Forspoken Shouldn't Exist

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  • @TurtleChad1
    @TurtleChad1 ปีที่แล้ว +2767

    Forspoken makes you appreciate silent protagonists more.

    • @Vadim_Slastihin
      @Vadim_Slastihin ปีที่แล้ว +150

      In comparison Claude from GTA 3 is very complex and likable character.

    • @CharlieD.706
      @CharlieD.706 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Forspoken and High on Life really got me wishing the main character or companion never speaks again..

    • @VioletClaw816
      @VioletClaw816 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It tells companies to stop blindly following questionable trends.

    • @laggardson5922
      @laggardson5922 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yeah lol I’m taking my talents back to Elden Ring 😭

    • @valder8423
      @valder8423 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ys series and Ace Combat rejoice.

  • @been_rly_n2_paragliding_lately
    @been_rly_n2_paragliding_lately ปีที่แล้ว +790

    Commits 3 felonies, gets released. At least it's accurate.

    • @bobbyrivera2951
      @bobbyrivera2951 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      In ny. Very accurate lol

    • @kyvian251
      @kyvian251 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      At least she won’t commit a 4th felony right guys? Surely not

    • @sparhawk1228
      @sparhawk1228 ปีที่แล้ว

      White male would have been put behind bars

    • @mbrad9379
      @mbrad9379 ปีที่แล้ว

      You all obviously do not live in New York. Since when has it been accurate for a BLACK person to get off with THREE felonies in ANY state in America. And I am highly annoyed that this game attempts to depict this girl as being black with a criminal background. Its disgusting this new aged SOFT ass generation thinks being a hipster with a questionable racial background the context for a 3 felony arrest with a black woman as the judge its just foolishness. I wish things were that easy me being a BLACK man.

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 ปีที่แล้ว

      The 9/11 planner got released by Biden. Funny how much the law loves crime.

  • @geoDB.
    @geoDB. ปีที่แล้ว +173

    It's not even fun to mock these games anymore, it's just depressing.

    • @tehskullmunkymedia594
      @tehskullmunkymedia594 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like picking on a speacial needs kid.
      & the kid also has the cancer.

    • @alec1430
      @alec1430 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Truth

    • @stupidanon5941
      @stupidanon5941 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I never had fun mocking these games. I mocked these games not because I thought it was fun, but because I want them _gone_ . I want people to stop doing this shit.

    • @mywifesboyfriend5558
      @mywifesboyfriend5558 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep. Turns out even in games, go woke go broke.

    • @brightongoodwin1267
      @brightongoodwin1267 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alec1430 I still think it's funny

  • @TurtleChad1
    @TurtleChad1 ปีที่แล้ว +1952

    Empty world + boring story + repetitive tasks = that will be $70 thank you

    • @ZERARCHIVE2023
      @ZERARCHIVE2023 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Not even 10$ for me. Will wait a decade or more to "jump" to the "next gen" games.

    • @Dizzifying1
      @Dizzifying1 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      "Don't ask questions! Consume product and be excited for next product."

    • @0verWay
      @0verWay ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Ubisoft: "First time?"

    • @r.e.z9428
      @r.e.z9428 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      + Unlikable Protagonist

    • @tonyg5162
      @tonyg5162 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Back to Elden Ring

  • @trippybruh1592
    @trippybruh1592 ปีที่แล้ว +851

    *gave her cat to the judge because that's who she's closest too*
    That's gold.

    • @jgamer2228
      @jgamer2228 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      That’s so ridiculously sad that I can’t imagine anything worse

    • @XDarkEcho
      @XDarkEcho ปีที่แล้ว +42

      And yet...the judge isn't like her foster mother or guardian or something? Crazy.

    • @metalmugen
      @metalmugen ปีที่แล้ว +88

      That cat is finally gonna live in a place that doesn't smell like fish and mold.

