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Generally across 3 lanes of traffic, by stopping in their current lane, while blocking it and the one beside it, until they can go where they want, too. :/
🎶You put your traffic in, 🎵You put your traffic out, 🎶You put your traffic in, 🎵Right through the roundabout, 🎶You do the Hocky-Bocky and you drive yourself around, 🎵That’s what it’s all about!
Some idiots are actually doing something like that on the Autobahn to make photos for their weddings. They cause hours-long traffic jams and risk potential crashes and they are gone before the police can get them. It's genuinely become somewhat of a problem in some areas -.-
Hooray, you fixed my city! Thanks, Biffa. I laughed out loud at the bus stop by the cargo bay. I don't think I realized where I was putting that when I did that. I was just thinking "this place looks like it could use a bus" without looking at what buildings were there. Thanks again! :)
Easiest tips for the game. Add one lane after every on-ramp. Remove one lane after every off-ramp. Keep a minimum number of lanes per road based on whatever speed you want the traffic to move (highway vs suburban) Stop. *clap* Making. *clap* Spaghetti. *clap* Interchanges. *clap*
Sometimes a slip to stop traffic overwhelming roundabouts, either under or over, is OK. Some of my best and most functional junctions are spaghetti like even with lane maths and traffic manager.
10:30 that's a basic "turbo roundabout" setup. You take the inner part when you want to go further than half the exits away. You take the outer when you want to go right the next or one exit later. These are quite common in Western Europe (NL, Germany, Denmark, Flanders) and are usually placed at busy national intercity roads or right after highway exits. They work better than multi-lane roundabouts, because they actually split the traffic. With multi-lane roundabouts it happens often that drives run in to one another.
Biffa, Love the channel. Finding you last week has helped my city tons! I had an average 22% of traffic with 100,000 people and now I got my traffic up to ~75%! You know best!
12:20 in the second roundabout people coming off the highway can only turn right, because you used the lane selector. There is no node between the roundabout entrance and the first roundabout exit, so they can't switch lanes (switching only happens at nodes). Because the cars are forced to take the right lane they will all take the first exit. This is why they choose the first roundabout: the second roundabout does not allow them to do this.
@@phorewhoresman1897 I don't think that it can get Biffa banned, but if may set up an age restriction on his videos, so that no one with the under age filter set up could not see his videos. Trust me I set it up for my nephew and now he can't see half of the videos he used to watch.
Hey biffa, i was wondering if you could do a video where you set up an airport or harbor in a large city without it causing traffic issues. I think it could help a lot of people and be an interesting video idea. Maybe even make it realistic or something. Thanks!
Harbors, airports, and cargo rail kindof need their own dedicated close-by highway access, in such a way that industries don't have to muddle through town to get to them. Well, this always works for me. Oh yes: be generous with the roundabouts in Industries areas (farms, mines, etc.) because of their horrid amount of trucks everywhere in those areas.
I kinda want to send you my city but unfortunately i have no traffic issues :/ But because of your videos i managed to build a city with over 200.000 people! Cheers for that
Im not really sure about how did I start watching your videos (like 10 days ago), all I can say is that Im becoming a better person, my city traffic works far better, and im incredibly relaxed while watching them
The large truck that was at the beginning, sitting sideways on the motorway, the question was asked if you would ever see that in real life. I can say living in Florida in the US, I have seen that happen multiple times as well as a full u-turn
Imagine if they added a DLC where car accidents could happen, and it could cause traffic to slow down. In the DLC, they could have tow truck service to pick up the vehicles that have crashed.
Seen a horse drawn gypsy caravan crossing motorway like that before on TV. From the fast lane right across the carriageway like that to get into someone's field.
Regarding lane switching: the biggest issue is when cars wants to change two lanes at the same time, they come to a full stop and basically turn in a 90 degree angle. Simply preventing that helps, and I do that through the lane connector by manually allowing each lane to shift to a lane next to it. Let's say you have a three lane road. The lane to the left can go forward or change to the middle lane, the middle lane can change to the left and right lane or continue forward, and the right lane can go forward or change to the middle lane. It's a bit of work but it really helps.
