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  • Peanut is in rare form in my latest Netflix comedy special, JEFF DUNHAM: BESIDE HIMSELF. Tackling subjects that the other guys in the trunk won’t touch, Peanut has a few opinions on current topics that I don’t exactly agree with! Watch the clip; stream the entire special on NETFLIX; Then come see us live, on the road, during our new tour, “Jeff Dunham: Seriously!?" www.jeffdunham.com/tours
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  • @bowssettt6228
    @bowssettt6228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +993

    #NotificationSquad! Don't forget to Smack👋 the LIKE button! Click that SUBSCRIBE button too & hit the Notification bell🔔so you never miss another video!!! How do I hit the like button more than once? Asking for a friend 😂

    • @MagicChris86
      @MagicChris86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Create multiple accounts and log through them all and like every time!

    • @nikki5980
      @nikki5980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The views are what helps. Watch a million times! 💜

    • @j_bubblez279
      @j_bubblez279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂😂😂😂 I died laughing

    • @JessicaBerndt1073
      @JessicaBerndt1073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My son is 17 & has been watching you for years; in fact, he got me to watch too. He's been wanting to see y'all so badly, but circumstances never worked out, until now! Super excited to see everyone on December 6th!! 💜✌

    • @JameAndy-zo9gr
      @JameAndy-zo9gr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hi idol

  • @kentskaggs9875
    @kentskaggs9875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2086

    "it came loose!"
    "What came loose?!"
    "This." Holds up peanut's arm
    "A A A A H!"

    • @jaymanj600
      @jaymanj600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      1:39-1:45*

    • @kaseywallace651
      @kaseywallace651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Tiktok🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @kevrowden3005
      @kevrowden3005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kasey Wallace 😂 yup.. although I had already seen this on Netflix I wanted to see it again after watching it on TikTok

    • @kaseywallace651
      @kaseywallace651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kev Rowden yessss we stan a comedy Genius

    • @sammy8436
      @sammy8436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @number1musichater430
    @number1musichater430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2601

    "ANSWER THE F***ING DOOR!"
    Easily my favorite part.

    • @pewdiepie5950
      @pewdiepie5950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I died in laughter! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rolandroy6885
      @rolandroy6885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      That had me in tears,,lol 😂🤣

    • @LincolnRon
      @LincolnRon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @TW38824 Good thing he had already switched to child-friendly mode.

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      A stutter AND tourette's

    • @DarkPredator_67_92
      @DarkPredator_67_92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That part really killed me when I watched it on Netflix

  • @jalenyellowwolf9825
    @jalenyellowwolf9825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    "na-na,na,na, na, na, na,"
    "ANSWER THE FUCKING DOOR!!!"

    • @adalynashley2472
      @adalynashley2472 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time stamp?

    • @GlitchedCandle
      @GlitchedCandle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@adalynashley2472 3:54 I don’t know if you already got it, but I’m gonna give it anyway-

    • @mrondeau5050
      @mrondeau5050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's my favorites part, and it's hilarious! 😂😂

    • @sirtrucks-a-lot4478
      @sirtrucks-a-lot4478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I died crying my ass off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sherrytaylor9746
      @sherrytaylor9746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I almost passed out laughing when I first saw this.

  • @marshallellison1814
    @marshallellison1814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I always find it absolutely hilarious when peanut says "Am I harassing you... Sexually?" 😂😂😂

    • @victoraldaba4483
      @victoraldaba4483 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It’s always the second sexually that gets me 😂😂😂😂😂 lmao

    • @SuperNickoHarris
      @SuperNickoHarris 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      2:07

    • @mordechaitaub3594
      @mordechaitaub3594 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yeah, in that gay voice.

    • @duncangreen2483
      @duncangreen2483 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The legend that is Peanut

    • @WaterBIock
      @WaterBIock 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Oh thats hot~ 😂

  • @marvinfrancisco4812
    @marvinfrancisco4812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1674

    Jeff: I make people laugh
    Peanut: No, I make folks laugh.
    Gets me every time.