    • @gucciguy3408
      @gucciguy3408 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      She’s so close to her that she met her the other day too 😂

    • @neverlandlostboi
      @neverlandlostboi ปีที่แล้ว

      Rotflmfao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tekimpo
    @tekimpo ปีที่แล้ว +844

    The most unrealistic thing about this game is the fact that she is facing jail time for committing 3 felonies in NYC you get an award for that

    • @johno1544
      @johno1544 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Lol

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Special cause she's one of the chosen people.

    • @vertigo2894
      @vertigo2894 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So your answer to what you perceive as politics, is to be political yourself? Sounds very hypocritical to me.

    • @bobshanery5152
      @bobshanery5152 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@vertigo2894
      What politics? Who talking about politics
      Its NY. Crime land. That's the sad joke

    • @elwiwi7587
      @elwiwi7587 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vertigo2894 get off of Twitter for like 5 minutes you fuckin goober

  • @cobain2261
    @cobain2261 ปีที่แล้ว +1764

    Forspoken is the kind of game that God allows humanity to create as a punishment for all our sins.

    • @KM-qk1oz
      @KM-qk1oz ปีที่แล้ว +136

      No seriously. It’s almost like if you play forspoken, it’s god telling you to get off your ass and do better things with your time

    • @vertigo2894
      @vertigo2894 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Is it a problem if it's a "black woman"? You said that with contempt. "You tell her sister" and snapping your fingers? Really? lol I mean the game can suck too, you being weird and the game sucking, not mutually exclusive.

    • @Macheako
      @Macheako ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@vertigo2894 bro……no one’s hungry for the obvious bait you throwing right now 😂😂
      Get a hobby

    • @vertigo2894
      @vertigo2894 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Macheako I am not sure I follow. I have responded to everything as stated. It's ironic you want to dismiss buy throwing the term "bait" around. Simply answer the questions.

    • @vertigo2894
      @vertigo2894 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Macheako Oh wait, my comment was made for the person who made the video. He was making racial gestures. There was no "baiting".

  • @StratumPress
    @StratumPress ปีที่แล้ว +396

    Are modern games insistent on presenting the absolute ugliest humans in a commercial interactive gaming product?

    • @mohannadalshamrani199gmail
      @mohannadalshamrani199gmail ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Come on,man🤣🤣
      They just look realistic in a cartoonishly unrealistic setting
      So it looks cringe

    • @nigeltheoutlaw
      @nigeltheoutlaw ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@mohannadalshamrani199gmail "Realistic" being hideous isn't realistic.

    • @RezaQin
      @RezaQin ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Yes look at Aloy in the new Horizon game. They made her as ugly as possible.

    • @StratumPress
      @StratumPress ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@mohannadalshamrani199gmail Yeah, but I mean it's the actual choice of selecting people--who probably look normal in real life--and uglifying their in-game models OR intentionally picking unattractive people and having them in a fantasy setting. I can understand if they're villains or something like that, but going out of your way to present ugly is some weird modern cultural thing. Trying to subvert the idea of what people want to see.
      In a comedy, normal or even unattractive people work like in Shrek or Ghostbusters where the idea is that the protagonist(s) are normal people that we can sometimes laugh at or with. Typically, in an action or fantasy setting, you want to live vicariously through the characters and not see the kinds of people you'd see in line at Walmart.

    • @GIGADEV690
      @GIGADEV690 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bro games should be fun if they put ugly protagonist or not it doesn't matter I am not zooming on their mouth.

  • @bigfootisreal_
    @bigfootisreal_ ปีที่แล้ว +135

    She wanted to go back not because how miserable her life was that she even planned to move away from there. It's because she can use twitter again to talk shit to people.

  • @CHESTNUT246
    @CHESTNUT246 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    imagine being teleported to a fantasy world, given magic super powers, and given all the attention and being the center of the world to only want to throw it all away to return to your shit life in New York being homeless and with nothing really.

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater ปีที่แล้ว +148

      While at the same time fantasizing about having adventures in other worlds, this character is a mess, realisticly someone that was lost in fantasy like her would have embraced the 'other world' not rush to go back to the shitty reality.

    • @BlackMetalVengeance
      @BlackMetalVengeance ปีที่แล้ว +62

      But dem Jordanz doe.

