Hundreds of Beavers Opening - Jean Kayak and His Acme Applejack

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  • Son, on the trail there's a righteous tale, of a
    small man with mountains of pride.
    He gleaned the dark secrets of applejack,
    A drink still adored, far and wide.
    He readied each batch near his little house,
    If you're thirsty and wandering nigh
    N'hard men from the camps with their pay in hand..
    And a song in their hearts by and by-
    Show me that gaze again, applejack.
    A lickin' is one, we'll have two.
    The color is good and I'm feeling bold.
    I'm beginning to that applejack mood.
    A jug or a jar or a dirty glass
    'twill double your fortunes, for sure
    Strap mettle on top of those muscles boys,
    it may even grow you some hair!
    Indian chief, surgeon, and lawyer,
    Christian on horseback and cart
    Step up and seek applejack's council, sir!
    Step back, if ye needs a fart!
    Jean Kayak! Raise up yeer applejack
    The legend is one-third half-true!
    The color is gold and we're
    all feeling bold
    We'll be getting to
    that applejack brew...
    We'll be getting to
    that applejack brew...
    Save me.
    Bracing his blessed concoction,
    as cold and the winter drives fear!
    The good lord would like to provide for me though, I
    Never thanked him or bought him one beer-
    Jean Kayak! Raise up yeer applejack
    The legend is one-third half-true!
    The color is gold and we're
    all feeling bold
    We'll be getting to
    that applejack brew...
    We'll be getting to
    that applejack brew...
    Save me.

ความคิดเห็น • 37

  • @Robert-si5su
    @Robert-si5su 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +133

    We still have humans making movies, thank god

  • @servomoore
    @servomoore 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

    The guy crushing the tankard on his face like a beer can was the first laugh out loud gag of the movie for me.

  • @smittyjjensin558
    @smittyjjensin558 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Saw this on Tubi. One of the most creative movies I have seen in years. The most funny movie in the past decade at least.

  • @cartoonishidealism582
    @cartoonishidealism582 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +178

    The captions are inaccurate so here are the real lyrics
    Lyrics
    Son, on the trails there’s a righteous tale!
    Of a small man with mountains of pride!
    He gleaned the dark secrets of applejack!
    A drink still adored far and wide!
    He readies each batch near his little house!
    If yer thirsty and wandering nigh!
    N’hard men from camps with their pay in hand!
    And a song in their hearts by and by!
    Jean Kayak, raise up yer applejack!
    The legend is one-third half-true!
    The colour is gold
    And I’m feeling bold!
    I’ll be getting to,
    That applejack brew!
    Save me…
    Save me…
    A jug or a jar or a dirty glass!
    Will double your fortunes for sure!
    Strap mettle on top of those muscles boys!
    It may even grow you some FUR!
    Indian chief, surgeon and lawyer!
    Christian on horseback and cart!
    Step up to seek applejack’s counsel sir!
    Step back though if ye needs to fart!
    Jean Kayak raise up yer applejack!
    The legend is one-third half-true!
    The colour is gold!
    And I’m feeling bold!
    I’ll be getting to
    That applejack brew!
    Bracing his blessed concoction!
    As cold devil winter draws near!
    The good lord would like to provide for me,
    Though I never thanked him or bought him one beer!
    Jean Kayak raise up yer applejack!
    The legend is one-third half-true!
    The colour is gold!
    And I’m feeling bold!
    I’ll be getting to
    That applejack brew!
    Be getting to,
    That applejack-

    • @atomic_wait
      @atomic_wait 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I want a version of this with slightly clearer enunciation. Love the song but it's pretty hard to tell what they're singing, even when I watched it in the theater.

    • @pauldriggere8300
      @pauldriggere8300 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      These lyrics aren't inaccurate. They are completely wrong in every scope. Who the hell captioned this?! Someone drunk on applejack maybe? 😁

    • @CarlosLopez-wb2qn
      @CarlosLopez-wb2qn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Thank you! I thought I was having a stroke for a second.

    • @pauldriggere8300
      @pauldriggere8300 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Buy me some peanuts and crackerjack,
      My lover has one, I'll have two.

