Achmed Tricks 10,000 People into Breaking the Law! | BESIDE HIMSELF | JEFF DUNHAM
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SILENCE 😍😘
... I touch you...😏
Hey Achmed how you doing cuz Michael he is a biggest fan of you for years
Jeff where is Walter my fav🤣
James Compton okay boomer
Achmed "Don't make me say it."
Someone in the audience "I keel you!"
Achmed ".........I am not ready...."
I don't get it
@@lahlybird895 he's not ready to die i think?
🤣🤣
@@wettoast8902 But there's the count down through the entire video
Wet Toast he’s not ready to say silence I keel you
Achmed: **Threatens to kill everyone**
Everyone: **Cheers and whistles**
That'd be mee 😂😂
Awesome comment
Of course they will laugh because he cant do shit hahahaha
Also Everyone: Forgets that he's a puppet
😭
Achmed will never get old 😂
Right, he blows himself up before.
The best die young
he is dead so,.. nah he wont
He's already dead, he can't get any older
Matete Payc
He's already over there, over there, and up there.
Every puppet that Jeff voiced over takes a character of their own. Testament to how this man is perhaps the BEST ventriloquist to ever grace the stage of this magnitude.
He is the best
The thing that gets me is that he often remind the audience that his puppets are puppets (ie. Peanut's "we cannot talk at the same time" to Jeff), but it doesn't matter; they're such characters that we still perceive them as distinct people rather than as a funny voice Jeff is doing.
@@lewiswaocs so true!
This man should be given awards.
Cause literally everyone forget that these puppets aren’t real.
He's technically 'retired' from ventriloquism contests because he keeps winning
But what if what if!!!!! some sort of way a magician can magically bring them to life ?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! that would be awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nope, not everyone
They‘re real puppets. Phrasing it „they are puppets, not alive and have no personality“ makes more sense.
It's really hard to belive Jeff is nearly 60 he looks like he just hit 30.
Edit: OMG over 4K likes on a comment about a mans appearance thank you all this makes me happy too think so many people like this.😀
Edit again: he’s now 61 but he still looks like he’s in his 30s.
Nathan Lynch 60!!!!! He really looks 30-40
he really does look late 30’s. i guess some white people don’t age
Jeff ages backwards
Right?!
What?! How?!!??!!
I was fortunately one of the 10,000😂😃
Now the police know where to go to get 1 of those 10,000 😂😂
you lucky devil
I was at the Washington state fair Jeff Dunham event a lot of these jokes were init
FBI OPEN UP
FBI: *knocks on your door*
My favorite show was when I went to see Jeff Dunham live, and he got the hiccups. He had them pretty much throughout the whole show, and just worked them into his act. The best part was when Achmed goes "How are you going to explain this? I don't even have a diaphragm!"
Why do we other people have to miss such great improv? XD
Thats great usually someone would just cancel the show he just bullshits a new routine
@@jackskatter.3888 The other best part was when Guitar Guy came out, he brought a bottle of Jack (instead of water) to cure the hiccups. Jeff drank like 1/3 the bottle in one swig and the show got that much better.
I hope they recorded this show and it comes out on DVD. I would pay gold for that one.
@@Giant97 It was a while ago. He did some Christmas cards at the end, but it wasn't taped. Unfortunately, it's lost to time.
i'm surprised he hasn't been demonetized
for his humor... so gooooood!
Ummm. He's kinda tame by comparison to other comedians
@@TwiStedReality1313 he just released Purple Justice Warrior video, check that out and try again.
@@DravicPL Lol. Ok
irs took everything
They wouldn't demonetize Jeff unless it was _REALLY_ bad. He makes too much money, and has too much clout, he can get away with almost anything.
"Take my backpack to the market!"
@G1zm0 abizmo No shit sherlock
I'm pretty sure it has the same bomb he putted into the office and ran away from...
Just as he said that I seen your comment
"oh yikes those are my choices? I'd like to buy a vowel please* one of the best lines ever
He could buy the I and run as an Independent
This is why we love you Jeff. You never fail to make us laugh and you manage to make everything funny.
10 outta 10 on the political bit- doesnt take a side on moderates, doesnt tell people what their politics should be, and mocks the radicals. refreshing!
YT will be along shortly to delete your account for 'hate speech' for not supporting the far left.