    • @johno1544
      @johno1544 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Homeless, broke a gang trying to kill you and you still have 120hrs of community service

    • @mc_sea
      @mc_sea ปีที่แล้ว +91

      All I can say about that can be summed up in one word: Women ☕

    • @dulaman
      @dulaman ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mc_sea we get it, you like men 😂

  • @residentidiot5998
    @residentidiot5998 ปีที่แล้ว +1228

    The judge was easily the best character in the game.

    • @fredo3161
      @fredo3161 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      I actually liked that part.

    • @Kristyybug
      @Kristyybug ปีที่แล้ว +8

      no no its true LOLOL i did like cuff tho

    • @KiomonDuck
      @KiomonDuck ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Probably the only character more like.

    • @xelldincht4251
      @xelldincht4251 ปีที่แล้ว

      the judge should have sentenced that annoying prick to prison so the story could have focused on a better character

    • @TheLazyEconomist
      @TheLazyEconomist ปีที่แล้ว +104

      She was the only real character in the game. I've actually known woman like her. I'm surprised they got that so right considering Frey is the whitest black woman ever.

  • @Jilktube
    @Jilktube ปีที่แล้ว +59

    The fact that you can turn "combat quips" on and off is a pretty good indicator that the devs knew they had a stinker on their hands.

  • @harjasdhariwal5960
    @harjasdhariwal5960 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Black woman leading to crime sqike in fantasy world
    What where they even thinking

    • @anon2427
      @anon2427 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Too realistic for a fantasy game I guess

    • @marko-gj1uj
      @marko-gj1uj ปีที่แล้ว

      American millenials can't write properly

    • @lukelaser5397
      @lukelaser5397 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol it's the truth. The sun people are criminals mostly. They like killing each other. Calling each other nigga, and why do they hate working ?

    • @yeahyeahwowman8099
      @yeahyeahwowman8099 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thinking you should suck it up buttercup, Resident Evil 7 has you being chased by redneck mold infested white people, no white person gave a shit because it's a fucking videogame.

    • @Like.....
      @Like..... ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lukelaser5397 you hate working
      Not everyone likes thier jobs even white people don't so try again buddy I'll light your ass up 😊

  • @Hwite_Knight
    @Hwite_Knight ปีที่แล้ว +1148

    The most unbelievable thing in this game is that Frey didn't save those Jordan's from the house fire.

    • @Klonoahedgehog
      @Klonoahedgehog ปีที่แล้ว +167

      @Brimstone You see the steriotype is that black people like collecting sneakers for some reason i dont understand.
      And they will steal them for the collection.

    • @montypython5521
      @montypython5521 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      @Brimstone That's the most realistic part of the whole game

    • @Asaba32
      @Asaba32 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      @Brimstone yeah, no that's pretty real. I know tons of people that do that in the hood. Can't keep their gas and lights on, but they'll have the latest kicks

    • @vertigo2894
      @vertigo2894 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@montypython5521 It's realistic that she is a stereotype?

    • @vertigo2894
      @vertigo2894 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Asaba32 She is "from the hood"?

  • @jackhazardous4008
    @jackhazardous4008 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    I like how she saw something shiny and immediately broke into someones house and puts it on

    • @Ebani
      @Ebani ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Guess that's why they needed a black protagonist, to keep it real.

    • @tehskullmunkymedia594
      @tehskullmunkymedia594 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Ebani the title should have been "Forspoken: When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong"

    • @tehskullmunkymedia594
      @tehskullmunkymedia594 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Heh heh, Women.

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Forcedtoken strikes again. She literally steals three things before the tutorial even properly begins.

    • @DecidedlyNinja
      @DecidedlyNinja ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Guess we know how she got all those larceny charges. She just can't help herself.

  • @GeraltofRivia22
    @GeraltofRivia22 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    This game only exists to boost Square's ESG score.

