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  • @staidenofanarchy
    @staidenofanarchy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1401

    After working as a delivery biker in Chicago for around 8 months, I can tell you that there are 'bicycle bars.' Its an actual thing. As for the flash mob, I never got called away to harass a detective.

    • @mikeeaston4431
      @mikeeaston4431 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nahh

    • @greenblizard
      @greenblizard 8 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      clearly you just weren't a part of the "in" crowd. they do detective harassment once every 2 weeks

    • @staidenofanarchy
      @staidenofanarchy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      4 months late on my response lol, but everyone worked really weird hours, so it's no so much a 'biker bar,' it was more of 'we were always the only ones there.'

    • @barrylird
      @barrylird 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can back this claim

    • @MarkCactus59
      @MarkCactus59 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is still time.

  • @dracson237
    @dracson237 8 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    5:49 so we're just gonna ignore that?
    ok

    • @hotduelist
      @hotduelist 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      That shoulda been a sin instead of the detectives random talking ones

    • @dracson237
      @dracson237 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +hotduelist true. The detective one wasn't really that big of a deal to me.

    • @10RexTheWolf01
      @10RexTheWolf01 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      well hes dead so...... yeah

    • @darthbass4576
      @darthbass4576 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      dracson237 ii

    • @bloodyrose2076
      @bloodyrose2076 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I thought I was the only one. The cab is a dick to other drivers. *Ding*

  • @CountChrisdo
    @CountChrisdo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    Jaimie Chung does this really bad chinese accent throughout the movie but speaks mandarin with her regular american accent... *ding*

    • @R3fug333
      @R3fug333 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mandarine...

    • @CountChrisdo
      @CountChrisdo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      R3fug33 im too lazy to fix the typo lol

    • @PeteBuns
      @PeteBuns 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      No, the word is mandarin. You're stupid.

    • @jubilantsleep
      @jubilantsleep 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jack Bell Yeah, it really is Mandarin. Even I knew that, and I only took Japanese in college (figured Chinese would be too hard.).

    • @krazygurl1321
      @krazygurl1321 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +R3fug33 that's the fruit

  • @RasoKye
    @RasoKye 9 ปีที่แล้ว +964

    There was a deleted scene in this movie, that the kid finds a package, it turns out to be a bomb and wipes out the entire city, and the kid gets electric powers.....
    Or was that something else.

    • @sadmyspaceuser
      @sadmyspaceuser 9 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Infamous lol

    • @MultiZeus96
      @MultiZeus96 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      david wright obviously that's what he was talking about

    • @figrmm
      @figrmm 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HAHAHAHAHa Well played, HAHAHAHAHA Well played

    • @jasonmantiger22
      @jasonmantiger22 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂👏👏 funny

    • @codycrowe9623
      @codycrowe9623 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This made my day

  • @godofcrap42
    @godofcrap42 10 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    So, it's a film about General Zod chasing Robin?

  • @dizlecki
    @dizlecki 8 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    The guy that did the impound scene is actually sponsored by RedBull

  • @pennmaster
    @pennmaster 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    how about the part where Wilee finally crashes and breaks his ribs so bad he can't move and the lightest touch is torture to him. But once they get to the impound lot he is back to normal? I couldn't believe it. .

    • @Messilegend1000
      @Messilegend1000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fuck me man, i thought the same. Also, this movie extended its fucking plot that the chinese girl wont make the delivery herself, or that Sister chen wont take money, or that old chinese guy wont call her and say "money recieved. Do job"

  • @ThePirateburke86
    @ThePirateburke86 8 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I was waiting for him to say "I WILL FIND HIM!"

    • @dl4android
      @dl4android 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +Beardsley McBeard Underrated comment is underrated.

    • @yedoom
      @yedoom 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Rutvik Dixit Ding

    • @MrShadowpanther3
      @MrShadowpanther3 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      7:24

    • @ybaccount7549
      @ybaccount7549 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I KNEW it was coming

  • @musicadictor
    @musicadictor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    After the bonus round, I can confidently say that this Bobby character seems to be the best thing about the movie

  • @ColeVecsion
    @ColeVecsion 9 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    Zod, why are you chase'n Robin?

    • @nicoleharris4192
      @nicoleharris4192 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Basil Ali (Basil THE HOPE Ali) Unfortunately, it probably won't happen. Christian Bale is no longer the lead actor, and the entire franchise has been rebooted for Justice League.

    • @thomashenry4588
      @thomashenry4588 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Never thankfully.

