Amy Schumer Is The Absolute Worst

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  • @SpeakingforFunny
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    • @reyvilla8501
      @reyvilla8501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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    • @Fazio315J
      @Fazio315J 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please make a video and do a deep dive on comedian Dan Nainan. You will not be disappointed. I am sure it will be one of your best videos. This man is a literal sociopath and threatens other comedians and also lies his way onto their sets to open for them. It is bananas! Please look into him.

    • @Fazio315J
      @Fazio315J 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also there are a ton of comedians that talk about Dan Nainan but they refuse to use his name because they don't want him to get any more views or any more popular but everyone knows who these comedians are talking about

    • @Fazio315J
      @Fazio315J 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least look into it. Dan Nainan is absolutely insane. You might have to make a 2 part video he's so crazy

    • @SupremeModes
      @SupremeModes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s like you channeled all my thoughts before I could think em and say em. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @Godzilla00X
    @Godzilla00X 2 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    Never forget she stole jokes from Patrice

    • @donkeyshow7235
      @donkeyshow7235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Never forget she forced a cabbie to finger pop her

    • @jonb2756
      @jonb2756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      It's not like he needs them anymore.

    • @balancedlif3308
      @balancedlif3308 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jonb2756you're a disrespectful expletive.

    • @Oakshield2
      @Oakshield2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      She stole from everyone

    • @gaysatan4565
      @gaysatan4565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      She’s stollen from many people. She’s a “comedian” except she doesn’t have the jokes OR the delivery 🙄🙄

  • @butlerbees6639
    @butlerbees6639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    One of the funniest jokes Norm Macdonald ever told; “I think that Amy Schumer is the funniest person on the planet.”

    • @theguyonutube6928
      @theguyonutube6928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Norms joke will b studied years from now!

    • @kdworak4754
      @kdworak4754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Norm is the best ever. Imo.

    • @chonconnor6144
      @chonconnor6144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      "Not funniest woman mind you, funniest person." Norm could make any statement funny, even just by literally saying it straight.

    • @chonconnor6144
      @chonconnor6144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@theguyonutube6928 its one of those meta jokes.

    • @scottiepaterson192
      @scottiepaterson192 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      "Who's funnier than Amy Schumer? Other than a bunch of dudes"

  • @Doomsense
    @Doomsense 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Amy broke into the "boys club" like CM Punk broke into MMA

  • @gravyleggs5515
    @gravyleggs5515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Jim Norton was such a shill for her, too. Pathetically so.

    • @chillingguy8386
      @chillingguy8386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Ya I’m Norton fan and that was so lame

    • @Andrew-ly6yf
      @Andrew-ly6yf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He is the male version of her with the "shocking" sexual material

    • @johnran6015
      @johnran6015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@chillingguy8386 Does Norton actually have fans?

    • @chillingguy8386
      @chillingguy8386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@johnran6015 ya he does ,Jim is one of the funniest if not the funniest comic off the cuff,btw I’m not talking about his stand up his stand up is good not great

    • @ChaddeusThaddeus
      @ChaddeusThaddeus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@chillingguy8386 his specials are definitely hit and miss but ive seen him live a few times and I can't say ive ever regretted buying those tickets

  • @3377ftw
    @3377ftw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Amy did the most progressive thing you can do. Steal jokes from a black man!

    • @burningmisery
      @burningmisery 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      You're funnier than she'll ever be.

    • @joelwilkerson5419
      @joelwilkerson5419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So shes the female comedian elvis?🤣

    • @SeptemberChild1835
      @SeptemberChild1835 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never proven.

    • @jeffreybernstein3628
      @jeffreybernstein3628 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      who stole his jokes for the internet or the street. almost all his material were street jokes he just repeated on stage.

    • @Ishbikes
      @Ishbikes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeffreybernstein3628 lies, he was coming up with jokes off the cuff ALOT. You need to be witty and quick to rebuttal as fast as Patrice. Bill Burr even had trouble with that..Amy doesn’t have ANYTHING going for her..besides being an oversized white woman no one wants to sleep with. She has STOLEN jokes from EVERYONE..but she doesn’t have the delivery, or the timing..

  • @becksimilian2955
    @becksimilian2955 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Amy's so mediocre it hurts... as a woman that loves comedy, I cannot roll my eyes enough when she comes across my screen

    • @joelwilkerson5419
      @joelwilkerson5419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is the most honest thing ive seen on here in a long time 😂

    • @amit_patel654
      @amit_patel654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Her Netflix special was the reason why they removed the thumbs down rating system. That says a lot.

    • @mikerage1011
      @mikerage1011 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amen

    • @DeathLock420
      @DeathLock420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "as a woman that loves comedy" why was that part necessary?