Hello guys I'm new. I don't know how i came to this. Didn't even play Cities Skyline or any other game for years. Two weeks ago watched a few episodes of traffic fixing, and then the whole real time Mod Series of Biffa. Last week I donlowad Cities skylines myself. Now I play here and then. Definetly a nice way to spend your free time. Thanks youtube algorithm, and above all Biffa (:
IRL roundabouts are useless for places with low traffic, they work exceedingly well for medium-high traffic, but they start sucking really badly if the traffic goes beyond a certain level.
I'd like to see usage of timed traffic lights someday. I've been experimenting witht hem but accidentally delete them everytime instead of a single node...
I've only just started to watch people play Cities Skylines on TH-cam but I am already addicted to fixing traffic problems. It's so satisfying to watch!
Biffa: “It’s a pair of scissors. Inappropriate comments that tell me what it is will be deleted.” Viewers: “Ok, I’ll keep it to myself.” Me: “You better keep it to yourself.”
Biffa, during rush hour in Istanbul because the traffic got so bad at one offramp, my friends and I decided to turn 100° to the left in the middle of the highway and gtfo of there. So yes, I have seen that...
0:50 - Biffa: "would you see a guy like doing that in real life" me: yes, and way too many... depending in which country you live... not later than this morning while coming to work... ;-)
The connecting paths on the turbine stack are so drivers can reverse direction; going from Hwy-1 NB to Hwy-1 SB, like staying on a cloverleaf exit lane. Totally useless on CS since Cims don't get lost but very handy in real life
Four days ago TH-cam recommended one of your videos about fixing traffic. Until then, I had never even heard of the game. Now I have 12,000 people in my city 😁
The idea he used was to have everyone come in on the outside of the roundabout and then keep going to more internal lanes until they can get off at an internal lane, meaning less crossing between people going off and going on. It's not a bad idea, but teh setup was not as good as it could be. But removing them may not have been the best solution perhaps.
I started playing Cities Skylines and found your channel and immediately subscribe to it. It's amazing, keep doing great job and videos. Greetings from Croatia.
I think the biggest problem with a lot of mayors, myself included for the longest time, is that we try to cram in as much as possible in as little space as possible so the traffic is just on top of itself all over the place. Why build industrial around a cargo hub, as but one example, it's because the mayor obviously thinks it's a waste of space to do otherwise. I used to fall into that trap when I first started the game too, but really once you learn to relax and just spread things out MORE, you find the city functions better as a whole.
I think an orbital highway/motorway would fix a lot of problems. I've built one on a city with around 300,000 population whilst my traffic was at around 38% and now it's always above 80% but it did take a bit of time. You'll need traffic manager president edition though
Hey Biffa, I have been watching you for maybe a month now and I have to say your content is really great and helpful. Following your advice, I managed to get my city to go from around 40%-45% traffic to 80% traffic (Can't do much with busy highways haha)
@00:48 there is a box truck across the freeway and you asked would you ever see anybody do that... yes I have seen somebody do that in a semi just so he could get a different ramp
Woohoo I'm new! Thanks for the shout. For some reason TH-cam kept popping up your videos for months, and I have never played this game or googled anything about. it. Figured the TH-cam God's must really want me to view your vids.
I dont even know why I watch these... I usually play ARPG's. I really hate playing any kind of strategy based games coz i dislike micromanaging things. But the way this guy makes all those stuck roads just flow... it triggers a happy sensation inside of me. Like the nose unclogging while having a flu. Its strangely satisfying. Edit: Also I LOVE the term chock-a-block *happyface*
@Biffa In this video you had quite a lot of lines coming from a highway onto a multi line roundabout. These were so busy that with the give way sign they could not enter the roundabout. Try to give them an extra line to enter the roundabout and an extra bit of road to switch lines. I think it would help loads
There is something uniquely meditative about listening to a random British dude sip tea and mutter away while diligently fixing the same rudimentary transportation engineering problems over and over again. It's like a slightly condescending ASMR, complete with a hint of progressive optimism, and little cherry verbal nuggets sprinkled in; horky-borky, chockablock, straight-on, etc. Just makes me feel like things are right in the universe. You've hit a commendable niche. This is far better ambience than listening to "4 hours meditative gregorian chanting" or "best of derivative study beats vol. 69" 10/10, will definitely put on Biffa the Anglo-traffic-Daddy while I'm doing research
Not gonna lie, since your video introducing it, I thought scissors... UNTIL THIS VIDEO! Don't blame me for that one lol. Love the video, thanks for the great content.
