The Modern Day Socrates
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 พ.ย. 2024
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Twitch: / northernlion
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Stream date: 06-18-2024
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"You're going to start at the beginning."
"I should be so lucky, man. That's where the mountain's easiest"
damn...
Bro's smurfing
Reincarnation maxxing?
samsaracore
🗿🗿🗿
NL sex questions are like "If a train leaves the station at 3am at 70mph and a second train leaves at 4pm at 85mph but the second train is reverse cowgirling and the first train is choosing dinner, which train is dom and which train is bottom?"
+2
Me when the math teacher is forced to teach health class
+2222222222222
I thought you were exaggerating but then he literally brought kinematics into it
Get it twisted, youre not used to a streamer that goes outside.
should be a channel banner lmao
Call me Sisyphus the way I get to top everyday
sissyphussy
call me sisyphus the way I'm always trying to top but still somehow always end up on the bottom
+2 holy
Type B maxxing
call me sisyphus the way i go down every day
@14:00 "I'm not falling victim to your axiom that all information must have a practical use in order to be valuable; Simply to have some of the mysteries of the world revealed to me has value in and of itself. It's a pleasure to learn more about the blue marble that I'm on the one time that I'm going to be here man. Brings me a little bit closer to everyone :)."
What a quote, the way he articulates his thoughts is crazy to me sometimes lol
he's so real sometimes
Yea this shit goes hard
Honestly beautiful, poetic, and moving. I love this man's spirit
chat going "no thats wrong" and "yeah correct" simultaneously about bottom/top vs dom/sub as if there was a committee that decided any of this is peak chat
for me it's the long list of "Yes."es as if anyone could be so confidently sure of the acutely specific questions. Chat is populated by the worldwide gay census department
There is an answer though. Power bottom and service top are a thing.
Saw the comment "powerless top" and that got me howling
TH-cam comments once again on point with the "best of Twitch chat" 😂
Don’t bring the omega verse into this with your howling
The brat tamer callout is honestly disgustingly accurate
Chat's the brat. NL the tamer.
Chat tamer
The most underrated quote in this video is when he reads out the chatter message "Google is your friend" and responds with "I used to think that to". There are like 9 ways to interpret it. He's a mastermind. He's goddamn screenwriting intricate plot twists into reality LIVE.
The Modern Day Scrotos
+2 😂
I canttttt 😂
that's why he bald
"'Go more right.' Okay, NickMercs." Hoooooooooooooly he's too quick with it.
NL and not being able to rotate shapes in his mind, a tale as old as time
"Can you have a throuple with three subs?" Yes that's the most common configuration
Gay sex is a lot like freestyle Jazz and it’s lack of rules scares NL.
Bisexual Barry from Bee movie be like:
_"Ya like jazz?"_
while i understand you’re being unserious i feel it necessary to point out that despite its name, freestyle jazz has plenty of rules
@@GiveMeTheRice You could have stopped at "I understand you're being unserious".
It's about the dicks you don't suck
@@GiveMeTheRicehey gay sex has lots of rules to xd
If two subs start dating they eat one another like an Ouroboros
true story happened to me
+2
Isn't that just 69ing?
That hits home
+69
Socrates nuts.
NL trying to learn sex terminology like it's Algebra is one of my favourite bits.
competitive gay sex has gotten too sweaty that's why i quit
+2
I may just be salty but "why are you so curious?" has to be the most ignorant question I've ever heard
If one asks from a place of authentic astonishment, "why are you so curious," they are cooked harder than a dementia ridden grandma in charge of Thanksgiving for the orphanage's junk drawer casserole.
We're vers switch guys, of course we bottom from the top!
I know hes just doing it for the banter but i wish so badly i could have this conversation with him because he's actually hitting on an interesting topic and people do use these terms in confusing ways all the time.
