Key & Peele - Black Ice

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  • Members of a local news team are at odds over warning viewers about the threat that ""black ice"" poses to their safety this winter.
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  • @ComedyCentral
    @ComedyCentral  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2970

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    • @calvinjohnson1372
      @calvinjohnson1372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah

    • @mafty_x
      @mafty_x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why now?

    • @crowns9966
      @crowns9966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You should have done this a long time ago, but who cares I'm in, I love Key and Peele

    • @risbroman1
      @risbroman1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@calvinjohnson1372 your gay

    • @calvinjohnson1372
      @calvinjohnson1372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@risbroman1 your daddy lesbian

  • @stxlaxPP
    @stxlaxPP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13669

    “That sounds EXACTLY like something black ice would do” lol his delivery was perfect

    • @bobsondugnutt7526
      @bobsondugnutt7526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      lol yeah the confident vacant smile afterward was great too

    • @ok-nz7mt
      @ok-nz7mt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Blac kice

    • @playerswhelm
      @playerswhelm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      His smile and demeanor

    • @bigperm2276
      @bigperm2276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Starts it with an OUCH

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😄

  • @moonshane.
    @moonshane. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16157

    As an asian I'm kinda glad they didn't bother to mention about them yellow snow

    • @somkeshav4143
      @somkeshav4143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2359

      Talk about piss-poor conditions lol

    • @Blackwind_Legacy
      @Blackwind_Legacy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      These comments deserve more likes.

    • @vinnyvidivici
      @vinnyvidivici 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      Don’t eat the yellow snow.

    • @ericktellez7632
      @ericktellez7632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Or Brown Ice or a Caravan of Snow heading into the southern border...

    • @AyberkYaman
      @AyberkYaman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@vinnyvidivici niceee witcher

  • @rathergenericproductions2123
    @rathergenericproductions2123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24142

    "Practically robbed me of my balance." EXPERT WRITING

    • @TheTastyMarmot
      @TheTastyMarmot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      I didn’t catch this the first couple times I watched it and as soon as I caught on I went to look for a comment on it lol

    • @correctthatfilthygrammar
      @correctthatfilthygrammar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I agree. That was perfect.

    • @creativestudio5761
      @creativestudio5761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      For people that didn't understand, she meant that she almost slipped when she stepped on ice and lost "balance"

    • @raulh5457
      @raulh5457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@creativestudio5761 who doesn't understand it wtf, this comment made me think there was a deeper meaning but no

    • @creativestudio5761
      @creativestudio5761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@raulh5457 Honestly, I didn't understand it the first few times. When I did realize it, I just wrote this comment if someone else also didn't understand. And no, there is no deeper meaning. It's key and peele

  • @almightysaber5426
    @almightysaber5426 ปีที่แล้ว +7255

    The black ice cube animation always gets me 😂😂

    • @drick2480
      @drick2480 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      The best part lol

    • @circleinforthecube5170
      @circleinforthecube5170 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      i like to think the graphic is what started it, they already knew something was up but the graphic confirmed it

    • @indisummers4385
      @indisummers4385 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I saved it 😂

    • @MeteorTesh
      @MeteorTesh 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I had it as my whatsapp pic for a while years ago 😂

    • @Mayhap34
      @Mayhap34 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      the gold tooth LOL

  • @lucymachin6697
    @lucymachin6697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12333

    Most unrealistic part of this is how fast everyone responds to each other.

    • @TsdsxSansTSSunStone
      @TsdsxSansTSSunStone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Lol true

    • @danialadam8695
      @danialadam8695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@pressureworks u clearly missed the joke man dont ruin it

    • @timax4114
      @timax4114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@pressureworks you did miss a joke

    • @Phoenix6942-7
      @Phoenix6942-7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@timax4114 oh, damn it. I wanted to see what they said

    • @timax4114
      @timax4114 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Phoenix6942-7 sorry, i can't remember

  • @iinferno2010
    @iinferno2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3709

    The part that always gets me is Peele trying his best not to say black ice and instead says "hazardous driving conditions" - gets me every time. LOVE IT

    • @AlphaRie0
      @AlphaRie0 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@YaksenPushMongowho hurt you?

    • @Dextline
      @Dextline 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      They talked like this on Danish radio and I had one of those moments where I just laughed to myself for no apparent reason to the colleagues beside me.

    • @Fifsom
      @Fifsom 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      now i know who peele is and who key is.

  • @internetdinosaur8810
    @internetdinosaur8810 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43153

    I lost my crap when I saw the Black Ice logo.

    • @toowiefop3937
      @toowiefop3937 8 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      me to lmao

    • @107043
      @107043 7 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Internet Dinosaur me too

    • @akumoth8357
      @akumoth8357 7 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      did you find it

    • @cnj96
      @cnj96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +559

      did you lost it or the black ice logo stole it?

    • @derangedtoast4954
      @derangedtoast4954 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      lol

  • @ezergill1094
    @ezergill1094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3716

    It’s a tradition to come back & watch this every year when the weather gets rough

    • @PDXadrenaline
      @PDXadrenaline ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hahaha we're snowed in portland

    • @indisummers4385
      @indisummers4385 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same!

    • @smoothlyrough512
      @smoothlyrough512 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      When the black ice unexpectedly shows up?

    • @surginichi7522
      @surginichi7522 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      We just had highway signs in NY to beware of black ice. 😂

    • @acevvvedo
      @acevvvedo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Any time I see “black ice” mentioned in the news, I come find this.

  • @appledinger1121
    @appledinger1121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12082

    "Practically robbed me out of my balance"
    That's smart

    • @abdulmuqsit7568
      @abdulmuqsit7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      I just now understood it in the context of her slipping

    • @alfisyahr
      @alfisyahr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Can also means balance as in her atm balance

    • @catinthehat5140
      @catinthehat5140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Took me years to figure that out

    • @real_lampcap
      @real_lampcap 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ikr that was an amazing line

    • @SpicyTake
      @SpicyTake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It took me 8 years to get that joke xD

  • @priMa.Customs
    @priMa.Customs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14934

    “Walking away from an ATM and black ice Robbed me of my balance”
    😂😂

    • @mustofaakmal7493
      @mustofaakmal7493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +638

      Ouch! Thats sounds exactly something black ice would do!

    • @chunkychuck
      @chunkychuck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      She said "ATM machine" >.

