History Summarized: Alexander the Great

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  • Linguistically speaking, Alexander means "Defender of Men" from the Greek "alexo", defend, and "aner/ander", man. I'll never be able to not internally think of his name as just meaning "Alex-Man".
    Oh, yeah, also he conquered an empire or something? IDK. I stopped paying attention after his bland name.
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  • @ChaoticEmperor01
    @ChaoticEmperor01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2451

    Mythologically speaking, being the son of Zeus isn’t that impressive since like half of Greece could claim that

    • @jas6853
      @jas6853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Kinda is since he was king of the gods

    • @syahrezadifachri5121
      @syahrezadifachri5121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      @@jas6853 he may be king of the gods, but having illegitimate children all entire region is not exactly making any of the children special

    • @ZuraJura
      @ZuraJura ปีที่แล้ว +64

      If everyone special, no one special

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@ZuraJura
      True. Unique maybe, but not special

    • @colinfortin6034
      @colinfortin6034 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Zeus slept with anything that vaguely had a pulse

  • @TheStartrek99
    @TheStartrek99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3077

    "Dude, we knew Philip"
    These people don't know their mythology if they think a woman being married ever stopped Zeus.

    • @full-timepog6844
      @full-timepog6844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Alexander is confirmed as jesus??

    • @johanrunfeldt7174
      @johanrunfeldt7174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@full-timepog6844 Did Jesus conquer half the world..? Oh yeah, that thing called Christianity.

    • @full-timepog6844
      @full-timepog6844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@johanrunfeldt7174 I was referring to God impregnating Mary to make Jesus.

    • @SamSphinx
      @SamSphinx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@full-timepog6844 but his point is oddly appropriate.

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@full-timepog6844 I once commented on Red's Christmas video that the immaculate conception was just God *doing a Zeus without actually doing a Zeus*

  • @kevinr.9733
    @kevinr.9733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4178

    "Son of Zeus? Really? Come on, dude, we _knew_ Phillip."
    Well, yeah, Zeus was obviously his mother.
    There are weirder things in Greek mythology.

    • @rachidfaouz4600
      @rachidfaouz4600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Lol

    • @vicenzostella1390
      @vicenzostella1390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Kevin R. Exactly, just wait until you hit Norse and Aztec mythology. That’s a trip! And don’t even get me started on Mwindo, Australian, and Eastern European...

    • @taviebrown2271
      @taviebrown2271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@vicenzostella1390 Everyone has weird lore if you look hard enough.

    • @vicenzostella1390
      @vicenzostella1390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Tavie Brown Yeah, you right.

    • @FuriousKitten9501
      @FuriousKitten9501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      I mean, if Loki can be the mother of an 8-legged horse, then...

  • @angeloabbatiello4755
    @angeloabbatiello4755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2625

    Darius: Lets talk this out one ten to another.
    Alexander: I’m an eleven but go ahead.

    • @di7209
      @di7209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      I read the second but first and thought he was arguing with an 11 year old Alexander

    • @kottonkandy0962
      @kottonkandy0962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      "i'm eleven, so shut the fuck up"

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Alexander to the rest of Europe: “Listen up, 5’s! A 10 is speaking!”

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Earth literally reverts back to the Old Ages.
      Sexual Education is literally Perversion-Propaganda, trying to spread
      the sick mindset that EVERYTHING is ok, as long as everyone is consent.
      Consent has become a magical solution for them. It's laughable primitive.
      And that's just one example.
      Earth has rarely in history ever been so wrongly educated as in the Internet-Age.
      This planet has massive problems with twisted perception and iditioc mindsets.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Cpl Soletrain Hm... i get what you mean... but... i just see so many things happening with total consent, because the people dont know anything is wrong with it. I cant help but see that as an issue so massive that it needs treatment NOW.
      Yet, i cant really 'disagree' with you...
      Summarized: It's complicated.

  • @Horesmi
    @Horesmi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3701

    "...Actually, the son of Zeus!"
    Spare me. Which one? There are like 50k of them, it's not that special.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      I know, right? Heck, there's probably a good few of them whose mothers were already married, because when has Zeus cared about the status of the women he impregnates through methods of varying normalcy?

    • @Horesmi
      @Horesmi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Timothy McLean When you say "varying normalcy", I'm curious, do you mean normal as in perpendicular as in the angle of penetration?

    • @ChocoboProduction
      @ChocoboProduction 6 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      He means as in... Zeus did the deed as a bull (Europa), a swann (Leda) or a serpent (supposedly Olympias, Alexander's mother). Or as... other things.

    • @Horesmi
      @Horesmi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah I know it was kinda supposed to be a joke

    • @KarishmaChanglani
      @KarishmaChanglani 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Zeus can apparently impregnate women by coming through rain.... So its not that odd at all.

  • @vicenzostella1390
    @vicenzostella1390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1115

    Me: Who are you?
    Alexander “the Alright”: I am the son of Zeus!
    Me: Do you realize how little that narrows it down?

    • @marseldagistani1989
      @marseldagistani1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Are we sure that Alexander wasn't the son of Ares?

    • @mohammedyousef4005
      @mohammedyousef4005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@marseldagistani1989 since this is ancient Greec he could be both

    • @marseldagistani1989
      @marseldagistani1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mohammedyousef4005 Considering all the warring he did

    • @The_preserver_x16
      @The_preserver_x16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Do you think random guys in Greece went around proclaiming themselves to be Zues to get laid???🤔

    • @mohammedyousef4005
      @mohammedyousef4005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@The_preserver_x16 buddy that would be the ultimate way to stay pure *forever* nobody wants to miss with hera

  • @LoudWaffle
    @LoudWaffle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    Nah I like his title "the Great" simply because it's so short and all-encompassing. That was the point, he was styling himself as the end-all be-all of EVERYTHING.
    What's he great at? Yes.

    • @Halinn
      @Halinn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      If ever anyone deserved the epithet, yeah, it would be Alexander. But so many people have gotten it that it devalues it so much

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Halinn Tbf everyone after probably used it to try sounding like Alexander lol

    • @ciphergacha9100
      @ciphergacha9100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LordVader1094 yeah but it ended up making him sound less cool

    • @lilyliao9521
      @lilyliao9521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Halinn so its everyone elses' fault

  • @ryanmoran8787
    @ryanmoran8787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    “Not the ocean fire thing, that would be incredibly difficult”
    The Byzantine empire would like to know your location

    • @ciphergacha9100
      @ciphergacha9100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah but that was GREEK fire

    • @SpartanLeonidas1821
      @SpartanLeonidas1821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ciphergacha9100
      Ignis Graecus 🔥

    • @giorgospapoutsakis5271
      @giorgospapoutsakis5271 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Υγρό πυρ: hold my flame 🔥

    • @tatjanavelkova5814
      @tatjanavelkova5814 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      tatko na ALEKSANDAR ---- FILIP KRAL NA MAKEDONIJA.
      majka na ALEKSANDAR ---- OLIMPIJA Princeza od EPIR .