    • @lukescovell8294
      @lukescovell8294 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Worst than mediocre

  • @hey_its_travis
    @hey_its_travis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Amy, Brandon, and Carlos need to start a tour called The Thieves of Comedy.

    • @noyes.
      @noyes. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Brandon who

    • @ragebait988
      @ragebait988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@noyes. the president

    • @ke6533
      @ke6533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@noyes. I think they meant Brendan Schaub

    • @noyes.
      @noyes. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ke6533
      O ye

    • @noyes.
      @noyes. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ragebait988
      What

  • @destructocid
    @destructocid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    “The boys club”
    Let’s never forget that she got famous telling jokes Anthony jeselnick wrote for her.

    • @insertnamehere5809
      @insertnamehere5809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And stealing jokes from dead black guys like Patrice O'Neal.

    • @Ishbikes
      @Ishbikes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn, so she’s never told a joke that was hers? Wow

    • @jerrysanchez7039
      @jerrysanchez7039 ปีที่แล้ว

      He sucks too that jizzleneck guy

    • @EverydayWithBobby
      @EverydayWithBobby ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@IshbikesI mean..if she did, probably wasn’t funny.

  • @markofisaiah1449
    @markofisaiah1449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    A comedian becoming the authority on what’s not funny is blowing my mind lol

    • @hurtfeelings9217
      @hurtfeelings9217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that was her agenda the entire time. say the most racist and disturbing stuff to piss people off and get rules in place in comedy. looks like she succeeding in doing so. thats why no one likes her and people have been trying to cancel her but its virtually impossible because she a jew in hollywood who comes from a powerful family. she wouldn't of existed on television otherwise.

    • @revalution1965
      @revalution1965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hurtfeelings9217 I fully believe that tbh who’s she related to I wanna go down this rabbit hole now

    • @hurtfeelings9217
      @hurtfeelings9217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@revalution1965 she protested gun reform with her cousin Chuck Schumer who is a well known US Senator. If you look it up youll be able to tell what family she comes from.

    • @borrisg4972
      @borrisg4972 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "that was her agenda the entire time. say the most racist and disturbing stuff to piss people off and get rules in place in comedy."
      Then you mention Chuck Schumer and gun law reform.
      When people find out a mass shooting was a false flag for government gun grabs, they tend to be outraged. Especially when they start to see connections between the crisis actors, government figures, hellywood figures, and past incidents that also turned out to be false flags.
      Amy, Silverman, Lamponeli, etc.--
      These are all crisis actors using "obscenities" as an attack on "public decency" so big daddy government can swoop in and save us from ourselves by taking away our rights freedoms and personal safety.
      Now that I say this, I really can't see any difference between the point of their "comedy career" and the point of a false flag mass shooter.
      Someone else props them up and protects them while they "attack" (which may or may not include actual casualities and not just crisis actors) our way of life. So the government takes away our rights in the name of public safety.
      For comedy, it's censorship and loss of freedom of speech. For shootings, it's gun grabs and guns only being in the hands of criminals and celebrity bodyguards.
      Both situations don't apply to hellywood types.

    • @thediaz07
      @thediaz07 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hurtfeelings9217 VERY TRUE.

  • @J43rv1
    @J43rv1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Why would anybody watch Schumer ruin the Oscars when they could be watching Rich Vos destroy the Laugh Inn Comedy Cafe Fort Myers, FL?

    • @paulieswalnut
      @paulieswalnut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ''....here'sh da thing...''

    • @trailsdetails4061
      @trailsdetails4061 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lewy Beensch!

    • @ericanulph1980
      @ericanulph1980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      saw rich vos years ago in Tampa. He was killing. Bonnie also

    • @MalcomJuliaMorgan
      @MalcomJuliaMorgan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      isn't that the comedy club where a group of college kids committed suicide in the audience at a judy gold show?

    • @chriskyle9713
      @chriskyle9713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fort Tom Myers, a comedian.

  • @engurland
    @engurland 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Have you noticed when other comedians praise her, it's never convincing?

    • @chrissantos5580
      @chrissantos5580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's a tough one man

    • @dikasmusha6194
      @dikasmusha6194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the ramifications for saying anything negative are unknown and probably extremely damaging to their careers. hope I'm wrong and comedy can catch a break from people like Schumer.

    • @chrissantos5580
      @chrissantos5580 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dikasmusha6194 that's bullshit the comics with lasting careers stay true to there fans look at norton he lost a lot of fans is his career bigger then it was nope

    • @dikasmusha6194
      @dikasmusha6194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chrissantos5580 not talking about losing fans, talking about getting blacklisted

  • @BatCaveOz
    @BatCaveOz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I remember when a doctor told me I had stage 3 renal cancer and a 3 year mortality rate of 50%.
    It was funnier than Amy Schumer's special.

