LET'S ARGUE: The WORST Lyrics of All Time (Vol. 2)

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  • @ightxy9781
    @ightxy9781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15008

    "Rest in Piece to all the soldiers that died in the service. I dive in her cervix" - 2chainz

    • @totempolejoe1
      @totempolejoe1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +942

      OH MY GOD

    • @nekroz_of_super_dora3477
      @nekroz_of_super_dora3477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +631

      2 Chainz can’t compete with hotmeat89 when it comes to jokes about military wives

    • @maxexodus
      @maxexodus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +516

      That one is just hilarious

    • @flavio7180
      @flavio7180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +760

      That is one of the funniest lines ever lmao.

    • @bunny-yz4yy
      @bunny-yz4yy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@nekroz_of_super_dora3477 good reference lmao

  • @tonightsbigloser
    @tonightsbigloser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4586

    "you're a child. you're a fucking child." ~Anthony when he sees a child

    • @KusanagiMotoko100
      @KusanagiMotoko100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      yeah, that came off weird.

    • @benjaminroter9393
      @benjaminroter9393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@KusanagiMotoko100 glad i'm not crazy I was like u hiding something?

    • @calebduarte5255
      @calebduarte5255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I mean, it’s true. I am a child.

    • @damonsmith1053
      @damonsmith1053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is my favorite comment of all time

    • @yhavinmiles
      @yhavinmiles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@damonsmith1053 you must have the bar set at the lowest possible low of all lows

  • @TortoiseMaximus
    @TortoiseMaximus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2943

    “I’m the shit, literally.”
    - Wiz Khalifa the human feces

    • @skeksis1085
      @skeksis1085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Brown and yellow, brown and yellow

    • @yhavinmiles
      @yhavinmiles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Khalfia never did an anal scene tho

    • @lenko2605
      @lenko2605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Do Ya Thing be like.

    • @kraio-sfu
      @kraio-sfu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Shit Khalifa

    • @maxtadeu181
      @maxtadeu181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I falled laughing, goddamit never heard it before

  • @allanfiesta
    @allanfiesta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5278

    ‘’Say that you a lesbian, girl, me too”
    -Drake

    • @kiraqueen2558
      @kiraqueen2558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +614

      Certified boy lover

    • @brainless6370
      @brainless6370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@kiraqueen2558 underrated comment

    • @alicatt143
      @alicatt143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@yesyos4672 that's not what the metoo movement is lol

    • @thelabs7128
      @thelabs7128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alicatt143 erm yes it is

    • @SeanMaddenBMX
      @SeanMaddenBMX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thelabs7128 erm no it fucking isnt??

  • @tannerfreise3635
    @tannerfreise3635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15743

    2 Chainz - “She got a big booty, so I call her big booty” will always be the greatest lyric of all time

    • @poopmaster9057
      @poopmaster9057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +454

      I love that line. So I hope your serious lol.

    • @BigFatCock0
      @BigFatCock0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Hell yeah

    • @donovanjohnson6123
      @donovanjohnson6123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Whats up stove

    • @seemslegit2412
      @seemslegit2412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Literally had stuck in my head last week.

    • @ryuman757
      @ryuman757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      G.O.A.T. lyric.

  • @YaccShyett
    @YaccShyett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20244

    "she got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson, she got a dark skinned friend look like Micheal Jackson" - Kanye West remains undefeated

    • @evandaugherty1223
      @evandaugherty1223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4467

      That line is impeccable

    • @caseyflynn666
      @caseyflynn666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +423

      She got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson, she got a dark skinned friend look like Tito-foggieraw on the song conquito with Andy Mineo I think is better

    • @Sena2gK
      @Sena2gK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2199

      nahh man that bar is legendary not bad at all

    • @all-caps3927
      @all-caps3927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +653

      This line is unbeatable

    • @mychaeljones7526
      @mychaeljones7526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +859

      Tbf that line is legendary

  • @sofiapicasso1915
    @sofiapicasso1915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1507

    Okay but some of those underage lusting lyrics went from creepy to straight up "I think this might be used as evidence against you in court" territory

    • @wavy6617
      @wavy6617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Seriously, like did no one launch an investigation after the lyric about the 13 year old?!

    • @mcbamm5683
      @mcbamm5683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @João de Arruda Campos Cardoso did Zeppelin not straight up come out and admit the noncery they got up to in their hay day?

    • @lungsofjack
      @lungsofjack 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@wavy6617sable was a real girl too. eurgh.

    • @cherrycolareal
      @cherrycolareal 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "High school pics, you was even bad then" HUH 😭

  • @LydiaReneeDarling
    @LydiaReneeDarling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    “She got a big ‘ol onion booty, make the world cry” -Migos

    • @dualtahunter4043
      @dualtahunter4043 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      "chicks got an ass like an onion, makes me wanna cry" - hank schrader

    • @elans.8595
      @elans.8595 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@dualtahunter4043💪💪 nice pfp

    • @Chabe21
      @Chabe21 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fire

    • @LukeTheSchoolBoy
      @LukeTheSchoolBoy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      that's just funny 😂

  • @razni06
    @razni06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7903

    "Robbed my little cousin 'cause I found out he bisexual" - Teejayx6

    • @evil_icicle
      @evil_icicle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +635

      Literally any line from a Dynamic Duo song could be on here and that's what makes them so great

    • @dankdylan9278
      @dankdylan9278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +548

      AND he took his toaster strudel

    • @all-caps3927
      @all-caps3927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I was so dead when I saw this

    • @XD-ly7fp
      @XD-ly7fp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      teejays lyrics are so out of pocket they’re good. true spit take stuff

    • @souldanny.
      @souldanny. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@dankdylan9278 That's too far.

  • @tbslandfill
    @tbslandfill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4925

    kanye's verse on the arms race remix is straight-up just him bullying fall out boy lol

    • @jvictor3048
      @jvictor3048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +682

      True. I'm surprised Anthony didn't point that out, it's literally just Kanye dissing the band on their own track lol.

    • @tim0thy222
      @tim0thy222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +519

      totally. I'm wondering if this is something his label made him do and the lyrics are his protest.

    • @douglassmithe9799
      @douglassmithe9799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      I didn't know that was a thing, but my respect for Kanye has increased

    • @tite93
      @tite93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Someone needed to do that though

    • @nejdalej
      @nejdalej 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      Did anyone like listen to that? Why would you keep the feature rapper straight up dissing the band and the song IN THE SONG?

  • @whothehellisthat281
    @whothehellisthat281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9329

    LET'S ARGUE: This bass intro was your boldest yet.

    • @zealotpellet344
      @zealotpellet344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      More like let’s agree

    • @dappunk1
      @dappunk1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      Primus ass intro

    • @chawsae
      @chawsae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      He said no more cold takes

    • @softcactus0147
      @softcactus0147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Let's agree *

    • @iv3477
      @iv3477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Covering a Les Claypool single isn't bold

  • @Jess-jt4zf
    @Jess-jt4zf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1128

    08:54 The 13 year old "Sable" referenced in the song is a real person - Sabel Shields, know as Sable Starr.
    She was a famous groupie in the early '70s and was a groupie since the age of ten or eleven.
    There are countless stories both from her and others in regards to her sleeping with famous musicians when she was underage - some of those musicians bragged about it as well.
    She was part of a group of girls known as "the baby groupies" because they were all between the ages of 11 and 14 y/o.
    Some of the men she allegedly slept with between the ages of 10 and 16 are Iggy Pop, Rod Stewart, Alice Cooper , David Bowie, Marc Bolan and Randy California.
    When she was 16 y/o she ran away with Johnny Thunders, the guitar player from the New York Dolls, who abused her, got her pregnant and addicted to drugs.
    A very tragic life story all around...

