The Pride Month Final Exam
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ก.ย. 2024
- and he passes with flying colors
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Stream date: 07-10-2024
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#northernlion #clips
I love that he tried to play it cool and then jumped straight to "penis explosion" HOLY!
Especially since there's such a more normal answer of trans men without a penis lol
There are dozens of us. NL is the only person openly supporting us. God Bless
Have you or a loved one suffered from spontaneous penis explosion?
This is the NL bit i've trained all my life to culturally understand
This is a great comment
Stay pegged lads, they'll never take us alive
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I was so hype to get the Mishima shit
Stay pegged everyone, there's nothing wrong with it.
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Sucking it is kinda gay tho right.
@@williammitchell6254nah if it's a girl it's straight thems the rules
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Guys how hard is AP Pride Month should I just take Honors Pride Month
This is what liberals are teaching our kids folks
I couldn't get past homosexuality 102... It's over for me
This is the America Joe Biden wants smh
TBH I’d take IB pride month if your school offers that, but I hear the AP is super difficult, you have to label every muppet
@@mrpseudonym893every muppet??? what percentage of the grade is that worth?
This man has the articulation and vernacular of an Athenian orator and this is how he uses it
"oh so for you they're just puppets" is the funniest thing he's said in months holy
when i heard that i went THEY'RE NOT "JUST PUPPETS" TO EVERYBODY????? really loud in my head
@@br0ck689 I did the exact same thing 😭
NL has transcended to “enlightened ally” status
when i was in high school one of my best friends triggered a family meeting after his parents caught him sending a photo of a strapon he found in his parents' bedroom closet to a mutual friend being like "why tf do they have this lol"
😭they sat him down and very seriously explained to him that they used it bc his dad was born with a small penis 😭😭
OMG
great bit. telling your kids you have a small penis so they don't find out you're getting pegged
Oh my god.
So did he get his penis from his mom's side or his dad's
did he inherit it
I appreciate the earnest “dad with a gay son who just came out” energy of Ryan here.
God bless those supportive parents who somehow always end up being embarrassing but you can tell the effort is there
I love how he describes the combinations of threesomes “it’s like asking me what’s your favorite star in the universe, I don’t know brother I haven’t seen them all there’s an infinite amount” brought a tear to my eye
16:27 He answered so quickly and so correctly it's insane.
He was thinking about all the characters for awhile
Imagining semi-frequent cutaways from the muppet orgy to Statler and Waldorf up in their usual box seats, heckling everyone’s performance
I had to pause and almost comment the same thing 😭 that was an athletic response
"they're watching" sent my sides into orbit
@@PaintraSeaPeaOmg you're an nl fan?? You're on the right side of history right here
Clearly nobody here has watched "the muppets." from 2015. Fozzy has a girlfriend, and in an early date there's a scene in his car where he says "When your online profile says 'Passionate bear looking for love,' you get a loooot of wrong responses. Well... Not WRONG, just wrong for me."
the chat was pointing out that fozzy is canonically straight
I think whenever they were talking about fozzy they meant gonzo lmao, blue cool gay with sink nose
*Jigsaw voice* For your final challenge: dont tell your friends that you're straight for 5 min 🥤
aw hell nah jigsaw yo ass tweakin
😂
NL trying to figure out queer culture is both incredibly funny and actually kinda sweet.
People have grown so accustomed to curiosity just being a masquerade to attack them that genuine discourse gets people defensive. It's sad.
i love that NL’s idea of a guy pegging another guy could only be from a causality of war rather than a trans guy lol. he still maintained his allyship just from an odd angle lmao
Are u dumb? He said that cuz nl thinks that pegging is only when u just take dick in ur ass, he doesn't realise there are other tools. So he said that about the injury cuz otherwise a guy would just use his own dick on the guy, not a silicon one, but he has no idea that these gay mf's are walking around with the silicons in their ass
Has to be an exploded penis. No other options.
The whole bit I was begging for chat to inform him of trans men existing lmao
nl discovering trans men exists parallels to dan discovering polish people exists
well that's just normal homosexual penetrative sex in that case
NL really called one third of all peggings “a small slice”
never leave this man alone with your pie
The gay lies not in the act, but in the hearts and minds of the actors. Lots of gay people have had hetero sex and straight people have had gay sex . At the end of the day gender and even sexuality are social constructs; labels we give to generalizations about the likes and dislikes of large groups of people. To measure one's self by those generalizations can be useful to establish a community and meet kindred spirits, but useing those same generalizations to categorize others becomes a bit fraught. Everybody is different, generalizations dont work on an individual level.
