Everything Wrong With Thor In 8 Minutes Or Less

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  • @DrakeCaliburn
    @DrakeCaliburn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2387

    Dude, it's New Mexico. All kinds of weird shit happens here. Don't be surprised when no one notices Thor being Thor. We don't notice shit unless it has green chile.

    • @asterhamilton1576
      @asterhamilton1576 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Plus, isn't Mexico rumoured to be the place where Area 51 is?

    • @DrakeCaliburn
      @DrakeCaliburn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Ugh... New Mexico is not part of Mexico. Even if you are joking, I've heard that so many times it's not funny.

    • @YTEdy
      @YTEdy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +Drake Caliburn Wait, there's a "New" Mexico now? Really?

    • @YTEdy
      @YTEdy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +sehaj brar Nevada. About 80 miles from Las Vegas.

    • @DrakeCaliburn
      @DrakeCaliburn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      YTEdy New Mexico has been a state since 1912, longer than Hawaii and Alaska. It sits just north of Mexico, south of Colorado, and between Texas and Arizona. We have a joke here that goes "Arizona blows, Texas sucks, and New Mexico is caught in the middle."

  • @cynthiamgeth6225
    @cynthiamgeth6225 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2521

    Loki's going through his rebellious teenage phase.

    • @cedesb6988
      @cedesb6988 9 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Ari Van Kort If we assume they live for approximately 5000 years like Loki says in Thor 2 and Loki is maybe 1000~ish he would be like a 16 year to them. So yeah he is just going through a teenage phase

    • @davepastern
      @davepastern 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cedes B umm the gods are immortal until Ragnarok.

    • @cedesb6988
      @cedesb6988 9 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      mrtheoden Odin has said repeatedly that they die. "We live, we die like any one else." "Give or take a thousand years"

    • @davepastern
      @davepastern 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Cedes B It has been many years since I read the edda, but from memory, that is not the case. The gods can die, but it is unlikely (at least until Ragnorak). Balder was pretty much immortal and invulnerable (other than to mistle toe, which Frig had not asked to promise to not harm Balder). Hollywood bastardises pretty much anything it touches. I'm not a fan of Marvel's adapted forms of the Norse mythology, but then again, I am a purist.

    • @cedesb6988
      @cedesb6988 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      mrtheoden I meant I'm the movies. I was not including the myths in this discussion but they are definitely better than the movie adaptions

  • @yoavd4334
    @yoavd4334 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2210

    they did write the war thing down... its called the norse mythology

    • @mrjaz666
      @mrjaz666 9 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      +‫יואב דנינו‬‎ Norse mythology dates to events way before 940AD. And is probably the remains of an old myth that told of the retreating glaciers, around 10,000 BCE.

    • @freyahaglund816
      @freyahaglund816 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Richard Sejour Haha, snorri sturluson!!! Its acctually snorre sturlason, but, okey...

    • @randomguy9583
      @randomguy9583 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Richard Sejour Well, how do you know if it's so old?

    • @freyahaglund816
      @freyahaglund816 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      +Jakub Lachowski, its called writing. You know, Jesus didn't invent writing. Here in the Scandinavian countries, specially Norway and Iceland, we had our own type of writing. Its actually many here that can read and write it, even though its not used for every day use. What Richard Sejour is saying is true, that there is many many writings on this, by Snorre Sturlason. Anf anyways, its based on Norse mythology, and all of this is actually correct, but not the stories afterwards in the movie though.

    • @freyahaglund816
      @freyahaglund816 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +Richard Sejour yes, in norway, the godess Freya is spelled Frøya. My entire family has got names from the norse mythology. But sadly no one actually knows that much about the norse mythology, especially in the Southern parts of norway, but i know that in the north, where i want to live, it's still a few people beliving in it. But i've got some pretty interesting stories that can relate to the norse mythologi and stuff.
      And by the way, sorry if you see some mistakes in grammar or spelling, but i try as good as i can, and norwegians are not exactly know for being good at english, and i suppose the fact that im thirteen doesn't make it simpler 😝

  • @steppin-razor
    @steppin-razor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    "Where's Heimdall?"
    "Oh, Loki had him moved to storage."

    • @aybss8871
      @aybss8871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Perfection.

  • @casperchristensen8354
    @casperchristensen8354 9 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    At the end, he isnt mind-controlling him, he is planting subtle suggestions in his mind.

    • @aybss8871
      @aybss8871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Manipulator... I'll have to give that to the adopted Frost Giant.

  • @SmallCaz
    @SmallCaz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    Isn't Jane a bit boring ? I mean most of what she does is hover around Thor with a dopey lovestruck expression on her face. I'm with Loki : Jane is changing Thor into a big boring dreamboat.

    • @jellyfishlamp3611
      @jellyfishlamp3611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      same, she could've been much more interesting, but guess they wouldnt bore with that.

    • @kaitlinmills6412
      @kaitlinmills6412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yep! Love Loki 😍😍😍

    • @Lil_Valor
      @Lil_Valor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yess and also I feel that Thor and Jane’s romantic feelings towards each other was so rushed and made no sense to me.... it was sorta just like “oh.... ig she loves him now? After... like a day?”

    • @jenab2698
      @jenab2698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lil Valor yeah what was up with that? I wish there was a longer period of time where Thor was happy being mortal with Jane and then had to leave her

    • @eeeeeeeeee3eeee
      @eeeeeeeeee3eeee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Loki is correct a lot of the time though🤣 that's why I like him.

  • @Xavier_Coogat_the_Mambo_King
    @Xavier_Coogat_the_Mambo_King 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2289

    beautiful CGI counts as a sin? how do you figure? what did you want them to do, BUILD Asgard?

    • @ELbabotas1
      @ELbabotas1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      In the same way any sane human would build a divine kingdom: A polymere or wax miniature... :3...

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      YES

    • @714KH
      @714KH 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      At least make it look like something other than a Final Fantasy cutscene

    • @CharlieWhite101
      @CharlieWhite101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Lord of the rings had helms deep, gondor and rohan built in mini and built rohan in actual size

    • @egyptjohnson8076
      @egyptjohnson8076 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Corey Holt 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣😂😂😂 Yea he be REALLY petty sometimes lol

  • @ginnywillows6558
    @ginnywillows6558 8 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    The narrator seems rather upset that Loki can use magic to change outfits instantly and just seems to ignore that fact.

    • @thedangerwich5476
      @thedangerwich5476 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +Christopher Wiet no. narrator asked whychange into suit if loki is just going to make himself invisible anyway. He never asked how he changed into different clothes. youtube commentor ignored that fact.