    • @eddiebacon127
      @eddiebacon127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Supposedly he becomes nightwing in a solo film in 2019

    • @oldbot64
      @oldbot64 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      hot damn this guy really was zod

  • @nickkurtz512
    @nickkurtz512 8 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    I still don't know what the fuck the plot of this movie is.

    • @nickmendez3707
      @nickmendez3707 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Illegal document transfers

    • @brokenjesuit2297
      @brokenjesuit2297 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      to steal money from people who dont care whats playing because theyre just trying to get a handjob in the theater anyway

    • @musicmaster417
      @musicmaster417 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      just an bicycle ad or something. That's the plot

    • @donflamingo8375
      @donflamingo8375 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      BadPeople1100 nice

  • @AppleJacksApple1
    @AppleJacksApple1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    That flash mob was lightly patting him on the back. If you watched that scene on mute, you could have probably imagine the riders saying, " Hey! Good job, man!"

  • @matttorres5510
    @matttorres5510 8 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    1006
    +100
    1116
    ???????
    Math sins.

  • @HollywoodCIA
    @HollywoodCIA 11 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Love this channel...it takes a lot of work to find out every inconsistency in a movie

    • @qwerty6416
      @qwerty6416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      no it doesn’t lol

    • @Rbcinema68
      @Rbcinema68 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is joking dumass

    • @Tom-en1mu
      @Tom-en1mu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Rbcinema68 honestly it's hard to tell. Cinemasins claims to be satire. So how do you know this guy isn't serious aswell? Cinemasins fanboys seems to protect them with "iTs SaTiRe" and hear you are defending this guy who's making a strong claim with no indication it's a joke with "He's joking". But yh, the the guy who disagreed is a dumbass lol

    • @--mellow--
      @--mellow-- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It also takes a lot of work to care about those inconsistencies

    • @idlehour
      @idlehour 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It does take effort with the # of movies sinned. And this channel is making a lot of $, if you take this seriously thats. Unfortunate. The sarcastic point outs are entertainment nothing else. I don't think Jeromy cares as much as people think he does when he picks gripes and filming issues. I can understand everyone has a different sense of humor, but the term fanboy is ignorant as hell and i don't think such a group exists. Watching videos you enjoy regularly doesn't make a "fanboy" saying Nintendo is better than Sony despite any flaws on the supporting end is what that term means or meant like 14 years ago.

  • @JamesMatthiasHow
    @JamesMatthiasHow 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Great mashup at the end. The Burbs, Man of Steel, Xmen 2.

  • @jumpmanajf
    @jumpmanajf 11 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love this movie so much fun and knowing exactly how seriously to take itself not to mention the chases were absolutely bad ass

  • @hackum1
    @hackum1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    This video was way more enjoyable than the movie itself.

  • @amydee9501
    @amydee9501 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The flash mob at the end was exactly what Wiley needed. Officer Monday was in the middle of explaining how he could do anything on that street and no one would testify. Without outside help, Wiley would have been shot. The flash mob filled the street with witnesses, though, so Monday couldn't follow through. However, he was still a cop, so the mob couldn't do anything *too* unruly. They provided a largely harmless (if annoying) distraction.

  • @toocool4u10
    @toocool4u10 11 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    you guys forgot the fact that he had broken/fractured ribs after the car incident and was able to ride a bike, while doing tricks and fake as though that he never got hurt at the end

  • @FRamps
    @FRamps 11 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The editing you do at the end of each video is truly the most hilarious part!

  • @Stryke607
    @Stryke607 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Seriously, General Zod was funny as hell :D

  • @KingreX32
    @KingreX32 9 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    After trying to teraform Earth failed. Zod grew out his hair became a detective.

    • @thetalkingbear
      @thetalkingbear 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It was lucky that Superman was feeling remorseful the week prior and used his laser eyes to fix his neck. =D

    • @KingreX32
      @KingreX32 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We Fall and erased his memories and supressed his powers. Unfortunately due to the memory wiping he frequently talks to himself

    • @blakekneippfilms
      @blakekneippfilms 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      This came out first

    • @danduarte071
      @danduarte071 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dr. Olympus more like DR. Obvious

    • @blakekneippfilms
      @blakekneippfilms 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      danny duarte no

  • @mavenesquith6825
    @mavenesquith6825 9 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Are movie editors hiring your yet to double check their movies for mistakes before release? They should be. I feel like it would up the quality because you point out a lot of things that they should have caught. You review movies that I like and I end up feeling bad that simple things could have been fixed to make them even better.

