ASTERIX at the OLYMPIC GAMES (Kitsch Critiques)

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  • The most expensive French film ever made - and one of the very worst
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  • @MJFERMEZLA
    @MJFERMEZLA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    There's actually a reason why getafix is not here for long in this movie... the actor playing him died during filming.

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      O_o....WOW.

    • @marie-yronneboutin7695
      @marie-yronneboutin7695 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bonjour, MJ! Je ne savais pas que vous savez parler anglais!😊😊

    • @bendalymckenna6271
      @bendalymckenna6271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This was the actor, Jean Pierre Cassel’s last film . He died of cancer nine months before the film was released!

    • @MJFERMEZLA
      @MJFERMEZLA 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bendalymckenna6271 Like I said, died during filming.

    • @sollunadonis1995
      @sollunadonis1995 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that’s sad to hear

  • @mariablanco8678
    @mariablanco8678 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I quite like the outfits worn in Take on Caeser, it made it feel like those characers could exist in the real world, even with the cartoon physics

  • @karishassani8961
    @karishassani8961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Our French teacher made us watch this for French class because he loves it. Yeah... I was the only one who hated it and we have to write a review on it... It is not the nicest review lol. I really went hard on the filming of the whole movie and how big the budget was.

    • @TGOTYZero
      @TGOTYZero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your grade of it?

    • @becca545
      @becca545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats rough. "Mission Cleopatre" I'd understand- thats a legit French classic. But this? Nah!

    • @omnisystem6030
      @omnisystem6030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Karis Hassani In liked it in french class i kinda don’t like dub with the lip sync but it’s ok I like olympics

  • @Xerxes2005
    @Xerxes2005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There's actually a joke in the balcony scene. Obelix, played by Gérard Depardieu, whispers poetry to Lovesix (which I believe is more a pun on "love sick") to help him seduce Irena. One of Depardieu's greatest role was Cyrano de Bergerac, in which Cyrano helps Christian win the heart of Roxanne. The difference here is that Cyrano also loves Roxanne. It's probably an reference that only French-speakers got.
    The actor playing Silentius is Alexandre Astier, who wrote the two 3D-animation movies "The Mansions of the Gods" and "The Secret of the Magic Potion".

  • @TotoDG
    @TotoDG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Would you consider reviewing the first 3D-animated Asterix movie, Mansion of the Gods? I heard it's faithful to the original book, but I never read it so I wouldn't know.

  • @Alejandroigarabide
    @Alejandroigarabide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Asterix traveling by sea without encountering the pirates???? That's illegal.

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I swear, your reviews make me realize that I need to look more into European comics. This movie is a cluster fuck but it gave me the hankering to actually check out the original Asterix comics.

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You and me both. Hopefully we both are able to
      Pirates don’t fail me

  • @HORRIOR1
    @HORRIOR1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Not only is disguising romans as druids to capture Getafix done to death plot line in comics and the animated movies, but it was ALSO used in the first live action movie! Iirc.

  • @Recessbiru
    @Recessbiru 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Actually that's a cheetah, not a leopard.

  • @becca545
    @becca545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    To his credit, Clovis Corneliac was a great Asterix- he's got the mannerisms and the cockyness spot on. It's just a pity he's hardly in the film. If this was Asterix in Spain- like Alain Chabat wanted it to be before he got let go of the project, I'd imagine the big action finale (SPOILER: Asterix vs the Aurochs in the roman arena) would have been flippin awesome.

  • @daddydonovan6108
    @daddydonovan6108 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    To be fair, Lovestorix' story can work, but theres this problem. Lets say Lovestorix(LOVESIX) is a gaul from Massalia, who has met this Greek princess and they fell in love and our gang has to prepare him for olympic games

  • @andrewmorrice9139
    @andrewmorrice9139 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My artwork used at 28:36. Is it OK if I get credited please? I did post a link to the original, but I think TH-cam probably thought it was spam.

  • @Sunaki1000
    @Sunaki1000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The only Joke what workt in this Movie was the Turtle Joke and this was used for the Promotion.
    If you have the Movie (T)Raumschiff Surprise on VHS, you got the only Part of this Movie what matters.

    • @DarkturtleX
      @DarkturtleX 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The german movie?