when you asked about if anyone had seen anything like that truck parked sideways on the highway in real life, my husband replied "I didn't know he was playing real life Jacksonville, FL" LOL we've seen some crazy driving here for sure.
Found this "Fix it" series a week or two back. Made me like the game so much I actually bought it. Note: vanilla game without mods was not as enjoyable. The mods make this game so much better and easier to play. Also I think Biffa sounds like this math guy I follow on youtube. Also, also, extra points for Linus comment.
Biffa, I haven't been watching you channel for very long but these traffic fix videos are very relaxing and it's been a nice way for me to wind down before bed for the past couple weeks. Thanks for uploading them I always enjoy them.
Ive been trying to apply some of your methods for fixing traffic, and i feel like im making things worse. I have to be doing something wrong. Once my city has grown a bit i will send it in for you to fix
Biffa Showing great restraint with only one Roundabout, Amazing, and it's official Guys 'n' Girls fully endorsed now by "Yorkshire Tea" Yorkshire Tea is the only Tea for Me. The Bags are Square and i don't care, It Tastes Biffing. :-). xxxx
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11:28
"I don`t want some comments about this either"
well you asked for it...
it looks like roads.
It looks like a pair of scissors✂️.
Biffa - upgrades highway
Truck driver - does 360 in middle of highway
Sooo... he kept driving straight onwards? (haven't watched it yet)
@@LetsPlayCrazy after doing the 360 yup
It's about 11.07
Looked like it "jackknifed", adds a bit of reality.
Hahaha I knew I wasnt the only one that noticed!
GPS: Take highway exit in 3.1km.
Sim: Oh, better start choosing my lane now.
Generally across 3 lanes of traffic, by stopping in their current lane, while blocking it and the one beside it, until they can go where they want, too. :/
Some people do that in real life.
Driving around the one way system in Leeds, I can vouch for the realism in this logic.
I actually do that, but I only change one lane at a time. Not three by going horizontal and blocking all the traffic.
@@lediamonddozen I usually use the horizontal method
Nobody:
Biffa: Roundabout seems good here
🎶You put your traffic in,
🎵You put your traffic out,
🎶You put your traffic in,
🎵Right through the roundabout,
🎶You do the Hocky-Bocky and you drive yourself around,
🎵That’s what it’s all about!
LOL that's funny
Horky-borky, but ya
Hokey Pokey?
@@stefanirland [see last reply]
@@stefanirland The idea is to use Biffa's terminology for wacky lane switching, hence @0MindSwept0 's suggestion.
Biffa - *Observes highway traffic*
Truck Driver - I'm going to park perpendicularly in traffic just to impress him
Some idiots are actually doing something like that on the Autobahn to make photos for their weddings. They cause hours-long traffic jams and risk potential crashes and they are gone before the police can get them. It's genuinely become somewhat of a problem in some areas -.-
@@entropyzero5588 Why don't people just annoy the ones blocking the road???
It's a French driver... www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/9z3bon/welcome_in_france_truck_drivers_are_fed_up_with/
Bonus points for using a big word and the correct word
Ha, ha! Really bad driving in Horky-Borkyville
Hooray, you fixed my city! Thanks, Biffa. I laughed out loud at the bus stop by the cargo bay. I don't think I realized where I was putting that when I did that. I was just thinking "this place looks like it could use a bus" without looking at what buildings were there.
Thanks again! :)
Thanks for sending it in, nice city too 👍
You might want to check your water pumps, saw a few people were sick.
Me: Haha! It looks like a. . .
Biffa: *brings out tea gun*
Me: A pair of scissors! Don't. Kill. Me. Please?