    • @vicenter1000
      @vicenter1000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +Donja McGuire they don´t care and don´t need a person for that really, it´s not like they are going to listen to this guy and do tons of scenes again

    • @mavenesquith6825
      @mavenesquith6825 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It would be cool though

    • @vicenter1000
      @vicenter1000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Donja McGuire yeah, but to be truthful, when i watch a movie I don´t tend to find the mistakes, so it isn´t the biggest concern to me

    • @mavenesquith6825
      @mavenesquith6825 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't notice a lot of them on the first watch either but my nature is perfectionist so knowing that I had made a movie with so many mistakes in it would bother me and I would probably seek to make something with as little loop holes and mistakes as possible :)

    • @vicenter1000
      @vicenter1000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Donja McGuire yeah, it sucks when you come to ralize some plots are not very good, anyway I like this movie, actually re watched it yesterday

  • @Bunnychan69
    @Bunnychan69 9 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    most of the time when i watch these sin videos i can discern some sort of plot of the movie.....not in this case

    • @Mistah47
      @Mistah47 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      There really isn't one.

    • @MrJapslapmymonkey
      @MrJapslapmymonkey 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Bunny Chan ........ affirmed

    • @Taratorial
      @Taratorial 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Bunny Chan I guess you can say... it's about bikes...

    • @flamingserpanite
      @flamingserpanite 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      +Bunny Chan Joseph Gordon-Levitt is a bike delivery guy. He is hired to deliver a ticket which is a receipt of payment worth about $50,000. The money is meant to be used for the client to sneak her son into America. Michael Shannon is a cop who is in serious gambling debt to the Chinese mafia. He is hunting after JGL because the 50 grand on him is enough to cover his debt. Also some stupid side story about Levitt's ex-girlfriend and his rivalry with her new SO.

  • @tomrodgers6629
    @tomrodgers6629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You have to remove a sin for the Sherlock Holmes thing. Anyone that rides two wheels with or without a motor our minds are constantly scanning and doing threat assessment we got our own little terminator HUD going on in our heads.

  • @CinemaSins
    @CinemaSins  11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We've learned to take all of that in stride, and never take criticism too seriously.

  • @CinemaSins
    @CinemaSins  11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's definitely under-appreciated. I used to watch it a ton myself "way back in the day."

  • @sergeantassassin3425
    @sergeantassassin3425 9 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    5:49
    Guy comes *_this_* close to becoming yet another taxi's hood ornament, yet somehow an SUV just happens to miraculously enter the intersection at that exact time and that exact place to T-bone it and prevent Wilee from becoming an NYC bike messenger statistic (also known as a bloody smear on the pavement.)
    So, uh....just gonna let that one go, CinemaSins?

    • @alanbohannon477
      @alanbohannon477 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      sergeantassassin3 Taxi was most likely trying to run a red light considering not only the character moving but every other car around him. It's justified. And plus, its a pretty cool scene.

    • @sldragon512
      @sldragon512 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alan Bohannon I know it's a movie and that taxi driver most definitely was an idiot who got, albeit a particularly fatal, comeuppance, but that is also still some deus ex machina shit for any biker.

    • @Frodo2426
      @Frodo2426 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Alan Bohannon lol but why did he keep riding, like shouldn't he have helped, he was 5 feet away

    • @ChaosoneX
      @ChaosoneX 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +sergeantassassin3 I'll be honest -- I've never seen this movie except from on here with CS, and the taxi almost gave me heart failure, and I'm sitting in a brightly lit room. Can't figure out the plot of the movie, but it succeeded in making me feel sheer terror for a moment, so it can't be all that bad a movie.

  • @jaypao8203
    @jaypao8203 9 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    I like this movie... What? Don't look at me like that...

    • @reneewright6956
      @reneewright6956 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No one is looking at you any kind of way. Stop being so sensitive. I liked the movie AND I found these sins hilarious!!!! You're ok.

    • @jaypao8203
      @jaypao8203 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Renee Wright Well thank you, but my comment was supposed to be both opinionated and comedic, but again, thank you.

    • @reneewright6956
      @reneewright6956 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My bad. I was trying to be lightweight funny, too.

    • @rafiqputera
      @rafiqputera 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +JayPao me too

    • @kayvillasana7467
      @kayvillasana7467 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      love it too! Joseph Gordon levitt is hot.... :DD

  • @jacobferrera1777
    @jacobferrera1777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    any body else think that this is the story lore for that bicycle hero dude from one punch man?