  • @ThePreciseClimber
    @ThePreciseClimber 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Frankly, the video game tie-in was better than the movie. It was a quasi-sequel to the Asterix & Obelix XXL games.

    • @becca545
      @becca545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love how the makers of the game went- uninteresting love plot? Nah! Lets go nuts and have alternative realities colliding! .
      And y'know- have Asterix and Obelix being the focus.

  • @goodolgranite8247
    @goodolgranite8247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    15:24 "AH! CGI Spears, my one weakness!"

  • @nikolasarthouse2379
    @nikolasarthouse2379 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You don't know how long I waited for this review :).It really turned out perfect in my opinion,LOVE IT!Keep up the good work and I will support you.Oh I almost forgot,stay awesome as always Jeffrey :)).Can you maybe probably somehow (pls)do a review of the newest live action Asterix film god save britannia?

    • @JeffreyKitsch
      @JeffreyKitsch  7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you very much. Happy to know you really enjoyed the video and glad it didn't disappoint :D

    • @JeffreyKitsch
      @JeffreyKitsch  7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I likely will review God Save Britannia but not for a while at least since there's other movies I want to talk about first.

    • @nikolasarthouse2379
      @nikolasarthouse2379 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You've never disappointed me Jeffrey :)

  • @LewisDavies2007
    @LewisDavies2007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nice to see you making reviews again!

  • @daddydonovan6108
    @daddydonovan6108 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Today the actor playing Caesar in this film passed away

  • @ShyGuyXXL
    @ShyGuyXXL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I honestly kept thinking you were constantly playing dialog from other media over scenes from this movie, you know, as a joke or reference that I just didn't get...
    But then I realized they were actually unedited scenes from the movie.
    The voices are so unfitting and the dubbing and sound mixing so horribly done that it genuinely sounds like half of the characters are dubbed using clips from unrelated movies.

  • @georgekirb123
    @georgekirb123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What If His Name Was Meant To Be Like "Lovesick", But Idk.

    • @JeffreyKitsch
      @JeffreyKitsch  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His name is Lovesix aka Lovesick(s), but it sounds so close to Lovesex I just had to harp on it.

    • @kipdude1
      @kipdude1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JeffreyKitsch Why is he Lovestorix in the videogame?

    • @jvgreendarmok
      @jvgreendarmok หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kipdude1 Maybe because they realised how much Lovesix sounded like Lovesex?

  • @trulimaluli2482
    @trulimaluli2482 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:53 IT'S ME AUSTIN !!!!

  • @John190assman
    @John190assman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Any plans for the next movie?

  • @HeadphonesUK
    @HeadphonesUK 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I actually managed to catch the dubbed version of Mansions of the Gods in the cinema last year, I really enjoyed it, though some of the cast choices were a bit odd

    • @JeffreyKitsch
      @JeffreyKitsch  7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought the Mansions of the Gods was great, a decent blend of being a faithful adaptation and the stuff they did add was pretty fun. Like The Big Fight there is a British AND American dub of the film. As to which I prefer...not sure. The one I watched was the USA dub and that was good enough.

    • @HeadphonesUK
      @HeadphonesUK 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i prefur the UK dub, but thats probably a persanal choice because Dick and Dom, Gregg Davis and Matt Berry are in it

  • @countsnowyofgwainn3996
    @countsnowyofgwainn3996 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Do you think you could Review Asterix conquers America next?it was the first one i Ever saw and it's still one of my fondest childhood memories

    • @JeffreyKitsch
      @JeffreyKitsch  7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      With my videos I mostly either talk about films I think are bad or ones that I think are too goofy no to talk about. Asterix conqures America is neither of those, but I might review it one day if I decided to talk about lesser-known movies that I think are great.

    • @countsnowyofgwainn3996
      @countsnowyofgwainn3996 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alright. Thank you good sir, have a good day

  • @justinhamilton8647
    @justinhamilton8647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please please review Asterix and Obelix Take On Ceasar or Mission Cleopatra! Loved your video :)

  • @0Marty0
    @0Marty0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He is really named Lovesix? :D Lol
    Im my coutry he is Lovestorix :)

    • @micawber0245
      @micawber0245 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      0Marty0 In the german dub it's "Romantix"

    • @Kille483
      @Kille483 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@micawber0245 Also here in Denmark :)

  • @BoogeyMan01
    @BoogeyMan01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I had been waiting for this and didn't notice you finally put it 2 weeks ago. Buggeration, where is my two-weeks-old Cola and popcorn?

