She got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson, she got a dark skinned friend look like Tito-foggieraw on the song conquito with Andy Mineo I think is better
Lil Dicky - "Like as a child I was so dismissive of the baked potato 'til I tried that shit, now the baked potato is my favorite kind potato" self explanatory
"i'm the sh*t, when these dudes talk, they talking bull me." "i'm the sh*t, so please don't be mad when i stank." "you full of sh*t, you close your mouth and let your a*s talk." i think the whole genre got a problem.
Easy target, but speaking of Train, "I'm so gangsta, I'm so thug, you're the only one I'm dreaming of" still haunts me, especially because it was written by the blandest white guy band I can think of.
I'm pretty sure he was saying "I'm no gangsta" implying that gangstas and thugs are unfaithful, but him not being one of them is faithful and only thinking of the woman that he's referencing
And in the video he does a... thing? Like trying to look "thug". Though with how bland white people use thug nowadays maybe it's better he didn't put them down
attention to the "lyrical miracle" rappers out there: having a bunch of multi syllabic rhymes isn't impressive or cool by itself, and this line perfectly shows that lmao
man he touched on Train. but didnt get the worst lyrics. Don't cry when I die When it's my time I probably won't die I'll just lie down and close my eyes And think about stuff
the be all end all “Im the shit” song is that one Gorillaz song featuring André 3000 where he has a fullblown mental breakdown and spends a whole 5 minutes shouting Im the shit over and over again
Same energy as the 8 year old kid on my street that rides around on his grandpas golf cart screaming "I'm a G, I'm a bad*** G! F*** all you n**** a** h***!"
08:54 The 13 year old "Sable" referenced in the song is a real person - Sabel Shields, know as Sable Starr. She was a famous groupie in the early '70s and was a groupie since the age of ten or eleven. There are countless stories both from her and others in regards to her sleeping with famous musicians when she was underage - some of those musicians bragged about it as well. She was part of a group of girls known as "the baby groupies" because they were all between the ages of 11 and 14 y/o. Some of the men she allegedly slept with between the ages of 10 and 16 are Iggy Pop, Rod Stewart, Alice Cooper , David Bowie, Marc Bolan and Randy California. When she was 16 y/o she ran away with Johnny Thunders, the guitar player from the New York Dolls, who abused her, got her pregnant and addicted to drugs. A very tragic life story all around...
@@Blakbox92 I really don't like when people talk shit on Kanye, my first response is always "Yeah, well, throw a rock in the genre of Classic Rock and you'll hit a pedophile, so."
@@Blakbox92 18 being the lowest acceptable age for sexual activity is a fairly recent concept. Look at Romeo and Juliet, Juliet was about 14 years old and was already considered almost too old to marry. This kind of thing happening in the 20th century is on the weirder side, but it was very common all throughout history
@@bete177 For real, especially in the UK atm this lady went missing and theres a movement about teaching men about sexual assault but it's backwards if people like this are famous
When you implied that Jaden Smith might be a furry with a pregnancy and vore fetish and then said that you still love and accept him? That was a moment.
@@dankdylan9278 usually there are words within the sentence rhyming. It can be anywhere, not just the end of a sentence. On this particular verse it was the last sentence so he didn’t rhyme it with anything and the line was there for emphasis on the rest of the verse. It reminds of the twenty one pilots song “I wish I found some better sounds No one's ever heard I wish I had a better voice That sang some better words I wish I found some chords In an order that is new I wish I didn't have to rhyme Every time I sang” He purposefully didn’t rhyme there just to bring emphasis to the line
@@tasty8186 its about cooking crack on a stove to sell it, isnt that obvi. Basically hes saying he was without friends and just focusing on making a way out the streets.
Rap Critic did a video where he reviewed a Chris Brown song Wayne was featured on. Apparently he’s another one that goes to the toilet pretty frequently when it comes to that line, because he had a whole minute of the video showing all the raps he’s done with it. And MAN are there a lot of stinkers (pun completely intended)!
I love the songs because the "I'm the shit" bars are next level. I don't think there ever will be another song with such creative and hilarious bars about poop. The highlight has to be this though: "I'm on the fluid, I'm ruined, I'm cold as Boston Bruins Lost in the shoo-shoo and who's who and I lost influence Lost my point of view 'til I find a mirror, start talkin' to it It told me the truth, it said I'm the shit and you party poopin'" All that build up for a poop joke. 🤣😭
I can explain the appeal of Train. It's the band your mother played while driving you to soccer practice, so when you listen to it now you get nostalgia/good vibes and how bland the music actually is fades to the background.
Also, they're useful for adverts. In the UK we have a 'soft' gambling company, Tombola, that for at least 10 years straight has used 'Hey Soul Sister' in its ads, and I can't blame them for it because for some reason that song just really goes with the footage grown adults playing bingo and eating cake on grassy fields. Train was maybe the first band that made me realise some musicians sell products, not art. It was pretty deep to 14 year old me.
Yeah definitely, I was so confused when Anthony started explaining the being eaten by a dragon thing lol. Like it's clearly just the funny part about shrek that a dragon and a donkey have babies heavens
@@noahspizza4003 Nah man, Garry Sharon with the classic " Superman, he be looking for Louis, candyman, yeah the candy man can." and the rest of the lyrics on that song are oblviously superior.
Red flannel, yellow flannel, weird denim jacket, orange flannel, blue flannel, and the INFINITY FLANNEL. Also the wifebeater he wears under all of them
Anthony: “it’s a little sus when you say fettish and finish the bar with something that weird.” Also Anthony: “When I think of a dragon that’s pregnant I imagine vore.”
@@Jacktreyboles "Young ladies, young ladies I like 'em underage, see Some say that's statutory (But I say it's MANDITORY)" - Kid Rock, "Cool Daddy Cool," Osmosis Jones Soundtrack
3:18 You know, everyone always uses examples of male artists singing about young girls but no one EVER mentions the fact that in I Love Rock & Roll, Joan Jett is lusting after a 17yr old boy... As the song goes on, she ends up taking him home (where they can be alone.) It's disturbing and yet it's a freakin' classic. WHY?!