    • @jakepullman4914
      @jakepullman4914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@thedangerwich5476 Watch again. He sinned the clothing change, "what did he bring a whole wardrobe?"

    • @marklethesparkle3493
      @marklethesparkle3493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It’s supposed to be like that, extremely exaggerated and that what makes it funny

    • @histguy101
      @histguy101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just assumed Loki was visible, and just slipped in passing for a Shield agent. Does the movie point out that he's invisible?

    • @blueblade6174
      @blueblade6174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@histguy101 yes

  • @spikegilfer1997
    @spikegilfer1997 11 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Living in a town with 800 people I can tell you we have no stop lights, one gas stop/convenience store and a "Grocery store" that has milk from July of last year.
    Damn straight I'd like a 7/11

    • @rahmantasmiah
      @rahmantasmiah 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tell me about it.

    • @Garytheblastoise
      @Garytheblastoise 11 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Tasmiah Rahman
      he just did

    • @spikegilfer1997
      @spikegilfer1997 11 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Garytheblastoise Fair enough.

    • @night_speed
      @night_speed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same. My town had zero traffic lights and one overpriced gas station/shitty convenience store owned by a crotchety 100 year old man and a post office. It was also one of only two dry towns in the entire state which probably explains why weed and prescription drugs were so popular amongst us teens.We didn't even have our own highschool. We had an elementary and a middle school but for highschool we had to take the bus/drive to the next equally small town except they had two gas stations, a couple convenience stores, pharmacy, dry cleaners, post office, pizza place, a few restaurants, two bars and two liquor stores and even a tiny train station. My 8th grade graduation before highschool consisted of about 80 something kids. Meeting our counterparts who would make up the rest of our freshman class was a trip. Literally. At the end of 8th grade our class took a field trip to their middle school so we could all meet to make the first day of highschool a little less awkward. Good idea but was described by upper classmen and older siblings as when the drug addicts from our town meet the alcoholics of their town and combine to form the new freshman class. Lol. I was the only kid to actually be called to the other school's principal's office. Why? Because it was 1996 and I was wearing a Marilyn Manson t-shirt that said "everlasting c***sucker on the back. Oops.

    • @threecheersforsweetrevenge8709
      @threecheersforsweetrevenge8709 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Me growing up in a town of 5,000: rubes!

  • @billwithers7457
    @billwithers7457 9 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    Half of the sins about Loki's abilities can be summed up in one word. MAGIC. Loki is a powerful magician, a fact they never really try to hide.

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Except as Thor explains, it isn't magic but science. So Loki's abilities cannot operate haphazardly.

    • @Krwzprtt
      @Krwzprtt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      GeorgeMonet In deed, the movie works on Clarke's third law, but as said law says, at this point of science progress, it's impossible to tell the difference with magic.

    • @mrlabeouf9002
      @mrlabeouf9002 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Loki is a Trickster. A god. In the viking mythology

    • @gastli2296
      @gastli2296 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr Wilson more like a demigod

    • @TheDoctor2nd
      @TheDoctor2nd 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Krwzprtt Actually, Thor's words are specifically "You're ancestors called it magic, and you call it science. I come from a place where they are one in the same." What he is really saying is that the forces Asgardians utilize is cannot be labeled as either. While he would agree with Clark's Law, he would also agree with Niven' Law, which counters that 'any advanced form of magic is indistinguishable from technology." While it is true a lot of Asgardian artifacts do function like advanced technology, they function through the manipulation of the very magic energy of the Odinforce, and as such cannot be labeled as science or magic. Thus Loki's abilities, as well as the abilities of all other races of the Nine Realms, can be labeled as either magic or advanced science.

  • @silverhawking
    @silverhawking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    "Did Loki..."
    Yes. Yes, he did, because he is Loki the full-scale diva.
    Basically, everything Loki is due to magic. He's a freaking sorcerer with seemingly limitless powers. The question isn't why he would do said thing. Why would he not?

    • @aybss8871
      @aybss8871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The drama queen.

    • @themimsy
      @themimsy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who marvel nerfed to hell

  • @ethanredding9977
    @ethanredding9977 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1107

    Who else thinks that it is thanks to "the guy who directed all those Shakespear movies" that we got such a great Loki?

    • @angelinad6739
      @angelinad6739 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yep!

    • @ezelfrancisco5618
      @ezelfrancisco5618 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Ethan Redding *Raises hand*

    • @blenderx06
      @blenderx06 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He'd worked with Tom before and picked him as Loki (he'd auditioned for Thor), so yeah, def we have a lot to thank him for!

    • @cloudbasedbear
      @cloudbasedbear 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ethan Redding Loki ended uo being the greatest super villian I've ever seen 👀

    • @gadielgonzalez2755
      @gadielgonzalez2755 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Doth thine mother know you weareth her dress.

  • @snyggetony
    @snyggetony 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1812

    So u sin Loki because u think he needs a wardrobe? Loki is a shape shifter so why would he need to go and change his clothes? 1 sin for you for that mistake,, DING.

    • @HakuShiro18
      @HakuShiro18 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I want to give you a thumb up but it Does not work from Phone :

    • @AllSeasonbutterfly
      @AllSeasonbutterfly 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      👍

    • @everettjohnson8780
      @everettjohnson8780 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Tony Skagerlund dig you've known CinemaSins long enough, you'll realize that he makes jokes about a lot of things

    • @cloudbasedbear
      @cloudbasedbear 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes but his change of clothes is a power that even Elsa has! HIS POWERS MAKE NO GODDAMN SENSE.
      And when you shapeshift... I thought that you don't change the very fabric you're wearing too 🤔

    • @cadence5958
      @cadence5958 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jazz Bear He can also create illusions, so it’s likely that he just put an illusion over himself wearing clothes.

  • @daretobenerdy3167
    @daretobenerdy3167 7 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    Who cares how Loki looks human when his human form looks like Tom Hiddleston?

    • @kieira
      @kieira 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Amen !

    • @lokislittlesister1737
      @lokislittlesister1737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dare To Be Nerdy loki is tom hiddeston🤦‍♀️

    • @wdtcctr
      @wdtcctr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@lokislittlesister1737 r/woosh ... Plz don't watch videos if you don't know what a joke is

    • @wdtcctr
      @wdtcctr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lokislittlesister1737 oh and also!! The comment is like 2 years ago ... What's the point in replying ?? Lol xD

    • @lokislittlesister1737
      @lokislittlesister1737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mini me what do you mean?

  • @marylevina5117
    @marylevina5117 8 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    I never actually noticed Hawkeye when watching Thor

    • @VaciliNikoMavich
      @VaciliNikoMavich 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      That's just how bland if a character he is, he's ridiculously unnoticeable.