    • @Blakbox92
      @Blakbox92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      Holy shit that makes it even worse.
      What the hell was wrong with people back then JFC

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      oh no!

    • @sassytabasco
      @sassytabasco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      @@Blakbox92 I really don't like when people talk shit on Kanye, my first response is always "Yeah, well, throw a rock in the genre of Classic Rock and you'll hit a pedophile, so."

    • @hasanz7585
      @hasanz7585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@Blakbox92 "back then" people are still like that kid

    • @lred1383
      @lred1383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Blakbox92 18 being the lowest acceptable age for sexual activity is a fairly recent concept. Look at Romeo and Juliet, Juliet was about 14 years old and was already considered almost too old to marry. This kind of thing happening in the 20th century is on the weirder side, but it was very common all throughout history

  • @dxnene2371
    @dxnene2371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6624

    "I'm heading west like I'm blowing f**kin Kanye" - Childish Gambino 🤣

    • @AnonyMous-gj7qq
      @AnonyMous-gj7qq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +407

      NO WAY LMAOOO

    • @sadia9061
      @sadia9061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +746

      A BAR TO END ALL BARS

    • @kmcorrea5805
      @kmcorrea5805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      Did Jeffree Starr write this line?

    • @lfootie7351
      @lfootie7351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +479

      That bar is heat wdym

    • @earl0000
      @earl0000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +622

      That's funny though LMAO, Gambino is definitely the type of rapper where random ass shit like that can fly

  • @AidanXavier1
    @AidanXavier1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6117

    "I'm flyer than a fucking ostrich" has to be the best lyric of all time

    • @propheticrain-maker1486
      @propheticrain-maker1486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +370

      The more I read into it, it starts making sense

    • @reecewilkinson5093
      @reecewilkinson5093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Faucet failure

    • @letmesleep6056
      @letmesleep6056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I love it so much ahaha

    • @Geege101
      @Geege101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      I’m sure Tyler said this first
      “I’m flyer than a fucking ostrich moshing in a tarpit”

    • @thimphu7942
      @thimphu7942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ski mask is soo good 😂😂

  • @internal1825
    @internal1825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7495

    Lil Dicky - "Like as a child I was so dismissive of the baked potato 'til I tried that shit, now the baked potato is my favorite kind potato" self explanatory

    • @jabulani9999
      @jabulani9999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      He's all jokes tho

    • @adversaryrs6076
      @adversaryrs6076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @- It's almost like he's an incredibly successful comedian

    • @tedros6917
      @tedros6917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      @@adversaryrs6076 we know it's a joke. its a bad lyric because it's a bad joke

    • @tlanthony82
      @tlanthony82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Wait, Lil Dicky gets a pass because they are all on purpose.

    • @rasmusmalmberg6468
      @rasmusmalmberg6468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Honestly this is the only Lil Dicky line I like. Fucking gold.

  • @algorithmgaming1578
    @algorithmgaming1578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1329

    "She poured us drinks/ to drink/ we drank em/ got drunk" - t pain the lyrical mastermind

    • @lred1383
      @lred1383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      All the verb forms

    • @rouge939
      @rouge939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      This is kind of clever

    • @agvga5510
      @agvga5510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And nooooow i Knoww she think she coooool.

    • @onlinepseudonym9968
      @onlinepseudonym9968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      the t-pain verb conjugation table

    • @JakeNHale
      @JakeNHale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bitch what!? 😂 that part was fire the way he said it

  • @Liam24795
    @Liam24795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5003

    “Fell in love with the pen, started fucking the ink” Rick Ross - Lord Knows. Still makes me laugh every time I listen to it.

    • @Maru7en
      @Maru7en 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      every been to Pen Island?

    • @Kal-El207
      @Kal-El207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Lowkey that’s actually poetic.

    • @R4NDOMUS3RNAME
      @R4NDOMUS3RNAME 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      The grunt he does after that is epic

    • @bigbruno2232
      @bigbruno2232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yeah his older stuff is either laughable or just plain bad.

    • @lordbuddybear
      @lordbuddybear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Maru7en You mean peninsula?

  • @Wclaws01
    @Wclaws01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3088

    J Cole got so many "I'm the shit" or "toilet" bars it's disturbing

    • @reyrey.ak-47
      @reyrey.ak-47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      nice profile pic

    • @lightmorrison5404
      @lightmorrison5404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Nah, Kodak. I've never heard j cole be like that, but I don't listen to him

    • @twinblade6
      @twinblade6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      I think Lil Wayne would challenge you on that.

    • @Spoonkid222
      @Spoonkid222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      "i'm the sh*t, when these dudes talk, they talking bull me."
      "i'm the sh*t, so please don't be mad when i stank."
      "you full of sh*t, you close your mouth and let your a*s talk."
      i think the whole genre got a problem.

    • @sunnydforfree7145
      @sunnydforfree7145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@lightmorrison5404 There's a genius video on J cole just rapping about shit for almost 2 minutes.

  • @1434325637
    @1434325637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2102

    “You think I’m the shit,
    but I ain’t even farted yet”
    Was always my favorite 🤣

    • @letmesleep6056
      @letmesleep6056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      You have no idea how much I laughed at this

    • @josemorales3434
      @josemorales3434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      omg

    • @ytcferg
      @ytcferg 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      So ice spice ain’t even come up with that shit 😂😂

    • @Blockidk-i1n
      @Blockidk-i1n 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ytcferg Ice spice doesn't come up with anything

  • @madeleinep.828
    @madeleinep.828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1081

    Easy target, but speaking of Train, "I'm so gangsta, I'm so thug, you're the only one I'm dreaming of" still haunts me, especially because it was written by the blandest white guy band I can think of.

    • @howarddewing6617
      @howarddewing6617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm pretty sure he was saying "I'm no gangsta" implying that gangstas and thugs are unfaithful, but him not being one of them is faithful and only thinking of the woman that he's referencing

    • @TR-ru7wl
      @TR-ru7wl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@howarddewing6617 he doesn't say that though, he says "so"

    • @ashen_roses
      @ashen_roses ปีที่แล้ว

      And in the video he does a... thing? Like trying to look "thug". Though with how bland white people use thug nowadays maybe it's better he didn't put them down

    • @LordofDiamondsMetal
      @LordofDiamondsMetal ปีที่แล้ว +36

      stop the train

    • @user82929b
      @user82929b ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trains early stuff is pretty good tho :3

  • @Mr.SandmanInc
    @Mr.SandmanInc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6976

    Original Title: “Stop singing about underage teens”

    • @amicuscuriae
      @amicuscuriae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      AKA the Zazz Blammymatazz Rule

    • @falo4043
      @falo4043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      "Chat rates: Teen s*x"

    • @MyBeautifulDarkTwistedFantasy6
      @MyBeautifulDarkTwistedFantasy6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      All these things into position, all these things we’ll one day swallow whole

    • @faro8784
      @faro8784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@MyBeautifulDarkTwistedFantasy6 6thony /10tano

    • @darkmyro
      @darkmyro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Alternative title: don't rap about crap it doesn't snap.

