Mexican Standoff (ft. Key & Peele)

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  • Check out our new series, Anime Crimes Division! • Anime Crimes Division:...
    Two cops get more than they bargained for when they face down a ruthless criminal...
    Special thanks to Key & Peele for appearing in our video! Freddie will be in their Halloween episode on October 30th at 10:30 PST
    Music by John Robert Matz ( johnrobertmatz.com )
    Sound by Kevin Senzaki
    VFX by Arnold Aldridge and Tanner Merrill
    Camera by Ben M. Waller
    Cast:
    Agent - Keegan-Michael Key
    Cortez - Jordan Peele
    Asian - Freddie Wong
    Cop - Brian Firenzi
    Cop - Alec Owen
    Police Photographer - Lauren Haroutunian
    Hacker - Arnold Aldridge
    Sniper - Jamie Lukaszewski
    Wife - Ellary Porterfield
    Kidnapper: Jake Andrews
    Dead Body - Danny Vink
    Written By: Matthew Arnold, Will Campos, Brian Firenzi
    More awesome videos at RocketJump.com!
    For licensing and usage inquiries please email licensing@rocketjump.com

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  • @goofistmcnutty3280
    @goofistmcnutty3280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7557

    "All drugs were consumed in the making of this video".

    • @JaysonT1
      @JaysonT1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      For you, all drugs were consumed in the watching of this video.

    • @tsugikuniyorichii7771
      @tsugikuniyorichii7771 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      We were high thus whole timr

    • @spawnpoint111
      @spawnpoint111 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No drugs or explicit material was NOT consumed or shown in this video.

    • @Someone56-w9j
      @Someone56-w9j 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      sss

  • @TheDerpyDog
    @TheDerpyDog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41571

    The snipers got confused, gave up and went home

    • @nnll9243
      @nnll9243 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1374

      nah one of the snipers shot the gun at the end

    • @animecat2345
      @animecat2345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      Go home go to bed 😂👌

    • @voidnovum7796
      @voidnovum7796 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      1000th like

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 6 ปีที่แล้ว +695

      “Hey other sniper guy”
      “Yeah?”
      “What are those idiots doing?”
      “Beats me”
      “I’ve gotta pick up my kid from soccer practice in 5 minutes”
      “Yeah sure go ahead”

    • @edwardzero9275
      @edwardzero9275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      Sniper 1: should we just leave because i am confused as fuck
      Sniper 2: yeah this isn’t in our contract let’s just leave and pretend we were there the entire time
      Sniper 1: well i am going to get some blueberry pie, you?
      Sniper 2: i will join you on that offer
      *they both leave*

  • @arrowb.8438
    @arrowb.8438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21064

    meanwhile the snipers are just watching this like "what the actual hell"

    • @honoratojr.palmero4108
      @honoratojr.palmero4108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +947

      And the drone and the hacker

    • @last808
      @last808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +651

      All the others were hired mercenaries. They bailed once their employers were dead.

    • @thedunyadoneya2628
      @thedunyadoneya2628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      "Did you just get here son!?! I had a sniper on your sniper, because I knew you knew I knew all along, all along... ALL ALONG"

    • @BakedBanana
      @BakedBanana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      (Arrow B.) I never really noticed that and I’ve watched this many times since it first came out.

    • @rlacksgh9673
      @rlacksgh9673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Plot twist: Snipers were raspberry pies.

  • @jackstone9569
    @jackstone9569 ปีที่แล้ว +12473

    I like how Freddie and Peele are fooled by each other's disguises despite the fact that they're disguised as each other

    • @anonimanonim2710
      @anonimanonim2710 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      My god! I didn't even think of that till you pointed it out! Wtf s wrong with me?

    • @Blate1
      @Blate1 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      Peele was a sleeper agent though. so he only thought he was fooling freddie. and Freddie was able to fool Peele with the disguise because Peele didn't remember who he was until he was woken up from being a sleeper agent

    • @jonswliu6650
      @jonswliu6650 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@Blate1 still don’t make sense tho cause Freddie is Peele and Peele is Freddie. The awakened Peele is Freddie. So Peele in Freddie’s disguise awakened Freddie in Peele’s disguise. Freddie in Peele’s disguise now either believes Peele in Freddie’s disguise is a evil double or Peele (but he didn’t point out that he is faking) so it just doesn’t make sense either way. Plus the background story doesn’t work neither since we can’t pin down anyone’s identity. Freddie in Peele’s disguise says he’s inviestigsting Peele in Freddie’s disguise his corruption. So is Freddie investigating himself? If not, he must’ve known that was Peele. But why would he investigate Peele, supposedly Freddie’s subordinates judging from Key’s and their reaction? It’s stupid fun I think. Also it just doesn’t make sense for them to dress as each other honestly😂😂

    • @omegaoverl0ad
      @omegaoverl0ad ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@jonswliu6650 You just wrinkled my brain…

    • @kylemackellar9209
      @kylemackellar9209 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@omegaoverl0ad that just means he's a few streets ahead of us

  • @babyyogurt3655
    @babyyogurt3655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18555

    "They had us in the first 22 halves, not gonna pie"

  • @moramocha612
    @moramocha612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5130

    "he killed himself and then put the gun over there..."

    • @yarelaguer2340
      @yarelaguer2340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Mora Mocha omg i just realized this lmfao

    • @cyca8115
      @cyca8115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ahahah

    • @FlipperBird504
      @FlipperBird504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂💀

    • @thebigm9931
      @thebigm9931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know lmfao

    • @victory7302
      @victory7302 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      All my subscribers are in gulag such a stupid troll you had to comment twice

  • @terrelljcampbell
    @terrelljcampbell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4554

    “He killed himself, then moved the gun to look like it shot the pie”…

    • @ujjwal2473
      @ujjwal2473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      lol

    • @TheHysteriaMan
      @TheHysteriaMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      I can't tell if that was a good or bad assumption considering that they are in Wizard City.

    • @WaterKingCrocodoan
      @WaterKingCrocodoan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@TheHysteriaMan well I mean he is the “expert” of crime scenes 🤣

    • @Pacific-qu7en
      @Pacific-qu7en 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@WaterKingCrocodoan 😂

    • @brokenendereye7152
      @brokenendereye7152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      just realised lmao

  • @kanefbo
    @kanefbo ปีที่แล้ว +1661

    4:33 i love how he says he killed himself THEN he put the gun over there.

    • @Erikanimations
      @Erikanimations ปีที่แล้ว +79

      to make it look like the gun killed the pie^^

    • @zacharyarchbold4097
      @zacharyarchbold4097 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      @@ErikanimationsJust another wild night in Wizard City

    • @corinthiansdaniels3728
      @corinthiansdaniels3728 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@Erikanimations wait so is the gun dead?

    • @Rilex037
      @Rilex037 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@corinthiansdaniels3728 yes, gun was wounded

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's just what it's like in Wizard City, man, I don't know what to tell you.