    • @HansKlopek
      @HansKlopek ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Bingo

    • @fredo3161
      @fredo3161 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      ESG will destroy everything in the end

    • @Mr_Mistah
      @Mr_Mistah ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Boost their social credit lol

    • @J.B.1982
      @J.B.1982 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      100%

    • @Romanus-
      @Romanus- ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@Mr_Mistah that’s essentially what ESG is, a social credit score for corporations

  • @MukiMuki688
    @MukiMuki688 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    If you had told me Forspoken was made by Ubisoft, I'd 100% have believe you.

    • @lordphill807
      @lordphill807 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I wouldn't, because the more palpable culprit would be Netflix and their attempts to break into the gaming industry.

    • @friendofp.24
      @friendofp.24 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @TheLiveCoach Ever see Watch Dogs Legion?

    • @Highwhyman19
      @Highwhyman19 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @TheLiveCoach I'd agree, never buy square enix games for your pc. of all the pc port release I'd wager their "patch bug fix" is hardly ever exist

    • @ThePresidentofMars
      @ThePresidentofMars ปีที่แล้ว +26

      For all their faults ubisoft games are never as bad as this game

    • @MADMO215
      @MADMO215 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That parkour in the beginning could’ve fooled me

  • @VinnyBloo
    @VinnyBloo ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Synth showing some restraint. He didn't call out the multi-ethnic street gang with female leader.

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not like gangs are generally centered around ine ethnicity pr anything

    • @bloomblock2768
      @bloomblock2768 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrscruffles801 But they definitely do not have female leaders.

    • @rprince418
      @rprince418 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mrscruffles801 they even had a whole movie (The Warriors) centered around that very subject. They just love to make history disappear for wokeness. Lol

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rprince418 That was such a good fucking movie.

    • @jacksonjacob7791
      @jacksonjacob7791 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh yes I noticed that too. Also in movies and TV shows now you ever notice there's never any gangs of the same race anymore? They always have to toss in a white or 2 to balance things out and not hurt anyones feelings.😅
      As if that represents reality whatsoever.

  • @MAJ0R_TOM
    @MAJ0R_TOM ปีที่แล้ว +348

    IMAGINE earnestly spending $69.99 on this

    • @onion69420
      @onion69420 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I see some people absolutely eating this shit up

    • @AysarAburrub
      @AysarAburrub ปีที่แล้ว

      if you dont play it you're a racist bigot and an incel.

    • @aceclover758
      @aceclover758 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Imagine being a sheep and still spending anything over $60 on games.
      I refuse to ever pay $70 for any game

    • @gsc8713
      @gsc8713 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Imagine paying for games in the current year, lmfao just torrent bruh

    • @nihilblue9669
      @nihilblue9669 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Imagine buying any game for higher than 39 dollars or 29 dollars

  • @sukamadik5983
    @sukamadik5983 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Forspoken is the type of game you should be paid to play.

    • @Agent-mb1xx
      @Agent-mb1xx ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'd decline the offer, Goldeneye got re-released so...

    • @lukebeakum1316
      @lukebeakum1316 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I rather play Conkers Bad Fur Day

    • @Agent-mb1xx
      @Agent-mb1xx ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lukebeakum1316 do you have a Xbox? Live & Reloaded is good especially on 4K

    • @matosz23
      @matosz23 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lukebeakum1316
      "I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO!"

    • @amadeusagripino6862
      @amadeusagripino6862 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would not play this dumpster fire even if they pay me

  • @thomasriddle8877
    @thomasriddle8877 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    At least the court system is realistic... Has Multiple felonies and just given community service and set free...

  • @commando_vol
    @commando_vol ปีที่แล้ว +202

    High on life dialogue + every open world game sense last generation = $70 game

    • @Kserijaro
      @Kserijaro ปีที่แล้ว

      High on Life is actually trying to push some boundaries. This is just shit tier cringe

    • @CatsOfSpades
      @CatsOfSpades ปีที่แล้ว +54

      **High on Life + Life is Strange + painfully-wannabe-MCU-esque cringe dialogue

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      High on Life wasn't actually that bad :U

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@jackhazardous4008 yeah, you just need a high IQ to enjoy it.

