20:56 "I think they should get the green goblin again and it should be willem dafoe" "yeah just have him come through a time portal" is fucking insane foresight
"Fear and Loathing in McDonalds" is seriously one of the funniest string of words that I cannot ever possibly explain to a stranger why it is so god damn funny.
6:03 Since I never played Undertale I thought this was actually part of the game so I went to the comments and I was happy that I wasn't the only one surprised that it was an edit by how flawlessly they did it.
It’s amazing to me how many people don’t know they can just make a weird little noise whenever they want. That’s your own personal noise. Nobody can stop you.
The moment I found the most hilarious for some reason is when Zach was telling the story of a guy gently holding his gfs cheeks and Zach making a voice impression of the guy with the deepest voice ever saying, “Don’t talk down to me ever again.”
@@LatinaCreamQueen LOL thanks I completely forgot about that story. I wonder what happened to that girl and her deeply intimidating linebacker of a boyfriend.
I honestly think that Pence and Olette still blinking is just a consequence of the game being higher resolution. Back in the day most people had their PS2 hooked up to a CRT so there's no way you would've seen it, but in the HD Remix they just didn't bother adding something to pause the blinking animation for that specific instance. Hell, even I didn't notice it, lol
The "Hey guys, wanna see my slave?" moment is one of the best moments from Kingdom Hearts 2 and yet it never shows up in any of the official compilations for whatever reason.
Every video that Cory is in is just pure autism and hilarity so i truly believe he's like that all the time. Especially when he forces Chris to buy him sonic toys at McDonald's
-tomar- cory fucking cackling at a slowed down video of an orangutan in anticipation of what's about to happen and freaking out his friends is the best thing i've ever seen
" A coin? At this hour? " is one that I regularly think about. Update: My constant saying of " A coin? At this hour? " - near my girlfriend has resulted in both of us now any time we pay with cash and get a coin back saying it out of reflex then giggling like little kids.
@@DanCookMovieReviews I think he has a physical voice changer device with a bunch of unique effects on it. I forget which series he first started using it in.
13:50 I never payed attention to this but until now but Cory sounding like he's gonna kill himself while his friends act like retards in the background is killing me
Very accurate video documenting the Oneyplays moments that live in my head rent free. With this evidence, maybe they'll finally let me out of the psych ward.
I’ve seen more oneyplays compilations than I care to admit. This one had by far the most clips I also think about regularly. Thanks for compiling friend!
Green Goblin: Are you in or are you out, Spoderman? Spoderman: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I cant help but believe that brony guy is the reason why McDonalds now has a disclaimer in their happy meal adverts saying you can’t request a specific toy 😂
The fact that they know they are original TH-camr animators and just spend the dystopian future playing video games makes me feel happy that there is some kind of retirement of the people that made good memories.
Ones that i think of a lot is "9/11 2: Escape to Africa" from Sonic Adventure And Bill Cosby being really angry at Fat Albert from Blue Stinger And when they were trying to do the translator roleplay and Corey couldn't figure out what he was supposed to do over and over again which i think might've been Sonic Heroes
That intro they did for PANIC! is stuck in my head so hard that every time I watch a different OneyStays video I keep expecting the TV to puke brown sludge. Thank you for coming to my confessional TEDxTalk
20:56 "I think they should get the green goblin again and it should be willem dafoe" "yeah just have him come through a time portal" is fucking insane foresight
or that movie is just that dumb lol
@@harrison.kaiser How about both?
It was pretty crazy when Willem Dafoe looked at the camera and said "Thank you Zach" didn't expect that
@@stevensmith1031 That was really the moment that the Goblin became Green.
@@tiredidealist I love when he said: "It's goblin time",and gobbeled on all the Spider-Men at the same time.
"Fear and Loathing in McDonalds" is seriously one of the funniest string of words that I cannot ever possibly explain to a stranger why it is so god damn funny.
If the stranger knows what Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is then it will be funny.
The Kamala Khanism Zach made right before saying "in mcdonalds" always cracks me up
"...I took a bite of that McDouble, and that's when I knew - the drugs started to kick in."
@@TeamBelmont91 Ronald Duke and Dr. Grimzo
istg thats a song off burial's untrue
"Tomar came to the gym weeping uncontrollably because his bonsai tree had died that night" has been on loop in the back of my mind for a month now
I love the way he says it too.
“His bahnsai tree had daid that naight.”
In what video do they say that?
@@elriatonvaquero6212 Visage finale at the very beginning
That's like one of those sentences like Lorem Ipsum, or the quick brown fox.