    • @AfricaGeo
      @AfricaGeo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uffff respect the humor on that one ☝️

    • @GreenEnvy.
      @GreenEnvy. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did you survive?

    • @v1v1dpoker
      @v1v1dpoker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@GreenEnvy. He was told Amy Schumer videos would be stuck on repeat 🔁 if he died & went to hell 🧟‍♂️ so he exhumed himself & rose from the dead immediately

    • @brendancronin3796
      @brendancronin3796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GreenEnvy. good question

    • @SeptemberChild1835
      @SeptemberChild1835 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ridiculous overstatent.

  • @jace2802
    @jace2802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Norm McDonald: Who's funnier than Amy Schumer?
    Radio host: Nobody.
    Norm: Right, except dudes.
    😅

  • @shanemcdaniel9809
    @shanemcdaniel9809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I only came for the Jerry Seinfeld impression. I was not disappointed.

    • @T..C..M
      @T..C..M 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just listen to Anthony's impression, it teaches you the cadence and how to fade out every sentence.

    • @-Trauma.
      @-Trauma. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He couldn't even hug someone on a red carpet, in front of cameras, in front of the internet, without thinking they were a disgusting pig.

    • @jcee6886
      @jcee6886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@-Trauma. what is the deal with hugging people!? (Use jerry's voice, add synth bass).

    • @Gobbersmack
      @Gobbersmack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wouldn’t hug Kesha, she looks like she smells like pee

    • @-Trauma.
      @-Trauma. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Gobbersmack I mean it's better than smelling a stinky vagina...

  • @mdfind
    @mdfind 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Amy looks like honey boo boo's mom.

  • @NJ-os3rn
    @NJ-os3rn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    When Amy was a 6th grader she told her teacher and class that she wanted to be a comedian. They all just laughed at her.
    Nobody’s laughing now.

    • @reyvilla8501
      @reyvilla8501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol. Maybe her nutritionist.

    • @sgshumblecrumb6046
      @sgshumblecrumb6046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      False. She's never made anyone laugh in her life.

    • @intr0vertig0
      @intr0vertig0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was genuinely hoping not to see this comment for the quadrillionth time. I literally have a screenshot of this joke when I first saw it in 2014

    • @jonb2756
      @jonb2756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@intr0vertig0 it's from the Joker movie, how do you have it screenshot from 2014?

    • @intr0vertig0
      @intr0vertig0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jonb2756 The joke existed long before that movie.

  • @houtexflex
    @houtexflex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Next thing you know she’ll be telling stories about the rough times when she had 2 whoppers on her chest depressed

  • @jonface93
    @jonface93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    My review:
    10/10
    I especially like the trick of leaving the rightermost column unpopulated and reserving it for the long block. Good use of the space.

  • @ME143-c1d
    @ME143-c1d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The 12 Angry Men skit was written by Kurt Metzger (Not that 1). Kurt & Nic Dipalo were writers on her show, almost all the writers were men.

    • @KFURR
      @KFURR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kyle Dunnigan as well

    • @B1055BH
      @B1055BH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You mean Kurp? Yo!

  • @SmokingGun4570
    @SmokingGun4570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Big media companies might have been able to AstroTurf Amy into being a superstar, but they couldn’t AstroTurf any respect for her

  • @treasurethetime2463
    @treasurethetime2463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Amy Schumer is why I understand Greg Geraldo deciding to pack it up.
    As Patrice said, "there is no justice, no karma.".

    • @jcee6886
      @jcee6886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was just thinking about Geraldo as I watched this, when he roasted that successful hack The cable guy. He yelled out in frustration " why are you so POPULAR!!!!!!??????".
      A similar question needs to be asked of Amy, why do you keep getting WORK!!!!!!!?????????

  • @iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053
    @iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The only thing I have in common with Tom Brady is that we both played football in high school. I scored 4 touchdowns in one game for Polk High.

    • @Cray2TheZ
      @Cray2TheZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wooooaaahhhhh, BUNDYYYYY!!!

  • @Cigar_viking13
    @Cigar_viking13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I find it funny that Chris Rock didnt say she was as funny as any comic. Sure, comics are people, but being funnier than Joe who washes her car is such an unimpressive thing to say.

    • @jeffreycoy
      @jeffreycoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I find it funnier he directed this hack white woman's shit special. He only has 7 director credits on IMDb and one of them is Schumer.

    • @idklol.4434
      @idklol.4434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I didn’t catch that lool that’s really funny actually he’s like she’s funnier than joe blow but any open mic comedian in the world is funnier than her.

