HI mc : ray of sunshine trapped inside tragedy GI mc : losing their siblings, forced to wander into unknown vast land HSR : *the adventour of racoon siblings*
@@TartagliaThe_11th_McDsEmployee well, it may be cartoon logic, but it works. After all, they've already ascertained that the guy in the snow is not dead. Might as well give him some... encouragement pointers.
Au contraire, I love the guy 🤣 I mean, if he tries to scam me again I will use my baseball bat to teach him about 3 brand-new types of concussion, but otherwise he’s just fun and actually does have your back if you’ve had his. Boi legitimately put himself at risk to haul the trio away into the Underworld before Bronya could capture them.
My favorite has to be the clip of the MC questioning their existence and then March just comes in so anticlimactically "Are you trying to catch the stars?"
Moral of the story: don’t fixate too hard on the “why”, just embrace the moment and the memories. The lesson’s been reinforced a few other times actually 😅
6:03 What I love about this trashcan interaction is how March and Dan Heng just accept that MC is a racoon xD Like no attempts to make them stop or say things like "Why are you doing it? It's gross!", just pure acceptance.
im going for the idea shes just using that smug ass face as a facade to hide the biggest threat to humanity she is pretty much gudako (she probably has weird fetishes other than trash cans)
@@pippo264 he definitely is 😭 he gives me golden retriever vibes idk why and Stelle (even though I don't main her) gives me squirrel/racoon vibes? idk lolol
The escape sequence is missing its best part: the protag boshing someone across the dome with their bat. The escape plan hinges on Dan Heng sweeping the guards on their sides to break for the monster-infested area, but the protag decides to strike first out of everyone by just turning around and cracking the nearest guard’s head, which was completely unnecessary. It’s real funny to me, but the devs probably just put it in that way to give the MC some agency in the cutscene, haha
Tbh they moved at close enough to same time, if MC didn't bonk the person directly behind em, dan couldn't sweep em without probably sweeping MC and march. It was a good play. Plus...those guards will recover fast from that sweep...but the bonk? hes taking a nap.
You forgot when in belabog someone says something like “this robot’s just malfunctioning”, and Findie replies “Beep boop beep, your MOM is malfunctioning”
I cannot get over the fact that Stelle and Cealus have the Traveller's same chest obsession. But without chests it just gets directed towards trash cans, lol.
Watching this made me realize that the nickname they gave Dan Heng in the belobog fighting ring thing could have been foreshadowing the stuff about his past in the part after belobog
Imma be honest, that closet bit was fucking adorable, reminded me of how i would sometimes hide in the closet whenever me and my siblings played hide and seek, not to mention my favorite movie is the lion the witch and the wardrobe
7:45 my game literally disconnected right after this dialouge, I thought that was it and I didn't try going into the closet anymore. Now, I regret my decision.
Funny thing about that Danheng's 'cold dragon young' nickname. In Chinese, it's nickname is 冷面小青龙, means thecold face young green dragon, and your March's nickname proposal is actually 冷面小粉龙 cold face young pink dragon. March was speechless to your idea about that nickname😂
I just realized now, that the nickname ‘Cold Dragon Young’ for Dan Heng was foreshadowing all along, 😂😂😂 If you think about it : Water is **Cold** He is literally and figuratively a **Dragon** And he is reincarnated from Dan Feng, now he is *technically* a **Young** dragon So yeah… This was all FORESHADOWING
It’s worth the time; plenty of comedy but also fleshes out the world, but only if you feel a need to go look. You can play the main storyline and not much else, or you can stroll around and find some impressively deep lore if that suits you, it’s entirely up to you.
3:36 In fairness, Dan Heng might have thought it was an animal sleeping in the snow. Huskies/foxes tend to dig holes, climb into them, curl up into a ball, and let the snow pile up on them for camouflage/heat insulation. Best case, someone hiding in the snow, worst case, an undomesticated canine that's big enough to make the snow up pile that high.
Ah, i remember my first thrash can in this game. The dialogue was so funny that i ended up going around looking for more, screaming "THRASH CAN!" every time i saw one and running towards it. Fun times.
I already feel nostalgic watching this 6 months later I feel like this was one of those hsr videos that everyone who played during launch has seen at least once in their recommended (such as the kuru kuru ringtone vid)
@@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97 They act the same, have the same choice dialogues, the same facial expressions, and same personality. It's literally just a guy vs girl looks.