    • @fletchous444
      @fletchous444 8 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Hawkeye was in Thor?...O__o

    • @ramdelure
      @ramdelure 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I had no idea about the character the last time i saw, also with the Tesseract

    • @ramdelure
      @ramdelure 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fletch Matic YES

    • @hulkmeister23
      @hulkmeister23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Okay, any reason why they shoe horned him into the film, and was barely noticeable enough for no one to criticize?

  • @codywright2840
    @codywright2840 8 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    Heimdall is literally the most badass character in all of Marvel. I wish he had more screen time

    • @Amenta013
      @Amenta013 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Brick tator I know right! So underrated.

    • @codywright2840
      @codywright2840 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Indeed. Fingers crossed for more epic feats of awesomeness from Heimdall in Thor Ragnorok!!!

    • @diegob1600
      @diegob1600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Cody Wright yeah he’s dead

    • @_nataliebeck_
      @_nataliebeck_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cody Wright I’m so glad he had a bigger part in Thor Ragnarok!

    • @allamericananti-christ666
      @allamericananti-christ666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Certainly one of the most inaccurate, anyway.

  • @lissfirefly9517
    @lissfirefly9517 9 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Loki can magically change his clothes by illusion. The suit was most likely an illusion.

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      So are you saying Loki is naked and projects clothes or that he telepathically changes their appearence?

    • @ShanyShannon
      @ShanyShannon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Liss Firefly Yeah I don't think you mean illusion or whoever made it up got it wrong bc, illusion is supposed to be something that *isn't* really there, only made to seem like it is.

    • @qrowe3080
      @qrowe3080 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Shannon G Loki is the master of illusions. He could easily change himself to look however he wants. He made himself look like Odin. There was still a person there, it just wasn't actually Odin. Just because he's wearing clothes doesn't mean he can't make his clothes different. And as to your comment on the definition of illusion, you are correct. The clothes aren't really there. They look like they are. DIFFERENT clothes however, are there.

  • @Nebby9
    @Nebby9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    Gorgeous CGI isn't a sin.

    • @darthvader538
      @darthvader538 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      tell that to star wars prequels haters

    • @darthvader538
      @darthvader538 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      FoeHammer419
      it made everything so much better, and it looked way more awesome than the originals

    • @HariHaran-nk6zv
      @HariHaran-nk6zv 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      you should be called damaged trump

    • @darthvader538
      @darthvader538 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hari Haran
      but that would be unnecessary, since Trump is always damaged, and this would make it look like only this one is damaged

    • @sharilshahed6106
      @sharilshahed6106 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Darth Vader no, the CGI was ONLY half of the time looked good to ok, the other half, especially with the battle droids and Coruscant felt fake as shit.

  • @miriamwilson1525
    @miriamwilson1525 11 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    loki said 'if you destroy the bridge you'll never see her again' not because there werent any other passages to earth, but because he knew that thor didnt know about the other passages and it would give him reason to stop breaking the bridge, meaning that the world with the frost giants would be destroyed

  • @AugustEverywhere
    @AugustEverywhere 8 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Whines about lack of female mud wrestling but neglects the perfection that is Hemsworth's abs.

    • @BahiaDoSul
      @BahiaDoSul 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      also his shirtless scene was definely a sin

    • @w_alderson21
      @w_alderson21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ding.

    • @friedpickle8332
      @friedpickle8332 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Another win for CinemaWins for adding a win for "Chris Hemsworth's workout routine"

  • @JesseVCoffey
    @JesseVCoffey 10 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Loki is a shapeshifter! THAT'S how he can regain his humanoid form.

    • @amyheiderbrown4071
      @amyheiderbrown4071 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Let's not even TALK about his association with horses.

    • @AcePotato_
      @AcePotato_ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Amy Heider Brown And don't forget Wolves and Snakes.

    • @ladylove4260
      @ladylove4260 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      but he's still fine as shit so it's ok

    • @JesseVCoffey
      @JesseVCoffey 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OH yeah, totally fine as silk. And twice as smooth and sexy.

    • @FluffyNinjaArt
      @FluffyNinjaArt 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That and the enchantment Odin places on him to keep his looks that of someone from Asgard... whom happen to look human.

  • @zenmaister2015
    @zenmaister2015 8 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    5:34 ....also making us believe the hero is dead although we all know he isn't'' clichê
    DING!!!!!!

    • @livlmao508
      @livlmao508 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aka Batman vs Superman

    • @snowfallbloom4690
      @snowfallbloom4690 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To add on:
      "Making us believe that the hero is dead but he really isn't because he has two other solo films coming up and is really important to one of the most highly anticipated movies of all time" cliché.

  • @AliceNWonderland16
    @AliceNWonderland16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    5:34 THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!! If Loki actually wanted Thor to die, he would have just outright killed him with the blaster. He purposefully chose to hit him away because there was a chance of him surviving. And if you notice through the rest of the series, Loki is constantly doing this with Thor. He's never actually wanted to kill him (even if sometimes he's probably more okay with the idea than others)!!

    • @AliceNWonderland16
      @AliceNWonderland16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And this also goes with why there were flaws in his plan: he's not a master planner. He's pretty much a kid, and his emotions/actually caring about his family caused him to mess up. If he was truly ruthless and cold, he wouldn't have hesitated with dealing with everyone.

  • @Sovereign_Xan
    @Sovereign_Xan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "How does Loki look human again?" They live in a world of Gods and magic, dude.

  • @AuraMaster7
    @AuraMaster7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    We don't have any record of this? Ok, sure the exact battle from the movie was never in the Nordic Myths, but Nordic poems and stories have plenty of records of things that their gods did.

    • @aybss8871
      @aybss8871 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ooh... Norse Mythology... right... although I prefer the Avengers to no end. Read Magnus Chase. See how Loki and Alex were related. Ew.

  • @lita8617
    @lita8617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Thor smashing the coffee cup and yelling "ANOTHER" was absolutely worthy of a sin removal

    • @KaibaSeto.
      @KaibaSeto. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This comment is good,i like it...
      ANOTHER!

  • @TheHorreK2
    @TheHorreK2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Just noticed that the guy with the glasses at 3:45 is the same guy in Cap. America 2 who is with hydra. I love these crossovers :D

    • @MsStormcrow
      @MsStormcrow 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah he's in the Avengers too. He's on the bridge of the hellicarrier in some scenes when they're talking about searching for Loki & the tesseract.