    • @andybyrd4107
      @andybyrd4107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Whats funniest about it is he didn't say that she was funnier than any random person, he said she was as funny as any random person. His exact words we're "she's as funny as any other person on the planet". That's a harsh burn for a comic, who are meant to be funnier than regular people, not as funny as them.

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's like saying "S/he can play guitar as well as an armless person."
      Like, oh? I bet even some people with no arms have found ways to shred. But she, in the context of this analogy, will not be able to play the main riff of Smoke On The Water with even 2 weeks to practice.

  • @QuantumRizzX
    @QuantumRizzX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I saw amy in 2015 on a date. It felt basically like a giant man haters show with amy sloppily drunk walking around stage talking about how great it was to be rich and famous. I did discover mark Normand that night so it wasn’t a total bust

    • @hugh-jasole
      @hugh-jasole 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm curious did the dopey audience actually laugh and get Mark's jokes? i remember him on podcasts years and years ago talking about being Amy's opener

    • @QuantumRizzX
      @QuantumRizzX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hugh-jasole not sure to be honest. It was a weird setup, Amy used her brothers jam band to set the mood for an hour before the show started. I bought tickets late and we were near the top of Milwaukee bucks stadium, but I heard Mark getting his laughs. most of his jokes will work anywhere and he’s relatively attractive so the women there were enjoying him. He didn’t have any “my pussy smells like a dead animal” bits but he still crushed enough to save the shitty show

    • @user-vt3vo1yd3v
      @user-vt3vo1yd3v ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hugh-jasole Normand has said the worst he ever bombed was opening for Amy schumer infront of 20,000 people. He said he got zero laughs and he could hear people asking “what’s up with this guy.” Shane gillis responded with “her fans didn’t get you? They were probably like “omg this guy isn’t a slut i came here to talk about being a slut””

    • @EverydayWithBobby
      @EverydayWithBobby ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao I thought you meant you saw her on a date with someone 😆 you worded that weird af lol
      But yeah I imagine everything she’s done was geared toward getting her in the position she’s in now smh

  • @65GasBoy
    @65GasBoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I remember when the joke stealing thing was peaking for her, and Jimmy Norton had her on one of his advice shows, and literally gave her the whole show, to "tell her side of the story" ...thats when I knew she was a joke thief.

    • @sweatbruh2513
      @sweatbruh2513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Jim Norton is a joke thief too so makes sense 😅

    • @jsp7218
      @jsp7218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I lost all respect for Norton when he didn't press her especially after stealing Patrice's street jokes after opening for him

    • @ragnakak
      @ragnakak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sweatbruh2513 He’s more like a personality thief

    • @theTone559
      @theTone559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Norton stole Bob Kelly's whole persona

    • @SeptemberChild1835
      @SeptemberChild1835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Never proven.

  • @fraymond3
    @fraymond3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    LEAVE Nick DiPaolo ALONE!

  • @krayzeejojo
    @krayzeejojo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I’m almost convinced she’s got a semi-conscious starving frog chained to a typewriter in her basement writing her material for her.

    • @stevenbard8026
      @stevenbard8026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Manatees like the writers for family guy.

    • @SeptemberChild1835
      @SeptemberChild1835 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nonsensical. Try harder.

    • @youtubesgay
      @youtubesgay 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Free Pepe!

  • @RhoTheArtist
    @RhoTheArtist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    That Jerry Seinfeld impression was spot on

  • @jdiddy8395
    @jdiddy8395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    the funniest thing amy schumer has ever done is name her son “gene attell” without realizing, i had to pause the video and look that up to make sure it’s true and goddamn… that’s fucking hilarious she should close with that.
    and her husband has aspergers … oh my god. why are her life choices funnier than her material?

    • @MCally33434
      @MCally33434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because her mere existence is the greatest joke she's ever told.

  • @Spacetesla
    @Spacetesla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    The apathetic, indifferent delivery just keeps getting better with each new video. I simply love it

    • @Mixed-Media-Arts
      @Mixed-Media-Arts 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I made it almost two minutes into this video. Look I'm not an Amy Shumer fan, but I'm also not a fan of this channel, which is ridiculous (full of ridicule). With the relentless negativity, supreme judgement, over the top bashing, and its elitist attitude, I dont understand how the channel has any followers. It's easy to bash everyone, so try to lift others up at some point.