  • @alexolas1246
    @alexolas1246 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6291

    Alexander the Soon-to-be-Great
    Alexander the Oblique
    Alexander the Swell
    Alexander the Shiny and New
    Alexander the Suddenly Preoccupied
    Alexander the Legit
    Alexander the Passable
    Alexander with the Good Hair
    Alexander the Thorough
    Alexander the Alright
    Alexander the Adaptable
    Alexander the Hostagetaker
    Alexander the Hamilton
    Alexander the Flammable
    Alexander the _alriiiight, alriiiight, alriiiight_
    Alexander the Insistent
    Alexander the Thoroughly Miffed
    Alexander the Persistent
    Alexander the Absolutely Flawless
    Alexander the Adventuresome
    Alexander the Overhyped
    Alexander the Regal
    Alexander the Feisty
    Alexander the Good Boy
    Alexander the Is-Coarse-And-Often-Irritating-And-Gets-Everywhere
    Alexander the Demigod
    Alexander the Underwood
    Alexander the Not Done Yet
    Alexander the Elfheid
    Alexander the Ample
    Alexander the Tactically Gifted
    Alexander the Decent
    Alexander the Alexandest
    Alexander the A.O.K.
    Alexander the Eastbound
    Alexander the Blandly Named
    Alexander the Sculpt-Me-Pretty-Or-I'll-Kill-You
    Alexander the Looking-More-Persian-By-The-Day
    Alexander the Still-Basically-Kind-of-a-Teenager
    Alexander the Dead
    Alexander Promachos
    Alexander Aristos
    Alexander the Conqueror
    Alexander the Horseman
    Alexander the _(ugh, damnit...!)_ Great

    • @Sepulgurath
      @Sepulgurath 6 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      "Core-Center"???
      *"Coarse-And"
      It's a Star Wars prequel meme about how Anakin hates sand.

    • @yamato0965
      @yamato0965 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Superlative; Supreme; Surpassing; Transcendent; Have Angelina Jolie as a Mother...

    • @paulwagner688
      @paulwagner688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      And then Alexander the Dead.

    • @potatoluna3389
      @potatoluna3389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      *Alexander The Hamilton*

    • @kelbybrewer2038
      @kelbybrewer2038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      *you could make a religion out of this*

  • @VickyTheVickname
    @VickyTheVickname 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1186

    Alexander the Increasingly Complex Name

    • @moirapalace3946
      @moirapalace3946 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Alexander the A-OK.

    • @gaslar3328
      @gaslar3328 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Alexander the is-coarse-and-rough-and-irritating-and-it-gets-everywhere.
      died

    • @lahlybird895
      @lahlybird895 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, that doesn't fit some of the later ones are less complex

    • @OneManCast
      @OneManCast ปีที่แล้ว

      Seems like a compilation TH-cam Video on its own.

    • @faisalkamal4319
      @faisalkamal4319 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alexander the Alexander

  • @AlexT-sy6nm
    @AlexT-sy6nm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1573

    Alexandros / Αλέξανδρος: Linguistically speaking, "Alexo / Αλέξω" does NOT mean "to defend", but actually "to make flee", to route [the enemy]. I keep seeing this incorrect translation in English, and whenever I flip to the etymology in my native Greek language, it is always the opposite: "Alexandros" literally means "he whom makes men flee"; NOT "defender of men" (btw, this very common mistake by non-Greek speakers, was heavily stressed upon us by our Greek language teachers in school as a cautionary tale -> "know your own language because others won't", so-to-speak).
    "Alexo / Αλέξω" is a verb that comes from the word "Alex / Αλέξ" = "to make flee" (thus the name Alex is actually a pure ancient Greek word), so "Alexo / Αλέξω" is in reference to one's self: " 'I' make/cause [someone to] flee". The second part of the name, "-andros / -ανδρος" (Alexandros / Αλέξανδρος= Alexo + andros) is a conjugated form of the noun "anir / ανήρ" (pronounced like "paneer" lol), meaning "man" in the sense of the masculine gender (because "man" in the sense of species is "anthropos/άνθρωπος"). So "Alexandros" does not mean protector of men, but in fact it refers to a brave and mighty warrior that repels his enemies and causes them to flee.
    I guess you could say that it means "defender of men" in the sense of dispersing the enemies? but that is only a loose and indirect understanding; NOT an accurate, word-for-word translation - and if you translate it as "defender of men/he whom defends men", you are in error. The correct literal meaning is "Alexandros"= "disperser of men; he who makes men flee", aka he who routes the enemy.
    I hope this has been helpful, since English "etymologies" (another greek word, which literally means "true word/speech") of ancient Greek words are frequently in error, and the mis-translation of Alexandros is one of the most common such cases.
    (For those interested in the specifics of the conjugation of the word "anir":
    1) " [o] anir / ο ανήρ" = 'the man' in the most general sense.
    2) " [tou] andros / του ανδρός" = "of the man" -> it indicates possession BY the man.
    3) "to andri" / "τω ανδρί" = 'to the man' -> sense of the man being acted upon; like "I saw/I talked 'to the man' ". And lastly,
    4) "oo aner / ω άνερ" = 'man' in the sense of directly addressing him, calling out to him: "hey you! hey 'man' ").

    • @fairycat23
      @fairycat23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Whoooaaaa this is so cool. (Except for the part where I need to go through the entirety of my name spreadsheet and change all the meanings of variants of Alexander to "makes men flee," but hey, that's the price I pay for being a name nerd.)

    • @Alexander-Hatfield
      @Alexander-Hatfield 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Damn you English translation dictionary! Lying to me about my name this whole time!
      "He who encourages men to bounce the fuck up outta here".
      I like it...

    • @xis7296
      @xis7296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's pretty neat knowledge.
      Can you do more names?
      Any popular name?

    • @JinxxSphinxx
      @JinxxSphinxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thank you so much for a great explanation! Could you maybe break up Anastasia, another Greek name that became universal? Or is the translation there correct?

    • @stevied3400
      @stevied3400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Alex T
      Ancient Greek verbs can have up to three grammatical “voices”, namely the active, passive, and middle voices. In the middle voice, αλέξω means “to defend oneself”. Even in the active voice, αλέξω can mean “to defend” or “to assist” if it takes the dative of person. Therefore the English translation of Alexander as “defender of man” is correct.
      Source: Middle Liddell Greek Dictionary

  • @sflaningam7680
    @sflaningam7680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    So in putting down rebellion, Alexander's strategy was to invent the "come at me" meme?

    • @fragmaster101
      @fragmaster101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He T-posed with his army for dominance

    • @faisalkamal4319
      @faisalkamal4319 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      F around and find out

    • @kira-dk2mx
      @kira-dk2mx ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fragmaster101 I'm imagining his entire army T-posing, and it is a strange yet surprisingly intimidating image.

  • @shadiversity
    @shadiversity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3113

    So much better than the movie, and I think I will now call him Alexander the many titles thanks to this video ^_^

    • @shosty575
      @shosty575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@slevinchannel7589 stfu

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shosty575 Simpleton.

    • @mattmarino4033
      @mattmarino4033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@slevinchannel7589 when did we think everything is ok? Are you saying that his video is bad for trying to educate people?

    • @skipperwarp9
      @skipperwarp9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@slevinchannel7589 bro go get some bitches dawg

    • @DrJReefer
      @DrJReefer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Alexander the Alright

  • @sylendraws1249
    @sylendraws1249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3847

    I hate it when my edgy teen conquers all of Persia

    • @daksh8747
      @daksh8747 6 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Every time man, every man...

    • @augustinedaudu9203
      @augustinedaudu9203 6 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      SylenDraws I know, especially when he takes Babylon without a single text message

    • @anthonymedina9425
      @anthonymedina9425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      I swear, they leave for 6 years, do I get a call or a text? No, ingrates.