    • @shadeofshattered3
      @shadeofshattered3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I said damn when he said that

    • @The_Beast_666
      @The_Beast_666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      jon kidd DAMN!

    • @chelahenry9792
      @chelahenry9792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yasssssss Peanut. Love you boo

    • @P3rm4frost
      @P3rm4frost 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Such a savage reply :D i was like Owwwwww roasted

    • @funnybleepbloopthing
      @funnybleepbloopthing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the puppet's wrong and not wrong at the same time

  • @skritchesdeath5752
    @skritchesdeath5752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1499

    This man never fails to make me laugh 😂

    • @lahlybird895
      @lahlybird895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      No,
      Peanut makes you laugh

    • @JustinKirby
      @JustinKirby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@lahlybird895 No, the pink eye routine at the beginning of that special had me rolling.

    • @lahlybird895
      @lahlybird895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JustinKirby lol

    • @memekid25gaming96
      @memekid25gaming96 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree

    • @dianajebichii8388
      @dianajebichii8388 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i would love to make money this way

  • @StaticBlaster
    @StaticBlaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Jeff is a genius. He makes the puppets come alive. All the nuances that you wouldn't even think of makes the puppet seem extremely real and life-like. I don't even feel like I'm watching a comedian "talk to himself." I feel like I'm watching an actual conversation between these two.

  • @amane9081
    @amane9081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    Peanut: “WHHAT ARE YA DOING!?!?”
    Jeff: “this” *shows stick*
    Peanut: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-“

    • @daltonwilliams8272
      @daltonwilliams8272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Realization that Jose's stick is bigger 😂

    • @pixierain8722
      @pixierain8722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's my favorite part

    • @h3ll0m8s5
      @h3ll0m8s5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That moment when someone proves you wrong

    • @jaredmk4897
      @jaredmk4897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Every tiktok vid

    • @usamazahid3882
      @usamazahid3882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL. Whenever Peanut Screams, he sounds like Homer Simpson and Jerry "The King" Lawler.

  • @edwardbryan9501
    @edwardbryan9501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2241

    Unfortunately, Peanut’s stick is smaller that Jose’s.

  • @apgbeastmuffin4669
    @apgbeastmuffin4669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1325

    We all know Peanut is Jeff’s anger translator, whatever peanut jokes about is what pisses Jeff off in real life

    • @kennycybertron1
      @kennycybertron1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      And Walter does all the "ex-wife" material saying Jeff cannot say according to the divorce decree...lol...."Judge, Mr. Dunham didn't say the ex-wife was a crazy, money-grubbing bitch....the old man puppet said it" .....CASE DISMISSED

    • @harlowitter3060
      @harlowitter3060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That's a great way to put it.👍

    • @matthanna5803
      @matthanna5803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ha! That's a funny way to look at it

    • @punishercastle5487
      @punishercastle5487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      kennycybertron1 that’s true. I think there’s like some bottom line thing with all of Jeff’s shows, like on the posters or something, that says how the views of the puppets don’t reflect Jeff’s actual views. So even though it’s clear what Walter says about his ex-wife is how Jeff feels, legally that doesn’t matter lol

    • @lemmythebulldog8812
      @lemmythebulldog8812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Jeff said that peanut is like the bad kid out of all his dummies

  • @l1xs4ndr0.
    @l1xs4ndr0. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    2:07
    “Oh I’m sorry Jeff, am I harassing you..?”
    *”S E X U A L L Y ?”*

  • @adamthomas4507
    @adamthomas4507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I love how Jeff sometimes struggles to hold it together when he’s ‘arguing with himself’ 😅

  • @yourlocalemotrainwreck1415
    @yourlocalemotrainwreck1415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    Peanut is the stoner of the group, definitely and I love it

    • @Brentster1953
      @Brentster1953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      & Zoom~~~~~~right over my head!