Wendy's is a pretty submissive restaurant when you think about it
@@mimbomimboI have no clue why but I must +2
MMMM one bubbling brew of hemlock to wash these conspicuous thoughts down
_feeds NL a sip of hemlock_
NL: "OOOOOH, NO SPICY! NO SPICY!"
"A GHOST PEPPER, dipped in Papa Socrates' HEMLOCK CHILI OILLLL"
Saruman possessing Theodin getting ridden soft by Gandalf: "You have no power here"
this might be the best librarian clip ever posted
3:53 "'Google is your friend'? I used to believe that too." Man does not miss
Librarian saves my morning once again
I’m at work but basically top ≠ dom, but top is by definition the one that penetrates. Someone saying the bottom can be the one that penetrates is just wrong. Top and Bottom are sexual positions. (Top: Giving. Bottom: Receiving) You can be a dom and still be penetrated (hence why we get the Power Bottom.
Also Switch and Vers are the same thing don’t get it twisted. It can apply to both sexual practices and power dynamics.
I agree with you except for the last part. I’ve only ever heard switch used in regard to power dynamics and vers used in regard to sexual positions
Ooooh, so it's not anything to do with relative position to one another? Like if someone was riding you cowboy/girl, then you'd obviously be the one penetrating, but you're still at the bottom, but you would still be considered topping?
@@tb4076 if the rider is in control, they're the dom, but the rider can be the one motioning and still be a sub if they're being told what to do, for example.
Gotta be honest, not the biggest fan of applying BDSM terms to vanilla sex.
Like, you're not a dom just because you're in control of the sex. You're a dom if you're practicing BDSM and the one who's dominant (tying up your partner, humiliating them, hurting them, etc).
I would use the terms active and passive.
I'm so dumb I thought top literally meant on top, so like someone riding a dick while the other person is laying down would be "topping" them. Genuinely eye opening
When he said "The journey of a thousand miles starts with a single morales" I knew I was watching a wise philosopher
It's not a stretch to imagine these were the exact conversations the ancient Greeks were having
Okay but i dated a sub and we could never decide where to eat, so maybe he's onto something
a lot of the the dynamics boil down to dichotomies like top vs bottom and dom vs sub just not always aligning which is where the confusion is at like they just arent built to always line up
1:28 always sunny bit, you see its about generating power
truly a once in a generation mind
i prefer dominos but i don’t really think subway is comparable
When librarian uploads i pat my tummy and go Ho ho ho
Putting these up right before my wake up is such a treat. Thank you, thank you.
"Socrates had many students like Plato, who learned everything they could from him"
You know, I'm something of a modern-day Plato myself
"Lebron James Harden Metapod" had me weak
Librarian has helped me to supplant my podcast addiction with these clips.
One addiction to another. AND I'M HOOKED
I love you plato (librarian)
Seriously, I don't know if the world lost or gained a great thinker when he decided to be a streamer
3 tops is just gachimuchi
"I'll show you who the boss of this gym is" *He says before another man repeats the phrase to him and the other in the gym locker room.*
Thanks to Magic The Gathering, we know Socratic dialogue is a crime.
He's a lifestyle dom.
i only see street/vert dichotomy
e: ofc switch is when you goofy from the regular (or vice versa)
Me when they hit me with the mongo 😳
can I get this in first grade vernacular
@@Drekromancer street is when you love grinding and vert is when you take on the huge pipe
For the Car analogy, top position would be driver and bottom would be passenger seat, but the Dom allows decisions on where they are going, and the sub participates.
5:53 saved for later
Just got home from work. Its summer. But i wanna turn on the fireplace every morning just to watch Librarian.
Turn it on. Fire is life.
@@Gandhi_Physique you're right. And life's too short.
That last line almost made me tear up a little 🥹
“passin’ it back and forth, xabi alonso” ???