    • @asalways1504
      @asalways1504 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      What grinds my gears is when he shows up at India's house, invites himself in,eats all the food,and just leaves. Talk about a rude guest!

    • @terryfoster5316
      @terryfoster5316 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂😂

  • @loganfisher3138
    @loganfisher3138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "Not the oceans on fire thing."
    > Greek fire left the chat

  • @Hawkfire360
    @Hawkfire360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    The way my professor explained the “son of Zeus” boy was like this: the priest greeted Alexander with terminology along the lines of [i forget which god sorry] welcomes you, my son” but through a slip in translation Alexander heard “Welcome, son of [god]” and that god got syncrotized into Zeus.

    • @SpartanLeonidas1821
      @SpartanLeonidas1821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats true! 💯

    • @timerevive1511
      @timerevive1511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SpartanLeonidas1821 At least thats what Plutarch said, who wasnt even there and wrote this 400 years after Alexander with no source whatsoever. He litterally says "Many claim that..." It`s in Plut. Alex. 28 if you want to read it yourself

    • @ne0nmancer
      @ne0nmancer ปีที่แล้ว

      @@timerevive1511 I mean, Arrian is considered a somewhat good source on Alexander, and he lived 300 years later also...

  • @jacylnjaggar1274
    @jacylnjaggar1274 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1364

    "Alexander the alright alright alright" I love all of the names blue used in this episode

    • @tacoman2147
      @tacoman2147 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Same, I couldn't stop laughing.

    • @FallonFontaine
      @FallonFontaine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Jacyln Jaggar Alexander with the Good Hair 😂

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Alexander the WTF WHO MANY GODDAMN NAMES DO YOU HAVE?!

    • @namingisdifficult408
      @namingisdifficult408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jean-Luc Martel * how

    • @leeanncastle8673
      @leeanncastle8673 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wish I found this video sooner so I could show my history prof. He pointed out how many people in the history of the world are remembered as THE GREAT....more than you would think actually

  • @MeatGuyJ
    @MeatGuyJ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +942

    Honestly, I think Alexander the Great sums his title up very well. It's short and to the point, unlike "Alexander, Baselius of Macedonia, Hegemon of the Hellenic League, Shahhanshah of Persia, Pharaoh of Egypt, Lord of Asia."

    • @justanotherpoweraddict7918
      @justanotherpoweraddict7918 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      MahjongNucleus Great people don't need a novella as their title
      Looking at Daenerys

    • @MeatGuyJ
      @MeatGuyJ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Royal titles can get pretty long winded and boring. Here's the Russian Emperor's:
      "By the Grace of God, We, NN, Emperor and Autocrat of All the Russias, Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod; Tsar of Kazan, Tsar of Astrakhan, Tsar of Poland, Tsar of Siberia, Tsar of Chersonese Taurian, Tsar of Georgia; Lord of Pskov and Grand Prince of Smolensk, Lithuania, Volhynia, Podolia, Finland; Prince of Estland, Livland, Courland, Semigalia, Samogitia, Belostok, Karelia, Tver, Yugorsky land, Perm, Vyatka, Bolgar and others; Lord and Grand Prince of Nizhny Nogorod, Chernigov, Ryazan, Polotsk, Rostov, Yaroslavl, Belozersk, Udorsky land, Obdorsk, Kondia, Vitebsk, Mstislav, and all of the northern countries Master; and Lord of Iberia, Kartli, and Kabardia lands and Armenian provinces; hereditary Sovereign and ruler of the Circassian and Mountainous Princes and of others; Lord of Turkestan; Heir of Norway; Duke of Schleswig-Holstein, Stormarn, Dithmarschen, and Oldenburg, and others, and others, and others."

    • @user-kr8mh4no4k
      @user-kr8mh4no4k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      MahjongNucleus How did get the title heir of Norway, or lord if iberia? Also, what are the others?

    • @MeatGuyJ
      @MeatGuyJ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He must have been of partial Danish descent, you know how European nobles are. Most of the other titles are smaller regions in Russia and the surrounding region.

    • @cobraglatiator
      @cobraglatiator 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      you think Alexander might be able to trace back his lineage to a certain silver haired dragon queen who f*cked her nephew?

  • @ActiveAdvocate1
    @ActiveAdvocate1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    That whole "son of Zeus" thing was a misunderstanding. See, the oracle's Greek wasn't so good, and he meant to call Alexander "perdion" ("my son"). INSTEAD, he slipped up and called him "perdeos" ("son of God"), which convinced Alexander that he was the son of Zeus. Oops. Also, I probably didn't spell either word correctly.

    • @blessiemasancay4818
      @blessiemasancay4818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Alexander forgot his dad lmao

    • @TheDaviesCR
      @TheDaviesCR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@blessiemasancay4818 Given that their relationship was often less than cordial, it would not surprise me to learn that Alexander frequently hoped that Phillip was not his real dad.

    • @THISISLolesh
      @THISISLolesh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      glad you was there to hear it and clear it up for us, thanks.

    • @timerevive1511
      @timerevive1511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually we have absolutely no clue what happened there... You are quoting what Plutarch said in his bibliography about Alexander, but every author has a different version from being god himself to not even mentioning the son thing at all

  • @Petepeatpeet
    @Petepeatpeet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    "Alexander the is coarse and rough and irritating and gets everywhere."
    Alexander the sand..?

    • @d0gbug
      @d0gbug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      AlexSANDer

  • @ChocoboProduction
    @ChocoboProduction 6 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    In defense of Sparta, they still got that sass going for them. Plutarch (lived about 400 years later, so take it with a grain of salt!) tells a story where Philip actually sent an envoy to Sparta, telling them "If I conquer your city, your houses will burn, your wifes and children will be slaves and you will be killed!"
    The spartans replied: "If."
    Philip obviously didn't bother anymore after this.
    From this (and other stories like it) derived the word "laconic" for REALLY short and REALLY sassy comments. (Since the region around Sparta was called Laconia and the spartans therefore were known as "Laconians".)

    • @TraviRationalist
      @TraviRationalist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      thank you - great comment

    • @steinmaniac7920
      @steinmaniac7920 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Sethur_the_Chocobo Spartans don't ask how many (words), they ask where.
      Anyway, nice fact! Being badass with sarcastic remarks...I should try that at some time, hope it won't lead to my untimely death.

    • @user-sd8ec5jv2z
      @user-sd8ec5jv2z 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Sethur_the_Chocobo Yup, this is probably the second most famous case of Laconic Wit after the Persian War ones. (We shall fight in the shade, dine in hell, come and get them...)

    • @steinmaniac7920
      @steinmaniac7920 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Βουλγαροκτόνος1014 If we were talking movie tropes, Sparta would most likely be the witty, badass oneliner machine, like for example, John McClane. Athens would be a nerd, that learns in the course of the movie to become a badass himself, by utilizing his skills.

    • @JoeyfilmingTv
      @JoeyfilmingTv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually this isn't true. Philip didn't say that, it was the Athenians during the Peloponnesian war.

  • @KirillTheBeast
    @KirillTheBeast 6 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    In Spain we call him "Alejandro Magno" which is objectively better than "el Grande" (the Great), as we have many of them, but only one "Magno".