    • @melissawalker3874
      @melissawalker3874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      So that's why Peanut is my favorite. The thought of Peanut with a bong has me laughing so hard I can't take a hit off mine

    • @bigdaddydiesel5520
      @bigdaddydiesel5520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wouldn't that make Jeff the stoner by proxy?

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Peanut, there may or may not have been drugs involved upon his conception. Jeff says no, but Peanut begs to differ.

    • @solidwoods6999
      @solidwoods6999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brent Schmidt2 hours ago& Zoom~~~~~~right over my head!It means Peanut has drank so much Grape soda that his skin is purple :)

  • @metal8820
    @metal8820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    Peanut: “Sexually”
    Peanut: * does little dance*
    Me: *Trying to gulp for air*

    • @Ashlovesyou669
      @Ashlovesyou669 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like your profile pic

    • @laurenkaeigh7792
      @laurenkaeigh7792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @madgep5565
      @madgep5565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that is hilarious!! Only Peanut can get away with that!

  • @robertcook7591
    @robertcook7591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    1:26 peanuts little "yea" is literally the cutest thing ever

    • @charlirainbow8068
      @charlirainbow8068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      OMG AND THE SCENE THAT COMES AFTER IS HILARIOUS

    • @Bigbeebrush2021
      @Bigbeebrush2021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That sounded like a laugh

    • @raymesummers2021
      @raymesummers2021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@charlirainbow8068 * scream * comes

    • @charlirainbow8068
      @charlirainbow8068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@raymesummers2021 I knooooooow. Its HILARIOUS

    • @sarahmcmann5253
      @sarahmcmann5253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love Peanut 🥜 💜

  • @ClockworkAngel21
    @ClockworkAngel21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    I love how Jeff laughs at his own jokes 😂

    • @madgep5565
      @madgep5565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      it is like he is just there and hearing it. that is what makes peanut and others so believable as real characters.

    • @bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323
      @bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was criticised for doing that in high school

  • @laurabeane8862
    @laurabeane8862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    Jeff: "There are a lot of young people in the audience, so we should watch our language"
    Peanut: "Fine, we'll finish the show in Spanish"😝

    • @theamazingkaleb3077
      @theamazingkaleb3077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Lloyd Braun Press 4 for Japanese

    • @skepticknowledge8457
      @skepticknowledge8457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thousands of SJWs just lost their minds.

    • @elvinthegengar6083
      @elvinthegengar6083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      This is why i love Jeff he doesn't care who gets offended comedy is suppose to be politically incorrect

    • @lol2306
      @lol2306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah we heard that thanks. 🤦‍♂️

    • @theimmortalsuperbeing549
      @theimmortalsuperbeing549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Young people swear a lot I'm only 35 and I swear a LOT so i never get that ignorance is a hell of a thing.
      Plus before any one says it yes 35 is young especially in a world where people can live in to their 80's.

  • @icebreaker-_-1239
    @icebreaker-_-1239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    Jeff dunham makes a mistake
    Peanut revives him
    That means best friends

  • @klee2982
    @klee2982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    It's literally impossible to think Jeff is doing that with his OWN voice 😂

    • @madgep5565
      @madgep5565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      how does he drink and talk at the same time?

    • @klee2982
      @klee2982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@madgep5565 he drinks?

    • @madgep5565
      @madgep5565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@klee2982 yes he drinks and talks same time

    • @Sylvite.
      @Sylvite. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@madgep5565 skill

    • @flapkatt6094
      @flapkatt6094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He isn't. His real voice is peanut's. It's a gift.

  • @DamonNomad82
    @DamonNomad82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    One of the great things about Jeff Dunham is that he hasn't gone partisan like so many other comedians have. He is hilariously merciless to all positions and angles, instead of embracing political "sacred cows" and attacking only one side. The comedians who do that have lost their funny, while Jeff has kept his intact!

    • @romulusnr
      @romulusnr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      um, he's literally making fun of liberals here

    • @DamonNomad82
      @DamonNomad82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@romulusnr In this video, yes. He makes just as much fun of conservatives in some of his other work. My point was and is that he's willing to make fun of all positions, and doesn't only go after one side or the other.

