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it’s four in the morning and i’m trying to explain this to my cousin who doesn’t watch his content and she thinks his voice matches his face and i cannot handle it nor can i find the words to explain my true feelings to her
Chris and Zach trip me out, I remember seeing the Sleepycabin update and Chris would have a straight face while saying the most inane shit. Now I can only picture him with that straight face whenever he does a bjt
the fact that zach is so handsome in person, yet I know I can only picture him in my head as a strange tiny creature really tells me he is a funny aleeyum.
Nice try Zach! We all know you're really a 3ft tall goblin creature in addition to being the worlds strongest gamer as seen here th-cam.com/video/PMRC2N8Hu0Y/w-d-xo.html
His voice doesn't match his appearance. Then again, if you look back at him say early career he looked like Linkara. I don't think he's that handsome, but for the iconic voice god bestowed on him he's relatively handsome. No-homö.
@@hunkules9737 "unwarrantingly" It's not unwarranted at all, he may not be able to help not being a super deformed goblinoid in real life but this isn't just a subversion of our expectations it's an outright gutting of them.
@@hada__02 That is an exception. There are a number of exceptions, but Jerma does a lot of impressions of known sounds, such as doors squeaking on wooden floors, sorting algorithms, vacuum cleaners, groan tubes, sneakers squeaking on a basketball court, a cow mooing, cat noises, drinking/gulping noises, puking sounds, explosions, etc.
In one of the recent Civilization lets play Chris mention his cat jumping into Zachs keyboard and he immediately went "she was biting the cable" nobody else noticed but i thought it was fuckin' hilarious
@@gabrieljewett4042 you implied it did. ''Zach's comedy timing is impeccable. He can come up with hilarious ass shit in less than 5 seconds''. The implication is clearly that coming up with comedy on the spot is what you think comedic timing is
He'd be great in a live action role as a normal, calm professional guy who gets infected and goes completely insane for the final 20 minutes in a sci fi movie.
Honestly should be hired for a modern reboot of dr jekyl and mr hyde. Dont even need make up or cg to do mr hyde. Zach would just do a voice and youd know.
It's one of his best performances imo, and I think he deserves a toobie or whatever f&&king awards they hand out these days. He also sounds like Oblina from AAAH! Real Monsters.
His gnarled "WHAT" after being told about the seven realms is what got me into hyperfixating on Zach. That 6 hour compilation I've fallen asleep to so many times, it's unreal.
0:51 I feel like this hypothetical exists purely because Zach wanted to show off his uncannily accurate star wars alien impression and I love that from him
What's insane about the Zach voices that despite all of them sounding like Zach, they are all unique from each other. Every utterance a new horrid creature born into our world.
2:00 the big red clitoris bit with Zach's inhumane screams/wales of pains he makes always get me, with the others cracking up in the back and the fact that it just comes out of nowhere.
I never watched OneyPlays until after Smiling Friends season 2 so you can imagine my utter bewilderment at finding out Zach almost never seems to filter his voice
Imagine what Zach sounds like when he has a cold. He always sounds like he does have one but try to imagine what it’s like when he actually does…he’d be impossible to understand.
the way chris laughs at 4:23 slaughters me every time. you can hear the voice he was trying to do still amped up in his voice and it all comes down around him
If someone makes a zombie game then someone should secretly take samples of his weird noises, make the voices deeper, and turn them into the noises zombies make.
0:33 Timing mistake aside, I love the fact that despite bringing up the idea of adding lyrics to the music, all Zach had planned to sing was just "I am fucking Mario"
@@pinio5132 His humor is largely centered around the absurd scenarios he comes up with and the characters he creates and plays, as well as the ridiculous Chat messages he reads. His style of comedy relies on audience engagement and participation and spur-of-the-moment jokes coupled with goofy occurrences in the games he plays.