Time stamp
17:24 “Put that thing out of its fucking misery TODAY! Now! Not tomorrow!” Is one of my favorite Zach quotes
“Do what God should’ve done”
Followed by the most sincere “wh-WHAT”
17:56 "I was dipped in a vat" I quote that probably once a week as well as "wehehehe"
_GET IT NOW!_
12:51
⚠️ *You startled the Witch.*
12:51 you stole Tomar's basghenti...
Perfect😂
At 5:34 Cory's laughter gets contagious but Chris telling him nothing has happened yet is even more funny to me.
what vid is this from?
@@phoenixingraham4523 websplorers but I can't remember which one
I imagine Cory was laughing cause he knew what was coming, and that makes Chris' line even funnier
@@AtomicFlounder42 I like the idea they all just looked at him confused while he lost his mind haha
Even when it happens, Chris and Zach just chuckle, while Cory just laughs the hardest I’ve ever heard from him
2:32
Is nobody gonna mention how Chris makes the piston sound? Just me? Okay
This makes the clip so much better, thank you
I was convinced that it had to be one of those sneaky edits they do, but I want to hope it's just a coincidence sense Chris makes those sounds anyway
LMAOO nice
When I make a MC resource pack I am 100% replacing the piston noise with that lol
not anymore cuz they changed it
16:43 "Is that Fred? That is so fuckin' mean."
Said the guy who animated a video where Fred gets his head blown off by a shotgun.
“I miss Fred, he was a good content creator”
Just so you know, that double standard was a power move.
"Sure, I might kill Fred with a shotgun, but at least I wouldn't draw an offensive caricature of him!"
JFK singing the Womens day theme song will forever be the best
19:41 is timestamp
I would never do a song, but if I were going to it'd sound a little something like this...
that’s just footage of the clone high reboot
@@justafungus4195 erm no
@@triassicaj4712hrrrmmm wait a minute that is not the actual show hmmm that would not legitimately be a scene in the show uhhhh
6:03 Since I never played Undertale I thought this was actually part of the game so I went to the comments and I was happy that I wasn't the only one surprised that it was an edit by how flawlessly they did it.
Is the duck in the game
@@elementalb3m957 duck is real, duck barf is not
@@krenkrombo9616 the spitting is real, if you press s you spit
@@elfertrns to sniff I to inhale
Shits so fucking funny lmao
"Fear and Loathing....in McDonald's" them processing that hilarious joke in their heads in that small pause is great
6:12 the way Adam says “Jesus” in such a disturbed way is great
Cory breaking out laughing when nothing happened yet is freaking gold
Honestly I don't blame him. The monkey alone was hilarious
5:35
Cory is the worst part of every video
@@masterjosh778 and we love him for it
@@mr.mcklockwork3828 e xactly
23:32 this clip never fails to make me laugh because zach can just Do That instantly. what an amazing creature, he needs further study
What game is that?
@@gchu149 one of the Little Nightmare games
It’s Little Nightmares II
It’s amazing to me how many people don’t know they can just make a weird little noise whenever they want. That’s your own personal noise. Nobody can stop you.
I spit gingerale across the room because of the pure autism noises coming out of Zach.
1:05 "I'm a monster, I'm a killer.." has haunted my mind at work all week and I can't stop saying it
*munster
THANK YOU it was haunting my brain today and I’ve been searching through compilations for twenty minutes, you’re the only one to link it
The moment I found the most hilarious for some reason is when Zach was telling the story of a guy gently holding his gfs cheeks and Zach making a voice impression of the guy with the deepest voice ever saying, “Don’t talk down to me ever again.”
It’s funny how Zach tries to defend himself for not intervening lmao like he’s a bit embarrassed he didn’t act like an outstanding citizen
@@Ritsu362 I mean he had genuine fear describing the guy and how he could kill him LMAO
@@walteruwuhite2842 what video is that clip from??
@@patrickallen880 Donkey Kong Country 2
@@LatinaCreamQueen LOL thanks I completely forgot about that story. I wonder what happened to that girl and her deeply intimidating linebacker of a boyfriend.
Cory having a panic attack over the Homer circumcision bit while he's trying to play Mario is the funniest shit ever
You should’ve used your homing attack
"you guys wanna see my slave?"
*World stops*
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?"
Every Kingdom Hearts playthrough was a gem. Great compilation :)
I expected way more time was going to be spent making fun of those games but the jokes were killer
"Oh, no . . ."
