything to the stats of gun related crimes, so technically you'd still be at the threat of being killed with a gun. But that would mean that you don't have the option to defend yourself with a gun.
Wouldn't shock and adrenaline kick in? If so you should be able to disarm someone after taking a non lethal shot within that small window assuming you have the techniques and knowledge down.
There's a psychological phenomenon, where people in demonstrations like these just play along and follow along with the movement subconsciously, because humans are programmed to avoid conflict and trying to fuck with your buddies demonstration might put you into an awkward position. But because it's subconscious these people then start to think the shit they're doing is actually effective.
I love how he just assumes that everybody has years of tactical training and would be able to think quick on they're feet when it comes to life or death situations. Also, being able to say that the hands were not built to hold anything that well with a straight face is a skill within itself.
Imma be honest, you can have 30+ years of combat experience and you would never be able to pull off ANY of these "techniques" in real life combat. EVERY single scenerio can be dubunked by not paying your actor to let you do whatever bullshit you want to do too them. Every single technique he shows can be easily countered by not standing there like a potato. This is prime bullshido.
@@sebastianriz4703 I mean, it's not really bullshit, it's just that you have to literally be expecting to be attacked at all times to even begin to pull off these stunts. Almost every self-defense series are like this. Most of the time, people are just satisfied thinking up ways they can get out of situations rather than hoping they find the opportunity to pull off these stunts. Nine out of ten times you wouldn't be in any ideal situation to enact any of this anyway, like you said.
A lot of these self defense gurus give advice that assumes your attacker isn't going to do anything besides the initial attack. They won't just stand there and let you beat up on them
I don’t know why I’m the only one here that sees this for some reason, but for example, In the off chance that someone actually is just standing there with a gun to your chest, is there ANY good advice you can give someone? It’s an extremely bleak, one-sided situation. The information this guy is sharing is obviously not perfect, but it’s not bad advice either. Obviously you’re not gonna pull some bio-mechanical, neo from the matrix type shit on your attacker, but even a shitty plan is better than no plan. A lot of the information this guy is sharing is not play-by-play information of what you’re supposed to do, it’s just heuristics that you keep in the back of your mind, so you maybe don’t feel utterly hopeless in what is easily a hopeless situation. This guy is getting a lot of unnecessary ridicule in my opinion.
@@graystone2802 There is no realistic situation where this kind of shit happens though If someone has a gun close enough that they can stick it onto your chest they're gonna point it at your head the best self defense strategies that have been preached by every historical marital artist is concede back off run away give them your money. wanting to practice judo is not a good reason to throw your life away and a lot of his strategies assume a person to be completely static the entire time put the martial art into practice have the person actively trying to do what you dont want them to do and then break down why it works dont do a slow motion step by step guide on how to do some ridiculous shit
Right. Specially if you just GOT SHOT IN THE HEART! I think that the second you start to mess with the guys gun, that would be covered at least partially with your blood and be next to impossible to handle by the slide, would then be used to shoot you again.
If you get shot once you have the perfect defense against getting shot twice. The second bullet will ricochet off the bullet already lodged in your chest and hit the attacker.
The two best self defense techniques I was taught are these 1. Cardio, they can't fightyou if you they can't catch you 2. Talk to them about themselves. Redirecting verbally is a scientifically proven and highly effective method to disarm a situation. It is the standard method used by Negotiators to de-escalate hostage situations.
@@Thecoldest-y7l Takes 0.5 seconds to pull a trigger. Takes 15 minutes on average in the US for the cops to respond to an emergency. Takes me 5 months to reply. Sorry brother I doubt anyone putting a gun to your face is gonna let you call the cops first.
Charlie asking why he never just punches anyone in the face made me realize something.This guy is a life-hack channel for self defense. Why take the logical approach when a 49-hit combo will do the trick?
A 49 hit combo is not self defense it’s offense. I feel like Charlie never really realized that this was teaching self defense. Doing all the stuff Dale mentioned is a lot more effective than just trying to punch the guy. This isn’t high school where we’re just throwing punches all over the place.
@@OldBenKenobi2318 The best defense is a good offense... Why do you think martial arts classes for kids are also named self-defense classes? Because they're teaching kids to perform offense if they have to. So, your opinion is weak and clearly you've never had to defend yourself from an aggressor.
Some advice I've heard is if you're being assaulted or otherwise in a scenario where you'd yell for help, don't yell "help", but instead yell "fire". People are apparently less likely to investigate a source of "help" because that's an unknown threat to them and will be more discouraged to actually come and help. Yell "fire" instead and everyone will want to see where the fire is, thus actually getting people to your location.
Always wondered how true this is... Personally I feel like if you yelled near me "Fire!'" I'd start dipping tf away from wherever the fire is supposed to be, e.g. near the person yelling fire. However if someone yells "Help!" I feel much more inclined to run towards them.
I always shoot myself before a fight, increasing my power level and ensuring I cannot be shot a second time
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this sounds like persona 3
Caught me off guard lmao 😂
that made me chuckle. thanks :)
Can’t wait to find an attacker who also watched the “what to do when shot” video. We just stand there trading shots and stealing the gun
But after both of you have been shot 5 times in the chest there’s no longer bullets in the gun… what then? Then you start poking them in the eye.
@@FishoD pull out the knife, stand, and wait to be disarmed
@@FishoD For all you know they have an AK with a banana mag, in that case you can go back-and-forth about 45 times.
@@DennisHeenan Ooh! Sounds fun!