    • @hello54541
      @hello54541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      We all seen the video, we heard what she said, dont be begging for likes now

    • @omniminokyo2
      @omniminokyo2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ρɾιMα• balance as in foothold or account balance

    • @danieltaylor1145
      @danieltaylor1145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wanna kms noe

  • @da_pikmin_coder8367
    @da_pikmin_coder8367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16433

    "Black Ice didn't ask to be there, it's a product of its environment"
    I like how that one is literally, scientifically true.

    • @TostaStrudel
      @TostaStrudel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Literally or literally

    • @TostaStrudel
      @TostaStrudel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Because I literally have to literally know

    • @teru797
      @teru797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +632

      Despite the fact that Black Ice only represents 13% of the total ice on the road, it is responsible for nearly 50% of the total car accident deaths. This is why we worry more about black ice than white snow.

    • @oiseowemiaghomon7181
      @oiseowemiaghomon7181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +491

      @@teru797 true, but you gotta consider the fact that white ice problems are under reported, especially when it comes to minor infractions (violent crime).

    • @huso5591
      @huso5591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@oiseowemiaghomon7181 you mean violent effects on traffic and the people’s daily lives?

  • @typical-g6w
    @typical-g6w 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1219

    Love how Peele uses the phrase "Hazardous Driving Condition" in order to avoid conflict

  • @voidsnakes281
    @voidsnakes281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3611

    That woman reporter’s smile makes this amazing

  • @tjl2836
    @tjl2836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3963

    "I was at the ATM when black ice robbed me of *my balance* "

    • @astein1187
      @astein1187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      That part was the best joke ever heard.

    • @Hatemx1
      @Hatemx1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Oooooooh that's a good one.

    • @hidajetsejdic4270
      @hidajetsejdic4270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No subtext what so ever...

    • @user-nq8ku3gb1z
      @user-nq8ku3gb1z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's a bar

    • @icemanjr.5819
      @icemanjr.5819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Was "balance" a pun and was also meaning her bank balance?

  • @brycewoodford7174
    @brycewoodford7174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4889

    I lost it at “oppressive white snow”

    • @coastthemost2971
      @coastthemost2971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      His delivery on that was perfect 😂

    • @derrickcox4233
      @derrickcox4233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      or...Snow White?

    • @StreetHierarchy
      @StreetHierarchy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      "...making it hard for ALL people...to advance!" 😂😂😂 the way he says it is so accurate!

    • @mrb2643
      @mrb2643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I want to have a White Wedding, few weeks after Black Friday, perhaps a white Christmas yeah marry the Black sheep of the family...

    • @dirsta7
      @dirsta7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You got the name of my old supervisor at a cable company

  • @ADBProductions_
    @ADBProductions_ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +680

    2:49 I just realized this is a play on the Malcolm X quote "We didn't land on Plymouth rock, Plymouth rock landed on us" these writers are geniuses

    • @gujwdhufjijjpo9740
      @gujwdhufjijjpo9740 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Pretty sure that’s a Cole Porter quote from the 1930s.

    • @fivl_official
      @fivl_official 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@gujwdhufjijjpo9740 Pretty sure it's Methodman from the movie How High

    • @TheTenthClass
      @TheTenthClass 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@gujwdhufjijjpo9740”instead of landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock would land on them”

    • @RebelPride1993
      @RebelPride1993 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@TheTenthClass Anything goes!

  • @Shadow-minion
    @Shadow-minion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8598

    First time me seeing key and peele on the same side.😂😂

    • @lemon93
      @lemon93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Dem terries

    • @Jakez1lla-_-
      @Jakez1lla-_- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same

    • @wayne9005
      @wayne9005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      The one where they say biiiiiiitch alot

    • @Jakez1lla-_-
      @Jakez1lla-_- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Master of code 101 yeah

    • @cheaptrail9941
      @cheaptrail9941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well, I think you should dig more of their video.

  • @abrahamhagos7714
    @abrahamhagos7714 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2206

    Thank you very much..............................................BROTHER DARREN

    • @nyakorkojok9617
      @nyakorkojok9617 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      malcom x reference..

    • @DreyContre
      @DreyContre 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dw i gotchu

    • @JackDManheim
      @JackDManheim 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fieldy HD,
      No. You have to use funny quotes.
      And it's closer to 2k

    • @n0where189
      @n0where189 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fieldy HD well you're close. You have 500 times less than your goal.

  • @jhhwild
    @jhhwild 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32231

    I think the correct terminology is ice of color.

    • @JohnnyElRed
      @JohnnyElRed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1025

      It wasn't African-american ice?

    • @jhhwild
      @jhhwild 5 ปีที่แล้ว +849

      @@JohnnyElRed Ice of color is more inclusive to dark ice of various shades.

    • @jhhwild
      @jhhwild 5 ปีที่แล้ว +400

      @@TheGourdKing I dare not say the I-word.

    • @jhhwild
      @jhhwild 5 ปีที่แล้ว +385

      @@openaardvark419 I think it's "icers" and it's their word! Only ice of color can use it. Or at least don't say it with the hard "er", say it like "ica please".

    • @memeokere5278
      @memeokere5278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Genius

  • @Leftyice
    @Leftyice 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

    “Perfectly safe neighborhood can be suddenly terrorized by the appearance of black ice” almost made me legit choke 😂😂😂

  • @AvatarCritic
    @AvatarCritic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2678

    The female reporter looks like she could be the daughter of Ben and Leslie from Parks and Rec

    • @tenmangaming
      @tenmangaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Omg

    • @NotShiv
      @NotShiv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Literally had the same thought and checked to see if someone commented it yet

    • @debicadude
      @debicadude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      oh sweet Jesus, thats on point

    • @marcocarretero4190
      @marcocarretero4190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh damn! You right!

    • @ArkarNaron
      @ArkarNaron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And with the personality of Jeremey Jamm

  • @danieljuncos244
    @danieljuncos244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4389

    “... robbed me of my balance.” Just got that. Hilarious.