    • @guitarman0365
      @guitarman0365 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i first noticed jasper sitwell in the episodes of agents of shield leading up to the cap 2 hydra reveal.

    • @JohnRahzel
      @JohnRahzel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TheHorreK2 All marvel movies or shows are in the same uneverse soooo its not a cross over sorry 'bout that

    • @jrvdav
      @jrvdav 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's also in the short after Incredible Hulk

    • @CoolTom1337
      @CoolTom1337 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TheHorreK2 He's actually a major character in Agents of SHIELD, if I remember correctly, and his name is Sitwell

  • @Webber-sr3xk
    @Webber-sr3xk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Loki doesn’t need a wardrobe dude! He magically changes his clothes

  • @PatrickWardActor
    @PatrickWardActor 11 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Bonus round: Dutch Angle shots! :D

  • @rockyblacksmith
    @rockyblacksmith 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Heimdall - the universes greatest peeping tom.

  • @dionnacarter293
    @dionnacarter293 8 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Hey can you tell me what she's wearing? I'm done 😂😂

  • @emmdoubleyou
    @emmdoubleyou 9 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Loki only said he wouldn't see Jane again to make him stop breaking the bridge

    • @jellyfishlamp3611
      @jellyfishlamp3611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah, he knew better than that

    • @stormrider24
      @stormrider24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I found them. The only two people in the fandom who DON'T think Loki holds brotherly love for Thor and is just too stuck-up to admit it

    • @blueblade6174
      @blueblade6174 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stormrider24 what do you mean? I agree with the brotherly love part but I don't get what you're saying for the other 2.

    • @stormrider24
      @stormrider24 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blueblade6174 I've grown past this line of thinking, but I was convinced that Loki didn't have any love for Thor

  • @luqmankhan-ym4gx
    @luqmankhan-ym4gx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    lokis clothing are no mistake. he can alter his appearing ;)

  • @Scottoest
    @Scottoest 11 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The one about flipping the table was a little weak. Plenty of people can restrain anger until they are alone.
    I know a lot of "sins" are tongue-in-cheek, but this one just struck me as a little TOO pedantic.

    • @Scottoest
      @Scottoest 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also, I think the idea behind Coulson letting Thor go, was so they could monitor exactly what he was doing outside their custody, because Coulson clearly suspects something is amiss (hence why he lets Thor approach Mjolnir in the first place). I don't think it was simply to be led back to their research lab (or whatever it's supposed to be).

    • @hedrack08
      @hedrack08 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't think it was weak or tongue-in-cheek; yes people can "restrain anger until they are alone" but that's not what what the sin was. It was that he could hold off upending a huge, heavy royal banquet table until at least several minutes later. I seriously doubt many people can do that.

    • @hedrack08
      @hedrack08 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** Yeah I know what happened in the movie; I watched it. I agree with CinemaSins; I don't see how he could have been so in control and then so out of control. And because you and "Scott" think his comment is "100% correct" doesn't mean it is. Thor didn't just throw a small object when he was alone; he upended a huge royal banquet table. It just isn't logical.

    • @Captain_Marvelous
      @Captain_Marvelous 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hmm... yes, quite shallow and pedantic.

    • @SandManSadiq
      @SandManSadiq 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hedrack08 Well actually might have punched a couple of things while he was making his way back to that room. It's not like they showed him walking all the way to that exact area.

  • @agentrogers8487
    @agentrogers8487 9 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    I am 99% sure Loki was the one who had sex with the horses

    • @daltoncampbell1142
      @daltoncampbell1142 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You are correct and his offspring, Slephnir, (sorry if I spelt that wrong) is Odin's horse

    • @agentrogers8487
      @agentrogers8487 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Dalton Campbell Apparently it's spelled Sleipnir, and Loki really needs to keep it in his pants XD

    • @daltoncampbell1142
      @daltoncampbell1142 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I kind of suspected I spelt it wrong. It is hard for an American to spell and pronounce Scandinavian names like Jormungandr. Also Loki gave birth to a giant wolf named Fenrir who will eat Odin at Rangarok. That guy cannot keep it in his pants. He even used it in tug of war with a goat

    • @agentrogers8487
      @agentrogers8487 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Dalton Campbell Whoa warn a girl before your spoilers bro XD
      And for some reason I just picture Thor walking in on Loki tug of warring with that goat and walking back out like "nope"

    • @daltoncampbell1142
      @daltoncampbell1142 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This movie franchise isn't based off of the mythos, I doubt Odin with die in the movie

  • @MinorAccidnt
    @MinorAccidnt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I watched Thor for to see what it was like.
    I watched Dark World for Loki
    I watched Ragnarok for Loki and stayed for both Loki and the newly better version of Thor.

    • @allamericananti-christ666
      @allamericananti-christ666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What, Funny Thor? Or as that character is usually called in the comics, Hercules? Thor isn't funny. Like, ever. If they wanted a Thor movie injected with humor, introduce Frog Thor. Cuz that was funny & original & didn't compromise the character.

    • @user-zb8tq5pr4x
      @user-zb8tq5pr4x 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@allamericananti-christ666 If you want comic book characters, read comic books. Otherwise stop crying about it.

    • @allamericananti-christ666
      @allamericananti-christ666 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-zb8tq5pr4x
      Uh...I do. But you would think movies that are DIRECTLY created or inspired by those EXACT same comics would be a little faithful to the material. Instead of simply relying on the same old tired Hollywood summer blockbuster formula.

  • @eighttimesnine
    @eighttimesnine 10 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I completely lost it at "introduces Hawkeye and he does jack shit"

  • @JJGreywolf
    @JJGreywolf 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    @ 5:05, when Thor is drawing the Tree of Life, no he did not say "Anaheim," rather he said "Vanaheim." It's in the closed caption & if one really listens, one can hear the 'V' sound in Vanaheim. Growing up in Anaheim, CA USA; I never got a straight answer on the origin of the city's name.

  • @DarkThomy
    @DarkThomy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    That joke on OK's furniture.. xD

  • @companylovesmisery1463
    @companylovesmisery1463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The Thor movies are far from the best in the MCEU, but some of these sins come from just not knowing backstories or characters powers- like Loki's shape-shifting (which includes his clothes) or Odin concealing Loki's true form with his magic. There are some things- very minor things- that the movie glosses over, but that doesn't mean the movie sucks just for that.

  • @thefinalsif
    @thefinalsif 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That moment when you realize:
    "that guy who directed those Shakespeare movies"
    "Uh, Shakespeare in the park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?"