I don't even play Cities Skylines, and I can't stop watching these videos.
You should get it but make sure to get the steam version its great
"Pair of scissors" ok, then...
Careful...
We are. Kind of. Maybe.
But I mean, you dirty minded people. Clean up on isle 6 guys.
LMAO 😂
Looks like pen island
I swear Biffa has the most calming yet authoritative voice! Really look forward to the videos every week!
One lane in, one lane out,
Makes it easier for the roundabout
-Biffa the Poet, 2K19
Easiest tips for the game.
Add one lane after every on-ramp.
Remove one lane after every off-ramp.
Keep a minimum number of lanes per road based on whatever speed you want the traffic to move (highway vs suburban)
Stop. *clap* Making. *clap* Spaghetti. *clap* Interchanges. *clap*
It's called spaghetti junction over here in the UK it's located in a city called Birmingham
@@cameronkey-slater6995 I think you arrived in Modpile there buddy
Sometimes a slip to stop traffic overwhelming roundabouts, either under or over, is OK. Some of my best and most functional junctions are spaghetti like even with lane maths and traffic manager.
TH-cam: Biffa added new video 3 minutes ago.
ME: Tea time!
Indeed 👍
@@BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines "Tea, Earl Grey, hot."
You know its bad when Biffa runs out of Tea
10:30 that's a basic "turbo roundabout" setup. You take the inner part when you want to go further than half the exits away. You take the outer when you want to go right the next or one exit later. These are quite common in Western Europe (NL, Germany, Denmark, Flanders) and are usually placed at busy national intercity roads or right after highway exits.
They work better than multi-lane roundabouts, because they actually split the traffic. With multi-lane roundabouts it happens often that drives run in to one another.
Biffa:More lanes dont mean better traffic
SeniacTwo take notes! :))
More lanes = more parking spaces for everyone to wait until they can get in.
But when using the larger lanes, the default traffic speed is increased from the smaller ones.
"Would you ever see a car doing something like that?" Reddit dashcam videos.
India: *laughs in the distance*
Biffa, Love the channel. Finding you last week has helped my city tons! I had an average 22% of traffic with 100,000 people and now I got my traffic up to ~75%! You know best!
Nice 😀
@Biffa Plays Indie Games, their problem is that one way street.... not the speed limit. (13:03)
12:20 in the second roundabout people coming off the highway can only turn right, because you used the lane selector. There is no node between the roundabout entrance and the first roundabout exit, so they can't switch lanes (switching only happens at nodes). Because the cars are forced to take the right lane they will all take the first exit.
This is why they choose the first roundabout: the second roundabout does not allow them to do this.
>Start new city
>start your new video
>mfw
Traffic tip #2: Replace the busiest intersections with roundabouts to help traffic flow.
Now you're catching on! :D
Haha, the reference to Linus Tech Tips :')
I believe I missed that could you put in a time stamp
@@blbbk6842 around 6:50
😀
I know eh, what was that all aboot.
Linus also says "again" the Canadian way, (a gain) 😄
Why can i not stop watching these. They are more addictive than hard drugs. Give me more. Haha. Love them. Thanks Biffa
i dont get it either, i dont even play this game. wtf is wrong with me
I'm trying to wean myself off these, the 90 degree slip roads are so irritating.
Those are SCISSORS! Saying anything else will get you banned!!! I can't stop laughing!!!
Actually could get Biffa banned.
@@phorewhoresman1897 I don't think that it can get Biffa banned, but if may set up an age restriction on his videos, so that no one with the under age filter set up could not see his videos. Trust me I set it up for my nephew and now he can't see half of the videos he used to watch.
Well scissors can be xxx thing too :S. O dear O dear :P
Its actually a smart TV
Big shoutout to TH-cam's algorithm directing me to this great channel from videos that couldn't be less related to fixing traffic if they tried.
Hey biffa, i was wondering if you could do a video where you set up an airport or harbor in a large city without it causing traffic issues. I think it could help a lot of people and be an interesting video idea. Maybe even make it realistic or something. Thanks!