I'd say 'far right' too, but that seems to include literally everyone not on the the far left now. Just ask obama!
@@russianbot4418 What a weird comment.
@@alejandrojuarez5640 right...
Technically he did take a side, but people are so dumb nowadays that probably only 10-20% (perhaps even less) of anyone viewing this wouldn't get the joke. He said can I buy a vowel, aka "i" for independent.
One of the only comedians in the world who actually properly makes fun of both sides.
"I just helped 10,000 folks commit a felony."
FBI arrives EVERYONE GET DOWN
YOUR UNDER ARREST...
@@F5_cena
*you're
ten thousand and one cause I watched it
@@q-tip4723
Nazi alert
@@F5_cena
It's such a simple grammatical correction!
Hahahaha!! its so funny!! 🤣🤣🤣 love it so much!
Same
Everytime he says, "I kill you", despite resisting so hard, I burst out with laughing till it literally chokes me.
This is one of the best laughter factory ever built, for sure.
After Achmed said "Am I a rock and roll badass or what?" I was waiting for him to break into Judas Priest's Breaking the Law and not say his famous line.
Achmed: Don't make me say it!
Random guy in the audience: I keel you!
Achmed: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
Imagine he actually went with that!
Genius now i want that ringtone XD
Can you imagine the look on folks face when they hear that and how fast they head turns to that monitor,, lol 🤣😂 🤣😂 🤣
😂😂 same
"that's a little dark"
Seeing as I work in a hospital. I want it now! 😂
Will Pursell “look who you’re talking to-“
“It’s not funny!!!” I love when he says that
0:42 😂
Charlie Chaplin: I can do comic without talking
Jeff Dunham: I can talk without talking 🤯
Achmed's signature line will go down in history😄!
"It was at 3%"
"What about your cousin?"
"He's at 0%!"
I died from this epicly
The way he said "almost" was awesome XD like an epic trailer voice
Jeff: You run for office?
Achmed: I run from the office, after setting the timer 😂 😂
That’s my joke. STOP LAUGHING!!!
(Laughter)
Not yet!
@@KWCline91 2:35 That's my JOB. Stop laughing.
They seriously need to make a movie of these guys hahaha
That hospital joke about his ringtone is genius yet very mean lol. The whole ventriloquist during funeral proceedings is pure gold lol
Achmed is and always will be, the funniest of these guys.
Agreed, he is my absolute favorite!
@@LchanOtakudom agreed 👍 100%
@@LchanOtakudom mine too
“Oh you just missed him” XD
I love Achmed! No matter how many times I see an episode I still laugh till I cry! Jeff Dunham is absolutely the greatest! Achmed and Peanut are my favorites!
"Go do your homework or take my backpack to the market YOUR CHOICE!"🤣🤣
I'd commit a felony with Achmed any day.
Giovanni El Thunder murdering your family and everyone you love?
Eat my jet I mean I hate my abusive stepmom so...
I'd help him blow up my own car 😂😂😂😂
@@MrDippledork holy hell🤣
MrDippledork SAME
“What about your cousin?”
“He’s at zero percent!”
😂😂😂
“If you had to choose, would you be democrat or republican?”
“Oh, yikes, those are my choices?”
Well said my friend.... well said.
NYRangers0623 Independent is the answer.
well i certainly wouldnt lower myself to be a dumbocrat. so the real choice is republican or independent
mgtow alltheway the real choice is independent.
“I’d like to buy a vowel”
😆
YceBox A, E, I, O, U, or the sometimes Y?
News: And here's how 10,000 people got arrested
For what? They did nothing wrong.
Snooby66
R/woosh
@@fredyrodriguez8881 Can you rephrase that so that someone over 12 years old understands it?
Mass incarceration
@@Kyrelel you did a bad crime
"I'd like to buy a vowel, please?"
I went to his show in Michigan when he was on tour and I loved it
You poor child.
I would love to see him here in MI 💃
@@robinhyperlord9053 was it -20 with a -30 wind chill?
Ticket price ?