    • @edschramm6757
      @edschramm6757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "would you be republican or democrat"
      "Oh jeez are those my choices? I'd like to buy a vowel please!"

    • @papabear9481
      @papabear9481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You obviously need to view more Jeff Dunham

  • @dewsyy.
    @dewsyy. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    “i guess jose and i have a lot more in common than i thought”
    i wheezed-

  • @DavidsTvStudio
    @DavidsTvStudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    2:14 ‘’SeXuAlLy’’ ok that bit got me lol

  • @danieldishon688
    @danieldishon688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    I can never tell if these "accidents " are planned or not. He has such a smooth routine to roll out if he really did just have to adapt to an arm malfunction. And if it was all pure improve that would be even more unbelievable.

    • @colleenmalcom3837
      @colleenmalcom3837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There is a video and Jeff talks about that and about Brad Paisley performing on his show.

    • @bradmccallum1
      @bradmccallum1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'm pretty sure the arm thing is planned, as it happens in a lot of shows (like Achmed falling apart). But I genuinely believe he does get tongue-tied once in a while, and as a comedian, he just has to roll with it...He probably plans for it anyway because it's inevitable that it will happen eventually

    • @HappyPandaP
      @HappyPandaP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They're planned, but he does make it look very natural. He's a very skilled performer.

    • @SivaKanthSharma
      @SivaKanthSharma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I looked up some of Jeff's early videos. This stick joke is definately planned. I'm sure all his "malfunctions" are staged, and we don't even have a clue when a real malfunction does happen, because he's so good

    • @romyannhoover4424
      @romyannhoover4424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The way I see it, Malfunctions probably happen a lot, and Jeff Dunham has been doing it for a long while so he has a lot of experience. I think.

  • @zacharycosta7386
    @zacharycosta7386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    1:44 RIP Headphone Users

    • @Nitrunner_
      @Nitrunner_ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      1 like = 1 prayer for my ears

  • @chrisdurso3325
    @chrisdurso3325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    The stuttering comedian jokes gets me every time! 😂😂😂

    • @willicymbalic4681
      @willicymbalic4681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I know right and this is from a stutterer

    • @zaheerahshareef8131
      @zaheerahshareef8131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude same 😂😂😂😂 my sides hurt

    • @AntasmaTheBatKing
      @AntasmaTheBatKing ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kno-kno-kno-kno-kno-kno-kno-kno-kno-kno-kno-kno-kno-kno-ANSWER THE F**KING DOOR!

  • @thevoidonyoutube
    @thevoidonyoutube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    4:02 when delivery people get impatient after you not answering the door.

  • @Bigbeebrush2021
    @Bigbeebrush2021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    1:39 peanut: what are you doing!? Jeff: this came loose. Peanut: what came loose!? Jeff: this. Peanut: AHH!

  • @sl0ppynuts_official
    @sl0ppynuts_official 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Kno-kno- kno-kno-knock-kno-kno- ANSWER THE F***ING DOOR!!! Obviously, without debate, my favorite act of all of Jeff Dunham.

  • @mythloverb5931
    @mythloverb5931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    “That would be funny as hell! A stuttering ventriloquist?”
    *Drew Lynch has entered the chat* “Challenge accepted.”

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He is a comedian, but not a ventriloquist.

    • @drkasdawn
      @drkasdawn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was looking for this comment xD

    • @drewbeauchesne1116
      @drewbeauchesne1116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Don’t you mean Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-challenge accepepepepted

    • @kobzky8246
      @kobzky8246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That should be "cha-cha-challenge acce-ce-ce-cepted."
      Love that guy Drew Lynch. But he's not a ventriloquist.

    • @StandUpComedyFan28m
      @StandUpComedyFan28m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think he knows what he's talking about. He knows Drew isn't a ventriloquist, but if he was....bingo.

