the funny part is when I play myself I dont see all the stupid shit I do (until the replay). youre MMR is higher than mine and I was like "you suck major balls". who gets the couch?
How to attack into turrets/planataries: Get the tempest upgrade from one of your two fleet beacons ;) You spend 75% of the game attacking buildings without the upgrade :D
Yeah, this is something great 🤣. Cave date 1016, the u.s.s harstrem is still here voluntarily all is fine except the poop bucket is full. Maybe has a chain around his neck or something 😂
Dear Harstem. Please never lose your sense of humor and never stop making these videos. I absolutely love every single video on your channel. Keep going.
dude. Harstems analogies are god tier. Hes fucking hilarious with them and the best ones are where he seems to be rambling about nothing then towards the end it hits so hard that i need resuscitation.
21:55 the biologist zealot was absolutely stunned and couldn't accept the reality that had just unraveled before his eyes. Overwhelmed by rage he looked back to the wonderful 27 seconds he had with his homies over the span of 54 seconds before coming to a conclusion that a life without the mates is a life not worth living. so heartbreaking 😢
He was on the battlefield for 27 seconds. You don't know how many hundreds of minutes he spent with his homies, training from birth to be zealots, only to die on their first deployment.
“Its kind of the trick that our government has been using for a while.” I was wondering which country he was talking about, but then realized that it applies to every one of them.
Y'ever pack some spare blankets into the bottom of the tub during a family get together when there wasn't enough beds to go around? Here's hoping he's a light sleeper so it doesn't get "accidentally turned on" at 3am.
One of The reasons why, in lower league games, Turtling like that works is simply a Lack of agression from the opposing player coupled with a lack of scouting to know that she can attack, in this game the army supply was so much in her favour she could have left 20 supply at home and her attacking army on the 4th base would still almost double the terran's army, and a lot of the terran army was also made of tanks sieged on bad positions, so in reality the terrran would still have to defend with 1/2 of the attacking army....if only she could warp in one or two sentries for scouting or send in a party of stalkers.
19:10 I love how there's just a bunch of dead probes on the ground I mean, sure, if a bunch of battlecruisers is killing your probes in your own base, might as well send the rest of them into a planetary to save them some time
6:54 He cloaked the banshees while they were miles away from the protoss base?!?!? Big brain move! Let's deplete the energy of my harass unit before I start harassing so I don't have any when I need it.
Yo I'm late to the party. Nice video as always. Just a small hint: at 28:05 it was not stutter stepping against vikings but the BC that ported away got a klicked before and thus the Tempest tried to follow it to keep attacking it. Have a nice weekend :)
Im dying here!!! XDD 21:55 "Not today mate!" The peaceful zealot biologist story was absolute pure gold. I haven't laughed so much in a long time! Props to you for having the balls to do a cheeky commentary on your gf's game. You sir are one of the brave ones!
Oof this is a classical case of mixing business with pleasure. It sounds like a good idea, but much like BC harass, the source of your problems is going to appear over and over again. And also like BC harass, the damage will mostly be mental followed by lack of productivity. Oh lord I should have waited for that ending. So good.
2:11 - 21 pylons is one of the better Protoss bands. Actually... how does Protoss music sound...? I love the playstyles of both players though lolol 😆 The ending. Nice video!
36:50 I was worried for captain's safety after telling that his gf sucks at Starcraft but I'm so relieved that he confirmed he is fine and is in that undisclosed location completely out of his volition, is being fed and nothing fishy is going on in the background since I was getting kind of concerned. Terran mech vs toss is absolutely completely imba and there is no way to beat that
Mate, haven't played SC2 in 5-6 years, but your videos are so enjoying - can't stop watching and laughing :) Saw your crossover with Lowko, would love to see another, where he plays live and you sit and point every mistake he makes, but he can hear you :D
Love you Harstem, you are the best. I've had a long day including a 6 hour drive. Get home and put on some TH-cam. 19:40 your comment on 3rd option pretend the problem doesn't exist is pure gold. Thank you
yamato one shots Void Rays and 2 shots tempests, BC is the best unit vs protoss and counters are not that easy. But mass stalker actually the best, but terran has to play smart, bait protoss blinking into you, yamato + minefield = GG.
Harstem tries to be as polite as comfortable beds are compared to the couch. I love how chicken knows only one unit in the game and masses it while terran doesnt know what repair means.
Haha, awesome stuff both of you. Both acting so good. You in the dungeon and your missy playing bad/extremely defensively with purpose so we all could learn from :) Chicken, let Harstem review a real all in game instead - now he must!!!