    • @binsakamassa4074
      @binsakamassa4074 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      High on life was funny most of the time, or maybe I'm just immature 😂. Anyways yeah this games dialogue is cheeks.

  • @VeraldoAncodini
    @VeraldoAncodini ปีที่แล้ว +352

    This is what happens when you hire ideologues instead of talented people.

    • @AMan-vs4vs
      @AMan-vs4vs ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Sadly the way of the word currently 🤮

    • @SonofTiamat
      @SonofTiamat ปีที่แล้ว

      When the woke get to fail their way upwards

    • @brandinicole1372
      @brandinicole1372 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It’s not so much as talent but more of terrible writing. The best VA’s can only do so much with shitty dialogue.

    • @VeraldoAncodini
      @VeraldoAncodini ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@brandinicole1372 Being able to write a good story/dialogue requires talent.

    • @brandinicole1372
      @brandinicole1372 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@VeraldoAncodini very true. There’s games with cinematic storytelling that does it very well. The story was just atrocious.

  • @ace_does_internet_stuff1817
    @ace_does_internet_stuff1817 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Never understood auto dodging. Getting good at dodging can be one of the most satisfying things in games and to automate it is just an insane downgrade.

    • @diy_mushroomguy
      @diy_mushroomguy ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Obviously don't like soulsborne games.

    • @TOAOM123
      @TOAOM123 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The only reason id say it makes sense in this game is that it runs so poorly already that itd likely run even worse

    • @aminulhussain2277
      @aminulhussain2277 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If dodging didn't work how it does the game would be unplayable. The developers know what they're doing.

    • @TOAOM123
      @TOAOM123 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aminulhussain2277
      Nah dude: I would bet you all of Midus's gold that the game got maybe 1 solid year of dev time
      Betchya the dev process was a friggen nightmare with the offices being a revolving door with nobody passing info along to the next employee
      The writers?
      For sure terrible
      But I betchya the majority of code monkeys only lasted a quarter before someone else took over

    • @aminulhussain2277
      @aminulhussain2277 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TOAOM123 The game is well designed and optimised, there are few frame drops and the only glitches I've encountered are very minor. You are talking out of your ass here and confusing meh writing with bad programming. It's not like with FFXV where it went through development hell.

  • @SonofTiamat
    @SonofTiamat ปีที่แล้ว +198

    I got into an argument with some clown who said it was okay for this game to have a terrible story because all Japanese games have terrible stories. Then they said they were some writing major who reads 50 novels a year and played hundreds of J-RPGs
    I get that they like the taste of garbage, but could you at least not lie? Peak reddit logic

    • @dolov1079
      @dolov1079 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Wow, That person was a massive clown trying to justify this game with that argument and the people who wrote this story are not even Japanese.

    • @SonofTiamat
      @SonofTiamat ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@dolov1079 Right. But even if it was, and I'm not some weeb otaku, but some of the best stories I've seen were early Square Soft titles. All this guy could do was be condescending and DeCoNsTrUcT like a hipster relativist. "Well, everything is bad, so why say this is worse? 🤓"

    • @mikemeredeth4573
      @mikemeredeth4573 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Save your sanity. Get off Reddit.

    • @SonofTiamat
      @SonofTiamat ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@mikemeredeth4573 I don't use reddit, but I've argued with these types enough to know that's where they go for their bullsyhit arguments

    • @minuteworld7027
      @minuteworld7027 ปีที่แล้ว

      What jrpgs did this twit play????

  • @davekolan862
    @davekolan862 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    I'm sick of seeing Deborah Wilson's creepy bugeyed stare in games

    • @empirednw6624
      @empirednw6624 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup I hate her, she is now in everything because she’s both ugly and black

    • @terrarune
      @terrarune ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You are watching MadTV......MAD!

    • @grinningtiki220
      @grinningtiki220 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      When my friend showed me Jedi Outcast and she popped on screen I laughed and asked what alien race she was. It was a legitimate reaction not knowing it was an actual person.