  • @Xyvaline
    @Xyvaline 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "Did [Loki] bring a change of clothes with him while he was transporting realm to realm?"
    Bitch, he might. He is a full-time diva. Also, illusion and god of mischief, that sort of thing.
    Also, excuse me, did you just diss Kenneth Branagh? What the hell is wrong with you? :O He did an amazing job with this movie.

  • @ButtergoldenAxemulti
    @ButtergoldenAxemulti 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love this guys voice XD

  • @kristiandonchev2641
    @kristiandonchev2641 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Every alien or foreigner can speak English in the movies

    • @matti8621
      @matti8621 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      To be fair, Thor does have the power of All-Tongue which means that anyone who hears him will hear him speak their native language in their hearts (basically if you speak English then you hear Thor speak English, speak French and you hear Thor speak French, etc.)

    • @umidontno040394
      @umidontno040394 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the British Empire was larger than you realize.....
      "NONE of the suns ever set on it"

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@umidontno040394 As documented in Star Wars, in which all the Imperial officers are British.

    • @jordansharpe1653
      @jordansharpe1653 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nigga so the nordic god isn't unbelievable but them speaking English is

  • @kikook222
    @kikook222 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    2:23 if you know the comic you know the answer to that, something the movie should have said. Loki's race will adapt to the environment to survive better. Loki saw an Asgardian, so his appearance changed to look like one to better his chances of living.

    • @QueenofTaterTots
      @QueenofTaterTots 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I always thought it was because Odin used a spell on him, later Loki's daughter Hel is full Jotun, yet half of her face is asgardian and the other jotun, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT SHIT?

    • @kikook222
      @kikook222 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shinyhunterlobo and ShinyhunterRaven Comic writers can pick and choose when to stay with the canon story. That's why a lot of comics have to be reimagined every so often because of how contradicting the stories can be to each other. As far as why Loki looks Asgardian as a child, it's because of his race's abilities, at least that's what it used to be.

    • @terencequ4065
      @terencequ4065 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, it's not explained in the movie, and CinemaSins doesn't cares about books.

  • @shiptech2k9
    @shiptech2k9 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    What was Nick Fury talking about? No small towns were leveled in Thor!

  • @DarthSidious7
    @DarthSidious7 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Another HUGE sin.
    The war In 965 a.d is supposedly where Odin defeated laufey and took Loki. So Loki was a baby.thor and Loki both grew up together, so Thor was a baby too. So, how the hell does anyone know who Thor is? It's not like he came to earth after that war. They say the Vikings worshipped him, but did they even see him or is hammer? Meaning, there is no way any human could know anyone except Odin, which makes this entire story make no sense.

    • @SmilyLily1996
      @SmilyLily1996 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You do realise that you just criticised the Norse mythology and not the movie?
      This video is about the movie "Thor" based on the Marvel comic books, it doesn't really deal with how likely the Norse mythology itself is...

    • @DarthSidious7
      @DarthSidious7 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      SmilyLily1996 please. I have read both Norse mythology and the comics. Laufey is fictional. The battle is fictional. In fact, the
      entire marvel story of Thor has nothing to do with Norse mythology. Except the names Odin Thor and Loki. You do know the Norse God Thor is a dwarf right? Chris Hemsworth doesn't look like one to me.

    • @YdenDK
      @YdenDK 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Siddharth Chandrasekar Thor is a dwarf? You meen dwarves forged his hammer right? Please supply a source on that one

    • @bigkirbyhj666
      @bigkirbyhj666 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Siddharth Chandrasekar Nope he is a large redhead

    • @thebigjay426
      @thebigjay426 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Siddharth Chandrasekar Thor was not a dwarf, maybe you need to brush up on the basic knowledge behind the Norse mythology you claim to read

  • @mathewdavies6472
    @mathewdavies6472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:12, how does he leave the hospital without anyone seeing him? I worked in a psychiatric hospital for 10yrs and one incident I remember was a disabled patient amputeed from the knees down (he was also on a secure ward) managed to get through two sets of locked doors, down two flights of stairs while dragging his wheelchair behind him, get on a taxi for a 3 mile drive into the city and get on a train for a 50 mile journey before he was missed. He managed to get 150 miles away before the police found him. Don't know what that says about him or the nursing staff but there you go.

  • @aliyaha1804
    @aliyaha1804 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Stop. Loki is frucking amazing

    • @chasefuller8496
      @chasefuller8496 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No.

    • @knifeofspaghetti
      @knifeofspaghetti 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Loki's plans are retarded and make no sense. He's nowhere near as smart as he thinks he is.

    • @theblackdahlia88
      @theblackdahlia88 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      knifeofspaghetti
      In the lores Loki is really the cunning one, but he's not wise. He creates problems and then solves them himself. But never doubt his cunning.

    • @knifeofspaghetti
      @knifeofspaghetti 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      In the old stories his plans actually WORK. They backfire, but they WORK.
      Movie Loki's plans don't work.

    • @theblackdahlia88
      @theblackdahlia88 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      knifeofspaghetti As much as I appreciate the effort put behind the psychology of movie Loki. I end up feeling pity for him. Which does not make him a good enough villain. He's very relatable, very redeemable. It makes him so flawed and perfect in fiction. But I can't see him as a villain, just misunderstood.
      You just want to save him, which makes us all Thor, in a sense.

  • @CosmicUndeadElf
    @CosmicUndeadElf 9 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    This is one of the few times that you have actually managed to annoy me with your "It's a sin because I don't like it" attitude, what is so stupid about setting up the Tesseract storyline? I mean since Loki is the villain in the Avengers and it shows him influencing Selvig's mind, it would be pretty stupid if they just skipped that and cut to him being brainwashed by Loki with no explanation. Ding!
    What do you mean there is no record of the Frost Giants and Asgardians whatsoever? Ever hear of Norse Mythology? You know, where Thor originates from? I don't see any humans around in that scene anyway, so how would anyone be able to keep a record of it? Ding!

    • @YdenDK
      @YdenDK 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He was talking about the massive war, which btw in the movie is said to have taken place in the second half of the Viking age (ca. 600 - 1066) and also there are no "frost giants" in norse mythology but iguess it's just a translation error

    • @Likthos
      @Likthos 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YdenDK Except for ymir, the father of the ice guys. No, they weren't giants. But they were icy.

    • @TonyStark799
      @TonyStark799 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      CosmicUndeadElf Welcome to Cinema Sins.

    • @CosmicUndeadElf
      @CosmicUndeadElf 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jai Edward Kapoor I watch a lot of their videos and usually I'm fine with their criticism, but I guess I took it too seriously in this case

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The problem is the way it was set up. This setup was completely inapposite with the Avengers movie.
      The other problem is that the entire point of this movie was basically just to setup the Tesseract for the Avengers movie, and because of that purpose too little attention was paid to this movie which was basically just treading water for over an hour without actually accomplishing anything at all.