Wtf did I walk in to
Dale: “If you’re ever drowning just drink all the water”
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Best comment lol.
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I can just imagine Dale in a hostage situation and as he's disarming, he's also explaining how it's done and what's happening.
he's that typa guy who would stop the shooter saying "wait wait this isn't how I showed it to millions of people! You can't just shoot me if I even raise my finger!"
Bros probably imagined himself in a badass scene where he whoops a beating, only to wake up soon after
While the other guy just stands there
At the end, he scolds his attacker with "See, the hand is *not* meant to hold things very well!"
This guy was trained by Steven Seagal, wasn't he?
"Did you see that? That's because I grabbed his thumb and the weapon slipped out of his hand because hands are NOT made to hold ANYTHING"
The logic of attackers using guns exclusively as melee weapons is the funniest part.
Using a sniper rifle as a melee weapon.
I have no bullet, but I must kill.
If warzone players were murders🤣🤣🤣
Red mage is a G
I mean have you seen the movies. Maybe that's where they got their inspiration from xD
I wouldn't even know how to breath with a loaded gun in my chest.
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@@Sianostrakarenrenren ???anyone would freak out with a gun pointed to their chest lmao
@@lazydreamerr not me
@@lazydreamerr not Sianostrakarenrenren, he's the toughest guy around
I agree. Getting shot more than once is definitely worse than just being shot once.
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TBYS commenting on one of charlies videos is the crossover i didnt know i needed
Ask 50Cent how that felt
@@mattman1684 How many times did he get shot? NINE TIMES nine times ninetimes?
I wonder if you thought before you came up with this comment.
Will always remember this.
When I was a kid I did Karate, one of my fellow students asked what to do if they have a knife, the teacher told us that if you can't run (always the best option) is to aim for the wrist, block as fast and as hard as you can.
I asked what to do if they have a gun, he looked at us seriously and said "you do exactly what they tell you to do".
Teaching that it's not a good decision to be the tough guy on someone who's got a upper hand on you, to value your life over your ego, is something honorable. Props for the dude, good lesson
@@got_rats Yeah, you run two risks. Either the person will POSSIBLY kill you after you obey them or you ABSOLUTELY get killed trying to disarm them. Sometimes just doing nothing is the safer option.
Anyone who’s ego is so fragile that they are willing to effectively commit suicide rather than give someone their wallet and bruise it is pathetic
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nah in close quarters you should def feel more scared of a guy with a knife - have you ever seen a true knife attack? you cannot stop the flurry of stabs a person can throw at you - you must run if you wish to live unless you can shoot dead first
These strategies are all very useful if you’ve been sucked into a turn based squad tactics rpg.
Don’t forget to press ‘end turn’ after you used all your action points.
Or when you're attacked by a person with 3 fingers each hands
Or when you know you are gonna die, so atleast you have a tiny chance
You mean like the most ambitious project of all time, the best game RAID SHADOW LEGENDS??
@@ddenozor A neat trick is to just pull a Sans until the police arrive.
He's literally that guy who imagine countless scenarios where he is the ultimate badass but would be the first to get hurt if any of those actually happened.
It's a common character in movies/shows/games for a reason 🤣
He has main character syndrome in a world without one
Isn't that all of us, in a way
@@gabrieleporru4443 true except most people don't pretend they're professionals and don't try to convince others those techniques are actually gonna work
@@legendnodensetsu8423 oh yeah on that I absolutely agree. He's an idiot for that, especially if he explicitly markets his work as effective in probable/realistical situations
In my head I've constructed a scenario where both the assailant and defender have watched the Knife Releases video and just expertly pull one technique after another on each other, stealing the knife back and forth in a stalemate like Speed O' Sound Sonic and Genos supersonic dashing behind each other
I'm pretty sure the whole thing in OG wrestling was to always have a counter to every hold so this is basically the less-homoerotic modern-day reboot.
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@@magicianwizard4294 I've been looking forward to this
Lol this is hilarious
"The hand is not made to hold anything very well"
Ah, I see, better to use my ass then.
It works with dicks why not firearms!
-*famous last words*
I'll use my small toe on my left foot
"In fact, just amputate those hands now, they're worthless..."
@@gabrielboorom2683 yes....I am currently typing with the gaps of my teeth together... I let a rabid dog take my useless hands away......I would pet him but......yeah
@@iasked4692
Awesome! High fi- uh, good job.👍
Guy: has a knife
Me: reaches for knife
Guy: *moves*
Me: fuck
facts.
Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣
Me: Hey! It's not the end of my turn yet!
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Hey, that’s illegal!
Dale: "If you're in a crashing plane without a parachute, collect 10 birds on the way down. Biomechanics will kick in and they will carry you to safety"
It's always those biomechanics lmao
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Collect 10 birds lmaooo
*Mission update: collect 10 birds and return to Dale.*
If you're stuck at sea do dory whale sounds and wait for a friendly whale to swallow you and drop you off to safety
“If you’ve been shot, first thing is do not panic. Second thing is you should be happy because his turn is over and now we can go counter his move by shooting him back multiple times”
Chaos Approved!™️
Next turn limit break
I've been working on that myself - whenever I'm shot, I take a moment, collect myself, do some meditation, and then I'm ready to face the day again.
After you have been shot, take some time to reflect. Why did they shoot you? Who are they? Maybe they were right to shoot you. Maybe you should take the gun and shoot yourself, after all it's a bit rude that some stranger has to do it for you.
Maybe they would be getting more pleasure out of shooting you than your displeasure of being shot, so overall, the world is happier.