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Me too, from Wolfenstein to freakin Star Wars, western devs sure love putting that clown in everything.

    • @abrahamicreligionsbowbefor3585
      @abrahamicreligionsbowbefor3585 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      She has dirt on someone in mocap imo

  • @someonenobody2621
    @someonenobody2621 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    The only game where I hoped the main character got fucking torn from limb to limb lmao.

    • @Nall412
      @Nall412 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      💀💀

    • @mywifesboyfriend5558
      @mywifesboyfriend5558 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Other than Mortal Kombat?

    • @someonenobody2621
      @someonenobody2621 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mywifesboyfriend5558 Nah that's different you just to make the AI or your friend look like a loser from your cool skills. Here this waman wouldnt shut the fuck up about how much of a fucking imbecile she is. DiD i jUSt dO ThAT. Well of fucking course you did, your not schizophrenic; sorry for the rant its not directed at you just the game.

  • @quazyisabamf825
    @quazyisabamf825 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Can’t wait see what the basement dwelling Reddit mods think of this one

    • @gsc8713
      @gsc8713 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      "Elden ring but more accesible"

    • @SonofTiamat
      @SonofTiamat ปีที่แล้ว +86

      They actively seethe when people say "don't ask questions, just consume product then get excited for next product"

    • @solutionless123
      @solutionless123 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      They'll pretend to love it. But won't buy it or play it. Many such cases

    • @acehood9953
      @acehood9953 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@solutionless123 Is there actually peeps who fanboy a game without buying and playing it? I genuinely can't believe that.

    • @bigmate4721
      @bigmate4721 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They're too busy dilating

  • @Vadim_Slastihin
    @Vadim_Slastihin ปีที่แล้ว +528

    I hope this game will show Japanese game developers that woke policy is not the answer.

    • @The_Noticer.
      @The_Noticer. ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Wokeness isn't what killed it. It's just an annoyingly written protagonist that is abrasive from start to finish.
      EDIT to clarify: "woke" in itself is a meaningless term to neuter the impact of what is ocurring. Anti-whiteness.
      Having said that, this character would've sucked regardless of the skincolor, because it was written by gems.

    • @tadpolegaming4510
      @tadpolegaming4510 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Jesus, the Japs made this? It's so over

    • @gsc8713
      @gsc8713 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@The_Noticer. it is stop fooling yourself

    • @gsc8713
      @gsc8713 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@tadpolegaming4510 japan has fallen

    • @brandonontama2415
      @brandonontama2415 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@gsc8713 You can have woke elements while having good writing.

  • @asepsisaficionado7376
    @asepsisaficionado7376 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    "And right here I make a joke that's kinda dark"
    *proceeds to make an unremarkably tame joke*
    I sometimes forget that you make these videos for new people.

    • @alucardvekkia3966
      @alucardvekkia3966 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@halepolsworth1444 everyone gets sucked in by normies eventually buahaha

    • @Mugoflighterfluid
      @Mugoflighterfluid ปีที่แล้ว

      @@halepolsworth1444 He's just Racist

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      For youtube*

    • @bludj992
      @bludj992 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That joke wasn't dark regardless. I was expecting something with a bit more punch.

    • @walter4180
      @walter4180 ปีที่แล้ว

      @hale polsworth wouldn't go that far lol
      His credibility is dubious at best

  • @Dragonk116
    @Dragonk116 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Forspoken is like what an American thinks an isaki anime is like, but done so much worse.

    • @victorprati7908
      @victorprati7908 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What an isaki anime is like?

    • @creatorsfreedom6734
      @creatorsfreedom6734 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fk n Sht yalll ! #

    • @winterlantern5695
      @winterlantern5695 ปีที่แล้ว

      @DMARS The marxist westerner will always act the same wherever they go with their obnoxious america-centric ego, whether it be in a nonwestern country or literally another world.

    • @dragonandavatarfan8865
      @dragonandavatarfan8865 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @DMARS Honestly, your idea of an isekai sounds more appealing than most of the isekai's in anime. 99.9% of isekai anime is pretty much a blank cardboard protagonist with god-like powers and a harem of girls always simping for him and he never faces any struggle throughout his entire journey.