  • @raptin1595
    @raptin1595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18781

    When everyone has ten reverse uno cards

    • @jencgold
      @jencgold 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Raptin 159 🤣🤓🤓

    • @skarmale170
      @skarmale170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      😀😁😂😂😁😀 Draw 4
      Right now!!!!!

    • @christophertrujillo2344
      @christophertrujillo2344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I got to give you your 666 like :)

    • @HelmsL0L
      @HelmsL0L 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      U gotta choose. How u play them 😂

    • @danol9032
      @danol9032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Im gonna change it to 1k

  • @utkarshpant5297
    @utkarshpant5297 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11511

    Director: Write a story with aleast 100 plot twists.
    Writer:

    • @elnys9141
      @elnys9141 6 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      Writer : Hold my fucking barrel of beer, i'm coming for your sorry ass

    • @jaxrjai
      @jaxrjai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      So Shamalyan?

    • @urekmazino106
      @urekmazino106 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Say no more

    • @davidlukac8666
      @davidlukac8666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      So that means we are going to have a real mexican standoff with a bunch of blueberry pei twists.

    • @TheVloggerFromMinnesota
      @TheVloggerFromMinnesota 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Plot twist: There is no plot twist...

  • @Netherwolf6100
    @Netherwolf6100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55368

    This is like an elementary school fight where the kids keep making up powers to beat the other kids and it devolves into chaos

    • @parrishharris3008
      @parrishharris3008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1544

      Your absolutely right

    • @SwordsmanMercenary
      @SwordsmanMercenary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +534

      Too true

    • @lenglain
      @lenglain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +368

      Underrated Comment

    • @mrdragonbornelderscrollsfa9262
      @mrdragonbornelderscrollsfa9262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      @@lenglain underrated this comment has 101 likes. also, this comment was made 2 weeks ago.

    • @lenglain
      @lenglain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@mrdragonbornelderscrollsfa9262 Not enough

  • @TheArtisticGamer7
    @TheArtisticGamer7 ปีที่แล้ว +4139

    Nearly Ten years have passed and this Skit is still single handedly one of the BEST most CLEVER bits ive ever seen

    • @SingleMomFunAndTravel
      @SingleMomFunAndTravel ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i honestly thought that too.

    • @Pouncer_Fox
      @Pouncer_Fox ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The comedic timing is superb too.

    • @jal.ajeera
      @jal.ajeera ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's good, but see the skit Alternatino. That's probably the most clever skit written.

    • @davidwestbrook6169
      @davidwestbrook6169 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So many of their skits are great, but NOTHING can come close to the K&P Family Matters skit....

    • @1234wowww
      @1234wowww 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yup I'm back for more

  • @jeffwilson2665
    @jeffwilson2665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6746

    "BS! That Marriage is rock solid!"

    • @TheGermanRaiderz
      @TheGermanRaiderz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      best line

    • @Sohjaboy
      @Sohjaboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Tell that to my parents 🥴

    • @SteventheOrigin
      @SteventheOrigin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@DanteCavendish *fist bumps you* _boom_

    • @ForeverLoneJay
      @ForeverLoneJay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lies I’ve been Hitting that Thang for 6 months

    • @ifabianxd1338
      @ifabianxd1338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ForeverLoneJay Hahahah look at you! Thinking you banged Hackers lady? It was a actress! *Fist bump myself boom!*

  • @thecoconutfromthetf2files
    @thecoconutfromthetf2files 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15708

    Teacher: the test isn't that confusing
    The test:

  • @thedreamer4222
    @thedreamer4222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3762

    "killed himself... then he put the gun..." damn what a fucking genius

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How does that even work if you kill yourself first then move the gun??? 🧐🤨

    • @roberth4395
      @roberth4395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      If Kurt Cobain could do it, so can this gentleman.

    • @wedmunds
      @wedmunds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He could have fatally wounded himself but did not instantly kill himself.

    • @michele_
      @michele_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Scum Bagge ?

    • @HandledToaster2
      @HandledToaster2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Scum Bagge dude it genius script there's literally like nothing more smarter that they can do.

  • @premiumheadpats4150
    @premiumheadpats4150 ปีที่แล้ว +3681

    "You were a gun for a second" always makes it tough for me to breathe. 🤣

    • @rodduke2040
      @rodduke2040 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bro can you explain that part of the joke?

    • @yezzerexyziruis210
      @yezzerexyziruis210 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@rodduke2040 He was a gun for a second.

    • @bustinarant
      @bustinarant ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ​@@yezzerexyziruis210He is a human. being :(

    • @premiumheadpats4150
      @premiumheadpats4150 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rodduke2040 Keegan turned into a gun for a second.

    • @jairosolano1132
      @jairosolano1132 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rodduke2040 what is there to explain?

  • @ssr5204
    @ssr5204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3768

    The sniper just there like: WHAT THE...

    • @Wanttofanta
      @Wanttofanta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      Haha. The rest of the sketch makes you forget there's still 2 snipers and a hacker out there watching this and a kidnapped wife lmao

    • @adolfodef
      @adolfodef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Wanttofanta Do not forget about the one that took out the wife, he/she/they/it/~wrhl◙ has a backstory, motives & plot_twist.

    • @asaprutvz
      @asaprutvz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      There’s actually three snipers

    • @KaityKat117
      @KaityKat117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@asaprutvz You mean the sniper who i hypnotized to forget how to use a gun?

    • @mr_tater96_xd
      @mr_tater96_xd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      your username is Chrollo and your pic is Kurapika lol

  • @donald5548
    @donald5548 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14819

    Director: Give me a crazy plot twist.
    Writer: What kind of plot twist?
    Director: Yes

    • @shawnkatary7609
      @shawnkatary7609 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Aero Mach 🤣🤣🤣

    • @djzanderoni6095
      @djzanderoni6095 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Plot twist ception

    • @tonynguyen5795
      @tonynguyen5795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Aero Mach 😂😂

    • @deft4184
      @deft4184 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You sir/ma’am, you have made my day.

    • @off6006
      @off6006 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      r/inclusiveor

  • @zachfirestormyt1721
    @zachfirestormyt1721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2468

    “Because I’m hungry for a slice... of BLUEBERRY PIE”
    *American Flashbacks*

    • @markusstark983
      @markusstark983 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dylan Gorham tud
      Jfgfhhcd)sjeefapsg0₩ygdhfgggnvbcmvmjkhobmhjkkloo h

    • @King_Lancelot
      @King_Lancelot 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "You are a sleeper agent?!"

    • @nemou4985
      @nemou4985 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      American Pie Flashbacks

  • @J3rr1ch0
    @J3rr1ch0 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    “Let’s just take a moment to figure out who’s double crossing themselves while dressed as each other” hahaha gets me every time

  • @georgeyiannakis2906
    @georgeyiannakis2906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3665

    4:00 I can’t believe they missed the opportunity to call the gun a “Son of a gun”

    • @jjmah7
      @jjmah7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      George Yiannakis actually, calling him a son of a bitch instead is *WHY* it’s funny

    • @tenla2482
      @tenla2482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jjmah7 ưeqwio

    • @georgeyiannakis2906
      @georgeyiannakis2906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jjmah7 and why is that?

