Mitchell & Webb - Vectron

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  • @GypsyScot1
    @GypsyScot1 ปีที่แล้ว +1748

    I like to imagine that this wasn't even a sci-fi setting before it all started, just a normal office or something. All this progress happened in three weeks under Vectron's inspiring light.

    • @momon969
      @momon969 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Through Vectron's blessing, this branch of Staples has finally subdued the Jorgall Union, giving us free access to the Andromeda cluster!

    • @maasro
      @maasro ปีที่แล้ว +80

      You mean, they developed warp engines, space travel, a galactic empire and what not all in three weeks? THis Vectron must be something. For Vectron!

    • @bobbyfeet2240
      @bobbyfeet2240 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@maasro Do not question what Vectron can do, for his powers are endless. Praise Vectron!

    • @ABW941
      @ABW941 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      I guess thats what they are implying. They were just a normal company and after turning to vectron they became an interstellar empire.

    • @jameslarimer9211
      @jameslarimer9211 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      @@maasro I think it's interesting to take this idea even further. Maybe there were no advancements, but they just imagine prosperity and progress because of Vectron. Maybe they don't even imagine. The closest thing they do to imply the future is a) the decorations and dress, which could easily just be religious iconography, and b) the phrase "galactic endeavor". But notice they didn't say INTERgalactic endeavor. In our society, without access to other galaxies, ALL endeavors are galactic endeavors. They just like the crisp snappy uniforms and snazzy decor. You know, like Catholics.

  • @jeremyskinner564
    @jeremyskinner564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3165

    I love how they narrow it down to either a) The ancient Scrolls of Vectron discovered in the first age of Vectron, or b) last Thursday when Pete took a sick day

    • @StarlasAiko
      @StarlasAiko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Both dates coincidentally coincide.

    • @waynemarvin5661
      @waynemarvin5661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      The scrolls were written in the first age of Vectron. Discovered possibly last Thursday.

    • @TheWizardOfBonk
      @TheWizardOfBonk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That is indeed the plot and subject of the sketch! Well identified

    • @tee2567
      @tee2567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@StarlasAiko But by mere happenstance.

    • @davesy6969
      @davesy6969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "By Plectrum!" Doesn't sound nearly as good.
      "By Vectron's shiny shoes!"

  • @Skinz01
    @Skinz01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1084

    This is what it looks like when your empire changes ethics in Stellaris.

    • @Danbutch24
      @Danbutch24 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      So true! XD

    • @EugeneOneguine
      @EugeneOneguine ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Steve is when we forget that ethics were changed and we're like "oh... why did I do that ?"

    • @WiseOwl_1408
      @WiseOwl_1408 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Wise 🦉

  • @JumpingJackFlash1989
    @JumpingJackFlash1989 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2182

    By vectrons kindly claw, that was a good sketch

    • @Wolfencreek
      @Wolfencreek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Uh Chancellor, who's Vectron?

    • @MrGreenthumb1000
      @MrGreenthumb1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      In the unending light of Vectron's wisdom I must agree.

    • @JustinLCooper
      @JustinLCooper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      For VECTRON!

    • @ianwilliams-ej8jv
      @ianwilliams-ej8jv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Really the kindly claw with that look is gold

    • @dutchbeef8920
      @dutchbeef8920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Praise Vectron

  • @yougofirstillgothen2130
    @yougofirstillgothen2130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1103

    "Vectron is dead." - Nietzsche

    • @judyhopps9380
      @judyhopps9380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Hugh Jones Vectron wills it.

    • @Robert-hz9bj
      @Robert-hz9bj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      "Nietzsche is dead." - Vectron

    • @YouOpaOpa
      @YouOpaOpa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How could it? Vectron is the end, the beginning and the circle.

    • @Voltaic_Fire
      @Voltaic_Fire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      _"Nietzesche is Vectron."_ - Dead

    • @uhtred7860
      @uhtred7860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      By Vectrons mighty claw i think you are gravely mistaken!!

  • @ewanmcfadyen
    @ewanmcfadyen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1688

    "If Vectron did not exist it would be necessary to invent him" - (not) Voltaire

    • @thekinginyellow1744
      @thekinginyellow1744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Exactly what I was thinking!

    • @DanielVerberne
      @DanielVerberne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Voltaire later lost his plectrum and inadvertently gave rise to this religion.

    • @thekinginyellow1744
      @thekinginyellow1744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@DanielVerberne Had he been a finger picker, this never would have happened!