  • @donk5058
    @donk5058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4271

    Jadens bar about pregnant dragons is one of the most zoomer things ive ever heard a rapper say

    • @charlierose7153
      @charlierose7153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      It's the fucking funniest line I've heard, Jaden is the GOAT

    • @pradabears
      @pradabears 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      that line has badly perplexed me since i first heard it when the album came out. i love it sm

    • @all-caps3927
      @all-caps3927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@charlierose7153 no he’s just rich, can’t blame him tho

    • @yanstein8464
      @yanstein8464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      yeah, it just gives me the vibe of "kid who has seen too much shit on the internet"

    • @OtalBt
      @OtalBt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I dont know, i always thought that shit can meant something. Like he's refering Shrek, saying he go "dumb"... I dont know. I do drugs

  • @Supertaldo916
    @Supertaldo916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1685

    the be all end all “Im the shit” song is that one Gorillaz song featuring André 3000 where he has a fullblown mental breakdown and spends a whole 5 minutes shouting Im the shit over and over again

    • @kudzu_
      @kudzu_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Same energy as the 8 year old kid on my street that rides around on his grandpas golf cart screaming "I'm a G, I'm a bad*** G! F*** all you n**** a** h***!"

    • @555blqstarr
      @555blqstarr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      YEAAAAH I'M THE SHIT YEAHHHHHHHHHHH I'M THE SHIT *INCOHERENT SCREAMS FOR THE NEXT MINUTES AS ANDRÉ 3000 ASCENDS BEYOND THE MORTAL REALM*

    • @555blqstarr
      @555blqstarr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @jondonumbanine peak human performance my friend

    • @AmyGoo22
      @AmyGoo22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      fuck yeah, do ya thing!

    • @somuchsoul3041
      @somuchsoul3041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yea but he has a good verse in it

  • @joepbailey
    @joepbailey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    man he touched on Train. but didnt get the worst lyrics.
    Don't cry when I die
    When it's my time I probably won't die
    I'll just lie down and close my eyes
    And think about stuff

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Where would pat finnerty be without train songs to be tortured by?

    • @williamd2989
      @williamd2989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      SO GANGSTA, I'M SO THUG

    • @demspookz8732
      @demspookz8732 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Train has some of the most comically bad lyrics I’ve ever heard

    • @seamusmckeon9109
      @seamusmckeon9109 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It’s so not deep it becomes deep

    • @guttsu
      @guttsu ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thepolarphantasm2319 If we get another little stinkers out of it, then I'll allow them to continue making music.

  • @dvm9795
    @dvm9795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +973

    How can we forget Rick Ross's:
    "Put molly all in her champagne, she ain't even know it,
    I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain't even know it"

    • @FALslayer
      @FALslayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Is that the bill cosby anthem? What's next the epstein rap?

    • @space_bete
      @space_bete 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Exactly what I was thinking when he said creepo lyrics. Dude admits to date rape straight up

    • @FALslayer
      @FALslayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@space_bete For real, especially in the UK atm this lady went missing and theres a movement about teaching men about sexual assault but it's backwards if people like this are famous

    • @polopicasso
      @polopicasso 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah that bar was fire 🔥

    • @evil_icicle
      @evil_icicle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Don't forget when he shouted out Reebok right before this line, which lost him his sponsorship.

  • @dankdylan9278
    @dankdylan9278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6065

    J.Cole rhyming almond milk with almond milk reigns undefeated

    • @andrewtrentcurry
      @andrewtrentcurry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Just because it’s the last word in the cadence doesn’t mean it was the word being rhymed lol

    • @dankdylan9278
      @dankdylan9278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@andrewtrentcurry then what was he rhyming it with?! Lol

    • @andrewtrentcurry
      @andrewtrentcurry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      @@dankdylan9278 usually there are words within the sentence rhyming. It can be anywhere, not just the end of a sentence. On this particular verse it was the last sentence so he didn’t rhyme it with anything and the line was there for emphasis on the rest of the verse.
      It reminds of the twenty one pilots song
      “I wish I found some better sounds
      No one's ever heard
      I wish I had a better voice
      That sang some better words
      I wish I found some chords
      In an order that is new
      I wish I didn't have to rhyme
      Every time I sang”
      He purposefully didn’t rhyme there just to bring emphasis to the line

    • @sdewey4152
      @sdewey4152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Kanye did that once, can't think of it off the top of my head but he rhymed the same word with the same word like 5 times in a row....

    • @jaycee598
      @jaycee598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      He wasn’t rhyming almond milk with almond milk he was saying the same thing again to add emphasis on that line for some reason

  • @matt-u91
    @matt-u91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    Worst lyrics of all time “I’m more crazy than a short lady trying to give birth to 84 babies” 🤦‍♀️ from the death to mumble rappers song.

    • @victormurillo6956
      @victormurillo6956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Is that a Tom McDonald song? Lol

    • @ohaodhe
      @ohaodhe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I find this offensive as I am part of a set of sibling along with 83 others. We were all born at once so this offends me. My mother is not that short.

    • @baldman7738
      @baldman7738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sounds like new Eminem

    • @ServingOthers99
      @ServingOthers99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      attention to the "lyrical miracle" rappers out there: having a bunch of multi syllabic rhymes isn't impressive or cool by itself, and this line perfectly shows that lmao

    • @qty1315
      @qty1315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @lilshitpost Suicidal Tendencies did it better.
      "You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was on your front porch eating fruit loops!"

  • @FreekToTakex
    @FreekToTakex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    “Built a house op on that ass, that’s an asstate” is my favorite

    • @shamanic_nostalgia
      @shamanic_nostalgia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      that whole verse is pretty bad

    • @NZCrypT
      @NZCrypT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Nah that's fire

    • @carterharding120
      @carterharding120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Roll up on that thats an asstry

  • @MrWatchAndwatch
    @MrWatchAndwatch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    " I let you feel like the shit, but boy, you can't out-fart me" J.Cole - Dollar And A Dream III
    That one is certainly up there

    • @RobotPilots
      @RobotPilots 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I see what you did there.

  • @Cykelpump33
    @Cykelpump33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    "Don't catch me when I'm slippin, cause if i slip then I'm slippin"
    Bars.

    • @ajorsomething4935
      @ajorsomething4935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's right

    • @kingtechswag
      @kingtechswag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@angelinalilliepad nothing but a g thang iirc

    • @stojadin6608
      @stojadin6608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1, 2, 3 and to the 4

    • @kingtechswag
      @kingtechswag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stojadin6608 Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr Dre is at the door

    • @schematicb5393
      @schematicb5393 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unpopular opinion: Snoop and Dre actually can't even rap that good

  • @TheGudStuffs
    @TheGudStuffs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    "Now the baked potato is my favorite kind potato"

    • @jackesposito1757
      @jackesposito1757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      lil dicky is trash

    • @likearitual
      @likearitual 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jackesposito1757 he's definitely not trash, dude can rap circles around most artists. He just a goofball.