I completely get where you are coming from but Joan Jett didn’t write I Love Rock & Roll. The song was originally by the english band the Arrows and Joan did a cover of it and swapped out all ‘she’s’ for ‘he’s’. The original lyrics are “I knew she must’ve been around seventeen”.
"My diamonds, they say Pikachu" "Peanut Butter Jelly, no deli" I've said it before and I'll say it again, MC Hammer has been laughed out of the game over much less.
8:19 it's so funny to me that in Lil Yachty's correction on what kind of instrument squidward plays, he corrects it from a cello to a flute which is ALSO WRONG
“I don't usually say things Like this to girls your age (Christine, sixteen) But when I saw you coming Out of the school that day That day I knew, I knew I've got to have you, I've got to have you” This gets creepier the older Kiss gets
@@mskcrc Ok but pedophilia still isn't ok, doesn't matter if it was "a different time", when slavery was legal in the USA there were still plenty of people opposed to it even though it was a "different time", stop using that shit to excuse horrible things
@@ServingOthers99 16 is not pedophilia, full stop. It's illegal, but it is not pedophilia. The lyrics about the 13 year olds are deep cringe, but your moral absolutism is showing. In 50 years (if the continents are still above sea level), your moral imperatives will look like caveman morality.
My favorite however would be on the song “Bullet” by Hollywood Undead where the lead singer goes “Compton rapper Teriq Royal got this song stuck in his head”
Whichh one was it it wasn't Johnny Scene it had to be old dude that had the witty raps i forgot his name But they was the shit when i was a kid Da Kurlz too
I think it’s unfair to leave Hollywood Undead’s “Everywhere I Go” out of the conversation. It very well may just have the worst hook in history: “Everywhere I go, the bitches always know, the Charlie Scene-y, has a peen-y, that he loves to show.”
@@eternalblasphemy6526 but the G is used in Lasagna unlike for example Queue. If it was "silent" you could take it out and it would sound the same. But if you do it would sound like Lasana and not Lasania
That's what I love about Oingo Boingo's song little girls. It's clearly a jab at these kind of creepy lyrics that you end up hearing a lot, usually in older songs, but not completely gone from newer songs. Danny Elfman is a crazy guy.
Obie Trice had a line on his album where he was talking about how strong his relationship with a girl was. "You in the bathroom too, when a n**** doo doo". I refuse to believe it is possible to write a worse line than that.
I’m in the bathroom when she pee. She in the bathroom too when a nigga doo doo. You my boo boo lmao. This line sticks out like a sore thumb on “Hands on You”.
The world is a vampire. It drains your life and steals your soul. But also it OBVIOUSLY isn't, it is always in sunlight and we all know vampires sparkle like diamonds in the sunlight
That Theory of a Deadman song also opens with the line 'so sick of the homeless.' I can't fathom why anyone would hate homeless people, let alone write a song about it.
The only explanation that I can fathom that isn't stomach-churning is that it was written as a lampoon from the perspective of a total asshole and its what they hear inside their head as they go about their day. It's still terrible satire (they're not a satirical band, nor are they witty or talented), but that's the only explanation I can guess at that isn't just gross. Although honestly, I wouldn't even be surprised at this point if it were genuine
I think there's a very cogent difference between, like, reminiscing on a high school relationship you had in your song vs. fetishizing youth and really making the age the "sexy" factor in it. Especially if you then make it ambiguous if you were an adult at the time of these things you're singing about -- that's not something you really wanna leave up to interpretation, I would think.
True but most of these are very clearly a "young is a turn on for me" Anthony mentioned Tyler's, but in that song he was openly uncomfortable about the supposed age difference and made it clear that the focus was on the girl as a romantic interest
@@tsg_frank5829 I do think it's a very thin line, even with Tyler's, but at least on that song it was from the POV of a kid that was still underage himself
Lil Wayne's song "Glory" actually has some hilarious poop bars. "Holy shit I'm the holy shit, I'm God's manure" and "Holy shit I'm the shit, Porta-Potty Tunechi" get me every time
Sick Again - Led Zeppelin. All of the lyrics. All of 'em. The girl is fifteen. And it's been going on a while... [Jimmy Page & Lori Maddox story will make you lose your lunch]
"She's only 17. Her daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me." There's also that one Metro Station song that's like "You won't be 17 forever, and we can get away with this tonight."
I always figured that was written when they were barely out of high school. But again like someone else said, not really something you wanna leave up to interpretation, I don’t think.
Benny Mardone's "Into the Night" literally begins with "she's just sixteen years old, leave her alone, they say" and he spends the rest of the song NOT leaving her alone. The 20th century was a wild time.
Oingo Boingo is satirical. They make songs that criticize pedophiles such as "Little Girls" which is bringing to light pedophilia and sex trafficking in Hollywood
@@spirit4542 Why are people always so quick to defend oingo Boingo with almost an exact copy and paste of that rebuttal? You do realize Danny Elfman is a part of Hollywood right? Do you have an actual SOURCE of the band members saying that was their intent?
@@josharoo22 You don’t have any source that they were serious, either. Take your own advice especially since you most likely simp for Trump and Jordan because they’re white and republican.
@@k-leb4671 Apparently it was written by Bjorn and Benny, though I guess when half the band is women it's at least not a boy's club of not understanding how sexual predation works.
I think this was an interesting song about groupies and underage fans and temptations on the road! But the song, also puts them on the defence that they dont want to take chances
Benny Mardones' 80's hit "Into the Night" is another one of those creepy songs. The first verse is about how he's in love with a 16 year old girl, and how it's the people telling him to leave her alone that are just fools who don't know what love is yet, not the underage girl his affection is targeted at. I feel like people who write songs like this should have their computers confiscated by the FBI, it's gotta be probably cause, right?
Anthony's idea about a be-all-end-all song filled with poop bars actually happened in Denmark. It's called 'Lortesangen' ('The Shit Song'), and it's by the rap group Malk De Koijn. And wouldn't you know it, poop bars since then haven't been very common in Danish hip hop.