18:13 “Four days ago I was a white little girl” jesus christ that killed me
Anyone know what video that clip is from
@@RedRubyMedia I can't remember the exact video but the game is the GTA Vice City remaster, it's seriously hilarious lol
"I was dipped in a vat."
"I was a white little girl with pigtails in the park. Then those damn scientists got their paws on me"
@@jamj4rthe idea of mad scientists doing evil experiments on a little girl just to turn her into a fat black man is like the funniest shit ever
42:20 had me busting up at 1 am and I almost blew an artery trying to keep quiet
Hey guys, Mario. Thanks for seeing you next time
22:51 You can tell he's making this up on the spot based on how he makes himself laugh at his own impromptu idea
16:06 It took me a while to get it, but when I did... oh boy. Poor Tomar
I dont get it?
A camp
@@HC-qc5rp THE camp
@@kai-in1xt it's a Christmas camp that helps little Hebrew boys concentrate.
I absolutely loved that bit, one of my all time favorites and I'm only just now after reading your comment realizing the actual joke
10:28 gets me every time. When it came out, I tried so hard not to laugh during study hall in high school.
The timing was too perfect lmao
It's such a perfect moment it's unbelievable.
What did Chris even say? I can't tell why it was funny
@@LargeMikel "Hey, guys, wanna see my new slave?"
@@LargeMikel there was a moment before that in the let's play to further contextualize the clip but in it he says "you guys wanna see my new slave?"
13:48 this is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard them say hands down
made me burst out laughing 😂
That entire bit was so fucking unreal💀
“Homer I’ll circumcise ya!”
“Wow thanks Lenny, I-“
“WWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
It made me cry real tears
I love when they do extreme family guy and Simpsons impressions, like the diet squish moment
10:29 Is in my top 10, the timing is so funny and the fact that the npcs still blink makes the joke even better.
I honestly think that Pence and Olette still blinking is just a consequence of the game being higher resolution. Back in the day most people had their PS2 hooked up to a CRT so there's no way you would've seen it, but in the HD Remix they just didn't bother adding something to pause the blinking animation for that specific instance. Hell, even I didn't notice it, lol
@@ExaltedUriel they were that surprised over Roxas owning a slave.
Fuckin stun locked there asses 🤣
“They call me Cory! ‘Cos I like *CENSORED* and *CENSORED*
he likes core and ee
19:49 Chris' "bonk bonk" has wormed its way into my brain, I can't stop thinking about it, help
Great now it's got me too
Bastard.
Idk why one of my favourite Oneyplays quotes is "I'M A GROWN MAN! A GROWN MAN!". Possibly because of the anger with a hint of pain in his voice.
i’m not your little BABY anymore
This is a conversation you eventually have with your father
@@lindboknifeandtool Oh I haven't heard from him in years, idk where he even went but he's not allowed here anymore. What makes you say that?
I like to think it's a Jared Genesis reference
10:05 "The guy who voices mario lives in a pink house like an [ape scream]" Is such a bizarre thing to hold onto
The idea of a kid saying the voice actor for Mario lives in a pink house like a f*ggot is funny as hell
26:52 Holy shit, that actually scared me a little bit. Like, I even kind of felt it coming with the camera zoom and the voice, but still, damn
Lmao same
5:37 how coincidental that the music in this meme is from an anime Tomar was in
Jaxi I'm a hungry little Tomar
Give me an Ape so I could turn into my famous half ant , half ape , half Tomar form.
The "Hey guys, wanna see my slave?" moment is one of the best moments from Kingdom Hearts 2 and yet it never shows up in any of the official compilations for whatever reason.
The many tears I spilt from crying of laughter at that moment, I cant even begin to explain
22:17 is the best moment in all of Oneyplays
I love the way Zach goes “Oh, COREY!” Like he’s yelling at a dog
It’s so funny when Zach actually cares about the integrity of the show
i have no idea what he was saying originally
@@quemira1207 I assume it was a string of racial slurs considering they said Armenian just before it lol
@@quemira1207 90% sure the first one is “Armenian Cory, because I’m getting genocided”
I'll never forget how hard "In fact there are many similarities between man and leaf" made me laugh
Some leaves are also green like some people.
I think that was also the time when pig physics came out!
@@tomburrows4007 green and retired, some might say
@@hund7458Leaves especially retire when they fall off the tree.
@@hund7458Ooh, retiring. That is another one of many similarities between man and leaf.
1:54 This clip is absolutely fucking hysterical.
real
misogyny AND sanism?! DOUBLE EPIC BACON!!😂😂
@@originaluseername what misogyny??????