    • @jjmah7
      @jjmah7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      George Yiannakis because it’s ironic now. He’s saying the opposite of what was ‘expected’. We all thought he’d say that but he didn’t!

    • @georgeyiannakis2906
      @georgeyiannakis2906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jjmah7 that is not the meaning of irony

  • @othmanechenguiti8119
    @othmanechenguiti8119 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24205

    This video is beyond human comprehension itself.

    • @saipanmoments3368
      @saipanmoments3368 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The Metal Worm q

    • @KICKASSoBASSIST
      @KICKASSoBASSIST 6 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      Only superior intellectuals can grasp the meaning that this video left behind

    • @KryptonKr
      @KryptonKr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Metal Worm woah

    • @_viper_6489
      @_viper_6489 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Metal Worm

    • @unseenroad3458
      @unseenroad3458 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Guys keep the number to current year

  • @xinquiote9572
    @xinquiote9572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12582

    How many plot twist do you want?
    *YES.*

    • @miliardov5558
      @miliardov5558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Wow that's so funny

    • @ultimatehope549
      @ultimatehope549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      When Shyamalan gets high as a kite and wasted at the same time

    • @DA-wv7dn
      @DA-wv7dn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    • @dongadson1099
      @dongadson1099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Keep 'em coming.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Directed by M. Night Shamayalan.

  • @aryamangandhi1105
    @aryamangandhi1105 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +153

    Christopher Nolan's been real quite since this dropped...

    • @a_weasley
      @a_weasley 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      lol

  • @galaxyofreesesking2124
    @galaxyofreesesking2124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5086

    i'm sorry i just can't get over "he killed himself..." "... _and then_ he put the gun over there"

    • @ambitional
      @ambitional 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      GalaxyOfReeses KIng LMAOOO

    • @iantoja
      @iantoja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GalaxyOfReeses KIng is it just that what you can’t get? 😂

    • @galaxyofreesesking2124
      @galaxyofreesesking2124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iantoja what

    • @iantoja
      @iantoja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GalaxyOfReeses KIng I meant jokingly that actually nothing in the video makes sense lol

    • @galaxyofreesesking2124
      @galaxyofreesesking2124 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iantoja fair enough... i asked "what" because it didn't sound like what u said made sense

  • @connoryaps
    @connoryaps 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6988

    4 years later and people are just finding out about this art piece...

  • @xavierslagel2374
    @xavierslagel2374 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1688

    The sniper dots disappeared, and I'm pretty sure it's because everyone else is so confused they just walked away, probably to eat some blueberry pie

    • @bradleyzintkalaluta2633
      @bradleyzintkalaluta2633 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You got 343 likes. 343 you did it! Congratulations. I love you!

    • @bradleyzintkalaluta2633
      @bradleyzintkalaluta2633 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have 515 likes the Illuminati needs you

    • @frastea.c73
      @frastea.c73 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Xavier Slagel blue..berry... pie... *TRIGGERED*

    • @blackstardragon_
      @blackstardragon_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Xavier Slagel
      😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @rudolfmaister465
      @rudolfmaister465 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Special agent reporting for duty

  • @TheEvilWithinKevin
    @TheEvilWithinKevin ปีที่แล้ว +402

    "Bullshit that marriage is rock solid" 😂😂

    • @balu.92
      @balu.92 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That delivery was perfect! 😂😂

    • @TheGermanRaiderz
      @TheGermanRaiderz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @leonchen8784
      @leonchen8784 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I've been hitting that for 6 months *fist bump*

  • @Ismforazi
    @Ismforazi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9450

    She: why can’t he pick up my hints
    Her hints:

  • @ayweather4689
    @ayweather4689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2417

    the subbed anime when u dont pay attention for 10 seconds

  • @petesozma3050
    @petesozma3050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6972

    this mexican standoff is about 7years ago and it feels like its a fresh work....

    • @0Clewi0
      @0Clewi0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Because we can't remember the whole double crossing plot

    • @abramslion1
      @abramslion1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      8 years Now ..

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/w-d-xo.html
      ⬆️

    • @haphazardprism
      @haphazardprism 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's almost like some jokes are timeless or something!!

  • @them3lon8r72
    @them3lon8r72 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    My favorite part’s gotta be “Bullshit! That marriage is rock solid”
    Implying he literally investigated it and genuinely considered it as a point of potential failure

    • @seronimo__7735
      @seronimo__7735 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I mean that wouldn't be super unreasonable. He needed to make sure kidnapping her would actually compromise him.

  • @1yz1
    @1yz1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1918

    "Guns don't kill people. People kill people"
    This Skit: Hold my gun

    • @incompleteriver770
      @incompleteriver770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Until they don’t

    • @andrebetita
      @andrebetita 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This gun: hold my people

    • @rpsyco
      @rpsyco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Didn't the gun kill a blueberry pie though?

    • @YarugumaSou
      @YarugumaSou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Guns don't kill people. People kill guns" - Ryan Higa

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/w-d-xo.html
      ⬆️

  • @ValGOPLock
    @ValGOPLock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2555

    Just imagine how insane the whole situation was for the sniper from afar.

  • @ralseideltarune9410
    @ralseideltarune9410 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6624

    I counted and there are 56 plot twists in this

  • @bN_isheeere
    @bN_isheeere ปีที่แล้ว +272

    0:45 is so simple yet so hilarious

    • @hendryjuwono2830
      @hendryjuwono2830 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does it mean?

    • @JoeSmith-qy6qo
      @JoeSmith-qy6qo ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hendryjuwono2830 he was sexing the wife

    • @trent2kg813
      @trent2kg813 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hendryjuwono2830 He knows the hackers marriage isn’t solid because he has been having sex with the hackers wife (“hitting that”) for 6 months. The hacker has likely become aware of his wife’s affair, therefore the hacker doesn’t care what happens to his wife anymore. So Jordan peele (the guy that is standing on his own) loses leverage in the situation.

    • @bapmain7587
      @bapmain7587 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hendryjuwono2830 he was having sex with his wife

    • @ABrick-hf3qt
      @ABrick-hf3qt ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@hendryjuwono2830You will learn when your older

  • @devonminnick5503
    @devonminnick5503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10159

    Those Key & Peele guys are pretty funny

    • @coo4203
      @coo4203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      So are condomes

    • @DB-qg7hk
      @DB-qg7hk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      LOL My favorite part too. I love how Cortez says it! "Rahck Sahlid!"

    • @saifemouchesine3840
      @saifemouchesine3840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Oh I've been hitting that for six months

    • @yasukeg4202
      @yasukeg4202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@coo4203 if you cant spell condoms and if you dont realise that they aren't in fact solid they are lubricated then you need to leave

    • @scramadema2647
      @scramadema2647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If he says the wife filed for divorce
      And the other guy said he always brings backup then does that mean the wife never filed for divorce 🤔

  • @porteralden
    @porteralden 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2125

    Am I the only one who would totally watch "Law and Order: Wizard City" if it were an actual thing?

