His audience demanding he tells "the machine" story as his closer every time he does stand up, says all I need to know about the type of audience that enjoys Bert's comedy....
Yeah.. I've seen Bert once because a couple friends had tickets and asked me to go. He was alright, I laughed, obviously he told the machine story. I think Bert is an in person kind of comic but he's not amazing or anything. Tom Segura though.. good lord he's amazing live.
@Head Piece I don't drink but that definitely plays a part in Bert's success. When you're in a comedy club you're gonna be more likely to laugh than watching something at home. Also Bert is decent at controlling the crowd. That being said.. I wouldn't go see him again, if you've heard the machine story once then you've seen every stand up routine he's done. He's not a good comic by any means, he was funnier than Rogan though imo. I don't understand how Rogan became a famous comic, he's just a genuinely unfunny person. I can't recall every laughing a single time at something he said on his podcast. Meanwhile Segura or Tim Dillon will have you crying laughing every time they're on. But yeah Bert kinda sucks at comedy.
Bert is the very reason we have terms like “overexposed”. I don’t know a single person who’s like “yeah man, I’m a *huge* Bert Kreisher fan” yet the dude has like 12 podcasts/shows and each one feels more desperate than the last.
I mean it's the only medium where he's at least mildly entertaining, then he's that mild loser friend you've got slowly circling the drain, which can be amusing. When he tries basically at all, he fails.
Bert always came across to me as the desperate kid in school , hence taking his top off and doing dumb embarrassing shit hoping the bullies give him a pat on the back.
But the bullies DID give him a pat on the back, because he's genuinely likeable and funny. I bet he didn't even have to drink his own pee or give himself a wedgie.
Bert’s the guy u know that comes up and asks u how ur doing, but before u can respond he’s already half way through a story about himself…and by the time u react to that story he’s already finished said good bye and is walking off
Like many other fields right now (such as science) comedy is undergoing a coordinated attack. Comedians have always had a very important role in this world, and ‘they’ are trying to end it. Simply knowing the truth doesn’t matter; anyone can do that, but convincing others of truth is where the real challenge is; especially if everything the masses know is a lie. But a good comedian is a master at wielding the truth. They can forever change the way you think; and make you laugh while doing it. They can breakdown reality in its rawest form; so raw that even a moderately brainwashed person will be unable to deny the truth being spoken When the world gets bent enough; you can kill truth. But you don’t kill truth by only lying; you kill truth by killing those who can wield it. To help ensure the new world order; comedy has to be controlled. Comedians have to be terrified to tell the truth. They need to self censor themselves and make sure they don’t offend anyone. The funny thing about truth is, it’s ALWAYS offensive. To not be offensive is to be a liar. A world where masters of truth are only allowed to tell lies, is hell The entire reason unfunny people are becoming comedy headliners is precisely because they aren’t comedians. They are just clowns who stand for nothing. Hollywood wants an army of Brendan Schuabs and Bert Kreishers; and there’s no amount of money they wouldn’t pay to make it a reality
@FilledWithAwesome Are you judging him off Furry Vengeance and a couple episodes of The Office? The better yardstick would be his stand-up and Tough Crowd
You know Bert stole the “machine” story. It never happened to him. A version of it happened to someone else and he decided to start telling the story as if it was him.
I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who think he's not funny, sometimes i think i'm going nuts when i don't find of these popular comedians to actually be funny
These spawn of Rogan all have 59 podcasts and are most of each other's guests. The fresh stories and conversations ran out years ago, I've no idea why Netflix joined this derailing train so late.
Actually from what I’ve heard, taking off the shirt isn’t a bit, every time he’s done Standup with it on he sweats the thing soaking wet, it’s function over form
@@runtherockies7 every comedian gets sweaty on stage. Even in shape dudes like Bill Burr, and John Mulaney. It's because that spotlight gets warm fast, and most comedians move around a lot during their act. Like I've done some stand up in that past and it gets hot up there, I'd be pouring sweat and I'm only like 140lbs. It's just a bit Burt is doing to stand out, he's openly admitted to it in multiple interviews. What I wanna know is why people get hyped to catch a fat alcoholic's smelly t-shirt.
Bert just has to maintain that level of drunk where he can remember most of his "Steamed Ham" stories without his imposter syndrome killing the momentum
I knew Bert was a bum well, long ago, but it became abundantly clear when he and Burr had Norton on their podcast and he was like guys let’s get some land or a cabin and just film it it’ll be wild and they just absolutely tore him up for it
I have no idea how genius like burr can even stomach being around a hack like Burt I don’t get it. Bill and Tom realistically shouldn’t even shake a stick at this guy let alone have multiple podcast with him. Him of all people? Like how? How has he been on a 10+ year tear crushing it and literally all his material is garbage and elementary. He acts like this kid I knew in middle school to the teeth it’s honestly eerie.
@@achildnamedhotchick1739 Burr has some very hack moments, and only very recently got into good Hollywood shit on the regular. He probably had to do whatever he could to promote.
i just dont understand how some people have so much confidence, maybe just lack of awareness, but dont they ever listen or read reviews of their stuff?
I’ve never heard of this show, but I didn’t realize Bert was married to the librarian from my elementary school. Good for Mrs. Nederschmidt. I guess she’d be about 85 now.