    • @gelisgeo1309
      @gelisgeo1309 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Khelthrai Hellbane magno comes from Greek mega ...in Greece (in his language) called megas alexandros

    • @taylor_green_9
      @taylor_green_9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      We ocassionally call him Alejandro el Grande (I've heard/read it a few times), but the fact remains that Magno is just Latin for Great/Grande

    • @sekharapramod7819
      @sekharapramod7819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well magno is cognate to the Greek word μέγας, So Alejandro Magno is exactly the same as Αλέξανδρος ο Μέγας.

    • @GiulianaBruna
      @GiulianaBruna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What about Carlo Magno?

    • @chiaragovernatori2979
      @chiaragovernatori2979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same thing in Italian. Alessandro Magno.

  • @jakeswierdfriend7204
    @jakeswierdfriend7204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The Siege of Tyre is probobly one of my favorite Historical battles in History. People talk about leaving your mark on the world, and Alex took this too seriously THE GUY TURED AN ISLAND INTO A PENINSULLA

  • @josephe4503
    @josephe4503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Never bring your family to watch your "decisive battle". I feel like it's never gone well

  • @JRGomez81
    @JRGomez81 6 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    I liked Alexander's Fate/Zero title, King of Conquerors, but that's just me...

    • @Plankensen
      @Plankensen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      it's a really good title.

    • @caseygray2328
      @caseygray2328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      yeah, its an awesome title that invokes amazement and awe

    • @weloniko
      @weloniko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Iskandar

    • @OurLordandSaviorSigmar
      @OurLordandSaviorSigmar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And he was a drunk there too 😂

  • @666melodeath666
    @666melodeath666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1480

    You forgot to mention him fighting Gilgamesh and King Arthur whos a girl while Alexander rode a flying chariot with bulls whilst wearing booty shorts

    • @marnetteryes2613
      @marnetteryes2613 6 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      As well as his friendship with his scrawny British retainer, or the kindly Japanese couple who let him live in their guest room

    • @MeatGuyJ
      @MeatGuyJ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Canadian couple.

    • @dreammirrorbrony1240
      @dreammirrorbrony1240 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      666melodeath666 lol

    • @dezopenguin9649
      @dezopenguin9649 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Or his love of video games!

    • @poilboiler
      @poilboiler 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      And his t-shirt with a picture of the world on it as inspiration for his next conquest.

  • @Nodim1er
    @Nodim1er 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I came solely for hearing your nicknames of Alexander the Multi-Named.

  • @caitlinsloan2475
    @caitlinsloan2475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “A name that’s supposed to mean Everything ends up meaning Absolutely Nothing.” I loved that

  • @Esmoire
    @Esmoire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    Alexander the Marginally Above Average

    • @mosessatur941
      @mosessatur941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Honey the greatest military general of all time.

    • @BlackEpyon
      @BlackEpyon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Alexander the Meh.

    • @mosessatur941
      @mosessatur941 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hammody Ahmed fuck you!

    • @mosessatur941
      @mosessatur941 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hammody Ahmed fuck you! your fucking general wasn’t even recognized by napoleon.

    • @mosessatur941
      @mosessatur941 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hammody Ahmed are you stupid or what? it’s not abou the west or east, it’s about greatness. despite napoleon loss, he is still one of the greatest to do it, far greater than your not famous general, not even worth mentioning his name

  • @kathrynmilewski
    @kathrynmilewski 6 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    There's a million places he hasn't conquered but just you waaaaiiiiit

    • @visibleconfusion782
      @visibleconfusion782 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Alexander the HAMILTON!

    • @henrynarkiewicz8778
      @henrynarkiewicz8778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just you wait just you wait!

    • @helenanilsson5666
      @helenanilsson5666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fun fact, a Sweden-residing branch of the Hamilton family owns Boo castle near-ish where I live and the cleaning company I work for comes by bi-weekly to clean the ground floor of the castle. It takes over four hours for two cleaners and the Hamilton soundtrack is almost always stuck in my head throughout the work.

    • @liltildie7258
      @liltildie7258 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Greece is whole. And then it broke.

  • @SobiTheRobot
    @SobiTheRobot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    @7:30 - "Alexander the Hamilton." I frickin' died. Then, and every other thing you called Alexander.

    • @pinkajou656
      @pinkajou656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Absolutely. I rewatched it about five times.

  • @somethingfierce8859
    @somethingfierce8859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Near to the east
    In a part of ancient Greece
    In an ancient land called Macedonia
    Was born a son
    To Philip of Macedon
    The legend his name was Alexander
    At the age of nineteen
    He became the Macedon King
    And he swore to free all of Asia Minor
    By the Aegian Sea
    In 334 B.C.
    He utterly beat the armies of Persia
    Alexander the Great
    His name struck fear into hearts of men
    Alexander the Great
    Became a legend 'mongst mortal men

    • @trenchrat5359
      @trenchrat5359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ... He died of Fever in Babylon \m/

    • @ARG0T
      @ARG0T 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      UP THE IRONS \M/

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is this from a song?

    • @ameliedeblonde-connolly5268
      @ameliedeblonde-connolly5268 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@alexanderthegreat6682 yes alexander the great by iron maiden

  • @nicholasbove3554
    @nicholasbove3554 6 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    That is why I refer to him by his best title. ISKANDER KING OF CONQUERORS

    • @amirhedayati8091
      @amirhedayati8091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "King of Conquerors" cuz Genghis Khan never existed?

    • @raduvlad4429
      @raduvlad4429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@amirhedayati8091 what alexander did was greater also he was far younger .Alexander is THE GREATEST.

    • @deathstar6998
      @deathstar6998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@amirhedayati8091 Gengis Khan made have had the biggest empire but Alexander had the most stable one which only collapsed due to his death. The Mongol Army had so much territory and treated its conquered nations badly to the point where people would just surrender to the mongols and let them move on just so they wouldn't set up shop and give them a hard time. Also the Mongolian Empire failed to even reach Japan where as Alexander was like screw it ima build a bridge to that island because I am sick and tired of it. Also the fact that as the empire went west its empire destabilized in the East and went to ruin. Where as alexander bought stability in greece by using the spoils of war to appease the states and to maintain why they lost to him in the first place.
      Mongolia despite having the largest empire in the world is one of the most desolate country's today. Meanwhile Greece is still one of the most popular tourist spots in the world has an alive and vibrant culture and has its effects on history felt to this day. The only thing the Mongolian empire left behind was the black death.

    • @deathstar6998
      @deathstar6998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @ボイス Yeah it happened twice and they gave up. And no their empire was far from stable and no they did not have a capital they had a tent, that was their idea of a city a big ass tent. And it was most definitely not stable. The eastern territories had many rebellions that were left unchecked until Genghis khan died and his empire instantly broke into four pieces. With only one of them remaining stable.
      And their whole surrender policy was the harder you made them fight the more of your people they would kill. And the more of your town they would pillage. People surrended not out of respect but just so they would move on.
      In Alexander the great's case people wanted him to rule their country. They wanted him to stay and govern their lands. While most people just wanted the Mongols to get the fuck out. Also not really much of an empire if most of the territory you conquered couldn't even be properly controlled.

    • @deathstar6998
      @deathstar6998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @ボイス It doesn't matter because it wasn't much of an empire. They didn't all of a sudden start saying all hail the great Khan after he left, nobody respected them. They just were a shit empire, like you could sit there, say I surrender and they would move on like it was nothing to them or you. That's not making you a part of the empire that's just deciding to move on.
      An empire is to govern over an area over a long period of time. Alexander lived for a pretty long time and had real control over Persia, Egypt and Greece. The Khan died in his 60's before he even finished and didn't even properly govern in that entire time other than controlling his troops the dude might as well had been nothing but a glorified general.