I'm sorry but the pregnant dragon reference made the lyric 10x funnier than if he'd said 'like getting pegged' or 'like girls in latex' or something, I can't hate it.
Re: the Jaden Smith one-- I dunno, that doesn't really seem all that sus to me. I mean, if you're gonna do a fetish simile, you've kinda gotta say something totally out there. Otherwise, if he just said something like "rap is just one of my fetishes, like... feet." people would just think he's genuinely into that
But the example he used seemed to specific to not be real. Theres an in between area he could have went to, like BDSM or something Edit:especially since it was a freestyle.
@@Drogon7102 i think it's a generational thing, as a zoomer i instantly relate to the line and understand it to be a joke as dragon related fetishes are a huge meme
Pitbull - "Me not working hard? Yeah, right, picture that with a Kodak Or better yet, go to Times Square Take a picture of me with a Kodak Took my life from negative to positive"
"Rest in Piece to all the soldiers that died in the service. I dive in her cervix" - 2chainz
OH MY GOD
2 Chainz can’t compete with hotmeat89 when it comes to jokes about military wives
That one is just hilarious
That is one of the funniest lines ever lmao.
@@nekroz_of_super_dora3477 good reference lmao
"you're a child. you're a fucking child." ~Anthony when he sees a child
yeah, that came off weird.
@@KusanagiMotoko100 glad i'm not crazy I was like u hiding something?
I mean, it’s true. I am a child.
This is my favorite comment of all time
@@damonsmith1053 you must have the bar set at the lowest possible low of all lows
"she got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson, she got a dark skinned friend look like Micheal Jackson" - Kanye West remains undefeated
That line is impeccable
She got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson, she got a dark skinned friend look like Tito-foggieraw on the song conquito with Andy Mineo I think is better
nahh man that bar is legendary not bad at all
This line is unbeatable
Tbf that line is legendary
‘’Say that you a lesbian, girl, me too”
-Drake
Certified boy lover
@@kiraqueen2558 underrated comment
@@yesyos4672 that's not what the metoo movement is lol
@@astralalice1162 erm yes it is
@@thelabs7128 erm no it fucking isnt??
2 Chainz - “She got a big booty, so I call her big booty” will always be the greatest lyric of all time
I love that line. So I hope your serious lol.
Hell yeah
Whats up stove
Literally had stuck in my head last week.
G.O.A.T. lyric.
“I’m the shit, literally.”
- Wiz Khalifa the human feces
Brown and yellow, brown and yellow
Khalfia never did an anal scene tho
Do Ya Thing be like.
Shit Khalifa
I falled laughing, goddamit never heard it before
"Robbed my little cousin 'cause I found out he bisexual" - Teejayx6
Literally any line from a Dynamic Duo song could be on here and that's what makes them so great
AND he took his toaster strudel
I was so dead when I saw this
teejays lyrics are so out of pocket they’re good. true spit take stuff
@@dankdylan9278 That's too far.
“She got a big ‘ol onion booty, make the world cry” -Migos
"chicks got an ass like an onion, makes me wanna cry" - hank schrader
@@dualtahunter4043💪💪 nice pfp
Fire
that's just funny 😂
Okay but some of those underage lusting lyrics went from creepy to straight up "I think this might be used as evidence against you in court" territory
Seriously, like did no one launch an investigation after the lyric about the 13 year old?!
@João de Arruda Campos Cardoso did Zeppelin not straight up come out and admit the noncery they got up to in their hay day?
@@sarahpowell6617sable was a real girl too. eurgh.
LET'S ARGUE: This bass intro was your boldest yet.
More like let’s agree
Primus ass intro
He said no more cold takes
Let's agree *
Covering a Les Claypool single isn't bold
kanye's verse on the arms race remix is straight-up just him bullying fall out boy lol
True. I'm surprised Anthony didn't point that out, it's literally just Kanye dissing the band on their own track lol.
totally. I'm wondering if this is something his label made him do and the lyrics are his protest.
I didn't know that was a thing, but my respect for Kanye has increased
Someone needed to do that though
Did anyone like listen to that? Why would you keep the feature rapper straight up dissing the band and the song IN THE SONG?
"She poured us drinks/ to drink/ we drank em/ got drunk" - t pain the lyrical mastermind
All the verb forms
This is kind of clever
And nooooow i Knoww she think she coooool.
the t-pain verb conjugation table
Bitch what!? 😂 that part was fire the way he said it
Lil Dicky - "Like as a child I was so dismissive of the baked potato 'til I tried that shit, now the baked potato is my favorite kind potato" self explanatory
He's all jokes tho
@@jabulani9999 he’s all joke.* All joke and no bars.
@@Toxicz32 It's almost like he's an incredibly successful comedian
@@adversaryrs6076 silly name + poor jokes = successful comedian. 👍🏼
@@adversaryrs6076 we know it's a joke. its a bad lyric because it's a bad joke
J Cole got so many "I'm the shit" or "toilet" bars it's disturbing
nice profile pic
Nah, Kodak. I've never heard j cole be like that, but I don't listen to him
I think Lil Wayne would challenge you on that.
"i'm the sh*t, when these dudes talk, they talking bull me."
"i'm the sh*t, so please don't be mad when i stank."
"you full of sh*t, you close your mouth and let your a*s talk."
i think the whole genre got a problem.
@@lightmorrison5404 There's a genius video on J cole just rapping about shit for almost 2 minutes.
Original Title: “Stop singing about underage teens”
AKA the Zazz Blammymatazz Rule
"Chat rates: Teen s*x"
All these things into position, all these things we’ll one day swallow whole
@@MyBeautifulDarkTwistedFantasy6 6thony /10tano
Alternative title: don't rap about crap it doesn't snap.
Easy target, but speaking of Train, "I'm so gangsta, I'm so thug, you're the only one I'm dreaming of" still haunts me, especially because it was written by the blandest white guy band I can think of.