  • @garothgragonith4753
    @garothgragonith4753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    2:25 "Oh that's Hoooot." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @akashmishra5224
    @akashmishra5224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Jeff is a Fuckiiiiiiiiing Genius .He should Be Given An all world standing ovation

    • @pattyl5181
      @pattyl5181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Comments should be appropriate. Please drop the "F" Bomb.
      Thanks.

    • @jacobcraft123
      @jacobcraft123 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pattyl5181 oh grow up and deal with it damn it

    • @michellehiggins7280
      @michellehiggins7280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he should win an oscar

  • @thesecondromuluan8216
    @thesecondromuluan8216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    3:55
    Kn kn knock knock kn kn knock knock kn kn knock kn-
    ANSWER THE F***ING OOR!!!

  • @loganentertainment1814
    @loganentertainment1814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    1:09, Jeff: I make folks laugh.
    Peanut: No, I make folks laugh.
    You can't make that kind of stuff up!!!!! XD XD

  • @mysticleo1446
    @mysticleo1446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Can we all just appreciate how this man can execute a beautifully hilarious scream while his lips are closed? X'D

  • @introvertgamer6669
    @introvertgamer6669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    1:40 made me pee my pants from laughing so hard...Peanut reaction to the stick is so funny

  • @SS4Xani
    @SS4Xani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "ANSWER THE DOOR!" That had me laughing way harder than it should have! XD

  • @brian_amado
    @brian_amado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Mexican-American here. With the US government considering classifying Mexican cartels as terrorist organizations it would be awesome to see Achmed and Jose discuss that.

    • @stevej6824
      @stevej6824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Brian Aguilar that would be hilarious for sure 😂

    • @theocoxd
      @theocoxd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Larry, Achmed and Jose talking about it.

    • @dudep7224
      @dudep7224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mexican Chilean American here as well, I mean they are tho

    • @mobilecivilian6124
      @mobilecivilian6124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Real Americans don't put other nations above their own. They just call themselves American.

    • @brian_amado
      @brian_amado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      anthony combs ok, boomer

  • @59Rosco
    @59Rosco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jef-fa-fa DunHAM is insanely talented. Peanut is my favorite Dunham character.

    • @DemonNano
      @DemonNano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jef-fa-fa ha-ha-ha

  • @laura-ann.0726
    @laura-ann.0726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    "No, _I_ make folks laugh, _you_ are just my caddy."

    • @ambertaylor9561
      @ambertaylor9561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jeff: What am I carrying?

    • @Jarock316
      @Jarock316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Peanut: Me in the suitcase.

    • @pwingwes4128
      @pwingwes4128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Jarock316 peanut: What happened?
      Jeff: this came loose.

    • @conconcrete
      @conconcrete 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr.Why_do_i_exist whAt thE hEll
      WhAt arE yOu doINg

    • @jurassictheory6494
      @jurassictheory6494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *WHAT CAME LOOSE?!*

  • @itz_vintagesunset6405
    @itz_vintagesunset6405 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    “We should not judge by skin color or anything else, but by character and actions” that line brought me to tears, I love peanut 🥹🤍🤍

  • @joeyoung8271
    @joeyoung8271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    He made my voice come out of my butt😆 i love Jeff Dunham and peanut

  • @natalie9202
    @natalie9202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    This sketch was hilarious! 😂 one of my favourites from the show

  • @lozerfo3ver650
    @lozerfo3ver650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love the part where it goes Answer the f***ing door I laughed so hard when I heard it😂😂😂😂Peanut is the best

  • @TheAnchorArmsChad
    @TheAnchorArmsChad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:45
    My Favorite Part 😂

  • @jonevans5084
    @jonevans5084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    My Family and I watched "Beside Himself" on Netflix when it first aired! As usual, Jeff-fa-fa, You knocked it out of the park!😆👍

  • @dallocious
    @dallocious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    He really makes the puppets come to life. He's incredible.

  • @gameoholic1994
    @gameoholic1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    0:28 - “Don’t judge by skin color, but by character and actions.”
    Me: Yeah, because it’s not like we’ve ever done that before already.