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      jajja didn't get it at first its has double meaning she could be talking about her standing balance or atm balance that's hilarious

    • @eyedontbowlempress7643
      @eyedontbowlempress7643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmmfao

    • @ricque2331
      @ricque2331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I just caught that after watching this skit countless amount of times

    • @balafama2120
      @balafama2120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      just caught it now .lmao

    • @williambernardbrown
      @williambernardbrown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That sound just like something black ice would do because you didn't give black ice it's #REPARATIONS

  • @mpho438
    @mpho438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1170

    "Last night i was in a perfectly safe neighborhood, walking away from an ATM, when black ice snuck up on me , and practically robbed me of my balance" . As an African guy , I laughed so hard at this. I have enjoyed key and Peele over the years, much love from South Africa.

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      @NazriB 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

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    • @MrOpen2012
      @MrOpen2012 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      As a North Korean guy, I laughed so hard at this.

    • @Scoopalook
      @Scoopalook 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      As a white woman, i cried

    • @hilariohernandez
      @hilariohernandez 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Why mention a perfectly safe neighborhood?
      😂

  • @mikey2time484
    @mikey2time484 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Literally just watched a news cast that was talking about deadly, dangerous black ice and I had to come here and rewatch. This skit is comedy gold and all the parallels from ice to people is just too real. 👌

  • @Idkjustyet
    @Idkjustyet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4702

    “Well thank u very much, brother Darren” 😂

    • @SavageKE
      @SavageKE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Dat part had me dying 😷😆

    • @IsaBella-on6lx
      @IsaBella-on6lx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Amen!

    • @melanisetommasi1983
      @melanisetommasi1983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just as I'm reading your comment it's being said this is happened to me way too many time 😂😂😂

    • @melanisetommasi1983
      @melanisetommasi1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tyronetj8213 💀

    • @israeldelarosa5461
      @israeldelarosa5461 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michaeldoran4367 Fuck you for making us endure that

  • @jamal153
    @jamal153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5477

    That atm joke has got to be one of the best jokes of all time

    • @teru797
      @teru797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Despite the fact that Black Ice only represents 13% of the total ice on the road, it is responsible for nearly 50% of the total car accident deaths. This is why we worry more about black ice than white snow.

    • @Kyle_Schaff
      @Kyle_Schaff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@teru797
      Oh boy. The blur between totally memeing around in your reply and being a 13/50 dude is too much for me to tell which side you’re falling on

    • @teru797
      @teru797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Kyle_Schaff You say that as if 13/50 has no truth to it. It's not exactly 50, more so 40 something but do you think all groups do things at equal rates?

    • @Kyle_Schaff
      @Kyle_Schaff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@teru797
      Sorry, should have been more clear. A “13/50 dude” isn’t someone who acknowledges that statistic. It’s someone who makes wild extrapolations from that number, doesn’t care about anything that may have influenced that number, doesn’t care about what that number influences from there, doesn’t want to talk about solutions or hasn’t cared to think about it, and generally just says it because they want to sound like they’re only coming from an innocent place of cold, hard facts when they really just want to say that they don’t like black people. Basically, someone who just says 13/50 and that’s the end of it. I hope I’m making sense

    • @teru797
      @teru797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Kyle_Schaff Oh yes thank you for thinking to clarify. I certainly believe there is a combination of factors that lead to the disproportionate homicide rate. Some people just see it and get irrationally angry.

  • @lukago677
    @lukago677 9 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    omg, the black ice stole my balance...damn these writers are good lol

    • @kobron1559
      @kobron1559 9 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Robbed me of my balance** get it right lol

    • @Th3EpicGamer
      @Th3EpicGamer 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      TRUMP 2016

    • @crystal2862
      @crystal2862 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Lu Kago I thought it would say "virginity".

    • @nawarmehjabin5533
      @nawarmehjabin5533 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Lu Kago i dont get it...wha?

    • @Bibliofish
      @Bibliofish 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Madame Dubois It's a pun based on balance as in her ATM balance ('robbed' me of my balance) and literal balance (slipping)

  • @jeriwilliams5131
    @jeriwilliams5131 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    "Black ice didn't land on the road, the road landed on black ice!!" DONE!!!!! 😂😂😂

    • @ThabaniTBowseHadebe0909
      @ThabaniTBowseHadebe0909 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Preach 🙌

    • @loadapish
      @loadapish 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Doesnt make sense and not funny but ok

    • @jeriwilliams5131
      @jeriwilliams5131 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Sorry @loadapish, you obviously don't get the reference

    • @raginbakin1430
      @raginbakin1430 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@loadapishit’s a reference to a malcolm X quote…

    • @WithoutliesShlimShlamdie-rc9ry
      @WithoutliesShlimShlamdie-rc9ry 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Not really, it was more like black ice captured black ice, and traded it to white ice for commodities. White ice couldn't even enter Africa because of local diseases. So white ice only came to the coast to trade. Whatever went on inside Africa was the doing of other black ice.

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4304

    The Black Ice Cube with a red hat and a gold tooth with an evil smile was it for me, absolutely hilarious!!!

    • @Scratchingforcash
      @Scratchingforcash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Killjoy Kahuna yes it was, I laughed out loud!! I take it you’re looking for a reason to call me a racist? Well, you’re not gonna find that here bud. I absolutely LOVE all colors, races, genders, flavors. You name it, I love it!!!

    • @jeromesavagescorpionking6520
      @jeromesavagescorpionking6520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I said the same thing 😅they crazy

    • @xinyster18
      @xinyster18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣😂 same

    • @gravethebeyond
      @gravethebeyond 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too. ^_^

    • @dallaswood4117
      @dallaswood4117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep so funny that’s whAt set the weatherman and field reporter off lol

  • @chrisneal3954
    @chrisneal3954 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5003

    "black ice didn't land on the road, the road landed on black ice"
    DEAD

    • @ImAFatNerd90
      @ImAFatNerd90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      chris nel AAAAAAAAAAMEN!!!!

    • @VantasticJackson
      @VantasticJackson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      HAAALELUUUUUUYAAAAAA

    • @alvarohernandez2764
      @alvarohernandez2764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Didn't even get that part..

    • @mindslayer1404
      @mindslayer1404 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Malcolm X, bruh. "We didn't land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on us."