  • @BaboDex
    @BaboDex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:38 or The Magic Roundabout movie.

  • @Shadowkey392
    @Shadowkey392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:29 to be fair, they’re ALL the stars of that movie.

  • @dimitriwarchief301
    @dimitriwarchief301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wish I could see these comics
    Hmmm must find a comic book site

  • @kipdude1
    @kipdude1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wonder if you would do a review on the Mortadelo y Filemón films. Three films from Spain based on Spanish comics.

  • @TV247
    @TV247 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This looks really cartoony, I might like it. Unless the other two are just as cartoony in which case I'll watch those first.

  • @creepyp4stacenturion_tenac972
    @creepyp4stacenturion_tenac972 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why do they wear black armors? Is it because Brutus is a prince? Or are they praetorians?

    • @jorgebersabe293
      @jorgebersabe293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think it's both: This is set on an alternate universe where Caesar survived the Ides of March, so he is a Roman emperor. And yeah, Brutus is basically a Caligula in the making in this movie. No wonder why Irina is more attracted by Lovestorix.

  • @bigbigarchive
    @bigbigarchive 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where is “Wendy I can fly!” From?

  • @ryantheavian6260
    @ryantheavian6260 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember watching this in school for an event they called Francofete.

  • @TGOTYZero
    @TGOTYZero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Top Asterix cartoons?

    • @JeffreyKitsch
      @JeffreyKitsch  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1) The 12 Tasks of Asterix
      2) Asterix and Cleopatra
      3) Mansions of the Gods
      4) Asterix vs Ceaser
      5) Asterix conquers America

    • @TGOTYZero
      @TGOTYZero 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JeffreyKitsch You'll kill Mansion of the Gods and maybe like The Secret of the Magic Potion.

  • @EdmondDantes224
    @EdmondDantes224 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Something kinda funny... I heard of Alain Delon because he once played Zorro in a movie.
    So he went from FIGHTING Evil Empires... to RULING one.
    Okay, its not that funny...

  • @JonahSteps
    @JonahSteps 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    subs>dubs

    • @ThePreciseClimber
      @ThePreciseClimber 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Always, forever.

    • @grugonk
      @grugonk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At least when it comes to live action. Dubbed live action is just awkward.

    • @becca545
      @becca545 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@grugonk At least in Mission Cleopatra they actually did a joke about the dub: "My lips move in French, but it comes out in English". It helps that my DVD had both versions, so it's fun to see the similarities and differences.

    • @jvgreendarmok
      @jvgreendarmok หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@becca545 There's actually a dubbing joke in the original "Asterix and Cleopatra" comic!

  • @dimitriwarchief301
    @dimitriwarchief301 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I kinda feel bad liking the movie without reading the comics. Gosh darn it

  • @HusbandofLois
    @HusbandofLois 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember I had to watch the animated version of this in French class. I found it unbelievably boring, but then again I was about 7 so I'd probably like it now, or at least get it more

    • @JeffreyKitsch
      @JeffreyKitsch  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You must be thinking of another Asterix movie since this one hasn't been animated.

    • @HusbandofLois
      @HusbandofLois 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JeffreyKitsch In that case, I think it would have been Asterix and The Vikings. Would be interesting to see it again and see how it is

  • @grugonk
    @grugonk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    35:38 But there's only two of them left.

  • @mariobabbo3497
    @mariobabbo3497 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the most bland French movie since Arthur And The Invisibles (Minimoys) sequels.

  • @kingemerald4622
    @kingemerald4622 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The love sence didn't scream Asterix to me

  • @triogamers_br2147
    @triogamers_br2147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this movie

  • @gstone8255
    @gstone8255 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't think this movie is that.

  • @peterdavies2960
    @peterdavies2960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Too senile to govern an Empire? Just like President Joe Biden 😂

  • @Kille483
    @Kille483 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gosh, the English dub sounds bad!

  • @MrFelixlauzon
    @MrFelixlauzon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ouff