  • @steinmaniac7920
    @steinmaniac7920 6 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Alexander never lost a significant battle...but even that did not stop my boy Diogenes from owning him. Love that guy.

    • @cebenify
      @cebenify 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sokrates with ADHD Aristotle got an even worse burn.

    • @steinmaniac7920
      @steinmaniac7920 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Janos Jalics I thought there was nothing worse...than a sun burn!
      I am very proud of this pun! ;)

    • @cebenify
      @cebenify 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      When Aristotle classified humans as hairless bipeds, Diogenes torched him by running around Athens with a plucked chicken screaming, "Look, a human being!"

    • @steinmaniac7920
      @steinmaniac7920 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Janos Jalics I have nothing to reply to that. Thats just awesome. :D

    • @cebenify
      @cebenify 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't worry. Neither did Aristotle

  • @EliJ0nes1998
    @EliJ0nes1998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    6:00
    "I want every single Persian port on the Mediterranean flying a Greek flag or so help me Zeus i will set the ocean on fire"
    LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Wolfs0n
    @Wolfs0n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "To Win but never to Destroy.
    To Subjugate but never to Humiliate.
    That is what true Conquest is"

  • @psykodactyle
    @psykodactyle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    Taking land with his great army
    Alexander conquering

    • @mrcynical-9304
      @mrcynical-9304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Are you a fan of John?

    • @karelvansteenhuyse3522
      @karelvansteenhuyse3522 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Finally breaching Tyres wall its
      Alexander slaughtering

    • @General12th
      @General12th 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ME ME BIG DISAPPOINTMENT

    • @sydneybrz
      @sydneybrz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Psykodactyle me me big boy?

    • @kiiera
      @kiiera 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Is this a Jacksfilms reference or am I thinking of the wrong Alexander

  • @Meirstein
    @Meirstein 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Fun fact, when Alexander reached Jerusalem, the temple priests got him to not sack the city by promising to name their sons Alexander.

    • @nIhIl34
      @nIhIl34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And some money for alexander's more practical generals

    • @SpartanLeonidas1821
      @SpartanLeonidas1821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      FACTS 💯
      The name "Sender" or "Sander" is still used by some Jews today because if that!

    • @tatjanavelkova5814
      @tatjanavelkova5814 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      A L E K S A N D E R IS MACEDONIAN NAME ! ! !

  • @jonathanvilario5402
    @jonathanvilario5402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Alexander is like that isekei protagonist that has it way too lucky but no one can stop him

  • @metamaxis
    @metamaxis 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I love the actual pain you can hear in Blue's voice at having to ay "Alexander the Great"
    BLAND, where's the FLAVOR

  • @derrickthewhite1
    @derrickthewhite1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    Alexander the "I don't want to say Great"

    • @marnetteryes2613
      @marnetteryes2613 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      How about "Alexander the fine and sexy"

    • @orangedude8013
      @orangedude8013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Alexander the meh"

    • @gelisgeo1309
      @gelisgeo1309 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      His real name is alexandros

    • @rowlypowly8
      @rowlypowly8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is great, absolutely to say he isn’t is borderline retardation.

  • @fellowshipofthegay
    @fellowshipofthegay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    Beautifully done, but what about Hephaestion? The argument can be made that his death caused Alexander to further spiral into megalomania, and may have been one of the contributing factors to the events that lead to his death. Hephaestion was also Alexander's second in command and his closest childhood friend and possible lover, and was called philalexandros by Alexander. He was also the commander of the Companion Cavalry. When Alexander visited Troy, he visited the tombs of Achilles and Patroklus. Alexander left a wreath on Achilles' tomb, and Hephaestion did the same to Patroklus'. When Alexander was brought before the family of Darius, Sisygambis actually mistook Hephaestion for Alexander, to which he responded, "You were not mistaken Mother, for he too is Alexander." Hephaestion was trusted enough to be sent on a diplomatic mission to choose a new king for Sidon, and the man he chose, Abdalonymus, was appointed as the new king of Sidon. At the weddings at Susa, Alexander had Hephaestion marry Drypetis, the sister to Stateira I, so that his children and Alexander's would be linked by blood. When Hephaestion died in Ecbatana in 324, Alexander was inconsolable. He lay on the corpse weeping for three days, and neither ate nor drank. He ordered Hephaestion to be worshipped as a Divine Hero, and razed the shrine to Asclepius to the ground. Hephaestion's funeral pyre was 60 meters tall (Diodorus says that it was over 191 feet) and 200 meters wide, and had seven levels, each holding different offerings. It was said to have cost the ancient equivalent of 2.3 billion USD. Alexander also ordered the sacred flame of the king to be extinguished, something that was only ever done upon the death of a king. He also made a blood sacrifice to Hephaestion's spirit in the form of the Cossean tribe, and cut off all his hair, and placed a lock of it in Hephaestion's hands. He also ordered that all the manes and tails on the horses to be shorn short, and declared a state of mourning.

    • @kanishmaray
      @kanishmaray 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      The kind of fun facts I need to survive

    • @givemeyoureggs456
      @givemeyoureggs456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@kanishmaray Second fact: Every single ancient source he is stated as "Totally aren't lovers", apart from Diogenes who HEAVILY emplied in a letter that and I quote "Alexander's yielding to Hephaestion's thighs" A.K.A Alexander was a total fucking bottom to Hephaestion

    • @noraarcadia635
      @noraarcadia635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@givemeyoureggs456 If you and your bro place wreaths on the tombs of Achilles and Patrocles, that's a bit gay

    • @yusufmagedy5366
      @yusufmagedy5366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@noraarcadia635 no not really. I never saw Achilles and Patrocles as lovers, never really made sense. A lot of it is speculation, however we do know for a fact Achilles loved Bryses. I'm sticking with the facts on this one

    • @yusufmagedy5366
      @yusufmagedy5366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@givemeyoureggs456 I always interpreted that as wrestling due to the context of the letter from Diogenes. I am a 3rd year sub-major in greek history so we get access to a lot of these writings, pretty cool stuff if you ask me. Personally I dont believe he was his lover. that theory along with many was created in 1946 then published by a lesbian author named Mary Renault. In other words dont believe everything you read

  • @kimvereen5107
    @kimvereen5107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Alexander with the good hair" caught me off guard 💀💀💀

  • @nicoski6347
    @nicoski6347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I did a huge history project on Demosthenes in school last year. No one ever knows who he is when I tell them. Even my teacher had never heard of him! Thank you for knowing who he is, it's making me feel extremely validated in my choice of ancient Greek guy to do a huge history project on

  • @fusel5883
    @fusel5883 6 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    In 338 BC Philip conquered all of Greece. All of Greece? Not quiet. A little village keep offering resistance to the occupiers even though it was surrounded by military camps.
    A Greece version of Asterix and Obelix

    • @anthonymedina9425
      @anthonymedina9425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Yes, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Greece underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The Alpha Team

    • @gubus2494
      @gubus2494 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL

    • @firetarrasque4667
      @firetarrasque4667 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      A: Greek, B: The Beta team, and
      A long long time ago in a island chain far far away, the vicious Macedonian Empire conquered the galaxy. Now the only hope rests with a small group of revoultionaires known as the Rebellion...

