Can we take the time to appreciate how great of a leader that man is. The person to his left is obviously shy and yet he was still listened to intently and even celebrated and credited for his thought.
The real genius is limiting liquid volume to 3.4 fluid ounces because everyone outside of America looks at that and says "what the fuck is a fluid ounce?"
Yeah like taking a stuffed teddy bear from an autistic 20 year old who happens to be American? You say this kids a threat but say nothing to Muslims who refuse to take off their head scarf. Lol. I feel safer knowing that you are on the job. Lol
@@prosmokeprochokeantibroke : Sorry about your experience. We do undergo training to have better interaction with passengers. I hope you have had some positive experiences too.
@@yeshauditore2913 it’s OK not to like them but they have the right to their own religion not all Muslims are terrorists just a miss guided ones let’s not forget Malcolm X was a Muslim it was ignorant of the truth at first until he came upon Jerusalem and discover all kind of believers in our different creeds and race
78" veiny black COX glistening in the MOONLIGHT after exiting the BUTTTWHOLE of an old man who was the unwilling PARTICIPANT of some BUTTTWHOLE magic. Volleyball sized BALLZSAX with a 2" SHAFT, trying to enter the scene. "You're too short!" The 78" KOK shrugged. A Puerto Rican whipped out his WEENER on the school bus. 65" Diameter COK only 1" long. Bloody WEENER exits the BUTTTWHOLE of a Walmart employee's BUTTTWHOLE. BUTTTWHOLE DESTROYED. DEMOLISHED BUTTTWHOLE. BUTTTWHOLE WRECKED. Pieces of the bloody BUTTTWHOLE remains vacuumed up by a Honduran maid.
I wait for the comment saying: "As a terrorist I stand in awe at how accurately you describe our meetings. Does one of your writers have a part time job at the TSA???"
@Sakunta Dharma you do know it’s a joke comment right? Idk, I can’t tell if you’re playing along as a joke or if you actually think this random internet commenter is actually a CIA agent.
What makes this even more hilarious is that TSA misses most of the dangerous things that pass through their checkpoints... it is a massive expenditure for what is essentially the most elaborate show the world has ever seen
Lol I once got a zippo lighter through tsa but at the same time they confiscated my hair cream although the container had like 3 daps left in it since the container itself was larger than 3.4oz I still had to trash it, not like I cared since it was practically empty anyways.
@@slothlovechunk yes... yes it is indeed. I don't know how many people actually know how ineffective the TSA is though, they think it might be effective, just nowhere near as "impenetrable" as in this skit. In reality we would be just as safe without the TSA than we are with it, not to mention we'd save billions by doing away with it. So while the joke is that the TSA isn't as effective as the sketch jokes about, the amount of enjoyment is directly related to how much or little you know, thats why I said "what makes this even more hilarious"
@@bradd5651 lol yeah exactly machetes have been missed even it's depression to hear actually because even loaded guns have been missed, all sorts of knifes ranging from tiny to the machete I mentioned... I'd rather put the 8.9 billion in funding the TSA gets into NASA... course I'd like to take about 60 billion from our defense spending and give it to NASA too, but thats just me.
The way how the guy said “that’s a perfect plan how did it not work”made me dead cause the man looks so convince that his comrade brilliant plan would work 😂
Excellent sketch. Bravo. Reminds me a little of George Carlin's bit about airport security only providing the illusion of safety. That was prophetic 30 years ago.
@@dr.penguin9412 Not sure how it is in other cities but I live in a large one in Miami and while you have "car trap gates" there is only one armed guard (in FL EVERYONE is packing) and cars go through the exit and people can walk through the gates. Gives the great illusion of safety tho.
@@skyserf Rent is better here in Miami. However, with all of the people moving here from Cali and NY it's driving up the home prices and, by extension, the rent prices.
To be fair, the bottle size restrictions is because a bottle of a certain size (16 oz?)was placed right above the wing/fueltank on an aircraft and exploded midflight killing everyone in the 80s.Alot of the shit they restrict is because someone tried before.