For everyone who’s disappointed that Zach isn’t actually a small mystical creature, don’t worry. The person who claims to be Zach is actually the real Zach’s body actor. Nobody has ever been in a room with the real Zach. Yet legends say his true form is a two and a half foot tall goblin that is green (and retired) with a six foot beak nose. However the nature of his true form is a matter of speculation in lack of hard evidence.
hes literally goated. i can never see him going the south park way; toning down the nasallyness and digitally pitching up voices when getting older. he will forever be a half little goblin half man who will not feel pain when bringing out his true voices
A little gremlin wearing a fedora, katana, and black leather trench comes up to you. He says "hello there little mousey friend, whot are yew supposed to be." Do you accept his offer to fight alongside him in the battle of the aphids?
@@waffler-yz3gw he says "Then stand and deliver scoundrel. You started this war, prepare to die" with his katana dangerously close to your carotid artery. You were aphid.
Zach probably has the best relationship being handsome with that voice, because his girlfriend can see the creature Chris draws him as with the voice and she can still see him in person. I'm jealous, especially since Chris made Zach the absolute worst monster out of them all
Been a fan of Zach for like ten years and this is the first time I saw a pic of him. This man is so humble he don't care about people knowing who he is he just happy to make them laugh Zach is a king and a role model and he has stomach pains and ADHD and schizophrenia and bipolar and a bad finger, etc and so on Rip in peace he was taken from us too soon Aaaaaaaooowwwwwwwwwg
i feel like if i ever saw a video of him actually speaking i'd have some kind of green witch curse laid upon me, his voice an appearance just don't compute together for me lmfao
You missed out Zach's best scream in the Vermintide bit, his patented "home intruder death rattle." Another great candidate is the "Mwehehe boyooyoyoyoing" from Witch Hunt.
thank y’all for 1 million dude this is crazayyyyyy
meow
2 likes bro fell off (joke)
Convert to islam
@@estebab2343 its true
You’re welcome. I was two or three of those views. I hope you have a nice day.
Zach constantly sounds like he is voicing a character whether he is voicing a character or not
Even better, he's a famous cartoonist and even made a big Adult Swim show with his friend Mike Cusack, called Smiling Friends.
@@ilikecurry2345 yeah i think people know if they're watching this bro
its a blessing and a curse
@@ilikecurry2345 no he didnt
@@ilikecurry2345 common misconception, that was actually Lil Epstein, not Zach Hadel.
Zach sounds like he lives in Chris's shirt pocket
You mean he doesn't?
@@thelastpersonyoudexpecttoe4681 No I mean he does
from the makers of pocket biden, it's Pocket Zach™️
That hypothetical about the little creature in Chris's Uncle pocket was him projecting
It's Canon to the oneyplays lore
Whenever I see his real human face it's just unimaginable to me that his voice comes out of that. In my head he's always a little cartoon creature
it’s four in the morning and i’m trying to explain this to my cousin who doesn’t watch his content and she thinks his voice matches his face and i cannot handle it nor can i find the words to explain my true feelings to her
I've never seen video of him talking so the disconnect is very strong in my head lol
I always see Charlie and his grandmum
Chris and Zach trip me out, I remember seeing the Sleepycabin update and Chris would have a straight face while saying the most inane shit. Now I can only picture him with that straight face whenever he does a bjt
I always imagined Zach as a giant nose with feet.
people are always saying “screaming=funny” sarcastically but i think zach’s the only creature where that statement is genuinely true
It also counts for Sr Pelo
it's because his screams actually sound funny. that feral screech is music to my ears
Brandon Rogers too
It's funny how inhuman they are
like albert artez
It boggles my mind how he's even capable of some of these noises.
2:25 is inhuman
@@hazelishere9243 even Chris wasn't prepared
0:40 skinwalker
@Riceball thank you that one is my all time favorite
He hides crayons in his giant nose.
the fact that zach is so handsome in person, yet I know I can only picture him in my head as a strange tiny creature really tells me he is a funny aleeyum.