Harbors, airports, and cargo rail kindof need their own dedicated close-by highway access, in such a way that industries don't have to muddle through town to get to them. Well, this always works for me. Oh yes: be generous with the roundabouts in Industries areas (farms, mines, etc.) because of their horrid amount of trucks everywhere in those areas.
I caught myself saying, "horky borky" to my own traffic.... so I took a sip of coffee!
Thanks for the video without all the roundabout spamming.
👍
I kinda want to send you my city but unfortunately i have no traffic issues :/
But because of your videos i managed to build a city with over 200.000 people!
Cheers for that
Same here, 230k and 80-83% on hard mode traffic!
Im not really sure about how did I start watching your videos (like 10 days ago), all I can say is that Im becoming a better person, my city traffic works far better, and im incredibly relaxed while watching them
😀
Biffa "The Scissors and Roundabout Guy" 😁
"No roundabouts...:
Biffa are you ok
23:19 he's okay everybody he's okay
I came here since James (flabilinki or something like that) keeps talking about your channel! Glad I checked it out because I love your videos :D
Welcome and thanks James too 👍
The large truck that was at the beginning, sitting sideways on the motorway, the question was asked if you would ever see that in real life. I can say living in Florida in the US, I have seen that happen multiple times as well as a full u-turn
Imagine if they added a DLC where car accidents could happen, and it could cause traffic to slow down. In the DLC, they could have tow truck service to pick up the vehicles that have crashed.
Seen a horse drawn gypsy caravan crossing motorway like that before on TV. From the fast lane right across the carriageway like that to get into someone's field.
biffa: I've run out of tea!
999: what is your emergency?
Regarding lane switching: the biggest issue is when cars wants to change two lanes at the same time, they come to a full stop and basically turn in a 90 degree angle.
Simply preventing that helps, and I do that through the lane connector by manually allowing each lane to shift to a lane next to it. Let's say you have a three lane road. The lane to the left can go forward or change to the middle lane, the middle lane can change to the left and right lane or continue forward, and the right lane can go forward or change to the middle lane.
It's a bit of work but it really helps.
shawaam thanks! Never thought about that.
Traffic Manager: Specific Highway rules. Done.
Hello guys I'm new. I don't know how i came to this. Didn't even play Cities Skyline or any other game for years. Two weeks ago watched a few episodes of traffic fixing, and then the whole real time Mod Series of Biffa. Last week I donlowad Cities skylines myself. Now I play here and then. Definetly a nice way to spend your free time. Thanks youtube algorithm, and above all Biffa (:
You're welcome 😀👍
Roundabout in cities skylines:happy traffic
Roundabout in real life:insane death loop of suicide
If only Biffa had fixed it for the Griswolds years ago in European Vacation.
IRL roundabouts are useless for places with low traffic, they work exceedingly well for medium-high traffic, but they start sucking really badly if the traffic goes beyond a certain level.
I'd like to see usage of timed traffic lights someday. I've been experimenting witht hem but accidentally delete them everytime instead of a single node...
I've only just started to watch people play Cities Skylines on TH-cam but I am already addicted to fixing traffic problems. It's so satisfying to watch!
That roundabout at the start with all those junctions! Asking for trouble right there...
Chockerblocked and Hawkybawky. That's two words I will use from now on.
Biffa: “It’s a pair of scissors. Inappropriate comments that tell me what it is will be deleted.”
Viewers: “Ok, I’ll keep it to myself.”
Me: “You better keep it to yourself.”
Remember when going in time with that Fusion reactor. It needs 1.21 jigawatts, 88 miles per hour and a random Delorean!
You forgot the Doc!
But the only thing that can provide that much power is a bolt of lightning
0:45 Well, never underestimate human stupidity.
I myself have witnessed situation like that at least 3 times in real life.
your name is enough to confirm that you have witnessed it my friend ;)
Biffa, during rush hour in Istanbul because the traffic got so bad at one offramp, my friends and I decided to turn 100° to the left in the middle of the highway and gtfo of there. So yes, I have seen that...