Bert’s boys with Rogan. That’s literally the only reason Bert Kreisher and Brendan Shaub are comedians. I know comedy, like art is subjective… but neither are funny to me. I can only really speak for myself, because they somehow have an audience.
Sorry. I don’t find Bert funny. I did say in my initial post, that I can only speak for myself. And thats exactly what I did. I’ve never heard of Bert until he was on Rogans podcast. After he was on Rogans podcast, he all the sudden came front and center in my Netflix feed with like 4 specials. Just sayin, he blew up after being on Rogan. The same way comedians blew up back in the day after being on Johnny Carson.
This actually put me in a bad mood. The shuck 'n jive is real. Patrice saw it coming and you can only imagine how disgusted he was that you have to "compete" with unmitigated SHITE like this to be recognized (while you're still alive).
@@russsnyder2026 its not funny how you take bill burr not having completely conservative view points for being fake woke somehow like you have all the fuckin answers😂😂
>multi millionaire that works really hard to maintain thay status >father of 2 with an amazing wife >best friend is one of the funniest human beings alive (Tom S.) >gets to party 24/7 its literally his job Yeah hes such an emerassment, really straying away from the american dream.
@@TheBeanPolee Tom segura is very far from one of the funniest people alive, he’s not even one of the funniest people in the comedy business. What do you know like 4 or 5 comedians?
@@TheBeanPolee lmao right dude like I don't think the guy is funny either and think this show is dumb but saying he's "everything wrong with society" is dramatic as fuck and ridiculous to say lmfso
Bert wanted this show to highlight that he has some substance beneath the fat drunk who takes his clothes off and has the comedy act of a 7th grader. However, Netflix stood by on set, threw a stack of money and a thong at him and said, "DANCE, MONKEY!", to which King Shill happily obliged. I actually watched this tripe, and Big Jay really does have a vibe of "what the hell am I doing here??".
Burt seems like a fun guy to party with and is probably a good family man irl. Never understood why people thought he was so funny though. He reminds me of a good natured friend who isn’t very smart and is just averagely funny but you still hang with him because hey why the fuck not he’s nice enough but like you’d never tell him he should be a comedian and you’ll know he’ll work at Amazon until he dies.
The RuneScape soundtrack made me appreciate this even more. I thought there was something I was missing as to why I never think Bert's funny despite enjoying many of his friend's work. I'm glad we're the sane ones, and I appreciate you watching this so I didn't have to.
Now he's making a movie based on "The Machine" story?!? God damnit, didn't he say how sick he is of telling that story over and over? Way to mature and evolve as a comedian. At this point, I can't even tell whether he's more of a dumb oaf or more of a tapdancing shill.
I have nothing bad to say about Adam Sandler I've loved his work since I was a kid and I'll continue to love it long into my adulthood. They don't take themselves seriously and are supposed to be him and his buddies acting silly and fucking around.
Oh come on. You didn't enjoy his famous 20 minute fake story of impressing Russian gangsters with his drinking? B-b-but he can drink a lot... and he's shirtless...
@@daveF1993 Nia's Husband reminds me of the edgy kid in an honors high school class trying to act like the "badass". It's all so contrived and insincere.
Most stand-up comedians have no business doing stand-up comedy but they can't quit cuz it's such a part of their identity that to walk away would amount to ego-death and mental breakdown. It would shatter their proverbial souls.
Without Tom, Bert would fade into obscurity. I don't even think it's joe at this point, Tom is his literal life raft. And if u notice, there are times Bert "jokes" about Tom's success, and u can tell he hates that Tom solos arenas.
honestly the image of bobby and bert naked in the room is so compelling mentally at the end i boil it down like why is two dudes being naked even funny at all? it's weird at most and at the very least gay
The one positive in all this is that Berts’ red, inflamed face is telling me there’s a massive coronary not too far on the horizon. There’s always a silver lining.
My parents watch and love him, their reactions and reason for loving him is usually " oh my gosh he's so outrageous, I can't believe he did or said that "
Bert did not deserve to recover from this. If I ever meet Turd, I’m gonna go up to him acting like I’m about to cry and say “my…my dad said you’re a real hero” 😂
Netflix is building a data harvesting and advertising empire. They will produce absolutely anything because they have to continue spending money to grow the platform. The film and content doesn't actually matter. All that matters is the demographics of people watching them are clearly defined and adspace is delivered to targeted leads. Just because there are no commercials doesn't mean there is no advertising. And Data is the real currency the future is being built on. Now you understand why this show exists, why Netflix producers are given blank checks to do almost anything they want, and how something as ridiculously poorly developed at this can somehow bypass the whiteboard filter because the name recognition alone is enough to snag some useful user data.
This is the first episode of yours where I didn't catch any self deprivation from you. Its an improvement, your videos are better when your just confident about it.
Self-deprecation*, not deprivation. Self-deprivation means to deprive yourself of something. Here's how it's used in a sentence: "Bert will never be more than a fat drunk, as anything requiring self-deprivation of carbohydrates & alcohol is anathema to him." On the other hand, "self-deprecation" means to put yourself down. But it's often said as "self-deprecating humor" to describe someone who can make a joke at their own expense. Here's a sentence: "Brendan Schaub is extremely thin-skinned, as evidenced by the fact his two comedy specials contain zero self-deprecating humor."
