Allied Failure 101 - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.ค. 2023
- Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
(Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
Episode 294
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Actually felt for Golden at the end, great script today
Even when he wins, Golden loses.
Can't stop taking L's
Looked like Bo took a save, maybe he sent it to Golden.
Swamp balls Bo and blue balls Golden
@@Anonsy_GB golden lost
Just like the man in the high castle, Bo is now borrowing other scripts
Only bad ones
Writers strike now affecting hoi 4 YT channels
@@chattiermike140 LMAO
Cant remember the "swamp balls" line in the MITHC
*Germany having 3 coops and both blaming eachother in the Battle of France. I've seen that one before.*
we werent three, it was only me and one coop
We need a Hitler mode tornament. Where Dankus, Bo and other generals would only tell their coops what to do and ask them what's happening but could not see or do anything
@@tedarcher9120 That sounds fucking hilarious. They should try this fr
@@heraldearya each general would get like a car with which they could visit the front lines and have to be zoomed in at maximum
there may be something similar brewing right now
Golden being denied his dopamine will never not be funny. Got nukes? Nah, game ends. Wanna kill the American fleet you just found? Nope, game over and server lost.
It's an older trope, but I do truly appreciate it whenever it's in the script.
Paris? Nope buddy get your ass back across the rhine. Good game? No, your allies throw
Even when he wins he loses
golden lost
Bokoen slowly gaslighting us into believing there is a script
There is a script
Nice try, snake of Denmark
What are you talking about? Of course there's a script.
@@redshirt5126 I see you are a Boliever
@@kasoy5239 Your script is outdated buddy
gotta love how the allies never endsieg, but the axis players almost always do
I think it would be funny to see a serious battle for the US
There are reasons why that doesn't happen in MP but it'd still be fun to see it happen sometimes.
At least in games where the US won the island war and India survived it'd be great to see the game continue for a bit even if the USSR caps. In games like this where GB and US lose the naval game to Italy it's pointless to continue after the Soviets die though, there is no threat to Japan and GB is a sitting duck at this point.
@@jisookim6904exactly. Imho you should at least play for a sealion after the USSR cap, but only if there is a chance for the Allies. Here the is no chance: Japan's navy is intact, Italian Navy clapping everyone, the whole Russian industry to be put on air, you can sealion with shitters and still win lol
The video ending with Golden's "my dopamine" like the pathetic groan of dying engine made me burst out laughing.
"i got swamp balls right now" -italian admiral after sinking the british fleet
It's time for an exciting episode of Hearts of Iron 4 Multiplayer in a Nutshell!
Did we find the nut shell in the end?
BatChest
My favourite moment was when Swimmy said "It's swimming time!" and swam all over the place
The government name
" *doubt* "
This was the best naval game I’ve seen on the full stream. So many naval battles with Bo single handedly taking on the entire British and American fleets and somehow winning as Italy. It was genuinely impressive to see an Italy somehow ruling the waves.
I mean, it certainly helps that Bo is one of like 3? 4? People in that group who actually knows the naval game. I doubt either the UK or the US knew navy very well beyond carrier spam = win
If I remember correctly, they modified the mod so there is also a limit to deathstacking every single ship, so it's even more challenging that usual, but it also gives a nation with much weaker industry a shot.
Really want to see this lot play a full game with no rules, no historical alliances required, and no need for permanent allies or playing fair. Essentially anything that isn’t outright cheating or foul gameplay goes.
So basically nonhistorical playthrough?
@@Drave_Jr. sort of, but I think they have rules over volunteers and spheres of interference. I would prefer to just see them play how they want and wreak havoc on each other.
Sub 3's everywhere. Nobody can send anything they dont have a land connection too.
Usually with every big update they have a meme game where they do anything and try out the new focus trees
@@RK-cj4oc to be fair Sub 3s can be counted using NB and escorts, besides such behaviour may cause alliances to shift as players decide that one player has become more of a threat (or a pain in the arse) and attempt to subdue them.