    • @MentalStillness
      @MentalStillness 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      chris nel Lol

  • @jaboonewman1333
    @jaboonewman1333 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2610

    "Well thank you very much, BROTHER Darren" This fucking killed me😂😂

    • @check5000
      @check5000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jaboo Newman it was on after he said that

    • @markhill8817
      @markhill8817 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Not to mention black ice sounds a bit like black guys

    • @bobbydrake5937
      @bobbydrake5937 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jaboo Newman Bro I cried 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @loudring6247
      @loudring6247 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yo I'm weak 🤣

  • @HDA_III
    @HDA_III 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4226

    “Brother Darren” killed me 😂

    • @florinangelo6851
      @florinangelo6851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I was wanting to wrote that one

    • @tell-it7649
      @tell-it7649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Loooooolz 😭😭😭

    • @APTos45
      @APTos45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Straight up kilt me. 😂😂

    • @LukeTheGhostKiller
      @LukeTheGhostKiller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ohhhh _HA LEH LOOOOOO YUH!!!!_

    • @Dennis213100
      @Dennis213100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How can you possibly think that is more funny than the black ice thug picture.

  • @HockeyPwnsBaseball
    @HockeyPwnsBaseball 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3422

    "The city is being controlled by lots of oppressive _white snow_, making it hard for _all_ people to advance!" - Fucking genius. Of all the great K&P sketches, this is one of my favorites.

    • @QDUB26
      @QDUB26 8 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Yes that joke and the clever word play when she says she was at the ATM and was robbed of her balance by black ice are absolute genius lol

    • @salmansengul
      @salmansengul 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      black ice ruined my life!

    • @nuux1560
      @nuux1560 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Those words in italics, would have been better in *bold* for emphasis in my opinion.

    • @sickwitit1835
      @sickwitit1835 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I died when I heard "Robbed of my balance" lmao jesus

    • @Spongedani16
      @Spongedani16 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HockeyPwnsBaseball It was beautiful😂

  • @AGElite87
    @AGElite87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    That blonde woman perfectly played her role genius writing!

    • @yomammasboo713
      @yomammasboo713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She had a legendary scene with Keegan back in the old school MadTV days.

    • @xavierblanc5670
      @xavierblanc5670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Genius acting*, then.
      And I do agree, the duo acting as anchors are doing great.

    • @AdaPoop
      @AdaPoop 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Arden Myrin. She was on MadTV too.

  • @originalunoriginal4055
    @originalunoriginal4055 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +171

    I love how Isaac the 'Weatherman' and Darren the Field Reporter from Channel Seventeen banded together and didn't need to discuss anything amongs themselves.
    And somehow through the use of their telepathic powers, they both made an agreement to represent and stick up for "Black Ice" 😄😄😄

    • @user-pi1lb4tf2f
      @user-pi1lb4tf2f 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      well they got the shining you know

  • @hanschristiananderson1
    @hanschristiananderson1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4185

    "And as you can see right nOW, the city is being controlled by lots of *oppressive* _white_ snow"

    • @feuerwehrff
      @feuerwehrff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I lost it there :D

    • @macgyverade
      @macgyverade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The way he cracked his voice 😂😂😂

    • @kristinesmart24
      @kristinesmart24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's really good

    • @jaz9677
      @jaz9677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I mean he’s not wrong haha 😂

    • @tylertrii9865
      @tylertrii9865 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Minnie no he is pretty wrong😂

  • @brieannaspears3416
    @brieannaspears3416 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1653

    " black ice snuck up on me and pratically robbed me of my balance " 😂😂😂

    • @seph9980
      @seph9980 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's triple times funnier when you've studied accountancy.

    • @abuzzedwhaler7949
      @abuzzedwhaler7949 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YOU ALSO WATCHED THE VIDEO?!

    • @TheNewTomboy
      @TheNewTomboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At the atm machine 😂

    • @soko9984
      @soko9984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That picture of the ice cube with backwards hat and gold tooth, then the shot of the weather guy like “ what the fuck” had my ass rolling 😂💀

    • @RatedSupreme
      @RatedSupreme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ouch that’ sounds exactly like something black ice would do 😂

  • @hex3845
    @hex3845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7687

    2020: Racial tension explodes
    You tube: It's time, let's recommend this.

    • @thecamp2000
      @thecamp2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      youtube does have a feeling for irony. but good for me, I didn't know them befor

    • @anonymouse6890
      @anonymouse6890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      in TH-cam those are bots and AI algorithms that give you recommendation based on your internet history on youtube. You rarely ever have contact with an actual human employee, as most of their employees are now internet based and even 100% automated. The load of customer bullshet especially in this third-world country, already tipped over.
      Now everyone non-black is against white, me included. Fuck the racist ones. BUT STIL There are many lovely and extremlely adorable "white" southern women in the US that are genuinely compassionate and empathetic with black . Some even consider certain immigrants(asian types) as superior and beautifully exotic/ cool (think greater persia/s. asia)compared to herself(she describes herself as a hopeless trashy meth addict who even gets turned down by drug dealers"
      basically moral of the story is we are all indivualds, and each and eeryone one of us is going to live and die ALONE. Yes ALONE, Imagine yourself in a far country away from parents with almost zero cultural experience or knowledge. If even in a prominent clan of India like sushant singh rajpu.
      NRIs,foreigners, are the most civlized group in Manipal. They should be treated with utmost respects so they can share the lovely hospitality of the space X crew around and outside the space apparatus

    • @projectxii9020
      @projectxii9020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Black ice matters

    • @Nothingfoo90z
      @Nothingfoo90z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I actually searched for this

    • @lukewalker3965
      @lukewalker3965 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hex can we not freaking talk abt this crap rn

  • @rileyfoster4794
    @rileyfoster4794 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I lkust fell on black ice and even before the pain set in this sketch hit my mind

    • @shadefalcon8237
      @shadefalcon8237 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same, it robbed me of my balance and Immediately had to watch this again 😂.

    • @KyleGD
      @KyleGD 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ohho

  • @dwightemorgan4367
    @dwightemorgan4367 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3090

    " black ice didn't land on the road, the road landed on black ice !!! ".

    • @AMAZINSNYM
      @AMAZINSNYM 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Dwight D Facilitator. Wooooo amen!

    • @tsoliot5913
      @tsoliot5913 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      yes that was said

    • @daday8735
      @daday8735 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dwight D Facilitator. Whooooo AMEN

    • @River2384
      @River2384 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I read your comment right as the guy was saying it! Awesome!!

    • @Colinmchapman
      @Colinmchapman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      D Facilitator weird! So did I!!!