  • @jarlbalgruuf2415
    @jarlbalgruuf2415 10 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I'm on a Cinema Sins spree

    • @jarlbalgruuf2415
      @jarlbalgruuf2415 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It would be but I don't like the quotations.
      It would say Jarl Balgruuf "The Greater" and that looks dumb

    • @AfromanRants
      @AfromanRants 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same XD

    • @naseemhemani
      @naseemhemani 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jarl Balgruuf are you still ballin and have swag

  • @Phanthief95
    @Phanthief95 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Sin #40: He said Vanaheim, which appears in Thor the Dark World

    • @ramdelure
      @ramdelure 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and Hogun is from

  • @simbasorariku3
    @simbasorariku3 11 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Everything wrong with the Star Wars Prequels, Original Trilogy, The Heat, Hulk and The Incredible Hulk, Ben 10: Race against Time, Ben 10: Alien Swarm, Dragonball Evolution, Transformers 2 and 3, Indiana Jones, GI Joe, and Fairly Odd Parents: Grow Up Timmy Turner, please.

    • @simbasorariku3
      @simbasorariku3 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I only suggested them because they are live action. And he doesn't have to do them all at once, they are just suggestions.

    • @mpnl21
      @mpnl21 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** Rude much?! He was suggesting... and in case you haven't noticed 25 people upvoted their comment and noone upvoted yours, you dumbass!!

  • @cytorakdemon
    @cytorakdemon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Basically, anything that revolves around deceiving your sense... Loki can pretty much do. Being the God of Mischief and what not.
    And as for the Post credits scene... that was influence, not mind control.

    • @ArchaeoWorlds
      @ArchaeoWorlds 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wanted to comment the same. For the rest, yeah, it was a pretty lacking movie in many ways.

  • @Jpanda16
    @Jpanda16 11 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    thumbs up for pulp fiction ending.

  • @owomarmalade8754
    @owomarmalade8754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    EVERYTHING RIGHT WITH THOR :
    TOM HIDDLESTON IS IN THIS MOVIE

    • @themimsy
      @themimsy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hell yea

    • @lokes350
      @lokes350 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree

  • @godofcrap42
    @godofcrap42 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Pretty sure 'Loki's Spear' at the end of this movie is Gungnir, which is the spear Odin has pretty much all the firggin' time.

  • @Slugmun
    @Slugmun 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I enjoy that in the Avengers movie Fury says "you had a grudge match that leveled a small town"
    but it's extremely and painfully clear in this movie that little to no damage actually happens to the town.

  • @harveyajh
    @harveyajh 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Hey that bald guy at the super secret meteorite military base is one of the Hydra operatives from the new Cpt America, anyone else notice this? :D fangasm

  • @bjork5572
    @bjork5572 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The way they say mjölnir and Heimdallur allways makes me laugh 😂😂😂

    • @IzakD8
      @IzakD8 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +HildurMaría MSP Meow meow?

  • @jacobsamuelson9457
    @jacobsamuelson9457 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "We don't have ANY record of that sh*t whatsoever?" One word: mythology.

  • @SilverStarlightStables
    @SilverStarlightStables 10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    i find it funny that they live in this futuristic world and they ride horses

    • @Hannah_96
      @Hannah_96 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's not a "futuristic" world, it's just another world like earth.

    • @theguileraven7014
      @theguileraven7014 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ***** Yep, another world like earth. Just with giant laser-beam shooting robots; hammers that fly, warp magnetism, and shoot lightning; and staves that highjack minds, bend light, and shoot energy blasts.

    • @Hannah_96
      @Hannah_96 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, it may have all that, but who says it's a "futuristic" world? That's what I mean.

    • @theguileraven7014
      @theguileraven7014 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ***** It's futuristic because their technology is far more advanced than our own as has been stated numerous times. They have a giant robot that shoots laser beams that's obviously far more advanced than any car. They have also been shown to have other forms of transport like flight, so why would they still use horses?

    • @Hannah_96
      @Hannah_96 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe because horses look more badass? Lol, idk haha. ;)

  • @GuyIncognit
    @GuyIncognit 10 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    And also, whenever something happens, it happens in MURICA! HELL YEAH, FREEDOM AND CHEESEBURGERS!

    • @tobihappyfacecupcakes7809
      @tobihappyfacecupcakes7809 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Edward Kenway I love laughing at TH-cam comments! XD No, we aren't all like that, and you should check your facts before saying offencive things like that. ;)

    • @hedrack08
      @hedrack08 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tobi HappyfaceCupcakes He's an idiot; he's been leaving stupid all caps comments on lots of CS videos.

    • @beep-beep
      @beep-beep 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Edward Kenway Redheads everywhere?
      What the fuck are you smoking? Red/Orange Hair makes up for only 5% of the entire United States population. Are you drunk??

    • @hedrack08
      @hedrack08 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Edward Kenway Oh that makes it so much better.

    • @christytam2022
      @christytam2022 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Edward Kenway It's a wonder why Coralines' father made you give up on her.
      Hahahaha. No. I'm sorry. Please don't kill me. Follow the creed.

  • @shadowcat5008
    @shadowcat5008 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    0:48 And Cap's shield, in The Avengers

  • @YourFace676
    @YourFace676 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is easily one of my favorite movies but I still found these sins pretty funny. Lighten up some, guys xD

  • @ThatManOverThere
    @ThatManOverThere 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Loki is a Frost Giant in the original norse lore. And Frost Giants looked like humans.

    • @bendavenport361
      @bendavenport361 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love your profile pic!

    • @ThatManOverThere
      @ThatManOverThere 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ben Davenport
      Thanks.

    • @Madarch-i3b
      @Madarch-i3b 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Frost Giants, originally Jotner/Jøtuler did look like humans, but they were, as the english translation may suggest, giants(and were the original trolls). They could at least have made Loke noticably taller than Thor.

    • @broadbandislife
      @broadbandislife 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Madarch
      The Eddas aren't exactly big on details. But they're fairly clear on Loki looking like pretty much whatever the Hell he feels like at the moment, world-class shapeshifter and all that.
      Hell.
      He *mothered* several of the notable beasties of the mythos and in nonhuman forms to boot.

    • @ThatManOverThere
      @ThatManOverThere 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just thought of something. Is this logical grounds for requesting an Everything Wrong With of Everything Wrong With?

  • @tk9780
    @tk9780 11 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Thor's that skinny little alien, who wears no pants and zooms around the universe in a Asgard mother Spaceship.