    • @mattmccutcheon2683
      @mattmccutcheon2683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@likearitual trash

    • @wateraus281
      @wateraus281 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@snoozley853 that would be the case, if it was true in Lil Dicky's case

  • @RedesCat
    @RedesCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "picture that with a Kodak, take a picture of me with a Kodak"
    -Rhyming genius

    • @Verlarn
      @Verlarn 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      MR. WORLDWIIIIIDE

  • @MasterCrest
    @MasterCrest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4189

    When you implied that Jaden Smith might be a furry with a pregnancy and vore fetish and then said that you still love and accept him? That was a moment.

    • @puredragonn
      @puredragonn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      *Scailie

    • @Lilybun
      @Lilybun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I think its hilarious to be so honest

    • @ScreenSpidah
      @ScreenSpidah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, I'll be the 666th like on this

    • @hoagielamp6543
      @hoagielamp6543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Makes sense though, those fetishes are inoffensive. His music is what needs to be stopped.

    • @PartnershipsForYou
      @PartnershipsForYou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      She put that thing on my groin groin and then it go boing boing

  • @Thegreepest
    @Thegreepest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +909

    Anthony always be like “let’s argue.” How about we just talk about our concerns toward a peaceful resolve?

  • @HollowGolem
    @HollowGolem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    "Scatological Insanity" is now something I want to name a band.
    Thanks, Fantano.

  • @bigestbiggy8214
    @bigestbiggy8214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1446

    "Fetishes just like a dragon" jaden Smith. I'm pretty sure he's talking about SHREK

    • @gespladder7913
      @gespladder7913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Yeah definitely, I was so confused when Anthony started explaining the being eaten by a dragon thing lol.
      Like it's clearly just the funny part about shrek that a dragon and a donkey have babies heavens

    • @skeletorsnan8161
      @skeletorsnan8161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Nah it's definitely fuckin dragon vore. this is my Jaden headcanon and will not change.

    • @kingaidan7441
      @kingaidan7441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's a Rick and morty reference

    • @kingaidan7441
      @kingaidan7441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh shit I forgot about the donkey from shrek nvm you right fam

    • @nathanwagner7937
      @nathanwagner7937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Not really, sounds more like a reference to the furry subculture, and the very... specific sexual fetishes often associated with it.

  • @z1onyoutube
    @z1onyoutube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1694

    Let’s argue: Cal should freestyle over you playing the bass.

    • @blossm4002
      @blossm4002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes

    • @scooterwearssocks
      @scooterwearssocks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Let’s agree

    • @JonyJuices
      @JonyJuices 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And scat!

    • @z1onyoutube
      @z1onyoutube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@JonyJuices ON GOD!

    • @pringlescan81
      @pringlescan81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I’m Cal Chuchesta
      You think you’re the shit
      But I poop besta

  • @themanwiththebabyhands4650
    @themanwiththebabyhands4650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    "I know it stinks in here, cause I'm the shit" - Kid Rock

    • @LuciusGeronimo
      @LuciusGeronimo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No Kid Rock slander is allowed in 2021, thank you.

    • @mycity7590
      @mycity7590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@LuciusGeronimo why?

    • @OhSlugggy
      @OhSlugggy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@LuciusGeronimo No(thing but) Kid Rock slander is allowed in 2021, thank you.
      Fixed it for ya

    • @lilo5437
      @lilo5437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@OhSlugggy 👏🏽👏🏽😂

    • @DocSkribblez
      @DocSkribblez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Goldlibarm "Young ladies, young ladies
      I like 'em underage, see
      Some say that's statutory
      (But I say it's MANDITORY)"
      - Kid Rock, "Cool Daddy Cool," Osmosis Jones Soundtrack

  • @KevinSmile
    @KevinSmile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    I can explain the appeal of Train.
    It's the band your mother played while driving you to soccer practice, so when you listen to it now you get nostalgia/good vibes and how bland the music actually is fades to the background.

    • @goingunder2548
      @goingunder2548 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Also, they're useful for adverts.
      In the UK we have a 'soft' gambling company, Tombola, that for at least 10 years straight has used 'Hey Soul Sister' in its ads, and I can't blame them for it because for some reason that song just really goes with the footage grown adults playing bingo and eating cake on grassy fields.
      Train was maybe the first band that made me realise some musicians sell products, not art. It was pretty deep to 14 year old me.

  • @rylan_e00
    @rylan_e00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    “I wish there was a song where a rapper just talks about being the shit”
    Gorillas & Andre 3000- Do Ya Thang (2012)

    • @ilovecody7514
      @ilovecody7514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      And one of his best verses and guest appearances.

    • @shoegazeagenda8106
      @shoegazeagenda8106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      This is the one “I’m the shit” line that works

    • @leandrocoutom
      @leandrocoutom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      3000 can do no wrong

    • @sassytabasco
      @sassytabasco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I T S A L L A B O U T M E

    • @alandoce9186
      @alandoce9186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shoegazeagenda8106 ONE?!?

  • @kyleknaut8339
    @kyleknaut8339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +876

    Anthony: “it’s a little sus when you say fettish and finish the bar with something that weird.” Also Anthony: “When I think of a dragon that’s pregnant I imagine vore.”

    • @venus9343
      @venus9343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Vorethany voretano

    • @knifeshodHaven
      @knifeshodHaven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@venus9343 *Dragony Vorethano

  • @nathanbilotta1112
    @nathanbilotta1112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    Lil Wayne already ended the "I'm the shit" stuff with Glory. "Holy shit im the holy shit, im God's manure" 💀

    • @heymistercarter.
      @heymistercarter. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Rap Critic did a video where he reviewed a Chris Brown song Wayne was featured on. Apparently he’s another one that goes to the toilet pretty frequently when it comes to that line, because he had a whole minute of the video showing all the raps he’s done with it. And MAN are there a lot of stinkers (pun completely intended)!

    • @meatdepartment8901
      @meatdepartment8901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dear Mr toilet, I'm the shit

    • @schematicb5393
      @schematicb5393 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shame cuz that's actually a decent song

    • @PresidentOfTheUSA
      @PresidentOfTheUSA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love the songs because the "I'm the shit" bars are next level. I don't think there ever will be another song with such creative and hilarious bars about poop.
      The highlight has to be this though:
      "I'm on the fluid, I'm ruined, I'm cold as Boston Bruins
      Lost in the shoo-shoo and who's who and I lost influence
      Lost my point of view 'til I find a mirror, start talkin' to it
      It told me the truth, it said I'm the shit and you party poopin'"
      All that build up for a poop joke. 🤣😭

  • @centerofmotivation1904
    @centerofmotivation1904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "I'm the shit I farted, I dont know how to potty" - Kodak Black
    This will always have a special place in my ass

  • @ast0r1a
    @ast0r1a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    “Rap is just one of my fetishes like getting tied up, handcuffed, getting spit on, and having my hair pulled”

    • @OsKarMike1306
      @OsKarMike1306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      "Rap is just one of my fetishes, like getting pooed on cause I'm the shit"

    • @bramlackman-mincoff6616
      @bramlackman-mincoff6616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      “Rap is just one of my fetishes, like getting murdered”

    • @treyebillups8602
      @treyebillups8602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Rap is just one of my fetishes, like human affection and any semblance of physical contact

    • @MapleMilk
      @MapleMilk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@treyebillups8602 Bro gross
      Next you're gonna say you like Handholding, you monster!