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "Don't believe everything you hear on the internet, especially in the youtube comment section" - Voltaire, 1777.

    • @ionlyfearphobophobia
      @ionlyfearphobophobia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@medexamtoolsdotcom "If it's on the Internet then it must be true, and you can't question it."
      - Abraham Lincoln

  • @cosmicorder2
    @cosmicorder2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +911

    I just love how they are all so cool with admitting that they made a mistake and admitted it was a pretty cool mistake in hindsight.

    • @thinkngskeptic
      @thinkngskeptic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Isn't that the joke?

    • @gelraldoldo5152
      @gelraldoldo5152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes but what is a joke?

    • @LuxAeterna22878
      @LuxAeterna22878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@gelraldoldo5152 Jokes are one of the many blessings of Vectron.

    • @MichaelJohnson-kq7qg
      @MichaelJohnson-kq7qg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I like the bit where they say vectron.

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well was it really a mistake?

  • @SuperWolfman9
    @SuperWolfman9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1935

    To be fair, doing stuff in the name of Vectron, may his shining light ever guide us, allowed just the 4 of them to form a galactic empire and conquer vast swaths of the galaxy in about 3 weeks...

    • @4675636b596f755954
      @4675636b596f755954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

      I'm preeetty sure General Phil said our Empire's capital planet has been standing for more than ten millennia.
      Although, on the other hand, I can't shake the feeling that as late as last summer we were a small import company based in Slough.

    • @calebfuller4713
      @calebfuller4713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      @@4675636b596f755954 The impression you get of the Galactic Empire in Star Wars, vs what you find out in the prequels, where you realize the whole thing's only been going for about 20 years...

    • @michaelgrosberg2665
      @michaelgrosberg2665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@calebfuller4713 And that's eight years *more* than the third reich.

    • @springyslinky2190
      @springyslinky2190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      FSM move on over; praise Vectron’s shiny marbles

    • @MDP1702
      @MDP1702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@calebfuller4713 To be fair we know that the empire only existed for a couple decades (4-5 max) at most, since Kenobi could remember a time before the empire.

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2350

    _Vectron was taken from an occurrence during the writing process. During a break, several of the writers'_ *[sic]* _were playing with a ball and one began shouting "By Vectron!" in the style of the Galaxy Quest catchphrase "By Grabthar's Hammer!" Another writer returned to find the writers making many references to the unknown entity Vectron._
    *Source: **en.wikipedia.org/wiki/That_Mitchell_and_Webb_Look#Podcast*

    • @JohnSmith-ie8ir
      @JohnSmith-ie8ir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +400

      So this whole thing literally happened irl.... mind blown!

    • @DemonWarp65
      @DemonWarp65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      By Vectron, that really puts this whole sketch into perspective. Thank you for sharing that. May Vectron smile upon you eternally!!

    • @spyrofan9681
      @spyrofan9681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That is brilliant

    • @IsiahTomas
      @IsiahTomas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      These sales are fantastic!

    • @joejasat
      @joejasat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Vectron's good grace upon you for sharing this information sir!

  • @michaelinlofi
    @michaelinlofi 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    You can tell this is England in the future because it took him three weeks of being too awkward to ask before he finally cracked

    • @tomconnors8165
      @tomconnors8165 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And the accents, by Vectron!

  • @regal1lager
    @regal1lager 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1272

    Imagine my surprise to find this video after working for an electronics manufacturing company literally named 'VECTRON International' for nearly 20 years - I now have a mission to show this to as many of my fellow employees as possible...by Vectron's Beard!! 🤣

    • @JohnZ117
      @JohnZ117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Progress report requested.

    • @MegaKurtus
      @MegaKurtus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      By Vectron it shall be so

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Thank your kindly claw for this comment.

    • @angelisdania1594
      @angelisdania1594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I think I've seen your point-of-sale systems here in Australia, by Vectron's striking brow.

    • @ATMOSK1234
      @ATMOSK1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The sketch writer might have named it after your company

  • @sarahjrandomnumbers
    @sarahjrandomnumbers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    By Vectron's golden foot, I have come back to watch this clip again.
    *FOR VECTRON!*

    • @jamesmaybrick2001
      @jamesmaybrick2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      By Vectrons Holy Ringpeice of Burning Fire...M&W was the last truly great sketch show.

    • @sarahjrandomnumbers
      @sarahjrandomnumbers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jamesmaybrick2001 By Vectron's mild case of Dyslexia, you are truly correct!

