90% of TW campaigns: "The ai can just spawn entire armies of their elite troops anywhere on the map and all... but I've got some dudes who throw rocks and like... a horse so yeah..."
and you still win because ai tactics are: charge cav into spear and die then charge rest or stand still and let enemy get the most advantageous way to engage you
Only played Rome but its a bitch, your surrounded by mostly hostile tribes and the Etruscans in the north too big to deal with now, so you kinda have to go further inland with mountains restricting movement and take a while to move through. South is "better" territories can be so small that a army station at their city could be at your doors in 1 or 2 turns while you struggle pay for armies or improve economy. I pretty much relied on Hammer an Anvil or Skirmisher tactics to pin down the enemies armies so my general+cavalry to swing around to kill the general asap.
Now, here's a thought: Have you played the Civil War campaign as the Boat King Pompey? It's super easy, because the AI forgets that you can take coastal cities and so usually leaves them ungarrisoned!
0:47 M for Metamphetamine 5:27 - captions - I've travelled the river sticks 6:29 show them feets rawr 7:35 fluteplayerz xD 10:49 That says a lot about society 11:35 Teenage Dirtbag? 14:16 cool achivement 16:27 Poseidonia? lol 17:37 its the only time when i can play Rome - when they're having hoplites, when theyre at least ALMOST as cool as greeks ♥ 18:14 end screens of Dino never fails
this video was so emotional, it made me cry, especially the part where dino said: “and it aint even got sprinkles.” 0:25 😢 truly equal to the great classics like shakespear and the suebi-furry masterpiece
god i still have trouble with the first few turns as Rome I'm literally crawling my way to be manageable speedrunning the research to make my armies competent and the neighbors coming for me.
that 'rocks' thesis is very interesting it reminds me I was talking to my driving instructor and apparently if you hit a horse you fail your driving test? crazy
@@Dino_Stan after I commented on this I actually went and watched your Attila content. If you like total war (which I'm gathering you do) one of the best. If you want a realllllll challenge try Western Roman empire if you want to steam roll everyone everywhere try the Eastern Romans. Alot of fun to be had man!
@@Dino_Stan usually same I've finished the grand campaign once, divine or whatever it's called victory as the western Romans. Late game gets kinda boring and hyper intense at the same time.
@@Dino_Stan Shit. Your channel and all that, of course. But I would like to see a video playing one of those sorts of factions. That would be great especially with your commentary, man.
Rome 2 nowhere days is half great, but the A.I will always suck because the developers can't make it more intelligent and independent enough to not use cheats and back cap.
The Roman's invented getting that bread.
It's true
90% of TW campaigns:
"The ai can just spawn entire armies of their elite troops anywhere on the map and all... but I've got some dudes who throw rocks and like... a horse so yeah..."
Yeah. . .
That’s so fucking infuriating!
and you still win because ai tactics are: charge cav into spear and die then charge rest or stand still and let enemy get the most advantageous way to engage you
@@DaGaJbmKojJedownload DEI mod play on legendary 😢
Strongest cheating AI VS Weakest Player
I have literally never seen somebody play this campaign Dino, so congrats.
You are the first Person to give me the Rise of Republic Experience.
Somebody had to see what this dlc was
@@Dino_Stan Did you enjoy it or was it meh?
It dosen't do anything different really, it's just really okish
Hi lalegru
Only played Rome but its a bitch, your surrounded by mostly hostile tribes and the Etruscans in the north too big to deal with now, so you kinda have to go further inland with mountains restricting movement and take a while to move through.
South is "better" territories can be so small that a army station at their city could be at your doors in 1 or 2 turns while you struggle pay for armies or improve economy.
I pretty much relied on Hammer an Anvil or Skirmisher tactics to pin down the enemies armies so my general+cavalry to swing around to kill the general asap.
Now, here's a thought:
Have you played the Civil War campaign as the Boat King Pompey?
It's super easy, because the AI forgets that you can take coastal cities and so usually leaves them ungarrisoned!
The lucky troll nation
I think that's the earliest video in his Total War playlist
3:46 As someone that has seen two homeless junkies get in a knife fight over some un-opened six-pack of beer, I can testify that it build character
You're a real scientist
i remember reading about the OG fire of rome in the history books, damn it marcus
If only he watched his oven
0:47 M for Metamphetamine
5:27 - captions - I've travelled the river sticks
6:29 show them feets rawr
7:35 fluteplayerz xD
10:49 That says a lot about society
11:35 Teenage Dirtbag?