    • @MonsterKing_97
      @MonsterKing_97 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jacob Ferrera if that's true that would be awesome

  • @B1ackTheRipper
    @B1ackTheRipper 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My ringtone for texts is the Sonic ring noise lol. I checked my phone and was confused when nothing was on the screen xD

  • @washywashie
    @washywashie 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hey, I loved premium rush! It had decent actors, and is more of a just 'kick back' movie and have some snacks, rather than a flawless film. I personally loved Michael Shannon's acting, and the little comedy thrown in also. But hey. that's just my opinion.

    • @sheraldford
      @sheraldford 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hey man, it doesnt have to be perfect to be a good movie (No movie is without sin) and i liked this movie to. However, i love these videos since it shows me what i missed. Also, these vids are for comedy so its ok to not take them seriously :)

  • @starxtreme
    @starxtreme 11 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Nice One Cinema Sins.....Wished they made better use of Michael Shannon here

  • @MattMurley
    @MattMurley 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Despite all that's wrong in this movie, I need to clarify two things:
    1. When Wilee is being loaded into the ambulance, Monday asks the paramedic to let him ride in the back to question him.
    2. Wilee's forearm is bloody after the taxi crash, so that on his arm is not a cast that required a hospital, it's just gauze from the ambulance.
    Everything else is pretty much spot on.

  • @lutherv9433
    @lutherv9433 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like this channel but you’ve made me so critical of movies and in your voice. Thanks.

  • @Astynax27432
    @Astynax27432 10 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Can the fact that this movie EXISTS be added to the sin count, please?

    • @BountyHunterLetsPlaysOnGoogle
      @BountyHunterLetsPlaysOnGoogle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Philo Sophia That is exactly 747 sins worth right there

    • @RyansChannel0203
      @RyansChannel0203 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why? Is it because they did it for the Amazing Spiderman as well? 'This movie exists' is still not a valid point.

    • @Astynax27432
      @Astynax27432 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because they did WHAT? I'm not talking about a special effect. I'm saying the entire storyline is stupid bullshit.

    • @RosekillProductions
      @RosekillProductions 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It got a 75% from rotten tomatoes. It's a solid film regardless of what you think.

    • @zaidmafia
      @zaidmafia 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +James Tracy Can't believe you trust rotten tomatoes

  • @LiyanaMohtar
    @LiyanaMohtar 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i wonder what its like to watch a movie with this guy...

  • @happyhellday3
    @happyhellday3 10 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Y am i the only guy who likes this movie. Sure its fucking stupid and dumb but its so enjoyable

    • @SerathDarklands
      @SerathDarklands 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I loved the movie too.

    • @nicholassmith2009
      @nicholassmith2009 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So do I!!

    • @PirateDion
      @PirateDion 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was a time killer if but only to watch a Jason Gordon Levitt movie.

    • @sauzeeee
      @sauzeeee 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i watched it 3 times. tis an enjoyable movie, indeed.

    • @chiefersutherland8593
      @chiefersutherland8593 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its much more enjoyable when you ride a fixed gear and can actually relate to whats going on.

  • @stymiex
    @stymiex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    More sins:
    1) If he is very dependable for getting a job done, why would he be called Wilee in reference to Wile E Coyote - a character that fails miserably at catching the roadrunner.
    2) He gets back together with his gf as if all their problems are fixed. He still ditched her graduation to participate in a race.
    3) They never explain why the random dude in the gambling establishment wants to stop the ticket from getting to its destination.

    • @justinbocchino5141
      @justinbocchino5141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1) I guess you're right
      2) After everything they've been through during the movie with the adrenaline-pumping danger, they probably have a bond they can't find with anyone else.
      3) the gambling dude wants the ticket because he's in debt to the mob and that ticket is worth $50k

  • @JakesDaMan1
    @JakesDaMan1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I WILL FIND HIM!" ahaha love the references at the end of your vids XD

  • @MegaPlayerXxX
    @MegaPlayerXxX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    There was also a Wilhelm scream. You sin that right?

  • @LMAOuncleDEMO
    @LMAOuncleDEMO 11 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    dude you completely missed a discount jenifer lopez i mean i honestly thought that was her lmao

    • @ernestoencinas2316
      @ernestoencinas2316 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmm you must not be a Booty Connoisseur 🤔🍑

    • @LMAOuncleDEMO
      @LMAOuncleDEMO 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ernestoencinas2316 holy shit. This comment was 6 years ago lmaooooo. Yo blast from the past but anyways no, im a tits guy, if thats what ur asking. Boobs are way more fun 😂

  • @MattJonesbender
    @MattJonesbender 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This may be mentioned already in the comments but i'm not going to bother looking. You forgot the fact that the female lead switches from a free wheel bike to fixed gear just by pulling the brakes off.