    • @drworm5007
      @drworm5007 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In the name of Vectron's Indian take out leftovers, it's a good sketch.

    • @mr.daggersirl
      @mr.daggersirl ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FOR VECTRON!

    • @sarahjrandomnumbers
      @sarahjrandomnumbers ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@mr.daggersirl You said that with such strength of will and character, it was almost as if Vectron was channeling himself through you.
      PRAISE VECTRON!

  • @katzen3314
    @katzen3314 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1723

    Ugh I hate it when I lose my plectrum and accidentally start a religion.

    • @PureGoldNeverCorrodes
      @PureGoldNeverCorrodes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      State of Aporia Praise Cloister the Stupid!

    • @IamRobotMonkey
      @IamRobotMonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@TheJovialBrit A piano playing heretic! Burn them in the name of Vectron!

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *lose

    • @DanielVerberne
      @DanielVerberne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Definitely gives the term 'guitar heroes' a new meaning.

    • @hitchslap8254
      @hitchslap8254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I lost my son's muslin. That snowballed.

  • @Argumemnon
    @Argumemnon ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "By Vectron's eyes, I'm glad to hear it."
    It's the little details that make the comedy work.

  • @K.D.Meyers
    @K.D.Meyers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    I love how they all salute differently 😆

  • @tenacious3911
    @tenacious3911 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    Things we know about Vectron:
    He has eyes, golden wings, a beard, a kindly claw, and knees.
    He is eternal, the end, the beginning, the circle of (life?)
    He wrote the Scrolls of Vectron, commencing the "First Age of Vectron".
    He certainly seems to be an interesting chap if nothing else.

    • @blablabubles
      @blablabubles ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If I was a bit better as an artist I would love to draw that

    • @7DYNAMIN
      @7DYNAMIN ปีที่แล้ว +6

      His name sounds similar to plectrum

    • @david7522
      @david7522 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      His kindly claw is presumably able to hold a pen what with the scroll writing and all....
      This probably rules out a crab or lobster appendage.

    • @FreeAssange
      @FreeAssange 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Not dissimilar to Rassilon. Have you seen The Video of Rassilon?

    • @hk1371
      @hk1371 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He also has a mouth cause he smiles upon us

  • @tintomara6209
    @tintomara6209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    ''Vectron is a concept by which we measure our pain.'' John Lennon

    • @andyfawcett7060
      @andyfawcett7060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Imagine there's no Vectron, I wonder if you can.

    • @TomthatiscalledTom
      @TomthatiscalledTom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Vectron is Not Great
      Christopher Hitchens

    • @tintomara6209
      @tintomara6209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TomthatiscalledTom 'Vectron is dead' Friedrich Nietzsche

    • @TomthatiscalledTom
      @TomthatiscalledTom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tintomara6209 The Vectron Delusion
      Richard Dawkins

    • @ayebraine
      @ayebraine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love the fact that while trying to overcome the awkward situation they basically turned it into dealing with premature ejaculation. "Let's get some wine and see if we can get back into it".

  • @666deadman1988
    @666deadman1988 8 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    I just saw the new Star Wars and, by Vectron, the scenes with the First Order reminded me of this sketch.

    • @BarterTom
      @BarterTom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      By Snoke!

    • @2DRonaldo
      @2DRonaldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BarterTom No! by Vectron!

  • @nigelbenn4642
    @nigelbenn4642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    This is exactly how UK businesses operate, you're off for a couple of days and on your return everyone's on new business bullshit bingo jargon and it's suddenly become the aims statement overnight.

    • @l0u13__3
      @l0u13__3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Only when you’re off

    • @steverye8872
      @steverye8872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's that way in the states too. I work as an ASM for a major retailer. I work three long shifts a week and inevitably when I come back some from my four days off I'm confronted with some new policy/ fundraiser/ best practice that wasn't there the previous week and everyone seems to have known about forever. By Vectrons beard it can be disorienting.

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mission statement. Get the nomenclature right

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yup, plenty of corporate policies crop up overnight e.g. 'synergy' 'proximal' etc

  • @DemonWarp65
    @DemonWarp65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    By Vectron's silver beard, I really enjoyed how they re-created the late-70s/early-80s aesthetic of this sketch. May Vectron smite our enemies eternally!! FOR VECTRON!!!!

    • @ethericboy
      @ethericboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      By Vectrons kindly sneeze I"m in,Hail Vectron the source of all reality and being!