@Miles Doyle You be wasting a lot of time writing about you're imaginary friend. Want to here about my imaginary friend Odin? Plenty of writings about him and his family. Guess he has to be real.
@@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 ive seen this copy pasted on many yt videos, usually ones that have a direct or even remote connection to religion or politics. im not sure wtf they think theyre accomplishing. seems like a pointless exercise but u know religious folk, they'll spam the village with nonsense if they think it'll fulfill their lunatic cause.
Reminds me of the brawl inside Sydney airport years ago with a group of bikies. They were bashing each other with metal poles used to hold up lane ropes - but thankfully we were all saved from 5 cm scissors and 100 ml bottles of water. Even the media had a field day pointing out how security took their time breaking up the brawl but have 5 guards patting down a elderly lady threatening them with a pair of nail clippers.
Omg! The accent, body language, the happy song shaking his body 😂😂😂😂😂 everyone on that sketch is so on point!!!! The location is the best of all 😂😂😂 with picture of the man who always hide inside the cave after bombing others! PERFECTO! 👌🏽
The toothpaste made me laugh, I actually had TSA confiscate a brand new tube of toothpaste one time, and my sister, cheapskate that she is, made them hold onto it so she could take it home after dropping me off.
So they were nice enough to hold onto it for your sister and even let her keep it?! Hard to believe since most people on here are making tsa out to be heartless useless assholes
"Khalid! Khalid! It's like you've been living...*looks around cave*…well here" XD
I cried from laughter
😂😂😂😂i legit lol!!!
Lmao
Yep, that is what we all saw.
Yes, we got it thanks :)
Can we take the time to appreciate how great of a leader that man is. The person to his left is obviously shy and yet he was still listened to intently and even celebrated and credited for his thought.
They seem like very excepting people that don’t hate anyone in particular
🤣
@@jonsnow8543 you know nothing Jon Snow
can someone explain the last scene with toothpaste? i dont get the jokes here on why they facepalm it
@@ulyssessait TSA banned full size tubes of toothpaste and allows only travel size tubes, trashing their plans. Again.
The real genius is limiting liquid volume to 3.4 fluid ounces because everyone outside of America looks at that and says "what the fuck is a fluid ounce?"
According to Google its 100ml and to Italians its just over 3 espressos
Like Americans have any idea what an ounce is, other than 1/12th of a bottle of beer.
@@heathwasson7811 you think amercians know what a fraction is? be more likely they'd say "I've got 2 shots worth of my beer left"
I'm American and even I don't know.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but Americans are aware of fluid ounces.
Wearing his turban like a pirate’s scarf is the hidden gem😂😂😂
nope they actually wear it like that. that excess part of the scarf is used to protect the face from sun or heavy wind.
Wearing turban like that is rare but it does exist in Afghanistan.
@@youssefwenzhou very rare
@@youssefwenzhouI have never seen anyone wear it like that. I’ve been to Saudi Arabia.
@@imnotmark3053 It's called Shemagh.
Every time i forget the regulations, i rewatch this masterpiece.
Underrated comment.🎉
Regulations. We don't need them. The government brought to us 9/11
“They act as if they are listless, overweight employees who don’t give a fuck” is a pretty hilarious jab
Real Muslims don't curse. It's haram.
@@piesho stay halal brother HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jab? That's a haymaker and a half.
@@orangesoda4535 what’s it a jab too if it’s america not really we gotta hear that shit everyday from weirdos
@@brianhenson70 Bruh, that sentence structure made about as much sense as the ending to GOT season 8.
As a TSA worker, I feel proud of how impressed these gentleman are with our operations.
Lols.
Oh my God I'm tired of keep moving, shoes off, follow the arrows in their brighten your day voice I'm like get a snickers lol
Yeah like taking a stuffed teddy bear from an autistic 20 year old who happens to be American? You say this kids a threat but say nothing to Muslims who refuse to take off their head scarf. Lol. I feel safer knowing that you are on the job. Lol
@@prosmokeprochokeantibroke : Sorry about your experience. We do undergo training to have better interaction with passengers. I hope you have had some positive experiences too.
