The Horniest Album Ever Made
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ส.ค. 2024
- It's finally time for our gasm sesh with Smokey.
GASMS: • Smokey Robinson - "Gas...
(also sorry Anthony's cam looks more pixellated than usual; will hopefully be fixed for the next one)
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"long ago, the four gasms lived in harmony, until the firegasm attacked"
Almost spit out my oatmeal
And turned the entire establishment into a Gorgasm
“i don’t got a crystal ball, but i know what your future needs” is such a Drake bar lol
Most Drake bar that Drake has never written
" I decided to finally give into temptations and listen to this album "
Smokey produced the group The temptations back in the 60s . Fantano got BARS
It's not "what your future needs", it's that he knows all her future needs (needs as a noun).
@@rickster4627it's not like writes anything tbh
I can actually hear 2012 Drake rap/singing that
Careful, Anthony. Smokey said, "the gasms you **don't** give me, I don't think exist." By means of a double negative, Smokey is telling you that you give him **every** gasm that exists.
Melon shaved his reading comprehension off.
Smokey really out-gasmed us on this one 😔
Rare fantano comment
Two wrongs always make it alright
It's very subtle, but the word 'gasms' is very close to the word 'orgasms' which is commonly used to denote sexual climax. I think this was deliberate. This album is about sex.
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No way, that's impossible! You can't talk about that on public broadcast media!
@@JeanMarceaux there are a lot of songs about sex. I want to sex u up by Color me badd is one.
😊😊@@JeanMarceaux
I did not have "Anthony Fantano sends Smokey Robinson to horny jail" on my 2024 bingo card
Underated Comment
This would go crazy on an uber driver's playlist
real
with extended eye contact in the rear view mirror 😫
Public transport phone speakers banger
Being an anthony fantano fan is like having hair but thinking about going bald but never actually doing it.
That’s just being Anthony fantano
Thayt's because you're too weak to embrace the melon.
Hell no I love my hair too much
imagine being anthony fantano but with hair
Having gone bald in my 20s, I can say with some certainty that thinking about it but never actually losing it is a pretty great spot to be in.
I can’t believe Smokey Robinson is literally constantly gasming at every single moment of every day, he’s the king of gooners.
😭
Light gasm, dark gasm, faux gasm, real gasm
Rich gasm, poor gasm, house gasm, field gasm
Still gasm, still gasm
Smokey said “I’m not Black, I’m gasm!” Okay?
I went to see Smokey back in like 2012? And ofc the classics were amazing but halfway thru he says he is going to start playing his new stuff and then he would NOT STOP grinding the mic stand and humping the air nonstop for a solid 20 minutes. The collective cringe shift had ppl mapping their paths to the exits the second it ended. So gasm definitely lines up this
oh my god 😭
This man has the opposite of elderly erectile dysfunction
Reading this killed me 😂😂😂
iconic
this is straight sexual assault bruh
She Smokey on my Robinson until I Gasm.
😂
😂
Listening to Smokey Robinson is wild. You can be listening to the most beautiful angelic song you’ve ever heard and then you realise the song is about him cheating on his wife with an 18 year old.
One gasm, Two gasm, Red gasm, Blue gasm,
Black gasm, Blue gasm, Old gasm, New gasm.
This one has a little car.
This one has a little star.
Say! What a lot of gasms there are.
Yes. Some are red, and some are blue.
Some are old and some are new.
Some are sad, and some are glad,
And some are very, very bad.
Why are they sad and glad and bad?
I do not know, go ask your dad.
Some are thin, and some are fat.
The fat one has a yellow hat.
From there to here,
From here to there,
Funny gasms are everywhere.
Here are some who like to run.
They run for fun in the hot, hot sun.
Oh me! Oh my! Oh me! oh my!
What a lot of funny gasms go by.
Some have two feet and some have four.
Some have six feet and some have more.
Where do they come from? I can't say.
But I bet they have come a long, long way.
we see them come, we see them go.
Some are fast. Some are slow.
Some are high. Some are low.
Not one of them is like another.
Don't ask us why, go ask your mother.
How is this not the top rated comment on this entire channel wtf
😂 I wish I could like this comment more than once
😭😭😭
Pure poetry 🙏🏼
It gives me rapture singing by soldier boy vibe
This man said "gasm" precisely 1 more time than Fred Durst said "fuck" on Hot Dog. What a legend.