    • @nkt1
      @nkt1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Plus the Star Trek-esque background spaceship hum.

    • @GudieveNing
      @GudieveNing ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Camp is the word! Blake's 7 comes to mind too.

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@GudieveNing It's not camp, it's stylized retro-futurism.

    • @DemonWarp65
      @DemonWarp65 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ComicGladiator Oh by Vectron's sharpened claw, let us not get caught up in the whatfors and whys, for Vectron would want unity throughout the galaxy in these dark times! *FOR VECTRON!!*

  • @tomiantenna7279
    @tomiantenna7279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    That perfectly synchronized "FOR VECTRON!" at the end tho!

  • @SacredDaturana
    @SacredDaturana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    These uniforms kind of slap. The military coat with kind of a skirt thing looks surprisingly cool.

    • @Realpoweronearth
      @Realpoweronearth 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It's a type of greatcoat😊

  • @lloroshastar6347
    @lloroshastar6347 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    The world needs Vectron's light right now

    • @pavelshliaha1706
      @pavelshliaha1706 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      More than ever. And his kindly claw

  • @TonkarzOfSolSystem
    @TonkarzOfSolSystem 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    This reminds me of the artillery crew from WWII that named their gun and started dressing up strangely and doing things for it. Apparently as crew members would die or get rotated away the replacement crew members were inducted into the micro-culture. Apparently all the crew members were replaced multiple times and the practice still continued.

    • @fastertrackcreative
      @fastertrackcreative หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      In times of hardship you have to find a way to manage it no matter how weird.

  • @rachskald
    @rachskald 10 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Vectron's kindly claw had me cracking up :')

  • @Pauly421
    @Pauly421 9 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    For Vectron! He surely smiles down upon this video

    • @Agent_Pumpkin
      @Agent_Pumpkin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Indeed is it not written that Vectron will smile kindly at all positive comments and smite those heathens who mock his kindly claw and knobbly knees. In Vectrons name we drink this gin, cheers!

    • @elliottknifton8902
      @elliottknifton8902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Agent_Pumpkin a toast to Vectron!

    • @marcokite
      @marcokite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Bill Patrick Jones - as indeed he is Bill, as indeed he is

  • @hamzahalasadulloh7779
    @hamzahalasadulloh7779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Love the incredibly mundane names they have

    • @bernardthedisappointedowl6938
      @bernardthedisappointedowl6938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      By Vectron, Geoff is a wonderful name - it inspires - um,. hang on, - ah, OK, I'll give you that one, ^oo^

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The thing is, if advanced aliens ever turn up their names or designations will probably sound very exotic and weird to us, but they might just be the equivalent of "Geoff Bridges" or "Martin Scott", just like foreign names used to, before we all got used to them.

    • @PureGoldNeverCorrodes
      @PureGoldNeverCorrodes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought it was to imply that before Vectron, they were ordinary modern day office workers.

    • @ryans756
      @ryans756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      To be fair, Luke Skywalker had the same problem. And there's a rumour that before "Darth", Darth Vader was actually just Dave. Dave Vader of the Galactic Empire. So they changed it.

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bernardthedisappointedowl6938 Geoff was the name of the giraffe mascot of toys r us. Rip toys r us.

  • @redraider76
    @redraider76 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This and the "Are we the baddies?" sketch are my two favourite Mitchell & Webb sketches!

  • @UPRCPlaysGames
    @UPRCPlaysGames 13 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    This is my favourite skit from the show. I could watch it a million times.

    • @martinfiedler4317
      @martinfiedler4317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      By Vectron, you should!

    • @mediocreman6323
      @mediocreman6323 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hm, let's say the sketch is 4 minutes long, four million minutes, when watching this sketch 12 hours a day, every day of the week … it would take you less than 15 years and 3 months. BY VECTRON, IT _IS_ POSSIBLE!

  • @leopold7562
    @leopold7562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Ooh, that uncomfortable silence was joyous. By Vectron’s spleen, I proclaim Mitchell and Webb to be fine comedians!

    • @leopold7562
      @leopold7562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @A Laishram I’d be hard pressed to argue otherwise

  • @Astro_War
    @Astro_War 6 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    I had a Vauxhall Vectra a few years back, good car. By Vectra

    • @herbie747
      @herbie747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Quality.

    • @thomasmcdonough7867
      @thomasmcdonough7867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Buy vectra*

    • @trotskiftw
      @trotskiftw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No Vauxhall is good..