Besides Axis powers are such a pain with Sub 3s (especially for this bunch) due to historical alliances forcing allied players to play a certain way. For example an Militant Isolationist America would have little need to get involved in Europe or Asia (and suffer from subs), could invade the rest of the Americas and could build up a massive fleet for a fun Europe vs Americas fight with Asia watching and waiting for an opportunity to take down one bloc or the other.
saying "This is the TNO timeline" to invoke meme magic...
LMAOOOOOO!!!! Even when Golden wins, he STILL LOSES!!! Great job Bo and Co. Another banger right here.
Yamato finally spotted the American navy and then Roosevelt disconnects from life and Yamato is in shambles because he didn't get his dopamine boost
Throwkoen1 back at it again, with these amazing scripts
Bo has really improved as a writer, this is amazing work.
Its refreshing to see an axis W for once since most of your videos end in allied victory
Yay a new Bokoen1 ! Perfect antidote for sadness here ! Thanks for all the fun !
I can’t wait for the video on your most recent Italy game ❤
Uranium fever baby
*Same, i cant wait. It was so damn good.*
@@Bokoen1oh now I'm very interested
no spoilers, but the game went to 47 in a fallout scenario
I hate when guys just surrender at the end instead of an heroic battle to the end.
its like if germany surrenderd when Allies took back paris.
Losing Paris is a lot easier to come back from than the Soviets capitulating, losing Africa, and losing the naval game. Allies weren't coming back from that.
@@hirocheeto7795 there could be some limits on what germany can take from soviets like not going past the hills and some type of debuff like soviet separatists.
Africa could be simmiliar as there is no way germany could in reality garrison both africa and Soviet onion. And the naval game could be supported by USA getting all of south american navies (they are old ships but they can be used as a delay or striking the africa) and maybe some boost to production of ships and planes.
Japan could get a debuff for industry but a buff for their army ,navy and planes when they get control over diffrent states.
That is how it ends usually. After the Soviets cap it's nearly impossible for the allies to win
@@cookiecraze1310 when the soviets take silesia ,vienna and norway the allies are pushing past rhein and italy cap. The german player ist still playing even tho its impossible for him to win.
@@SpaceFH the difference is that Endsieging Germany is pretty easy since you have to have alot of land in Europe already taken. With Allied endsieg you have to take the UK, which can be impossible if the allies go full defensive, then make a landing on the USA which is even more difficult since it takes so long to get reinforcements into the landings. You also have to build up your navy, which can take a year or four, which just drags out the game to either a stalemate that should be an axis win or an axis win that takes hours to achieve. Already going to 1945 takes hours IRL, most people just leave after the USSR falls since it's going to be hours of boring attrition.
Also demanding them to take the USA is a dick move, it's even happened in Bo games and everyone makes fun of the USA player for seething (I think it was either Golden, Swimmy, or College)
I adore each and every nutshell vid! please keep them up!
If this is the game where Dankus was playing Soviet Union then there may have been a hacker who sabotaged the USSR and deleted their production line as well as micro units into battle for them to die
8:39 you can not tell me this doesn't sound like big smoke 💀
thanks bo for this true team effort of a win, i was unfortunately busy microing tanks with no supply im the east
Sleep in, wake up, first thing of the day is listening to Bo discussing his swamp balls while I heat up breakfast. Huzzah.
I was on the edge of my seat when I saw that stream live. Things looked so joever at first before the epic comeback in Africa.
Also Bo, you should have kept you raging over getting your fleet getting sent back to repair from the constant naval bombing since the schmucks on Germany couldn't give your air cover lol before you finally got that decisive battle.
Great video as always
We asked for a massive Axis win, so Bo put it in the script.
FINALLY A NEW HOI4 VIDEO I AM SO HAPPY MAN
We've talked about this Golden, you're not allowed dopamine anymore after what happened last time
0:52
"You did that!"
"Nuh uh!"