Sick stat
If this was named "Kids See Gasms" you would've given it a 10
🤨
FBI, open up!
Hold up!!!!
Gag Prison Security!!!
Who are you, Nicki Minaj’s husband or brother?
I'm watching this in the middle of the night and I feel like I'm going to wake up tomorrow and genuinely think this whole thing was just a fucked up dream.
I’m watching it tomorrow - you were definitely dreaming
"There are more gasms in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy"
- Smokey Robinson
Girl if you were a state governor you'd be Gasm Newsom
I laughed thank you
A playlist with this and CBAT would go crazy.
She wouldn't have made it to one year if this was on that playlist
Smoke Robinson x Cupcakke collab confirmed?
• Smokecakke?
• Cuprobber?
• Eat my soncakkes?
Gross
"weary vibrato that makes him sound like a ghost" is so right ahahh
This sounds like a song Charlie would write on Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Forever referring to sex as “going for a gasm!”
This isn't Portishead.....
Wasn’t the Lovage album either
This made me look to see if portishead dropped a new album…. :/ thanks
I thought they were only depressing
People only think Death Grips invented crygasms, Portishead was on that shit 20 years before that.@@Masterdesstruct
Portishead aint even that horny, dummy is mostly about being lonely as fuck lol
Wasn’t sure if Smokey was ever gonna top “Gangbagin’” but the man did it 🤣
R U seriously telling me Smokey Robinson made a song called "Gangbanging"? Nah, yo.
@@jovanreid6782 he did! Its the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard yet it doesn’t diminish my love for his classic Motown tracks
@@jovanreid6782i have never laughed harder at a song - everybody should hear “gangbangin” at least once
@@itim777smokin dat smooooke 💀⚰️
@@jovanreid6782it's better as a spoken word but in music form it doesn't diminish my enjoyment.
when Smokey said "you give me gasm-gasms" I felt that
I swear he stole that line, and half these lyrics, from Bill Cosby... which makes it hit wrong🤣
Except Coz would probably say jism-gasms, just to make it creepier...
"PSA type banger" is a crazy sentence
Austen on the tracker like a late game secret boss who is constantly in the background watching the main hero fight the big bad's army
I want to have a gasm sesh with you Anthony
anthoty gasmtano
lmaooo
Geeeeyyyyyy
Saw him in Toronto a few years ago, great show, he did the most insane flirting with a married woman in the front row (wasn't creepy, just very charismatic) and in general just very charming. Had some cool stories from his motown days and had a really solid voice for a man in his 80s. Haven't checked this out yet, I've been too afraid lmao
ectoplasm gasm put me on the floor
Bars
Huge respect to this dude for making a meme this hard (pun intended) at 80 years old
I haven't exactly been planning how I'll give my kid the talk one day, but I now know that at some point I will be including "the parts come apart"
I can't have this talk you with Anthony
*plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap* I FIT IN THERE I FIT IN THERE I FIT IN THERE I FIT IN THERE
Im so glad we're all finally old enough for melon to give us the birds and the bees talk.
Putting Austen in the counter as well is underrated.
gasm
Melongasm!
I was listening to Come by Prince today thinking that he pushed the boat out on those lyrics, Smokey just blew his boat outta the water
The album is surprisingly not that bad but the title track is truly something else
How can this be the horniest album ever made when "The Teaches of Peaches" exists?
Huh??? Whaaaat???
It’s cool seeing old famous singers covering the Lonely Island.
Smokey gets a pass to record anything.
so many gasms, they could fill a chasm
Honestly, I had no idea this album existed until this video. And I expected to just laugh at the lyrics but damn this song is smooth as fuck!
Smoky is older than the constitution, but still sings like he’s in his 20s
I’m not into it personally but the man has the voice of an angel
7:03
so what you're trying to say is...
Smokey tapped into a phantasm gasm?
When he said "(gasm, gasm)", I felt that
7:05 - oh, so that's what what Neil Cicierega was thinking about when he made Bustin'.
Horniest album ever made?