"You've triggered my trap card!" 😈
If someone aims a gun at you, just say that you don't want them to. They legally cannot aim at you without your consent.
Dale: "If you're dying, just stop. Don't die."
"Because what's worse than dying ? dying twice"
@@airpls2822 lmao
“Stop. Get some help” -👨🏾✈️
"If you're ever on fire, just get off of it. That way, you can put the fire on you instead of you being on fire, giving you the advantage".
@@bornofstardust5910 this is known as tactical fire displacement, it’s actually banned in the Geneva Convention from how good it is
Dale really gives off that “I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me!” energy
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"If you think this bullet will stop me, then you have another thing coming."
-Dave the Security Guard
Oh yes
@claris wkwk bro these fucking bots get worse and worse everyday charlie should ban them or sum
@@helpiambeingheldhostage1818 we are reporting but youtube just doesn't care . Charlie should ban these clowns
His whole self defense strategy crumbles the moment he faces a man with decent grip strength
his whole defence strategy is literally non existent the moment the dude with a gun is 1 feet away
@@firstnamelastname7298 that one is easy you do the cross split duck money we by sprinting at them and then ducking while reaching up for their gun disarming them
if i have the weapon i would get myself far from the target to a point the target couldn't reach me with his arm
That or a revolver
Or someone who doesn't stand still
11:06
"Do you know what to do if you're being choked against the wall? Moan"
Holy fuck, the confidence in his voice almoast made me shit myself
And it would work if you do it loud enough.
I mean you might be able to startle them for a second
guy: "just push the gun into your chest"
the dude with a revolver:
The dude using a gun at its actual effective range:
The guy with any level of reaction at all
"Pop"
Guys organs-
If im not mistaken, wouldn't the gun still go off if pressed against because isnt the recoil of the slide ony for extraction and not the firing process, now idk about weather that would affect if pulled in, ik if its pulled back it can't shoot but held forwards i don't think it would work
@@jasoncp3257 the slide both ejects rounds and chambers rounds, also if it is pushed back it will also push the hammer just a tiny bit but makes it so the gun wont fire. I actually tested it on my airsoft gun and it did cause the gun to not fire but the chances of someone literally pushing a gun into your chest holding you at gunpoint is pretty unlikely so
Charlie clearly does not understand that when you get shot, the person shooting is now minus on hit and you have the frame advantage allowing for a full combo punish
But be careful, your assailant might know some 0 to death combos.
#ComboBreaker
Counter breaker!!!!
just parry the projectile
I love this comment
He’s the type of person to say, “if you are having a asthma attack, just breathe”
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He's like "Stop letting asthma attack you, pussy"
Just don't die 4head
Slash your lungs to let air in
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“The only thing worse than getting shot is getting shot again, repeatedly”
-Dale
*gets shot in the head*
Dale: "Well..."
@@lockerbuddy2039 All you have to do is install an Elon musk brain chip somewhere else in your body before the fight, then if you get headshotted you have backup.
@@lockerbuddy2039 it'd still be worse a second time.
@@sydssolanumsamsys well if you already dead it wont make much of a difference
Dale has that “We are surrounded!” “Good, that means we can shoot in all directions” vibe
Yeah, it wouldn't be a fair fight if that wasn't the case.
lmfao nice
He's the kind of guy who would say that. Without even having guns in the first place.
“We’re airborne. We’re supposed to be surrounded”
You have to utilize that AoE burst damage somehow
"If they're a child I'd just throw sand in their face and push them over"
Well said Charlie. Well said.
Let's hope it's anakin
he's fighting with people of his size bro.. show some respect 😔
(jk btw)
@@Raven_X16 Clearly, not a fan. He is EASILY 6'7".
POCKET SAND!!!
Loool
Poor Charlie doesn't know that if you get shot multiple times you empty his gun faster, thus in the end being advantageous to you.
So, when are you getting a Nobel Prize?
Damn u right
We got a fucking harvard scholar here holy shit that’s genius.
And once the bullets are inside you they become yours. Having more bullets means you win!
Disarming _might_ work if the attacker never had the intention to kill you in the first place. Most of the time, they're only pointing a gun at you for monetary reasons. If you comply, then both of you will most likely go back home without a scratch. They don't actually want to kill someone and get life in prison. If you make a sudden move and try to disarm them, you're basically forcing _their_ fight or flight response. They'd either freak out and run (you may or may not successfully disarm them) or they might panic and shoot you instead. Personally, I'd just comply unless I know with high certainty that the attackers genuinely want to kill me. In that case, fighting for control over their gun would probably give me better odds than just running away since they could just shoot me in the back.
underrated comment
I mean, Dale himself did say that this is last resort stuff, nothing is worth more than your life
Or they shoot because they were scared the person they are trying to rob does something but never had intention to shoot
If someone attacks you it’ll just go in to a slow motion button-pressing sequence. Just press the buttons that appear in your vision, it’s easy.
Finally, someone giving advice who's actually been in a fight
@@CaptainShenanigans42 fr + ratio bozo 💀
You have to exit out and enable mods then jump back in. We'll see how much those bullets do
Charlie is famously bad at those
Unfortunately Charlie doesn’t seem to be the best at quick time events
"The hand is not made to hold anything very well" This guy really is a biomechanic, he knows that hands were really only meant to help people finger-count
Yes I never get ahold of my meat damned hands wont let me fill good. Been using feet lately works like a charm. My meat is healthy and happy 😊
Yeah that is total BS. Why does he think a glass being held in your hand isn't going to immediately fall down and shatter on the floor...because we superglue our palms to the glass or what?