0:50 - Biffa: "would you see a guy like doing that in real life"
me: yes, and way too many... depending in which country you live... not later than this morning while coming to work... ;-)
The connecting paths on the turbine stack are so drivers can reverse direction; going from Hwy-1 NB to Hwy-1 SB, like staying on a cloverleaf exit lane.
Totally useless on CS since Cims don't get lost but very handy in real life
The 2 lane and 4 lane highways come from the mass transit DLC
In certain cases, converting the roundabout to a turbo roundabout will improve traffic flow, as more cars can join the roundabout tat the same time
I make sure to lane manage every junction of a busy roundabout. It makes a big difference
It doesn't look like a pair of scissors!!!
It looks like a pear.
A Pear? Bollocks!
BIFFA WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
Biffa needs to Edit in a roundabout counter.
Noo, Biffa! You were so close! But, we actually love roundabouts so we can forgive you ^_^
Don't know why I am addicted to these so much. Also why does Biffa's cities look so cool and mine so sad :(
In Miami you would see some guy crossing lanes in highway :(
I swear, just for the memes, add in Yes - Roundabout for every time you need one.
Four days ago TH-cam recommended one of your videos about fixing traffic. Until then, I had never even heard of the game. Now I have 12,000 people in my city 😁
👍
The idea he used was to have everyone come in on the outside of the roundabout and then keep going to more internal lanes until they can get off at an internal lane, meaning less crossing between people going off and going on.
It's not a bad idea, but teh setup was not as good as it could be.
But removing them may not have been the best solution perhaps.
I started playing Cities Skylines and found your channel and immediately subscribe to it. It's amazing, keep doing great job and videos. Greetings from Croatia.
Thankyou 😀
I think the biggest problem with a lot of mayors, myself included for the longest time, is that we try to cram in as much as possible in as little space as possible so the traffic is just on top of itself all over the place. Why build industrial around a cargo hub, as but one example, it's because the mayor obviously thinks it's a waste of space to do otherwise. I used to fall into that trap when I first started the game too, but really once you learn to relax and just spread things out MORE, you find the city functions better as a whole.
I've been digging through your library for the last few weeks, and omg, my city is running so much smoother thanks to your tips. Thank you!
Hey buffs love ur stuff, keep drinking tea 👍🏴
Thanks 👍
lol Biffa obviously never seen Polish truck driver doing U turn because he took wrong turn and found himself driving wrong-way
I think an orbital highway/motorway would fix a lot of problems. I've built one on a city with around 300,000 population whilst my traffic was at around 38% and now it's always above 80% but it did take a bit of time. You'll need traffic manager president edition though
0:48 you've never one one of those "in soviet russia" compilations, eh?
In Soviet Russia, roundabout builds you!
Hey Biffa, I have been watching you for maybe a month now and I have to say your content is really great and helpful. Following your advice, I managed to get my city to go from around 40%-45% traffic to 80% traffic (Can't do much with busy highways haha)
Nice 😀
You should add a roundabout around your tea stained logo.
@00:48 there is a box truck across the freeway and you asked would you ever see anybody do that... yes I have seen somebody do that in a semi just so he could get a different ramp
That should be Biffa's new catch phrase: "I'm here to sip tea and build roundabouts... but I'm all out of tea."
No one:
Nobody:
Not a single person:
Seriously no one at all:
Biffa: Autosave sip of tea ☕️
OH NO ! We didn’t get a auto save sip of tea lol. My wife and I love your videos keep up the good work Biffa.
Nobody:
Absolutly nobody:
Biffa: 3:46
The roads....roundabouts are like a Boy Scouts knot book on expert level! The intricacy is beautiful, traffic not so much hahahahaha
Feel like we are missing a Biffa -Spiff video: Round-abouts are totally Balanced
hey Yorkshire tea! just sponsor these humble subjects of her highness!
Woohoo I'm new! Thanks for the shout. For some reason TH-cam kept popping up your videos for months, and I have never played this game or googled anything about. it. Figured the TH-cam God's must really want me to view your vids.
👍
@@BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines Oh and I am going to be getting this game very soon!
Thats cool, I haven't watched linus tech tips in awhile.
