@@Mondeso True homies share. CPR is at its best when done by groups. Like travelers in a desert, they share the water until the last drip. Teamwork makes dream work.
Meanwhile Shoto: Oh yes, please do it Dan Heng, specially you ❤ -Wait, he's awake!- NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYY SHE JUST COCK BLOCKED ME
I'm a dude, had the same reaction as the "boys". Even instinctively said to the screen "GET THE FCK OUT OF MY FACE MAN!" 😂 and march just comes and saves the day
Did you know... Dan Heng did CPR wrong? 1) Trailblazer should have been flat on the floor before doing anything. 2) If the person has a pulse/ is breathing, you don't start anything, just watch them closely for if they stop breathing. 3) You tap them on the shoulders a few times, and ask if they are okay. 4) If they are completely unresponsive/ not breathing, then you start CPR, and you should typically be perpendicular to the person in question. 5) You don't just go straight in to do mouth to mouth. 30 chest compressions, then 2 rescue breaths.
I'm a guy myself... I am still mad at her for interrupting my "CPR" scene with Dan Heng. Hate her for interrupting that moment. I started playing a few days after the game came out, and goddamnit. I refuse to use her in any team since getting alternatives, and as soon as I finish reading her dialogue, I skip to the next bit, even if it's voiced. That's how deep it goes for me. Also she annoys me.
Its a few years too late in society to make jokes the generalise a gender into one sexuality cause you gonna have many guys saying "id rather kiss dan hung cause hes hot" or girls saying "id rather not"
real homies give each other CPR
Come I give u CPR
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@@Mondeso 👌👌👌
@@Mondeso True homies share. CPR is at its best when done by groups. Like travelers in a desert, they share the water until the last drip. Teamwork makes dream work.
LMAO these edits fuckin split my sides. Goddammit March, you owe me a Dan Heng smooch.
*sniffles* exactly
Literally march!
TRUE THO BRUH- (his IL(imbibitor lunae form tho 😭😭😭😭😭😘😘😱😱😱😱)
I'm a guy myself but I wanted Dan Heng to just kiss me. And I loathe March for interrupting it
Bro..... There's still many women out there
@@adamryamizard5560and... How does that connect to the fact he wants Dan Heng give him a cpr
@@squidja2271 you know what it is
@@oathforblessed no, it's just women
@@oathforblessed scared of what? That's the truth.
The real reason why most people don't use March in their team.
That's me, VERY ME
ME TOO-
If I don't have shield character I choose her bc needs shield
Meanwhile Shoto: Oh yes, please do it Dan Heng, specially you ❤ -Wait, he's awake!- NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYY SHE JUST COCK BLOCKED ME
He is one of the biggest Dan Heng simps same with me
As a straight man, i panicked when Dan Heng tried CPR
But when March 7th intervened , i felt like i just got cok blocked
I actually freaked out on that scene when I first played plus I picked the female mc so the "boy's reaction" is more of my reaction in a way.
I’m a boy and I can say that I would love Dan Heng CPR…
Who wouldn't?
@@nanamicyberMe, because I'm not gay
@@nanamicyberI’m gay but honestly I would also love if Dan Heng gave me CPR
@@KENONICAL
How is there a "but" then
If you're gay wouldn't you love Dan heng cpr? 💀
@@RyanUniverseZ
I’m a lesbian but I used the term “gay”
Me, bisexual: A KISS IS A KISS
That’s not bisexuality, you are just desperate 😔
YES I AGREE, he better kiss me
Doesn’t That Mean That the Disappointment was Double?
I think I'm a girl.
1:Denial
2:Danielle
as a boy i very much wanted him to kiss me & i will never forgive march
Me a lesbian: WAIT NO MARCH YOU DO IT
REAL
I just got my cpr certification, you're not supposed to give cpr if the victim has a pulse. But if it's Dan Heng, I'll gladly accept
me:”OH MY DREAM CAME TRUUEEE”
*2 seconds later*
me: WHY MARCH WHYYYYY
True😢😂
No bc everybody in the fandom wanted Dan heng to kiss them don't matter boy or girl 😂
My husband had witnessed me throw my phone across the room because of this scene.
I hope Mihoyo let's us romance characters here but of our choice.
You should download tears of themis if you want romance, star rail isn't going into love
thanks march, your a real one
hell no march will be dealt with
The single frame after March pushed him away, you can see the look of disappointment on his face.
I never know that cpr must be doing like that
yeah cpr should be done with the person lying flat
@@Mondeso and he close his eyes too, it's more like kissing than cpr lol
Thats mean dan heng doesn't know either like march 😅
I'm a dude, had the same reaction as the "boys". Even instinctively said to the screen "GET THE FCK OUT OF MY FACE MAN!" 😂 and march just comes and saves the day
It’s funny, CPR isn’t supposed to be a kiss, it’s chest compressions…
Lore accurate
Inaccurate as a guy I wanted that french kiss with Danheng cause clearly he was not planning to do CPR (because CPR must be done while laying)
And not on the lips, but I hope we get that kiss 🥹
I’d gladly take CPR from March ❤
don’t ever compare genders again guys all are equal!! (I LOVE DAN HENG SOOO MCUCYCYYYHHHHH)
But not same
agrees
I’ve seen about 3 to 4 male streamers get disappointed when Dan heng didn’t kiss them soo..
Thanks March for pushing him away. Almost sent him to Uganda
As a girl,I actually waanted March
The meme speack the truth 😂❤ girls do love it
no i don't im lesbian
No i do im homosexual
I actually made an alt using the male mc just to see March do CPR. Lol but it's still the butter boy
Dan heng almost doing the cpr
March 7: *stop him*
HST players: NOOOOOOO
me and Caelus be like: Are you gay, man?