It's easy to make fun of but I think the idea is that they're not made to be this vice-like unbreakable. Obviously meant to hold things, but technically all these things he does here DO work. Would I recommend them in a real life situation? Probably not unless you had literally 0 other options
@@Jesei1211 the glass IS falling out of your hand , just super slowly.
The choked against a wall is actually the closest to real advice.
Eyes, throat, groin. Always aim for those areas if you're trying to fend off an attacker.
But once you're free, always make the most noise possible and head towards a crowded/safe location.
Or just call the Vipers
unless you are Steven Segal, who is a master in both the ancient arts of kendo and crua magau
unless you’re Tony Soprano and after getting yourself free you go steal crates of wine from the Vipers
unless youre in a fast and furious movie and you have the power of family
Vipers?
Ah yes, the tactics nearly every young girl is taught because we’ll probably have to use it at some point.
He's actually a guy from an alternate universe, where people evolved to not hold shit
But if that's the case, how is he so able to use his hands 🤔🤣
“Also, remember, when a man is adrenalized and wants to kill you, he may want to shoot you but if you grab his hands he will freely let you manipulate the gun and give up. He won’t punch you out with his opposite hand or kick you or grab another weapon nor will he head butt you a knock you out. Biomechanics will come in and he will just fold and die. It’s that simple.”
Grab his thumbs and he will just instantly biodegrade on the spot, no questions asked, biomechanics at it's finest
Dont forget, hands are not made to hold onto things, only to clean your ears and type on keyboards
also, its a fucking gun he can just pull the trigger as you attempt to grab the barrel and youre dead
Loool
@@gavinhayes5442 well the idea is that you’re blocking the firing mechanism by pushing the slide back, so the gun won’t fire when he pulls the trigger. still bullshit obviously but that aspect is technically true
"Do you know what to do if you're being choked against a wall?"
Charlie: *MOAN*
"Harder"
“Ew wtf”
*attacker ran away. You got 0XP and 87D$*
@@brickabang 5000xp
@@brickabang [Achievement unlocked!] *what the fuck are you doing*
Everyone gangsta till you realise they're into it
Lightning never strikes twice. This means he physically and legally can't shoot you a second time, leaving you with the advantage
Bur what if he shoots you in the head Fallout NV style?
if he doesn't shoot you again within 15 seconds you're legally allowed to leave
If you get shot by lightning once the chances of you getting shot by lightning again are increased
Which is where we get the saying, "Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice...you can't fool me again!"
That sounds like an unfair skill. needs to get nerfed
A kid with a plastic knife : exists
Charlie: "I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye!"
Is Charlie Spider-Man?
@@xipperz5183 *Bully Maguire
Charlie would be a menace on every playground.
Stop making fun of Dale, he's an expert, he trained all the Looney Tunes characters.
Underated
Lmfao
most cops have poor training
He trained bozo actually to be such a clown
@@redmist6630 the sad part is Dale isnt a cop. Cops also get better training than this. At least cops understand that guns can be used from further than CQC range
The best advice into getting into a fight is to press X to punch
I look
Just like deji
Better advice, press x to not die
😐
Or just change the difficulty
damn these bots
“If you’ve been shot, no problem. Just take the gun and shoot him back. What’s he going to do? Take the gun and shoot you again? He’s been shot, he can’t.”
The logic checks for me.
Man really thinks plot armor exists in real life.
That logic is bulletproof
@@cranberryjuice3469 if only his chest was like his logic
To be fair if your adrenaline is up you could fight back
@@karlbjerke133 why would only one person's adrenaline be up in a situation like that
The hold at 7:35 is something you are tought in most self-defense classes.
It does work, but not the way he shows. I did practise this with quite a few people. If someone really strong is holding against you, you have the advantage of what he calls "biomechanics" even though it's literally just leverage against the thumbs, but if they really hold you it won't be that fast, unless they are way weaker than you.
“Hes not abducting my kid, hes just letting me know he could”
Best sentence of the year.
Dale: “if you’re ever in a car crash just take the tires and put them on your hands and feet. You’ll be able to drive yourself home without your car”
XD
Alternate title : how to turn yourself to convertible
@@bossilays_i honestly if I could do that I’d use it to be able to eat McDonald’s again
@@bossilays_i less gooo
thus increasing your chances of survivability 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
I'm kinda surprised he didn't say: Breakdown the bullet and use it for nutrients to gain the upper hand in the fight'
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Might as well just swallow it for iron deficiency
Only scientist can do that…
When things were at their very worst:
2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy.
Scientists will say it was a global illusion.
Beware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again.
After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way.
Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet
- will seem to rise from the dead
- will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one.
One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist.
Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent.
"Many events, including ecological upheavals, wars, the schism in My Church on Earth, the dictatorships in each of your nations - bound as one, at its very core - will all take place at the same time."
"Arab uprising will spark global unrest - Italy will trigger fall out"
The Book of Truth
@@johnfran3218 Excellent. I am inspired to do better in life.
Bruh 11:10 an ad for a online casino happened right after you said that lol
I am SO HAPPY to see Charlie going after these larpers
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I always get a kick when he goes over fools I've seen
What do these clowns even do?
They give shitty advice and do some disney-ass neighborhood watch bullshit
The funny thing is most of these techniques actually work. Have you ever tried?