Nice try Zach! We all know you're really a 3ft tall goblin creature in addition to being the worlds strongest gamer as seen here th-cam.com/video/PMRC2N8Hu0Y/w-d-xo.html
His voice doesn't match his appearance. Then again, if you look back at him say early career he looked like Linkara. I don't think he's that handsome, but for the iconic voice god bestowed on him he's relatively handsome. No-homö.
It's honestly makes me unwarrantedly angry that he does not have a giant beak nose.
@@hunkules9737 "unwarrantingly"
It's not unwarranted at all, he may not be able to help not being a super deformed goblinoid in real life but this isn't just a subversion of our expectations it's an outright gutting of them.
@@nicholasschrader7179 It's not spelled unwarrantingly you goober.
Both Zach and Jerma are human sound boards
Jerma is great at doing impressions of noises everyone is familiar with, while Zach creates noises that have never been created before.
@@Bruh-ob9mi oh, cause we’re all so familiar with the teacher noise Jerma makes
@@hada__02 That is an exception. There are a number of exceptions, but Jerma does a lot of impressions of known sounds, such as doors squeaking on wooden floors, sorting algorithms, vacuum cleaners, groan tubes, sneakers squeaking on a basketball court, a cow mooing, cat noises, drinking/gulping noises, puking sounds, explosions, etc.
was thinking of making a jerma compilation actually
@@halbery do it, I need more to feed my Jermadiction
I'm convinced that if Zach lives in an apartment complex, nobody complained about the noise, they just opted it was safer to move out entirely
What noise would you report? Describe any of these noises to another human without reference hahaha
@@GaMeRfReAkLIVE *inhuman screeching*
@@GaMeRfReAkLIVE Mutant hellscreams.
@@GaMeRfReAkLIVE The screams of an unhinged crackhead goblin living under the stairs
666 likes, lmao
Zach has the voice of someone who spent their puberty contorting their vocal cords in strange ways to make people laugh.
My entire existence
@@Overlord99762
I bet you have a *really good* Invader Zim impression though.
me
he constantly sounds 11 and 87 at the same time.
@@Overlord99762 x2
Zach's comedy timing is impeccable. He can come up with hilarious ass shit in less than 5 seconds
In one of the recent Civilization lets play Chris mention his cat jumping into Zachs keyboard and he immediately went "she was biting the cable" nobody else noticed but i thought it was fuckin' hilarious
He's an improv genius
comedic timing doesn't mean coming up with funny things quickly
@@danculbert6349 Didn't say it does big boy
@@gabrieljewett4042 you implied it did. ''Zach's comedy timing is impeccable. He can come up with hilarious ass shit in less than 5 seconds''.
The implication is clearly that coming up with comedy on the spot is what you think comedic timing is
I think Zach is literally just the human embodiment of comedy.
*good comedy
No he's not. Ryan Reynolds is. That is a fact.
@@Nymbyte I'd say he's wildly overrated but he can be funny
Zach is my favorite critter.
@@JavierEscuella1911 is he a Little Guy?
He'd be great in a live action role as a normal, calm professional guy who gets infected and goes completely insane for the final 20 minutes in a sci fi movie.
I want this
And his last line is “b u d d a s c u d a b u b b a” before he gets ruthlessly terminated by the government
Honestly should be hired for a modern reboot of dr jekyl and mr hyde. Dont even need make up or cg to do mr hyde. Zach would just do a voice and youd know.
The hardest part of the role would be acting normal.
@@Ausles I imagine he only speaks in Wingon when he goes Insane lol
his bit in the minecraft lp about buying shirts from Redbubble always gets me deep
It's one of his best performances imo, and I think he deserves a toobie or whatever f&&king awards they hand out these days. He also sounds like Oblina from AAAH! Real Monsters.
STEAL YOUR PARENTS' CRRRRREDIT CARD
Which lp video is this? And where in the video is this rant?
@@NickHarron theyve released a video thats all of thei rminecraft LPs into one, whole video is a fucking goldmine
@@NickHarron found it here you go th-cam.com/video/VA1mtlEPld8/w-d-xo.html
3:35
The fact Zach's voice is naturally funny, any audio effects make it 100 times so.