  • @helikos1
    @helikos1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    He clearly said *Vanaheim*. The World of the Vanir in which some of them are part of the Norse pantheon. You really need to check your mythology. Loki is God of mischief and yes he can turn invisible. Granted his powers aren't stated in the film. A lot of points you make are valid but it's nitpicking really.

    • @txoptimusbob
      @txoptimusbob 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      None of the points in these videos are supposed to be valid!

    • @LW-tt1nl
      @LW-tt1nl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are funny points though ☕

    • @eeeeeeeeee3eeee
      @eeeeeeeeee3eeee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You are missing the whole point of any of these videos...they are jokes.

  • @JulianB123
    @JulianB123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I had no idea where Puente Antiguo is when watching this film so the first sin is stupid because I, and many others would`t have know where exactly they were.

    • @Correctrix
      @Correctrix 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah, it's just become a Cinema Sins in-joke now. Movies idiotically put things like "Paris, France" so often that he just automatically sins it.

    • @kaluawoo
      @kaluawoo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Correctrix Well, in Germany we have villages called "California" and "Brazil", so it's not always as clear as one might think...

    • @kaluawoo
      @kaluawoo 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      BartJ583 But they got their own town sign (? Is it the right word? "Ortsschild" in German), so I'd still count them as villages, although they kinda belong to some bigger town/village.

    • @Zantoryuu
      @Zantoryuu 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      julian brown You do know it is meant as a joke right? Like I also did not know there was a Puente Antiguo to begin with but I still laugh at the very obvious joke.

  • @j_v_c_k
    @j_v_c_k 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    At the end it's suggested that it was a subliminal message to Selvig. You know, like if you're watching a trailer and they flash an image of popcorn every thousand frames then you get the urge to eat popcorn or something...

  • @aimlesfez
    @aimlesfez 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The movie is just trying to be subtile about the fact thor and Nathalie portman boned on their way to find the hammer.

  • @boudebond
    @boudebond 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Pulp Fiction wink at the very end was priceless!
    Very well done

  • @missrrjohnson9846
    @missrrjohnson9846 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Can't wait to see the sin tally for Thor 2. My sister was walking out of the theater going, "So let me get this straight - they have force fields and space ships in Asgard, but they still fight with swords? They haven't invented guns or energy weapons or anything?? And why does Loki's prison cell have Roman furniture?"

    • @victorkresnik1782
      @victorkresnik1782 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LOL - I asked the same question to my uncle and aunt. They have so much advanced technology that far surpasses our own... Yet they fight with medieval weapons?
      ROFLMFAO!

    • @triciaz
      @triciaz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Victor Kresnek
      The Dark Elves already had guns and gravity bombs and they were sleeping for 500 years.

    • @victorkresnik1782
      @victorkresnik1782 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      T Zhou I was talking about the Asgardians.

    • @triciaz
      @triciaz 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know. I meant that the Asgardians still use medieval weapons even though the Dark Elves had guns.

  • @josuedanieltv7914
    @josuedanieltv7914 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:25, Cameo Appearance by the MASTER CHIEF

  • @sahanabasker1160
    @sahanabasker1160 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Professor Lockheart directed this movie

    • @joeyjerry1586
      @joeyjerry1586 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How did he recover his memory though?

  • @vanyadolly
    @vanyadolly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As a female viewer I quite enjoyed that mud wrestling scene. Thanks, Kenneth Branagh!

  • @FlurryJoe
    @FlurryJoe 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Thor beat the shit out of Iron man with his hammer in Avengers. Hulk clearly couldn't lift it either. I doubt loki's spear matched the hammer too,it simply held up

    • @terrellwbutler
      @terrellwbutler 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank You. This was 8+ mins of life I wasted that I will never get back.

    • @mosj9876
      @mosj9876 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      no hard feelings point break you have a mean swing.

    • @owenpo1417
      @owenpo1417 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Iron Man's suit is able to withstand Thor's Hammer and both he and Thor were pretty much at an impasse in their never ending beat down that had no victor in the end. Unless you count that moment where Cap made his appearance and Thor sent Iron Man crashing into a tree.
      Also, Cap's shield is the weapon with no equal when it deflected the Hammer's attack. Forgot to add that point in there didn't you, Cinemasins.
      Even though Hulk couldn't lift the hammer, Thor still got his ass beaten.
      ... And that's about it.
      Oh wait. Beginning aside, Thor is not wearing his iconic helmet. Ever. Again.
      Now I'm done.

    • @FlurryJoe
      @FlurryJoe 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Owen Po impasse? ... share whatever you're smoking man

    • @michaelbradshaw3781
      @michaelbradshaw3781 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HULK would trash thor...so what he cant lift the hammer...he knocked thor around like a rag doll in avengers...

  • @alexmercer2743
    @alexmercer2743 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Is no one gonna mention the fact that in the midst of the whole nordic-themed aesthetic of asgard they have one random japanese samurai-looking dude? I mean, he's awesome and he kicks a lot of ass, but why is he there?

    • @nathanskinner9924
      @nathanskinner9924 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hogun The Grim is part of the Warriors Three, along with Fandral the Dashing and Volstagg the Voluminous. He's the only one of them who isn't actually born of Asgard though.

    • @MontoBono
      @MontoBono 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was thinking the Asian warrior, Hogun, was inspired by steppe warriors from central Asia more so than samurai, the comic book depictions I've seen led me to believe this. Based on what I've read about him he was never actually a human, his unnamed homeland was conquered by some dude called Mogul of the Mystic Mountain. It would be much more interesting if he were a samurai or steppe warrior from earth who became an Asgardian god in Valhalla for his prowess in battle.

    • @loljustice31
      @loljustice31 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He was a Marvel addition in the comics.

    • @OsakaSun333
      @OsakaSun333 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because they have to be politically correct, that's why. Same reason why Heimdall is black; plus, by Ashera, do I like your picture.

    • @loljustice31
      @loljustice31 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** does it ever explicitly say anywhere that the Vanir were white?

  • @GeneralAramis
    @GeneralAramis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I actually picture Thor breaking everything the whole way home.

  • @matthewgarcia3297
    @matthewgarcia3297 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Hey can you tell me what she's wearing?" that was hilarious 😂

  • @HighTechRedneck9
    @HighTechRedneck9 11 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    omg! THIS WAS A GREAT MOVIE! You made up this stuff.

    • @hanki717
      @hanki717 11 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      fanboy alert you guys...

    • @HighTechRedneck9
      @HighTechRedneck9 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *****
      Look, I'm a fanboy, whats wrong with that?