    • @SchaduwMaster
      @SchaduwMaster 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nope

    • @redstreak45cat36
      @redstreak45cat36 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      yassssss

    • @Mothman1992
      @Mothman1992 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      it is a real thing. but now you know too much
      aims gun at Aiden

    • @BeatzSr
      @BeatzSr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Not so fast. (Aims gun at Timothy's back)
      Because Aiden is not AIden. The real AIden is me.

    • @Wonton-the-Sea-Snail
      @Wonton-the-Sea-Snail 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      not so fast Aiden aka Hb Gru aka lionsroar aka ....steven

  • @radhikavij5921
    @radhikavij5921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +857

    “Bullshit, that marriage is rock solid!”
    Such an important information to convey even during a stand-off.

    • @timovangalen1589
      @timovangalen1589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's my favourite line in the whole sketch

    • @appendixlessloser4806
      @appendixlessloser4806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Timo van Galen mine is “you can’t be a gun. Just the utter betrayal in his voice

  • @operationangel7940
    @operationangel7940 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    My head canon:
    Born from a grandmother’s wish, the Blueberry Pie (nicknamed Blue) had aspirations to make a difference. He entered the academy before he realized that objects turned into people would quickly be discharged. Thus he donned a secondary disguise just in case. At the same time the police force would begin trials with the Adaptive Firearm Program. The main product would quickly exceed expectations and outpace projections. Unfortunately the adaptations happened far too quickly, giving the weapon sentience too early and thus creating a mental block around the weapon’s (nicknamed Adam) origins. He would enter the force with special exception (all kept hidden) and would graduate alongside Blue without ever realizing his origins.
    During this time Johnson would be given new orders to investigate the underground Witch Society as Blue graduated the force. To this end Johnson would recruit Adam as tertiary support when needed. Unfortunately Adam’s mental blocks would make him reorganize the arrangement as taking an offer under the table. Either way he agreed. Adam would still try to be friend with, and partner to, Blue…even going so far as to attend Blue’s adoptive daughter’s wedding years down the line.
    Years passed and Blue would rise through the ranks, resorting to more and more underhanded tactics to conceal his identity. This would arouse suspicion in the police force, prompting them to task Johnson with investigating him. They knew that, unfortunately, Blue was too smart to allow another agent to investigate him. And so they erased Johnson from their books, casting a spell upon his mind to become the new leader of the Witch’s coven (a Warlock if you will) while keeping his identity a secret. Only when the words “Blueberry Pie” was uttered would he remember his mission. To further bolster the spell, he was given a new disguise to further keep his own identity hidden. Adam would soon be told his former colleague was dead, but that his new boss would have need of him down the line.
    More years pass and Johnson manages to hold a kingpin position as Warlock. At this time Blue and Adam are tasked with investigating and apprehending the known fugitive. At the start of this, Adam would develop a friendship with the hacker and his wife at the direction of Johnson. This would lead to a supposed affair a month later, though would only be a lie to aid Johnson later.
    Three months pass and Blue stumbles upon some old records….records of sleeper agents embedded into the wizarding underground. He soon learns of Johnson, his code phrase, and his current position as kingpin warlock. Taking Johnson down would allow Blue to further hide his identity, but also eliminate a potential target who might be onto him. “Blueberry Pie” was far too on the nose for Blue to let slip. But it would be the perfect bait to lure him out.
    Four more months for by when Blue and Adam catch a huge break. They manage to locate Johnson talking to various coven-affiliated witches near a local alleyway. The bar Johnson frequents, the Green Cauldron, is hidden in plain sight as a vibrant night spot….but rather slow during the day when Johnson frequents it. The stage is set for a sting.
    Higher brass learns of this and begin to set the pieces in place to expose Blue and take down the underground coven. When the day comes numerous underground witches are apprehended while Johnson flees. Unfortunately he does not get far before Blue and Adam hold him at gunpoint in the alleyway.
    Blue had anticipated trouble, having learned years prior that Adam was on Johnson’s payroll. Thus he arranges a primary sniper with Adam but a secondary sniper without Adam knowing. Unfortunately for Blue, the brass had already briefed the secondary sniper on who the real target was. Adam himself warned of the drone to try and gain Blue’s trust, allowing him to slip in a false connection route to the hacker instead of the real drone’s wireless network.
    The Mexican standoff ensues, Johnson reveals his hand as Blue counters. Adam quickly reveals his colors to the unsurprised Blue without realizing Johnson’s mission. This would be revealed when Blue, in a bid to apprehend Adam and then turn on Johnson, uses the code phrase to activate the secret agent. Unfortunately Blue’s old hunch was correct, though he came prepared with psychological warfare. This would be turned on him when Johnson revealed his true self was actually Blue’s secondary disguise. The stress begins to melt away the mental blocks within Adam, causing him to temporarily reveal his own form. Unfortunately the shock forces a hard mental rejection, reverting him into a state of denial and total confusion between the three parties. Johnson, also confused over Adam’s mental blocks, wishes to get to the bottom of it all.
    They would all be betrayed by the top brass, who call off the snipers and hijack the drone using a new route via the hacker. This gives Johnson, Blue, and Adam, time to figure out the cacophony of twists they all used upon each other.
    With their minds made up, and none of them realizing the snipers have been called off, they all get back into position. Adam believed his sniper would take out Blue, Blue believed his sniper would take out Johnson and he would survive the shots from Adam and the secondary sniper. Yet as the bullets fly none would have backup.
    Relishing over his victory, Blue reveals the bulletproof vest he hid from Adam before the raid. He had just silenced his biggest threat, and his partner from corroborating Johnson’s story. That is until the one thing he never saw coming would happen. Though Blue learned of Johnson, he never learned of the Adaptive Firearm Program. Having been “killed” via Blue, the mental blocks fade away in Adam’s mind and he reverts to his true self. He realizes that Blue had come to kill him and Johnson, and was the true enemy to the force. In one final act of defiance to his partner, Adam would silence Blue….not realizing his partner was a Blueberry Pie. Waves of guilt and shame washed over Adam, realizing Blue did everything he could for the sole purpose of protecting his identity. A fellow object-turned-person just wanted to live a life…and Adam silenced him all the same. Adam would intentionally jam his next shot so that he couldn’t fire again and went comatose.
    The top brass would dispatch another pair of investigators to clean up the mess. Johnson was a loss, Adam needed to be retrieved, and Blue would be a stain on the police record if word got out. Thus they would fabricate a story to keep the rest of the force safe. All the while the wheels of Wizard City would keep turning.

    • @kage_tactical
      @kage_tactical หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Blueberry pie

    • @wac8189
      @wac8189 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😮

  • @zekeyeager8943
    @zekeyeager8943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2111

    This is the definition of "I'm 4 parallel universe ahead of you."

    • @MasterJunior93
      @MasterJunior93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      But i knew that you were 4 parallel universes ahead of me, which is why i was actually moving 8 parallel universes ahead of you!