  • @dvand3218
    @dvand3218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    If Louis CK hosted the Oscars, people would actually watch the Oscars. Most likely in record #s

    • @kyledodson2992
      @kyledodson2992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I got rid of cable, but if he hosted anything I could stream I’d watch it maybe even spend a few bucks. Always give that man the 5 or 10 bucks for his specials

    • @hugonongbri8100
      @hugonongbri8100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fr tho

    • @gaysatan4565
      @gaysatan4565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Question: what happened to him? I loved his show but no clue why he was cancelled

    • @steamedyam
      @steamedyam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gaysatan4565 he won a Grammy for best comedy album last week or whatever

    • @gaysatan4565
      @gaysatan4565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@steamedyam i mean, why was he getting canceled/still getting hate?

  • @mulehop17
    @mulehop17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I can hear the absolute disdain you have for the hypocrisy and fakery in your lovely descriptions of these hacks. Probably why you loved Patrice as I did. I really think he'd be quite proud of the work you're doing here.

  • @bboyyoung10
    @bboyyoung10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Fun fact: Will Smith found out that Amy and Chris Rock talk constantly 3 hours before the Oscars and could not bottle his rage anymore

  • @OandAOnThisDay
    @OandAOnThisDay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    gotta say, saturday morning drops are actually great.

    • @jagatheeldest5786
      @jagatheeldest5786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If he could put out one a week, Saturday morning drops, that would be sweet.

    • @streamer_services
      @streamer_services 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Especially when they drop when you're on the shitter with your own drop

  • @antonio.derosas
    @antonio.derosas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I was proudly blocked by Schumer on Twitter in 2016 simply by posting a side by side photographic comparison of her holding a koala in Australia, and Heidi Klum in the exact same pose! You could barely tell who was who🙃🇦🇺🐨

    • @timgreenglass
      @timgreenglass 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      how many ways are there to hold a koala...

    • @intr0vertig0
      @intr0vertig0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You hold them by the throat. Useless animals. We don’t even taxidermy them

  • @longtermgains8253
    @longtermgains8253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    If there's anything that the Harvey Weinstein story taught us was that he used to Lobby for his "cooperative" actresses to get Oscars and other awards. So this means winning is all about who you know and NOT talent. I stopped watching award shows because of this. Thank you Harvey!

    • @borrisg4972
      @borrisg4972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's the entertainment industry, period. Movies, TV, Music. It's never about talents or looks. It's only about who you meet or who "discovers" you. It's ONLY about having the most influential connections.
      EVERYONE in music is pure unadultered shit, yet they were given contracts and inserted into their place on the record charts. Same thing with any actor.
      EVERYONE in entertainment is talentless shit PLACED IN THEIR POSITION FOR SPECIFIC REASONS because hellywood has their agendas to push, propaganda to push out, false reality people need to believe by any and every means.

    • @TARSoda
      @TARSoda ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not who you know, but who you blow

    • @wylierichardson-tu6zs
      @wylierichardson-tu6zs 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@borrisg4972It's not clear if you are being sarcastic here, or not. If you aren't, then you are ignoring the overall history of the arts. Even when art is packaged and sold, it has to resonate with the buyers - I.e. the public at large. They are the ultimate arbiters of taste.

  • @Jokerasmaw
    @Jokerasmaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Seinfeld dated a 17 year old very publicly so whatever Amy has on him has to be worse than that!

  • @norasarah4075
    @norasarah4075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “You didn’t know it was racist to say black people can’t swim? What did you think it was? Accurate???” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @R0YDEME0
    @R0YDEME0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    She's one of those celebrities you start out kind of liking but eventually slowly grow to absolutely despise...

    • @MJAce85
      @MJAce85 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I saw her years ago in AC she was on a show with actual comedians, she wasnt known, and was kind of funny. I don't say that about female comedians. And believe it or not she was pretty good looking too, now though, she lost both her funny and her looks.

  • @timc4765
    @timc4765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Great Job ERock. I don't comment much but I've been watching since you had less than 100 subs. You're channel has grown so fast

    • @jadong8989
      @jadong8989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Coke floats in his cup.

    • @timc4765
      @timc4765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jadong8989 tsss yea like a root beer float or sumptin

    • @godlesspeacesign8852
      @godlesspeacesign8852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is this actually e rock?

    • @cracksuperman
      @cracksuperman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@godlesspeacesign8852 No it definitely isn't. Voices aren't the same at all, I've listened to plenty of O&A to know the difference.

    • @godlesspeacesign8852
      @godlesspeacesign8852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cracksuperman i didnt think so

  • @B1055BH
    @B1055BH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Hahaha wow. I literally clicked off of The Quarterings video to watch this. Nice mind reading. Also Nick D is hilarious but his show is basically just politics now. I may agree with a lot of it, but I do wish he had some just regular comedy. Still funnier than Skete Davidson.