@@aservant2287 : We take passenger safety as a top priority.
We also search all passengers without any discrimination.
its crazy how key literally has the face to play so many races and still looks right for the part
Yes except white and east asian 🤣
@@armanshams6704 he plays white in some sketches, it works
He looks like white black and indian at the same time
@@armanshams6704 Peele could play East Asian, though.
And the accent
"we can do damages incalculable" its the tone and accent that is hilarious to me. 😂
Bro is “t-t-the damage is incalculable”
he can be indian ,native,libyan,black ,latin.. just name it. he will fit any of characters. what a legend
White?
Libyan?
@@fahripmd1629 he's half white half black
He can easily passed as a tanned white guy
Libyan is black dummy
Racist comment
Even if they got past the TSA, they probably aren’t prepared for those two guys that are gonna “drax them slounts”
Incase any terries feelin froggy
Squee-squee!
🤣👏🏿😂
You guys are the best 👏🏿🤣😂
True
"it's like you've been living in a .... well here" lol
@Miles Doyle you are deluded my friend
@Miles Doyle why are you forcing your religion unto him
Cave 😂
I lost it🤣🤣🤣
@@yeshauditore2913 it’s OK not to like them but they have the right to their own religion not all Muslims are terrorists just a miss guided ones let’s not forget Malcolm X was a Muslim it was ignorant of the truth at first until he came upon Jerusalem and discover all kind of believers in our different creeds and race
“Planes will rain down from the skies onto the infedels”. Perfectly delivered lol
Lmfao that shit gets funnier Everytime I Hear it😂😂
then they danced and sang :D
Reminds me of the South Park episode lmao
Absolutely
🤣 lmao
Peele - "I don't want to be the bearer of bad news …."
some guy - "Then don't be".
Exactly my thoughts every time I take a plane. Glad someone made a skit out of it.
78" veiny black COX glistening in the MOONLIGHT after exiting the BUTTTWHOLE of an old man who was the unwilling PARTICIPANT of some BUTTTWHOLE magic. Volleyball sized BALLZSAX with a 2" SHAFT, trying to enter the scene. "You're too short!" The 78" KOK shrugged.
A Puerto Rican whipped out his WEENER on the school bus. 65" Diameter COK only 1" long. Bloody WEENER exits the BUTTTWHOLE of a Walmart employee's BUTTTWHOLE. BUTTTWHOLE DESTROYED. DEMOLISHED BUTTTWHOLE. BUTTTWHOLE WRECKED. Pieces of the bloody BUTTTWHOLE remains vacuumed up by a Honduran maid.
The only thing more terrifying than TSA is the IRS
Not even Joker would fight them
CIA?
@@lukedziuball2298 Nah, the IRS is built different
@Graf von Losinj so america works for swizerland?
Are yall children, the IRS is not inherently bad. You would be looking for CIA 😃
I wait for the comment saying: "As a terrorist I stand in awe at how accurately you describe our meetings. Does one of your writers have a part time job at the TSA???"
@Sakunta Dharma you do know it’s a joke comment right? Idk, I can’t tell if you’re playing along as a joke or if you actually think this random internet commenter is actually a CIA agent.
@@BlueTyphoon2017 yeah ,right.
wink wink ✨
@@BlueTyphoon2017 seems like you yourself have never heard of a joke because you don't know one when you see it.
ROFL!!!!!!!
😂😂😂😂
the way he says, "that don't give a FUCK.." really came from the heart haha
hell yea that stood out lol hahaha
double-edged comedy here: calling out terries and the reality of US government employees. ouch
Wasn’t acting anymore when he said that 😂
None of THESE guys even Muslim I bet..so chill...it's just comedy
@@brandonvasser5902 You can't be serious.. you can't be that stupid.. is just comedy Central joke... Dude..
Ahhh yes thank you for reuploading these decade old sketches, brings back some good memories
"Khaleel, it's like you've been living in a... here" LMAO
1:12 Dadada damage is INCALCULABLE
1:12 INCALCULELBLE
Inculcaculalble
"Planes will rain down from the sky!' Haha,wahelawahelalala alalala!"