  • @johngerson7335
    @johngerson7335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I'm of the firm opinion that sometimes Jeff doesn't know what he's gonna make Peanut say...

  • @oldman7452
    @oldman7452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Even these short clips got me rolling

  • @lahlybird895
    @lahlybird895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Hearing peanut purr the word "sexually" is one of the most desturbing things EVER!

    • @Pfirtzer
      @Pfirtzer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Indeed a puppet that gets a woody when he sees you is terrifying!

    • @johnhorsburgh8473
      @johnhorsburgh8473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yet still funny hahaha

    • @lunajohn83
      @lunajohn83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But so hot! Lol

    • @ryancarter2959
      @ryancarter2959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s a very valid point 😂

    • @lahlybird895
      @lahlybird895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ryancarter2959 It just sounds SOOOO creepy

  • @c00kie17
    @c00kie17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The improve of him screwing up a lil bit at 3:25 is amazing

  • @maurab6560
    @maurab6560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    He's hilarious and amazingly talented! All his characters have different comedic styles.

  • @macrosharky8947
    @macrosharky8947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Every time penut is there he gets the most laughs😂

    • @prestondanner5037
      @prestondanner5037 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo sharky so does your spelling

    • @macrosharky8947
      @macrosharky8947 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@prestondanner5037 so does your grammar

    • @macrosharky8947
      @macrosharky8947 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@prestondanner5037 and wtf did I do to you why you gotta hate

    • @prestondanner5037
      @prestondanner5037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo sharky my grammar was fine. And I was joking chill out lol.

  • @skyqueen4038
    @skyqueen4038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Peanut has been my favorite since I was like three nothing has changed still love him.

    • @Kit_Bear
      @Kit_Bear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait, You mean that your parents let you watch Jeff when you were only 3? (Peanut: WHAT THE HELL!!!)

    • @skyqueen4038
      @skyqueen4038 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah but it was normal for me to hear

    • @suryaprasadmendi2740
      @suryaprasadmendi2740 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Btw how old are you now ? ✌️

  • @adriennee.2601
    @adriennee.2601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It's so cool that he recognized the younger kids in the crowd and fit his show to that! One of the many reasons I love his videos!!!

  • @AgentH53
    @AgentH53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    1:40 Someone, please make a "Perfectly cut scream" version of that.

    • @itssteveboi_.89
      @itssteveboi_.89 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just made it. What’s your Instagram

  • @monaj2971
    @monaj2971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Lmao! "Answer the f*king door!"

  • @sarahtompson4539
    @sarahtompson4539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    OH MY GOD! I COULD LAUGH AT 1:43 ALL FREAKING DAY!!

    • @ambertaylor9561
      @ambertaylor9561 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That should be made into a 10 hour video.

    • @pwingwes4128
      @pwingwes4128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good idea. Just peanut screaming for 10 hours. Could help with sleeping

    • @yoamreyes1240
      @yoamreyes1240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funny thing is that this is the exact same audio as the one from tiktok

    • @Vortex_official8699
      @Vortex_official8699 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      1:29 to 1:50 best part

  • @lasseraphaeljrgensen5157
    @lasseraphaeljrgensen5157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Jeff is one of my favorite comedian. He's professional to the end of the shows.

  • @mathewgodfrey1517
    @mathewgodfrey1517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Peanut freaking out over his arm stick gets me every time.

  • @SharpnelBoy
    @SharpnelBoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Kno-kn-kn-knock kno-kn-kno-kn-knock-kno-kno
    ANSWER THE #*&%ING DOOR!!!

  • @UmairKhan124-25
    @UmairKhan124-25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I forget at times that there is only one person on stage in actual. Amazing talent 👍

  • @davidnissim589
    @davidnissim589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Is that a stick?"
    "Yep!"
    "Wow, I guess Jose and I have a lot more in common than I thought!"

  • @zacherywagner9232
    @zacherywagner9232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    From a person who suffered from stuttering as a kid the last joke got me really good. I had a hard time breathing I was laughing so hard.