Technically the title means that she has to sleep on the couch. Also, expecting someone to use disruptors at 3300MMR? Dude, cut the poor girl some slack. XD I do agree on the probe production, though. While I am worse at pretty much every other aspect than her, producing workers is the one thing I hammered into my brain to never forget. I mean, just make a control group for all nexuses and hit "3eeeee" every time you have to pause and think what to do next (which, in my case, happens so often that I overprobe all the time).
I love that subtle look of Harstem to always check over the camera when he was saying Terran is imba in the cave. No, there's definitely no one there behind the camera and Harstem is probably looking at a wall clock or something oO"lll
You're definitely sleeping on the couch.
you were kind enough to put a couch in that cave, so generous ;-)
the funny part is when I play myself I dont see all the stupid shit I do (until the replay). youre MMR is higher than mine and I was like "you suck major balls".
who gets the couch?
Harstem....Like this isn't it....this isn't it.... Moistchipxx, I'll tell you what isn't it!
How to attack into turrets/planataries: Get the tempest upgrade from one of your two fleet beacons ;) You spend 75% of the game attacking buildings without the upgrade :D
I love your stream and I enjoy your content. I dont play protoss but this hurts me still
Man gradually gets more comfortable digging his own grave as he forgets exactly what he's doing.
lol I thought the same
XD
wrr
I'd get the submission and just nope right out. :P
Salt makes the orange more sweet.
haven't finished this video yet, but I hope Harstem bought a comfy couch
he didn't hold back at all lol
He did, but the taxman took it.
Lmao
@@Julian-xj6mh Oof 😭🤣
He started out trying to hold back, but started with the sarcasm and couldn't stop.
Harstem: "Do I hold back a little?"
Sees five early game mistakes...
Harstem: "The hell with it, I'll sleep on the couch..."
wrr
please continue your imba series from the cave, the lore for this channel is really taking off.
Yeah, this is something great 🤣. Cave date 1016, the u.s.s harstrem is still here voluntarily all is fine except the poop bucket is full. Maybe has a chain around his neck or something 😂
Imagine the sequel where his best friend Lowko rescues him and together they begin new adventures!
@@alexandridisf
Let's just hope they don't meet robots and Lowko gets to decide what to do.
Epic
@@LortOfTheStones
If Lowko has a say I bet Brenda will make an appearance .
Dear Harstem. Please never lose your sense of humor and never stop making these videos. I absolutely love every single video on your channel. Keep going.
So say we all.
dude. Harstems analogies are god tier. Hes fucking hilarious with them and the best ones are where he seems to be rambling about nothing then towards the end it hits so hard that i need resuscitation.
21:55 the biologist zealot was absolutely stunned and couldn't accept the reality that had just unraveled before his eyes. Overwhelmed by rage he looked back to the wonderful 27 seconds he had with his homies over the span of 54 seconds before coming to a conclusion that a life without the mates is a life not worth living. so heartbreaking 😢
This has to be the best comment ive seen in a while. You portrayed my zealot's life so beautifully.
@@Moistchipxx :DDD
Or the zealot was just...a Chicken?
He was on the battlefield for 27 seconds. You don't know how many hundreds of minutes he spent with his homies, training from birth to be zealots, only to die on their first deployment.
He wasn't a biologist. He was just the smart one. I'm not going in there to die for nothing.
“Its kind of the trick that our government has been using for a while.”
I was wondering which country he was talking about, but then realized that it applies to every one of them.
20:00 pretty bold to make an inlaw analogy when doing the replay of your girlfriend :D
wr
He was going to sleep on the couch anyway...
"So he's got a button for a nuke and you've got twelve cavemen with a stick....
You're still going to be fine though"
I mean if you throw enough sticks he can't touch the button
@@celestrius9197 "The enemy cannot push a button, if you disable his hand."
That's like Vietnam War
4 minutes in and I'm getting the blankets ready to ship them to your house, cuz man I think you might be lucky if you can sleep in the living room
Y'ever pack some spare blankets into the bottom of the tub during a family get together when there wasn't enough beds to go around? Here's hoping he's a light sleeper so it doesn't get "accidentally turned on" at 3am.
Nothing better than flaming your own girlfriend's skills, at least until she finds out. 10/10 Harstem
The bravest cavemen i know
wrgg
Whole game long: GET THE TEMPEST UPGRADE IN ONE OF YOUR TWO FLEET BEACONS
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I was looking If he blinked SOS or HELP in morse code but he didn't blink at all. Scary stuff
LOL, I am actually crying when you start talking about the widow mines chasing a stationary target. xD
One of the best endings of IODIS ever. I mean it is a show after all so doing it like it is really fun to watch while learning stuff.