    • @rattttooooo
      @rattttooooo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@OsKarMike1306 your comment made me lose my shit oml.

  • @jvictor3048
    @jvictor3048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Lmao the Kanye verse is literally just him roasting Fall Out Boy on their own track.

  • @lNDOMlNUS
    @lNDOMlNUS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    Two videos down and not a single young thug gem
    “My niece is hangin with the Beatles”
    “I nut on that fish on my sofa”
    “The gators got measles”
    Etc etc

    • @lightningmcqueengayming3340
      @lightningmcqueengayming3340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      “I used to wanna fuck my auntie”
      He knows what he’s doing

    • @bigbruno2232
      @bigbruno2232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Also the pubic hair ba.

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "My diamonds, they say Pikachu"
      "Peanut Butter Jelly, no deli"
      I've said it before and I'll say it again, MC Hammer has been laughed out of the game over much less.

    • @StudioScarecrow
      @StudioScarecrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because those lines are intentionally funny. So many people in these comments don’t understand jokes

    • @vixenlover2369
      @vixenlover2369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "I'm the shit bitch fuck a toilet".

  • @joyphil4399
    @joyphil4399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    8:19 it's so funny to me that in Lil Yachty's correction on what kind of instrument squidward plays, he corrects it from a cello to a flute which is ALSO WRONG

    • @thereyvan
      @thereyvan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      yeah like that's a trumpet ffs

  • @rachmatabbid5936
    @rachmatabbid5936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    J cole fans: the man has deep and eye opening lyrics you just hatin'
    J cole: hehe poop

    • @ServingOthers99
      @ServingOthers99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Brown-eye opening lyrics

    • @Wagecuck9000
      @Wagecuck9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      J cole is da goat fuck u talking about

    • @AnonyMous-gj7qq
      @AnonyMous-gj7qq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Wagecuck9000 I hope you're joking

    • @miscellaneousmedia3753
      @miscellaneousmedia3753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ServingOthers99 more like pink-eye

    • @pitbull3868
      @pitbull3868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Wagecuck9000 LOL

  • @nsn6652
    @nsn6652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1062

    LETS ARGUE: Anthony has about 5 outfits and he just cycles through them every video

    • @chrilborn4138
      @chrilborn4138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I....AGREE

    • @ramiropuelmas8557
      @ramiropuelmas8557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      lmao how many outfits is one supposed to have

    • @will-iu2bk
      @will-iu2bk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@ramiropuelmas8557 I have about 2

    • @Camilhurt
      @Camilhurt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ramiropuelmas8557 no kidding lol they want him to have a new one every video

    • @WFM
      @WFM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Red flannel, yellow flannel, weird denim jacket, orange flannel, blue flannel, and the INFINITY FLANNEL.
      Also the wifebeater he wears under all of them

  • @matthijsblomjous3671
    @matthijsblomjous3671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    that kanye verse was comedic gold why didn't I know it exists

  • @manateepink9100
    @manateepink9100 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Andre3000 perfects the "I'm the shit" stuff on Do Ya Thing with Gorillaz and James Murphy

    • @marvelousball
      @marvelousball ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's when music as a whole peaked

  • @kackers
    @kackers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    also whoever picked that Train lyric really went for that one from Drive By rather than "So gangsta i'm so thug" from Hey Soul Sister

    • @xamp_exclammark
      @xamp_exclammark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      "my heart is pounding out my UNTRIMMED (theres fucking emphasis on this) chest" from the same song

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Picking "Hey, Soul Sister" feels like cheating, because it's _all that bad_ .

    • @pr1nceyy04
      @pr1nceyy04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *Mhmmm* *the* *way* *you* *do* *me* - Train, Drive by

    • @heymistercarter.
      @heymistercarter. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TRAIN: proof that dad jokes are bad enough on their own, even worse when put to music.

    • @NeoGraena
      @NeoGraena 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hefty Bag!

  • @joviprata
    @joviprata 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1958

    LET'S ARGUE: the only artist to ever successfully pull off "I'm the shit" bars is Andre 3000 in the extended version of Do Ya Thing by Gorillaz

    • @NINI-rr6wv
      @NINI-rr6wv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @Megan Thee Caffrey YEAHHH IM THE SHIT!

    • @MrRickypt
      @MrRickypt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      And also "Gold" from Brockhampton, "Wake up like, "Shit", then I feel like the shit
      So I guess I'm the shit"

    • @b3eframen179
      @b3eframen179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      true and he managed to do it for nearly 5 mins

    • @posajnejkwahb
      @posajnejkwahb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I always liked Ras Kass's "I'm the shit like Mr. Hankey"

    • @soerryontheroad9075
      @soerryontheroad9075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True

  • @intdivisionbyzero
    @intdivisionbyzero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    Lets argue: Mozart was the first poopoo peepee rapper.

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      At least he compared other people to feces, not himself

    • @intdivisionbyzero
      @intdivisionbyzero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@tafua_a Mozart telling haters to eat his ass

    • @shubby7739
      @shubby7739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Moshart

    • @alisonpurgatory85
      @alisonpurgatory85 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not even up for argument he literally had a song called ‘lick my ass’

    • @Persimontree
      @Persimontree 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tafua_a Still, telling someone to shit in their own mouth is very weird

  • @nerdycakes01
    @nerdycakes01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    “All these chains, Rest In Peace to Harriet Tubman” ~ 21 Savage
    I’m sorry WHAT

  • @MaleTears
    @MaleTears 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    “She’s sixteen, she’s a mean sixteen” is my favorite Oingo Boingo song.

    • @spirit4542
      @spirit4542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oingo Boingo is satirical. They make songs that criticize pedophiles such as "Little Girls" which is bringing to light pedophilia and sex trafficking in Hollywood

    • @cobaltcrusader9841
      @cobaltcrusader9841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spirit4542 i would argue, though, that male tears’ title would still apply

    • @josharoo22
      @josharoo22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@spirit4542 Why are people always so quick to defend oingo Boingo with almost an exact copy and paste of that rebuttal? You do realize Danny Elfman is a part of Hollywood right? Do you have an actual SOURCE of the band members saying that was their intent?

    • @whenfatkillsfat803
      @whenfatkillsfat803 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@josharoo22 You don’t have any source that they were serious, either. Take your own advice especially since you most likely simp for Trump and Jordan because they’re white and republican.

    • @whenfatkillsfat803
      @whenfatkillsfat803 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spirit4542 Same for Capitalism.

  • @MCYonazz
    @MCYonazz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Interesting rendition of Primus' "Jerry Was A Racecar Driver" there, Melon.