  • @fernandorodriguez876
    @fernandorodriguez876 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2366

    the black ice logo killed me

    • @raffycaparas353
      @raffycaparas353 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hahahaha

    • @SLPpanthers42
      @SLPpanthers42 9 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Then it stole your wallet lmao

    • @cnj96
      @cnj96 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      and then it takes your bike

    • @cnj96
      @cnj96 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      and also your balance

    • @brikimbran
      @brikimbran 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😅😅😅😅

  • @somu.22
    @somu.22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2331

    When he said "well, thank you very much, Brother *DARREN* 😂

    • @HamboneyGamezYT
      @HamboneyGamezYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Did you notice the eye twitch from peele

    • @tamla9875
      @tamla9875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What does that mean? I still dnt understand that part

    • @trippy8644
      @trippy8644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@tamla9875 some male african american people call their male friends that are also african american "brother" then their name.

    • @tamla9875
      @tamla9875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@trippy8644 yea wt abt Darren?

    • @trippy8644
      @trippy8644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tamla9875 That was the reporters name…

  • @randomguy2809
    @randomguy2809 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The black ice animation with a gold tooth 😂

  • @matte3348
    @matte3348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1686

    “That sounds exactly like something black ice would do”😂😂

    • @Frankybroadcast
      @Frankybroadcast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My favorite line. I lost it there. 🤣😂

    • @EgoX369
      @EgoX369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would've been so shook bruh 💀 Tf u mean by that

    • @leobrad2199
      @leobrad2199 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa

  • @Ladykyra101
    @Ladykyra101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1900

    "Thank you very much, Brotha Daren." 😂😂😂

    • @rolandixor
      @rolandixor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      THE FACE!!!

    • @DaVontae12T
      @DaVontae12T 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      In fact blk ice didn't ask to come here, it's a product of its environment..
      WhoOoooOOOOOOO HALLELUJAH 😂😂😂💯💯✊

    • @elsalvaje6209
      @elsalvaje6209 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like how the women on TH-cam comment the shit that's actually funny and important but everybody else (don't know if they are man or woman) just comment on irrelevant parts.

    • @jimothyjimothy1
      @jimothyjimothy1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@elsalvaje6209 Women be commenting some stupid shit too. Gender probably doesn't play a big role in TH-cam comments

    • @John-kf7lh
      @John-kf7lh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you very much BRUVA, Daren💀😂😂😂😂

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1940

    "Last night, I was in a perfectly safe neighborhood, walking away from an ATM machine, when black ice just snuck up on me, and practically ROBBED ME OF MY BALANCE!"

    • @dieseldown
      @dieseldown 8 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      That sounds exactly what black ice would do!

    • @anynamewilldo7776
      @anynamewilldo7776 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      +Shawn E That part killed me. Puns and racism, wow.

    • @MPdaGOAT
      @MPdaGOAT 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Montesama314 Thank you we understand spoken english

    • @westbrick690
      @westbrick690 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ohh I get it

    • @cnj96
      @cnj96 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +DerpyNub FTW what is it? like balance as in balance that make her fall and balance as in money stored in banks?

  • @micahisonYT
    @micahisonYT ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That thumbs up the reporter gives is timed fantastically

  • @JasonYoast
    @JasonYoast 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2451

    This is genius writing ...

    • @RisingPurpose9941
      @RisingPurpose9941 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This message is the message people should be open to hearing ..this was excellently done. This is some intense spiritual knowledge right here #woke #awaken

    • @SideEffectsmusic
      @SideEffectsmusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Meh lol.

    • @sal9801
      @sal9801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nicolette Graham just enjoy he vid don’t say woke

    • @chukkie_chukkie
      @chukkie_chukkie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes is good funny time in the stomach.

    • @chukkie_chukkie
      @chukkie_chukkie 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@The_Jim I had written a letter of approval to their agent. Now im just gunna burn it.

  • @furiousstyles23
    @furiousstyles23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    "Thank-you very much, BROTHA DARREN"

  • @interferon4800
    @interferon4800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2391

    I'm not prejudiced. I hate all colors of ice on the road equally.

    • @yayaraft
      @yayaraft 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You...I wanna marry you

    • @ashdrinkall3024
      @ashdrinkall3024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amen

    • @NathanCAY1010
      @NathanCAY1010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😭

    • @PikaPunch44
      @PikaPunch44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So u like yellow snow huh?

    • @GellertTV
      @GellertTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Brazul Blint Yeah like you :D

  • @Drekal684
    @Drekal684 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    What's especially funny is that the reason black ice is dangerous is specifically because it's actually a coating of (clear) glaze ice on a typically black surface. Thus it's harder to see than white ice, and has a smoother surface. That's what makes it seem slippier than white ice - it's the combination of those two factors. There is no chemical difference between black ice and white ice.
    So that's yet another layer to the joke that everyone can read into however they want.

  • @Thephysiqueconsultants
    @Thephysiqueconsultants 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2852

    I was in a perfectly safe neighborhood . Minding my business leaving an atm when black ice snuck up and nearly robbed me ...of my balance

    • @RudeAdmin
      @RudeAdmin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      bernard graham
      Now I get it

    • @cherish3125
      @cherish3125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bernard graham 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Gorbgorbenson
      @Gorbgorbenson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Atm machine.*

    • @lightsab4675
      @lightsab4675 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +Gorb Gorbinson Automated Teller Machine machine?

    • @polay1073
      @polay1073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oh shit balance...... as in like gymnastics and as in money🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @anakmalaysiasatubangsa1846
    @anakmalaysiasatubangsa1846 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1441

    Robbed me off my balance... Too good

    • @demonvictim
      @demonvictim 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The more you read that joke the funnier it gets especially after the atm comment

    • @thinblacknoodles
      @thinblacknoodles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😫🤣🤣

    • @tvjjerome
      @tvjjerome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sonny J didn’t even realize haha

    • @iamhexoronii
      @iamhexoronii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It suppose to be a double meaning right ? Like balance “fall “ and balance “ account balance from the atm” ? Lmao

  • @ChubbsRN
    @ChubbsRN 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7568

    "oppressive white snow" ROFL

    • @Sultan-yy7si
      @Sultan-yy7si 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ''oppressive jhon snow''

    • @abuzzedwhaler7949
      @abuzzedwhaler7949 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YOU ALSO WATCHED THE VIDEO?!