    • @wicksinn
      @wicksinn 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      that would be Sparta. How the mighty have fallen.

    • @namingisdifficult408
      @namingisdifficult408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anthony Medina Perfect

  • @leonvalenzuela4096
    @leonvalenzuela4096 6 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    THE GREAT only lost it's meaning with time and overuse; so many wanted to be like him that "Great" become used by other rulers; at the time only the Gods were "The Great" so a demigod... not a bad title... at the time

    • @nojatha4637
      @nojatha4637 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Still though, if someone were to add the title “the Great” to their name without proper prestige to back up their claim, people would either laugh at them because they think they’re joking or think of them as some kind of narcissistic asshole/freak. “The Great” still holds a lot of value.

    • @gregortheoverlander4122
      @gregortheoverlander4122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Both Xerxes and Darius were called the great. Every other king that didn't suck got called the great. Not much of a title honestly.

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Honeatly the only ones Id compare to him are Genghis Khan and Napoleon.

    • @feelthepony
      @feelthepony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wowowowowowwooooooooo frederick did deseve it.

    • @amirhedayati8091
      @amirhedayati8091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well Darius took a massive empire on the verge of civil war and implemented bureaucratic systems and infrastructure that kept the empire together and created harmony and prosperity. But sure, yall only remember him for his failed military campaign against the Greek states with massively under-advanced weapons and armors (which wasnt a total failure at all since he still took some territory).

  • @Alex_Fahey
    @Alex_Fahey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Alexander the Great is a pretty amazing character. I first learned about him in Empire Earth and upon further inspection the real Alexander the Great blew that portrayal out of the water. Anyway, I'd say Alexander is one of the most (if not the most, period) influential men of all time (except maybe Jesus or Mohammed). His influence was so large that from all across the world his name become synonymous with greatness. Even today, Alexander is still one of the top names across the world (It's even my name, lol).
    P.S. Alexander isn't actually "Defender of Men;" It's more like "Disperser of Men" (as in, on the battlefield, everyone runs away in fear).

  • @user-tv4oi2xv6b
    @user-tv4oi2xv6b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He didn't say Alexander the third not even once lol

  • @trueneutral8742
    @trueneutral8742 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    "WHATS YOUR NAME MAN!!!!"
    "Dude you got the wrong Alex..."

    • @infinite5540
      @infinite5540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @True Neutral Dude... big brain

  • @Marcin_Pawlik
    @Marcin_Pawlik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Finally, Alexander the Pretty Good video!

  • @MirasBuecherwelt
    @MirasBuecherwelt ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm currently taking a lecture on Alexander and Hellenism. How is it possible you summarized this so much better than my professor did? This is so, so helpful!

  • @SRosenberg203
    @SRosenberg203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:40 Alexander the Shade-Thrower

  • @loonachan
    @loonachan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    "This is the only time I know of where a revolt was put down by a marching band routine."
    ...Jericho maybe?

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They just walked around the wall a few times and called it a day. A high school band would be embarrassed if that was their best marching formation.
      (Also, paucity of corroborating evidence for most Biblical events blah blah blah.)

    • @loonachan
      @loonachan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      They also blew a horn! The Greeks didn't blow any horns! Well they probably did but you know...

    • @selenagamya1612
      @selenagamya1612 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't forget the yelling.

    • @user-sd8ec5jv2z
      @user-sd8ec5jv2z 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hentropy The Greeks did have horns. In fact the Spartans are the first recorded military force that had consistent music for marches and whatnot.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It also wasn't a revolt, they were conquering the city.

  • @Boss_Isaac
    @Boss_Isaac 6 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Surprised you didn't include the death of Kleitos, who had saved Alexander's life at Granicus. In a drunken altercation turned violent at Maracanda (modern day Samarkand, Uzbekistan), Kleitos publicly denounced Alexander for the murders of Parmenio and Philotas. He went further by ridiculing Alexander for claiming to be _“the son of Zeus Ammon”_ (the Egyptian equivalent to Zeus) and his [Alexander's] denouncement of his own father, Philip. Alexander lost his temper and snatched the spear from a bodyguard standing nearby, running Kleitos through. Although he mourned his friend immensely, all of Alexander’s associates thereafter feared his dangerous temper.

    • @TheSecondVersion
      @TheSecondVersion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Also his falling out with Parmenion, who was effectively his right hand man for most of this conquest

    • @eckmann88
      @eckmann88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He sounds like Joe Pesci’s character in Goodfellas.

  • @pyrphoros8739
    @pyrphoros8739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    15:10 The ptolemies did not have a horrendous family tree.
    More like a neatly knitted family line.

  • @shinchan123450
    @shinchan123450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love the music from Age of Mythology,. Really fits the history.

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE...Uh, I mean, 'charge'."
    Who let Vegeta command an army?

    • @liltildie7258
      @liltildie7258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Greece is whole. And then it broke.

  • @brendanmurphy4034
    @brendanmurphy4034 6 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    I think the point of Alexander being called The Great, and not something else or even the greatest, is that he was the pinnacle of what someone could achieve. Someone who forged a new world out of the old and someone who will be remembered until the end of time. A story goes when Caesar saw a statute of Alexander he wept for he knew he'd never achieve what Alexander did. The reason why he's called the great is cause he's the very embodiment of greatness

    • @eldorados_lost_searcher
      @eldorados_lost_searcher 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Brendan Murphy
      Wasn't Caesar lamenting the fact that Alexander had accomplished so much at such a young age, and Caesar was already older than Alexander had been at his death?

    • @edrickhuge4637
      @edrickhuge4637 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Garret LeBuis jupp

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ehh, no. Darius III was easily a far greater man and he has so many lies and propaganda against him. Stop being a weeb and actually study history. Alexander invaded and empire. Darius actually maintained one.

    • @MrRushhour4
      @MrRushhour4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Alexander kicked Darius' ass. Darius also lost an empire. Lets be honest theres no PR campagin to save that

    • @liamjm9278
      @liamjm9278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      saeedvazirian Darius, such a greater man that, even when heavily outnumbering his opponent, he ran away from the lesser man before the battle was decided, not once, but on multiple occasions. Even lost his family in the process.

  • @PhantomCatMusic
    @PhantomCatMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I loved all the descriptors you gave him. But I do believe that the fact that he was still called mégas, and everyone still recognising such a simple title as belonging to him in pretty much all of history, means that the title was probably chosen well.

  • @user-es2gb9bv3n
    @user-es2gb9bv3n 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    i love the alexander titles, its extremely funny like every time :D alex the absolutly flawless

  • @FoggyMcFogFace
    @FoggyMcFogFace 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Loving all the different Alexander-titles

  • @Jza_Dragon
    @Jza_Dragon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "Alexander with the good hair"

    • @Bloodlyshiva
      @Bloodlyshiva 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Especially in Civ1. Its worth seeing. Man has a MANE.

  • @peterthesneakybastar
    @peterthesneakybastar 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The Hellenistic period is one of the most poorly understood chapters in history.
    From an outside perspective, it might seem like a war mongering mess. However, from a scientific & philosophic perspective, it was a golden age of humanity. Nearly every part of the known world was run by intellectuals, and the citizens also aspired to become great scientists, mathematicians, philosophers, etc. In fact, they were taught at a young age that these subjects are beautiful art forms that are absolutely necessary to excel humanity.
    People seem to forget that Aristotle and Alexander’s entire plan was to “civilize” the world. Not so much technologically, but more so culturally. They wanted to enlighten all “barbarians” by “Hellenizing” them. Whether or not their beliefs justify their actions, one cannot deny the tremendous success it came with for thousands of years to come. Alexandria in particular had an unfathomable amount of prosperity and scientific growth. So much so, that it was these very achievements that the Renaissance studied and sought to revive nearly 2,000 years later, sparking the Age of Enlightenment in the process.