I'm pretty sure he was saying "I'm no gangsta" implying that gangstas and thugs are unfaithful, but him not being one of them is faithful and only thinking of the woman that he's referencing
@@howarddewing6617 he doesn't say that though, he says "so"
And in the video he does a... thing? Like trying to look "thug". Though with how bland white people use thug nowadays maybe it's better he didn't put them down
stop the train
Trains early stuff is pretty good tho :3
"I'm heading west like I'm blowing f**kin Kanye" - Childish Gambino 🤣
NO WAY LMAOOO
A BAR TO END ALL BARS
Did Jeffree Starr write this line?
That bar is heat wdym
That's funny though LMAO, Gambino is definitely the type of rapper where random ass shit like that can fly
"I'm flyer than a fucking ostrich" has to be the best lyric of all time
The more I read into it, it starts making sense
Faucet failure
I love it so much ahaha
I’m sure Tyler said this first
“I’m flyer than a fucking ostrich moshing in a tarpit”
Ski mask is soo good 😂😂
Worst lyrics of all time “I’m more crazy than a short lady trying to give birth to 84 babies” 🤦♀️ from the death to mumble rappers song.
Is that a Tom McDonald song? Lol
I find this offensive as I am part of a set of sibling along with 83 others. We were all born at once so this offends me. My mother is not that short.
Sounds like new Eminem
attention to the "lyrical miracle" rappers out there: having a bunch of multi syllabic rhymes isn't impressive or cool by itself, and this line perfectly shows that lmao
@lilshitpost Suicidal Tendencies did it better.
"You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was on your front porch eating fruit loops!"
man he touched on Train. but didnt get the worst lyrics.
Don't cry when I die
When it's my time I probably won't die
I'll just lie down and close my eyes
And think about stuff
Where would pat finnerty be without train songs to be tortured by?
SO GANGSTA, I'M SO THUG
Train has some of the most comically bad lyrics I’ve ever heard
It’s so not deep it becomes deep
@@thepolarphantasm2319 If we get another little stinkers out of it, then I'll allow them to continue making music.
“Fell in love with the pen, started fucking the ink” Rick Ross - Lord Knows. Still makes me laugh every time I listen to it.
every been to Pen Island?
Lowkey that’s actually poetic.
The grunt he does after that is epic
Yeah his older stuff is either laughable or just plain bad.
@@Maru7en You mean peninsula?
the be all end all “Im the shit” song is that one Gorillaz song featuring André 3000 where he has a fullblown mental breakdown and spends a whole 5 minutes shouting Im the shit over and over again
Same energy as the 8 year old kid on my street that rides around on his grandpas golf cart screaming "I'm a G, I'm a bad*** G! F*** all you n**** a** h***!"
YEAAAAH I'M THE SHIT YEAHHHHHHHHHHH I'M THE SHIT *INCOHERENT SCREAMS FOR THE NEXT MINUTES AS ANDRÉ 3000 ASCENDS BEYOND THE MORTAL REALM*
@jondonumbanine peak human performance my friend
fuck yeah, do ya thing!
Yea but he has a good verse in it
Jadens bar about pregnant dragons is one of the most zoomer things ive ever heard a rapper say
It's the fucking funniest line I've heard, Jaden is the GOAT
that line has badly perplexed me since i first heard it when the album came out. i love it sm
@@charlierose7153 no he’s just rich, can’t blame him tho
yeah, it just gives me the vibe of "kid who has seen too much shit on the internet"
I dont know, i always thought that shit can meant something. Like he's refering Shrek, saying he go "dumb"... I dont know. I do drugs
08:54 The 13 year old "Sable" referenced in the song is a real person - Sabel Shields, know as Sable Starr.
She was a famous groupie in the early '70s and was a groupie since the age of ten or eleven.
There are countless stories both from her and others in regards to her sleeping with famous musicians when she was underage - some of those musicians bragged about it as well.
She was part of a group of girls known as "the baby groupies" because they were all between the ages of 11 and 14 y/o.
Some of the men she allegedly slept with between the ages of 10 and 16 are Iggy Pop, Rod Stewart, Alice Cooper , David Bowie, Marc Bolan and Randy California.
When she was 16 y/o she ran away with Johnny Thunders, the guitar player from the New York Dolls, who abused her, got her pregnant and addicted to drugs.
A very tragic life story all around...
Holy shit that makes it even worse.
What the hell was wrong with people back then JFC
oh no!
@@Blakbox92 I really don't like when people talk shit on Kanye, my first response is always "Yeah, well, throw a rock in the genre of Classic Rock and you'll hit a pedophile, so."
@@Blakbox92 "back then" people are still like that kid
@@Blakbox92 18 being the lowest acceptable age for sexual activity is a fairly recent concept. Look at Romeo and Juliet, Juliet was about 14 years old and was already considered almost too old to marry. This kind of thing happening in the 20th century is on the weirder side, but it was very common all throughout history
How can we forget Rick Ross's:
"Put molly all in her champagne, she ain't even know it,
I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain't even know it"
Is that the bill cosby anthem? What's next the epstein rap?
Exactly what I was thinking when he said creepo lyrics. Dude admits to date rape straight up
@@bete177 For real, especially in the UK atm this lady went missing and theres a movement about teaching men about sexual assault but it's backwards if people like this are famous
Nah that bar was fire 🔥
Don't forget when he shouted out Reebok right before this line, which lost him his sponsorship.
When you implied that Jaden Smith might be a furry with a pregnancy and vore fetish and then said that you still love and accept him? That was a moment.
*Scailie
I think its hilarious to be so honest
Yeah, I'll be the 666th like on this
Makes sense though, those fetishes are inoffensive. His music is what needs to be stopped.
She put that thing on my groin groin and then it go boing boing
" I let you feel like the shit, but boy, you can't out-fart me" J.Cole - Dollar And A Dream III
That one is certainly up there
I see what you did there.
“Built a house op on that ass, that’s an asstate” is my favorite
that whole verse is pretty bad
Nah that's fire
Roll up on that thats an asstry
J.Cole rhyming almond milk with almond milk reigns undefeated
Just because it’s the last word in the cadence doesn’t mean it was the word being rhymed lol
@@andrewtrentcurry then what was he rhyming it with?! Lol
@@dankdylan9278 usually there are words within the sentence rhyming. It can be anywhere, not just the end of a sentence. On this particular verse it was the last sentence so he didn’t rhyme it with anything and the line was there for emphasis on the rest of the verse.
