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written and performed by - Ajay Singh Chauhan
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Yaar ,,🙏🙏
"Pehli baar meri dhaarmik duaayein Savidhaan ne roki thi" this was such a genius joke, the audience wasn't good enough for it!
use me as LIKE BUTTON who all attended this ❤
Iam also didn't understand I am from telugu states 😅
But i see his old videos awesome
Intellectual joke. Jise samajhna hai wo samajh gaya.
That's why education is important
Phasi ki Saja IPC se milti Constitution se ni 😂 Constitution is for country not for criminals and crime 😂Aur hamare Sanatani bhai jo bhare baithe h Constitution k khilaf unko maja a gaya 😂 This shows real face of So called Sanatani , For them religion is important than nation
Nation is the basis of religion, agar nation nhi hoga to religion bhi nhi hoga, dono simultaneously coexist karte h, dharm is the one who teaches us to protect our motherland, isn't it?@@KidsCartoonGH
The amount of dark humour you have = ♾️ keep rising bro ❤️
All the human rights organizations including hrw, amnesty, btselem declared Israel an apartheid state. Only hindus try to defend it.
Bro your joke so good
For peaceful community 😂😂😂
Bro , what do u mean joke they are real facts
@@riseagain10 abhe dalle ke bache piecefull community ke liye bola hai , aur sc se koi dikkat ni mujhe
@@riseagain10but Muslims don't know the name of their God 😅
@@scienceroom7651because it doesn't exist😝
@@scienceroom7651😂😂😂😅
He is Hindus' answer to Munawar Farooqui. If they can make fun of our religion then everyone has the right to do the same for their religion.
exactly atleast he did not being others god name in his comedy .
Then he also deserve to go in jail
@@JACK_OFnot really because you can't send comedians in jail for mocking Islamic God as a part of joke. Muslim don't know the name of their God so the case isn't stablished.
@@scienceroom7651 but what about reservation, indian Constitution and great leader Dr Br. Ambedkar if you don't know babasaheb is God for dalit people if any dalit person see this video then hurting their sentiment
@JACK_OF huh? You're mixing two different things, reservation is a completely different thing. Indeed but again mocking Ambedkar is not a crime, it might feel bad but it's not a crime just like mocking Rahul Gandhi is not a crime in India. There's no law against mocking either the New parliamentory members or those who wrote the constitution, it comes under freedom of speech.
Normie audience mei dark joke maar dia🗿
All the human rights organizations including hrw, amnesty, btselem declared Israel an apartheid state. Only hindus try to defend it.
you need more audience . WHAT A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOUR
The audience wasn't smart enough to understand dark joke 🙌🥲
😂😂😂 bhaisahab u r really improving day by day
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😂😂😂😂first line is amazing 5 saal pehle
Ajay bhai ko cancel hone ka dar nhi he💀
Watching this man for the very first time and will come again for sure.keep it up. Amazing content🎉
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Suraj vali line reality hai 😯 Gareeb ki bhi aaj ke time main caste dekhke uski help ki jaati hai.
Which is a good thing ☺️
@@Baigan-p1u Can you please explain me how it is a good thing?
@@Baigan-p1u Can you please explain me how it is a good thing 🤔
4:43 only for people who are from political side..... Narendra means modi ji and kamal sir means Kamal nath singh dude hai so much political knowledge
Dark humour 💀 and geopolitics 🌚
And for peaceful communities burnol☠️
Video is very dark but funny, i support you because i am a Hindu 🚩🚩
Bhai ye to galt hai sc k bare me he bola humare ST or OBC k Bhai log naraz ho gye hai kuch unk liye bhi banao na hai 🤣🤣
obc wale jokes CREAMED audienc k lie Resevded rkha hoga 😊😂😂
Guys make this kid famous, he is doing fabulous job..
1st one and PT teacher wala mast tha
*Fun facts:*
• *Modi received Palestine's highest award* "The Grand Collar" in 2018 and India's aid to Palestine has increased in Modi's tenure.
• *Israel has helped India* in every war against Pakistan since 1965 and Modi was the first PM to visit Israel.
• *Geopolitically, Defence and culturally Israel is more imp* for India now. Indian Muslims and Hindus should realise that only Indian's are your priority... everything in geopolitics is based purely on interests so be neutral.