*Helo down thear! I say- I say- Helo down thear!*
When you’re happy, you listen to the music.
When you’re sad, you understand the lyrics. 😔
Chris does something, Zach turns it up to 11
2:33 this literally how gleb speaks and fucking love it
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His gnarled "WHAT" after being told about the seven realms is what got me into hyperfixating on Zach. That 6 hour compilation I've fallen asleep to so many times, it's unreal.
If you were a REAL fan you would know as clearly stated in the video that there are OVER seven realms! Good DAY sir!
@@damoji5332 you will be boiled
4:29
I fall asleep to it every night. Glad I'm not the only one
I always love how quickly it gets Chris to drop the voice he's doing 😂
0:51 I feel like this hypothetical exists purely because Zach wanted to show off his uncannily accurate star wars alien impression and I love that from him
obviously
What's insane about the Zach voices that despite all of them sounding like Zach, they are all unique from each other. Every utterance a new horrid creature born into our world.
Zachs Voice is like Tiamat birthing in new Abominations into existence lol
How does Zach know exactly which voice will be funniest in every scenario?
comedy genius
4:44 the sound of a falcon darting towards something near its nest, gets me everytime
3:34 is always my fave Zach moment.
HELO DOWN THEAR
I SAY I SAY HELO DOWN THER
I like how it's universally agreed upon that people think zach is a nose goblin
Sounding a little anti semitic there bud
@@jfc_666definitely not the intention.
Why do you think Charlie looks the way he does?
2:00 the big red clitoris bit with Zach's inhumane screams/wales of pains he makes always get me, with the others cracking up in the back and the fact that it just comes out of nowhere.
I hate the joke but I love the dog scream howls lol 😂
bro the fact he can say that shit without laughing midway through is insane.
I never watched OneyPlays until after Smiling Friends season 2 so you can imagine my utter bewilderment at finding out Zach almost never seems to filter his voice
Imagine what Zach sounds like when he has a cold. He always sounds like he does have one but try to imagine what it’s like when he actually does…he’d be impossible to understand.
He's got some sinus thing, I dunno.
@@bubsyfinnigan4462 I know, he’s never given a real answer as to why his voice sounds that way, some say deviated septum and others say stroke
@@Bruh-ob9mi he got in a car wreck with his parents, who unfortunately passed away
@@Bruh-ob9mi car accidet
you silly goose, zach can never get sick, he is the one that gives the diseases
the way chris laughs at 4:23 slaughters me every time. you can hear the voice he was trying to do still amped up in his voice and it all comes down around him
Whats the video of it?
@@tsinformationchannelvideos8507 the F.E.A.R. series
@@tsinformationchannelvideos8507its the game F.E.A.R. I dont quite remember but I think thats pretty much at the beginning of the game.
@@tsinformationchannelvideos8507FEAR
4:44 That's literally just Godzilla's roar thing, 100% accurate. Zach is absolutely inhuman
00:20 and thus, glep was created
his first words❤️❤️
b e a u t i f u l
The fact that all those guys are like 30 makes this shit so fucking funny. Because where else can you find this type of insane humor.
TH-cam was made for these guys.
i feel as though its a cardinal sin to use his actual face
Rip zack you will be missed. He was a great astronaut :,(
If this is the reference I think it's supposed to be, it's actually Chris that's the astronaut.
@@Dosko I know I just think its funny to think that he was his co-Pilot
I just wanna say THANK YOU for not adding "for 6 minutes straight" at the end of the video title. You are a saint and a scholar.
He is in fact a Saint and a scholar, and definitely intensely makes out with multiple women on an hourly basis
this sum redditor type of comment
@@TDM14TWD true, but he speaking facts
feck off aye
@@TDM14TWD Those video titles are peak r*ddit.
5:20 sounds like sleepy/drunk Glep sounds 😭
The way he shrieks Maaaaahmmy at 2:16 just kills me lmao
sounds like spongebob
1:56 the chwil of t quihgck
can i tkwlktlwklt
If someone makes a zombie game then someone should secretly take samples of his weird noises, make the voices deeper, and turn them into the noises zombies make.