March is so chaotic and I'm here for it. Love that the MC is meme material and Dan Heng is a vibe XD. I love the fact that you have the astral express members alongside you in the missions. Instead of Genshin where I felt like just keep being sent around to do a archon's bidding. Or maybe I've just played Genshin Impact for so long that I'm now bored.
iirc there's one part where you rate the hotel hospitality and room also service the thing is when you put your name theres an option "Heisenberg" not sure if thats a reference OR coincidence unless...?
i legit didn't realize there's a Discord notification until now
omg
0:19
10:34
Hope it helped
I though it was me
i literally thought it was my discord...
Same. At least the first time.
The fact the Stelle has a weird obsession with trash cans and closets makes me love her even more than I do already
She's a closeted menace
Closet raccoon
CHARGE!!!
what about the male mc-
@@riz3778 Caleus can go back to his father Aether frfr
Stelle is just canon with these things lol
HI mc : ray of sunshine trapped inside tragedy
GI mc : losing their siblings, forced to wander into unknown vast land
HSR : *the adventour of racoon siblings*
More like a wet dog then a raccoon 😂
Theyre not siblings they're the same person- so in this case, the adventure of the week old racoon
@@nevembra9850 lmao the two trailblazers
The wet Yorkshire terrier
And the very moist rabid Chihuahua
mc main people:
HI: an inseparable trio
GI: A "Lively" duo
HSR: a guy and his two pet rabid animals he just found one day
The adventure of a raccoon looking for it's mother that's constantly leaving for melk
the fact that danheng's first idea to get someone out of the snow was to literally just stab them with his polearm sends me-
Relying on cartoon logic where if you poke something sharp at their butt they will get up screaming
@@TartagliaThe_11th_McDsEmployeei mean who didn't ? , It's hurt you know ?
Sends Me~
Where??
@@TartagliaThe_11th_McDsEmployee well, it may be cartoon logic, but it works. After all, they've already ascertained that the guy in the snow is not dead. Might as well give him some... encouragement pointers.
I mean that was my go-to idea
Stelle's deadpan stare makes me laugh for some reason. It gives off that constant "u serious bruh" vibe which I find hillarious.
The epitome of resting bitch face
It’s either that or she just looks like an absolute dummy. I love her
Yeah. Honestly, Caelus just looks high all the time.
@@Unfuseddd i'm laughing on this lmaoo
@@amarilistheodore9156 It's funny because it's true lol
March 7th saying “I will not fall down” has the same energy as my friend saying “I will not fail” on a test they never studied for
“Girl you’re trying to resist FTL acceleration it ain’t gonna work” 🤣
"I will not fail" mf talks like Chrom Fire Emblem
Almost like she won't miss
This game would have benefitted so much from The Stanley Parable's narrator for the trash cans and closet
The part where you leave a review of the hotel also gave off that vibe.
With Eleven Labs. We could make that Possible.
"When Stelle came to a set of two open doors, she entered the door on her left."
Stelle: *takes the door on the right*
oh my god yes 😭
I really hope they bring it at the next update for EN dub.
Han Deng trying his hardest to keep his shit together.
My man has to endure the pain of having h i g h l y i n t e l l i g e n t friends.
Han Deng is my favourite character
Han deng??
@@everburning9855han deng
"han deng" just like me fr
Sampo: *Exists*
Everyone: "I dont know who you are, What you are, Or even if you are. I just hate you"
Au contraire, I love the guy 🤣 I mean, if he tries to scam me again I will use my baseball bat to teach him about 3 brand-new types of concussion, but otherwise he’s just fun and actually does have your back if you’ve had his. Boi legitimately put himself at risk to haul the trio away into the Underworld before Bronya could capture them.
man helped us 3 times just to get hated 😭 sampo deserves better
NAH FRRRRR 😂
I don't trust that man 😭
@@TheCrazyCapMaster same, he's funny af 😭 i'm always happy to see him!
The trio is such a vibe honestly
yeeessss i hope they will always stay together!
@@pekocola7205 my brain: RED FLAG ALERT, Oh wait this is just a random ass comment
@@pekocola7205 until you go to the loufu
@@oathforblessed he did lol well he didn't trailblaze welt took over because he doesn't have bad history with blade and the xianzhou
@@oathforblessed i don't think they would kill him off that quickly though he barely has his story out
Why was there basically an entire fanfiction about the MC and a closet...