  • @damianmayo3174
    @damianmayo3174 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fron 6:00 and on is one if the best bonus rounds ever. And honestly one of the most entertaining things I've watched on TH-cam

  • @BLAKEXDMr
    @BLAKEXDMr 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Since i subscribed on this channel I never saw any movie the same again. Damn. Its like an eye opener

  • @reapanomin899
    @reapanomin899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The first wrong bit,about Wilee being able to see the possible routes.I disagree with it being impossible.If you are a relatively experienced cyclist,you would be able to somehow sense a heck load of danger points,either by instinct or 2 of your senses.
    With that,I only had 1 car accident.Instinct and quick wit saved me in many other situations.And also,please watch some 'proper' fixie riding.

    • @brokenfunnibones
      @brokenfunnibones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly. I sense the danger in Mario kart

  • @taln0reich
    @taln0reich 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    everything wrong with:
    - signs
    - the Day after Tommorow
    - Oblivion (the Tom cruise one)
    - War of the Worlds (also the Tom Cruise one)
    - Star Wars episode one (Bonus Round for everytime Jar Jar sucks)
    - Alien Resurection
    - Skyline
    - Armageddon.

  • @kevinleugan6037
    @kevinleugan6037 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    lmfao, jaimie or whoever the asian girl is speaks English with a heavy "Chinese" accent, and speaks Mandarine with a heavy English accent... -___- *facepalm*

  • @karthik829
    @karthik829 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just love the way you comment on various sins. You rock 🙂

  • @edwinlorenzo1405
    @edwinlorenzo1405 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the messenger bar is actually accurate! I worked for a messenger service called street kings, the last guy who answers the phone for the flash mob, his name is kid He runs it:)

  • @CharlemagneGuy127
    @CharlemagneGuy127 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I never saw this film, so why does Bobby want to practically kill Willie so bad?

    • @Mistah47
      @Mistah47 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Because Willie didn't set it to wumbo.

    • @joshedmensoxd4015
      @joshedmensoxd4015 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +Mistah47 I wumbo, you wumb, he she me wumbo, wumboing, wumbology? Its first grade science

    • @fordkuper9773
      @fordkuper9773 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bobby wants the ticket that Willie has so that he can pay off his gambling debt but Willie won't give it to him.

  • @derpynerdy6294
    @derpynerdy6294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I enjoyed this film its actually quite fun without thinking of criticism and bad stuff

  • @furryfan87243
    @furryfan87243 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    WOW... so this was the popular movie back when it first came out on DVD.
    I'm so glad I didn't see this.

  • @ghinafadhila
    @ghinafadhila 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'Movie rips off the slow motion vision from Sherlock Holmes' LOL EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT

  • @KatloverrFohDahWinandStuff
    @KatloverrFohDahWinandStuff 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I felt the ambulance audio replacement bit from the 'Burbs in my bones :P I knew you had to do it.

  • @SuperBeanSquad
    @SuperBeanSquad 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    *I will find him!*
    And you did! How'd that go for you?

  • @ShatteredGlassRoses
    @ShatteredGlassRoses 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Missed sin: it was WAY too convenient that the taxi that would have run him over in the last scene was hit by a van.

    • @kieranowens3702
      @kieranowens3702 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Another missed sin : He keeps on riding as though that van didn't just smash into a taxi going like 50 an hour. If I was on a bike and a big van just smashed a car going 50 I'd stop and call an ambulance, get the vans number and whatnot.

    • @CountChrisdo
      @CountChrisdo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kieran Owens
      I'd stop just to catch my breath and reflect on the fact that I almost died

    • @codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers
      @codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris Countchrisdo some people think they are heroes.

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kieranowens3702 -- It's New York, man. No you wouldn't.

    • @CliftonPhotographer
      @CliftonPhotographer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kieranowens3702 And apparently you've never seen TH-cam crash videos.
      People consistently record major accidents and from the conversation after the accident doesn't seem like they call the police either.
      It's great that you would call the police though. That's what everyone should do even if the police do respond by saying they have already received a call It is appreciated!

  • @rathelmmc3194
    @rathelmmc3194 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You forgot the biggest sin. The fact that it was a light hearted movie, for the most part, then had an execution style murder straight out of Goodfellas at the end. It didn't fit. The cop should have just been arrested or something fitting with the theme.