    • @GuadalupeGonzalez-dl2xo
      @GuadalupeGonzalez-dl2xo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dude he was brutally hilarious every time he was on o and a! I miss that nick

  • @derekgleeson1353
    @derekgleeson1353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    How predictable was it that they chose her for the Oscars?

  • @BadAtTeaDude
    @BadAtTeaDude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Amy is giving Bob Kelly a run for the number of fats they're on.

  • @Euph0rical
    @Euph0rical 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This explains soooo much: “She tries to see whatever mud is slung her way through the prism of a compliment. "It's like, who gets the most hate? LeBron James? Tom Brady? It’s people at the top of their game.”… yup self diagnosed as the female Dave Chappelle because - everyone hates her I guess?

  • @donniecatalano
    @donniecatalano ปีที่แล้ว +5

    She always looks so bitter, even when she smiles, you can tell she's being bitter deep inside

  • @woodstock6792
    @woodstock6792 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A comedian naming her kid genitals and not realizing says alot.

  • @mmrw
    @mmrw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I 100% think that dudes who say “women aren’t funny” have only seen Amy Schumer and no other female comedians

    • @ChristinaFromYoutube
      @ChristinaFromYoutube ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which female comedian?
      The jokes can't be about sex or i won't find them funny.
      Every female comedian ive ever seen has an act that goes like "i am unhygienic and have casual sex a lot. Im basically male!"

    • @mmrw
      @mmrw ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ChristinaFromTH-cam well then I do not think you’ve seen very many female comedians or made any effort to actually seek them out

  • @SmoteMyRuin
    @SmoteMyRuin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The proverbial cow without the pesky proverbial

  • @ThomasRoiloup
    @ThomasRoiloup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Quartering's definitely bad, but the people he feuds with are the exact same as him too, most likely because they're just manufacturing drama between each other to boost their numbers.

  • @brentgreen9297
    @brentgreen9297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You are correct sir. I'm a rage addict. Thank you for understanding me better than I do.

  • @daleravic
    @daleravic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    She had a hit movie thought she was an A list actor. Next movie was a bomb and she can't deal with it.

    • @frankievillarreal5298
      @frankievillarreal5298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She had a hit movie? Last time I checked they all sucked.

    • @wylierichardson-tu6zs
      @wylierichardson-tu6zs 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@frankievillarreal5298 "Trainwreck" actually earned Amy a Golden Globe nod for Best Actress in a comedy. The movie itself didn't fare too badly at the box office. I don't think she has ever called herself ' an A-list actor', tho.

  • @Bernacide
    @Bernacide 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your yelly Seinfeld impression made me actually LOL! The pic on the screen made it even better! 😄

  • @philipbaker4462
    @philipbaker4462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thought this was a is a Honey Boo Boo vid… stayed for Tetris.

  • @jeffbennett6218
    @jeffbennett6218 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When you put lipstick on a pig - it’s still a pig.

  • @jacobmartinez1593
    @jacobmartinez1593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Club Soda Kenny!?!?!? 6:50

  • @Alexander-xk2nb
    @Alexander-xk2nb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The egotism of describing urself as an "ally" is Crazy 💀

  • @jcmoney11111
    @jcmoney11111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's a damn shame that CK will never be "wOrThY" for anything other than his own website for being who everyone thought he was. Maybe it's because he won't be a parrot for "them" . If only he would be a parrot, then "they" would like him and true fans of comedy would not.

    • @dikasmusha6194
      @dikasmusha6194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he was a parrot for "them" in his last special when he talked about how much he loved the idea of gender bending lol

    • @jcmoney11111
      @jcmoney11111 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dikasmusha6194 ughhh, I need to watch. Hopefully he played with it somewhat and had some Machiavellian criticisms in there. The parkland shooter/David Hogg bit that he scrapped due to outrage was anti narritive as they came. He needs to quit apologizing and start dodging lazerbeams like Chapelle. Give a little bit of self deprecation and then shit all over the narrative.

  • @T3t4nu5
    @T3t4nu5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    A lot of them really can't swim, though

    • @ssjwarrior100
      @ssjwarrior100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I cant :(

    • @godlesspeacesign8852
      @godlesspeacesign8852 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can.

    • @dikasmusha6194
      @dikasmusha6194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it's genetic, due to bone density. fairly well-documented too.

    • @KR811
      @KR811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dikasmusha6194 it’s from the lack opportunity of extracurricular activity in urban areas. You can keep your non-peer reviewed skull measuring studies to your self.

    • @dikasmusha6194
      @dikasmusha6194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KR811 bone density is genetic. Africans and African-Americans are a separate race from all others. because of genetics. this is not worth debating, you are simply an idiot.