Cue to the happy dance😄
The snakey dance move tho😂😂😂
I couldn't help but laugh when they said, "Curse the brilliant TSA"
After calling them anti-terrorist commando's, that curse just got me laughing.😂
Lies again? Ticket Master USD SGD
😂😂😂 the part where he has to interrupt the singing to break the bad news about the laptop idea is the best part
As a former TSA employee, I have a special appreciation for this skit
“Sneak in here for second?… I don’t want to be the bearer of bad news”
🤣
"Then don't be!"
"Well you are"
When he said I would never kid😂😂
When he said "then DON'T be!!", I died. 2:42
RIP
@@marcusmartin5758Thanks…
“Maybe you are…?” 😂
What makes this even more hilarious is that TSA misses most of the dangerous things that pass through their checkpoints... it is a massive expenditure for what is essentially the most elaborate show the world has ever seen
I think that's the joke.
Aye, us populas lost the right to efficiant air travel and alot of freedoms
Lol I once got a zippo lighter through tsa but at the same time they confiscated my hair cream although the container had like 3 daps left in it since the container itself was larger than 3.4oz I still had to trash it, not like I cared since it was practically empty anyways.
@@slothlovechunk yes... yes it is indeed. I don't know how many people actually know how ineffective the TSA is though, they think it might be effective, just nowhere near as "impenetrable" as in this skit. In reality we would be just as safe without the TSA than we are with it, not to mention we'd save billions by doing away with it. So while the joke is that the TSA isn't as effective as the sketch jokes about, the amount of enjoyment is directly related to how much or little you know, thats why I said "what makes this even more hilarious"
@@bradd5651 lol yeah exactly machetes have been missed even it's depression to hear actually because even loaded guns have been missed, all sorts of knifes ranging from tiny to the machete I mentioned... I'd rather put the 8.9 billion in funding the TSA gets into NASA... course I'd like to take about 60 billion from our defense spending and give it to NASA too, but thats just me.
the reaction of Key at laptop joke is priceless 😂😂😂😂
That “but when in re-a-li-ty” always cracks me up 😂
the way he delivered the lines 😂
Man this is perfect, the dialogue, the accents, the props, the location, even the jokes and puns are perfect.
The accents were horrible.
@@Sam-Ra That why they were perfect
@@WelcomeToTheRezvolution Nothing is perfect.
@@Sam-Ra perfect is perfect!
@@bo4Elite True, but it doesn't make it existent, so my point stands.
Keegan is the most racially ambiguous person ever.
Vin diesel, pete davidson
Eric Andre ??
@@okaywhatevernevermind he is clearly half black half jewish ala lenny kravitz
Keegan wins
The Rock, hello
"The damage is incalculable" xD i Lost it hahaha
The way how the guy said “that’s a perfect plan how did it not work”made me dead cause the man looks so convince that his comrade brilliant plan would work 😂
Boy Key and peele do master the art of satire don’t they. Sheer brilliance.
"what's going on over here? what's the situation over here?" lol the execution
Excellent sketch. Bravo.
Reminds me a little of George Carlin's bit about airport security only providing the illusion of safety. That was prophetic 30 years ago.
aye
Take it easy...ok don't let CNN get your Head is just a joke..and most Muslims are not bad people
"Exit Door Procedure at 30,000 Feet.. The Illusion of Safety"
- Tyler Durden
TSA, it's like living in a gated community in Florida.
This is so right.
The rent has to be better than southern CA.
How so? I genuinely want to know.
I’ve never lived in a gated community, let alone in one in Florida
@@dr.penguin9412 Not sure how it is in other cities but I live in a large one in Miami and while you have "car trap gates" there is only one armed guard (in FL EVERYONE is packing) and cars go through the exit and people can walk through the gates. Gives the great illusion of safety tho.
@@skyserf Rent is better here in Miami. However, with all of the people moving here from Cali and NY it's driving up the home prices and, by extension, the rent prices.