    • @feedmeimhungry7543
      @feedmeimhungry7543 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Mayer Yedid fuck the white snow

    • @jackpharrell9740
      @jackpharrell9740 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mayer Yedid my like just you you to 3k

    • @2gunsalute
      @2gunsalute 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mayer Yedid I'm not racist......but wth why black people I mean, white aren't bad, but black ice? Put orange people next time!

  • @alphapapahern
    @alphapapahern 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Love her smile ... it adds to the part

  • @elunorepuestos9419
    @elunorepuestos9419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4109

    As a Latino I feel so relieved that they didn't talk about brown ice.

    • @hendryang5890
      @hendryang5890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      stop giving them idea lol

    • @residentidiot9694
      @residentidiot9694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Or yellow ice....Asian......pee.....🤔💀🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿👀👀👀

    • @KronStaro
      @KronStaro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      "brown rice"

    • @KronStaro
      @KronStaro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@residentidiot9694 yellow rice

    • @gazpachopolice7211
      @gazpachopolice7211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ugh. No thanks for giving me the idea that Brown ice may just be a euphemism for frozen poop.

  • @dorkmax7073
    @dorkmax7073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    I love the sudden solidarity with his black coworker with that "Brother Darren"

  • @Mike-mc3ty
    @Mike-mc3ty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17999

    Imagine someone completely unfamiliar with American racial problems watching this

    • @TeamTops
      @TeamTops 5 ปีที่แล้ว +941

      me.. It was so... weird

    • @RJ-ll6gl
      @RJ-ll6gl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Mike meee!

    • @petersmith9254
      @petersmith9254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Mike bkack get blame for everything in other countries too

    • @carrotcake6572
      @carrotcake6572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      Pjiggy they have a general idea, but the joke isn’t really that funny unless you have a total understanding of the cultural context. It’s hard for foreigners to really get it, and vice versa

    • @Pjiggy
      @Pjiggy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@carrotcake6572 There are always specific nuances but certain things are universal.

  • @justinwalker5742
    @justinwalker5742 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Robbed me of my.....balance.
    Amazing.

  • @RJCHOICE
    @RJCHOICE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1190

    the double entendre of "Black Ice spoken fast sounds like "Black Guys", and the ATM "Robbed me of my Balance" word play is top notch writing on display.

    • @cdavid2200
      @cdavid2200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Oh my god I didn't even understand the robbed me of my balance, that's so good

    • @YaNoAwantoMas
      @YaNoAwantoMas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Is it just me or are black ice a little slow to get jokes?

    • @RJCHOICE
      @RJCHOICE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@YaNoAwantoMas
      Just the corny ones

    • @thedunyadoneya2628
      @thedunyadoneya2628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Black ice is a product of it's environment"
      "Black ice didn't land on the road, the road landed on black ice"
      There's clever wordplay through this skit, some people are just slow though.

    • @zachstorm97
      @zachstorm97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The city is being controlled by lots of oppressive white snow sounds like a gentrification issue

  • @Plee92
    @Plee92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7323

    Black ice isn't even black. Its transparent. The damn black road is black lol

    • @dgray7537
      @dgray7537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      The same reason; blackmail, black list, blackballed, blackjacked, and blackface all start with black. No one knows.

    • @nate8854
      @nate8854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      @@dgray7537 Well the word black has a historically negative connotation

    • @scdipper8649
      @scdipper8649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      ​@@nate8854 actually blackmail comes from medieval times when essentially free-lance horse-back jousters would put up their chainmail (typically black in color) as their entrance fee for a tournament, where the winner would often resell the chainmail he'd just won to the loser at a higher price.

    • @nate8854
      @nate8854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@scdipper8649 That sounds like something black people would do

    • @petertaylor4980
      @petertaylor4980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@scdipper8649, that's a terrible folk etymology. Not only is it factually inaccurate (chain mail is steel, so if well maintained it's light gray), but gambling and extortion are two very different things. The "mail" of blackmail is actually a middle English word meaning tribute.

  • @LevCallahan
    @LevCallahan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1082

    In case anyone's wondering: Black ice (also known as "clear ice") is a thin coating of ice that's transparent, known for the danger it causes from being invisible, as opposed to opaque snow. It's known as "black" since roads can be seen through, making it appear black in color.

    • @kryse4806
      @kryse4806 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      we have a captain here

    • @1nkatha
      @1nkatha 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +No Body where I come from it's an alcoholic beverage.

    • @kurikuraconkuritas
      @kurikuraconkuritas 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I actually didn't know that.

    • @neilbaptist6962
      @neilbaptist6962 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      * You're
      I'm sorry...Feel bad doing it after you were so informative...

    • @kryse4806
      @kryse4806 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Neil Baptist we have a grammer nazi here (I know, the spelling was intended)

  • @johnnymccraze
    @johnnymccraze 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I love that they included the detail of the time on the clock in the lower left corner actually increases as the skit goes on.

  • @arukakirigiri5055
    @arukakirigiri5055 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3843

    0:44 dat black ice logo killed me.

    • @kokujin
      @kokujin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmfao sad. Hilarity. America smh

    • @f.b.evince7508
      @f.b.evince7508 8 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      thank u very much ..brother Darren

    • @normandyangel
      @normandyangel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      yeah it had a backwards cap on.😀😂😂 #blackiceisthuglife

    • @jaceenthorpe5014
      @jaceenthorpe5014 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aruka Kirigiri that shit the geek 😂

    • @fernandorodriguez876
      @fernandorodriguez876 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aruka Kirigiri i said it first asswipe

  • @GooniesNeverSayDie1980
    @GooniesNeverSayDie1980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2366

    “White Snow creates Black Ice....”
    “Black Ice is a product of White Snow....”

    • @ooze1982
      @ooze1982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I can make that white snow into yellow snow 😋

    • @garretttaylor4560
      @garretttaylor4560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      IoTheKingOfGames LMAO

    • @krrrruptidsoless
      @krrrruptidsoless 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't tell them.
      It's all they have is to say black ice was the first ice on the planet
      If they heard white snow was first......🤷
      They wouldn't know whether to grab a shovel or a bag of calcium chloride....which is white and is almost the best black ice melter if mixed with beet juice

    • @williambernardbrown
      @williambernardbrown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      White snow was given to poor communities by the government to make the black ice seem more dangerous than where the white snow lives

    • @ExtraterrestrialAI
      @ExtraterrestrialAI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🤣 yall taking this wayyy to serious! Are we even stil talking about the weather?!