  • @JonkupublicroomBA
    @JonkupublicroomBA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Danny Brown has my favorite feces-related line: “Shit all on your mixtape/Nah, literally, shit all on your mixtape”

    • @HopsinThaGoat
      @HopsinThaGoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What song

    • @JonkupublicroomBA
      @JonkupublicroomBA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@HopsinThaGoat Monopoly

    • @zackaryford3315
      @zackaryford3315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      WIPE WITH THE CREDITS LEAVE STAINS ON THE JEWEL CASE

    • @simiansus7182
      @simiansus7182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      30 is such an incredible fucking album. I loved this era of Danny.

    • @schematicb5393
      @schematicb5393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's monopoly, right?

  • @DirectorCM
    @DirectorCM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    3:18 You know, everyone always uses examples of male artists singing about young girls but no one EVER mentions the fact that in I Love Rock & Roll, Joan Jett is lusting after a 17yr old boy... As the song goes on, she ends up taking him home (where they can be alone.) It's disturbing and yet it's a freakin' classic. WHY?!

    • @janusnightshade9848
      @janusnightshade9848 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I completely get where you are coming from but Joan Jett didn’t write I Love Rock & Roll. The song was originally by the english band the Arrows and Joan did a cover of it and swapped out all ‘she’s’ for ‘he’s’. The original lyrics are “I knew she must’ve been around seventeen”.

  • @macca1511
    @macca1511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "New kids on the block, had a bunch of hits... chinese food makes me sick"

    • @Smellycarl
      @Smellycarl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats the edited version of the lyrics lol

    • @slick3996
      @slick3996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Smellycarl wtf lol iť’s worse and more offensive than the og

  • @IK-yb5rn
    @IK-yb5rn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1717

    I cant believe we’re not that far removed from “Blurred Lines”, a song about date rape that topped the charts for 12 weeks

    • @hoagielamp6543
      @hoagielamp6543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      It's not like the creepo shit in this video though. I didn't pay much attention when it was charting but now I can't find the date rapey lyrics.

    • @plagueangel
      @plagueangel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      man i coulda spent the rest of my life without being reminded of that song and that cringey miley cyrus performance

    • @UwU_Blaster
      @UwU_Blaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I was in middle school and cringed out of my skin every time Blurred Lines came on the radio. IDK.

    • @MOTat18
      @MOTat18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's not about that. 🙄 Why do people like to put their anxieties and fears on others

    • @gurrier3877
      @gurrier3877 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MOTat18 are you gay?

  • @Apsburner9717
    @Apsburner9717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    My favorite lyrics is the one where Rick Ross puts candy in a girl’s soda. What a guy!

    • @Stoopidxoolin
      @Stoopidxoolin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      He seems like the kind a girl’s parents would love.

    • @sippa03
      @sippa03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I bet she enjoyed it

    • @vriskaserket1120
      @vriskaserket1120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@sippa03 you don’t even know.

    • @WinedandDined27
      @WinedandDined27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@sippa03 spoiler warning: she ain't even know!

    • @damionwright2743
      @damionwright2743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Y’all are terrible lmao

  • @dumbage
    @dumbage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    “The world is a vampire” it clearly isn’t, I can’t believe billy corgan thinks that.

    • @fcktherich6913
      @fcktherich6913 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The world is a vampire. It drains your life and steals your soul. But also it OBVIOUSLY isn't, it is always in sunlight and we all know vampires sparkle like diamonds in the sunlight

    • @gotanypain3083
      @gotanypain3083 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Ay"
      Ay doesn't rhyme with anything in the artists song and a terrible start. I can't believe they thought of that

  • @nobdoggames3690
    @nobdoggames3690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    "I'm the shit I'm farting" Poetry

    • @Jes.117
      @Jes.117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Don’t know how to potty

    • @adscrypt
      @adscrypt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      pooetry*

  • @yhavinmiles
    @yhavinmiles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    My favorite however would be on the song “Bullet” by Hollywood Undead where the lead singer goes “Compton rapper Teriq Royal got this song stuck in his head”

    • @hamflavoredlipbalm6077
      @hamflavoredlipbalm6077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      WAIT WHAT AHHAHA

    • @renoutlaw8371
      @renoutlaw8371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Is it bad that I somewhat unironically like that line?

    • @dreamsnetwork9132
      @dreamsnetwork9132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whichh one was it it wasn't Johnny Scene it had to be old dude that had the witty raps i forgot his name But they was the shit when i was a kid Da Kurlz too

    • @jacobbelyea7945
      @jacobbelyea7945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I think it’s unfair to leave Hollywood Undead’s “Everywhere I Go” out of the conversation. It very well may just have the worst hook in history: “Everywhere I go, the bitches always know, the Charlie Scene-y, has a peen-y, that he loves to show.”

    • @dreamsnetwork9132
      @dreamsnetwork9132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jacobbelyea7945 this was my runescape anthem back n the days along with the offspring

  • @kgarrison343
    @kgarrison343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    "Rap is just one of my fetishes like a dragon that's pregnant" is too powerful. Simply amazing

  • @Poshriel
    @Poshriel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    That's what I love about Oingo Boingo's song little girls. It's clearly a jab at these kind of creepy lyrics that you end up hearing a lot, usually in older songs, but not completely gone from newer songs. Danny Elfman is a crazy guy.

    • @FireballFlareblitz734
      @FireballFlareblitz734 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      My favorite part about the song is just how increasingly furious Elfman gets as the song goes on

  • @fruktumkalasbajen9647
    @fruktumkalasbajen9647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    My favorite worst lyric of all time is easily
    "I just had to get that stress off my chest like breast reduction"

    • @hxath.9497
      @hxath.9497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ngl, it might be my favourite

    • @mrchaotiq
      @mrchaotiq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm not a fan of Diabolic but I like that verse, he almost kept up with Tech

    • @bruh......2005
      @bruh......2005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's not even Bad tf, do all of yall think it's trash?? Cause to me it's pretty decent

    • @TreyDoe
      @TreyDoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thats actually fire cuz breasts literally stress women’s backs

    • @leonardo9259
      @leonardo9259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TreyDoe its fire bc big hooking badonkas are fyre

  • @alexaponte8823
    @alexaponte8823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Lil Wayne's song "Glory" actually has some hilarious poop bars. "Holy shit I'm the holy shit, I'm God's manure" and "Holy shit I'm the shit, Porta-Potty Tunechi" get me every time

    • @emmanuelmondesir1314
      @emmanuelmondesir1314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Porta-Potty Tunechi
      HAHAHAHA

    • @Mr_DPZ
      @Mr_DPZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The "god's manure" one is kind of tight, not gonna lie.

    • @dat1bryan539
      @dat1bryan539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He also said "I'm the shit and you party pooping"

    • @miscellaneousmedia3753
      @miscellaneousmedia3753 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mr_DPZ agreed, that's acceptably clever

  • @kingcal4205
    @kingcal4205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +876

    I quite like the Eminem lyric “oh yeah boy shake that ass, whoops I mean girl. Girl, girl, girl. Cos you know you’re my world”

    • @FALslayer
      @FALslayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Did he forget genders existed lmao?