2:44 "My 72 virgins have joined the #MeToo movement!" - lol,. haha. xD Brilliant! Incidentally, I can't imagine how the rozzers (police) are going to process 10,000 people for committing a felony, in one night lol. :D
Did anyone else said
“SILENCE I KILL YOU” with Achmed
Because I did
That makes 10,001 lol
Jeremy van Kleef more like 10,002
Make that 10,003
10,004
It's not funny he will kill us 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love suspended disbelief! Makes you forget that they're puppets and that Jeff is carrying on a conversation with himself.
Achmed is and will ALWAYS be a BADASS!
Jeff, this skit with Achmed was one of my all time favorites. Don't get me wrong. All your material is fantastic. But this one just flowed flawlessly. And getting the audience into was great. Never had a chance to see you in person. And hoping one day that will happen. You are # 1 in my book
I always have a great laugh with Achmed... .just plain genius Jeff!
One of the best experiences of my life so far! I was there in person and holy shit! I was practically literally rolling on the floor the whole time! I will definitely be going to see him perform again when he is either in Dallas or close to it again!
Dear Jeff i Would Like If Its Possible To Make More Videos Of Achmed.. He Is a Blast. I Laughed So Much. Hope To Hear From You. Thank You. Vincent
I love watching achmed always puts a smile on my face 😂😂
Every time I get a text message it yells: Silence...I keel you!
Best custom text tone ever made! Really funny to watch people's reaction when walking around public when it goes off lol.
Now that I think about it I should make one of Walter too: Oh shut the hell up! 😂😂
Usually you wouldn’t be able to see Jeff’s throat moving when he would throw his voice around, at least back in his younger days, oh well, age gets to everyone
Yep! But who cares? He's amazing!
@ 💯👏
Íria Carla nah, I ain’t denying that, I still remember when he was still starting out
@@silver7215 As if you could do it at all. Why aren't you up there? Bitch, piss & moan.
In Japan, they used to do puppet shows with the handlers on stage and not hiding their faces but the audience wouldn’t even notice them
this is exactly what i needed to start the day. Thank you for helping me start the day in a good mood, Jeff!
Jeff: how did ur brother end up on life support
Achmed: my uncle said pull my finger and they both exploded
Me: rotfl
Wow 52 likes
Oh god, every time I get a new video notification my dopamine levels go to the roof 😂😂😂. Jeff you're the best !
72 independent free Willing strong women bla bla bla lol. Me too movement ruined the after life too lol
Some man-hating feminazi witches feel only hatred and no natural attraction to men, and they can't understand nor leave alone the normal women who love and are attracted to men. They would gladly convince the world that any relation between a man and a woman is automatically a rape because a man is generally stronger than a woman. "Natural" is a non-existent word in their vocabulary, at least when it concerns relations bettween men and women.
@@edinfific2576 I thot i was the only one who preached that to others.
@@edinfific2576 Boy, you really had that one chambered and ready huh.
@@edinfific2576 I really liked your parody of a sad fuckwit! You should do the comedy clubs, but try not to make it so real eh?
It's a sad state our world is in. If a person goes out looking only for sexism, that's the only thing they are going to see. Same with literally any of the isms or ists. Been doing my best, myself, to see positivity, but it's hard not overstepping my bounds. I like seeing smiles, love hearing laughter, and try to push positivity, but trust me, not an easy task when a lot in the world are only looking for negativity.
For those of you looking for that ringtone: just search for heart monitor flatlines
Best line from Achmed ever!!! 😆
"You know what happens when I take Viagra?"
"What?"
"I get lockjaw"
😂😂😂😂😂👍👍
i dont get this...
Please explain
I dont get it either...???
LOL! I nearly fell out of my chair, laughing, on that one!
@@CailisCritterCrib The other three here don't get it lol 😄
I was at this show and it was absolutely hilarious, best part was peanut being thrown across the stage.😂
Amazing that we laugh at the puppets and ignore Jeff. He’s the side kick to Achmed and Walter.
omg, i love u, jeff!!! you came around where i live back in April, i wasn't able to go tho. still, ive been a really big fan ever since i can remember!
The size of the crowds are huge you mite need to give your next concert at the grand Canyon to fit all the people that love you and the boyz
This special was actually filmed over 2 nights in Dallas. Both days were sold out (10,000 people each night.) I attended the Saturday show.
Lol achmed 😂😂 'dear here lies of uncle Charlie. (I'm not dead yet)
I badly want to see Achmed ❤️
I can't help but laugh every time I see achmed he's freaking hilarious
Those eyes and eyebrows!
this is my favorite skit. “either go to your homework or take my backpack to the market.” has me on the floor.