@@originaluseernamethe hell is this bait
0:00 makes me wonder if Cory is ALWAYS like this
Every video that Cory is in is just pure autism and hilarity so i truly believe he's like that all the time. Especially when he forces Chris to buy him sonic toys at McDonald's
Musky Armenian Corey
@@FelipeJaquez *m a c*
He got dipped in the Missouri water and was never the same.
Niall said that Cory is 100% genuine. So yeah
"That entrance looks a little....Familiar." is a top 10 OneyPlays moment
Can you elaborate for a dum dum like me?
@@TheLeakySausage Does the entrance remind you of any, camp, perhaps.
@@stellarr1 No.
@@TheLeakySausage nazi camp
@@TheLeakySausage I think you should really *concentrate* on it
30:00 made me laugh way harder than I should have
Ditto
just immediately turns to shit the moment Chris lets out a small beavis accent
Me and my girlfriend quote it to each other constantly
Just an innocuous "That-a-way!" from our little Zachy-boo.
I was about to rewatch the entire witch hunt series just to try and find this clip 30:10
I've been there
“Somebody in an insane asylum would say that”
Yayayayayayaya
Hehehehe BOIOINGOING
35:33
This might be one of my new favorite Oneyplays moments up there with Motifa causes 9/11.
I'm still so curious if Tomar really intended to that or not because he brushed it off so quickly haha
Tomar truly is a man of skill
-tomar- cory fucking cackling at a slowed down video of an orangutan in anticipation of what's about to happen and freaking out his friends is the best thing i've ever seen
@Jorge Bananas fuck. i wasn't sure but i assumed tomar. lost the gamble
That’s probably the hardest I’ve ever heard him laugh, he’s insane
Bookmarking my favorites for future reference:
0:47
5:59
12:45
16:43
I love how Chris calls Harry’s Fred drawing mean considering he made a cartoon back in the day of himself shooting Fred to death lmfao
“I miss Fred, he made good content.”
"You cant escape, i will grape you"
Corey has a real way with words.
8:29 classic Cory moment
23:03 Julian's laugh always makes me laugh.
"AGH HAUGH HA! HA HAAAAA!"
" A coin? At this hour? " is one that I regularly think about.
Update: My constant saying of " A coin? At this hour? " - near my girlfriend has resulted in both of us now any time we pay with cash and get a coin back saying it out of reflex then giggling like little kids.
26:39 I was waiting for Chris' cool alien impression to be in this video. I was not let down
How in the hell did he do that?
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@@DanCookMovieReviews he just has that ability it’s a genetic condition
Did anyone else got startled abit on that part, or am i just a chicken shit? 😂
@@DanCookMovieReviews I think he has a physical voice changer device with a bunch of unique effects on it. I forget which series he first started using it in.
13:50 I never payed attention to this but until now but Cory sounding like he's gonna kill himself while his friends act like retards in the background is killing me
It’s amazing
That whole super Mario world segment with Cory dying in the castle and the Simpsons roleplay was one of the funniest things ever.
“Agumon say… [Don-key Kong!]” is better than whatever slur they initially said. Especially followed by “…no…”
7:20 I’ve never seen this clip before, currently pissing myself laughing from it
What game is that?
its part of their DOS game specials iirc
IT's giving me a panic attack
He's coming he's coming he's coming DOWN!
The boys predicted no way home lol
They also predicted No Way Home
@@walrusArmageddon oh my sweet fruity God I got the name wrong 🤮
27:39 is the magnum opus of Oney plays
Not even a minute in and "Fear and Loathing in McDonald's" has me cackling like a funny little witch
Ree hee hee hoo
Cory you’re getting disciplined.
AUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH
“You can’t excape. I WILL ræp you.”
- The Word of Coryisms, Book 1
Me: *signs out immediately out of fear*
i love how much effort zach put into the family guy role play only to give up 2 words in
22:17 It's funny cuz we'll never know how fucked the lyrics are.
Lmao yeah it's so unfortunate. I assume it was something racially charged considering they said Armenian just before it lol
Its a rape joke if correct
Its Cory of course it is@@VionysusSmiles
@@RacingSnails64I assumed it had something to do with the Armenian genocide, or any number of other Eastern European atrocities
Zach's nonchalant call of "Do what God should have done" is top cheese
Tomar: I am digivolving into Wambo.
For those wondering: the clip at 7:20 is from the second DOS playthrough they did with Cory
"hey guys, Mario, thanks for seeing you next time"
Mario: Hi. Bye.