    • @luketheduke225
      @luketheduke225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Lose it really is something else

    • @zizthefirst
      @zizthefirst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Unbreakable proof that Eminem is gay

    • @infernus2438
      @infernus2438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Eminem got a lot of these bro lmao, the songs are meant to be funny and comedic though.

    • @kingcal4205
      @kingcal4205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@infernus2438 you mean corny?

  • @teddytums8615
    @teddytums8615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "I did it all for the nookie
    (Come on) The nookie
    (Come on) So you can take that cookie
    And stick it up your (yeah)"- limpbizkit. Just so poetic.

  • @ThiccOleCat
    @ThiccOleCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    "I'm flyer than a flightless bird" how is that a bad bar? It's factual.

  • @rabbitstrikesback
    @rabbitstrikesback 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    “I don't usually say things
    Like this to girls your age
    (Christine, sixteen)
    But when I saw you coming
    Out of the school that day
    That day I knew, I knew
    I've got to have you, I've got to have you”
    This gets creepier the older Kiss gets

    • @malum9478
      @malum9478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@FlameOnTheBeat 👀🔫

    • @OMGitsahorse
      @OMGitsahorse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I'm a huge Kiss fan, and I'm glad they've since changed the song to "Christine Sixty" as that makes it MUCH less creepy the old Gene Simmons gets.

    • @mskcrc
      @mskcrc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@OMGitsahorse it really was a different time -- we could read through Shakespeare's plays and find some real raunchy age-play shit in there, too

    • @ServingOthers99
      @ServingOthers99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mskcrc Ok but pedophilia still isn't ok, doesn't matter if it was "a different time", when slavery was legal in the USA there were still plenty of people opposed to it even though it was a "different time", stop using that shit to excuse horrible things

    • @mskcrc
      @mskcrc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ServingOthers99 16 is not pedophilia, full stop. It's illegal, but it is not pedophilia.
      The lyrics about the 13 year olds are deep cringe, but your moral absolutism is showing. In 50 years (if the continents are still above sea level), your moral imperatives will look like caveman morality.

  • @gregbryant3826
    @gregbryant3826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Obie Trice had a line on his album where he was talking about how strong his relationship with a girl was. "You in the bathroom too, when a n**** doo doo". I refuse to believe it is possible to write a worse line than that.

    • @MasterBeatz101
      @MasterBeatz101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I’m in the bathroom when she pee. She in the bathroom too when a nigga doo doo. You my boo boo lmao. This line sticks out like a sore thumb on “Hands on You”.

  • @katisdreaming
    @katisdreaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “i’m on adderall i be smelling high tech when i piss like it’s basketball” is quite the banger

  • @sandearcubus9299
    @sandearcubus9299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Classic from Des'ree:
    "I don't want to see a ghost
    It's the sight that I fear most
    I'd rather have a piece of toast"

  • @jimmybrooks2000
    @jimmybrooks2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "Never let me slip, cus if I slip, then im slippin" - Dr Dre

    • @settheray2jerry1
      @settheray2jerry1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      " Real Gs move in silence like lasagna"

    • @eternalblasphemy6526
      @eternalblasphemy6526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@settheray2jerry1 That's a fucking bar tho wym?

    • @nintendofannot4898
      @nintendofannot4898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@eternalblasphemy6526 but the G is used in Lasagna unlike for example Queue.
      If it was "silent" you could take it out and it would sound the same. But if you do it would sound like Lasana and not Lasania

    • @eternalblasphemy6526
      @eternalblasphemy6526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nintendofannot4898 It's used as a modifier to denote that the N sound should be palatalized. It's not pronounced on its own.

    • @kmcorrea5805
      @kmcorrea5805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “If I don’t like it, I don’t like it, that don’t mean that I’m hatin” - Common

  • @jimmythethird5514
    @jimmythethird5514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Anthony saying “poopoo doodoo caca” should become a meme

  • @AndersAndErSjov
    @AndersAndErSjov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Anthony's idea about a be-all-end-all song filled with poop bars actually happened in Denmark. It's called 'Lortesangen' ('The Shit Song'), and it's by the rap group Malk De Koijn. And wouldn't you know it, poop bars since then haven't been very common in Danish hip hop.

  • @CharityDiary
    @CharityDiary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "She's only 17. Her daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me."
    There's also that one Metro Station song that's like "You won't be 17 forever, and we can get away with this tonight."

    • @Emophilosophy
      @Emophilosophy ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I always figured that was written when they were barely out of high school. But again like someone else said, not really something you wanna leave up to interpretation, I don’t think.

  • @douglassmithe9799
    @douglassmithe9799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    That Theory of a Deadman song also opens with the line 'so sick of the homeless.'
    I can't fathom why anyone would hate homeless people, let alone write a song about it.

    • @Howardax
      @Howardax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The only explanation that I can fathom that isn't stomach-churning is that it was written as a lampoon from the perspective of a total asshole and its what they hear inside their head as they go about their day. It's still terrible satire (they're not a satirical band, nor are they witty or talented), but that's the only explanation I can guess at that isn't just gross. Although honestly, I wouldn't even be surprised at this point if it were genuine

    • @100Beef
      @100Beef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The whole songs a joke with a couple relatable lines about hating your job and hating bad drivers

    • @Howardax
      @Howardax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@100Beef I personally can't relate to finding underage people attractive and hating the homeless myself

    • @100Beef
      @100Beef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Howardax that's not what I meant lol

    • @Howardax
      @Howardax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@100Beef Haha I know, Theory of a Deadman are the weirdos here (not you)

  • @Crossark1
    @Crossark1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    I think there's a very cogent difference between, like, reminiscing on a high school relationship you had in your song vs. fetishizing youth and really making the age the "sexy" factor in it. Especially if you then make it ambiguous if you were an adult at the time of these things you're singing about -- that's not something you really wanna leave up to interpretation, I would think.

    • @tsg_frank
      @tsg_frank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      True but most of these are very clearly a "young is a turn on for me"
      Anthony mentioned Tyler's, but in that song he was openly uncomfortable about the supposed age difference and made it clear that the focus was on the girl as a romantic interest

    • @khaymenbrock645
      @khaymenbrock645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@tsg_frank I do think it's a very thin line, even with Tyler's, but at least on that song it was from the POV of a kid that was still underage himself

  • @glitchxero4687
    @glitchxero4687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Benny Mardones' 80's hit "Into the Night" is another one of those creepy songs. The first verse is about how he's in love with a 16 year old girl, and how it's the people telling him to leave her alone that are just fools who don't know what love is yet, not the underage girl his affection is targeted at.
    I feel like people who write songs like this should have their computers confiscated by the FBI, it's gotta be probably cause, right?

  • @Tythetank_
    @Tythetank_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Do ya thang proves Andre 3000 is the only one who REALLY "is the shit"

    • @mattbeste6627
      @mattbeste6627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Still never had a piece of his 🥧.