14:16 cool achivement
16:27 Poseidonia? lol
17:37 its the only time when i can play Rome - when they're having hoplites, when theyre at least ALMOST as cool as greeks ♥
18:14 end screens of Dino never fails
The Greek hoplites have the cool units
@@Dino_Stan waaat
If you throw a rock at someone, they might die!
But that's just a theory!
A GAME THEORY! Thanks for watching!
Please don't stop making these Rome 2 videos, fucking love these!
Will do my brother no worries
ah yes, rise of the republic, the dlc nobody used!
Literally me
Rise of the republic was the first time I played any total war game. I think I'm the only one who did that
@@benjaminsousa7657 I just got it in a big bundle, but never played it. I usually just played the grand campaign
Na rise of the republic is a great campaign
@@benjaminsousa7657 i also played that, so yeah, we're the only ones
I love that the legion's name is real madrid CF
They're the best legion
I can't believe it's not Carthage!
"I would classify him, as the boulder infact" That killed me hahaha
Science is going far
When that Age of Mythology song came on with the edit of the Rock at the end i had a psychotic metldown
Aom has such a catchy ost
Who Killed That Guy's Army?
Me: His Enemys
True words
Yes, Are True, But I Saw That Movie From Rise Of The Republic
The Romans really fought over for a loaf of bread..
I played this as Syracuse. I managed to take carthage and because carthage is rich as fuck it meant that I could stomp the entire map afterwards.
Carthage has a really good harbor building lmao it's cracked
Our favorite Texas Ranger is back with the romans.
*cowboy music starts*
@@Dino_Stan
Roma Aeterna Victrix Dino
this video was so emotional, it made me cry, especially the part where dino said: “and it aint even got sprinkles.” 0:25 😢 truly equal to the great classics like shakespear and the suebi-furry masterpiece
the art will never be forgotten
@@Dino_Stan what art?
art of emotion @@AurelianusRestitutorOrbis
@@Dino_Stan ahh shit sorry i forgot
The thumbnail is Rome smoking that *Italian and Celtic-Italian tribes* pack
Everytime i get a dino stan notification and its not nobleman 1896 i cry a little
😢
Love waking up to the dino stan vid
Good morning
Bro the helmets are sort of ahistorical I won't stand for this.
evil ca moment
god i still have trouble with the first few turns as Rome I'm literally crawling my way to be manageable speedrunning the research to make my armies competent and the neighbors coming for me.
I just went for public order tech first and built a spam army
Normal people name their armies after historical legions etc.
This guy: *Real Madrid CF*
They're warriors
I love this dlc cuz with a faction unlocker you can play as say Corsicans or Carthage
If Plebs learns how to eat grass, then the Roman Empire wouldn't have collapse my guy, Ngl Dino Stan is on to something
This is knowledge for the future
Killing the veil etruscans really was a pain.
edp wants a cupcake
He finally got it..
I’ll say this, the lucky charms taste so much better after satisfying my swords thirst for blood
The science is in
Lets get this Bread-Early Roman Proverb
I wanna see a Roman say "sick em boys send em back to Hades" in Latin so badly. 😂😂😂✌️✌️
Keep up the great work DinoStan.
Much love as always.
Love to you too king 🤴
Gotta love the Age of Mythology outro music
Respect on playing Rise of the Republic aka Rome 2 Masochist DLC
The dlc that spawns armies
My people need to learn to eat grass of the ground is exactly what cahirman mao said during the great leap forward
Mao better be taking notes from total war videos
The army being called Real Madrid got me good
Dino casually autosolving battles he could have won
I lost the battle but saved my sanity
@@Dino_Stan lol
I hate it when my easy bake burns everything 😓
3:34
Hey bud, don't be bashin' mah lucky chahms
I would never
Like getting around to the Talos principle
I gotta play that soon
that 'rocks' thesis is very interesting
it reminds me I was talking to my driving instructor and apparently if you hit a horse you fail your driving test?
crazy
This is very scientific
You called your army Real Madrid CF?
Yes.