Was looking for the scream at 3:41 and searched "aoog" and got this
this makes me so happy I say augh all the time bc of that clip
Chris most of the time is the one who sets him off I noticed
Chemistry
When you have that one friend who completely gets your humor you feel more confident in your spur of the moment jokes
they bounce off each other so damn well
he eggs zach on and we all funny scree
Like Chris is just used to coming up with a funny noise to make just to expect Zach to absolutely top it right after
How is he so handsome, I just can’t imagine those noises being compatible with that face
Why is Zach not in the Mandalorian yet
Whats up Stellar
Because Disney sucks as a company and as a studio
I feel so conflicted whenever I see how normal he looks and then he starts talking. My brain can’t reconcile it, it’s like dividing by 0 or something.
Chris dying at zachs screaming makes me giggle
0:33 Timing mistake aside, I love the fact that despite bringing up the idea of adding lyrics to the music, all Zach had planned to sing was just "I am fucking Mario"
Zach is probably the funniest guy alive
I dare say Jerma and Zach are the funniest guys alive
@@Bruh-ob9mi based
@@Nowel22222 yes I am quite based when it comes to the matters of the best internet funnymen, thank you for noticing
@@Bruh-ob9mi I really don't get the jerma thing, he's kinda charming but he's not really funny at all
@@pinio5132 His humor is largely centered around the absurd scenarios he comes up with and the characters he creates and plays, as well as the ridiculous Chat messages he reads. His style of comedy relies on audience engagement and participation and spur-of-the-moment jokes coupled with goofy occurrences in the games he plays.
this man's voice was genuinely made for voice acting
The sound Zach makes at 0:49 is nothing short of excellent
I've been looking for this clip everywhere
I think that’s Chris
@@SteemisNotthemaincharacterIt is
4:34 - he literally sounds like a L4D2 Hunter
That shit sounded like it echoed
1:25 kills me every single time.
This video should be 31 years long
just wait for part two
2:37 “oh that was a wonderful story, grandfather glep!”
“Hell is real and Christianity was right all along.”
@@117oddlink-9Sorry.
@@phonegloomy "oh"
@@isaiahwalking"MERRYCHRISTMASEVERYONE"
Zach breaking out of the alien voice with a coherent “mandalorian” is the funniest shit
The way Zach says "Steal your parents credit card," at 1:35, is just so damn funny to me.
For everyone who’s disappointed that Zach isn’t actually a small mystical creature, don’t worry. The person who claims to be Zach is actually the real Zach’s body actor. Nobody has ever been in a room with the real Zach. Yet legends say his true form is a two and a half foot tall goblin that is green (and retired) with a six foot beak nose. However the nature of his true form is a matter of speculation in lack of hard evidence.
Erm my dad works for Oneyplays and he said that the real Zach is actually RED but he hates his color so he has a fixation on green because he hates it
"Orions Belt!"
I love how Chris never fails to BURST out laughing everytime Zach opens his mouth.
Soul Mates
4:39 is by far my favorite scream
how the hell did he perfectly replicate a ghast
Mom:why don't you play with the neighbors kid
The neighbors kid: 4:11
HELP CONSIDERING I MAKE SOUNDS LIKE THAT WHILE TALKING TO MY SIBLING IN THE BACKYARD THIS IS PROBABLY WHAT MY NEIGHBORS THINK
I can't believe he's a real person
I can hear Glep being born in some of these clips
3:47 The video he is referring to is "Creepy Tweaker Neighbor" and I highly recommend it to anyone who wants a Zach Hadel-esque scream in the wild
He sounds like a South Park character in all voices that's crazy.