The one little skit that sticks in the recesses of my mind involves the overwhelmed Homer reacting to all of his friends gifting him Diet Squish
*MARGE WHERS DA DIE SQUIJSHY*
40:18
Zach saying "shut the fuck up" broke me in so many ways. I think I have a fourth penetrable hole now.
Sixth penetrable hole now*
Same.... on the Zach-made-me-laugh part. I watched the video, and I was laughing every time he said it.
what are the other three?????
How did you get a 3rd?
i love the replies forgetting that some people have female parts.
32:45 onwards is gold, I never knew about this moment.
Realized Zach said “cool experience” as an oversimplification on OneyPlays before it became a Smiling Friends joke in “Charlie Dies.”
6:40 I cant fucking take them talking about a sentient AI in fucking DB Kakarott and then Krillin stares right into the camera wtf
THEY DIDN'T LIE IT WAS THE TRUTH LOL
22:25 zach is like a parent just like come on Corey you can do better than that 😂
12:19 I can't stop laughing at that Homer scream.
I'm literally crying
We need AI generation to help us find what Zach’s family guy joke was going to be before he cringed out
“it says ‘beep’ behind him” never fails to make me cackle and clap my little feet together
7:12
“They’re all going home to widows… in a casket.”
Nice save.
Very accurate video documenting the Oneyplays moments that live in my head rent free. With this evidence, maybe they'll finally let me out of the psych ward.
The amount of these clips that are animated is also validating for how good they are as bits
I’ve seen more oneyplays compilations than I care to admit. This one had by far the most clips I also think about regularly. Thanks for compiling friend!
6:00 taking a HUGE sip of my drink only to hear “TOMAR SPIT AT IT” and almost doing so myself lmaooo
They predicted green goblin the mcu bro at 20:50
the only speaking car is dead :(
Green Goblin: Are you in or are you out, Spoderman?
Spoderman: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's not a particularly hard plot to guess. Hack writers have been using time portals for decades.
“They call me Cory” buttons 22:02 22:14 22:29
"Hawaiian Joe" and "Jumpboots Jamstrang" always get me for some reason.
I cant help but believe that brony guy is the reason why McDonalds now has a disclaimer in their happy meal adverts saying you can’t request a specific toy 😂
These clips being from all over the oney timeline is incredible. Need more. Or I’ll starve
That entire Simpsons bit during Mario Maker almost killed me
Burns: I am going to kiss Smidders to smithereens!
Marge: mr Burns....
Burns: leave me alone, Blue-Brain lol, heh!
Hey guys. Mario. Thanks for seeing you next time.
Woah this syncs up perfectly with Dark Side of the Moon
30:12 "MREH BOIOIOIOIOING WAAAHA" on repeat in my head
10:28 ; the first time I saw this I was DYING of laughter, and it still makes me crack up each time.
That’s a better cold open than any piece of media could ever possibly hope to have
6:03 i love how adam is enchanted by this duck, ignoring tomar spitting on it
The fact that they know they are original TH-camr animators and just spend the dystopian future playing video games makes me feel happy that there is some kind of retirement of the people that made good memories.
Fear and Loathing in McDonalds is so amazing
14:26
The Chief Wiggum bit kills me.
One of my fav moments was from mystical ninja complete series at exactly 20minutes in, voicing as Eustes from courage “Stupid dog your makin me gay!”
That whole Simpsons bit made me cry laughing in my office
Diddler: Diddle me this, Bartman, hey-diddly-diddly.
Fear and loathing in mcdonalds put me on the floor the first time I heard it
Gemerald
As someone who falls asleep to oneyplays, I thank you for this video.
4:45 and 10:30 run through my mind 24/7 😂😂😂
I can’t believe Zach predicted Willem Dafoe coming back as Green Goblin
Really? It's a fairly obvious thing.
Ones that i think of a lot is "9/11 2: Escape to Africa" from Sonic Adventure
And Bill Cosby being really angry at Fat Albert from Blue Stinger
And when they were trying to do the translator roleplay and Corey couldn't figure out what he was supposed to do over and over again which i think might've been Sonic Heroes
i use oneyplays as background audio, and ive probably listened to every complete series at least twice
Same. I sometimes put Oneyplays on while doing something.
I listened to Silent Hill 4 Oneyplays at least 10 times.
Those are rookie numbers you gotta pump up those numbers
Check out cum town
That intro they did for PANIC! is stuck in my head so hard that every time I watch a different OneyStays video I keep expecting the TV to puke brown sludge.
Thank you for coming to my confessional TEDxTalk