    • @TheGr8N8King
      @TheGr8N8King 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep! Totally agree. That was so out of place and not necessary for the tone of the movie. Really odd.

  • @tiyenin
    @tiyenin 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your style has improved since this video.

  • @I.pray.to.George.Carlin
    @I.pray.to.George.Carlin 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Barking at the dog! My favorite "WHAAT?" U have ever said!!! :-)

  • @worganyos
    @worganyos 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:31 Sister Chen only takes Bitcoin. 3:13 typical cop right there...

  • @portal1738
    @portal1738 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    He got shot in the head and didn't notice, damn what a toothache he must've had :D

  • @AzureRoxe
    @AzureRoxe 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Watching Michael Shannon here and then in Man of Steel is kinda funny.

  • @okmino
    @okmino 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the last scene at the end of the video. THE BEST!!1

  • @420smeghead
    @420smeghead 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    THANK YOU for the awesome Burbs reference.

  • @k-im
    @k-im 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:50 so we’re gonna act like some people didn’t just die here? Cause someone definitely died.

  • @candylych
    @candylych 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is one of my all time favourite films

    • @candylych
      @candylych 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      am i missing something?

    • @jheizer111
      @jheizer111 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      George Costanza Whatafak is wrong with you

    • @Lightcube
      @Lightcube 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have to admit.. this movie is the biggest shit i've ever seen.

    • @the_crypter
      @the_crypter 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      CrAcKa JaXxX jesus , dude its been an years since those comments....we don't even know how many of them are alive 😂

    • @Lightcube
      @Lightcube 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Crypter i just want to tell somebody how much this movie sucks in my opinion ;)

  • @se7ensnakes
    @se7ensnakes 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Always remember on the average 150 bicyclist die every year in NYC. On another note I found it odd how the brakes or gears come apart on the road. I have never seen a bike shed equipment like that

    • @ctcole77
      @ctcole77 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like the one where 911 twoofers accuse ANY eyewitnesses that disagree with their magical theories as being "paid actors" :-)

    • @se7ensnakes
      @se7ensnakes 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ctcole77 This is a front row seat how the SHADOW GOVERNMENT works. Sit back and enjoy the whole scheme.
      The Shadow Government own television and so the propaganda: Isis this Isis that. The SHADOW GOVERNMENT sat down in some conference room and reinvented Isis then it went to the middle east with a lot of cash and started to group rebels paying them $600, and then those groups when and got more groups and that is how isis was reformed. To give military hardware to isis United States bases heard of their coming and ran off leaving military hardware for them to capture, Howitzers Humvees, etc. Now what is this all about?
      Back in early 2001 4 star General Wesley Clark talked about how the joint chief of staff was going to bring down 7 countries in five years. “We’re going to take out 7 countries in 5 years: Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Libya, Somalia, Sudan & Iran..” The SHADOW GOVERNMENT directs the joint chief of staff so now they are trying to take down Syria. They want to create chaos and confusion and under the ruse of Isis they are starting to bomb Syria.
      Why Syria? Syria are not friends of the Israel. The SHADOW GOVERNMENT wants to capture the oil fields and force everyone who wants to buy the oil to pay in Federal Reserve Notes. This gives value to the Federal Reserve Notes and diminishes the inflation caused by the Quantative Easing going on. The banks get free money and now are able to use it because the price inflation due to the monetary inflation will be minimal. The SHADOW GOVERNMENT will put in place a Rothschild Bank with its ability to create money out of nothing. Syria, then, being a captured state will operate under the color of law and counterfeit currency. They will have a debt based economic system and the SHADOW GOVERNMENT will be able to cause economic booms and burst to sack the inhabitants of their most important assets, all under the color of law.
      I mean is there anything more obvious? The SHADOW GOVERNMENT think Americans in its entirety are that stupid to fall for this crap. One day they will be taken down and have true leaders in government that represent the mind and spirit of the American people

    • @ctcole77
      @ctcole77 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      se7ensnakes
      Why are 911 twoofers sooooooo afraid of simple questions?

    • @sadmyspaceuser
      @sadmyspaceuser 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shadow government is the new illumanati

    • @se7ensnakes
      @se7ensnakes 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sagacious Fox Well this is a movie and we are suppose to concentrate on the story. But certainly there are other things that are more important which we accept that we should not accept.

