Bleach(s) abridged: Ishida

[@metal87power]

imagine abridged ishida reaction to the news Quincies are in fact hiding like iluminati in the shadows.

[@meatkirbo]

He’d probably “infiltrate them as a spy”

[@somethingstupid3415]

Its even funnier because quincies are german and yhwach is hitler jesus.

[@Pokeredi.]

Imagine if every quincy including yhwach is as paranoic as ishida in this regard and they made the wanderreich so they can protect themselves from the conspiracy never realizing that they are the secret society they fear so much

[@roymustang5850]

​@@Pokeredi.That would oul be hilarious

[@danielmorrison434]

@@Pokeredi.that’s a Goated idea

[@alexandrakingslayer8288]

"the cube hurts, doesn't it?
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE CUBE OF TRUTH!"

[@fizzysoda7842]

"I'M GLAD THAT I'M FUCKING BATMAN"

[@prodigy6804]

"Who's son is your daddy?" 😂

[@YamatoTre]

In an age where the art of abridging is lost, this brings back fond memories. Thank you, Epic Toe, which is a sentence I never thought I'd utter in my life.

[@MisterVestige]

nah abridging is more alive than ever, especially in the last few years, the algorithm just doesn't push it as much as they used to

[@YamatoTre]

@@MisterVestige Links braddah, I want more. おすすめくれてお願いします

[@mokkun517]

Sorry but for me i have to agree with yamatotre on this for me half of them these days have been acting like overly cynical replacements for the actual show like sword art online abridged or the ones that i actually enjoyed like purpleeyswtf have just stopped making videos completely if you know of stuff like that which actually feels like it is made by a fan of the show that puts humor first story and characters second with some occasional drama but not alot and is still uploading videos please let me know if not that is fine i am sorry this is so long i just have noone to talk to about stuff like this so i do not blame anyone for not reading this goodbye

[@snowriff4464]

2:10 dAvId TENNANT-

[@Legnid]

12:34 I don't keep up with my friend's life, I should be more attentive.
Relatable.

[@ophiuchus_kin]

"Who's your daddy?"
"Yo- Ywach"

[@personthing7733]

lets say hypothetically you are Uryu, then hypothetically speaking who would be your daddy?

[@haydenlee8332]

Conspiracy Theorist Ishida Uryu!!

[@footlong7980]

You need to make one about Gin lol. Keep em coming!

[@SirMorro]

mmmmmmmmmmmmhm

[@MuckSoulfly]

mmmm

[@redoublement4607]

@@footlong7980 hmmmmmm

[@footlong7980]

6:41 SPIrIT Te-lUH-pathY 🎶

[@SambreakerSasaki]

Absolutely criminal that you cut off the "It begiiiiiiinnnnsss"

[@wadurito]

Aye thanks for putting credit in the description, thats a great series to binge lol.

[@foxgambles]

This was hilarious man please tell me you'll keep these coming especially with the new season! My sister and I both collectively forgot Uryu's actual personality lol your rendition of him is great I'd watch a whole show just about him 😂

[@wadurito]

These are just clips from Project Mouthwash's "Bleach S Abridged" series. You should check out the original, they're great too. Link's already in the description.

[@MisterVestige]

this is Project Mouthwash

[@angelicfox7468]

I wonder how he'd react to the fact that all his theory's are fucking wrong. Lol

[@jojogacha974]

Is the supposedly supposed to reference shrifts?

[@redoublement4607]

You cut out the rap battle?!

[@moonslayer5146]

wait..let's say for a moment you are Uryu, then who's Ishida?

[@splo_inky]

4:15 Quincy fact 619

[@jojogacha974]

MY DAD SUCKS AND HE WILL NEVER BE PROUD OF ME

[@jojogacha974]

“MY DAD SUCKS AND HE WILL NEVER BE PROUD OF ME”