  • @EvsPersonal
    @EvsPersonal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1385

    "Last night I was in a perfectly safe neighborhood walking away from an ATM machine when black ice just snuck up on me and practically robbed me of my balance."
    Whoever made up that line is a fucking geniusss. the double meaning works so well.
    Who caught the last balance part too?
    balance = money
    balance = stabilization

    • @Xialoh
      @Xialoh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      lmao, I only caught it after reading the line again there.

    • @kingdohe
      @kingdohe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IT DOES!

    • @juancalzada2703
      @juancalzada2703 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @W0TAN
      @W0TAN 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Evs And the obvious "black ice" sounding like "black guys"

    • @NotMe47294
      @NotMe47294 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Evs no shit Sherlock.

  • @j-dawg4774
    @j-dawg4774 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    2:21 Nobody else gonna talk about how this dude blinks nonstop?

  • @prettysmart9025
    @prettysmart9025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1903

    Black ice didn’t land on the road, the road landed on black ice 😂 😂

  • @jmbmntis
    @jmbmntis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    that ending 10/10

  • @TardRepellent
    @TardRepellent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13412

    I love how they cast the perfect white people for these roles

    • @cossackhistorian7425
      @cossackhistorian7425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Perfect because they’re fellow white people

    • @GorramT
      @GorramT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +409

      The girl was with them on madtv

    • @dadong8010
      @dadong8010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Thats normal white people what are you talking about 😂😂😂

    • @jakedizzle
      @jakedizzle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jimothy Snooker I think the girl is on SNL now.

    • @vthyaga
      @vthyaga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Just the name Marcy Whitchurch is *chefs kiss*

  • @kianodoganofficial
    @kianodoganofficial ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I want to have a "Black ice cube" t-shirt so much but the world is not ready 😄

  • @NickAntonyan
    @NickAntonyan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14355

    Isn't it nice when people can have a sense of humor instead of being offended by everything! Haha Love Key & Peele!

    • @NellieKAdaba
      @NellieKAdaba 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I agree

    • @darthreaper6311
      @darthreaper6311 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Nick Antonyan It is very nice

    • @dragonsin349
      @dragonsin349 7 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      Go tell that to blacklivesmatter and the feminists.

    • @ElectronicsForFun
      @ElectronicsForFun 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      this aired just before the political/racial division got to be as strong as it is now.

    • @freeziboi3249
      @freeziboi3249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Electronics For Fun This was back when people could say offensive jokes and wouldnt be castrated for it.

  • @abdirahmaanahmed8685
    @abdirahmaanahmed8685 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3353

    thanks brother Daren
    😅😅😅

  • @rukawa23gold
    @rukawa23gold 5 ปีที่แล้ว +881

    The Malcom X speech. "We didn't land on Plymouth Rock. The Plymouth rock landed on us." Damn, so well integrated into this skit!!!!!!

    • @asenseofaisha_
      @asenseofaisha_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Too true lmaooo

    • @rukawa23gold
      @rukawa23gold 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@asenseofaisha_ 👍

    • @Pfyzer
      @Pfyzer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice catch

    • @justinf8167
      @justinf8167 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are sharp as a tac...bro

    • @John6-40
      @John6-40 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Malcolm X was a racist.

  • @nomenestomen3452
    @nomenestomen3452 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    The ending was the black icing on the cake. 😂

  • @Cheers.-
    @Cheers.- 9 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    "Black ice just snuck up on me and practically robbed. Me. Of. My. Balance."
    I'm dying :'))

    • @kobron1559
      @kobron1559 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She was going overboard for sure lol and she emphasized for a reason

    • @Cheers.-
      @Cheers.- 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Would you like fries with your prejudices? :)

    • @maximillhunter7635
      @maximillhunter7635 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Channie's 여자친구 ♥ if you think about it, black ice will sneak up on you and steal your balance when your walking but that's not a problem, all she needed to do is go to foot locker and get some cooler new balance. problem solved.

    • @Cheers.-
      @Cheers.- 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** whaaat omg this is the most beautiful misunderstanding of a joke ever.

    • @sumptingfrickedd
      @sumptingfrickedd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Cheers! 나는 너의 여자친구 ♥ Just damn classic! Made me fell off my chair, LOL!

  • @ColdBloodedProd
    @ColdBloodedProd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1102

    “Robbed me of my balance” lmao too good

  • @SseriousGgamer3
    @SseriousGgamer3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    Those news anchors are actually really good actors 😂

    • @starlifter_vignt9264
      @starlifter_vignt9264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yea I feel like they had a harder time “acting” like they were racist than Key and Peele did. Mostly because Key and Peele are already used to being racially criticized. And the white reporters aren’t.

    • @BOOFY8691
      @BOOFY8691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@starlifter_vignt9264 Why did you write "acting" sarcastically? They were literally acting, and are in fact most likely not racist.

    • @kushlungs3367
      @kushlungs3367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BOOFY8691 Shut up, Kid.

    • @harassedcrab6924
      @harassedcrab6924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@kushlungs3367 bitch stfu, the fact that ur callin him a kid prolly means ur a kid who just felt like they had to say somethin. Like what the hell all the person said was that the actors aren’t racist, u blind or just a dumbass?

    • @davidstephens820
      @davidstephens820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The lady on the left just played in a netflix series I watched. I knew she was from somewhere and then I remembered

  • @calcariachimera
    @calcariachimera 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    perfect timing, robbed me of my ....balance

  • @foxcraze1360
    @foxcraze1360 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2862

    Imagine if this was a real news

    • @DylanC333
      @DylanC333 8 ปีที่แล้ว +391

      Ever heard of Fox News?

    • @JohnWilkinsonTesla
      @JohnWilkinsonTesla 8 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      It practically is.

    • @Itsgdunk
      @Itsgdunk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @hansolodolo92
      @hansolodolo92 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      have you watch the news?