I'm a bit concerned
It’s not a fanfiction if it was officially put in by the devs~
It's a dig at old time HI and GI players for being loot goblin. No stoned left unturned as they say
MC and the closet? Trash bin and MC is the canon one
the mc thought they're goin isekaid to narnia
Maybe it's just telling the Trailblazer to just kiss pretty girls already (or boys in Cealus' case!)
5:57 Stelle's literally a half-month baby
More like "Half a day"
A baby with a natural talent for combat and what's basically an apocalypse generator inside of her. Let her have fun Pela!!
senti : finally a worthy opponent
My favorite has to be the clip of the MC questioning their existence and then March just comes in so anticlimactically "Are you trying to catch the stars?"
Moral of the story: don’t fixate too hard on the “why”, just embrace the moment and the memories. The lesson’s been reinforced a few other times actually 😅
Honestly, I really wanted to see March go flying into the passenger cabin when went to Jarilo-VI
its funny to imagine a cutscene where march literally just fucking slams into the wall after the jump and dies while mc is staring at her.
@@Hikikomoriiiii Pom-Pom then has to open the door and see March hit the deck and says "How many concussions is it gonna take to make you sit down!"
Me too 😭
6:03 What I love about this trashcan interaction is how March and Dan Heng just accept that MC is a racoon xD Like no attempts to make them stop or say things like "Why are you doing it? It's gross!", just pure acceptance.
I proclaim giving Stelle the nickname Racoon for her obsession of trash cans
Looking at her colour scheme/aesthetics, I feel like that’s what they were going for XD
im going for the idea shes just using that smug ass face as a facade to hide the biggest threat to humanity she is
pretty much gudako (she probably has weird fetishes other than trash cans)
The Trashblazer
@@gwyn4011perfect
Trashpanda
The fact that both march and dan heng both are in with the trash can obsession is hilarious
Stelle seems more chill while Caelus is more serious. Yet, I feel like Caelus' smug energy is bigger and I'm all for it lol.
Agreed
Caelus seems like he tries to be smug but stelle seems naturally smug (to me)
@@Ushinooggy as a caelus player hes defo naturally smug lmao especially since his so physically expressive
Idk why but Caelus gives me the vibe of being more immature than Stelle
@@pippo264 he definitely is 😭 he gives me golden retriever vibes idk why and Stelle (even though I don't main her) gives me squirrel/racoon vibes? idk lolol
Stelle really proofing that she only have cold appearance, not her personlity. Also, there is memeable dialog in Old Goethe hotel lobby.
H e i s e n b e r g
This is the very moment Stelle became Heisenburg.
I love that they made stella 'her own personality'rather than having floating companion doing all the reactions for us XD ,,,
Seeing Dan Heng just standing there looking like a totally normal person feels so weird after the 1.2 quests.
The escape sequence is missing its best part: the protag boshing someone across the dome with their bat. The escape plan hinges on Dan Heng sweeping the guards on their sides to break for the monster-infested area, but the protag decides to strike first out of everyone by just turning around and cracking the nearest guard’s head, which was completely unnecessary. It’s real funny to me, but the devs probably just put it in that way to give the MC some agency in the cutscene, haha
Chaos in the formation tactic; a little cheeky, but covers the next action from attention, making it a surprise attack of sorts
Tbh they moved at close enough to same time, if MC didn't bonk the person directly behind em, dan couldn't sweep em without probably sweeping MC and march. It was a good play. Plus...those guards will recover fast from that sweep...but the bonk? hes taking a nap.
@@thedaethbringerI mean yeh, an aluminum baseball bat is absolutely a weapon of mass destruction in the hands of a walking nuke like ourselves 🤣
Trailblazer changed the guard's pronouns from he/him to was/were
You forgot when in belabog someone says something like “this robot’s just malfunctioning”, and Findie replies “Beep boop beep, your MOM is malfunctioning”
I cannot get over the fact that Stelle and Cealus have the Traveller's same chest obsession. But without chests it just gets directed towards trash cans, lol.
"is there something on my face?" yeah, handsomeness
"With me out here, how could we lose?" (Proceeds to do 5 dmg)
the most fun i had reading text and story in game since persona and neptunia series
True that, though this game also gives me Stanley Parable/Phoenix Wright vibes
HYPERDIMENSION NEPTUNIA
We do know that Neptunes VA is in the this right ovo
Which is why i love silver wolf
Watching this made me realize that the nickname they gave Dan Heng in the belobog fighting ring thing could have been foreshadowing the stuff about his past in the part after belobog
Intrusive thoughts, the game.