    • @RichardSShepherd
      @RichardSShepherd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ah - the multiple Vectra heresy. There is only one Vectron!

    • @judyhopps9380
      @judyhopps9380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thomasmcdonough7867 I think he meant, Bye Vectra, because he no longer had it (triggers a different reading of the Vectra instruction manual and triggers 2,000 years of holy war)

  • @stephaniecarr6984
    @stephaniecarr6984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "..honestly Steve, no one, I mean none of us, had ever said the word "Vectron"-in our LIVES- until I took that day off.." Lol!!! One of my fave skits!

  • @vincent_hall
    @vincent_hall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Never spoil a good cult with logic!
    Thank Vectron for wine!

    • @seantrevathan3041
      @seantrevathan3041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The soundtack from Space Above and Beyond sure helped

    • @thedasher98
      @thedasher98 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@seantrevathan3041great show. Could do with a remake/reboot

  • @CounterNerd
    @CounterNerd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    I always imagined that these guys worked at a normal job in the modern world, and the whole Vectron worshiping alone brought on efforts to advance mankind into the future where we see them in this skit. Didn't occur to me until now that that was all in my mind.

    • @Grayfox988
      @Grayfox988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It took them only three weeks to get to a star empire, by Vectron's shining wisdom.

    • @AdamantLightLP
      @AdamantLightLP 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      It's amazing what a unified culture with common ground and a singular goal can accomplish.

    • @Tasarran
      @Tasarran 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Three weeks ago it was Dunder-Mifflin

  • @seankayll9017
    @seankayll9017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "By Vectron's gourd!" "No! By Vectron's shoe!" Then came the arguments, hatred, inquisition, bloodshed, war and final self-destruction.

    • @Ithtorukk
      @Ithtorukk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As fortold by the Scrolls of Vectron!

    • @knusern666
      @knusern666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He's not Vectron he's a very naughty boy!

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't think so, for 2 reasons, one, that none of those are mutually exclusive, we've already established he has eyes, golden wings, a beard, a kindly claw, and knees, he could have a goard AND shoes and that wouldn't be blasphemy. And also, based on their tolerance of the 4th guy's blasphemy in the first place, going far further than implying Vectron had other parts they didn't agree with, he questioned Vectron altogether, so if that didn't lead to violence, why would saying he had a gourd cause that?

    • @andylintott9339
      @andylintott9339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@medexamtoolsdotcom The Right Honourable And Wise Keepers of The Gourd would disagree,if the ancient scrolls of Vectron didn't require them to assume a life of solitude, celibacy, and perpetual agreement with every sentence including the word "Vectron". The relevant passage can be found in the third stanza of the 26th scroll, just after the bit about sandwiches.
      May your filling always be moist, by Vectron's Holy Thumb!

    • @andylintott9339
      @andylintott9339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@knusern666 Vectrones eunt domus!

  • @YukonExpatriate
    @YukonExpatriate 13 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    By Vectron's radiant nostrils, this is brilliant!

    • @samy7013
      @samy7013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Underrated oath.

  • @smnoy23
    @smnoy23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    By Vectron’s burning gaze, they should really write all this down.

    • @bigbowlowrong4694
      @bigbowlowrong4694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes, if history has taught us one thing it’s that if they wrote it down in some kind of holy book all uncertainties and disagreements about Vectron would immediately cease

  • @BluJean6692
    @BluJean6692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I just love that they went all out on the costumes and settings for a 4 minute stand-alone gag...

    • @juandocuc
      @juandocuc 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      4 minutes? But Vectron is eternal!

  • @CCootauco
    @CCootauco ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That shift from regal, aristocratic tone to everyday office speak. Genius.

  • @oscarpines7927
    @oscarpines7927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Everything happens the day you take a day off. Every damn time.

  • @metallicamoose
    @metallicamoose 13 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    This is how everyone talks in the 41st Millenium

    • @markuslaitinen147
      @markuslaitinen147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      By the god emperors golden aura!!

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      By the Aquila's kindly claw, did people speak differently in the Dark Age Of Technology?

  • @LCTesla
    @LCTesla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    how tf did the music of Space: Above and Beyond end up in there,
    I do not know but I am grateful

  • @MadMogsy
    @MadMogsy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I have a tradition of watching this sketch immediately after midnight on new year's day. This is the third year running which no doubt pleases Vectron. FOR VECTRON!