I don't understand who the audience is. Things like the 3 Stooges where they just poke each others eyes were common when gasoline and paint contained lead, and everyone was walking around with lead poisoning. Who is laughing at Bert getting hurt or taking off his clothes? We need the EPA to test the water more often and make sure it doesn't contain heavy metals.
I agree and since they stated no one new what they were doing the awkward fake phone calls and convos are obviously from Netflix trying to make the show more relatable
Wtf do you mean by “for what it is” I’m not only surprised that you made it more then five minutes into one ep but you actually watched every single episode dude??💀
How the fuck is he even married? I'd be scared if i had someone like this in my life. The guy is the book definition of everything that are extremely unhealthy. Both physically and mentally.
Burnt Crystals is someone that you want to like, but just can't get there... 1.) He can't speak without using the word "literally". 2.) He interrupts people like it's an Olympic sport. 3.) He can't listen to anyone tell a story without hijacking it so he can top it with his own stories. 4.) He lets his shirtless-fat-guy gimmick do all the heavy lifting for his style of comedy. 5.) His laugh can be so loud & obnoxious that it takes away from whatever it is he's laughing at. Even his best friend Tommy Buns says "So I get to actually talk today?" when someone replaces Bert on their podcast "2 Bears 1 Cave"
Idek what’s sadder his dad having to pretend he has any respect at all for Brucey boy or the fact that Bruce has stooped so low for attention that he’s on berts shitty aimless show and had to watch Bert fake cry at him for being rich enough to wake up one morning and chop his dick off at age 58
Bert is the guy that told everyone that he's gonna be a comedian but no one wanted to be mean so they just went along with it cause there's no way he was gonna make it. But somehow he did. The same could be said for Bobby Lee.
Bobby is a thousand times more of a comedian than Bert is. Bobby actually went through the ringer and worked hard to get where he is. Bert just got lucky with the friends he got.
Never feel bad for talking shit about Bert under any circumstances (whether it's on the heels of the absolutely brilliant Porsalin Doc, or just any other day, it's always appreciated!) I'm a very angry person, and it's something I'm not proud of. I'd much rather not not be wasting any of my time watching these annoying people, but I can't help myself because I'm clearly mentally Ill. So many unfunny people in one small group... (some of them) pretending that they care about whatever the social issue of the day is... but it's the overexposure that's most puzzling. Maybe it's because I actually have self awareness, but please explain how anyone can do this pretty much every day?! My jaw hits the floor every time I see another podcast/random video, that's yet again showing Bert babbling about himself. It's just too much!!! Hasn't he run out of exaggera... big fat lies? Actually, forget about Bert (or any of the others) for just a second. HOW can anyone find this entertaining?! WHO are these people?! I know that sometimes it's hard to convey a serious message when it involves a shirtless, middle aged man who giggles like a 12 year old girl, but I promise you that I'm dead serious (and damn near the verge of a nervous breakdown). I've always known that the world was messed up, and even though I'm not too bright, I figured things were at least somewhat in control because most people are much smarter. But when I see the amount of people who enjoy things like this, read the comments they write, and worst of all, can't see through the complete and utter bullshit that these people are spewing... IT SCARES ME TO DEATH!!! These are B-C level entertainers, who aren't professionally trained in the art of deception, and they are fooling a sizable portion of the population without any effort! And seeing how most people don't question the C19/mask situation (or even want people to be able to make their own choice on it) I have to assume that these people are buying into pretty much whatever politicians are saying (and to be clear about what I said above, I just want either side to be able to make their own choice, nothing should be forced upon anyone). Ok, didn't mean for it to go that way, my point is a person's preference in entertainment can say a lot about them, and I think anyone who enjoys the likes of a Bert Kreisher, would have the mindset of MAYBE a 16 year old!
In episode 4 Ms. Patt was brining up race a lot and kept saying white girl/white boy. And then acted like it was Berts fault for bringing a white girl one to the set with her When she was the one talking about race. It was her fault. She also called Bert fat basically even when she is even bigger
I got free tickets to a bert live show and fell asleep about 30 mins in. Yes I was very tired, but that’s never happened to me at a comedy show. I woke up to the crowd singing the National anthem. It was wild.
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Bert is what boring people think interesting people are like
Nailed it
Spot on
"I did a thing with all these other things combined, and it was like, wooooow soo craaaazy!"
Lmao fire
Bert is what 12 year olds think interesting people are.
His audience demanding he tells "the machine" story as his closer every time he does stand up, says all I need to know about the type of audience that enjoys Bert's comedy....
Yeah.. I've seen Bert once because a couple friends had tickets and asked me to go. He was alright, I laughed, obviously he told the machine story. I think Bert is an in person kind of comic but he's not amazing or anything.
Tom Segura though.. good lord he's amazing live.
@@beeman4266 I hope to see Tommy live one day. He is incredibly talented
Tom is the only reason I can listen to the 2 bears podcast.
Good point.
@Head Piece I don't drink but that definitely plays a part in Bert's success. When you're in a comedy club you're gonna be more likely to laugh than watching something at home. Also Bert is decent at controlling the crowd.