The thing is, technically, he is correct about the mechanics of his “tactics”. The main problem is that this type of stuff only works in training situations, where everything is controlled and the aggressor is just standing there not resisting your “defense”. In a real life self defense situation, these “tactics” absolutely will get you seriously injured or killed 99.99% of the time. Your possessions can be replaced, your life cannot. Just comply and continue living. If you survive the encounter, you have won. Most (not all) assailants don’t want to kill you, they just want something from you. If they wanted to kill you they would just kill you immediately, not “hold you up”. If you are going to fight back, these “ninja” moves are useless. You have to be ruthless and willing to do ruthless things. No thumb breaks or pressure points. You need to gouge out eyes, rip out groins, rip out throats, etc.
but if u get ur phone on top of their head it shows that the dude backs up instantly s0ooo yea.
THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!!
@@mookinbabysealfurmittens *proceeds to kick him in the balls*
true but watching him jam hard objects into the bone on that guys hand hurt to watch
exactly my thoughts but wayyy better explained lmfao
"Kick his nuts." That's the solution to all these scenarios.
That's what Bobby did but unfortunately it was his mom
Tbh i dont think it would do much
@@o_ver2.094 Being kicked in the nuts automatically makes someone drop to the ground in tremendous pain. You think he’s just gunna keep shooting or stabbing after the most fragile part of his body is kicked with one of the strongest limbs someone has?
@@o_ver2.094 pretty sure planting your shin into someones testicles as hard as u can is the most advantageous thing to do in most situations
@@loganxavier nuts are not off switches, its not like a headshot wound ffs, in such a scenario it will just piss the dude off and have any StOPpİNg PoWeR
4:51 I laughed so hard when I saw this 😂
That's the big issue with videos like these, once the bad guys learn them, after you disarm them, you get caught into an infinite loop of them disarming you and then you disarming them, it really needs a patch
😂
I heard they tried to fix it in a hot patch but people alr found a workaround
😂😂
“The hand is not made to hold anything very well” he is actually a genius I would listen to him
thousands of years of evolution down the drain I guess lmao
I wanna introduce this guy to a pull up bar
Modern day Einstein.
But he is right, It's made to grip and realise light things. If you have good lever and use your core strength, you can break grip very easy. It's basic wrestling knowledge. Charlie is kinda clownish in this clip.
@@ВасилийИзенов except he didn't use "core strength" at all, just wrist movement, which you can counter so fucking easily by, you know, looking at him tryinh that and moving against it...or just shooting the fucker when he slightly moves after you told him not to
I like how all you have to do is yell "stop!" at a child abductor for them to stop and they just back up throwing their hands up and give up. Very useful information.
It worked on the Nazi's when they were building power. Oh wait, no it didn't...
Kidnapper: Daaaaaawwww shhhhcrap, sorry, try again next week or...? No...? Daawww... Okay...
@@lockerbuddy2039 "you have any friends who got kids, because i can go for them inste- oh you don't? Well man that sucks...where else am i gonna find a child to abduct
I wonder what kind of person would try to abduct the child while their parents are present? They will either wait for child to be alone, or there will be multiple people coming to you and in that case you can't do anything
no you say swiper no swiping
Did martial arts for 11 years was trained in knife and gun defense. First I was taught: don’t do anything of these defensive techniques unless you absolutely think you or someone around you will die. I don’t like how he is demonstrating this as a “life saving tip” when the real life saving tip is just give them your wallet or money. Not worth risking your life for a $60 and a wallet.
No you weren't.
Honestly, Charlie's advice of taking the attacker's gun and "transmogrifying it into a bigger gun" is more useful than anything the dude in the video said
But I haven’t trained my wizardry yet. All I can do is imbue the bullets with fire
Unfortunately, you have to pay, $19.99 (plus tax) to learn how to transmog your guns.
"The hand is not meant to hold anything" absolutely killed me
Its true
@@BadaFuckingBingBaby what’s the game called
Rock climbers disagree.
@@BadaFuckingBingBaby I got it if you want ill send it to you.
@@BadaFuckingBingBaby I am watching history be made right here
The man is acting like we all have maxed leveled body armor
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@@x-Abraham-x2 and I just told one to fuck off and look what happens lol
6:25
What did you say punk?
BIG MEATY CLAWS
Sigma Defense tip #235467: Let an attacker mag dump into your face. Without bullets, he can no longer do further do damage to your body.
"The hands weren't designed to hold things that well"
So just fuck the entire concept of hands, huh?
yes
*W H E E Z E*
Rock climbers be like "wtf"
Guys opposable thumbs weren't made to hold things, you just don't understand his genius. He clearly double majored in evolutionary biology and physiology. Paul Blart's wisdom is limitless you simply aren't on his level 😔 👊
"do you know what to do if you are being choked against a wall....... MOAN"
I'm dead lmfaoooo
11:05
It works well
Moan 👍
My brother in the army says getting shot isn't like it is in the movies, and what really happens is the bullet just goes in without knocking you over, and adrenaline hides the pain for a bit and actually does give you a massive boost of strength, so people who shoot and don't finish the job actually do often get rushed. He's never been personally shot so I can't totally verify but I think that can check out. Regardless, being shot doesn't always immediately ground a person. I've also heard there was a guy who got stabbed enough to die in a bar fight, and he finished it up and drank his beer because he didn't realize it happened. I personally once slammed my face and knee into the street trying to make it to school on time, leading to a gushing gash and really painful ankle stiffness for days, but in that short time before it thinned out I ran a track field's distance feeling nothing.