Jordans’ “kindly interrupting” is so insanely funny
2:28 the look 👀 on his face 😂
"I don't sant to be the barrier of bad news"
"Then don't be"
"But you are"
😂😂
the phrase is "bearer" of bad news...someone bringing bad news, not a barrier of bad news, which would be the opposite
@@racingsloth5770 This is probably the most professional grammatical correction I've seen from someone in the yt comments.
@@leizero This is probably the most professional gramatical observation I’ve seen from someone in the YT comments
3:41 "What's going on over here? What's the situation over here?" I lost it.
“I don’t want to be the bearer of bad news, Than don’t be!!!” 😂 🤣
Too freaking funny. When these dudes start dancing and chanting cause they thought they had TSA beat.....😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
I would not be able to hold it together when Jordan came in with that “Kaaliiiiiiiiif….”
The damage is INCCAACALCULABLUL!!
The face work of the guy in between key & peele is masterful
Yup. Glad you noticed.
Truth. Yup, let's give him a shout😅.
To be fair, the bottle size restrictions is because a bottle of a certain size (16 oz?)was placed right above the wing/fueltank on an aircraft and exploded midflight killing everyone in the 80s.Alot of the shit they restrict is because someone tried before.
can someone explain the last scene with toothpaste? i dont get the jokes here on why they facepalm it
@@ulyssessait TSA only allow travel size toothpast, thats why he said "They are in our heads" :D
@@kamhaq thanks mate 😅
That one is due to the bottle liquids plot in 2006
I think the point is it’s an arbitrary number. 3.5 vs 3.4, it’s just a number. Just say no liquids at all.
Its like you been living... well here.
I've seen this skit so many times and its always funny. Best one of Pele and key
@Miles Doyle
You be wasting a lot of time writing about you're imaginary friend. Want to here about my imaginary friend Odin? Plenty of writings about him and his family. Guess he has to be real.
@@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 ive seen this copy pasted on many yt videos, usually ones that have a direct or even remote connection to religion or politics. im not sure wtf they think theyre accomplishing. seems like a pointless exercise but u know religious folk, they'll spam the village with nonsense if they think it'll fulfill their lunatic cause.
@Miles Doyle Imagine being a living, biological spam bot
@@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 Why must you cause drama dude
@@TuneyDarko
Everyone needs something to do while emptying the bowels..
Key was fantastic in this skit. "You've got to be kidding me! Are you kidding me!?" 🤣
I had to go all the way another continent-- Comedy Central Africa-- for this gem.
Oh, for real 😂
Idk why I started dying laughing when peele started singing after there plan 🤣😭🤣🤣🤣
"Its like you've been living in a ...uhh here"😂🤣🤣🤣
It’s so true “ TSA ACTS LIKE THEY DONT GIVE A FUCK, but they do” 🤣 🤣 🤣
Reminds me of the brawl inside Sydney airport years ago with a group of bikies. They were bashing each other with metal poles used to hold up lane ropes - but thankfully we were all saved from 5 cm scissors and 100 ml bottles of water. Even the media had a field day pointing out how security took their time breaking up the brawl but have 5 guards patting down a elderly lady threatening them with a pair of nail clippers.
The vernacular just gets me good.
0:13 Peele hasn’t even said anything and I’m already laughing my ass off.
These guys are national treasures... dying
TSA is just the 1st line of defense. We have deployed Karens everywhere. Good Luck.
Yup, they're way scarier and more annoying 🤪.
Why are there are so many Key and peele videos I haven't watched? I thought I've watched all of them years ago! I'm amazed
Thank you for finally doing a documentary.
"Can I...I sneak in here for a second." IM DONE! LOL
“You know what, it’s like they in our heads” 🤣
Its so hard to believe that guy came up with masterpieces like "get out" and "us"😂
Lol, I work with TSA super agents all the time. This is f - in hilarious.
funniest thing about this, the thought of someone taking the TSA seriously
This is the genius of . . . Key and Peele!!! You know what, it's like they're in our heads.
This is nothing short of a stroke of genius!
really?
That's what she said.