  • @JEB858
    @JEB858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    thanks, been looking forward to this.

  • @UpdoggWhattt
    @UpdoggWhattt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Apparently, she wanted to bring Zelenskyy on the show, but it got denied by the producers.
    It’s unfortunate because I have little doubt she would’ve somehow made it an utter fiasco and totally inexcusable “joke” that would’ve finally put the nail in her coffin.

    • @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
      @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zelensky? The Ukrainian president?

    • @UpdoggWhattt
      @UpdoggWhattt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 Yes.

    • @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
      @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@UpdoggWhattt don’t know anything about Zelensky’s comedy work, but I’m 99% sure that he’s at the very least funnier than Amy Schumer.

    • @user-martinpd
      @user-martinpd 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I like, "It's because of we Jews Red bull islam has wings."

  • @TriteNight1218
    @TriteNight1218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The “power imbalance” argument is ridiculous. If women are incapable of giving consent if there is a power imbalance, then nearly all sexual encounters between a man & woman would be considered sexual assault because the man is almost always bigger or stronger than the woman. It’s only when someone leverages their power or implies that they will that it becomes a problem. I can’t believe Louis ever apologized under the conditions that the mob demanded. He screwed himself

    • @Sunloxx
      @Sunloxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Louis ck has always been one of my favs and I thought him getting backlash was ridiculous till I read the different incidents. If a woman is working for a show and the producer of the show keeps asking her to watch him touch himself while at work. That's definitely a power imbalance.

    • @TriteNight1218
      @TriteNight1218 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Sunloxx There's always a power imbalance in any sexual encounter, and it's almost always in favor of the man, not only because men are bigger and stronger than women but also because women are typically attracted to men who have as much or more status than they do. The problem comes when men leverage that power imbalance to take advantage of women sexually.
      From my understanding, Louis did not leverage any power imbalance over the women. When they said no, he backed off. There's a good argument that Louis should've been fired depending on the workplace rules, but it doesn't make sense that the story blew up like it did which led to him essentially losing his career for the most part.

  • @Onemore59
    @Onemore59 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seinfeld said she was the next Lenny Bruce. That guy says stuff all the time. He's got that Seinfeld money.

  • @anthonymusto3537
    @anthonymusto3537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love how she took a pause from parenting her infant child!

  • @walkermorgan1710
    @walkermorgan1710 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh my god that quote from Chris rock made me cringe. Ppl
    Will look back on this era and be embarrassed on what they said and all the pageantry of being woke.

  • @cracksuperman
    @cracksuperman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Great video man, Schumer really stinks and I've thought it all along. Had Ex girlfriends who used to love her and I'd just say "yuck". Thank you for touching on her shitness.

    • @timc4765
      @timc4765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "had ex girlfriends" sure....

    • @cracksuperman
      @cracksuperman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@timc4765 Okayy you caught me...

    • @timc4765
      @timc4765 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cracksuperman are you married?

    • @cracksuperman
      @cracksuperman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@timc4765 I am now.

    • @HQLondon23
      @HQLondon23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's not just her comedy that stinks, she will tell you many many times what else stinks if you're unlucky to have ever watched her

  • @Pete_Finch
    @Pete_Finch ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Like every other ginzo from Massachusetts" 😂 I honestly can't believe Jeselnik dated this woman

  • @accidentalpatient4152
    @accidentalpatient4152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Go for Burr next.

    • @jcee6886
      @jcee6886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Holy crap, that would make me very.... comfortable. 👍

    • @MCally33434
      @MCally33434 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes! Burr has been a complete shill for years now, and I think his wife had a little something to do with that.

    • @scottallan7931
      @scottallan7931 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MCally33434 shill how ?

    • @dikasmusha6194
      @dikasmusha6194 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      he didn't go after Chapelle or CK for watering down their comedy so he won't do Burr.

    • @accidentalpatient4152
      @accidentalpatient4152 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dikasmusha6194 neither has shilled like burr.

  • @MrDash03
    @MrDash03 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel sorry for her husband having to go down on that 🤢 🤮

  • @elevationblue
    @elevationblue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Best things... rage bait, stop watching the quartering... so glad to hear someone else say it.

  • @ChadKirk
    @ChadKirk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just don’t understand why she’s still popular. No one likes her except for 26-50 year old women that don’t watch standup. They go to one show or watch one special and forget about her.

  • @jcee6886
    @jcee6886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I came for the Amy bashing, I stayed for the Trump dancing .

  • @seannelson2303
    @seannelson2303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That three second Seinfeld impression was funnier than Amy's whole career.