  • @tobisan9631
    @tobisan9631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like the age of Mythology music playing in the background glad to see you're a fan of the series. A good history video and a nostalgic tune playing. A good package!

  • @OhMercyMe
    @OhMercyMe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    See, the problem with Blue's videos is that they make me want to play Age of Mythology a whole lot.
    New plan: Play Age of Mythology with the video playing in the background. Emerge victorious and also smarter than before. Thanks Blue.

  • @alanepithet2931
    @alanepithet2931 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    As someone that loves language, I will say names are important. They carry a lot of meaning and impact behind them, especially when you include titles. It says a lot about Alexander that his title is, in greek, 'the Big', or in english, 'the Great'. Yeah. These words are plain, simple, and somewhat bland. But they're also very, very, encompassing.
    The word 'Great' has connotations of gravitas, splendor, and awe. It's evocative of the idea of peak performance, and generally speaks of surpassing skill, prowess, or intellect.
    Alexander's title implies that he was the biggest, best, most-awesome guy. Bigger in impact, more impressive, and so on.
    Despite how plain it seems, there's a lot of ostentatiousness in having a title that basically says 'I'm better than everyone else, ever, period.' Which is exactly what his title does.
    Although I do find the various titles Blue gave Alexander amusing.

    • @jasondoe2596
      @jasondoe2596 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well-said!

    • @Skadi609
      @Skadi609 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Al I agree. But some names shouldn't be kept 😁: a Byzantine emperor named copronymous(dung-named in Greek)? William the bastard? Basil the Bulgar-slayer? Ivar the boneless? I mean come on...

    • @alanepithet2931
      @alanepithet2931 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Those names still say a lot about the people who had them, don't they? Not very flattering things, but things none the less.

    • @cobraglatiator
      @cobraglatiator 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i guess expansive or vast wouldn't due because it only gives a sense of size then?

    • @The-kr9rb
      @The-kr9rb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      alexander the *b i g*

  • @sto_karfi842
    @sto_karfi842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The title great was given by the Romans as "Alexander Magnus", for the greeks was just Alexander of Macedon.

  • @quantumlandbooks4005
    @quantumlandbooks4005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how many adjectives you found for Alexander. Great video!

  • @dionysiosbbbb
    @dionysiosbbbb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    In Fate Zero he is known as "King of Conquerors"

    • @marseldagistani1989
      @marseldagistani1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought he was called the king of Overcompensation

  • @marnetteryes2613
    @marnetteryes2613 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    All dreams end, when the dreamer awakens

    • @liltildie7258
      @liltildie7258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or you could say Greece is whole. And then it broke.

    • @darkestnight0014
      @darkestnight0014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@liltildie7258 like every other empire ever

  • @degenerate3288
    @degenerate3288 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:07
    Dear Blue
    Have to heard of Greek fire
    Sincerely an Egyptian God

  • @orpheuseclipse4236
    @orpheuseclipse4236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Alexander with the good hair - blue
    You kill me
    Kind of like phillip’s childhood friends

    • @orpheuseclipse4236
      @orpheuseclipse4236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alexander the “sculpt me pretty or I’ll kill you”

  • @paradigmings
    @paradigmings 6 ปีที่แล้ว +968

    Alexander the swell
    Alexander the shiny and new
    Alexander the suddenly preoccupied
    Alexander the legit
    Alexander the passable
    Alexander with the good hair
    Alexander the thorough
    Alexander the adaptable
    Alexander the hostage taker
    Alexander the Hamilton's trusted commander
    Alexander the flammable
    Alexander the alright alright alright
    Alexander the insistence
    Alexander the thoroughly miffed
    Alexander the absolutely flawless
    Alexander the adventuresome
    Alexander the over-hyped
    Alexander the regal
    Alexander the feisty
    Alexander the good guy
    Alexander the is coarse and rough and irritating and gets everywhere
    Alexander the demigod
    Alexander the not done yet
    Alexander the elf, i'd put his reconnaissance team into over drive (i'm not sure)
    Alexander the ample
    Alexander the tactically gifted
    Alexander the decent
    Alexander the Alexandist
    Alexander the AOK
    Alexander the east bound
    Alexander the blandly named
    Alexander the sculpt me pretty or ill kill you
    Alexander the looking more Persian by the day
    Alexander the still basically kind of a teenager
    Alexander the dead
    Alexander the great (hey, you actually said it)
    my fingers are dying
    Alexander doesn't seem like a word anymore

    • @hushedmirth
      @hushedmirth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      you could have used copy paste lul.
      EDIT: i take back my statement. if you copy pasted, there woulda been no effort. gj bro 👍

    • @EvilParagon4
      @EvilParagon4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      You missed Alexander the soon to be great

    • @snehadityaghosh8973
      @snehadityaghosh8973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Alexander the Hamilton is my personal favorite, what about yours? Nice work btw.

    • @vereinigtekonigreicheoster35
      @vereinigtekonigreicheoster35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Alexander the finger murderer

    • @johnmemes6447
      @johnmemes6447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alexander the Great meet dihognes

  • @eyuin5716
    @eyuin5716 6 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    You should do one on Chandragupta Maurya

    • @vinhny2406
      @vinhny2406 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Ęÿūį Æßñ time to conquer all of India...... most of India

    • @paxonite-7bd5
      @paxonite-7bd5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Super - rinno none of India :v

    • @mr.bluesky8554
      @mr.bluesky8554 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      which one?

    • @paxonite-7bd5
      @paxonite-7bd5 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Calvin the Patriot too many Chandragupta's

    • @surajbhat5447
      @surajbhat5447 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ęÿūį Æßñ hey I have a question was chandragupta maurya named after the og Indian conquered Chandra Gupta or was it just a giant coincidence that they had basically the same name

  • @luciuswinius5187
    @luciuswinius5187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey blue, just gotta say that Age of Mythologie soundtrack fits perfectly and every episode is a trip down memory lane thanks for that

  • @IAmMuchAnger
    @IAmMuchAnger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Calling Alexander a nem title everytime bring me back tô when Sam O'nella referred to the world wars as "The great war" and the "Not so great but still pretty alright war

  • @dohndabe3472
    @dohndabe3472 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Alex the *insert adjective here*

  • @MultiMistick99
    @MultiMistick99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    how about
    Iskandar, King of Conquerors? :D

    • @bogdan3386
      @bogdan3386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      King of conquerors? Wait until Genghis Khan joins the server.

    • @Nparalelo
      @Nparalelo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@bogdan3386 Alexander was more respectful to the people he conquered than the Khans, so Alexander is still THE king of conquerors.

    • @dmitrypavlov9316
      @dmitrypavlov9316 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      [angry english noises]

    • @archivesoffantasy5560
      @archivesoffantasy5560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Nparalelo by that logic Cyrus is the real winner

  • @pwnorbepwned
    @pwnorbepwned ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I know it’s a faux pas to bring up the Fate series around here, but Alexander has the best version of his name in that show that I’ve ever heard.
    Iskandar, King of Conquerors.

