But Garnet never returned madness to The Source. . . . So this is my first of hopefully many YTPs. Subscribe if you want to see more videos like this, I'm going to try to upload often enough.
We are the crystal GERMS! Yeah you tell em Jasper! I bet they got those germs from earth! We'll- *suspensful music* we hate the people of this world believe in the tall one the purple the hot one *AND STEVEN*
![[YTP] Peridot tries to sin](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ivXfF0NLWv8/mqdefault.jpg)
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![[YTP] Stets at the Gallery](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/cpWlh1B6RIQ/mqdefault.jpg)
oh, call the police.
ZIGGY your profile picture slightly scares me...
@@rich6313 now you're making me scared.
In conclusion garnet is the worst.
@@HandleThatIsNotTaken lol
3:32
Greg really has an obsession with the police.
Juliet Walnoha Call The Police.
Police the call
Juliet Walnoha
New ship
Greg x The Police
Yea
*CALL THE POLICE*
"Lapis and Peridot will Destroy the earth!" -Peridot
The quote of 2017.
2017 and 7 years ago there’s no way those two go together😭😭😭😭
The "Call the Police" meme makes my life better
call the police
Leeford McGucket YEP!!
Mr. A Human
I'd rather call the cops, not the police
Moose Tracks I get bulled so much it's illegal
Subscribe to me
I like the lapis “ *no* “ meme
pushes Greg
in conclusion, Garnet is the worst
iamdawandawndawan Hahaha thats the best one XD
My birth stone is garnet
R.I.P Greg universe.
@@ayirarose My sis birthstone is garnet too
Lazy Cheetos diamond. EAT ON MY AUTHORITY!!!
I am happy she doesn't ship Garnet with anyone 👌
Garnet's her own ship
Three's a crowd.
Lena the Glaceon ikr?
@M.A. R This
Yes it’s fabulous
Exactly
Why does every ytp I see Greg in it have him say "call the police" lmao
also, I agree with Peridot about Lapidot
Bluetot YES!!
Bluetot saaans
200th like
Ohhh, call the police.
Bluetot because reasons
So is there or is there not a YTP where Peridot throws a clog right at Yellow Diamond's face?
Technically, no, but perhaps I should make a YTP showing the historic moment in all its glory.
Scoop Universe yes pls do that
Sad's Channel actually in Peridot tries to sin she said I threw a clod right at yellow diamond
Sad's Channel oh hi sad didn’t think you’d be here haha
She licked the clog
now I'm a gemmmmm
I used to be a waiter, I took every order
Penny Csupo hi
Call the police.
CLOD CLOD CLOD CLOD
3:15 so I _wasn't_ the only one who heared that
Everyone always says it's _obviously_ "ohmystars"
Gamer Sans you have my old profile picture ;w;
HyperGurl4010 ...IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
BULBASAURS. OMFG. XDXDXD
HyperGurl4010 ikr
HyperGurl4010 I think it says "OMASTAR"
HyperGurl4010 same I thought she said buil assured
The tall one,The purple one,and The hot one
And Steven!
aNd StEVVeN
The tall one, the purple one, the hot one, AND STEVEN :D
*AnD S t E v E n :DDDDDD*
But isn't Steven the hot one?
1:34 call the police
*Push*
@@elwiwi-v1h ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The Lapidot
It makes me so happy
Me too.....
Rechi Blanco WHAT IS A LAPIDOT
Rechi Blanco peridot: ni ni ni ni ni ni no *peridot still saying ni in the backround* Steven: umm that really weeeiird
Rechi Blanco true
Rechi Blanco R.I.P Greg
The end killed me. Ang Greg.
Cupcakes Angels yep
I know XD
Im dying as much as Greg when I see it
Call the police.
Die die die die die die die die!!!!!! Call the police...
"Lapis is a brute"
UHHH... Amethyst is a Quartz.
The Great Majora wat
The Great Majora ???
The Great Majora true lol
The Great Majora pearl is a pearl ...
ya but hydrokinesis is a really strong ability esp. on a planet that's 75 percent water
Now every time I hear "oh my stars" all i'm going to hear is Bulbasaur
the tall one
the purple one
the Hot one
AnD sTeVeN!!
@@matthewbrodnitz1047 how do you know steven isn't the hot one?
@@LappyNoir Because I'm not a pedophile.
The double one the hungry one the gayest one
AND STEVEN
Peridot.exe has stopped working.please try again later.
You can see Super Mario Galaxy from here.
Oh... call the police
"Why are you fuse all the time?"
"I'm Lapis and Peridot"
"OOHHHH"
"lets fuse" "BULBASURES" IDK HOW TO SPELL IT XD
Bulbasaur
"I destroyed a planet I was once trying to protect"
"I used to be a waiter, I used to take every order"
"I used to be a waiter. I used to follow every order. Now I'm a *GEMMMMMM* " - Peridot the Waiter
AND I THREW A CLOD RIGHT AT YELLOW DIAMONDS FACE XD LMAO I DIED AT DAT PART
0:42 XD
ikr!!!
J u s t M o n i k a
@@Nistau
J u s t y a n d e r e
"I want my authority, just make that happen." I feel that
Peridot.exe has stopped working. Would you like to close the program?
0 Yes 0 No
2:00 garnet forever alone.....
lápis lazúli She is already a ship so... It mames sense
I know that, I just wanted to say as if it were a ship not.