    • @no-xp7mx
      @no-xp7mx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@MasterJunior93 ah yes but I had known you were 8 parallel universe ahead so I wnet to 16 different universe ahead of you

    • @MasterJunior93
      @MasterJunior93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@no-xp7mx nice try, but i anticipated your involvement, which is why you were chasing one of my after images, while i was going 32 parallel universes ahead of you.

    • @no-xp7mx
      @no-xp7mx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@MasterJunior93 haha I never noticed so when you said those words I knew I had to go back in time ho to 64 parallel universe ahead of you

    • @MasterJunior93
      @MasterJunior93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@no-xp7mx did you honestly believe that i wouldn't anticipate time travel? I was the one who developed the technology, and when i finished, i went back in time to tell my past self to move 128 parallel universes ahead of everyone!!

  • @moviehermit5631
    @moviehermit5631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    “YOU WERE A GUN FOR A SECOND!”
    This is honestly my favourite sentence ever created

  • @joeymonocrow4334344
    @joeymonocrow4334344 6 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    "You Dirty gun" is one of my favouite lines ever spoken.

    • @user-xs9qz9mn6l
      @user-xs9qz9mn6l 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      JDS-Reviews yup same here

    • @MiserableMidnight
      @MiserableMidnight 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      how dARE YOU

    • @obsidian741
      @obsidian741 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      mine is "you cry like a little girl" LOL

    • @t.a.d.k.d6580
      @t.a.d.k.d6580 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guns don’t kill people, they kill blue berry pies

    • @dakuwolfie103
      @dakuwolfie103 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@obsidian741 like a little gun*

  • @KudaFamily
    @KudaFamily 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    When you ask ChatGPT to help you write an essay for homework

  • @nebxan5879
    @nebxan5879 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1685

    "You shut your mouth you dirty gun!"

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "How DARE you?"

    • @extraextra8021
      @extraextra8021 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Benjamin Cooper I'm a blueberry pie

    • @TheCriminalViolin
      @TheCriminalViolin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, well I'm nuts and know you abducted those strawberries last thursday and stuffed them inside your sweet, buttery crusts you fiend.

    • @thekatflea
      @thekatflea 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      you didn't know? true.

    • @omarrochet
      @omarrochet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Bullshit, that marriage is rock solid!"

  • @skfotedar
    @skfotedar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6047

    Director: “How many plot twists do you want?”
    Rocket jump: “Yes”

    • @C.J.Taylor
      @C.J.Taylor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Simply, *yes*.

    • @dyshawmboldin5203
      @dyshawmboldin5203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Shut your mouth you dirty gun 🔫🤣

    • @jacobschiller4486
      @jacobschiller4486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bruh. Directors don't ask the producers for input on the story. The producers have input on the story and use funds to hire a director (or directors), performers, writers, etc. Your comment makes no sense.

    • @rjofusetsudzin8011
      @rjofusetsudzin8011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jacobschiller4486 And you are obviously fun at parties

    • @jacobschiller4486
      @jacobschiller4486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rjofusetsudzin8011 I am! How did you know that?

  • @akorn9943
    @akorn9943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2101

    The sad story of a schizophrenic Asian man who wanted to enjoy his favorite desert one last time before ending his life...

    • @donutminion8881
      @donutminion8881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Oh shit, this just got dark...

    • @lucasbell4831
      @lucasbell4831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Just another wild night in Wizard City.

    • @No-Name0087
      @No-Name0087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow....

    • @liammiles7601
      @liammiles7601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel so powerful I control Wether your comment has 999 likes or 1k 😈😈😈😈😈

    • @mithrandell9239
      @mithrandell9239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      liam miles No man should have all that power

  • @tranazzi
    @tranazzi 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Freddie’s peele mask also completely changed the skin color of his arms and immediately wore off when he pulled the mask off. Next level spy tech right there.

  • @AntFountains
    @AntFountains 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9933

    The plot twist that never ends...

    • @iampyre2016
      @iampyre2016 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Repressed_Retro 😂😂😂

    • @bigoof
      @bigoof 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      they missed somthing 4:03 look what it says on the side Adaptive Training Pistol

    • @mrswishadank1625
      @mrswishadank1625 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      DABOSS 2016 or they did that on purpose

    • @justataco1776
      @justataco1776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well, that bitch sure did adapt to the situation

    • @govnorusskoe2793
      @govnorusskoe2793 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Repressed_Retro
      ришгриил длоилорилортшощтолридортлзотолрищшоошощиошзоиищотшозиолридлоиршрмолрироолормопдслеачоавчокввчевыдэрлпслоачсоплспрдслррбпплржмдломлдомдлом

  • @Crystal_Lime
    @Crystal_Lime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4422

    To think the man who directed “get out”, “us”, and soon to be released “candyman” is a mans in this video is amazing

    • @zuberbasha3408
      @zuberbasha3408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Candyman isn't directed by Peele.

    • @Crystal_Lime
      @Crystal_Lime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Zuber Basha well, produced, whatever

    • @siddharthnevermind
      @siddharthnevermind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      You mean a blueberry pie

    • @Username-or9nr
      @Username-or9nr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They all ate bad movies

    • @Scipionyxsam
      @Scipionyxsam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The twists of these movies are in the same vein.

  • @julianjuj9431
    @julianjuj9431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    *_”well I knew that you knew that I knew all along, all along, all along.”_*

    • @okaberintarou6757
      @okaberintarou6757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Death note be like

    • @markzambelli1010
      @markzambelli1010 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@okaberintarou6757 lol it really is like that.

    • @okaberintarou6757
      @okaberintarou6757 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@markzambelli1010 Exactly 😂😂😂😂😄😂

    • @empireyouth5791
      @empireyouth5791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@okaberintarou6757 I hate how you sum up death note ... but your right

    • @admin.slayerenryu
      @admin.slayerenryu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well I knew about it all along, all along. You: All along? Me: *ALL ALONG!*

  • @cursedryona6265
    @cursedryona6265 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I love how the third sniper doesn't even get acknowledged.

  • @azj_
    @azj_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11639

    The jokes about past 7 year's old, is still legit to this day.

    • @azj_
      @azj_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@sayem1337 waalaikummussalam

    • @v1ncecuhzin666
      @v1ncecuhzin666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      What's in the canister

    • @Outpatient10
      @Outpatient10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      My toxic babes are in position

    • @kayra_156
      @kayra_156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yup

    • @asherfekadu799
      @asherfekadu799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ikr

  • @sin5946
    @sin5946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1651

    I figured out, that it's not possible, because he said: "hacker's wife"

    • @nateds7326
      @nateds7326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Why isn't it possible?

    • @simonakatsman974
      @simonakatsman974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      @@nateds7326 because hackers are tiny virgins in their mom's basement
      You sweet summer child

    • @brianlam5847
      @brianlam5847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Noriam Rostsap he was making a joke on the video game cheaters, who are called hackers.

    • @NoScope-ln2cm
      @NoScope-ln2cm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brianlam5847 p p.s.