  • @chrisbuehler6868
    @chrisbuehler6868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The only time anyone found her funny was when she had her comic boyfriends write her jokes for her

  • @jamesthomison4356
    @jamesthomison4356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I shouted why on a crowded subway when I saw Pete Davidson was getting a second biopic.

  • @RyanC__
    @RyanC__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Keep it up man your vids are the best

  • @mahtinown-eel
    @mahtinown-eel ปีที่แล้ว

    Love your channel! Where did you go? You were doing the Lords work with these

  • @marcatkinson4149
    @marcatkinson4149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's ok, nobody watches the Oscars anymore anyway.

  • @ke6533
    @ke6533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Those pics in the beginning remind me of Paula Poundstone in her "smart" blazer with the shoulder pads in them.

  • @allnightfright619
    @allnightfright619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So, is having having 3 women hosts an admission women are 3 times less funny than men?

  • @Cipher71
    @Cipher71 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The only double standard is that if a MAN were as unfunny as Schumer, then you'd have never heard of him.

  • @RoreyBefellows
    @RoreyBefellows 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Keeping the personality of the GREAT Patrice! At least in my eyes

  • @RoreyBefellows
    @RoreyBefellows 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love that I found this page Keep it Up buddy!

  • @brocktonma.1816
    @brocktonma.1816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Amy is the funniest person who ever lived. I hope she doesn’t choke on a ham sandwich.

    • @stevenbard8026
      @stevenbard8026 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That sounds like an Amy Schumer pussy joke

  • @jabbathepuff9096
    @jabbathepuff9096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What’s the outro song called

    • @alanmurray5963
      @alanmurray5963 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Out of Touch by Hall and Oates

  • @w4st3m
    @w4st3m 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Holy shit Amy schumer is starting to look like Stavros Halkias

  • @GlitchPoachers
    @GlitchPoachers 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yooo, just caught on to this channel while exploring the disaster that is Amy Schumer. Great stuff mate, keep it up! I'm definitely a fan already (but like, not a financially stable fan that can give you money... yet...)

  • @notjimmystewart
    @notjimmystewart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    She blocked me on Twitter because I asked her to accept herself

    • @screwgoogle4993
      @screwgoogle4993 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd block you for that too you doubletalking weirdo, trying to sound like Dr. Phil. Imagine saying some shit like that to someone and expecting anything other than "What? What are you talking about? What does that even mean?"

    • @and_the_first_last
      @and_the_first_last 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@screwgoogle4993 Sounds like you need to accept yourself

    • @notjimmystewart
      @notjimmystewart 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@screwgoogle4993 she’s really fat

    • @notjimmystewart
      @notjimmystewart 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chase me, bro

  • @GustavoPinho89
    @GustavoPinho89 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She looks like Cartman when his mom took him to the doctor to get vaccinated

  • @Randobando1
    @Randobando1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This guy brings out the curmudgeon in me. 😆 i love it

  • @alphabetsoup6837
    @alphabetsoup6837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Honestly, Wanda Sykes could’ve easily handled hosting on her own, and she fucking should’ve hosted on her own.

  • @Agent_Sparkle
    @Agent_Sparkle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That quartering dig sounds like some copium

    • @dikasmusha6194
      @dikasmusha6194 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      quartering is stupid but this guy would not be able to actually explain why, he'd just say he's a "clickbaiter" or something off the mark like that.

  • @No1ANTAGON1ST
    @No1ANTAGON1ST 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The, " can you walk me through this outfit???" line made me laugh

  • @paulheckathorne6892
    @paulheckathorne6892 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I get so excited when I see a new video dropped on SFF. Keep up the great work

  • @konkon7767
    @konkon7767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's amazing how a known and proven Joke Thief believes a Comedian shouldn't work.

  • @nimbus2099
    @nimbus2099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m just here for Tetris

  • @ednakrabapoly
    @ednakrabapoly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    been waiting for this one

  • @RhoTheArtist
    @RhoTheArtist 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "What did you think it was? ACCURATE?!" 😂😂

  • @RolandDeschain1
    @RolandDeschain1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Amy was fun and genuinely funny during her O&A appearances.
    But as soon as soon as Hollywood came sniffing around she changed completely.

    • @jackflash8567
      @jackflash8567 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      While she was funny back then there was a slight feeling that she was just going along with the crowd and because she had genuine comedic chutzpah she could pull it off. I think what she’s turned into is what she always was inside and her profile and the climate at large bent in her favour. Her feminist sketches on Inside Amy Schumer hint that this horseshit was always under the surface. The only bit of “change” I would cite is her “regretting” her racist material. I think as far as wrongheaded feminism goes I think it was always there.

  • @mellamoairplane5614
    @mellamoairplane5614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My favorite video you’ve put out so far