  • @klc_classy2450
    @klc_classy2450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:34 I was weak

  • @curriehot
    @curriehot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Totally the funniest ventriloquist I’ve ever seen

  • @danicaleigh1757
    @danicaleigh1757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I just got to see him live tonight. My brother got me tickets for Christmas. Peanut is my absolute favorite. My sides still hurt from laughing so much.

    • @tereasdownes9793
      @tereasdownes9793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I once watch this while sitting across from my cousin drinking hot soup
      Bad idea

  • @garyking3389
    @garyking3389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    1:39
    *Me in a hospital* : What are you doing??
    Nurse: This came loose.
    Me: What came loose??!
    Nurse: *Holds up my amputated foot* This...
    Me: AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
    *Reminder* This is only a joke and is not true. However, the idea came into mind as Peanut and Jeff said these lines.

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      its k house already did the gag

    • @thegamingknight642
      @thegamingknight642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Okay, the reaction would be valid if it weren't a joke... but you took it pretty well.

    • @neftygaming6282
      @neftygaming6282 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How did that came loose

  • @M.Dizzyy
    @M.Dizzyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:45 sounds like my car trying to start 😭😭😭

  • @alysiat1009
    @alysiat1009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Haha penuts is so funny love him 😹😂😅

  • @reneeskutt9451
    @reneeskutt9451 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jeff Dunham's humor is off the HOOK!!!!! 💕💕💕💕

  • @ThatBrunetteFromCali
    @ThatBrunetteFromCali 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    “What came loose?”
    “This”
    “Ahhhhh!”
    I spit out my salsa and now my throat is burning😂😂😂😂😂

    • @FlamingNinja
      @FlamingNinja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jose has a bigger stick

    • @your_boy_jeff_
      @your_boy_jeff_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ashley Percival I have a bigger stick than Jose.

    • @pamelahayes6574
      @pamelahayes6574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That what they used to stir it

    • @conconcrete
      @conconcrete 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      DOC BROWN oh god-

  • @sydneygillum9869
    @sydneygillum9869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This guy is probably the best ventriloquist I've seen. ❤🧡💛💚💙💜 love him

  • @loganentertainment1814
    @loganentertainment1814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Jeff, thanks for loving my comment, and thanks for signing my story that I wrote about you when you were in Vegas. :D
    You're a man that is meant to be on this planet. Don't forget your true talent is putting a smile on us and you will always be in my heart for all of time. :)

  • @JayEDee01
    @JayEDee01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    4:00 is my fav part. Might make it into a ringtone

    • @mudrose3486
      @mudrose3486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kn-kn-knoh-knock kn-kn-knoh-knock kn-kn-knoh-knock ANSWER THE F☠️CKING DOOR!!!
      "Hiii Delph here"

    • @stetsonoutlaw8164
      @stetsonoutlaw8164 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only if it wasnt censored 😔

  • @esands36
    @esands36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Knock... Knock... Knock... Knock... Knock... Knock... ANSWER THE F**KING DOOR"! 🤣

  • @tims1686
    @tims1686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Peanut telling the truth on today's society

    • @kylezmcgee455
      @kylezmcgee455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      And he was on point on everything lol

    • @tims1686
      @tims1686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kylezmcgee455 indeed

    • @JohnSmith-zk9rc
      @JohnSmith-zk9rc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      White dudes created the modern world

    • @johnroush1099
      @johnroush1099 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ordinary Sessel oh, I would say that a lot of slaves and servants built those countries to no small degree. But when things got tough after WW2 the West cut the strings to the colonies and kept the wealth.

    • @retiredmatthewshort1635
      @retiredmatthewshort1635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's why I love Peanut

  • @ashleyclutinger4295
    @ashleyclutinger4295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Peanut is my spirited animal!