  • @alihaggis78
    @alihaggis78 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    That is the music from space above above and beyond. I'm glad I'm not the only one to notice.

  • @steviesnes
    @steviesnes 13 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love this, I think its the way they drop into using each other 1st names.

  • @Xezlec
    @Xezlec 10 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    This has enormous rewatch value, by Vectron's wang!

    • @ginge641
      @ginge641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That's numberwang!

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@ginge641, by Vectron's sticky numeric seed, it _is_ numberwang!

    • @emilymcplugger
      @emilymcplugger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Dissociated Women Incorporated
      Best crossover gag...ever!

    • @DanielVerberne
      @DanielVerberne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nice one. I’d suggest we change the name of Vectron’s wang, but you’d respond with “what hat am I wearing?” “A captains hat...,”

    • @changer_of_ways_suspense_smith
      @changer_of_ways_suspense_smith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh.... he out the pussy on the chainwax!

  • @billyork6017
    @billyork6017 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I like that there's a train - the Siemens Vectron. If I ever see one, I will announce "For Vectron!!!" loudly

  • @nicolajo666
    @nicolajo666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I was on a game called SteamWorld Heist when a character called Vectron showed up, and all I could think of was this bloody sketch XD

    • @timebomb4562
      @timebomb4562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      he is in all things my child

    • @PureGoldNeverCorrodes
      @PureGoldNeverCorrodes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      T'was Vectron himself, incarnate within the very code of the game.

    • @emilymcplugger
      @emilymcplugger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @timebomb456
      “He is in all things my child”.
      Me: Eurgh!!!

    • @epiendless1128
      @epiendless1128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm still playing that game. Truly is Vectron eternal.

  • @andylintott9339
    @andylintott9339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    By Vectron's quivering ear-hair, I miss this show

  • @IoEstasCedonta
    @IoEstasCedonta 12 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Something about the society here really fascinates me. In front of the troops, in what seems to be a standard corridor - no functional items whatsoever - they have a highly formal conversation about tactics with no substance to it, seeming a showy rubberstamp affair, then, without dismissing them, privately conference like office workers, showing that they don't typically act so formally, and also, they play guitar. It's just so fascinating...
    I guess, I hunger for Battlestar Mitchell.

  • @Jayfive276
    @Jayfive276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    26 people were smited by Vectron's powerful nose of justice.

  • @IntheeyesofMorbo
    @IntheeyesofMorbo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Praise upon Vectron in this dark time. By his golden wings we shall endure. 😆

  • @pattayalob
    @pattayalob 13 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    There are many great M&W sketches, Homeopathic hospital, WW2 pilots, brain surgeon at party, corner shop alcoholic, the list is endless but this Vectron sketch is probably the best.

    • @DavidB5501
      @DavidB5501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The WW2 pilots are by Armstrong and Miller, not M & W, in case anyone is still trying to find them!

    • @Ramboost007
      @Ramboost007 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can use this in a Philosophy of Religion class

    • @MediumRareOpinions
      @MediumRareOpinions ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@DavidB5501 they did however collaborate and played a second pair of pilots in a sketch. So in a round about way it all comes together.

    • @GyleCast
      @GyleCast 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No mention of sir digby chicken caeser?!

  • @SimKoning
    @SimKoning 14 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Praise Vectron! In Vectron we Trust!

  • @larryl3416
    @larryl3416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The music played in the background of the first 50 seconds is from the short lived but awesome 90's Sci-fi TV show "Space Above and Beyond"

    • @TheVenger10
      @TheVenger10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I loved that show :)

    • @delryn256
      @delryn256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude... By random chance, I looked it up and rediscovered a show that Ive been trying to remember from my childhood. That is insane! Long live comments! For Vectron!

    • @larryl3416
      @larryl3416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@delryn256 awesome mate!! Ha ha gotta love the internet....sometimes. Enjoy!

  • @scalporf
    @scalporf 12 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    A masterpiece, by Vectron's kindly claw.

  • @ewaf88
    @ewaf88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2000 years from now this video could be discovered and start the Age of Vectron
    It would be the ancient scroll

  • @soundslave
    @soundslave 12 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    This is how scientology started.

    • @DanielVerberne
      @DanielVerberne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      How ANY faith started.

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No it isn't, that was started by a con artist, L. Ron Hubbard, passing around an elaborate set of beliefs and practices. This is some sort of emergent phenomenon in which it started from nothing at all and doesn't happen this way in real life.