  • @BonesCapone
    @BonesCapone 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Alexander earns "the Great," as there were none before him. All subsequent "Greats" were mere pretenders.
    Even Caesar, whose own name came to mean "king" in many cultures and languages, saw himself as merely grasping at a glory passed.
    For Caesar wept at the sight of the statue of Alexander, remarking "What will they remember of me? Who has so much less to show for so many more years?"

    • @TheSimmr001
      @TheSimmr001 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Cyrus?

  • @thesadcactus3412
    @thesadcactus3412 6 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Alexander the Hamilton.
    When you're such hamiltrash

    • @alethiachan6793
      @alethiachan6793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pinky B I was scoring through the comments just to see this

    • @juliocruz1503
      @juliocruz1503 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pinky B my god

  • @Zerobasssoul
    @Zerobasssoul 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Now if Waver was back in this time Iskandar's dream might have come true...also u skipped over his fight with Gilgamesh but np

  • @alexfernandez882
    @alexfernandez882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:48 whazza, a man of quality

  • @Leemon692
    @Leemon692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Persian Empire: *exists*
    Alexander the Soon-to-be-Great: Whippity whine, your property is mine.

  • @psykodactyle
    @psykodactyle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Clicked as fast as I could

    • @Jam-ke4hi
      @Jam-ke4hi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Psykodactyle Me too

    • @thenerdylad882
      @thenerdylad882 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Psykodactyle aye

    • @tacoman2147
      @tacoman2147 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same. I love Alexander the Great.

  • @sadier1726
    @sadier1726 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Alexander the Hamilton" same

  • @TheWhiskyDelta
    @TheWhiskyDelta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Isn't the problem with "the great" the over use after Alexander? In Alexander's time only a comparatively small number of individuals (and perhapse none at all in greek history) actually used the title "the great" (mostly persian emperors) so it would likely have been a very significant title in the era. Looking up lists of "greats' most tend to be 900AD and later.

  • @BallerinaValkyrie
    @BallerinaValkyrie 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    OSP's efforts to not say 'Alexander the-title-he-gave-himself' are so funny to me. Thank you for all your hard work Red and Blue, you make understandng history and mythology so much easier

  • @asalways1504
    @asalways1504 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    My morning just got better with an Alexander the ragtime band episode.

    • @steinmaniac7920
      @steinmaniac7920 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      As Always In The time zone I live in your statement is quite...confusing.

    • @asalways1504
      @asalways1504 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sokrates with ADHD I was making a reference to the song Alexander's Ragtime Band that came out in the 30s- 40s in the US. I hope that clears things up. What's your time zone? (Just curious)

    • @steinmaniac7920
      @steinmaniac7920 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As Always Okay...that's a thing. Was just too impulsive to not comment on it! XD
      Well, I am from Germany, which is kind of weird, considering that I called myself "Sokrates" with the german spelling, but ended it on "with ADHD" wich is obviously english.
      But now it is my turn to make a music based reference, because you know what they say about mornings! When they come, I'll be gone like a bat out of hell! :D

    • @asalways1504
      @asalways1504 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sokrates with ADHD Lol that's great! You should always start mornings with a musical quip!

    • @steinmaniac7920
      @steinmaniac7920 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As Always Exactly! XD
      Although I am not even that well informed, besides some Queen and Meatloaf song quotes I am more or less useless in that department. Well, enough of my edgy, ruined mess of a life, have a nice day! May every day of your life be lightend by musical puns and references.

  • @thesexydevil780
    @thesexydevil780 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    He didn't want anyone to sneak up behind him. They snuck behind him.

  • @magmos6346
    @magmos6346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Given all that he did, the man didn't NEED a title more than the Great. It sums him up so damn well.

  • @KrisKrisKrissy
    @KrisKrisKrissy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Personally I love that he's "The Great." It's such a simple all-encompassing word, but it can now no longer be used with ANYONE else because Alexander's reputation is so revered . No one can ever be "great" again. If you give him a more specific name, it feels too small. I think that part of his fame is BECAUSE he has a simple title. To the point that you don't even have to use it. You say Alexander (a very common name) and most everyone just knows.

  • @user-sd8ec5jv2z
    @user-sd8ec5jv2z 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    If I remember correctly there's a story that Alexander was so infuriated about the situation at Tyre that he took the leader of the city, put a hook in his heel, and drove him around the island like Achilles did to Hector. I believe it was Curtius Rufus who mentioned it...
    Anyways, this was a good video, but you skipped over some great battles and stories. Cleitus the Black comes to mind, so does Roxanna and the absolutely insane "battle" he had at Sogdian rock in order to get her. The battle against the Scythians was also amazing, showing that even a mongol like horde couldn't stop him. It's also interesting that the hardest and most bloody battles he had occurred while on the border with India (after Porus). He even got shot with an arrow there and was only saved by one of his elite generals...
    Furthermore, viewing the Hellenistic period as rather inconclusive is really a shame, as it completely changed the Middle East and even India (Bactria) for many generations, leaving a legacy up to and even in the Islamic period (the Quran itself talks about Alexander). The effects were more cultural and overall subtle than the Romans, but still extremely interesting and important.
    The naming issue isn't a big deal in my opinion. Don't forget the Alexander in itself means the defender of men, so the great defender of men doesn't seem all that imprecise. If there is one man who can carry the name Great (Μεγας carries more weight than just great in English), I think its Alexander.

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Quran talks of Cyrus, not of Alexander.
      ALso murdering people and burning libraries doesn't make you great.
      Boom.

    • @iiiiitsmagreta1240
      @iiiiitsmagreta1240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Apparently, opinions differ: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_the_Great_in_the_Quran

    • @RushieGaming
      @RushieGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This guy just has a boner for disregarding anything Alexander has done. Any type of history which may have some controversial history to it (which every subject he makes a video on has, humans have been shit through all of history) the bias he puts in his videos is distasteful and I just watch them so I can laugh at the reread paragraphs from Wiki and the sjw nonsense.

    • @anr4306
      @anr4306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The word ‘sikander’ is used in India to mean great or a winner and it’s derived from his name. It’s still used over two millennia after his death.

    • @aleksk4151
      @aleksk4151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The BIBLE ALSO TALKS ABOUT CYRUS THE PERSIAN! amazing

  • @DarkfireEquinox
    @DarkfireEquinox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Here lies Alexander the Great, King of Conquerors. He got to see the sea. But not the sea he could go see whenever he felt like it

  • @slayden2737
    @slayden2737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Julius Caesar cried when looking upon Alexander the Great's statue after defeating pompey in greece
    that shows how much respect Alexander held
    and how great of a general he was

  • @heretic134
    @heretic134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the music from age of mythology playing in the background definitely helps and makes this video even better

  • @anubisgodofdeath420
    @anubisgodofdeath420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    " Greece was that one pasted out drunk guy at a house party " XD overly sarcastic productions 2017

  • @ameaninglessdemon9030
    @ameaninglessdemon9030 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    But what about dragons? Dragons have feelings too!

  • @solowingborders3239
    @solowingborders3239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    ISKANDAR KING OF CONQUERORS!!!!!!!!!!
    Broskandar king of bros also works.

  • @deusvult6449
    @deusvult6449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Gotta love that nostalgic music

    • @dvelasquera5667
      @dvelasquera5667 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where is it from? I recognize it but don't remember where it came from.

    • @deusvult6449
      @deusvult6449 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Age of Mythology