    • @johnmartin4119
      @johnmartin4119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ashley Clutinger Hose Jalapeño on a Stick is mine

    • @seanlauer7483
      @seanlauer7483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aaaaah but be careful Ashley once you turn Purple you ain't never going back 😂

    • @ashleyclutinger4295
      @ashleyclutinger4295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@seanlauer7483 to late

    • @nikki5980
      @nikki5980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As I get older Walter is mine 😂

  • @varuunbadree
    @varuunbadree 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    2:51
    First time in my life. Watching funny videos, from u make my day a but better
    Thank you

  • @ericadean9633
    @ericadean9633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This is the best person ever.

  • @SazlikecrazyJM
    @SazlikecrazyJM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:55-4:03 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that bit had me dying with laughter
    Edit: thx for the likes and the comments x

  • @bambam6968
    @bambam6968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Peanut is the beeeeest 💜💚💜

  • @deeznuts2541
    @deeznuts2541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:35 das why I’m here

  • @maryomnes9445
    @maryomnes9445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jeff Dunham is so funny. He makes me laugh. My favorite is Peanut. Maybe some day I can turn purple. Ha Ha!

  • @CorbinAce
    @CorbinAce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When ever I feel I need a laugh I dial up Jeff Dunham! I have always liked ventriloquists but you are one of a kind. I have never heard anyone make the sounds you make without moving your' lips. your the greatest.

  • @Bwydnow
    @Bwydnow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Peanut talking, is my ADHD brain trying to make a decision. 😭

  • @skilledassassin318
    @skilledassassin318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:07 “oh I’m sorry Jeff, am I harassing you?” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kevinleichman4749
    @kevinleichman4749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    What do you get if Jose and achmed had a child....
    A jalapeno popper

    • @Dempun985
      @Dempun985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      On a stick.

    • @KC-ns5im
      @KC-ns5im 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Robert Webb no no no it’s.. “on a sticc.”

    • @setsyoufree8
      @setsyoufree8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      On a steek!!!

    • @pamelahayes6574
      @pamelahayes6574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      on a *SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

    • @conconcrete
      @conconcrete 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oon eh steeek

  • @samlevy8880
    @samlevy8880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love Jeff and that irresistible PEANUT!!!💥

  • @xandertaylor-xv9nm
    @xandertaylor-xv9nm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Jeff: I make people laugh
    Peanut: no I make people laugh you are my carrier

    • @buckhorncortez
      @buckhorncortez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No. You didn't get the joke. The word was CADDIE like in golf...a person who carries another persons bags.

    • @laurabeane8862
      @laurabeane8862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually, if I thought Jeff played golf, I would think less of him. Better the vehicles. 🤘😜

  • @draggy76
    @draggy76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love that scream XD

  • @indianpoliticalleague5949
    @indianpoliticalleague5949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:21 Peanuts signature head nod. Me and my wife frequently use this nod. That makes our conversation funny and stress relieving

  • @wildboygregorymusic
    @wildboygregorymusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “Answer the fxcking door!!”😂😂😂

  • @deeigh_ramz
    @deeigh_ramz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I cant get enough of peanut's videos😥❤❤❤❤I literally have a playlist of his videos

  • @Brittany.Anderson
    @Brittany.Anderson ปีที่แล้ว +4

    By far my favorite video on this channel

  • @kyoko2752
    @kyoko2752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I CRIED the first time I watched this, pretty sure I came close to suffocating actually. I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe, couldn’t see because of the tears, was in a LOT of pain from lack of oxygen and muscle strain. 100% worth it though

  • @Atlantianreborn
    @Atlantianreborn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Got my mother to watch him and she said "the best ventriquist ever" and I mean that is exactly how she said it, she is 82.

    • @madgep5565
      @madgep5565 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      it is the truth

  • @taniaelghoul1840
    @taniaelghoul1840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:08 is the reason why i keep on replaying this scene 🤣

    • @thatonememerxd812
      @thatonememerxd812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tania TheKatyCat “Oh I’m sorry Jeff, am I harassing you.~
      Sexually...~

  • @maryomnes9445
    @maryomnes9445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Peanut is my favorite. He is so funny. I love the way he swears. 😊