That being said.. I wouldn't go see him again, if you've heard the machine story once then you've seen every stand up routine he's done. He's not a good comic by any means, he was funnier than Rogan though imo. I don't understand how Rogan became a famous comic, he's just a genuinely unfunny person. I can't recall every laughing a single time at something he said on his podcast. Meanwhile Segura or Tim Dillon will have you crying laughing every time they're on.
But yeah Bert kinda sucks at comedy.
The fact that Bert has had so many TV shows and now a movie proves how out of touch these executives are with the actual audience
Maybe you're not the audience?
@@oblivion2ugaming chill dude
@@williamwhite8355 I thought that was pretty chill
That’s exactly what Bert’s audience wants lol. We just hating cause we don’t like Bert to begin with
You think they keep making new shows with him if the weren't making money
Bert is the very reason we have terms like “overexposed”. I don’t know a single person who’s like “yeah man, I’m a *huge* Bert Kreisher fan” yet the dude has like 12 podcasts/shows and each one feels more desperate than the last.
Bruh forreal. How can you really even manage 3+ podcasts without hemorrhaging viewers
Yet he has LOADS OF THEM. Listen to anyone who was just on his tour he gets pops like a rockstar
Dude, you have no idea... i know several die hard fans its FUCKED
I mean it's the only medium where he's at least mildly entertaining, then he's that mild loser friend you've got slowly circling the drain, which can be amusing. When he tries basically at all, he fails.
I’m glad someone said it! You can throw Tom Segura’s wife on that list too. I cant watch your moms house cause she is unwatchable
Bert always came across to me as the desperate kid in school , hence taking his top off and doing dumb embarrassing shit hoping the bullies give him a pat on the back.
But the bullies DID give him a pat on the back, because he's genuinely likeable and funny. I bet he didn't even have to drink his own pee or give himself a wedgie.
Do the truffle shuffle
@@rhysperegrine5100 I hope this is satire lol
he’s EXACTLY like my homie Justin from 7th grade. I mean EXACTLY like Justin
He’s that retarded kid who everyone laughed at. He was never in on the joke.
Basically if you wanna be a "comedian", just become friends with Joe Rogan
DC's Netflix special is coming out in August I think
@@beenrue5672 I think you're joking, but it seems completely plausible.
@@beenrue5672 Honestly DC would be a better comic than Bert
Even when i used to drink everyday i never thought Bert was funny.
He laughs very hard at his own jokes and fools some people into thinking something is funny.
I drink everyday and hes not funny
I'm make Bert look like a pastor and I hate him
Thank you
Same
Bert’s the guy u know that comes up and asks u how ur doing, but before u can respond he’s already half way through a story about himself…and by the time u react to that story he’s already finished said good bye and is walking off
The west coast comic scene is proof meritocracy is out the window. It's all about who you know.
Like many other fields right now (such as science) comedy is undergoing a coordinated attack. Comedians have always had a very important role in this world, and ‘they’ are trying to end it. Simply knowing the truth doesn’t matter; anyone can do that, but convincing others of truth is where the real challenge is; especially if everything the masses know is a lie. But a good comedian is a master at wielding the truth. They can forever change the way you think; and make you laugh while doing it. They can breakdown reality in its rawest form; so raw that even a moderately brainwashed person will be unable to deny the truth being spoken
When the world gets bent enough; you can kill truth. But you don’t kill truth by only lying; you kill truth by killing those who can wield it. To help ensure the new world order; comedy has to be controlled. Comedians have to be terrified to tell the truth. They need to self censor themselves and make sure they don’t offend anyone. The funny thing about truth is, it’s ALWAYS offensive. To not be offensive is to be a liar. A world where masters of truth are only allowed to tell lies, is hell
The entire reason unfunny people are becoming comedy headliners is precisely because they aren’t comedians. They are just clowns who stand for nothing. Hollywood wants an army of Brendan Schuabs and Bert Kreishers; and there’s no amount of money they wouldn’t pay to make it a reality
even h3h3's girl-talk podcast?
Yeah with pc culture, stand up is done for. People are too afraid to be judged for laughing. Sad stuff
Nyc comics still got it
Or who you blow…
Bert, the dude who joined a fraternity and never grew out of it.
bert just isn't very funny imo I just don't get it
Super rich parents…
Fuck u guy, ur mom is fat and you won’t except that you’re gay
He seems so full of himself to me.
His stand up in person is hilarious, but his other ventures just don't do it for me
He’s terrible I’m with you on that. He only tells stories that make him seem “cool” and “ “hilarious” “ everyone stood up and slow clapped” type shit
Burt Kresicher stopped drinking for one month in his life, and he's never stopped bragging about it.
All these sad comedians really makes me miss what Patrice brought to comedy even more!
Can you imagine? Patrice would be smashing these fools daily
Facts!!
@FilledWithAwesome Are you judging him off Furry Vengeance and a couple episodes of The Office? The better yardstick would be his stand-up and Tough Crowd
@FilledWithAwesome You’re insane. Either that, or you’ve never seen Elephant in the Room.
Patrice was best on O&A and Tough Crowd.
His stand up is still top tier, but not as good as him going back and forth with other comics.
You know Bert stole the “machine” story. It never happened to him. A version of it happened to someone else and he decided to start telling the story as if it was him.
Fr,
I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who think he's not funny, sometimes i think i'm going nuts when i don't find of these popular comedians to actually be funny
Everyone is a hack. Can't wait for your Netflix special Hughezy
Truth is, The O&A platform raises your humor expectations to such heights that these other hacks just don't compare.