• *India's relations with Middle-east are at it's highest now* and Pakistan no longer gets easy money from sheikhs for terrør funding in India so they try to fool Indian and Kashmiri Muslims with Ummah card just like ISIS although they've blasts every other day in their own Mosques...a failed Islamic state indeed.
• *Caste and class system exists everywhere:*
*Brahmin* - Father, Maulana, Lama
*Kshatriya* - Noble, Jihadi/Ghazi
*Vaishya* - Merchants, Moors/Karimis
*Shudra* - Slaves, Azrals, Raqiq/Jariya
There are 4 varnas in Hinduism, 72 sects in Islam and 6 in Christianity.
• *Ambedkarji's reservation is technically reverse caste system.* A general category student won't get admission/rank even if he/she scored higher than a reserved category student.
• *Muslims are given minority status in india* and thus belong to reserved category including the OBC caste. So Owaisi should stop blaming the caste system I guess, lol.
• *Hundreds of temples have been destroyed in Pakistan* and you won't see Human rights watch or the west or even Indian Hindus crying about it. Taliban blew up the largest Buddha statue of Bahamana, museum statues were destroyed in Maldives, UN designated t*rrør list is full with a certain ideology, ISIS recruits are increasing in india etc. So yeah, there is a serious problem and it's not a joke sadly.
• *Indian Hindus should work with Indian Muslims* and ensure that no extremist ideologies are able to create a divide amongst us. Even after losing Bangladesh, Pakistan is still trying hard to prove it's two-nation theory bs by instigating Indian Muslims but it won't work lol.
• *Be it social media influencers or news,* take any influence or narratives from the West, Pakistan, China, Turkey, Palestine etc with a pinch of salt. Especially if it's an Indian-west citizen. These nations never cared about India and will never do.
• Lastly, Indian soldiers belonging to every religion be it Hindu, Muslim, Sikhs, Christians, Buddhists, Parsis, Jains etc has given his/her life on the line of duty. Don't doubt anyone's nationalism.
*Focus on India, yourself and your family.*
Cheers 🥂
Itne saal kaha kho gaye the 😂😂
Pair tod dete hain phir karna stand up comedy 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Dekh kiyu raha hai munawar ki dekh jail mein hi ghar hai uska toh
wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
bhai itna hasaya h tune huge respect mannn greatt
Comedy ke bich mein poilitics ghusaane kaa treeka thora kezual hai.
yaa toh aapko viral hoke paise kamaane hain yaa toh aap ek asli vaale deshdrohi ho.
Aur phir yeh bolenge ki modi toh dictator hai.
abhi jaisi aapki vaani hai na. waise main toh dictatorship mein nipat chuke hote.
Koi leftist puchhta bhi nahi, ki kaha gaya.
Anyways, agar yeh sab bas joke thaa toh you need a little standard.
Mstttt jokes 🤣 hain yaar covering every topic ..great to see
हिंदू बहुत बुरे है बहुत ही ज़्यादा बुरे काफ़िर।
Bhai druv tatti pr ek video bnao
Aaj se 5 saal pehle yaha masjid huaa krti thi🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is baar mza nhi aaya bhai
Bhai smjhne wale jokes the😂
Great work bro 😂
Bolne de taklif hua h bechare ko Musalman k hath beizzat jo hua tha sajid khan 😂😂😂😂
Humorous AF
Jay Bhim 💙🤣
Jai bhim jai sambidan jai shree ram
Jay bhim jay sidhart🚩
Jai chutki
Bro tu baat baat par reservation ko roast kar deta hai😂
Kya bakchodi he stand up comedy ke naam per
Bahut acha Kiya kaam.... Good work keep it up and keep going ATB...
And haa hasane walo me tumhari b ek seat 💺 Book 🙃😇👌😉🙏👍
Social issues with Fun ☺️
Chakka bada aaya 😂😂
I think your audiences are very kind.... They didn't catch your jokes really well....
Thanks For Talking About Govt school Felt Nostalgia ❤
taat patti 😂😂😂 nostalgic.
Thank you Ajay Bro you stood up for palestine by a very good humour in a good way .
Just for everyone's information.