Live your life. Get pegged.
Me when I'm curious about the nature of human experience unlike my own with the one life I have on this blue marble 🖐😲🖐
All time youtube comment. Embrace diversity. World peace✌️✌️
watching NL talk about queer stuff feels like climbing up to the wise old man on the mountain and after a long thoughtful converstion about boning with the boys he smiles and goes "hmmmmyes... Theree are still things to be learned from this world..."
I feel like NL’s questions have unironically helped me learn about my own sexuality
Omg that's great how did that happen
@@Nikowo1610 yo yo yo he took a bite of gum gum
when he said the thing about ”i guess if i were to suck a dick as a straight guy i would just be bored” and thinking about that is so interesting because i just can not comprehend how a heterosexual man would feel about sucking penis. It’s like damn man that’s kind of a lot to think about
@@akumoth8357+2
we love self-discovery, don't we folks?
"whats a pillow princes because people were accusing me of being that" holy shit
Jesus that Jester clip fucking got me, I keep forgetting that Lethal Company can be scary when NL keeps talking about the Muppets' sex life
can't wait for next pride month when he starts learning about trans ppl
Feel like he's already pretty much right on the money with his thought process
Despite watching for so long I never knew Dumbdog was ace.
what is ace
@@FireDevil506Asexual, meaning one doesn’t feel sexual attraction to anyone
@@FireDevil506 It's a visual novel about an attorney.
@@TotalNigelFargothDeath+2
@@TotalNigelFargothDeathit’s a visual novel about an attorney that doesn’t feel sexual attraction
19:29 Proof of NL being a secret sub, he just sat there and died.
Gonzo is a gooner
1:32 he went on and on about how rare it is then said max 49% 😭
God, I fucking love Apollo
remove the fucking, he's ace
@@gnerus1972 me too
I don’t love *fucking* Apollo 💜
Listen, Ryan, it's not that you can't ask the quæstions-in fact, it reflects well on you that you do-you just can't expect poor Apollo to have all the answers for you
As a trans dude I did lose my penis in the war. Sad times.
so was your bottom surgery covered under insurance as a workplace incident?
He’s so right he’s never been more right
Ace Pride
yeeeaaahhh!
Let's gooooooooooo
me when I eat a fire devil fruit
This is the most based bit he has ever done
Seeing as you're a Homestuck, I can trust your opinions on being gay.
@@ax-xq3eklove that hes "a homestuck" and not just a homestuck fan lmaoooooo
@@ax-xq3ekfair tbh
@@ax-xq3ekoh lmao coming back the next day I now realize I read your comment wrong
I thought you said "knowing you're a Homestuck fan I *can't* trust your opinions on being gay" lol
@@alierk542being a homestuck is more recognisable that being a Polish person
When bro started making analogies to fruits and veg it was so over for me, I had no clue what was happening lol
god hes just a fucking savant
bro never heard of a trans dude , love his genuine interest tho!
He usually asks his questions about the gay culture, surely soon the trans knowledge will also be fed to him, seductively, with a hand holding his chin up while he sips from the wooden spoon like a sub
nah all trans guys i know lost their dicks in the military so he’s right
At least he's heard of Polish people
Loll so glad to see this comment decently high up, I thought the same thing back when I saw the initial clip. You’d think that would have been covered at some point in the pride month course? lol. I do appreciate the curiosity and open conversation as well but the regular trans erasure can be a bit frustrating at times
i do think it’s funny he thought of the extremely unlikely event of a man getting his cock blown off in war
'NYEM NYEM NYEM EEEW' fucking killed me
same ICANT
@@thatoneblueperson9286
NL stands as the strongest warrior of gock
There are genuine tears falling down my cheeks what in God’s name have I stumbled upon
holy cow
8:12 He does in fact say "daj mi buzi" (like an american who heard a polish person say it) which is "kiss me" in polish or more literally "give me a kiss"
gay german pirate guiding his inexperienced boyfriend: daj mi buzi
@@kildeer +2
Kinda looks like the Romanian "dă-mi buze" which just means "give me lips"
@@Bobogdan258 "buzia" just means face in Polish but the phrase "daj mi buzi" means "give me a kiss". so it's kinda similar in Romanian and Polish it seems
I didn't know Apollo identified as ace! We love ace representation 🫶
🖤🩶🤍💜 Hell yeah!