    • @appleinatophat1089
      @appleinatophat1089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I know it sounded good to you, but it sounded excellent to me

    • @fishfacemuguck3379
      @fishfacemuguck3379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@appleinatophat1089 CUZ IM THE SHIT

    • @wolfvanderbijl
      @wolfvanderbijl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      took a fart on it im the shit

    • @twinkpeaks9993
      @twinkpeaks9993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wolfvanderbijl I GET SMART ON IT IM THE SHIT

  • @colette2529
    @colette2529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    Lil Yachty's cello explanation/apology is one of the most charming things ever hahaha

    • @LaydiNite
      @LaydiNite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Break out the "You tried" gold star stickers.

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      He does have a point. He has people that are paid to make sure he doesn't say stupid shit, and nobody told him that cellos are strings?

    • @Omimoomi
      @Omimoomi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Bro he still got it wrong in the apology im dying. Squidward plays a clarinet bro not a flute 💀

  • @mybloodythanksgiving3040
    @mybloodythanksgiving3040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    A song called "shit" that has 3,000 bpm triplet rhymes about scatological insanity sounds interesting ngl

  • @jacksonmarley3093
    @jacksonmarley3093 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "I'll have the quesadilla. Uh huh."
    -Nickelback

    • @frtzkng
      @frtzkng 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Proof that the Kroger brothers are Beavis and Butthead

  • @ComputerHeadGFX
    @ComputerHeadGFX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Reminds me of that Gorillaz song where Andre 3000 yelled "I'm the shit" for like 6 minutes

    • @uchennamaduno5799
      @uchennamaduno5799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @Beck2Wolf not painful at all, i love every minute of it

    • @uchennamaduno5799
      @uchennamaduno5799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Beck2Wolf subjective you mean? lol

    • @dfuckwhat1763
      @dfuckwhat1763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Allow it fam, andre is the goat

    • @bossbabyfuyuhiko6657
      @bossbabyfuyuhiko6657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He can so that bc he's andre

    • @beatoriusb.i.g3063
      @beatoriusb.i.g3063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Its andre ,unless it is ski mask and andre no one can do that

  • @cabbage385
    @cabbage385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    "Don't call me stupid, that ain't the way my name pronounced" - Brockhampton

    • @eddiegreif2715
      @eddiegreif2715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Hey i think you commented this on the wrong video :} this is the one about WORST lyrics, not the best

  • @alabama100
    @alabama100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Let's argue: Anthony's cover of "My Pal Foot Foot" by the Shaggs in the beginning of the video was arguably one of the better ones I've heard

  • @davidwave4
    @davidwave4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Benny Mardone's "Into the Night" literally begins with "she's just sixteen years old, leave her alone, they say" and he spends the rest of the song NOT leaving her alone. The 20th century was a wild time.

  • @dahliafiend
    @dahliafiend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Can you imagine no first dance, freeze-dried romance
    Five-hour phone conversation
    The best soy latte that you ever had, and me?
    -Train

    • @AndyGreeneBean
      @AndyGreeneBean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      in context with his mother’s death, it makes sense, kinda

    • @paigey-poo4235
      @paigey-poo4235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It doesn’t count if the bands entire motif is weird lyrics!

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Already done on part 1

  • @jascoolo
    @jascoolo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Hopsin is just a real life version of OG Loc.

    • @supertimerip
      @supertimerip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He really is.

    • @IKEA_SSB
      @IKEA_SSB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he is going to kick a little something like this

    • @thapoint09
      @thapoint09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that is _cold_

    • @HopsinThaGoat
      @HopsinThaGoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hell yeah

    • @amarevanhook7453
      @amarevanhook7453 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAOOO

  • @drcraby356
    @drcraby356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Damn, Abba was really onto something in "Does your mother know"

    • @datchicray
      @datchicray 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yup. I guess not every musician was a creep in the seventies.

    • @whenfatkillsfat803
      @whenfatkillsfat803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Frida knows there’s something going on.

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@datchicray Well when women are writing the lyrics, they tend to be less creepy.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@k-leb4671 Apparently it was written by Bjorn and Benny, though I guess when half the band is women it's at least not a boy's club of not understanding how sexual predation works.

    • @Chitukuravi
      @Chitukuravi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think this was an interesting song about groupies and underage fans and temptations on the road! But the song, also puts them on the defence that they dont want to take chances

  • @sanholo2776
    @sanholo2776 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Pitbull - "Me not working hard?
    Yeah, right, picture that with a Kodak
    Or better yet, go to Times Square
    Take a picture of me with a Kodak
    Took my life from negative to positive"

  • @SkeletonKnifeFight
    @SkeletonKnifeFight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    "Someone should just do an end-all song about shit thats only shit references"
    Anthony you just described like 6 different Eminem songs

    • @muh.mumanmanarul2534
      @muh.mumanmanarul2534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Im a stan but yeah fuck these shit related rhyme

    • @TectonicImprov
      @TectonicImprov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No he described Do Ya Thing

    • @ryleighrage
      @ryleighrage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shit references and gerbil up the ass references are the foundation to all Em songs.

    • @nimittkhare3201
      @nimittkhare3201 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryleighrage how is he present in most people's top 10 then

  • @cgg2621
    @cgg2621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I'm sorry but the pregnant dragon reference made the lyric 10x funnier than if he'd said 'like getting pegged' or 'like girls in latex' or something, I can't hate it.

  • @WaitingtoHit
    @WaitingtoHit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Train has some of the worst lyrics ever. I’m so glad that someone is holding them accountable. They used to be in heavy rotation on the awful corporate satellite station that was piped into my old editing job. Pure torture . . .

    • @DizzLexic
      @DizzLexic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I concur. Drops of Jupiter is a lyrical abomination and 4+ minutes of verbal diarrhea.

    • @incognitiosaystransrights
      @incognitiosaystransrights 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      im so gangsta im so thug

    • @firstnamelastname7244
      @firstnamelastname7244 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@DizzLexicHonestly, that wasn't even the worst in terms of lyricism.

  • @wheelskis
    @wheelskis 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    First discovered your work back in 2017 when I was heavily into Beach House (everything pre 2015, excluding Thank Your Lucky Stars). I appreciated your analysis of their earlier albums and worm-holed into your work then. I recently saw your podcast-style work with F.D., who I am a big fan of, and then stumbled upon these LET'S ARGUE videos. You had me laughing hysterically throughout this, and I just want to say I really appreciate your videos.

  • @cadenmeyer414
    @cadenmeyer414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Re: the Jaden Smith one-- I dunno, that doesn't really seem all that sus to me. I mean, if you're gonna do a fetish simile, you've kinda gotta say something totally out there. Otherwise, if he just said something like "rap is just one of my fetishes, like... feet." people would just think he's genuinely into that

    • @DJsocial7102
      @DJsocial7102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      But the example he used seemed to specific to not be real. Theres an in between area he could have went to, like BDSM or something
      Edit:especially since it was a freestyle.

    • @tomsucksatpiano
      @tomsucksatpiano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@DJsocial7102 i think it's a generational thing, as a zoomer i instantly relate to the line and understand it to be a joke as dragon related fetishes are a huge meme

    • @perhaps1094
      @perhaps1094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@DJsocial7102 Vore is a pretty common online fetish

    • @Blakbox92
      @Blakbox92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@DJsocial7102 You either go specific and ridiculous or general and boring. I'd go with the first, personally.

    • @gunslinger1019
      @gunslinger1019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jaden is sus