Do you still do the podcast with Konnan and Disco?
@@justinroark88 for them, sadly i do
@@GalacticWrestlingFederation it's called Hughezy: UNCHAINED
These spawn of Rogan all have 59 podcasts and are most of each other's guests. The fresh stories and conversations ran out years ago, I've no idea why Netflix joined this derailing train so late.
Its one big unfunny circlejerk.
They all need removing from comedy, heaf first.
joey and tom are funny as fuck
@@jasoncolleran2178 I'll agree on Tom. Joey has some good stories, but personally I don't find him funny in conversation.
@@Oakshield2 yeah thats a good point , I like joey's stand up and stories but not his conversations so much
But guys… HE TOOK OFF HIS *SHIRT!*
Actually from what I’ve heard, taking off the shirt isn’t a bit, every time he’s done Standup with it on he sweats the thing soaking wet, it’s function over form
@@runtherockies7 every comedian gets sweaty on stage. Even in shape dudes like Bill Burr, and John Mulaney. It's because that spotlight gets warm fast, and most comedians move around a lot during their act. Like I've done some stand up in that past and it gets hot up there, I'd be pouring sweat and I'm only like 140lbs. It's just a bit Burt is doing to stand out, he's openly admitted to it in multiple interviews. What I wanna know is why people get hyped to catch a fat alcoholic's smelly t-shirt.
Bert just has to maintain that level of drunk where he can remember most of his "Steamed Ham" stories without his imposter syndrome killing the momentum
I always thought Burt was an unfunny little kid. He handles himself as if you let a 10 year old sit with the adults
You're giving him too much credit.
I knew Bert was a bum well, long ago, but it became abundantly clear when he and Burr had Norton on their podcast and he was like guys let’s get some land or a cabin and just film it it’ll be wild and they just absolutely tore him up for it
I have no idea how genius like burr can even stomach being around a hack like Burt I don’t get it. Bill and Tom realistically shouldn’t even shake a stick at this guy let alone have multiple podcast with him. Him of all people? Like how? How has he been on a 10+ year tear crushing it and literally all his material is garbage and elementary. He acts like this kid I knew in middle school to the teeth it’s honestly eerie.
@@achildnamedhotchick1739 to a tee* nothing to with teeth homeboy 🤣
@@achildnamedhotchick1739 Burr has some very hack moments, and only very recently got into good Hollywood shit on the regular. He probably had to do whatever he could to promote.
@@achildnamedhotchick1739 holy shit did you really think the expression was "to the teeth?"
Can't take knowledge for granite, I guess
@@jamesoclaire4512 lol. For granite=for granted. Or for gran ted.
"You stink up the whole room when you walk in and its really bad".....
Bert is to comedy is what I am to sobriety. I think of it all the time, but actually commiting to the task is nearly impossible
Lol
Hang in there.
If you're an alcoholic, I hope you get better.
@@AnotherOak I am actually. Thank u. I wish Bert would get better at comedy, however. No amount of therapy could help with that.
I can't stand him, I've never thought he was funny and his shirtless set gimmick is played
Not a fan of Bert, but fair play to him for making the most of his limited talent.
i just dont understand how some people have so much confidence, maybe just lack of awareness, but dont they ever listen or read reviews of their stuff?
Talent?
I can’t believe you watched this. Thanks?
Bert won't even have a conversation with his friends unless he can record it and monetize it.
I’ve never heard of this show, but I didn’t realize Bert was married to the librarian from my elementary school. Good for Mrs. Nederschmidt. I guess she’d be about 85 now.
She actually looks like a younger version of the librarian from Ghostbusters.
Bert has hosted at least 25 shows that you've never heard of and hopefully never will
I've never met a lady that looked or was a libertarian who wasn't a bitch
She really does
@@scorcoz dick riding Bert. LMMFAO
Bert’s boys with Rogan. That’s literally the only reason Bert Kreisher and Brendan Shaub are comedians. I know comedy, like art is subjective… but neither are funny to me. I can only really speak for myself, because they somehow have an audience.
Bert is a legit comedian, schaub is a joke.
Buddy Bert has been doing comedy for a long time. Long before he went on Rogan.
Can't put Bert in the same boat as Brendan, Burt is legit hilarious and always has been.
Sorry. I don’t find Bert funny. I did say in my initial post, that I can only speak for myself. And thats exactly what I did. I’ve never heard of Bert until he was on Rogans podcast. After he was on Rogans podcast, he all the sudden came front and center in my Netflix feed with like 4 specials. Just sayin, he blew up after being on Rogan. The same way comedians blew up back in the day after being on Johnny Carson.
@@BigSalv he's not hilarious but he's miles better than Brendan shlub
Man can we trade Bert for Norm?
well, uh...the thing about that....um.....
So we can replace a fat overrated comedian with a dead overrated comedian?
Best comment ever!
Yes please! Damn I miss norm!
I would trade 6 million Ari Shafir's for 1 Norm
This actually put me in a bad mood. The shuck 'n jive is real. Patrice saw it coming and you can only imagine how disgusted he was that you have to "compete" with unmitigated SHITE like this to be recognized (while you're still alive).