  • @taufikhidayat-nh5re
    @taufikhidayat-nh5re 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Cant wait premium rush part 2 :)

  • @JasonScotchmer
    @JasonScotchmer 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Here are all the audio outtake clips at the end:
    1 (7:09): The 'Burbs (Universal Pictures, 1989)
    2 (7:21): Back to the Future (Universal Pictures, 1985)
    3 (7:26): Man of Steel (Warner Bros., 2013)
    4 (7:28): X2 (20th Century Studios, 2003)

  • @cinilaknedalm
    @cinilaknedalm 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    You forgot the downhil race between a fixie and a geared road bike where the fixie wins. It was freakin comical

    • @GrafVonSternburg
      @GrafVonSternburg 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and that they play the sound of a freehub in every scene, where the back wheel or the cranks of a fixie ar shown...

    • @joshsmith-wp4te
      @joshsmith-wp4te 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm a bike messenger. I do ride a track bike. I've won races with other messengers with geared bikes. It's all about skills. Going down hill geared most of the time wins

    • @cinilaknedalm
      @cinilaknedalm 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      josh smith With respect to you, I've beaten fixed gear riders way fitter than me on flat ground. Dudes that would wipe the floor with me if it was an even game.
      Downhill, geared wins EVERY time, and with little effort in comparison. I'd wipe the floor with an Olympic track winner, coz it's not a matter of skill, but equipment suited for the task at hand.

    • @joshsmith-wp4te
      @joshsmith-wp4te 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agree brother. Trust me I've got beaten by geared bikes in alleycat races

  • @Qwerty0791
    @Qwerty0791 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The premise of the movie was so shitty it was depressing, but just watching 6 minutes of it made it even worse. Who paid to see the entire thing?!

  • @marcusnotmarkus
    @marcusnotmarkus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:37 Oh... That's where PPAP came from...

  • @tiberiius
    @tiberiius 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "burbs" reference at the end in the ambulance! perfect.

  • @brokenbacktango
    @brokenbacktango 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favorite part of these videos is the simple "What?"s. No further explanation needed.

  • @crimzy4375
    @crimzy4375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “In 6 mins or less”
    So that was a lie

  • @madisons4307
    @madisons4307 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Forgot the tuna sandwich in the vending machine

  • @ZOMBIEZZZZZZ1
    @ZOMBIEZZZZZZ1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    wait i need a flash mob 5 minutes ago or is that proper grammer?

  • @blakekneippfilms
    @blakekneippfilms 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Taxi Driver without the:
    Great Acting
    Great Directing
    Incredible Cinematography

  • @Why_are_you00
    @Why_are_you00 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Poor Zod, he only wants a home.

  • @GmodDTM
    @GmodDTM 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I WILL FIND HIM!!!

  • @simonrano8072
    @simonrano8072 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Not to mention that the black messenger dude has a 3500 $ worth wheelset

    •  8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Simon Rano Some people *do* spend all of their money on expensive road bikes though. In Denmark there are a few riders I know who take the longer routes, and in Denmark those long routes and sometimes 15km and more. Doing that on a single speed is just not practical.

    • @simonrano8072
      @simonrano8072 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mitchell Tomlinson expensive but nowhere near a Look L96 with MAVIC IO in term of quality, performance and aero. Expensive doesn't mean better. And L96 is god damn expensive. Bike more expensive than motor bikes ? Waste the money you will have only in dreams, you will still be slower than real riders

    • @simonrano8072
      @simonrano8072 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mitchell Tomlinson THe main issue here is that this movie has a shitty plot, and characters bike make no sense. Its just a "fast and furious" for the arrogant fixie community. They ashamed the noble track bikes. The L96 is fairly enough as it holds 200 m and 1 km record. The difference is that it is not a protype made only for UK team riders like the last Cervélo which have no real production, just available at R&D cost to be legal.

  • @adrenochromejunkie
    @adrenochromejunkie 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I actually liked this movie.

    • @reneewright6956
      @reneewright6956 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I did too. But these sins are hilarious.

  • @TheDoctor2nd
    @TheDoctor2nd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:23 this system of using informal notes of value like lottery tickets as currency is actually a real thing amongst criminals that dates back centuries called hawala. Most old world crime syndicates like the Triads and various pirate crews throughout Africa and the Middle East still use it in modern times.
    The basic premise goes that a hawala like Mr. Leung receives money from a customer, in this case Nima. They give that customer an informal record of the money, such as the ticket as well as a password. Mr. Leung would then contact a hawala in another city and tell them what the password is and the amount that is supposed to be released to the client. When the second hawala pays the client, Mr. Leung now owes that hawala for the money. Since there was no password and Sister Chen lives in the same city, it can be assumed she uses Mr. Leung's hawala like a bank, which is smart. She can't accept cash because it's traceable and hard to hide. Keeping it with someone like Mr. Leung who has the ability to protect it and keeps informal records makes it hard to prosecute. Unfortunately, such informal transfers work by way of honor system, so saying she's good for the money doesn't work because that invalidates the ticket, which is the basis of their entire enterprise.