"The hand is not meant to hold anything very well"
I don't want to discredit this man when he's clearly a genius but I'm pretty sure that's the only reason we have hands
Honestly, I would prefer my chances using the Bobby Hill technique.
That's my purse! *I DON'T KNOW YOU.*
If you go to the actual video, down in the comments people are pointing out what a stupid statement that is and he's literally debating them in the comments emphasizing the "very well" part of the statement as though they're taking him out of context and this slight distinction makes him right.
he actually says the opposite: he says “the hands are literally meant to hold things, thats why we evolved to have these meaty things in the first place”
@@drakkenmensch the ultimate technique
I can do chin ups/pull ups using one finger on each hand. My fingers are skinny too so yeah hands are top tier appendages.
The main thing he is missing is that attackers are never calm like the guy who helps them there. They're on extreme level of adrenaline and usually if you make a step they are ready to shoot, don't leave you to go there and catch his pistol
yeah i agree, the other thing with the adrenaline is it gives you more strength and reactive time due to the heightened senses and shit.
I mean, who knows. If someone's crazy enough to pull something like that given the risks, then maybe they have enough adrenaline for it to work!
Another thing i notice about this videos is why does the attacker always have the gun either right on the person or in arms reach just doesn't realistic at all
Yeah, you see that constantly in both self defense programs and McDojos. Most things work with a complying "opponent". Without pressure testing self defense is security theater.
@@realityjaunt, that was exactly the other thing I was thinking. When such a training is doing the attacker have to behave like attacker, I don't think someone is going to leave you take his gun so easy. I don't say the tricks don't work but it's strength needed for sure. I have been training such things for five years, as a 45kilos girl I managed to do such tricks to strong guys but there are some situations that when he really turns all the power you really need to be very strong as well.
"If it's a kid I'll just throw sand in his face and push him down"
-Moist, 2021
Pocket Sand
"Give me sand"
-Eddie Bravo
Nice profile pic
He's gonna put some dirt in his eye
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3:45 although this would TECHNICALLY work ( i just tried it on my self with a wood knife), it would be extremely difficult to pull this off in a real situation. the other person isn't going to stand there and wait for you to finish. you'd have to have a combination of extreme luck and extreme training to get a hold of that knife. someone tries this he first time, they're holding the knife with their insides.
"Do you know what to do if you're being choked against the wall?"
Charlie: "Moan"
Charlie's humor is still proven to be godtier and way too natural
If someone tries to kidnap your child, make the aggressor raise your child and pay his tuition ~yours truly~ Detroit self defense Chad.
@@churrobscuro6434 Marry the kidnapper lol
He read that out loud and I said, “Harder Daddy”. Charlie immediately responded with “Moan”. I lost my shit and I now need a new keyboard from all the water I spilled on it.
The summary of this guys self defense: if your attacker does literally nothing while “attacking” you do these very odd maneuvers to defend yourself.
Thats the problem with all these martial arts bullshit. This is a scenario in a perfect world, but in reality the attacker isn’t just gonna stand there or fall easily
@@kevinc.cucumber3697 and its almost impossible to predict their movement so its basically useless
@@cotho1549 if you’re going to teach someone to disarm, teach them a move that has one swift motion. Theres a famous disarmer that even teaches the military on disarming. You grab the barrel of the gun, twist it and bend the gunman’s wrist. 1 swift motion and very simple. If you see any move where there are complex steps and you have to hit pressure points, its 100% bullshit. These videos will seriously get someone killed.
@@kevinc.cucumber3697 yup, my friend knows how to disarm a gun and have the bullet clip detached from the gun in one move.
ikr? the only tactic a person needs to do is go primal ape sht. claw, bite, and don’t strategize, just go wild lol
Charlie, we really need a series of you and Matt trying out these lifesaving procedures and techniques
I’d like, comment, subscribe to that
I think after a few times they showed it wasn't possible it might get a bit repetitive. But a single video would be nice
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Charlie should just try this out by giving him a Nerf gun.
He can do it with me
(6:45) This probably works if you somehow do manage to grab the gun like that and don't get shot before you can push. The gun's barrel acts as a lever that helps you create torque when pushing it, so I don't think it would be that easy to prevent the barrel from being redirected just by gripping the handle tighter
“If you get hurt, hurt them back. You get killed, walk it off” this quote is from Captain America in AOU. This guy took this line to heart
"The hand is not made to hold anything... very well."
Fun fact, the almost exclusive evolutionary purpose of our hands is to hold things.
Edit: I just watched 5 seconds further into the video and am so happy with what Charlie said
Not to mention guns are literally designed to be held in those hands
They're literally called handguns for fucks sake
I guess his brain isn't made to think very well either.
Guns are meant to be held by hands
And Hands are meant to hold guns too
I think that guy have a feet fetish
That one actually has a grain of truth. Specifically, working against the thumb (weak, isolated, and almost necessary for simple grips) is normal.
He just can’t word for shit. He could have simply just said that the thumb has a weakness or some simple shit like that.
The really neat things with guns is they have range, most people aren’t going to push it into you and will also probably just shoot you if you make any attempt to defend yourself
This was my first thought- I was like- wait what. XD
I know right, there is a very good reason, if someone has a gun to your head you listen to what they tell you to do
75m or more approx so if you try to run away,say night night to your spine
13:25
How to break your phone on your attacker's head and only really piss them off further
“Man teaches people how to BiOmEcHaNicAlLy stop an attacker. Instantly regrets it.” - New Dhar Mann video
“After you attacked me, I lost everything, my house, my job, now I can’t walk, I lost all control of my bowels”
@@pawpaw6831 “so you see….”