    • @knight4linux
      @knight4linux 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Life with Visidd black ice would be killing black ice probably

  • @darkcoffeebean7299
    @darkcoffeebean7299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    “Last night, I was in a perfectly safe neighborhood, walking away from an atm machine, when black ice just snuck up on me and practically robbed me of my balance.” LMFAO

    • @knews1555
      @knews1555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dark Coffee Bean lol

    • @Kiing_g
      @Kiing_g 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      “that’s sounds exactly like something black ice would do”

    • @odgarig8601
      @odgarig8601 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kiing_g *that

  • @nooobiechild
    @nooobiechild 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    3:00
    That escalated way too quickly

    • @paytonwilcox8558
      @paytonwilcox8558 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Key and Peele should’ve been like
      OH THATS IT WE QUIT WERE NOT BEING EMPLOYEES FOR RACIST NEWS REPORTERS

  • @Skoora
    @Skoora ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Chapelle gets all the legend status (and he is awesome) but I think Key and Peele created one of the funniest Sketch shows of all time. The variety in it is fantastic and it’s very rewatchable. I would say it’s actually more consistent than Chapelle show. Plus some of the sketches just crushed in production value.

    • @gadget00
      @gadget00 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      the show has lasted a lot more also; enough time to hone and perfect their material I guess. many of their sketches are absolute classics at this point (like this one LOL)

    • @taothekoraenchanter1503
      @taothekoraenchanter1503 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Both shows were funny but key and peele had more variety and lasted much longer

  • @CalvinGeorgeSisyphus
    @CalvinGeorgeSisyphus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7369

    Key and Peele are intellectual trolls.

  • @aj123456789101000
    @aj123456789101000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Key's "Oooh Halleluuujaaahhh" always kills me.

  • @Rome21618
    @Rome21618 7 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "If that black ice didn't land on the road, the road landed on black ice!!!". When you run out of things to say, but still wanna preach🙌🏿

    • @itsShiftless
      @itsShiftless 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      zig-zag no there's a meaning to that. It makes sense. (Even though it's false)

    • @carpvirunga1382
      @carpvirunga1382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude it's a reference to Malcolm X. "We didn't land on plymouth rock, plymouth rock was landed on us"

    • @nitishdhawan3651
      @nitishdhawan3651 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The meaning is that black people did not come to USA with their own wish, they were captured and brought on ships to USA from Africa.

    • @the_infinexos
      @the_infinexos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah it also makes sense, like the person above me just said, plus ice was in America before it was even colonized so technically they did have to clear out black ice to construct roads since making things took a while back then

  • @alnandlagunday7670
    @alnandlagunday7670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    i like how they can sneak in controversial topics with simple ideas

  • @sidkonnar5130
    @sidkonnar5130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1777

    This sketch hits a lot different now.

  • @davidscott3528
    @davidscott3528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    “Black Ice never asked to be here”

    • @john-mi1ud
      @john-mi1ud 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      thank you brother David !))))))))))

    • @mateusz5872
      @mateusz5872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      they should blame white snow for it, black ice's brothers that stayed in africa are surely living better life

    • @triproad386
      @triproad386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mateusz5872 with the help of we Chinese people, the africans' living is surely better and better.

    • @nahomtilahun4383
      @nahomtilahun4383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mateusz IF you guys didn’t come and made everything shity Africa could have way beter than you imagin!! Fact!!

    • @davidscott3528
      @davidscott3528 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nahom Tilahun lmao I’m sorry my parents are Russian!

  • @mysticskillz3880
    @mysticskillz3880 6 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    Salt trucks or assault trucks?

  • @FerunaLutelou
    @FerunaLutelou 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I think the fact that black ice sounds kinda similar to black guys is THE best part of this sketch.

    • @NickBurns-ey6od
      @NickBurns-ey6od 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      That's the joke

    • @FerunaLutelou
      @FerunaLutelou 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@NickBurns-ey6od yeah, I know. Just pointing out how something so simple IMO is the best part of the whole sketch despite the more clever double speak and wordplay that occurs occasionally throughout the sketch.

  • @pastorjimmyrlee
    @pastorjimmyrlee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    “Robbed me of my balance”!! So funny but then mind blown realizing not only the wordplay on “robbed” but also on “balance” (she was at an ATM/bank balance)! GENIUS!!

    • @LegendInThaMakin
      @LegendInThaMakin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Duh.

    • @pastorjimmyrlee
      @pastorjimmyrlee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@LegendInThaMakin Ah, the friendly, respectful, witty banter of the internet strikes again. 👍🏼

    • @RetroVzqz9313
      @RetroVzqz9313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Congrats, here 🍪

    • @pastorjimmyrlee
      @pastorjimmyrlee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RetroVzqz9313 oh dang my favorite!

    • @BE4STINESS
      @BE4STINESS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The whole sketch is a worldplay, saying "black ice" quickly makes it sound like "black guys".

  • @carineviva1852
    @carineviva1852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    OPRESSIVE WHITE SNOW LMFAO I CAAAAAAN'T 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wittafa
    @wittafa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    Wtf the black ice had his hat to the back with a gold tooth 😂😂😂😂

    • @beasty1725
      @beasty1725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      wittafa and the graffiti writing had me dead 😂

  • @ScottMansfield
    @ScottMansfield 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    "Brother Darren" got me

  • @Alex261979
    @Alex261979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    Black Ice is a popular car air freshener

    • @mAKtre47
      @mAKtre47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ya black ice is always in peoples cars

    • @kamariz3153
      @kamariz3153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yo! Stop! Lol!😂🤣👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lean back in them cars lol 🤣🤣

    • @joewellindowd5664
      @joewellindowd5664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mAKtre47 are you and Alejandro a comedic team? You’re good

    • @ethanjones1521
      @ethanjones1521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which is really ironic when you think about it 😂

  • @jordeecakes
    @jordeecakes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Brotha Darren 😂😂😂

    • @davidking6242
      @davidking6242 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +jordeecakes jay made me choke when he said that hahahaha

    • @HUSTLER-AT-HEART
      @HUSTLER-AT-HEART 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @stunseed7927
      @stunseed7927 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HUSTLER-AT-HEART 😂

  • @hatimzeineddine8723
    @hatimzeineddine8723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    I love the last line, it really helps make the sketch a 10/10

    • @BigstickNick
      @BigstickNick 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s a family guy approach..dance around it obviously enough, then eventually just say it.

  • @marcelfigueroa2449
    @marcelfigueroa2449 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “The black ice didn’t land on the road, the road landed on black ice”