Yes
Yeah. Remember when Patrice said he was gonna die in obscurity and was kinda right ?
Everytime Bert talks about being around Patrice, u can get the idea that he was annoyed by his antics and need for attention
Seeing Burt cry over that mentally deranged Frankenstein creation was tough to watch
Those tears were made up to score Hollywood woke points.
@@TreesOnTheMoon so Burr has rubbed off on him
Exactly. Burr is as hateable as it gets now sadly...his feminazi horror of a wife and L.A. has ruined him
@@russsnyder2026 what the fuck?😂
@@russsnyder2026 its not funny how you take bill burr not having completely conservative view points for being fake woke somehow like you have all the fuckin answers😂😂
Bert is the epitome of everything wrong, not just with modern comedy, but modern culture entirely
So true
>multi millionaire that works really hard to maintain thay status
>father of 2 with an amazing wife
>best friend is one of the funniest human beings alive (Tom S.)
>gets to party 24/7 its literally his job
Yeah hes such an emerassment, really straying away from the american dream.
@@TheBeanPolee Tom segura is very far from one of the funniest people alive, he’s not even one of the funniest people in the comedy business. What do you know like 4 or 5 comedians?
@@TheBeanPolee lmao right dude like I don't think the guy is funny either and think this show is dumb but saying he's "everything wrong with society" is dramatic as fuck and ridiculous to say lmfso
@@TheBeanPolee facts bro, haters gonna hate.
Get ready for that copyright strike bud, Bert's on a roll.
The fact that stav featured on his show and subsequently left the pod speaks volumes. And I’ve read all of them.
Who would have thought that e-rock is the only one left with a shred of dignity.
A shred much like a shred of bacon.
Shredded lettuce. Which im certian he's never eaten before
Erock will be shaking off the o and a years for the rest of his life. Ohhh the abuse of erock.
That's not actually erock, you nerd
Hey I just found this channel and am low key retarded. Is that actually him?
Im black and I hate how they made all the black guests look so stereotypical it was beyond cringe.
Bert is the most insufferable comedian
"Comedian"
@@benjaminz2523 only 1000 of ‘em
That "Pretending to be Italian with Joey D." had me fucking rollin'. Sums up that loudmouths existence in a nutshell
Why did you switch from having the empty column on the left to having it on the right?
Also, RIP Porsalin's docu :(
I watch videos like these to absorb the cringe through a safe filter, but I’m still getting cringe overload through this filter.
Bert wanted this show to highlight that he has some substance beneath the fat drunk who takes his clothes off and has the comedy act of a 7th grader. However, Netflix stood by on set, threw a stack of money and a thong at him and said, "DANCE, MONKEY!", to which King Shill happily obliged.
I actually watched this tripe, and Big Jay really does have a vibe of "what the hell am I doing here??".
Trite*
Burt seems like a fun guy to party with and is probably a good family man irl. Never understood why people thought he was so funny though. He reminds me of a good natured friend who isn’t very smart and is just averagely funny but you still hang with him because hey why the fuck not he’s nice enough but like you’d never tell him he should be a comedian and you’ll know he’ll work at Amazon until he dies.
@@vaughncollins1386 good family man? Uh i’d rethink that.
@@Gematrinator Is there something I’m not aware of?
I’m a 7th grade teacher and I would appreciate it if you wouldn’t insult them by claiming Bret is as mature as them.
Bret's wife looks like ambien-tweet-era Roseanne
'Ambien tweet era' 😂😂
The only way I’d have watched this is if his first and last guest was a forest fire
For the people that didn't know, Bert is a psychopath.
Bert made me reverse my opinion on brutal murder.
He makes me hate being white
The RuneScape soundtrack made me appreciate this even more. I thought there was something I was missing as to why I never think Bert's funny despite enjoying many of his friend's work. I'm glad we're the sane ones, and I appreciate you watching this so I didn't have to.
Now he's making a movie based on "The Machine" story?!? God damnit, didn't he say how sick he is of telling that story over and over? Way to mature and evolve as a comedian. At this point, I can't even tell whether he's more of a dumb oaf or more of a tapdancing shill.
@J V that is the machine story
And it never happened
@@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 Yes it did. 😂
That's his only claim to fame
@Mr.SmithGNR Smith It did happen a bunch of his classmates attested to it I'm sure he embellished a lot of it
I have nothing bad to say about Adam Sandler I've loved his work since I was a kid and I'll continue to love it long into my adulthood. They don't take themselves seriously and are supposed to be him and his buddies acting silly and fucking around.
he got porsalin's doc of him taken down. What a slobbo!
Oh come on. You didn't enjoy his famous 20 minute fake story of impressing Russian gangsters with his drinking? B-b-but he can drink a lot... and he's shirtless...
Jim Norton hated this idea when Burt pitched it to him
Where and when did he pitch it to Jim? I would love to see this.
@@TreesOnTheMoon Bill Burt Podcast ep.15
Bill hated that shit too he said no way
@@daveF1993 Nia's Husband reminds me of the edgy kid in an honors high school class trying to act like the "badass". It's all so contrived and insincere.
@@notsocrates9529 duly noted.
Most stand-up comedians have no business doing stand-up comedy but they can't quit cuz it's such a part of their identity that to walk away would amount to ego-death and mental breakdown. It would shatter their proverbial souls.
wave:glow3: Buying lobbies 10% higher than Speaking for Funny
Without Tom, Bert would fade into obscurity. I don't even think it's joe at this point, Tom is his literal life raft.