Harstem just played the most stressful game of his life. And I don't mean Starcraft 2.
ngl i died from laughter at "is it imba or do i sleep in the couch@
that ending was legitimately chilling. harstem should take up an acting career
Acting? There was no acting there...
"Is it imba or am I sleeping in the couch", I nearly woke the entire house up. Great video as I've come to expect.
"please, do not look for me, I'm doing fine" 🤣 Man, I'm in love with your channel, and I don't even play StarCraft
11:00 "I would have been maxed seven times at this point" - best comment ever
His humor is one of a kind!
7:30 a Artosis Pylon havent seen one in ages ...
2:25 Harstem... These are dangerous words to say about your girlfriend
One of The reasons why, in lower league games, Turtling like that works is simply a Lack of agression from the opposing player coupled with a lack of scouting to know that she can attack, in this game the army supply was so much in her favour she could have left 20 supply at home and her attacking army on the 4th base would still almost double the terran's army, and a lot of the terran army was also made of tanks sieged on bad positions, so in reality the terrran would still have to defend with 1/2 of the attacking army....if only she could warp in one or two sentries for scouting or send in a party of stalkers.
Harstem: "hello" *whistles"
Me: It's the couch
The production value just gets better!
They both were banking hilarious amounts of cash while sitting on 100 supply lol
19:10 I love how there's just a bunch of dead probes on the ground
I mean, sure, if a bunch of battlecruisers is killing your probes in your own base, might as well send the rest of them into a planetary to save them some time
It's good to see that Harstem is doing good.
9:25 Moving the attacked observer away from detection range of one turret and sieging it in detection range of another turret, 5head.
30:10 yeah pretty sure she's getting a back up boy
hahahaha, i love how you started much smoother than other iiodis vids, and then slowly eased into the roasting
From 20:00 onwards there is like ZERO gas mining...
There should be an imba show where Reynor starts and he's like "wait why are you streaming from a cave man?"
6:54 He cloaked the banshees while they were miles away from the protoss base?!?!?
Big brain move! Let's deplete the energy of my harass unit before I start harassing so I don't have any when I need it.
The ones with the skits are the best! Thanks for all the effort
Yo I'm late to the party. Nice video as always. Just a small hint: at 28:05 it was not stutter stepping against vikings but the BC that ported away got a klicked before and thus the Tempest tried to follow it to keep attacking it.
Have a nice weekend :)
Im dying here!!! XDD
21:55 "Not today mate!" The peaceful zealot biologist story was absolute pure gold. I haven't laughed so much in a long time!
Props to you for having the balls to do a cheeky commentary on your gf's game. You sir are one of the brave ones!
16:50 What the hell is a control group?
"Honey, there is this guy called Harstem. Might wanna check out his channel. He has some nice guides for Protoss build orders."
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I am affraid he will be sleeping in the garden, in an other town, in an other country, on an other continent.
Maybe in my house...
Just like chicken's lone zealot.
So the second fleet beacon was to warp him to another planet?
to the moon he goes
HAHAHAHA I loved the ending there. well done ;)
Hamster is doing a great job!
OMG!!! The "pretend" biologist Zealot got me cracking up so bad! lmao! Great work Harstem keep them vids coming, I love your content!
Oof this is a classical case of mixing business with pleasure. It sounds like a good idea, but much like BC harass, the source of your problems is going to appear over and over again. And also like BC harass, the damage will mostly be mental followed by lack of productivity.
Oh lord I should have waited for that ending. So good.
And this was the last time I've ever seen Harstem...
lmao artosis pylon 7:32 XD
2:11 - 21 pylons is one of the better Protoss bands. Actually... how does Protoss music sound...?
I love the playstyles of both players though lolol
😆 The ending. Nice video!
If you look at Harstems blinking pattern you can see he spelled in Morse code "Definitely not imba. ChickeN sucks."
36:50 I was worried for captain's safety after telling that his gf sucks at Starcraft but I'm so relieved that he confirmed he is fine and is in that undisclosed location completely out of his volition, is being fed and nothing fishy is going on in the background since I was getting kind of concerned. Terran mech vs toss is absolutely completely imba and there is no way to beat that
I was expecting "I am sorry to say but you leave me absolutely no choice, but to sleep on the couch" xD hell didn't seen that coming
Lmao that ending this is quality content, very original!
This man singlehandedly makes my Thursdays evenings into Friday night prime times
wow, turns out that "sleeping on the couch" was kind of a euphemism... hope you learned your lesson, harsh-tem ^^
The ending was just wonderful
Egon Stetmann 8:01
(Did that guy really just whistle?)