Oh my god I'm dead
This going to be a banger
It's funny that he chastised Sulu for wanting to take out Vladivostok, and Bo wanted to do it in this episode.
Difference being he wanted Japan to do it, which is so much easier than Italy naval invading it
American here, just gotta say Bo is a champ for sweating in shorts in 32 degrees, respect for bro in shorts at temp for water freezing
90° F is a ton for us northern europeans lmao, if it was that hot in his room i wouldn't be surprised if he started melting.
Ah, was worried. It's never a bokoen video without Golden crying about Dopamine
8:39 Bo with the Big Smoke vibe
quickly approaching 300 episodes
Always appreciate the Axis Yugo videos
Hearing about Bo's sweaty balls is the content Im here for. 10/10
Golden still looking for his dopamine 😂
Good script this time, bo. Very entertaining 👌
Most coordinated allied gameplay
I do love just witnessing golden get edged but not get what he wants every time
He can't keep getting away with this!
god damn that libya bit was cool
Who was asking for axis wins? Way funnier when the axis die in flames
Mussolini: Before Tripoli we never had a victory. After Tripoli we never had a defeat.
Bo speaks about his balls
Everyone: salivating
Once more, a cruel fate denies Golden his shot of dopamine...
Bro had the script for The Man in the High Castle
Who could have possibly thrown north africa this bad out of any major regular in the bokoen community?
it was makko on canada and mr panda on saf with flavius on the uk
S-Tier Golden moment at the end
一場漂亮的海軍反擊戰 !
英國的皇家艦隊被打得措手不及，更是直接導致地中海慘敗
great video
I wanna see Bokoen play more germany. those are the best ones in my opinion
oh my god what a turnaround! hahaha
Golden denied his Dopamine yet again
Back to 101 finally
I told ISP you were gonna play Denmark with him I expect you to do it otherwise I'm gonna steal his gravy and all your koldskål
Truly, this is the TNO timeline.
I better see 5:42 be "Best Memes of 2023 - Bokoen1 Edition"
It’s 32 degrees and he’s wearing shorts? Bro is crazy that’s freezing
"you did that"
"NUH UH"
Love when bo plays Italy
Golden lost his dopamine
I always watch ur videos while I have dinner. Today I fucked it up in an important exam and I am sad but at least I will have a nice dinner time.
Time for my daily HoI4 brainrot
5:30 quite sure that bo pissed himself
0:41 The “Not-so Ghost division”
Nah its the most ghostest of ghost divisions, cause those boys are dead.
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"It's 32° in here right now" my brief American confusion
I have benn waching for 1 year and i still laugh
good video, but why is there a bulgaria countryball in the thumbnail even though cho king annexed it?
Next ep: TNO in a nutshell "OFN Failure 102"
Japan "USA fleet is dead"
Italy *checks US fleet*
250-450 ships left
Lol
Managed to catch this live
Another great script, really enjoyed
lol historical operation compass
Axis pulled Uno reverse card lol
I love dogs, i like them in my house, i like them in my yard, hell i even like them in my hotdogs
On today's script: Bo gets his "clap his ships" Navy dopamine but Golden gets none
Yet again, Golden lost (his dopamine)
0:08 I am free of the basic hoi song
Why does this feel like if Mussolini and hitler just got healthy mid war instead of becoming more and more ill
The script finally came in favour of the Axis
Looks at the script looks into the camera
R.I.P Golden's Dopamine
Golden had the bluest balls this game
Even when Golden wins; he loses in the end
How is Golden Always just being delt the bad hand like... perpetually depraved omg
Poor Golden he just wanted his Dopamine
Golden always taking L's even if he's on the winning side
I would love to see games that dont just end as soon as the Soviets cap.
I just played an MP game where the soviets took Berlin and capped Germany in March...of 1942. It's amazing how bad some people are at this game.
It’s over Tomasbros
I love how at one moment, you were just talking about how sweaty your balls were.
classic golden w
Wow the script today was great. Keep up the good work
Any chance of a breakdown of the navy you built?