    • @marypoppins989
      @marypoppins989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@simonakatsman974 maybe she didnt knew he was a hacker and then filed for divorce?

  • @alf5890
    @alf5890 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2335

    At one point one of them was holding their finger as a gun

    • @simonmaclean7530
      @simonmaclean7530 6 ปีที่แล้ว +337

      2:37

    • @Larsander97
      @Larsander97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      ToxicPotato Oh my god dude I’m rolling on the floor dying of laughter😂

    • @juliocalderon4687
      @juliocalderon4687 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Continuity

    • @breadman5125
      @breadman5125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      He wasn't using his finger as a gun, he was just pointing at him

    • @greed.official0.0
      @greed.official0.0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao yeah

  • @DragonaxFilms
    @DragonaxFilms ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Man, this was the golden age of TH-cam comedy.

  • @shadysfan4life
    @shadysfan4life 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4310

    The cop’s explanation never fails to crack me up 😂 after he kills himself, he moves the gun way over there to make it look like the gun killed the pie

    • @lordblazer
      @lordblazer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      yea a transformation spell that worked after he died.

    • @adolfodef
      @adolfodef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      [Ackchyually] It is rather common to include simple, fast, thaumatological post-mortem scripts for _unexpected_ terminations on sleeper agents.

    • @astuteanansi4935
      @astuteanansi4935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The Contingency spell is definitely a thing

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/w-d-xo.html
      ⬆️

    • @BungarangYT
      @BungarangYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s even better when you realize he is “The Law” from VGHS

  • @thtkk
    @thtkk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1747

    4:00 they missed the opportunity to say "you son of a gun"

    • @noodles5438
      @noodles5438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      The joke was he did not say gun.

    • @Sir-Red
      @Sir-Red 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      To corny

    • @larrie8728
      @larrie8728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Predator_Taha
      well i’m glad they didn’t

    • @empireyouth5791
      @empireyouth5791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mr.Whaler I think if he just said son of a gun that would be funnier than not Saying it

    • @empireyouth5791
      @empireyouth5791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ________________ bullshit where did he get the gun genetics if not from either of his parents

  • @Pingviinimursu
    @Pingviinimursu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2874

    The gun took off his bulletproof vest for the negotiation. It seemed like a mistake to make himself vulnerable, but since he was actually a gun, it actually meant nothing, just gave false confidence to the other two.
    Brilliant stuff.

    • @williamberne
      @williamberne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      But then why did the gun died after shooting the pie?

    • @nfdhje38743m
      @nfdhje38743m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@williamberne the bullets were its hp

    • @chimyshark
      @chimyshark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nfdhje38743m nice

    • @ZigealFaust
      @ZigealFaust 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No one outsmarts bullet.
      No one is smarter than gun.

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/w-d-xo.html
      ⬆️

  • @That1Ninja
    @That1Ninja หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I used to watch this channel when i was ten years old,now I'm 18 😂❤ nostalgia

  • @LunaMinuna
    @LunaMinuna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1706

    “Some Asian came into this Alley way, had some blueberry pie and, then killed himself”. Great description. I love it

    • @102200052
      @102200052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      “Then he put the gun over there to make it look like the gun killed the pie” 😂😂😂

    • @jummalinio2610
      @jummalinio2610 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Did you just get here son!!!

  • @neodarkend
    @neodarkend 5 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    "Killed himself, then he put the gun over there..."
    I see no flaw in logic there.

    • @doomslayer5713
      @doomslayer5713 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      this was a joke this whole video IS... idk why you didnt get it

    • @mintywolf272
      @mintywolf272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just another day in wizard city...

    • @rameenraymond8819
      @rameenraymond8819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      neodarkend I don’t see any logic on how a gun can walk or how someone can become a pie. So your point?

    • @mintywolf272
      @mintywolf272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rameenraymond8819 smh my head, smh my head.

    • @grunklestanlee2774
      @grunklestanlee2774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mintywolf272 shaking my head my head, shaking my head my head.

  • @pelagiushipbone7968
    @pelagiushipbone7968 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2673

    Aliens: Are Humans Ready to initiate contact
    *sees this video*
    aliens: Seems like they surpassed a long time ago

    • @jamiecarmichael1773
      @jamiecarmichael1773 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      😂😂😂😂😂 they aliens are no longer ready for us

    • @holliday4u2luv
      @holliday4u2luv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Those aliens think we passed ready... Until they see kanye west in the "i love it" video. Then they say: "mayyybe not..."

    • @jamiecarmichael1773
      @jamiecarmichael1773 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@holliday4u2luv then the other alien starts dancing cos the song is lyrical genius and were back at "humans are superior"

    • @holliday4u2luv
      @holliday4u2luv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tf i just read 😂😂😂

    • @jamiecarmichael1773
      @jamiecarmichael1773 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@holliday4u2luv the truth. Lil pump is genius above our comprehension

  • @drbearbean1286
    @drbearbean1286 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    2:27 kills me EVERY TIME

  • @REALdavidmiscarriage
    @REALdavidmiscarriage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2241

    4:00 he should have said, you son of a gun. missed opportunity...

    • @chase2341
      @chase2341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Sad

    • @user-ky6sr5ub3g
      @user-ky6sr5ub3g 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      They probably thought of it...

    • @REALdavidmiscarriage
      @REALdavidmiscarriage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@user-ky6sr5ub3g I highly doubt that.

    • @jlas3009
      @jlas3009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But I’m actually a brownie *gets shot*

    • @troy.nuesca
      @troy.nuesca 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thinking of that too😂

  • @zimmet2279
    @zimmet2279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2100

    You know you have true American blood if your secretly a gun

    • @Xominus
      @Xominus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      *You're

    • @maddoxWolfe
      @maddoxWolfe 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Xominus yare

    • @zimmet2279
      @zimmet2279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would change it but I don’t really want to

    • @SchrodingersSadboi
      @SchrodingersSadboi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Dylan Guevarra the real Brits that settled were killed by the rebels that are now our founding fathers

    • @1ZosoLZ
      @1ZosoLZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ZimmB22 it’s sad this kid got 600 likes when he can’t even spell you’re

  • @joonaspenttila201
    @joonaspenttila201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1842

    Fav line:
    Bullshit, that marriage is rock solid!

    • @DB-qg7hk
      @DB-qg7hk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Totally the best part! "RAHCK SAHLID"!!!

    • @codynazzie9704
      @codynazzie9704 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      7 lines actually

    • @hound762
      @hound762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That whole section was just one double cross after another and it was all beautiful

    • @headhunter5147
      @headhunter5147 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what u think I been hitting that 4 6 monthd

    • @foappas3626
      @foappas3626 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ةن

  • @pop5678eye
    @pop5678eye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2842

    Fun fact: the phrase 'Mexican standoff' is often associated with extreme escalation of conflict through mutual threats of three or more parties even though its original meaning was de-escalation of conflict by mutual recognition that nobody could win. Also, the original meaning didn't even require more than two parties.