It reminds of the twenty one pilots song
“I wish I found some better sounds
No one's ever heard
I wish I had a better voice
That sang some better words
I wish I found some chords
In an order that is new
I wish I didn't have to rhyme
Every time I sang”
He purposefully didn’t rhyme there just to bring emphasis to the line
Kanye did that once, can't think of it off the top of my head but he rhymed the same word with the same word like 5 times in a row....
He wasn’t rhyming almond milk with almond milk he was saying the same thing again to add emphasis on that line for some reason
“You think I’m the shit,
but I ain’t even farted yet”
Was always my favorite 🤣
You have no idea how much I laughed at this
omg
So ice spice ain’t even come up with that shit 😂😂
@@ytcferg Ice spice doesn't come up with anything
Kanye’s verse sounded like he was just roasting fall out boy’s existence
till they nuts FALL OUT BOY
@@hillelkita2354 WHATS WRONG, YUNG BLUD? YOU AIN’T LET YOUR NUTS HANG?
I fw the verse
He’s praising them for getting to the top of the charts even though they’re weird af
“They say that I’m crazy. I used to *TALK TO A STOVE* “
- 2 Chainz, the greatest specimen alive
Is it a song about drug use by any chance? Would make sense for a meth/crackhead
@@tasty8186 its about cooking crack on a stove to sell it, isnt that obvi. Basically hes saying he was without friends and just focusing on making a way out the streets.
2 Chainz confirmed to be a Malkavian
It's a reference to his song Fork where he says "My stove deserves a shoutout, I'm like," whaddup stove"?"
“I wish there was a song where a rapper just talks about being the shit”
Gorillas & Andre 3000- Do Ya Thang (2012)
And one of his best verses and guest appearances.
This is the one “I’m the shit” line that works
3000 can do no wrong
I T S A L L A B O U T M E
@@shoegazeagenda8106 ONE?!?
"Don't catch me when I'm slippin, cause if i slip then I'm slippin"
Bars.
He's right
@@angelinalilliepad nothing but a g thang iirc
1, 2, 3 and to the 4
@@stojadin6608 Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr Dre is at the door
Unpopular opinion: Snoop and Dre actually can't even rap that good
Anthony always be like “let’s argue.” How about we just talk about our concerns toward a peaceful resolve?
I... Agree!
What Burns Never Returns by Don Caballero
First step toward peace is finding peace within
Oh boy do I have a series for you
"picture that with a Kodak, take a picture of me with a Kodak"
-Rhyming genius
MR. WORLDWIIIIIDE
Let’s argue: Cal should freestyle over you playing the bass.
Yes
Let’s agree
And scat!
@@JonyJuices ON GOD!
I’m Cal Chuchesta
You think you’re the shit
But I poop besta
Lil Wayne already ended the "I'm the shit" stuff with Glory. "Holy shit im the holy shit, im God's manure" 💀
Rap Critic did a video where he reviewed a Chris Brown song Wayne was featured on. Apparently he’s another one that goes to the toilet pretty frequently when it comes to that line, because he had a whole minute of the video showing all the raps he’s done with it. And MAN are there a lot of stinkers (pun completely intended)!
Dear Mr toilet, I'm the shit
Shame cuz that's actually a decent song
I love the songs because the "I'm the shit" bars are next level. I don't think there ever will be another song with such creative and hilarious bars about poop.
The highlight has to be this though:
"I'm on the fluid, I'm ruined, I'm cold as Boston Bruins
Lost in the shoo-shoo and who's who and I lost influence
Lost my point of view 'til I find a mirror, start talkin' to it
It told me the truth, it said I'm the shit and you party poopin'"
All that build up for a poop joke. 🤣😭
"Now the baked potato is my favorite kind potato"
lil dicky is trash
@@jackesposito1757 he's definitely not trash, dude can rap circles around most artists. He just a goofball.
@@likearitual trash
@@likearitual It's possible to be proficient in something and still suck the life out of it.
@@snoozley853 that would be the case, if it was true in Lil Dicky's case
I can explain the appeal of Train.
It's the band your mother played while driving you to soccer practice, so when you listen to it now you get nostalgia/good vibes and how bland the music actually is fades to the background.
Also, they're useful for adverts.
In the UK we have a 'soft' gambling company, Tombola, that for at least 10 years straight has used 'Hey Soul Sister' in its ads, and I can't blame them for it because for some reason that song just really goes with the footage grown adults playing bingo and eating cake on grassy fields.
Train was maybe the first band that made me realise some musicians sell products, not art. It was pretty deep to 14 year old me.
"Fetishes just like a dragon" jaden Smith. I'm pretty sure he's talking about SHREK
Yeah definitely, I was so confused when Anthony started explaining the being eaten by a dragon thing lol.
Like it's clearly just the funny part about shrek that a dragon and a donkey have babies heavens
Nah it's definitely fuckin dragon vore. this is my Jaden headcanon and will not change.
It's a Rick and morty reference
Oh shit I forgot about the donkey from shrek nvm you right fam
Not really, sounds more like a reference to the furry subculture, and the very... specific sexual fetishes often associated with it.
I love Van Halen but Sammy Hagar has written some embarrassing lyrics.
"Only time will tell if we stand the test of time."
cause Roth was superior
@@noahspizza4003
Nah man, Garry Sharon with the classic " Superman, he be looking for Louis, candyman, yeah the candy man can." and the rest of the lyrics on that song are oblviously superior.
@@marakrofitcac3425 he was basically an MC
Yo I'm dying right now
“Gonna write me up for 125, post my face wanted dead or alive”. Um, Sammy, you just got a speeding ticket. You’re not Billy the fucking Kid.
LETS ARGUE: Anthony has about 5 outfits and he just cycles through them every video
I....AGREE
lmao how many outfits is one supposed to have
@@ramiropuelmas8557 I have about 2
@@ramiropuelmas8557 no kidding lol they want him to have a new one every video
Red flannel, yellow flannel, weird denim jacket, orange flannel, blue flannel, and the INFINITY FLANNEL.