1. Haifa Massacre 1937
2. Jerusalem Massacre 1937
3. Haifa Massacre 1938
4. Balad al-Sheikh Massacre 1939
5. Haifa Massacre 1939
6. Haifa Massacre 1947
7. Abbasiya Massacre 1947
8. Al-Khisas Massacre 1947
9. Bab al-Amud Massacre 1947
10. Jerusalem Massacre 1947
11. Sheikh Bureik Massacre 1947
12. Jaffa Massacre 1948
13. Khan Yunis Massacre 1956
14. Jerusalem Massacre 1967
15. Sabra and Shatila Massacre 1982
16. Al-Aqsa Massacre 1990
17. Ibrahimi Mosque Massacre 1994
18. Jenin Refugee Camp April 2002
19. Gaza Massacre 2008-09
20. Gaza Massacre 2012
21. Gaza Massacre 2014
22. Gaza Massacre 2018-19
23. Gaza Massacre 2021
24. Gaza Genocide 2023 is still ongoing...
DON'T LET ANYONE CONVINCE YOU THAT IT STARTED ON OCTOBER 7th***
Tu uska trick nahi samjha
Usne bola ki apne purane class me chale gaye means wo Jamin Israel ki hai. Aur ye 1937 se nahi 3000 saal pahle se start hua hai😂
He look like yash rathee
Audience didn't get his jokes
Denis Leary mentioned pundits and popes but forgot imams. What an exhilarating idea about freedom of speech.
जय भीम अजय
You looks so young bro, but you are big dhamkha, worth watching your videos
gaur se dekho yeh ACP Pradhuman Hain
Bhai aise he videos banata ja bahut Aage badhega Good 👍 job
the audience is not deserving at all
are aaoka mains nhi nikla kya?? aage ka kya socha??
This man is crazy on stage
These jokes are too good and technical ❤ but audience is dumb
Dharmik duaayein was such a genius joke man
Wish audience get it
Great video!
Keep doing such standup with this quality write-ups!
Love from Australia 🇦🇺
This guy is underrated for sure 😂
Jokes were too good. But audience wasn't good enough for it.
You jokes always makes our day 😂❤❤❤
Aaisa Joke sirf 10% Indians he samajh saktai hai.
Yaar tum bht aage jaogi.....I wish aapke show ko live dekh sakun.
Sorry 🙏🏻Yar last lines sunkar unsubscribe karna pada....
why this is not viral...hate the algorithm..
Bhai jokes behad achhe the
Par disorganised the organise way mein ye millions mein hota video
Legends are here after Harsha bhogle meme 😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣Hawa hawa ae hawa mujhko udaa le 🤣😂🤣😂
Ajay pokemon to pta hoga. Hamare school ka principal.
Am i the only one ?who thinks ajay looks like yash rathi ??
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I'm ST and enjoying this shit 🤣🤣
Free plastic 🤡
Great sense of humour 💚 , confidence mujhse to jyada hi hai😅
I first saw you at laughter challenge
Palestine Joke is very good 👍
😅 intelligent jokes
0:54 😂 bro malum hoga tuje kon ban Raha hai kude wala aur puncture wala
Shakha pramukh part got me laughing 😂😂
Fabulous😋✨😅❤
5 saal pahle is a dark joke.
Not for Andh bakths.
Uuuu huuu ... Legend is back 🫰🏼🫰🏼💞
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😂amazing ❤️ bro
PT teacher 💀😂😂 dude.. Video ane me itna late kr diye.. Kbse wait kr rhe the video ka.. But mza aya dekh k.. Love from Indore ♥✨
Teri awaaz jaise kisi ne udta tirr le liya ho 😂😂😂
Hasna tha kya 😂
5:05HELLO ISRAELI EMBASSY ☎️
Bohot acha bolta ho cid ma laash k dilauge ku ni bolta??
Some jokes on ghajwa e hind
Fir intercaste marriage hui ki nahi??
Kyon kyon instgram ka video dekh kar aaya hai😂
Bahut vekar ha bai tu. Thoda aur seekh fir aa comedy me
Intelligent humour 🫡
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Hats off ❤
Munawar farruqi or us jaise comedian ke liye ye banda akela kaafi hai salute 🫡 you brother
Ex Muslim Pe Jokes banao 🙏😂
Tumne to Kate ko our kat diya 😂😂😂😂
Super bro
It was to funny
Sir you should also what is the eligibility of this exam
Hum v uss gareeb me ek h😂😂😂
Superb performance❤😂
Are bhai o.p...🤣🤣