Y'all are waaaay overthinking this NL is 1,000% vanilla lmaooo
the top and bottom clip is getting so much mileage i love it LOL
9:42 where the hell did he get Xabi Alonso from lmaoo
Why does the video start with a JOI bit
CAUGHT
rewatching the start after reading this had me burst out laughing.
Xabi Alonso reference killed me
The straightest thing he ever said during this stream was the driving thing😂😂
2:52 🗣🔥💯
"can you dom from the bottom" yes NL. It's called "Power Bottoming"
Love the Mr.Rogers like sendoff before the outro. Great stuff as always Librarian and Anal
wait til he finds out about service tops
Holy shit NL was really generating interesting discussion in these clips.
I mean he usually does but this just feels like peak NL banter.
the “lightning crashes” cover is sick
2 months ago: "The Modern Day Aristotle and Socrates"
Now: "The Modern Day Socrates"
The heck happened to Aristotle? Is he OK?
he moved to kick
@@TheLibraryofLetourneau Oh no... a fate worse than death...
Socrates decided where to eat on his behalf, so now only Socrates has his name on the sign
He’s gonna have so many questions for Apollo and Chiblee the next time they do Lethal.
13:01 what is this train of thought
“man ur kinda topping from the bottom in this game”
4:30 yoooo that Nickmerc's comment was THE definitive +2.22....... god DAMN
Man is learning about BDSM live on stream, what’s happening
9:07 chatter may have cooked
Im supposed to be doing an essay due 12am and I'm watching this
He finally pronounced "throuple" right!
The Rachel Sennott Borat joke made me laugh way too hard
Started from the bottom now we here
10/10
Ending hit hard, unparalleled cinema
Sometimes you have to be a switch out of necessity because it's easier that way.
Bros curious
9:49 "thats called porn bro" ICANT
to the chatter who said "ok I'm trying to eat": if you can't eat a wet burrito while pondering sex dynamics without losing your appetite then you don't deserve the wet burrito
chat is leading this man horribly astray lmao
NL is so good at asking questions but by god he needs to get a second because chat is not holding up their end of the conversation
And I dont mean "ask an expert" i mean "another person asking with the same amount of information and curiosity"
Nah so you see, if you got your sub driving you around that person is being your chauffeur basically, they gotta open and close your door, they gotta make sure you get somewhere on time to the specific destination and shit. Having the sub doing the driving isn't that weird since you're basically chilling as they do the work
Topping and bottoming I find usually is not used in much conjunction at all with the kinesthetics of it
Nl isnt a daddy dom
Hes a dad service top
I think it's great that NL is able to earnestly ask the strangest questions I've ever heard in a world where pundits like tucker Carlson will ask the same thing and then frame it like it's the downfall of society
4:55 no it isn't?!
5:09 5:11 5:17 yes. Also dom/sub is mostly a BDSM nomenclature, I assume he means top/bottom (tho my answers work for D/S as well)
6:35 no (ok, I guess he did mean S/D)
hey librarian can you make a NL pride month questions supercut at the end of the month?
This video revealed to me that Nothernlion is a Live fan, therefore making him the true Socrates of our time
what a beautiful ending
he should watch love and leashes
Dunno if that fits his description but it could be something
NL should play more Sisyphus so we can hear more insight on the modern life
he played 3 hours today and ended up where he started so if he keeps going we will have plenty more sisyphus
Well at least he's saying throuple right now.
The Modern Day Diogenes
+2
the kinematics...
"Is it possible to have 3 subs in a thruple" holy shit new kink unlocked, im placing that up there with quadriplegic thruple 💀
UM ACTUALLY, Camus was the philosopher that discussed Sisyphus, and created the phrase "We must imagine Sisyphus happy"
I think we need a mathematician
Anna Kendrick Lamar Odom
Bow down
People in the bdsm community have debated that shit so much it ended up on a CSI episode and I'm not even in the bdsm community
i thought that was a nintendo console.
thats a switch?
i thought a switch was the part of the song before the chrous
thats a verse?
Joel