    • @misterprecocious2491
      @misterprecocious2491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@medexamtoolsdotcom definitely made more money than from his fiction.

    • @AshrakAhmed
      @AshrakAhmed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@medexamtoolsdotcom You will be Audited for that blasphemy!

    • @youmustpaythetrolltoll8517
      @youmustpaythetrolltoll8517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DanielVerberne No. You're nuts.

  • @bug1701
    @bug1701 10 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    any one else notice that the music in this skit was from the show back in the 90's called "space, above and beyond?" ran for two seasons? AH, nostalgia, love it.

    • @martinwood744
      @martinwood744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Adamski: The two flyers in "heroes" (apart from Peter who could steal other people's abilities) were Nathan and West. Nathan West was a pilot in SAAB. Coincidence?

    • @paulbrozyna3006
      @paulbrozyna3006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Only one season.
      I may be six years late to correct a person on the internet, but by Vectron’s golden wings it shall be done.

    • @The31stcenturyfox
      @The31stcenturyfox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah 7 years late but I picked up on it and had to search the comments to see if anyone else did. Good job!

    • @Montague1428
      @Montague1428 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@The31stcenturyfox As did I. That was such a good series. After years of waiting for it to come out on DVD I bought the DVD boxset a few years ago. Now if only I could be bothered to actually watch it... no, by Vectron, I'll just wait for it to come onto a streaming channel.

  • @SeppelMadGuitar
    @SeppelMadGuitar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This is the slowed down theme from Space: Above and Beyond ... one of the greatest Scifi-Shows ever created.

    • @Silos815
      @Silos815 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Glad someone else noticed it!

    • @thedasher98
      @thedasher98 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Could do with a remake/reboot. In fact I'm surprised it's not happened yet

    • @ZuluRomeo
      @ZuluRomeo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dammit so it is!

  • @116Bears
    @116Bears 14 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    By Vectron's kindly claw this is cracking stuff!

  • @stormtreader
    @stormtreader 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The normal names just elevate this to genius "Didn't Jeff find the scrolls? The ancient scrolls?"

  • @Desbo
    @Desbo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love this when it originally aired, so glad its up one youtube, thanks. For Vectron!

  • @rowead
    @rowead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They are so happy in the grasp of Vectron's kindly claw.

  • @EndureTemptation
    @EndureTemptation 11 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    the more I think about this sketch, the more funny and at the same time puzzling it seems
    BY VECTRON!!!

  • @SubconsciousGatherer
    @SubconsciousGatherer 12 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I've been a fan of M&W for some time, yet I just saw this skit last night for the first time. It is now my favorite. Classic!

  • @jangeertbruggink7040
    @jangeertbruggink7040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is one of the funniest from this show. It also has a good replay value and inside joke validity.

  • @mikeggg5671
    @mikeggg5671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    By Vectron's pointed shoes, this is wonderful!

  • @supahfly_uk
    @supahfly_uk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    By the power of Vectron this is still good

  • @samu9629
    @samu9629 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    this sketch always speaks to me because in my family we also enjoy *really* commit to the bit as well, by Vectron's hoary breath.

  • @3dartxsi
    @3dartxsi 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love how they all have a different salute.

  • @jozefgurzynski7380
    @jozefgurzynski7380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Whoa, that's the "Space above and beyond" theme music...! It's been so long since I heard it.

  • @waheex
    @waheex 9 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    very serious point of this sketch. How normally sane folk can get carried away with a a stupid idea. Human nature. Great sketch

    • @PureGoldNeverCorrodes
      @PureGoldNeverCorrodes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mindburner there's nothing wrong with this idea, except a few extra words (well the same word repeated), it provides something that can be very scarce: Motivation.

    • @nickturner4150
      @nickturner4150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      By Vectrons spiky hair gel, you're right

    • @PureGoldNeverCorrodes
      @PureGoldNeverCorrodes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nick Turner which one of us?

    • @simonhowles3646
      @simonhowles3646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      By Brexit...I mean Vectron, you're right!

    • @stephenderry9488
      @stephenderry9488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@simonhowles3646 Get Vectron Done!

  • @GreatestCornholio
    @GreatestCornholio ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A similar thing happened 2 thousand years ago when a man opened a cheese and rice stall, the locals said his cheese and rice was divine, and the rest his history.

  • @irfankhan2378
    @irfankhan2378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love those awkward silences lol.

  • @Doodle1Bean
    @Doodle1Bean 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    LOVE the robes of state!