Lol
@@pawpaw6831 lol
Navy SEALS: "Run away, get out of a fight, only engage if you can't run and even then run as soon as you get free. Only exceptions should be made for friends and family, but even then, assess the risk at all times."
Tik Tok: "So I'm going to teach you how to properly bayonet charge a line of machine gun nests. This could save your life one day."
The Imperial Guard approach
@@badomen375 kreiger mode
Silly person, the navy doesn't know anything about LAND combat, they ride narwhals into battle
For anyone who doesn't know, this is called a "joke", I am not serious. I have a hard time with telling jokes or seriousness from texts too, so this is for you :)
@@badomen375 Kreig tested, Commissar approved!
I see that Tik Tok taught the Japanese army everything they know
13:28 I wholeheartedly agree with Charlie here. I am almost black belt in one of the few martial arts that seem traditional and legitimate, and most pressure point uses simply make grabs and strikes hurt a lot more. You don't just push on one and expect your attacker to give up.
It is called Kuk Sool Won, by the way.
"just throw sand in his face"
glad to know charles carries pocket sand
Surprised he didnt use squirrel tactics
POCKET SAND!
Sheh-sheh-shaw!
IS THAT A SQUID GAME REFERENCE
Dale's charisma is completely maxed.
"If you get shot, just smile at the perpetrator and ask them if they have any last words."
if i shot someone and they did that i'd be running like usain bolt outta there
I mean that is a fucking power move if I've ever heard one. Dale has the terrifying presence perk from fnv
HELP! CALL AN AMBULANCE! But not for ME!
Charlie doesn’t need this man’s self defense techniques. Charlie has his deadly *breakdancing* moves.
Just like majima from yakuza
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Majima
what the fuck is wrong with this comment section
1:10 I just imagine this loop of gun stealing until someone dies lol.
As someone who shoots frequently. The guy who was holding the airsoft gun has piss poor grip which would allow hos firearm to be manipulated by someone other than him. If you go up against someone who knows what they’re doing, the first move you make to disarm them will most probably be your last.
There’s also the fact that...it isn’t that hard to shoot a gun, plus all of these moves won’t work if that fucker is like 6-10ft away from you.
Not to mention a competent gunman would not have body contact with the firearm and if the space is confined you should have the firearm closer to your own body. If the agressor tried to grab for your gun or hurt you, they could, but they would eat a whole mag of 9x19 before they could seriously injure you.
@@johntaco861 literally at the press of a button.
That the main reason I find his advice horrible. The human reaction time is pretty fast. You’ll have a bullet in your brain before you move 2 inches. This advice would only work if the person doesn’t actually want to kill you, and you should never assume someone threatening your life has that much humanity left.
@@valentinfranco4528 yes. I’ve never shot an actual gun before, but I would assume it would just take 0.10-0.25 seconds for your attacker to put a bullet in your head. This advice feels like it’s assuming humans take more than a second to react.
Major hole in our protagonist’s plot armor: Guns can be fired even when they’re not pressed in our center of biomechanics. Instead of this training, I’ll just carry around my tactical Moby Huge. Nobody will try to rob you if you’re carrying one of those around, the fear is too great
Hashtag action express
Speak softly and carry a big
Lol fuck I pictured it colored in camo and me dragging it around
@FURRY GAYMERS AGAINIST TRUMP banning guns wouldn't do anything to the stats of gun related crimes, so technically you'd still be at the threat of being killed with a gun. But that would mean that you don't have the option to defend yourself with a gun.
"If you get shot, just respawn guys"
- your's truly, detroit survival chad
As someone who lives in Michigan, I truly am proud that we’re producing such flawless advice for the world to follow.
4:57 bro why do that complicated shit just bite the guy
The way Dale acts like getting shot or attacked and still fully moving is normal must mean Dale has some sort of Zenkai Boost ability.
Yo, wait, Dale is one letter away from Kale...
IS DALE THE LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYAN???
Wouldn't shock and adrenaline kick in?
If so you should be able to disarm someone after taking a non lethal shot within that small window assuming you have the techniques and knowledge down.
“Well either that or…
Power levels are bullsh*t!”
@@Giliver No
"You're not dealing with the average police officer anymore..."
“Once you’re shot you’re at the advantage”
This is wisdom beyond our comprehension.
The adrenaline from the gunshot wound will give you hulk-like strength, then simply throw a car or some shit at the attacker.
@@fatalbert2055 ez clap
There's a psychological phenomenon, where people in demonstrations like these just play along and follow along with the movement subconsciously, because humans are programmed to avoid conflict and trying to fuck with your buddies demonstration might put you into an awkward position.
But because it's subconscious these people then start to think the shit they're doing is actually effective.
I always think of that fat kung fu guy and his buddy with the spatula who keeps slapping him and he's like 'no, no, nooo'
@@KlaximumSkroeft Can you elaborate on Mr. Kung Fu?
In the process, everyone loses in whole.
Yeah this is another fake martial arts shit
@@BUCKikwi th-cam.com/video/c8qg95zfzl8/w-d-xo.html
"That's because the hands are not made to hold anything very well." bro im dying laughing
I love how he just assumes that everybody has years of tactical training and would be able to think quick on they're feet when it comes to life or death situations. Also, being able to say that the hands were not built to hold anything that well with a straight face is a skill within itself.