✌✌
+lápis lazúli lol
Garnet is ALWAYS together.
call the police
'We, are the crystal.. GEEEEEEERMMS'
Here to say after all these years that finding good YTPs is difficult. Glad I found you tho.
"I threw a clog at Yellow Diamonds face"
-Peridot
I like how Garnet is by herself on the gem shipping chart.
"You can see Super Mario Galaxy from here."
The most beautiful star I've ever seen.
I still love how Peridot acts like Garnet asked her for sex when she offered Peridot to fuse with her.
"You can see Super Mario Galaxy from here" YES. ALL OF MY YES.
that Greg with the "call the police" is hilarious! can you make more?
Oh gosh I agree with the lapidot
I LOST IT AT "CALL THE POLICE"
Anyone else ship Lapidot?
Joel Haggis yes,
Joel Haggis me
Joel Haggis I do it's my otp
Joel Haggis OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP!!! BEST SHIP!!
Joel Haggis otp
I'm the hot one? xD
The Surprised Pearl :D yeah your pretty
Sam The 3rd she's obviously a bird
The Surprised Pearl :D NOTICE MEH FICTIONAL SENPAI!!!
Peridot the PineTree
xD ???
lol ;^D
"I used to be a waiter" LMAOO I'M CRYINGG
Peridot talking about Lapidot was so hilarious XD
"We HATE the people of this world.."
Me everyday
2:03 not going to lie, you put the faces in perfect places. I'm legitimately extremely impressed
true 🔥
The "Call the police" part makes me laugh so hard it hurts everytime!
2:00 = all the ships
"Steven: umm, Peridot?"
"Peridot: No,no,no,no,no,no,no"
"Steven: That's really weird!
You can’t have a steven universe meme without,
“Uhh.. that’s really weird..”
We are the crystal GERMS! Yeah you tell em Jasper! I bet they got those germs from earth! We'll- *suspensful music* we hate the people of this world believe in the tall one the purple the hot one
*AND STEVEN*
Lol
3:15 BULBASAUR!!!!!!!
every TH-cam poop I see has Lapidot
because lapidot is beautiful
+B4d-C4t You're wrong
Sad's Channel k
Im in Lapidot hell.Nobody can save me now.
"The tall one, the purple one, the hot one" ~ Mayor Dewey
I THREW A CLOG AT YELLOW DIAMOND'S FACE.
I support your Amedot.
WOW NOW I FEEL BETRAYED TWO SECONDS LATER
Sad's Channel OI ITS SAD
LuekChild IT IS VERY SAD
Sad's Channel lapidot
*call the police*
CALL THE P O L I C E.
This needs more views.
oh hey it got more views
it got even more views
Ah, yes. Clog Date 7777777777777777777777777777. My favorite episode.
2:35
me talking about Steven Universe
1:34 “Oh, call the police.” *Shoved off roof* R.I.P. Greg
Lol Lapis and Peridot are a cute couple. net net net net net net
this made me laugh so hard
thank you 😂
"We are the crystal GEMS!!!" DAMMIT I ALREADY LAUGHED XDDD
BALBSAURS AHH- peridot
Callthepoleese
3:17 finnaly someone actually thinks what i think..... BULBASAURS!
I love it i threw a croc at yellow diamond. I wonder what she did with the croc
Correction: Peridot through a clog, which is a shoe with a thick wooden sole, originating from the Netherlands.
I threw A clog at yellow diamonds face
3:16 I thought nobody would make that joke
she should have threw a clock
Greg: oh, call the police
Me: CLOD
Peridot: CLOD
Me: CLOD
Peridot: CLOD
Me: CLOD
-Peridoot- Peridot: CLOD
In 0:07, Pearl threw her weapon all the way up.
For some reason I want Amethyst to accidentally call Peridot, "Pee"
.....wtf
2:02
My life is complete
3:04
"You can see super mario galaxy from here"
XD
R.I.P Greg
I CANT STOP WATCHING THESE IM LAUGHING SO HARD
Nep nep nep nep nep - Peridot
Peridot sounded like she was saying "Nya~" XD
0:23
T
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2:01
I love how garnets alone
She is never alone
"ohh call the police"😂
peridot is the fandom when shes explaining about lapidot
nep nep nep nep nep
I know I'm going to have an armory tossed at me but I will not back down.
Lapis is a terrible person.
lapidot.
2:04 Peridot spitting straight facts
rip grg
Well, it's not my fault Steven's father can't fly, I didn't even know if all organisms on this planet can fly.
*sees title* yea? Me too.
"Somehow the rejects at birth fail to recognize the superior pair that is Lapis and Peridot."
That made me and my brother's day xD.
the tall 1 is used
3:15 this sounds more like “Omastars!”
R u still alive 😭 it's been 2 years
they said they were busy with university in a reply in their last video
Recorder:”clod clod clod clod clod clod clod👀”
Peridot: goes in sane
kiss cartoons lol
Greg's last wish, was for someone to call the police.
BULBASAURS
“We HaTE the people of this world”
Peridot ships herself with someone she hasn't spoken to: A tale.
1:40 peridot kills Greg by pushing him off the roof because she does not want to police to be called then blames garnet
Would you blame her?
“You can see super mario galaxy from here.”
*My favorite part*
1:16 paridot is smol
i cant spell her name for shit