Silence I Kill You. Is my phone's Ring Tone since, the first time he said it
I specially put my phone in loud, when my boss comes in my office cabin 😂😂😂
whenever it rang in front of him, he is like 😁😁😁
"Was it bad to unplug my cousin's life support to charge my phone?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Jeff: Are you kidding?
Achmed: No I was at 3 percent
Jeff: what about your cousin
Achmed: he is now at 0 percent
I dare Dunham to do a voice at a funeral home! 🤣🤣🤣 Heck I want him at mine!!!!!!
The anticipation of waiting for Achmed to threaten to kill everyone is just hilarious
And this folk cracks entire Saudi Arabia with his jokes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jeff Dunham - I've said it before and I'll say it again, you are brilliant!
You’re doing so well as always Achmed. You lovely little angel, you.
I was at the show tonight and yelled with Achmed and everyone else😂. Thanks for the good time and I hope I can go to one of your shows on the next tour!
Ahmed and Peanut are my favorite. Long time no see Jeff, good to have you back :)
I love Achmed.🇧🇻👍
Masha'Allah, i pray you never give up Jeff ❤️
Jeff is the best comic ever
Achmed and Peanut have to be my favorites because I think personally that they make better jokes than the others, I like bubba J but he just doesn't quite cut it for me and that's ok because he makes a lot of other people laugh
Hello from India 🇮🇳... Great show.. I love Achmed.. Bring more of him pls.
I love how Jeff manages to stay relevant and funny without resorting to jokes trampling groups of people
Unfortunately he did resort to a lot of swearing in his last special.
Achmed (when asked Democrat vs. Republican): "Oh, yikes, those are my choices? Uh, I'd like to buy a vowel please?"
*"Or take my backpack to the market"* 😭😭💀💀💀💀💀
Please tour Australia next year!!!!!!!!
You are my favorite comedian
After that last bit: *loud knocking comes from the theatre doors* FBI OPEN UP!!!
after all the world has been through that made us cry, achmed came along and still got us crying. thanks for the tears of laughter Jeff dunham
I have a friend that has a large collection of everything Jeff Dunham!
Achmed said "...not yet!!" 😂😂😂
I've been watching achmed since I was 13 he always makes me laugh so hard 🤣
Bought my Dad tickets to see Jeff in State College, PA for his 60th bday present. I will never be able to top that gift. Jeff had us in tears we were laughing so hard! 😂
Thanks Jeff for giving my Dad the best bday ever!
Ps-Where is the audience panoramic pic from State College on your Instagram Jeff??? 📸
I love Achmed. 🤗🤗
10.000 Potential Killers!!! Amazing ☠️👻☠️👻☠️👻
Jeff did you watch the soldier vet that actually pranked his family and friends during his funeral? He's a legend.
link ?
TH-cam it it’s quicker
@@TheGameMage_ "soldier pranks family"? Too general?
Ken Mason type vet funeral prank its a Irish vet
Ken Mason should be first video that shows up
What's Achmed's favorite meal?
Spare ribs. 😁
Got to give Jeff's wife the medal of honor, how she lives with a man who has so many personalities! (You know he has them!) So many personalities living in one body, must be a nightmare. Still, we all love him! (We can turn it off when we get enough, hahaha.) P.S. If I could "throw my voice" I'd go to funerals, and wait by the airport baggage claim to! 😏
I’m 90% sure his ex-wife was the reason he stopped doing standup for all these years. His ex gutted him, tried to take everything
The joke with the ring tone made me tear up
Achmed: what's your name?
Mr. Dunham: My name's Jeff
Achmed: ...dies laughing
Mr. Stano... wow. 😍
But... He's already dead xD
I am not ready 😂😂😂😂 . Man Jeff he is fantastic
You posted my fave omg. I'm so happy right now. Thanks Jeff. I love Achmed. Hella funny 😂
At 0:38 , when bone head mentions finger pullings, I guess that's our new self destruct button lmao
I'm more of a Walter guy, but Achmed jokes kill me every time.
And not in the "haha funny" way
“That’s fantastic, I just helped 10,000 folks commit a felony. YAYYYY!”
Makes me laugh and smile!