NOOO I’M A GUY I WANTED DAN HENG TO SMOOCH ME
as a bi person: ANYONE IS FINE JUST DO IT
0:19 only true people hate march because of that moment
just let dan heng kiss us fr
Literally one of her only Ls
The girls reaction was pretty accurate 🥲👍
To be honest, that is accurate.
F*CL YOU MARCH- I LOVE YOU BUT WHY DID YOU PUSH HIM AWAY?!?
Meanwhile with Stelle 🙃
All people (girls and boys): OH COME ON!!! WHY DID YOU STOPED!!
Did you know...
Dan Heng did CPR wrong?
1) Trailblazer should have been flat on the floor before doing anything.
2) If the person has a pulse/ is breathing, you don't start anything, just watch them closely for if they stop breathing.
3) You tap them on the shoulders a few times, and ask if they are okay.
4) If they are completely unresponsive/ not breathing, then you start CPR, and you should typically be perpendicular to the person in question.
5) You don't just go straight in to do mouth to mouth. 30 chest compressions, then 2 rescue breaths.
I STARTED SCREAMING OUT OF AGONY, MAN I COULD HAVE GOTTEN MY FIRST SMOOCH. AND IT WAS DAN HENG
Lowkey wanted march to give me cpr tho even though im a girl 😭🧍♂️
I didn't even realize it until I saw it again💀
Wait, I remembered March did the CPR if the MC is Stelle... Guess I fell to Mandela Effect
I have Stelle and Dan Hang do CPR 🤨
As a lesbian, I had the first reaction
Nope, im a girl and I even wanted March to do it 🤭
I'm a guy myself... I am still mad at her for interrupting my "CPR" scene with Dan Heng. Hate her for interrupting that moment. I started playing a few days after the game came out, and goddamnit. I refuse to use her in any team since getting alternatives, and as soon as I finish reading her dialogue, I skip to the next bit, even if it's voiced. That's how deep it goes for me. Also she annoys me.
A lot of people who are men like men too yk
Read the description: unless your gay idc bozo
and girls who don't like men
It was such a bummer for me 🥲
Okay so now I'm girl
Nah Dan Heng get away! I don’t wanna get kissed by a damn cold dragon! (Cold dragon young or smth is Dan heng’s name in a quest)
Not only girls want him😏
I picked the girl Mc so when march didn't wanna do cpr I got disappointed
This is the best experience as a bisexual lol
The girl part was so me
I'm proud of being bi ✨️
So accurate, thanks god March stopped him. Never gonna have recovered from that
Even though im a girl, I was glad march interrupted the cpr thing
And that’s when I starting hating March 😂😂😂 WHY YOU MOVED HIM I WANTED THE KISS
My gay ass jumped out of my seat and started sobbing when march fucking pushed him away
As a girl I hoped March would do it 😔 we were ROBBED
WAIT DAN HENG BLUSHES A LITTLE
As a straight male, I would do anything to have Dan Heng give me cpr
"girls vs boys 2018" ahh video
when I first played honkai and this part came I was like WOAH WOAH WOAH WAIT😳 (5 secs later) march I hate you girl
im a boy and on the girls side -
The way MC is sitting and Dan Heng didnt even pump the chest. He just wanna kiss the MC fr fr 🤣
Not getting my kiss kiss from dan heng HURT ME😭 I WANT MY KISS KISS!! WHY MARCH WHYYYY
This is wildly inaccurate. I just want human touch. My heart rate skyrocketed, and I didn’t care who.
True, I will never forgive March
Damn....and I hoped for a bromance😔
Жаль не засосал,я только за
Me who is a girl: Why we are still here just to suffer.
As a woman I wanted march to give me cpr.
Even some boys wanted it too, I don't blame them though, hes really pretty.
Im a boy and i was RAGING that there was no CPR 😭
me personally, i don't simp for Dan Heng
Me get away stranger danger March save meeee
IM CRYING I DONT RLLY PLAY HONKAI BUT IM PANICKING EVEN THO IM A GIRL
Me Bring a Girl and was Like "Hell No! Leave me Alone!" 😂
Jajajaja yo tuve esa reacción nos quedamos sin beso
Its a few years too late in society to make jokes the generalise a gender into one sexuality cause you gonna have many guys saying "id rather kiss dan hung cause hes hot" or girls saying "id rather not"
im a girl and i say this is very accurate. like cmon man let dan heng do his job :(
No no no i'm a girl and i straight up blew a kiss at march when she stopped that-
I was so uncomfortable-💀
Idk what about the gay people?
We don't exist😂
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@@lotus6520yes ur not real
@@whoknows69102 oh thanks, i was just making sure
March why did you stop him dammit
id let him give me cpr anytime ong
I was screenshoting sm i accidentally turned my phone off when i was on call with a friend 😘🥰😍
A gay dude(AKA me) : WHYYYYY
I don't really agree with this, I saw Shoto very upset just because Dan Heng didn't kiss Caelus LMAO
REAL
I WQNT DANHENG CPR 😩😩😘😘😘
Guess no Matter the Gender, the Conclusion is Disappointing
Its the other way around for me.>;)
I like both :)
As someone who's sapphic, I had the boys reaction 😅 danheng.... Sorry he's hot ig but just no.........
what's a sapphic?
@@adamryamizard5560 means she is homosexual
Our yaoi ship has been crushed my march. I ll never forgive march 7
It could have been either one what the hell is wrong with this world
Guess I'm a girl now. Cause I was really looking forward to that. Blue ballsed me fr.
Why did march stop the CPR😡
200% accurate
One kiss caelus/male player x dan heng is all I need 😩🙏😍
I am bisexual😊