    • @Lockerus
      @Lockerus หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do you mean he’s not really fisting horseback in dark?!

  • @pauldriggere8300
    @pauldriggere8300 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    There will never be another movie like this ever made.
    Never.
    And the world is blessed for it.

  • @DJ-wl5qo
    @DJ-wl5qo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    This is better than any “best original song” winner of the last decade.

  • @tek.s
    @tek.s  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    honestly this is a masterpiece movie

    • @Spplaart
      @Spplaart วันที่ผ่านมา

      Were u also drunk writing the lyrics

  • @FearMonarch
    @FearMonarch หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    This movies gonna be held up as one of the best comedies alongside Kung Pow and Airplane!

    • @king_dot
      @king_dot 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Never heard of king pow before, guess it’s next on my list

    • @FearMonarch
      @FearMonarch 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@king_dot it's from Steve Odenkirk (Jimmy Neutron movie, those weird thumb parodys, etc) and it has a lot of the same energy, he took a lot of old scenes from obscure kung fu movies and green screened himself and the actors into the movie

  • @msk5410
    @msk5410 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    “Fisting on horseback or dark.”Jesus, the wrong subtitles for this song are almost as funny as the damn movie😅

  • @krycklund
    @krycklund 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    These subtitles are downright bizzare, i have to assume they're AI-generated cuz some of these sentences just don't make sense.

  • @mr_timo_lp2169
    @mr_timo_lp2169 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This movie is wierd but absolute gold if you like slapstick especially when you’re sitting in a big room watching it with 100+ people

  • @heymistercarter.
    @heymistercarter. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    One thing that threw me with this movie both times I've watched it is how I had a hard time understanding the lyrics to this song. I don't know if it was rough audio recording or what, but considering how important this song is to setting this character and his motivations up, yea, kind of a shame with the audio. At least I know what the lyrics are now!

    • @HellOfBoilingOil
      @HellOfBoilingOil 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      (someone else posted the real lyrics in the comments)

  • @Avatarofhendrix
    @Avatarofhendrix 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Fun fact: This is just what happens the first time you get super drunk in the Midwest. Cartoon fur trappers and all.

  • @Johnny_B52
    @Johnny_B52 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    This movie is so so so good. My son loves it too so I've seen it about 20 times now. This guy's other movie Lake Michigan Monster is very funny too and in the same vein, though it's not as slapsticky and has dialogue.

  • @igloocookie
    @igloocookie 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Most original movie I've seen in awhile.

  • @kingkhan2894
    @kingkhan2894 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Thanks for uploading this at the most ridiculously low volume imaginable

  • @sotheresthat7882
    @sotheresthat7882 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I’ve watched this at least ten times, and I just now noticed he threw the apple in the basket after he took a bite out of it. I have GOT to see this movie 😂

  • @tennojiberri
    @tennojiberri 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Hoping that the Blu-ray release would have these lyrics fixed in the subtitles

    • @QuinnF97
      @QuinnF97 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Agreed. Went to watch this scene after watching the lyrics video and damn near audibly said, "Wait, what?"

  • @winzerprince222
    @winzerprince222 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This gave me nostalgia

  • @Talik13
    @Talik13 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What a gem of a movie

  • @coolkenman
    @coolkenman 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Hey can you upload this video but the volume is increase for some reason this video is really low volume so can you do that please

  • @Jasperi
    @Jasperi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    This song is great but the mix is terrible, I hope they one day re release the film with a new sound mix.

    • @myvideosareallmyown
      @myvideosareallmyown 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It's out on UK Blu-Ray on 5th Aug 2024. Fingers-crossed it'll have proper English Subs and clearer audio for that opening song. I couldn't understand it in the cinema, due to it being a really bad soundmix.

  • @A.I.Technology-h7o
    @A.I.Technology-h7o 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Ridiculous, I Love It.

  • @deanwirth3627
    @deanwirth3627 หลายเดือนก่อน

    when can I get the damn blu ray??

  • @moviemaximum8600
    @moviemaximum8600 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Those can't be the actual lyrics 1:16 lol