I don't know if it's just me, but this retroactively makes all the absurd sex raps during Jackbox funnier to me. Like, Apollo's just sitting there and tanking these straight guys' extremely horny faux-homosexual raps about one another lmao
(I'm aware not all ace people are sex-repulsed, and it doesn't seem like Apollo minds. The mental image is just great)
@@aBlackMageI thought Kory and Justin were bi????? Maybe I read misinformation
I don’t know how to word this, but as a gay dude I don’t like when people say representation in that context. A fictional gay character in The Office is gay representation. Not me, you know?
@@pultofcat8615real
@@pultofcat8615I think it really depends on how a person presents themselves. If it's just incidental, I don't think it should be touted as an example
i didnt know apollo was ace until this video hes just like me fr
25 years of being gay and watching the muppets have prepafed me for this exaxt moment
How the fuck is he so correct 'bratty top' shit, yeah, actually, yeah
I love you librarian, but also, NL was poppin off on this exam
1:08 oh the ol gay Ernest Hemingway thought experiment.
didn't know apollo was ace ngl
me either, i only knew he was bi
Fozzie bear when he's about to spit on that thang "Hawka hawka!"
MISHIMA MENTIONED ONCE AGAIN, RAAAAAAAHH🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
Pfp checks out
The only type of Mishima I know is the Mishima family from Tekken
tfw you study japanese for years just to read 400 pages of mishima describing his orgasms
and he got the mishima lore about 60% accurate. i'll take it
Can't believe he got away with the double seppuku story twice.
4:07 vine boom
12:35 Love it when Enelle talks about the goofy seppuku
im a little late sorry
[You have been fined 108 +2s.]
Its ok just be more punctual next time ok
i didn't really relate to this, cuz i kinda see Mrs. Piggy as a dom and Kermy as a switch personally. I can buy Mrs. Piggy as a brat i suppose, but that's not how i see her.
This comment would kill a Victorian child
Nah i agree with NL 100%, Strong domineering personality that acts passive and sweet because she prefers to be veiwed that way, thats strong brat vibes.
Fozzy obviously a bear
Everytime I see an NL clip I feel like forbidden knowledge is entering my soul.
At this point I'm almost certain that NL has to inquire about gay lifestyles every lunar cycle.
1:43 Korean bros... don't look..
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I'm giving him the pass. He's earned it.
1:20 I was expecting he to talk about trans men lmaoooo
Literally the most based guy and he doesn’t even try
NLs mind cannot comprehend a Trans man
Northernlion: Queer Icon
FoZy is a bear
Based on the thumbnail i was hoping they would talk about the gay icon The Muppet Joker (aka The Croaker)
i love this man so much its crazy
15:55 ‘see, I’m asexual.’ ‘oh, so for you, they’re just puppets’
FUCKIN FOUL 😭
NIGHTSWIMMING PARODY WE WON
this is a classic
"dama huzi polka" or whatever he was saying is definitely not kiss me in Polish
They're so close to realizing that sexuality is arbitrary, they're sooooo close
i've been crying from laughter for the last 5 minutes from 16:43
NL forgot that trans people exist. Also, doesn't know the long discourse on identity and the difference between being and doing. ☠️
throughout the whole discussion, none of them remembered that trans people exist
Wooooo
magi
such a banger video
Incredible video
The outro songs went crazy
Rice music!!!!!!!🎵
The bell monster IS REAL!
Based NL is genuinely my favorite thing. Since half the streamers I used to watch are wildly bigoted, it's really reassuring
Right at the beginning, I would ask “what’s straight sex?” Because if it’s between a man and a woman, then it’s less gay to be pegged since that is also between a man and a woman.
Rice Cooker - REM into Rice Cooker - Belle and Sebastian is great
7:25 I didn’t expect a horse in this video
extra credit: Does NL know what a "side" is?
Is the pride final exam curved?
🌈 yes
Well it ain't STRAIGHT brother. 🌈
He is so correct its unreal
Man really knows his Mishima damn
Librarian cooked on this edit holyyyy
Man, these need Elden Ring warnings on.
fozzy is findom
Fozzie Bear is a bear, but they were discussing positions. Bear isn't a position, a bear can be a pillow princess or a service top.
Fozzie is a standard bottom.
15:15 Roadside Picnic.
NL aced his gay exam
aced it?? idk man he doesnt seem very ace
shoutout fozzy bear the bear
g1rld1ck :3
My favorite
Yes
That is one word I can't say I ever expected to see in 13375p34k
NL is Yellow Angry Bird coded
🖤🩶💜🤍
16:27 Funniest part
16:40 is like George: w BUEH