Also the wifebeater he wears under all of them
“All these chains, Rest In Peace to Harriet Tubman” ~ 21 Savage
I’m sorry WHAT
Anthony: “it’s a little sus when you say fettish and finish the bar with something that weird.” Also Anthony: “When I think of a dragon that’s pregnant I imagine vore.”
Vorethany voretano
@@venus9343 *Dragony Vorethano
I quite like the Eminem lyric “oh yeah boy shake that ass, whoops I mean girl. Girl, girl, girl. Cos you know you’re my world”
Did he forget genders existed lmao?
Lose it really is something else
Unbreakable proof that Eminem is gay
Eminem got a lot of these bro lmao, the songs are meant to be funny and comedic though.
@@infernus2438 you mean corny?
"I know it stinks in here, cause I'm the shit" - Kid Rock
No Kid Rock slander is allowed in 2021, thank you.
@@LuciusGeronimo why?
@@LuciusGeronimo No(thing but) Kid Rock slander is allowed in 2021, thank you.
Fixed it for ya
@@OhSlugggy 👏🏽👏🏽😂
@@Jacktreyboles "Young ladies, young ladies
I like 'em underage, see
Some say that's statutory
(But I say it's MANDITORY)"
- Kid Rock, "Cool Daddy Cool," Osmosis Jones Soundtrack
"Scatological Insanity" is now something I want to name a band.
Thanks, Fantano.
Lets argue: Mozart was the first poopoo peepee rapper.
At least he compared other people to feces, not himself
@@tafua_a Mozart telling haters to eat his ass
Moshart
Not even up for argument he literally had a song called ‘lick my ass’
@@tafua_a Still, telling someone to shit in their own mouth is very weird
J cole fans: the man has deep and eye opening lyrics you just hatin'
J cole: hehe poop
Brown-eye opening lyrics
J cole is da goat fuck u talking about
@@Padlaizys I hope you're joking
@@ServingOthers99 more like pink-eye
@@Padlaizys LOL
I cant believe we’re not that far removed from “Blurred Lines”, a song about date rape that topped the charts for 12 weeks
It's not like the creepo shit in this video though. I didn't pay much attention when it was charting but now I can't find the date rapey lyrics.
man i coulda spent the rest of my life without being reminded of that song and that cringey miley cyrus performance
I was in middle school and cringed out of my skin every time Blurred Lines came on the radio. IDK.
It's not about that. 🙄 Why do people like to put their anxieties and fears on others
@@MOTat18 are you gay?
"I'm the shit I farted, I dont know how to potty" - Kodak Black
This will always have a special place in my ass
that kanye verse was comedic gold why didn't I know it exists
also whoever picked that Train lyric really went for that one from Drive By rather than "So gangsta i'm so thug" from Hey Soul Sister
"my heart is pounding out my UNTRIMMED (theres fucking emphasis on this) chest" from the same song
Picking "Hey, Soul Sister" feels like cheating, because it's _all that bad_ .
*Mhmmm* *the* *way* *you* *do* *me* - Train, Drive by
TRAIN: proof that dad jokes are bad enough on their own, even worse when put to music.
Hefty Bag!
LET'S ARGUE: the only artist to ever successfully pull off "I'm the shit" bars is Andre 3000 in the extended version of Do Ya Thing by Gorillaz
@Megan Thee Caffrey YEAHHH IM THE SHIT!
And also "Gold" from Brockhampton, "Wake up like, "Shit", then I feel like the shit
So I guess I'm the shit"
true and he managed to do it for nearly 5 mins
I always liked Ras Kass's "I'm the shit like Mr. Hankey"
True
3:18 You know, everyone always uses examples of male artists singing about young girls but no one EVER mentions the fact that in I Love Rock & Roll, Joan Jett is lusting after a 17yr old boy... As the song goes on, she ends up taking him home (where they can be alone.) It's disturbing and yet it's a freakin' classic. WHY?!
I completely get where you are coming from but Joan Jett didn’t write I Love Rock & Roll. The song was originally by the english band the Arrows and Joan did a cover of it and swapped out all ‘she’s’ for ‘he’s’. The original lyrics are “I knew she must’ve been around seventeen”.
“Rap is just one of my fetishes like getting tied up, handcuffed, getting spit on, and having my hair pulled”
"Rap is just one of my fetishes, like getting pooed on cause I'm the shit"
“Rap is just one of my fetishes, like getting murdered”
Rap is just one of my fetishes, like human affection and any semblance of physical contact
@@treyebillups8602 Bro gross
Next you're gonna say you like Handholding, you monster!
@@OsKarMike1306 your comment made me lose my shit oml.
My favorite worst lyric of all time is easily
"I just had to get that stress off my chest like breast reduction"
ngl, it might be my favourite
I'm not a fan of Diabolic but I like that verse, he almost kept up with Tech
It's not even Bad tf, do all of yall think it's trash?? Cause to me it's pretty decent
Thats actually fire cuz breasts literally stress women’s backs
@@TreyDoe its fire bc big hooking badonkas are fyre
Two videos down and not a single young thug gem
“My niece is hangin with the Beatles”
“I nut on that fish on my sofa”
“The gators got measles”
Etc etc
“I used to wanna fuck my auntie”
He knows what he’s doing
Also the pubic hair ba.
"My diamonds, they say Pikachu"
"Peanut Butter Jelly, no deli"
I've said it before and I'll say it again, MC Hammer has been laughed out of the game over much less.
Because those lines are intentionally funny. So many people in these comments don’t understand jokes
"I'm the shit bitch fuck a toilet".
8:19 it's so funny to me that in Lil Yachty's correction on what kind of instrument squidward plays, he corrects it from a cello to a flute which is ALSO WRONG
Lmao the Kanye verse is literally just him roasting Fall Out Boy on their own track.
My favorite lyrics is the one where Rick Ross puts candy in a girl’s soda. What a guy!