And if u notice, there are times Bert "jokes" about Tom's success, and u can tell he hates that Tom solos arenas.
Who are those people that think Bert is funny
Carlos Mencia fans.
@@Wutaskier Mexicans call bert the Machina.
Biden voters
Beer drinking, mouth-breathing, buffoons that daydream about buying a new pickup truck.
@@StewartLucrative LMFAOOOOO
i always wondered why bert and tom were so popular, they are funny like the funny guy at work funny, but not professional comedian funny
Bert "my wife tells me who to vote for" Kreisher
@J she was the only one that would let him fulfill his cuckold fantasies.
My parents came to visit me awhile back. Put on one of Bert’s specials, they haven’t been back since.
They could have had big jay do something out of the ordinary like write a joke.
Idk why I thought Bert was ever funny. I couldn't watch a whole ep of the Cabin. By episode 3 I downvoted it & removed it. Utter 🗑
His wife lives in LA? She looks more menopause than Kaitlyn Jenner...
Tom segura and bert have scammed people into viewing their content. Just 2 of the most unfunny over exposed hacks of this era.
bahahaha. You have got to be kidding me. They both sell out worldwide. If they were unfunny they wouldn't be doing that.
@@michael3448 Tom is ok, used to be a lot funnier. Bert is awful.
@@robdela3632 Well, that's your opinion.
Tom's podcasts when he's been natural are a lot funnier than his stand up
Is Burt's wife like 15 years older than him?
honestly the image of bobby and bert naked in the room is so compelling mentally
at the end i boil it down like why is two dudes being naked even funny at all?
it's weird at most and at the very least gay
I actually got uncomfortable and almost turned this off when Burnt started crying to Jenner. Also based OSRS music.
The one positive in all this is that Berts’ red, inflamed face is telling me there’s a massive coronary not too far on the horizon.
There’s always a silver lining.
Nobody is gonna mention the FAT RuneScape track in the background?
Keep up the good fight, E to the R
My parents watch and love him, their reactions and reason for loving him is usually " oh my gosh he's so outrageous, I can't believe he did or said that "
I’m sorry about your parents
This is literally the most entertaining O&A related type content I’ve ever heard since the show ended. Bro KEEP IT UP EROCKA. It rules.
Oh shit.. this is erocks channel?
@@theeternalnow6506 yes
Literally?
@@tapset shut up
It doesn't even sound like Erick lmao
This type of “I’m a white guy and sarcastically hate on shit” commentary is my cup of tea
This guy is so bitter it’s funny.
is he a failed comedian?
Bert did not deserve to recover from this. If I ever meet Turd, I’m gonna go up to him acting like I’m about to cry and say “my…my dad said you’re a real hero” 😂
You suffered, so I didnt have to.....thank you kind sir
Netflix is building a data harvesting and advertising empire. They will produce absolutely anything because they have to continue spending money to grow the platform. The film and content doesn't actually matter. All that matters is the demographics of people watching them are clearly defined and adspace is delivered to targeted leads. Just because there are no commercials doesn't mean there is no advertising. And Data is the real currency the future is being built on. Now you understand why this show exists, why Netflix producers are given blank checks to do almost anything they want, and how something as ridiculously poorly developed at this can somehow bypass the whiteboard filter because the name recognition alone is enough to snag some useful user data.
I was subscribed to the podcast Bert and Bobby Kelly did. Bert made it unwatchable.
Won't waste my time on this 💩
I genuinely wonder how he sells out shows. I guess it’s similar to not being able to look away from a car wreck.
Bert is the epitome of man-child
Peaked in high school and can't stop acting that way
The machine is broken, awful and defective. Comedy hurts me in the current age 😭
This is the first episode of yours where I didn't catch any self deprivation from you. Its an improvement, your videos are better when your just confident about it.
Self-deprecation*, not deprivation. Self-deprivation means to deprive yourself of something. Here's how it's used in a sentence: "Bert will never be more than a fat drunk, as anything requiring self-deprivation of carbohydrates & alcohol is anathema to him."
On the other hand, "self-deprecation" means to put yourself down. But it's often said as "self-deprecating humor" to describe someone who can make a joke at their own expense.
Here's a sentence: "Brendan Schaub is extremely thin-skinned, as evidenced by the fact his two comedy specials contain zero self-deprecating humor."
@@JNJ1014 people are retarded
I listened to Berts podcast few years ago for about a month, then I just couldn't stand it anymore. Hes just not that funny or interesting.
No amount of any drug could make Bert Kreischer's comedy funny. :)
Imagine not liking something so you spent hours making a youtube video to talk about how you dont like it. now im commenting about it.
Imagine being a fan of Bert Kreischer
0:11 seconds in and Tom Papa is already doing an Asian Yoda impression. Buckling up for this one.
I don't understand who the audience is. Things like the 3 Stooges where they just poke each others eyes were common when gasoline and paint contained lead, and everyone was walking around with lead poisoning. Who is laughing at Bert getting hurt or taking off his clothes? We need the EPA to test the water more often and make sure it doesn't contain heavy metals.