Imma be honest, you can have 30+ years of combat experience and you would never be able to pull off ANY of these "techniques" in real life combat. EVERY single scenerio can be dubunked by not paying your actor to let you do whatever bullshit you want to do too them. Every single technique he shows can be easily countered by not standing there like a potato.
This is prime bullshido.
@@sebastianriz4703 I mean, it's not really bullshit, it's just that you have to literally be expecting to be attacked at all times to even begin to pull off these stunts. Almost every self-defense series are like this. Most of the time, people are just satisfied thinking up ways they can get out of situations rather than hoping they find the opportunity to pull off these stunts. Nine out of ten times you wouldn't be in any ideal situation to enact any of this anyway, like you said.
@@Manganization It is bullshit...
@@blasphimus I agree.
@@blasphimus me and u play naked keep away ok?? Not gay
A lot of these self defense gurus give advice that assumes your attacker isn't going to do anything besides the initial attack. They won't just stand there and let you beat up on them
They played too much ubisoft games
I don’t know why I’m the only one here that sees this for some reason, but for example, In the off chance that someone actually is just standing there with a gun to your chest, is there ANY good advice you can give someone? It’s an extremely bleak, one-sided situation. The information this guy is sharing is obviously not perfect, but it’s not bad advice either. Obviously you’re not gonna pull some bio-mechanical, neo from the matrix type shit on your attacker, but even a shitty plan is better than no plan. A lot of the information this guy is sharing is not play-by-play information of what you’re supposed to do, it’s just heuristics that you keep in the back of your mind, so you maybe don’t feel utterly hopeless in what is easily a hopeless situation. This guy is getting a lot of unnecessary ridicule in my opinion.
@@graystone2802 no.
@@graystone2802 yea do whatever they ask you to do
@@graystone2802 There is no realistic situation where this kind of shit happens though
If someone has a gun close enough that they can stick it onto your chest they're gonna point it at your head
the best self defense strategies that have been preached by every historical marital artist is
concede back off run away give them your money.
wanting to practice judo is not a good reason to throw your life away and a lot of his strategies assume a person to be completely static the entire time
put the martial art into practice have the person actively trying to do what you dont want them to do and then break down why it works dont do a slow motion step by step guide on how to do some ridiculous shit
“What to do when getting shot, rip the man’s head off. Nobody shoots me except me” -Charlie 2021
@ 10:00
“ do it at like a playground” yeah re enacting this with a gun at a playground would be the worst place to do it at. 😂
Correction: This advises is only recommended to people with maxed armor skill.
Or suicidal people
Only for those who have an armour stat of at least 35 and have a few wheels of cheese
I love how even if any of these work, he assumes he'd have the dexterity and concentration required to do them after being punched, strangled, or shot
99 dex
100% gay
@@prosaic.7944 What the
@@hajidle 100% gay
Right. Specially if you just GOT SHOT IN THE HEART! I think that the second you start to mess with the guys gun, that would be covered at least partially with your blood and be next to impossible to handle by the slide, would then be used to shoot you again.
If you get shot once you have the perfect defense against getting shot twice. The second bullet will ricochet off the bullet already lodged in your chest and hit the attacker.
amazing
The two best self defense techniques I was taught are these
1. Cardio, they can't fightyou if you they can't catch you
2. Talk to them about themselves. Redirecting verbally is a scientifically proven and highly effective method to disarm a situation. It is the standard method used by Negotiators to de-escalate hostage situations.
Or call the police
@@Thecoldest-y7l Takes 0.5 seconds to pull a trigger. Takes 15 minutes on average in the US for the cops to respond to an emergency. Takes me 5 months to reply. Sorry brother I doubt anyone putting a gun to your face is gonna let you call the cops first.
Charlie asking why he never just punches anyone in the face made me realize something.This guy is a life-hack channel for self defense. Why take the logical approach when a 49-hit combo will do the trick?
A 49 hit combo is not self defense it’s offense. I feel like Charlie never really realized that this was teaching self defense. Doing all the stuff Dale mentioned is a lot more effective than just trying to punch the guy. This isn’t high school where we’re just throwing punches all over the place.
@@OldBenKenobi2318 please never give your opinion again ty bye
@@brandonsydney7544 Did I offend you?
@@OldBenKenobi2318
The best defense is a good offense... Why do you think martial arts classes for kids are also named self-defense classes? Because they're teaching kids to perform offense if they have to.
So, your opinion is weak and clearly you've never had to defend yourself from an aggressor.
Right like who tf cares if you survive? Style points are what matter some people just dont get that
"If I were to choose between this guy and penguinz0 for self defense training, I'd choose penguinz0." - actual self defense teacher
Some advice I've heard is if you're being assaulted or otherwise in a scenario where you'd yell for help, don't yell "help", but instead yell "fire".
People are apparently less likely to investigate a source of "help" because that's an unknown threat to them and will be more discouraged to actually come and help. Yell "fire" instead and everyone will want to see where the fire is, thus actually getting people to your location.
What if someone is pointing a gun at you?
Yell, free cash
Always wondered how true this is... Personally I feel like if you yelled near me "Fire!'" I'd start dipping tf away from wherever the fire is supposed to be, e.g. near the person yelling fire. However if someone yells "Help!" I feel much more inclined to run towards them.
"Nobody shoots me except me" is actually a really good line
"Okay he's saying it with confidence he's probably right."
-the German people in 1933
This is.... concerningly accurate
Oof
That’s literally what happened
- the American people in 2016
@@Sevenes7-S *every election. Democracy is a joke.