    • @GodofLovers
      @GodofLovers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      😒

    • @FallingStary
      @FallingStary ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Cool, that's something I'll look into
      To be obnoxious though I'd Saya they did de escalate the conflict to draw it all out with chalk and then had a seperate conflict where they all died
      I am only reaching for fun

    • @FallingStary
      @FallingStary ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GodofLovers 🙄

    • @samuellp1146
      @samuellp1146 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GodofLovers I know I was enjoying the moment of the skit until I read this😆

    • @scienceteam9254
      @scienceteam9254 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mexican standoff predates the formation of mexico

  • @briarmason8737
    @briarmason8737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1012

    M. Night Shyamalan: I've never been so proud in my life.

    • @senshi01
      @senshi01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Don't drink and film

    • @ZetatheSixth
      @ZetatheSixth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice comment steal.

  • @theaviator1152
    @theaviator1152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    2:05 I love how he goes “NO! That’s impossible!”
    As if anything else beforehand was remotely believable

    • @bificommander
      @bificommander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It's especially funny since he knew the other guy had to be in disguise, unless he assumed the other guy was his identical twin posing as him.

    • @batman_2004
      @batman_2004 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂

  • @odinwarlock2436
    @odinwarlock2436 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I like to imagine that there's an alternative universe where this skit is attached to a movie and every twist makes perfect sense.

  • @newo.9173
    @newo.9173 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1212

    Every Mission Impossible in a nutshell.

  • @sapientiDei
    @sapientiDei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +926

    "...who's double-crossing themselves while dressed as each other."

  • @5star-bonboy172
    @5star-bonboy172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1596

    Fun fact: the snipers are still wondering what happened till this day.

    • @zatzu
      @zatzu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      The sniper's wife is still in the basement

    • @rjofusetsudzin8011
      @rjofusetsudzin8011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@zatzu You mean hacker´s wife xD

    • @zatzu
      @zatzu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@rjofusetsudzin8011 shush! Pretend I wrote it right

    • @duncanweirleech8368
      @duncanweirleech8368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@zatzu Ha..hahahaha! You're both wrong! I think. Am I wrong?

    • @zatzu
      @zatzu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@duncanweirleech8368 WE'RE wrong. No one was ever right all along!

  • @Brownfacebabi
    @Brownfacebabi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    What a classic, remember watching this in middle school. I’m 22 now

  • @TRFAD
    @TRFAD 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1472

    I want to watch a movie like this with all the twists. D;

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli 8 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Yeah, this needs to be made into a full movie.

    • @tiffany5438
      @tiffany5438 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Joshua Moore

    • @tiffany5438
      @tiffany5438 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Joshua Moore

    • @u.h.forum.
      @u.h.forum. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Joshua Moore

    • @TRFAD
      @TRFAD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Joshua Moore

  • @benstenson8645
    @benstenson8645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5606

    The sleeper agent part is hilarious🤣

  • @MrSpannners
    @MrSpannners 8 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    "hold on guys, let's just figure out who is double crossing themselves, while dressed as each other" favourite line from anything

  • @J9045hello
    @J9045hello ปีที่แล้ว +28

    this one is an absolute riot. Rewatching all episodes for the 20th time :)

  • @frick_____you
    @frick_____you 3 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    If Law and Order Wizard City was a real thing, I would watch all of it.

    • @azuresky4695
      @azuresky4695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Watch Bright

    • @TheAd1383
      @TheAd1383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@azuresky4695 lol not that crap, he's looking for something more Wellington Supernatural

    • @jamesjimotheius8275
      @jamesjimotheius8275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheAd1383 com'on you gotta admit the orc gangsters in that movie are hilarious

  • @kawaiigal2111
    @kawaiigal2111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1415

    *Confusion increased to 100*

    • @prodigycreations1021
      @prodigycreations1021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Natsuki buffsuki

    • @WompWompandConstance
      @WompWompandConstance 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Get back in your TXT file.

    • @Qoride
      @Qoride 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plot Twist 100

    • @jakoda2514
      @jakoda2514 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *_I L L U S I O N 1 0 0_*

    • @Qoride
      @Qoride 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      **《N A N I 100》**

  • @fargo1234
    @fargo1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1045

    "And this a-hole turned it to a gun"
    "No, you shut your mouth."
    "You shut your mouth, dirty gun!"
    😂

    • @njabulo.e.ngwenya8979
      @njabulo.e.ngwenya8979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That part honestly finished me😂😂😂😂

    • @yarraidalg
      @yarraidalg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      they could've gone with "you son of a gun"

    • @sheridan6485
      @sheridan6485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *then proceed to kill eachother*

    • @DynamicSaturn36Gaming
      @DynamicSaturn36Gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "I won I WON I"
      "... no I didn't want to believe it"
      "You can't be IT CAN'T BE TRUE YOU CANT BE A GUN"
      "You were at my daughter's wedding"
      "YOU SON OF A ******* I TRUSTED YOU"
      "Fine then there's something you should know about me"
      "I'm Actually A Blue Berry Pi..."

  • @Lobossumi
    @Lobossumi 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    And all the confusion disappears at the ending. Makes perfect sense now.

  • @stick-itproductions.3307
    @stick-itproductions.3307 6 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    "I've been hitting that the whole time."
    "Nice"
    *Sniper shoots both of them*

    • @skylerbarninger1696
      @skylerbarninger1696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It was the hackers wife that been getting banged

    • @cloutgodleonyt7247
      @cloutgodleonyt7247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@skylerbarninger1696 the hacker will tell the sniper to kill them

    • @Khrn-lk4mf
      @Khrn-lk4mf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Which sniper? I counted three(one came unannounced)

    • @SouthDakotanDrifter
      @SouthDakotanDrifter 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "No one fucks my brothers wife. NO ONE!"

    • @Dr.HooWho
      @Dr.HooWho 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah would made the plot twist boring

  • @raul1899
    @raul1899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1699

    -I'm not a gun, I'm a human being!
    "Well... You are crying like a little gun"

    • @jynxed66six54
      @jynxed66six54 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      i think it was little girl

    • @conor7784
      @conor7784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jynxed66six54 it was

    • @Sk8boardpsych0
      @Sk8boardpsych0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@conor7784 He said "little gun."

    • @conor7784
      @conor7784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Sk8boardpsych0 the captions said little girl

    • @Sk8boardpsych0
      @Sk8boardpsych0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@conor7784 He said "little gun" twice. His head was a damn gun. Why would he say "girl?" The captions are not always right.

  • @121Zales
    @121Zales 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1384

    I've watched this several times and put a lot of thought into it. People, there is no answer, there is no plot, and there is no logic whatsoever. Truly, nothing makes any sense at all. There is no point in trying.

    • @croll1269
      @croll1269 8 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      It's just another wild night...in Wizard City.

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's just...he's a GUN!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

    • @NEOMASS0
      @NEOMASS0 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ah sort of like Christopher Nolan movies.