2:34 Guys its glep
i cant imagine zachs face not contorting into his little cartoon guy when he does one of those voices
3:06 zachary's obviously great at screaming but did chris make that 2nd scream?? Im not sure if it is but I'm impressed
I had no idea he was capable of doing Gleps voice without any assistance. I thought it was sped up.
hes literally goated. i can never see him going the south park way; toning down the nasallyness and digitally pitching up voices when getting older. he will forever be a half little goblin half man who will not feel pain when bringing out his true voices
@@stinkrat167 he doesn't even hurt from doing those demon screams
A little gremlin wearing a fedora, katana, and black leather trench comes up to you. He says "hello there little mousey friend, whot are yew supposed to be." Do you accept his offer to fight alongside him in the battle of the aphids?
without a nanosecond of hesitation.
@@waffler-yz3gw he says "Then stand and deliver scoundrel. You started this war, prepare to die" with his katana dangerously close to your carotid artery. You were aphid.
Absolutely, without question
Yes
thanks to this video i can now identify what creatures zach voices on smiling friends
... you couldn't before?
''this is nothing, its not even funny, its just nothing'' - zach's biggest fan
Zach probably has the best relationship being handsome with that voice, because his girlfriend can see the creature Chris draws him as with the voice and she can still see him in person. I'm jealous, especially since Chris made Zach the absolute worst monster out of them all
Imagine being railed by not only your boyfriend but his little green pocket gremlin too
@@18skeltor only if the little goblin wheezes out "orion's belt" nah but I'd recreate brokeback mountain with Zach for real
@@18skeltor what
2:00 shane dawson moment
Him describing the sounds of a ghast in Minecraft is one of the funniest things I’ve heard from zach
0:40 sent me to heaven and back in the blink of an eye
edit: or hell, im not too sure
Been a fan of Zach for like ten years and this is the first time I saw a pic of him. This man is so humble he don't care about people knowing who he is he just happy to make them laugh
Zach is a king and a role model and he has stomach pains and ADHD and schizophrenia and bipolar and a bad finger, etc and so on
Rip in peace he was taken from us too soon
Aaaaaaaooowwwwwwwwwg
i feel like if i ever saw a video of him actually speaking i'd have some kind of green witch curse laid upon me, his voice an appearance just don't compute together for me lmfao
th-cam.com/video/eppOeKY3AXk/w-d-xo.html
Have fun with the witches curse
I swear I’ve never seen him say anything. Any clips I’ve seen of him doing in person panels the mic is covering his mouth. In this essay, I will-
Every word zach speaks is laced with countless evil goblin hexes, which requires substantial audio editing to render harmless for the viewer.
I keep forgetting Zach doesn't look like Charlie from smiling friends
2:00 followed by the dog impression has me tearing up, dude's a force of nature lmfao
zach sounds like he has a permanent cold and his nose is clogged.
Its incredible Chris has such an imagination to invent such wacky little characters like Zach.
I'm not convinced his face doesnt warp when he makes some of these noises
2:32 HOLY SHIT THEY SPEAKING GLEB
5:24 the birth of Glip
The way he makes alien noises sound so believable leads me to believe he has knowledge no one else is privy to.
A strange funny little critter
An odd little character, even
1:25 i love this voice
Zach is one of the funniest fucking people
"AzoongA gah binga wuh"
Star Wars has gotten so good
Zach is truly something special
I think about Zach's star wars alien impression every time I watch anything star wars related now. It's just so spot on
This is someone's introduction to oneyplays
Mine. I’ve already been indoctrinated into the Jerma cult so I think I can take this
correct, me
Literally how is his voice real, i want to study his vocal cords
This has all my fav moments without it being too long thank you
"THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON!!!"
"steal your parents ccRRREDIT CARDDD!"
"MOOOOOOHM"
There’s over seven realms!
WHAT!? WHAT!?
2:40 at that moment, Glep was created
You missed out Zach's best scream in the Vermintide bit, his patented "home intruder death rattle." Another great candidate is the "Mwehehe boyooyoyoyoing" from Witch Hunt.
The pentagon bit always kills me
i will never not imagine him as charlie from smiling friends
2:38 GLEP
I genuinely have no clue how most of the sounds he makes are capable of being made by a human.