    • @thejay8963
      @thejay8963 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheDoctor2nd
      And I learned this all from a whovian. Sick!

  • @coltonbrooks2664
    @coltonbrooks2664 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    im so glad that at the end the cab was conveniently recked so that it can show that had nothing to worry about could have been avoided by hitting the breaks..... plus 2 people speeding down the same highway only happens in movies showing the cops chasing the robbers

  • @davidchavez3220
    @davidchavez3220 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I honestly dont get this movie

  • @HoodWeegee
    @HoodWeegee 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    everything wrong with 30 minutes or less

  • @jacobcooley8052
    @jacobcooley8052 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    sorry i paused at 1:57 for a couple seconds.

    • @XENOGALAXY
      @XENOGALAXY 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Jacob Cooley screenshot, new wallpaper.

    • @slovakgamer5818
      @slovakgamer5818 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      as did we all, she should have been the main actor, then i would care.

    • @extrahourinthepit
      @extrahourinthepit 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Slovak Gamer I'm sorry,but the cast member that did the cut for me was Danny McAskill,the guy that made the movie turn into a Red Bull video

  • @IronFilmVR
    @IronFilmVR 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bike messengers really do have this third sense for detecting how things will pan out ahead of them, then navigate through it. (it doesn't exactly happen like they showed in the movie... but what they did probably is the best way you can "explain" it in movie terminology to people who could never grasp it anyway if they've never been a bike messenger before)
    Until that moment.... when you get blindsided by something which you never saw coming. Which sucks.
    And yes, bike messengers do often hitch a ride from other vehicles by hanging off the back of them (and a surprisingly large amount of the time we're not noticed!).

  • @marthanyanagar9690
    @marthanyanagar9690 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    love this channel

  • @timelordford
    @timelordford 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He doesn't have a cast! It's a bandage!

    • @Shirai_Ryu92
      @Shirai_Ryu92 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh my god so awful he got it wrong! Oh no!

    • @blakeaham
      @blakeaham 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Shirai_Ryu92 I mean, it's a channel about nitpicking details.....soooooo

  • @grippingrope9937
    @grippingrope9937 10 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    is that zod from man of steel

  • @EmmazzNy167
    @EmmazzNy167 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Why is Van Alden in a present day bike movie?

    • @Dudeguyforeverlulz
      @Dudeguyforeverlulz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How are there enough movies about people riding bikes for an entire genre to be named after them.

  • @lonedragon3261
    @lonedragon3261 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you, Cinema Sins! The bonus round confirmed my initial suspicion that this is a movie I dont need to see!

  • @WatchdogGoon
    @WatchdogGoon 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that "everything wrong with" is abbreviated in the thumbnail image.

  • @Ivan4131994
    @Ivan4131994 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Everthing wrong with Justin Bieber Never Say Never. Everything

  • @MassacrX99
    @MassacrX99 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    General Zod?

  • @stantheheadhumongous9402
    @stantheheadhumongous9402 10 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Jamie's mandarin is awful..

    • @scrumpoxjnr
      @scrumpoxjnr 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You should never really criticise somebody's second language for being imperfect. The fact that they've gone to the effort of learning a second should be praised regardless of imperfections.

    • @stantheheadhumongous9402
      @stantheheadhumongous9402 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      they could have found someone else to do the voice

    • @scrumpoxjnr
      @scrumpoxjnr 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The film wasn't really targeted at a chinese audience. No American or European can tell good mandarin from bad as long as they sound confident and look chinese

    • @ish3619
      @ish3619 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tom Bugler racist

    • @Keysquall
      @Keysquall 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ishaan kapoor why did you name yourself after a curry

  • @joshsmith-wp4te
    @joshsmith-wp4te 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro i was a New York bike messenger.(LA now)And I've got to say I agree with you. What happen in this movie doesn't happen in real. I've out run cops in cars and bikes. Also he can make that run in less then a few hours. More like 10-15 mins haha. And yes there's bike messenger bars but non bike messengers go there also. Great video man

  • @isaccsando
    @isaccsando 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude I love your video