    • @thegigadykid1
      @thegigadykid1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      its TV no point in trying to begin with

    • @mikejohns498
      @mikejohns498 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      they are making fun of those movies that have so many twists it's rerarted

  • @friendlydog82
    @friendlydog82 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Every time I was frustrated, tired, Brain needed willpower to go through life difficulties, I will come back to watch this over & over to recover. Guess I am weird.
    Really glad to have this.

  • @ArthurAugustyn
    @ArthurAugustyn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5051

    The delivery from Freddie at 1:12 on the "all along, all along, ALL ALONG" was always my favorite part from this skit.

    • @jasperstoj
      @jasperstoj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I’m still lost but I just believe that the plot makes sense lol

    • @morningwombat
      @morningwombat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Definitely channeling Nic Cage there

    • @bobbybrown8281
      @bobbybrown8281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Definitely reminds me of his acting in VGHS

    • @sinankurt7109
      @sinankurt7109 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Has nothing to do with the horror movie freddie..

    • @wraith8323
      @wraith8323 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I spit out my cereal laughing 😅😅😅

  • @dylanconry7561
    @dylanconry7561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4578

    Plot twists:
    Sniper on Cortez (Peele)
    Manned drone on the sniper.
    Manned drone on the sniper is hacked.
    Hacker's wife has been kidnapped.
    Hacker's wife filed for divorce.
    Agent #2 (Key) works for Cortez.
    Agent #1 has a second sniper for Agent #2.
    Agent #1 knew that Agent #2 worked for Cortez.
    Agent # 2 knew that Agent #1 knew that Agent #2 knew that he worked for Cortez.
    Agent #1 knew that Agent #2 knew that Agent #1 knew that Agent #2 knew that Agent #1 knew that Agent #2 worked for Cortez.
    Cortez is a sleeper agent for Agent #1.
    Cortez betrays Agent #1.
    Agent #1 is actually Cortez.
    Cortez is actually Agent #1.
    Agent #2 appears to be a gun.
    Agent #1 assassinated.
    Cortez is actually a Blueberry Pie
    Agent #2 is actually a gun
    This all takes place in Wizard City
    Edit: Shout out to Raoul Herskovits for reminding me about the last one

    • @landondupuis8237
      @landondupuis8237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      that clears things up.....

    • @sonoftheshogun4184
      @sonoftheshogun4184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Underrated comment

    • @adarsht4477
      @adarsht4477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Holy molly

    • @Finn_01
      @Finn_01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Agent #2 also has a sniper trained on Agent #1

    • @peanutrecord6989
      @peanutrecord6989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yes but Cortez activated himself , he is blueberry johnson and activated the second blueberry johnson then admitted at the end to being a blueberry pie

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +906

    "I knew you knew I knew all along all along all along."
    I still use this quote in my day to day life.

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      47 million views is still way too low for this absolute masterpiece.

    • @jacktorrance9781
      @jacktorrance9781 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah SURE you do.

    • @LimitasiLeonson
      @LimitasiLeonson 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      it's like opening and closing brackets in algebra

  • @zold9896
    @zold9896 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Pretty sure this is the plot of Kingdom Hearts

    • @RenaldyCalixte
      @RenaldyCalixte ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is the plot of Attack on Titan Season 4

  • @lee-cl8td
    @lee-cl8td 5 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    Legend has it the plot never stopped twisting

    • @williamnguyen8663
      @williamnguyen8663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lee the gun rips off its mask and is actually human

    • @faisal3398
      @faisal3398 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The sniper who killed the gun in the end actually planned all of this to kill the gun, but he disguised as a hired sniper to get the perfect shot.

  • @Archneme5is
    @Archneme5is 5 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    Director : give me a script
    Writer : *gives this*
    Director: perfection

    • @theboofin
      @theboofin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes.

    • @Link1213.
      @Link1213. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keep it at 666 likes I wanna like it but can't

  • @rocketjump
    @rocketjump  11 ปีที่แล้ว +5141

    New video with the incredible Key and Peele! Mexican Standoff!

    • @josecarranzah
      @josecarranzah 11 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      GREAT Video! MindBlown!!

    • @Deepfried35
      @Deepfried35 11 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That was pretty funny :D Good work guys!

    • @matthewwhitelocke1263
      @matthewwhitelocke1263 11 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Freddie Knows some cool guys

    • @Deepfried35
      @Deepfried35 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We just uploaded our first promo for our upcoming video game short, The Real ZombieU, check it out here th-cam.com/video/tEzxruO06zY/w-d-xo.html
      Freddie & Brandon along with Corridor Digital's Sam & Niko, gave us a lot of inspiration in setting up our own studio here in Scotland, so thanks to all those guys ;)

    • @collingreymane
      @collingreymane 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm going to go to the nearest corner and assume the fetal position until my brain recovers from being splattered onto the walls.

  • @igsryder
    @igsryder ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how the police speculate that he killed himself THEN placed the gun to look like it shot the pie.

  • @meatycraftfan23
    @meatycraftfan23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    This is how real officers handle crime scenes

    • @futurestoryteller
      @futurestoryteller 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Spencerkey22 They had excellent technical advisors

    • @victorcedelle4749
      @victorcedelle4749 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      gvb:kgkln

    • @kaipolee
      @kaipolee 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Spencerkey22 Keanu? Thats why I came here.

  • @940salinas
    @940salinas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1100

    "you were at my daughters wedding"

    • @anthonyoliva7191
      @anthonyoliva7191 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      "You son of a bitch. I TRUSTED YOU!"

    • @PheenieWright
      @PheenieWright 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      that one cracked me up

    • @linithomas88
      @linithomas88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Baby blueberry pie's wedding....

    • @Silver-hz2nc
      @Silver-hz2nc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That 21 jump street reference

    • @truexenith8596
      @truexenith8596 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But there's one thing you should know about me... i'm actually a blueberry p-

  • @BlacKing500
    @BlacKing500 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3573

    man this fucked up my whole idea about reality

    • @ethanallen6070
      @ethanallen6070 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same ikr

    • @ethanallen6070
      @ethanallen6070 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      but i have to kill because you know way to much

    • @BlacKing500
      @BlacKing500 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      well little did u know ethan and creeperkill i know exactly the right amount so it is you two that know too much while i know just enough

    • @ethanallen6070
      @ethanallen6070 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      (pulls out two colt .45s

    • @Wren_the_Bird_King
      @Wren_the_Bird_King 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +BlacKing500 *trains sniper at you*

  • @gb.510
    @gb.510 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The fact that they put Peele in a tropical button up so his name being Cortez was more believable 🤣🤣

  • @sleet2487
    @sleet2487 6 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    My intellect has increased by ten trillion by the end of this video.

    • @vincentkalu6082
      @vincentkalu6082 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Elko I swear

    • @bobbobson110
      @bobbobson110 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      So tell me, what is the meaning of life?

    • @sleet2487
      @sleet2487 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bob Bobson Sorry sir I require Ten Trillion and one more intellect to answer that one.

    • @alexanderticonuwu7591
      @alexanderticonuwu7591 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sleet2487 quick watch the video again

    • @sleet2487
      @sleet2487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Alexander Ticonuwu Affirmative chief.