Heard this wasn't good, but then I watched it. It was actually entertaining for what it is. I watched all episodes.
I agree and since they stated no one new what they were doing the awkward fake phone calls and convos are obviously from Netflix trying to make the show more relatable
Wtf do you mean by “for what it is” I’m not only surprised that you made it more then five minutes into one ep but you actually watched every single episode dude??💀
@@revalution1965 Ya, weird huh? It's really rather strange that some people like things that you don't.
@@revalution1965 I think you probably have to have a fairly low IQ to stay with it.
@Jake Harmon YES! Your so right! OMG, you get a trophy my friend. A trophy for telling me “how it is.” *so many applause*
How the fuck is he even married? I'd be scared if i had someone like this in my life. The guy is the book definition of everything that are extremely unhealthy. Both physically and mentally.
you can't even type a sentence without grammar issues. You have no room to talk.
i'll never understand how bert kreischer is a thing....it's like dane cook. i just dont' get it.
At least Dane Cook doesn't have a fat slob gimmick.
lol. Dane was one of the biggest acts in the world. You don't have to get it, millions of other people do.
Burnt Crystals is someone that you want to like, but just can't get there...
1.) He can't speak without using the word "literally".
2.) He interrupts people like it's an Olympic sport.
3.) He can't listen to anyone tell a story without hijacking it so he can top it with his own stories.
4.) He lets his shirtless-fat-guy gimmick do all the heavy lifting for his style of comedy.
5.) His laugh can be so loud & obnoxious that it takes away from whatever it is he's laughing at.
Even his best friend Tommy Buns says "So I get to actually talk today?" when someone replaces Bert on their podcast "2 Bears 1 Cave"
He's gonna take this down, just like the last porsalin's
This comment section is a perfect example of why people should give up on humanity
Oh my GOD, the part where he cried! UGH! I sincerely despise this gladhanding hack.
Idek what’s sadder his dad having to pretend he has any respect at all for Brucey boy or the fact that Bruce has stooped so low for attention that he’s on berts shitty aimless show and had to watch Bert fake cry at him for being rich enough to wake up one morning and chop his dick off at age 58
Poor Joey was dragged there. You can tell he didn’t want to be there.
Is it just me or is Leeann's reactions to Bert very reminiscent of Phil and April margeras' reactions to Bam and his antics?
What!?!?!?!? I thought that was just one of Tom Segura's skin tags!!!!!!!
Bert is the guy that told everyone that he's gonna be a comedian but no one wanted to be mean so they just went along with it cause there's no way he was gonna make it. But somehow he did. The same could be said for Bobby Lee.
Bobby is a thousand times more of a comedian than Bert is. Bobby actually went through the ringer and worked hard to get where he is. Bert just got lucky with the friends he got.
I'm assuming Bobby Lee and Joey Diaz would be the only enjoyment in the show
Never feel bad for talking shit about Bert under any circumstances (whether it's on the heels of the absolutely brilliant Porsalin Doc, or just any other day, it's always appreciated!)
I'm a very angry person, and it's something I'm not proud of. I'd much rather not not be wasting any of my time watching these annoying people, but I can't help myself because I'm clearly mentally Ill.
So many unfunny people in one small group... (some of them) pretending that they care about whatever the social issue of the day is... but it's the overexposure that's most puzzling.
Maybe it's because I actually have self awareness, but please explain how anyone can do this pretty much every day?! My jaw hits the floor every time I see another podcast/random video, that's yet again showing Bert babbling about himself. It's just too much!!! Hasn't he run out of exaggera... big fat lies? Actually, forget about Bert (or any of the others) for just a second. HOW can anyone find this entertaining?! WHO are these people?!
I know that sometimes it's hard to convey a serious message when it involves a shirtless, middle aged man who giggles like a 12 year old girl, but I promise you that I'm dead serious (and damn near the verge of a nervous breakdown).
I've always known that the world was messed up, and even though I'm not too bright, I figured things were at least somewhat in control because most people are much smarter. But when I see the amount of people who enjoy things like this, read the comments they write, and worst of all, can't see through the complete and utter bullshit that these people are spewing... IT SCARES ME TO DEATH!!!
These are B-C level entertainers, who aren't professionally trained in the art of deception, and they are fooling a sizable portion of the population without any effort! And seeing how most people don't question the C19/mask situation (or even want people to be able to make their own choice on it) I have to assume that these people are buying into pretty much whatever politicians are saying (and to be clear about what I said above, I just want either side to be able to make their own choice, nothing should be forced upon anyone).
Ok, didn't mean for it to go that way, my point is a person's preference in entertainment can say a lot about them, and I think anyone who enjoys the likes of a Bert Kreisher, would have the mindset of MAYBE a 16 year old!
me too man, me too.
In episode 4 Ms. Patt was brining up race a lot and kept saying white girl/white boy. And then acted like it was Berts fault for bringing a white girl one to the set with her When she was the one talking about race. It was her fault. She also called Bert fat basically even when she is even bigger
I thought it was just me that thought all these comedians like Bert, Bobby Lee, Ari Shaffer, Joe Rogan, Nikki Glazer etc were painfully unfunny.
I got free tickets to a bert live show and fell asleep about 30 mins in. Yes I was very tired, but that’s never happened to me at a comedy show. I woke up to the crowd singing the National anthem. It was wild.