He seems like the kind a girl’s parents would love.
I bet she enjoyed it
@@sippa03 you don’t even know.
@@sippa03 spoiler warning: she ain't even know!
Y’all are terrible lmao
“I don't usually say things
Like this to girls your age
(Christine, sixteen)
But when I saw you coming
Out of the school that day
That day I knew, I knew
I've got to have you, I've got to have you”
This gets creepier the older Kiss gets
@@FlameOnTheBeat 👀🔫
I'm a huge Kiss fan, and I'm glad they've since changed the song to "Christine Sixty" as that makes it MUCH less creepy the old Gene Simmons gets.
@@OMGitsahorse it really was a different time -- we could read through Shakespeare's plays and find some real raunchy age-play shit in there, too
@@mskcrc Ok but pedophilia still isn't ok, doesn't matter if it was "a different time", when slavery was legal in the USA there were still plenty of people opposed to it even though it was a "different time", stop using that shit to excuse horrible things
@@ServingOthers99 16 is not pedophilia, full stop. It's illegal, but it is not pedophilia.
The lyrics about the 13 year olds are deep cringe, but your moral absolutism is showing. In 50 years (if the continents are still above sea level), your moral imperatives will look like caveman morality.
Andre3000 perfects the "I'm the shit" stuff on Do Ya Thing with Gorillaz and James Murphy
That's when music as a whole peaked
My favorite however would be on the song “Bullet” by Hollywood Undead where the lead singer goes “Compton rapper Teriq Royal got this song stuck in his head”
WAIT WHAT AHHAHA
Is it bad that I somewhat unironically like that line?
Whichh one was it it wasn't Johnny Scene it had to be old dude that had the witty raps i forgot his name But they was the shit when i was a kid Da Kurlz too
I think it’s unfair to leave Hollywood Undead’s “Everywhere I Go” out of the conversation. It very well may just have the worst hook in history: “Everywhere I go, the bitches always know, the Charlie Scene-y, has a peen-y, that he loves to show.”
@@jacobbelyea7945 this was my runescape anthem back n the days along with the offspring
"Never let me slip, cus if I slip, then im slippin" - Dr Dre
" Real Gs move in silence like lasagna"
@@settheray2jerry1 That's a fucking bar tho wym?
@@eternalblasphemy6526 but the G is used in Lasagna unlike for example Queue.
If it was "silent" you could take it out and it would sound the same. But if you do it would sound like Lasana and not Lasania
@@nintendofannot4898 It's used as a modifier to denote that the N sound should be palatalized. It's not pronounced on its own.
“If I don’t like it, I don’t like it, that don’t mean that I’m hatin” - Common
"I'm the shit I'm farting" Poetry
Don’t know how to potty
pooetry*
That's what I love about Oingo Boingo's song little girls. It's clearly a jab at these kind of creepy lyrics that you end up hearing a lot, usually in older songs, but not completely gone from newer songs. Danny Elfman is a crazy guy.
My favorite part about the song is just how increasingly furious Elfman gets as the song goes on
Interesting rendition of Primus' "Jerry Was A Racecar Driver" there, Melon.
i heard some DMV medley in it
@@Alex-yq2uy You mean TMV?
"I'm flyer than a flightless bird" how is that a bad bar? It's factual.
"New kids on the block, had a bunch of hits... chinese food makes me sick"
Thats the edited version of the lyrics lol
@@Smellycarl wtf lol iť’s worse and more offensive than the og
"I'll have the quesadilla. Uh huh."
-Nickelback
Proof that the Kroger brothers are Beavis and Butthead
Danny Brown has my favorite feces-related line: “Shit all on your mixtape/Nah, literally, shit all on your mixtape”
What song
@@HopsinThaGoat Monopoly
WIPE WITH THE CREDITS LEAVE STAINS ON THE JEWEL CASE
30 is such an incredible fucking album. I loved this era of Danny.
That's monopoly, right?
Do ya thang proves Andre 3000 is the only one who REALLY "is the shit"
Still never had a piece of his 🥧.
I know it sounded good to you, but it sounded excellent to me
@@appleinatophat1089 CUZ IM THE SHIT
took a fart on it im the shit
@@wolfvanderbijl I GET SMART ON IT IM THE SHIT
Obie Trice had a line on his album where he was talking about how strong his relationship with a girl was. "You in the bathroom too, when a n**** doo doo". I refuse to believe it is possible to write a worse line than that.
I’m in the bathroom when she pee. She in the bathroom too when a nigga doo doo. You my boo boo lmao. This line sticks out like a sore thumb on “Hands on You”.
“The world is a vampire” it clearly isn’t, I can’t believe billy corgan thinks that.
The world is a vampire. It drains your life and steals your soul. But also it OBVIOUSLY isn't, it is always in sunlight and we all know vampires sparkle like diamonds in the sunlight
"Ay"
Ay doesn't rhyme with anything in the artists song and a terrible start. I can't believe they thought of that
That Theory of a Deadman song also opens with the line 'so sick of the homeless.'
I can't fathom why anyone would hate homeless people, let alone write a song about it.
The only explanation that I can fathom that isn't stomach-churning is that it was written as a lampoon from the perspective of a total asshole and its what they hear inside their head as they go about their day. It's still terrible satire (they're not a satirical band, nor are they witty or talented), but that's the only explanation I can guess at that isn't just gross. Although honestly, I wouldn't even be surprised at this point if it were genuine
The whole songs a joke with a couple relatable lines about hating your job and hating bad drivers
@@100Beef I personally can't relate to finding underage people attractive and hating the homeless myself
@@Howardax that's not what I meant lol
@@100Beef Haha I know, Theory of a Deadman are the weirdos here (not you)
I think there's a very cogent difference between, like, reminiscing on a high school relationship you had in your song vs. fetishizing youth and really making the age the "sexy" factor in it. Especially if you then make it ambiguous if you were an adult at the time of these things you're singing about -- that's not something you really wanna leave up to interpretation, I would think.