I never played this campaign as someone else than the Sardinians
Yeah I don't think I ever actually played the Irish campaign in Medieval II, it's just sitting there unplayed for like 10 years
At least in med 2 most nations get some cool flavor
That ai that sat there and did nothing for 30 minutes lol
That was so troll
Thanks Dino, I definitely needed something to wake me up after Vic III put me to sleep
You've arisen
I saw that thumbnail and didn't read the city name I deadass thought that was Hungary.
What a video that would've been
It all makes sense now
Still no Rupert's Land world conquest in CK 3, big sad.
😭
We need common sense rock reform
For real
awesome video, thanks
Rise of the Gabagool
Idk if you noticed but in Rome one there's cheat code showmethemoney I get like 9mill should work here
Nova Roma my Brutha - Mario
Wonderful channel you've got, thanks for the content. Love total war footage, if you want cheese total war you should try Atilla Total War.
I gotta actually man up and beat that one
@@Dino_Stan after I commented on this I actually went and watched your Attila content. If you like total war (which I'm gathering you do) one of the best. If you want a realllllll challenge try Western Roman empire if you want to steam roll everyone everywhere try the Eastern Romans. Alot of fun to be had man!
I always get far in Atilla but never finish it, no idea why lmao. But true I gotta finish a western rome campaign
@@Dino_Stan usually same I've finished the grand campaign once, divine or whatever it's called victory as the western Romans. Late game gets kinda boring and hyper intense at the same time.
dont worry dino
How much bread is there in hell tho?
About 8 breads
@@Dino_Stan that's it? Not worth it
Is it possible to play this campaign as some barbarians or the Greeks? The idea of Rome getting steamrolled before getting famous is hilarious
Yee you can play as them in the dlc 👍
@@Dino_Stan Shit. Your channel and all that, of course. But I would like to see a video playing one of those sorts of factions. That would be great especially with your commentary, man.
Am I hallucinating or did you once lead a multiplayer megacampaign?
Yee they're in a playlist, was a good time
my man coping hard playing all tw rome 2 again
good video though
I'm getting my money's worth
Rome 2 nowhere days is half great, but the A.I will always suck because the developers can't make it more intelligent and independent enough to not use cheats and back cap.
The cheating is obvious too lmao
Dud play some attila i promise it rocks
Will try some time 😎
The random schizo AVGN shoutout
He's the God of chaos
@@Dino_Stan The Rothschildren (AVGN) sending the A.I. to backcap you (chaotic)
Bruh I thought that was Roman doomer Joe Biden in the thumbnail for a minute 💀
He's also a Roman citizen
where is Travis Scott 😢
He got lost
Dino I love you and I wish the world for you
Bless you 🙏 😎
U should try out the new medieval total war kingdoms
They should really remake those on pc
@@Dino_Stan hey hey come on now specially me i wanted gaming pc since i was 16 now im 29 we deserve total war games on mobile too ya know 😤😤
Why are you always autoresult battles? Fighting them is safer and more units will survive.
Some times battles take too long to finish for my taste
Is there any campaign dlc that you think is great?
Edit: or at least, something close to great
I liked empire divided because it has new units like cross bows
Really lacking the "barbarian" voice in this video Dino
Needed more of them here
Dude please play rome 2 with the DEI divide et impera mod.
I heard that was a good mod, just haven't tried it yet
@@Dino_Stan its very good. It does alot of new stuff and units in the game. Ps carthage is a pain in the butt when u play rome
you are a real madrid fan ?? i asked you for one of your legions is called real madrid
I mainly named them that as a meme
@@Dino_Stan a ok thanks for response
l wait Rome 2 total war Rome experience:)
The big video
@@Dino_Stan you can do it:)
You must play it on DEI mod my friend! Vanilla Rome 2 on its own sucks..
I do mean to film that for a video
What do you rate this DLC?
prob like 7 out out of 10, but i got it for like 2 dollars
@@Dino_Stan And had this been the first DLC for Rome II how would you rate it?
@@MedjayofFaiyum its a lot better than the greek and scythian dlc for sure which were the first 2
@@Dino_Stan I would rec trying Empire Divided as that too is an amazing DLC as well!
Real Madrid CF solos
Roma magna est 🙋♂️
u funny ash
Ha
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
real madrid cf