The comedy of this sketch is INCALCULABLE
Omg! The accent, body language, the happy song shaking his body 😂😂😂😂😂 everyone on that sketch is so on point!!!! The location is the best of all 😂😂😂 with picture of the man who always hide inside the cave after bombing others! PERFECTO! 👌🏽
no doubt.... key and peele are master of disguise.....they fit in so perfectly like a natural
The toothpaste made me laugh, I actually had TSA confiscate a brand new tube of toothpaste one time, and my sister, cheapskate that she is, made them hold onto it so she could take it home after dropping me off.
How’d your sister get to the TSA screening point? Don’t you have to show a boarding pass before you get that far?
@@SonaTseri You're thinking of gate security.
So they were nice enough to hold onto it for your sister and even let her keep it?! Hard to believe since most people on here are making tsa out to be heartless useless assholes
Yeah they took my new tooth paste when i flew back from Alaska
next time squeeze out half of that tube, roll up the other half and they will allow it.
This how i feel bout the tsa too when im flying lol. So limited.
@Miles Doyle amen
@Miles Doyle i read that 🤪
This was one of the best skit’s I’ve seen in a very long while lol lmao.
There should have been an undercover tsa agent with them in costume taking notes lol
This is the most entartaining show I have ever watched in all my life, I thank you Key and Peele
Signed, Slappil
This was Keegan Michael Key's best performance ! "Are you kidding me, Parvez?" LMFAO
The last part " You know what its like they're in our head" 😆😆😆😆
"It's because you've been living in a ...well here..."
😂😂😂LMFAO
"I don't want to be the bearer of bad news..."
"THEN DON'T BE!"
😂🤣
"Khalid Khalid it's like you have been living in a 👀 here" 😂😂😂
Well how about 2 people carry 3.4 ounces each. Surely incalculable damage could be wreaked with 6.8 ounces of liquid :D
It could have been done with 7 ounces, but 6.8 won't do!
nono we need multiples of 3.5 , only that way incalculable damage could be wrecked
@@comicsandanimation5531 Darned the TSA. They have thought of everything 😤
the entire joke is that the rules would never stop anyone
@@comicsandanimation5531 The TSA can calculate too. They'll get suspicious if you use multiples of 3.5.
They needed to consider the liquaheed nitro-hajin.
@Miles Doyle tf
I got your “don’t mess with the Zohan” reference. Nice!
@@abhijithss8913 haha I'm Christian and all for testifying but that has got to be the longest YT post I've seen in 16 years.
Awesome sauce. I used to work for TSA. These guys are 100% on point 👌 🤣
THIS IS FIN GENIUSES! PART 2 PLEASEEEEEEEE!!!😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Whenever we are in the TSA line, I lean over to my wife and say, “An elite force of anti-terrorist commandos!”
Fun Fact. The TSA has NEVER stopped an attack according to the FBI
Funner Fact: No attacks have been attempted because terrorists don't want to wait in security for that long.
Of course not. That's not their job.
This is genius. They all played their parts, even those who didn't speak.
"You know, it's like they're in our heads..." 😂😂😂😂
The old Will Rogers line is still true: “It’s easy being a comedian. You’ve got the whole government working for you.”
They should put this skit on the plane movie catalog 😂😂
Next time I see a veteran I will call him a fake! TSA are the real heroes! In fact, I will say superheroes!
Well after their (customery) grand defeat in the 20years long war against some rabble militia, they're no different from each other.
It's like you've been living in the--- here.
Brilliant!
Thought I was the only one who got that line 😂
@@muneeryaqub Theres literally no way you COULDNT get that line..
You sef dey here
@@aanuoluwasoetan20 hehehe
LOL. Still so funny. Brilliant stuff. The acting and delivery is flawless.
"Do you know how much havoc we could wreak with 3.5 ounces of liquid?" 🤣
Pure Genius!!!!!
I'm dyin' from beginning to end!!!
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"*sighhh* Yknow what, it's like they're in our heads."
Killed me
To be honest. This skit was/is so damn clever 😆
They didn’t even check my bag last time I went😂😂
The damage is incalculable - 🤣🤣🤣
The way the man said "laptop" is just so underrated. 🤣