  • @colin5577
    @colin5577 13 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    By Vectron's ball-hammer that was eye-wateringly funny.
    More M+W brilliance.

  • @kevboard
    @kevboard 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    the mismatched salutes are the best part

  • @vectron0917
    @vectron0917 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    By my mighty name, I 100% endorse this skit.

  • @coldfission
    @coldfission 11 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The automatic captions on this are pure gold. 0:27 - in the name of the trauma i ask for for the mandate to pursue the antibiotic

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's as if vectron himself wrote those subtitles!

    • @goodnamestaken
      @goodnamestaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      could THESE be the fabled scrolls from the first age of Vectron?!

  • @BobBob-cy9cu
    @BobBob-cy9cu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “I ask for mandate to pursue the endeavour”

  • @steveforest8385
    @steveforest8385 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    We've all been there - had an afternoon off work, come back the next day, and they've started a new religion.

  • @D0kRa
    @D0kRa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Nice use of the Space : Above and Beyond theme tune. 😁👍❤️

    • @vorlonesque1830
      @vorlonesque1830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was about to mention the same thing.

  • @michaelcane3918
    @michaelcane3918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Vectron was a vacuum tube manufacturer in 1950

  • @Zombie-lx3sh
    @Zombie-lx3sh 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This is how all religions get started.

  • @epiendless1128
    @epiendless1128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I was imagining a Lord of the Rings version of this. Just after the Council of Elrond, some elf called Colin speaks up, so they get Saruman on conference call, and realise that they all got "Sauron's Ring" from a chance remark about a dodgy curry 3 weeks earlier.

  • @SimonZerafa
    @SimonZerafa 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It's the will of Landru that Vectron be honoured. Fairly sure that Valon is onboard as well 🙂🤷‍♂️

  • @micheljavert5923
    @micheljavert5923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    And this is a fine example of the danger in looking at things to closely.

  • @TheOldBlackShuckyDog
    @TheOldBlackShuckyDog ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Damn, this just really makes me want to be a part of the vectron cult 😂

    • @steveforest8385
      @steveforest8385 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Then by Vectron's light you shall be. FOR VECTRON!!!

  • @LuciousDeMorte
    @LuciousDeMorte 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loving the Space Above and Beyond sountrack

  • @IamAcerbus
    @IamAcerbus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    By Vectron, who are the 38 people that cleary doesn't know his glory?

    • @MadMogsy
      @MadMogsy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Should we not focus on the 4000 souls who have seen the glory of Vectron's kindly claw? Praise Vectron!

  • @shauns.6231
    @shauns.6231 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just discovered this show about a year ago. These guys are brilliant. Don't know how I missed it. Maybe it just didn't air in Canada.

  • @garethwilkins6744
    @garethwilkins6744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    22 people are not smiled upon by Vectron. For Vectron!

  • @chartreuseking5995
    @chartreuseking5995 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Dungeons the Dragoning 40K 7.6th edition makes much more sense now...

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I am now convinced this is how the Imperium of Man started believing in the Omnissiah. Someone just started saying "By the Emperor!" and "In the Emperor's name!" and soon it caught on, and now nobody has the heart to tell the tech-priests that he sort of never existed... :P

    • @lloroshastar6347
      @lloroshastar6347 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Universe belongs to the Necrons 😝

  • @MrArbiter103
    @MrArbiter103 12 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    BY VECTRON'S NAME, THAT SALUTE IS AWESOME

  • @epiendless1128
    @epiendless1128 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I was amused when the Big Bad in 'Steamworld Heist' turned out to be 'Vectron'.
    Immediately reminded me of this favourite old sketch.

  • @darrenroddy9402
    @darrenroddy9402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thats the music from the 1990s TV series 'Space Above and Beyond'. Great sketch. Great music!

  • @davesy6969
    @davesy6969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Vectron is inspiring me to create a range of merchandise, yet i fear the wrath of the copyright monster. May Vectron in his wisdom guide me.

  • @ryansullivan7349
    @ryansullivan7349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am convinced this is 40k (replace Vectron with the Emperor of mankind).
    There was never an emperor, only Malcador and the Primarchs. The Primarchs aren't even related, but they were all so similar in power and stature, they kept making jokes in reference to some shared father figure, the Emperor of mankind and it caught on really hard.

    • @stevenesbitt3528
      @stevenesbitt3528 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Makes more sense than ‘ I can’t help at the moment, busy in the web way’