I dont even know why I watch these... I usually play ARPG's. I really hate playing any kind of strategy based games coz i dislike micromanaging things. But the way this guy makes all those stuck roads just flow... it triggers a happy sensation inside of me. Like the nose unclogging while having a flu. Its strangely satisfying.
Edit: Also I LOVE the term chock-a-block *happyface*
Thanks, glad youre enjoying things :-)
@Biffa In this video you had quite a lot of lines coming from a highway onto a multi line roundabout. These were so busy that with the give way sign they could not enter the roundabout.
Try to give them an extra line to enter the roundabout and an extra bit of road to switch lines. I think it would help loads
Biffa, when are you going to play a new city? Miss watching you design cities :(
There is something uniquely meditative about listening to a random British dude sip tea and mutter away while diligently fixing the same rudimentary transportation engineering problems over and over again. It's like a slightly condescending ASMR, complete with a hint of progressive optimism, and little cherry verbal nuggets sprinkled in; horky-borky, chockablock, straight-on, etc. Just makes me feel like things are right in the universe. You've hit a commendable niche. This is far better ambience than listening to "4 hours meditative gregorian chanting" or "best of derivative study beats vol. 69" 10/10, will definitely put on Biffa the Anglo-traffic-Daddy while I'm doing research
"you go here, you go there...right! That's sorted, we'll come back to you later..."
Lol, love it, thankyou. "Slightly Condescending ASMR" 🤣🤣
... Or will I?? Da, da, daaaaaaaaaah!
11:30 Don't lie. We ALL know what that is. It's obviously an abstract recreation of Mom from Futurama.
City: I have no round abouts
Biffa: Heavy breathing*
"Oh, that's a peculiar shape... LOL!"
Biffa: "It's a pair of scissors!"
"Ok."
I've been thinking about getting this game for a little while and watching your vids makes me want it more. Keep up the good work Biffa.
Love your voice, paradox should just add your voice to City Skylines radio, as a talkshow host! 😁
A tea-nado has struck the city!
Hehe 😋
Not gonna lie, since your video introducing it, I thought scissors... UNTIL THIS VIDEO! Don't blame me for that one lol.
Love the video, thanks for the great content.
when you asked about if anyone had seen anything like that truck parked sideways on the highway in real life, my husband replied "I didn't know he was playing real life Jacksonville, FL" LOL we've seen some crazy driving here for sure.
Found this "Fix it" series a week or two back. Made me like the game so much I actually bought it. Note: vanilla game without mods was not as enjoyable. The mods make this game so much better and easier to play. Also I think Biffa sounds like this math guy I follow on youtube. Also, also, extra points for Linus comment.
The 4 lane highway isn't a mod. I think it is part of the Mass Transit DLC, but I have them in my city and I don't have any mods that add new roads.
Paradox Interactive:
Cities Skylines:
Player:
Biffa: *Horky Borky*
"Would you se a guy doing that in real life?"
You have no idea...
Grabs my tea and enjoys :)
I wish I had a city with bad traffic to send in but all mine are 80% +
Enjoy the tea and the traffic free cities 😀
Roundabouts and Spiffing brit references? Hmmm Biffa has gone mad I tell you!
Timestamp for spiffing?
MrWip3out he mentions getting a sponsorship from Yorkshire tea
Maybe you should get two cups of tea so you won’t run out mid-video!
He needs a bigger cup, maybe like an American coffee mug.
Phore Whoresman well coffee doesn’t mix with tea maybe a bigger tea cup or docm’s composter
Biffa, I haven't been watching you channel for very long but these traffic fix videos are very relaxing and it's been a nice way for me to wind down before bed for the past couple weeks. Thanks for uploading them I always enjoy them.
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Ive been trying to apply some of your methods for fixing traffic, and i feel like im making things worse. I have to be doing something wrong. Once my city has grown a bit i will send it in for you to fix
Biffa Showing great restraint with only one Roundabout, Amazing, and it's official Guys 'n' Girls fully endorsed now by "Yorkshire Tea" Yorkshire Tea is the only Tea for Me. The Bags are Square and i don't care, It Tastes Biffing. :-). xxxx
Ahhh yeah 😀