    • @hanki717
      @hanki717 11 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      a lot.

    • @HighTechRedneck9
      @HighTechRedneck9 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      Like what?

    • @hanki717
      @hanki717 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Legoguy329
      like the fact that... you know you're a fanboy... :l

  • @Shaibana
    @Shaibana 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    this vid questions Loki's wardrobe. as you might know Loki can shapeshift.. explaining his sudden changing wardrobe
    p.s he did that very thing when he went to germany to get the eyeball from that guy (in the avengers)

  • @StupidMarioBros1Fan
    @StupidMarioBros1Fan 11 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The thing that makes me mad isn't the video, it's the commenters who don't understand that this is for humor, not to be taken seriously, and that the people at CinemaSins (usually) love the film they make a EWW over enough to do it, and then are suggested films that they do and don't love. Half of the time the "sins" are explained in the movie, but are pointed out because viewers who don't pay attention to the story would point out, and other times there are legit faults in the film that they point out, and sometimes it's just a random thing that they make a joke about like #7 being a "shrine" to nipples. It wasn't a legit fault, just something random to point out just like Bruce Wayne's bed in BB & DKR is a nipple bed. It's just something to laugh at.

  • @mahnoorsabir5270
    @mahnoorsabir5270 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You say the exact same things I think watching a movie!! Good job!

  • @trumanchamberlin5005
    @trumanchamberlin5005 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When he flips the table there are no chairs whatsoever and none of the fruits and vegetables that fly off the table are smashed. I guess the Asgardian janitors needed a break, what with Thor smashing tables in his own house.

  • @giner1961
    @giner1961 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    for every time you see Loki there should be a -sin #loveloki

  • @eddthehead123
    @eddthehead123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Vanaheim, not Annahiem. They do sound similar though.

  • @HarryS77
    @HarryS77 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Can we add a sin for every unnecessary dutch angle shot?

    • @jonathancorwin5133
      @jonathancorwin5133 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      you dutch mate?

    • @HarryS77
      @HarryS77 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      No.

    • @jonathancorwin5133
      @jonathancorwin5133 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Harry Stoddard k

    • @shironasama0445
      @shironasama0445 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pls explain a Dutch angle shot

    • @HarryS77
      @HarryS77 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's when the camera is tilted. It's typically used to create a sense of the character's anxiety or unease.

  • @mehmzay3022
    @mehmzay3022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:14 I didn't even realize there were anymore super heroes in this movie when I watched it back then.
    I legitimately saw nothing strange about an out of place guy with a bow and arrow here and thought nothing of it like it was just some guy with a bow on security.
    Really some guy with a bow on security is what it is but you get what I'm saying I didn't know it was a hero.

  • @rilluma
    @rilluma 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Loki can change his appearence with his powers so discount the suit etc sins. !

  • @The__Creeper
    @The__Creeper 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Loki can't kill Heimdall.
    He's fated to kill Loki.
    *FATE!*

    • @babserella2778
      @babserella2778 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They're fated to kill each other. The fight has no victor.

    • @The__Creeper
      @The__Creeper 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +babserella2778 The victor is everyone who gets to laugh at the biggest failure in Norse mythology, or Marvel comics.

    • @shapeshifter7676
      @shapeshifter7676 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +The Creeper you mean... Jesus?

    • @BrynjarReynisson
      @BrynjarReynisson 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +The Creeper Is the story in the comics the same as in the mythology? I dont read comics but I have read the mythology.

    • @The__Creeper
      @The__Creeper 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Brynjar Reynisson No, anyone can kill Loki in the comics.

  • @SuperMarksman2010
    @SuperMarksman2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Whosever wields this hammer, should he be worthy, shall be granted the power of Thor," or whatever is a lot different from "You can only lift this hammer if you should be king of Asgard."

  • @CastleBravo17
    @CastleBravo17 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    After the credits, the scene with Loki for the Avengers makes sense because Loki can take form of anyone. He turns into Captain America in Thor 2. Also he can control is suit. He can change from his full on armour and helmet to just is green and gold suit.

  • @thedivinityman
    @thedivinityman 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Do Pulp Fiction, Resivior Dogs, or Kill Bill

  • @InklanUtterfield
    @InklanUtterfield 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Why do people like these so seriously? I like the Spiderman movies, Batman, Harry Potter, Thor and a whole bunch more that they made an "Everything Wrong With: " about. I still find these funny and entertaining.

  • @samkresil6011
    @samkresil6011 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Character repeats another character`s dialogue" cliché.

  • @DragonaxFilms
    @DragonaxFilms 11 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Monty Python and the Holy Grail audio at the end? PRICELESS xD
    EDIT: I was wrong -_-

    • @danieleddie7000
      @danieleddie7000 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      is that one of the wrong scene ?

    • @NoodleXXII
      @NoodleXXII 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorry dude, definitely no Monty Python audio at all.

    • @DragonaxFilms
      @DragonaxFilms 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      McRetard Eh, sorry... I haven't seen it in a while. Sounded like something they'd say though xD

    • @danieleddie7000
      @danieleddie7000 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      nice

  • @BryannaLB7
    @BryannaLB7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I thought Loki's shape shifting and magic powers were pretty clear. They just showed us instead of being cheap and telling us. When Odin's hand touches baby Loki's skin, baby Loki shape shifted his skin to change color and shape of what/who he was seeing/touching.
    And since he stays looking like an Asgardian, I would assume that his adoptive mother uses her magic to keep him from changing back. He's not going to turn into one since the boys are taught the giants are evil like a boogyman. And his skin turns back naturally to its original form of frost giant when his skin is touched by one.
    I'm not a comic book reader, but I got all of that during the first movie. Except the mother and her possible spell, that I got from Thor2.
    Maybe this video needs to be redone and looked at more closely. This one felt rushed....

    • @stormrider24
      @stormrider24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You know you're too far gone when you critic a youtube video purely made for satire

  • @Sweezlballin
    @Sweezlballin 11 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Thor destroys the bridge to the bifrost (pretty much the entire bifrost) yet he and loki reappear in the avengers, on earth, with no prior mention of HOW? did they rebuild the bifrost? asgardian magic?

    • @quetch2
      @quetch2 11 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      loki by using the tesseract as a gateway and thor by odin's "dark magic". not great explenations, but at least they provide one

    • @Scottoest
      @Scottoest 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      HaywireEagle Loki says "How much dark magic did the Allfather have to muster to conjure you here" in The Avengers. Maybe dark matter was involved, but that isn't what he says.

  • @WebContractor7407
    @WebContractor7407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    he is just so calm, its like his parents are asleep