True but most of these are very clearly a "young is a turn on for me"
Anthony mentioned Tyler's, but in that song he was openly uncomfortable about the supposed age difference and made it clear that the focus was on the girl as a romantic interest
@@tsg_frank5829 I do think it's a very thin line, even with Tyler's, but at least on that song it was from the POV of a kid that was still underage himself
Lil Wayne's song "Glory" actually has some hilarious poop bars. "Holy shit I'm the holy shit, I'm God's manure" and "Holy shit I'm the shit, Porta-Potty Tunechi" get me every time
Porta-Potty Tunechi
HAHAHAHA
The "god's manure" one is kind of tight, not gonna lie.
He also said "I'm the shit and you party pooping"
@@Mr_DPZ agreed, that's acceptably clever
Sick Again - Led Zeppelin.
All of the lyrics. All of 'em. The girl is fifteen. And it's been going on a while...
[Jimmy Page & Lori Maddox story will make you lose your lunch]
Reminds me of that Gorillaz song where Andre 3000 yelled "I'm the shit" for like 6 minutes
@Beck2Wolf not painful at all, i love every minute of it
@Beck2Wolf subjective you mean? lol
Allow it fam, andre is the goat
He can so that bc he's andre
Its andre ,unless it is ski mask and andre no one can do that
"She's only 17. Her daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me."
There's also that one Metro Station song that's like "You won't be 17 forever, and we can get away with this tonight."
I always figured that was written when they were barely out of high school. But again like someone else said, not really something you wanna leave up to interpretation, I don’t think.
"Don't call me stupid, that ain't the way my name pronounced" - Brockhampton
Hey i think you commented this on the wrong video :} this is the one about WORST lyrics, not the best
Benny Mardone's "Into the Night" literally begins with "she's just sixteen years old, leave her alone, they say" and he spends the rest of the song NOT leaving her alone. The 20th century was a wild time.
"Rap is just one of my fetishes like a dragon that's pregnant" is too powerful. Simply amazing
Jaden smith visits e621
Lil Yachty's cello explanation/apology is one of the most charming things ever hahaha
Break out the "You tried" gold star stickers.
He does have a point. He has people that are paid to make sure he doesn't say stupid shit, and nobody told him that cellos are strings?
Bro he still got it wrong in the apology im dying. Squidward plays a clarinet bro not a flute 💀
“She’s sixteen, she’s a mean sixteen” is my favorite Oingo Boingo song.
Oingo Boingo is satirical. They make songs that criticize pedophiles such as "Little Girls" which is bringing to light pedophilia and sex trafficking in Hollywood
@@spirit4542 i would argue, though, that male tears’ title would still apply
@@spirit4542 Why are people always so quick to defend oingo Boingo with almost an exact copy and paste of that rebuttal? You do realize Danny Elfman is a part of Hollywood right? Do you have an actual SOURCE of the band members saying that was their intent?
@@josharoo22 You don’t have any source that they were serious, either. Take your own advice especially since you most likely simp for Trump and Jordan because they’re white and republican.
@@spirit4542 Same for Capitalism.
"I'm either fucking or working, so the grind don't stop"
-Big Sean
Classic from Des'ree:
"I don't want to see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast"
And watching the morning news
why the toast hate
I always want to eat toast when I hear it
"Someone should just do an end-all song about shit thats only shit references"
Anthony you just described like 6 different Eminem songs
Im a stan but yeah fuck these shit related rhyme
No he described Do Ya Thing
Shit references and gerbil up the ass references are the foundation to all Em songs.
@@ryleighrage how is he present in most people's top 10 then
Damn, Abba was really onto something in "Does your mother know"
Yup. I guess not every musician was a creep in the seventies.
Frida knows there’s something going on.
@@datchicray Well when women are writing the lyrics, they tend to be less creepy.
@@k-leb4671 Apparently it was written by Bjorn and Benny, though I guess when half the band is women it's at least not a boy's club of not understanding how sexual predation works.
I think this was an interesting song about groupies and underage fans and temptations on the road! But the song, also puts them on the defence that they dont want to take chances
Benny Mardones' 80's hit "Into the Night" is another one of those creepy songs. The first verse is about how he's in love with a 16 year old girl, and how it's the people telling him to leave her alone that are just fools who don't know what love is yet, not the underage girl his affection is targeted at.
I feel like people who write songs like this should have their computers confiscated by the FBI, it's gotta be probably cause, right?
Let's argue: Anthony's cover of "My Pal Foot Foot" by the Shaggs in the beginning of the video was arguably one of the better ones I've heard
A song called "shit" that has 3,000 bpm triplet rhymes about scatological insanity sounds interesting ngl
Sounds like goregrind
Anthony saying “poopoo doodoo caca” should become a meme
Anthony's idea about a be-all-end-all song filled with poop bars actually happened in Denmark. It's called 'Lortesangen' ('The Shit Song'), and it's by the rap group Malk De Koijn. And wouldn't you know it, poop bars since then haven't been very common in Danish hip hop.
Hopsin is just a real life version of OG Loc.
He really is.
he is going to kick a little something like this
that is _cold_
Hell yeah
LMAOOO
I'm sorry but the pregnant dragon reference made the lyric 10x funnier than if he'd said 'like getting pegged' or 'like girls in latex' or something, I can't hate it.
Re: the Jaden Smith one-- I dunno, that doesn't really seem all that sus to me. I mean, if you're gonna do a fetish simile, you've kinda gotta say something totally out there. Otherwise, if he just said something like "rap is just one of my fetishes, like... feet." people would just think he's genuinely into that
But the example he used seemed to specific to not be real. Theres an in between area he could have went to, like BDSM or something
Edit:especially since it was a freestyle.
@@Drogon7102 i think it's a generational thing, as a zoomer i instantly relate to the line and understand it to be a joke as dragon related fetishes are a huge meme
@@Drogon7102 Vore is a pretty common online fetish
@@Drogon7102 You either go specific and ridiculous or general and boring. I'd go with the first, personally.
Jaden is sus
Pitbull - "Me not working hard?
Yeah, right, picture that with a Kodak
Or better yet, go to Times Square
Take a picture of me with a Kodak
Took my life from negative to positive"