I just realized that for the wanted poster of Dan Heng in Belebog you also call him Cold Dragon Young
And you can send him a text calling him Cold Dragon Young infront of his fans. Selling his photo gets you 5k credits.
The closet prank was hilarious, so glad i did it in the game😂
I love mc, march and dan heng trio their so funny
*they're
@@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97 there*
@@EclipticRaisin *there're're're're
@@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97 :0
You Know we have a name right? STELLE😑
March:but it wasn't me, the antimatter legion must have broken it
MC: *UH HUH, SURE MARCH SURE*
Imma be honest, that closet bit was fucking adorable, reminded me of how i would sometimes hide in the closet whenever me and my siblings played hide and seek, not to mention my favorite movie is the lion the witch and the wardrobe
7:45 my game literally disconnected right after this dialouge, I thought that was it and I didn't try going into the closet anymore. Now, I regret my decision.
you can revisit the room!
also if you haven't already, check all the doors in the hotel :)
@@_Reikiiro wAIT U CAN REVISIT??
@@leuxiya yep, same with the underworld hotel room!
@@_Reikiiro i thought you can only revisit the hotel and not the corridors or even the room
Ngl the MC being obsessed with stuff like trash cans and closets makes sense because their not even a year old
Dan Heng: “I have the right to remain silent.”
Me: *internalized screaming + externalized hysterical laughter*
Lmao you missed that "we should thank sampo" option. March reaction was priceless
What did she say?
It's not what she says,her face is so silly lol@@silent935
Funny thing about that Danheng's 'cold dragon young' nickname.
In Chinese, it's nickname is 冷面小青龙, means thecold face young green dragon, and your March's nickname proposal is actually 冷面小粉龙 cold face young pink dragon.
March was speechless to your idea about that nickname😂
March is like Paimon, except she doesn't put words in your mouth and follow you everywhere like a parasite
Stelle with her deadpan face just makes it better in every way.
Han Deng trying his hardest to keep his shit together.. The trio is such a vibe honestly.
A new Aeon was born, Stelle the Trash
Her smugness reinforced my friends believe in her just being UMP-45 from Girls Frontline. They even look similar
Same hair and eye colour, similar clothes but no scar (yet)
I just realized now, that the nickname ‘Cold Dragon Young’ for Dan Heng was foreshadowing all along, 😂😂😂
If you think about it :
Water is **Cold**
He is literally and figuratively a **Dragon**
And he is reincarnated from Dan Feng, now he is *technically* a **Young** dragon
So yeah…
This was all FORESHADOWING
if they had ian sinclair do a voice-over for the closet and trash can lore istg id never quit
This game seems more funnier than i thought. Maybe i will try it later.
There's a lot of jokes in it, but it also knows when to take itself seriously. The development of the characters is pretty good too♪
I was thinking the same @OP idk what it is about the way March talks paired with the stuff she says has me hooked. Props to the VA.
@@suraivase7285 Hoyoverse also know how to make u feel sad:]
It’s worth the time; plenty of comedy but also fleshes out the world, but only if you feel a need to go look. You can play the main storyline and not much else, or you can stroll around and find some impressively deep lore if that suits you, it’s entirely up to you.
Stelle is the most precious thing in the world
"Herta wouldn't like me using an orbital cannon on her space station."
*uses it on that same station later*
11:47 Cold Dragon Younger and Cold Dragon Youngest.
Mitsuki : ...I was wrong for asking you.
its insane how they have literally written a shizo protagonist as the player character
AND THAT IT ACTUALLY WORKS
5:45 the pain in the MCs face after trying to be smooth with March😭
i feel like honkai star rail is hoyoverse devs trolling us, and us trolling the hsr world
3:36
In fairness, Dan Heng might have thought it was an animal sleeping in the snow.
Huskies/foxes tend to dig holes, climb into them, curl up into a ball, and let the snow pile up on them for camouflage/heat insulation.
Best case, someone hiding in the snow, worst case, an undomesticated canine that's big enough to make the snow up pile that high.
the HSR protag just has a childish mentality... and i love it. I'm all for it, i hope they never change this about Stelle/Caelus lol
When I got to the closet bit, I knew for certain this was going to be an incredible game.