Slapthony Asstano, the horniest music nerd.
hood's hottest music nerd
I literally love this album. I play a song from it at least once a day. Its just so fucking silly coming from an 80 year old Smokey still being the horniest man alive. 10/10 album no notes
I play it during my hookup 10/10 makes everything better
Smokey is definitely Kenough
Tbh honest i hate to say it but i had multiple silly gasms during this video. I also had a gasm before this video which was quite silly but not the same :(
I count 30 gasms for me overall. Sorry for those who hoped I would fail Got Gasm Ganuary. It's all going wrong for the haters, but I'm good, I got God on my side when I gasm.
Gasmthony Organo
Dude if he actually gasmed even half as much as he says it in this song with any frequency at his age his heart would explode.
The "shiny hunting for gasms" caption was incredible
Thank you for explaining the birds and the bees at the beginning of the video. This will help me understand a lot more music.
Meanwhile, Tim "Bootyman" Wilson wrote an absolute thesis on booty in 2003
So he's called Smokey because after 48 gasms that's all that comes out?
Definitely ghost-type gasms
if I hear gasm one more time in my life I will cry
smokey robinson really said it’s gasming time and then gasm’d all over the place
4:50 - that's called a Chasmgasm
1:41 "Give in to temptation" You mean, "Give in to Miracle"? ha
This new Dr Seuss book is a bit weird.
Red gasm, blue gasm, eye gasm, two gasms
the dr. seuss bit was too good
He doesn't even say 'orgasm' once in the entire song, how is this real life?
he got mad on TikTok too saying that "a gasm could be anything." , and got mad for people's "dirty minds" too😭
I can't believe Austen took away one of Anthony's 'gasm points!
Bummed you didn't say "digging deep into a chasm" instead of a mine, otherwise 10/10 video, would gasm again
I do have some written lyrics in my mind for a long time until this video came out and I have no words. I thought mine's were more weirder and explicit, this is emotionally gasms.
Premature Ejaculation: The Soundtrack
- Coming soon
BRUH I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER REVIEW THIS. I LOVE SMOKEY
This may be the hardest I've ever laughed at any of your vids. From goin in on Pokemon types til the end, I was dyin
Felt like I was the only person who listened to this, thanks for highlighting it. That opening track sounds like something off of South Park tho
"Anthony Fantano gasms forever." What a sign off.
I can hear Corey Feldman doing a cover of this.
Gang Bangin' was my pandemic jam lol
I watched half way through before I got Cringegasms. Some might say I gasmed early....
Space Gasm, Time Gasm, Mind Gasm, Soul Gasm, Reality Gasm, Power Gasm. The Infinity Gasm.
80 year old dude sounds like he's 15
shiny hunting for gasms is the best bit in this video austen cooking
when you gotta break up w/ ya girl b/c youe gasms have bad IVs
Can't wait for the ASMR rerecording of this video
I literally ran into Smokey on the golf course 2 weeks ago and almost mentioned gasms to him.
You should have opened with Tobias' version. "When a man needs to prove to a woman, that he is a man"
i dont think i want to have a gasm sesh with you, anthony. im filing a restraining order
So many youngsters lost their innocence today and no longer believe in Santa, thanks to Antony.
We have Dr Seuss at home.
The Dr Seuss at home:
I'd like to bleach my brain now please
I for one have been waiting for a man to give me an SCP esoteric class gasm Mr. Fantanx
I think this song is an arrestable offense.
It wasn't widely discussed? Oh, we talked about this one quite a bit.
Fantano havin' a mustache 'gasm
I could have sworn this was a brad taste video
7:05 so Randy wasn't lying, it was a spooky ghost!
He can't be patient, he's about to die of old age
Wow, I really wasn’t expecting you to review the SoundCloud mixtape I made in high school, thanks Anthony!
When I reviewed this album last year, I think I counted 63 times that "gasms" was said; which I'd say works perfectly for being 63 years since his start at Motown! So, a gasm a year keeps a happy ear?
shoulda said it 6 more times
Gasms slipped through the cracks of Mellon. Unacceptable.
by the midpoint he's sounding like Gollum but it's gasms
That sounds like a Tim and Eric sketch
I think Smokey just discovered E-girls and had a break through
"Can you be patient, sir?" He's 83 years old! He has to get every last bit as quickly as possible. 😂 He also has like 6000 gasms to get to, that shit takes time. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
His hog fosure raw as hell