This thumbnail always and forever will get a chuckle from me. Hilarity of the highest order.. gg and f
Your new home looks pretty comfy
35:25 The Chase Analysis had me smiling.
at 1:45 I IMMEDIATELY stoop up and went to the fridge to get a beer, thank you harstem, I almost forgot
"And", Harstem concludes, "this is DEFINITELY imbalance. Honey, do I have anything for dinner?"
28:57 and that buddy just landed you into sleeping in the backyard
Loved this series!
Rest in peace.
Harstem, just wanted to let you know that I long for your videos every day. 100% my favorite TH-camr ❤️
@harstem this is 💯 true you are the greatest! From California with love ❤️
@@Thablackman530 hell yeah! Spread the love baby ❤️ hope you're having a good day man.
High Level Coverage for sure. Thanks Hamstring.
Mate, haven't played SC2 in 5-6 years, but your videos are so enjoying - can't stop watching and laughing :)
Saw your crossover with Lowko, would love to see another, where he plays live and you sit and point every mistake he makes, but he can hear you :D
I want to see more "pylons of doom".
I think protoss should be allowed to build only 1 pylon per nexus.
31:20 Its weak yet with small numbers of units he's been able to project power and keep his opponent off balance.
Dear Harstem, You invented a new meaning for the word "coaching" :P
I love this series. I have been almost bingewatching it. Keep up the good work
Forget the couch, I'm wondering how that frying pan tasted. lol
Love you Harstem, you are the best. I've had a long day including a 6 hour drive. Get home and put on some TH-cam. 19:40 your comment on 3rd option pretend the problem doesn't exist is pure gold. Thank you
Two minutes in and I find the description of Terran Players already insulting. ;.) Got to be a new record timewise ...
Making battlecruisers vs Protoss. 🤔
Actually pure stalker beats them also tempests actually just hard counter them more than anything
this is the best unit vs protoss
yamato one shots Void Rays and 2 shots tempests, BC is the best unit vs protoss and counters are not that easy.
But mass stalker actually the best, but terran has to play smart, bait protoss blinking into you, yamato + minefield = GG.
@@Triumph633 Yamato hasn't one shot Void Rays in a long time. Got patched so they barely survive.
@@Triumph633 are you insane? Tempest has bonus vs massive Yamato has a cooldown and deals only a little more damage than tempest with the bonus
The end really got me, couldn't stop laughing :)
Couch Tonight
Sounds like the FUN basement to me...
Poor Harstem peeled apples with the wrong person.
26:20 Spiky ball :)
If you're homeless, get into a fight with a random housewife, and you have a couch for the night.
Harstem tries to be as polite as comfortable beds are compared to the couch.
I love how chicken knows only one unit in the game and masses it while terran doesnt know what repair means.
Haha, awesome stuff both of you. Both acting so good. You in the dungeon and your missy playing bad/extremely defensively with purpose so we all could learn from :) Chicken, let Harstem review a real all in game instead - now he must!!!
Laugh so hard at the last 3 min or so. Great collaborations. Ty for the vid and the laughs.
The amount of pure sass that this man exudes is top notch.
Technically the title means that she has to sleep on the couch.
Also, expecting someone to use disruptors at 3300MMR? Dude, cut the poor girl some slack. XD
I do agree on the probe production, though. While I am worse at pretty much every other aspect than her, producing workers is the one thing I hammered into my brain to never forget. I mean, just make a control group for all nexuses and hit "3eeeee" every time you have to pause and think what to do next (which, in my case, happens so often that I overprobe all the time).
PS: Are you going to go over the experiments Scarlett performed on PiG? Those are some serious contenders for the green imba stamp.
one week into watching your vids I can longer tell the difference between sincerity and sarcasm. thanks
Reynor can finally run his show again
I can't believe I'm seeing two IMBAs in this series. Completely legit IMBA!
I love that subtle look of Harstem to always check over the camera when he was saying Terran is imba in the cave.
No, there's definitely no one there behind the camera and Harstem is probably looking at a wall clock or something oO"lll
I don't even play sc 2, only broodwar, but man these series are so fun to watch. Great work
at 10s you should say it's imba, so you are saved from domestic violence
You earned my sub with that ending. Great job :)
He didn't wink at the end, I think he is in trouble!
@12:11 it was at this moment harstem knew , he fucked up
Absolutely your finest work. Amazin.
37:24 Harstem's quick glance was beautiful
Protoss IODIS Submissions 🤝 Zerg IODIS Submissions
"TERRAN TURTLING/WALL OFFS ARE IMBA"
Lol!!! XD sweet man cave harstem! Oh and you better give hamster a raise or something, the commentary is wonderful!
The second teleport you saw was the fouth one. There were 5 total.