I still say Miss~ Pela~ to myself whenever I see her in an event or cutscene. My single braincell refuses any other means of acknowledgment.
The random dialogue gives strong Stanley Parable vibes, I can hear the VA every time.
Stelle discovered two doors and walked over to-I wasn’t done speaking yet.
Ah, i remember my first thrash can in this game. The dialogue was so funny that i ended up going around looking for more, screaming "THRASH CAN!" every time i saw one and running towards it. Fun times.
March 7 is a playable paimon🥲
With a less annoying voice
You mean actually lovable lol
Or a human Intertwined Fate
March kinda sounds like amber too
Who's actually funny
Bruh, the foreshadowing of Dan Heng's nickname though lol
When you realize that Caelus and Stelle's hair reminds you of a raccons color scheme
dan heng does indeed have the right to remain silent.
Wait so not getting the vital lore dump instead gets you an awesome comment about a snowmobile!?!
I notice they don't breathe cold air unlike Genshin
And unlike genshin, it doesn't burn your phone into a sinders
cause they aint human
@@tomikun8057 uh... my phone turn into hot potato playing hsr than any other games
@@TheRash_rv Try Genshin. Track your actual usage. I have a usage tracker built into my samsung so I can actually tell
And your point being?
4:49 Dan Heng enjoyed that, he’s got too much on his plate between Stelle dying 24/7 and March… well, being March
i like that some of the narrating sounds like disco elysium like that closet thing i can practically hear the narrator
no lie i love the trio of, march, dan heng, and stelle or caelus, they are funny af
i love the trio's dialogues lmfao
4:47 "if the snow is thick enough, he can eat it!"
"What? Is there something on my face?"
OMG YES SIR
IT'S BEAUTY
The sinister call of the trash can
Haven't felt a connection this deep to the MC of Hoyoverse for a while it really felt great
I already love trailblazer (most popular choice is Stelle hehe) still legit love thos
Mark my words, I will forever be a Stelle main. Love this lil unhinged trash raccoon :)
man, now i kinda regret not choosing Stelle..
I already feel nostalgic watching this 6 months later
I feel like this was one of those hsr videos that everyone who played during launch has seen at least once in their recommended (such as the kuru kuru ringtone vid)
The interaction with the trash cans and closets are West of Loathing-tier
Very good!
i should have pick the female she look chill and also funny as hell
Eh, I like the male mc
Tbh, there's not really much of a difference between the two.
They're both racoons.
I just love that I can play Stelle as such a goofy main character lmao.
Hoyoverse definetly had a lot of fun designing the game
I loved that closet bit. I don't play Star Rail, but just watching that bit amused me. 😆
I have been in tears laughing multiple times while playing this game
Dang Dan heng straight roasted march . First the stelleron and now you.
the discord sounds always get me
IKR 😭
Why am I always choosing the different character other than the MC…
At least the male MC is handsome 😅
And the female MC is cool and funny
@@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97 technically they both act the same
But both Male and Female MC are the same in terms of personality so what did you choose different?
@@haseebbarya8294 looks
@@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97 They act the same, have the same choice dialogues, the same facial expressions, and same personality. It's literally just a guy vs girl looks.
March is so chaotic and I'm here for it. Love that the MC is meme material and Dan Heng is a vibe XD. I love the fact that you have the astral express members alongside you in the missions. Instead of Genshin where I felt like just keep being sent around to do a archon's bidding. Or maybe I've just played Genshin Impact for so long that I'm now bored.
4:39 as soon as i heard this:
SLAP THE SNOW
KICK THE SNOW
iirc there's one part where you rate the hotel hospitality and room also service the thing is when you put your name theres an option "Heisenberg" not sure if thats a reference OR coincidence unless...?
HSR is so random bro, i love it sm😭
the hotel devil is so hilarious bro
6:04 chest in HSR belike:
I’m actually kinda sad that we don’t get to see if March fell over or not
> part 2?
Yes please.
Stelle always looks at you like ur lying and she knows
The trash can dialogue is always the funniest shit
Me going on discord: where is the notification???
Also me replaying and checking the video again finding out that Noamine tricked me successfully:
The fact stelle is chill, I LOVE HER-
Thumbnail got my dirty brain acting unwise
Bro, can I live a day without getting tricked by anyones' discord notifications. 0:18