    • @Naruxos07
      @Naruxos07 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @DMARS And then there's Re:Zero. The MC isn't flat, but he's the polar opposite of a Mary Sue.

  • @Kousaburo
    @Kousaburo ปีที่แล้ว +42

    This game is a fantastic example of how to get literally everything wrong from a writing perspective.

  • @solutionless123
    @solutionless123 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Imagine seeing the latest Amazon/Netflix/Whatever series that nobody watches and everyone hates and thinking "we need to make this, but a game"

  • @lowdistortion
    @lowdistortion ปีที่แล้ว +282

    The moment she left the money in the room then tried to grab the cat, only for the money to burn I knew this game was gonna suck.

    • @ryanbharmon
      @ryanbharmon ปีที่แล้ว +84

      What kills me is that there is a prompt to grab the money

    • @SonofTiamat
      @SonofTiamat ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Bu-bu-but how else will the game tell you how pure she is!!?

    • @fredo3161
      @fredo3161 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      A man would have grabbed both.

    • @BuzzingGoober
      @BuzzingGoober ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@ryanbharmon it's the devs gaslighting the player. They were laughing at our frustration.

    • @Krapvag
      @Krapvag ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@fredo3161 literally every man playing the game tried to pick it up

  • @dammonkirkly1649
    @dammonkirkly1649 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I mean being honest getting a 100 hours of community service for your 3rd felony in New York is kinda accurate

  • @dpm365
    @dpm365 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I guess you could say Forspoken has been forsaken

  • @staufackar2135
    @staufackar2135 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    The most impressive thing about this game is how the actress who played Jade on the Resident Evil Show managed to find another job.

    • @cobain2261
      @cobain2261 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      She's a beautiful black queen. Of course she will have many roles

    • @staufackar2135
      @staufackar2135 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@cobain2261
      I mean i'll rate her an 5/10 max but each of their own.

    • @nigeltheoutlaw
      @nigeltheoutlaw ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@cobain2261 She's average at best. At best!

    • @cobain2261
      @cobain2261 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@nigeltheoutlaw no. She's beautiful. Black women are the hottest 🔥

    • @thedarklordx
      @thedarklordx ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@staufackar2135 the character is not that attractive but the model/actress is pretty.

  • @buckschneider7973
    @buckschneider7973 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Raised by single mother, felon, cries wolf about how the system is against them. Nice

    • @ralphr2711
      @ralphr2711 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What did Luminous Studio meant by this? 🤔😂

    • @richardbyfield1918
      @richardbyfield1918 ปีที่แล้ว

      who the f are you refering to?

    • @buckschneider7973
      @buckschneider7973 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@richardbyfield1918 it's not that hard to figure out

    • @RaineErasmusWalker
      @RaineErasmusWalker 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@richardbyfield1918bruh

    • @RaineErasmusWalker
      @RaineErasmusWalker 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ralphr2711😂

  • @AGTInfinity
    @AGTInfinity ปีที่แล้ว +317

    You are so right about this being a womens power fantasy. Everyone in my family are women except for my dad so I've seen many Hallmark/Lifetime style movies. The story is exactly like that stuff and somehow even lower effort.

    • @SonofTiamat
      @SonofTiamat ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Movies like She-Devil, First Wives Club, and The Associate are all feminist passive aggressive revenge fantasies
      Roseanne Barr is at least kinda based irl though

    • @mrshmuga9
      @mrshmuga9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wouldn’t even call it a “_female_ power fantasy”, because it doesn’t really have anything that appeals to women. Their idea of being powerful wouldn’t be extreme strength or various physical abilities to fight. It’s more like a feminist power fantasy, because they have d!ck envy, and this game is just a male power fantasy but swapped with women.

    • @dulaman
      @dulaman ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Bayonetta is a woman's power fantasy. Women fantasize about being strong without looking manly, an exciting personality and being sexy and extremely appealing to men, whether they admit that shit or not. Women wanna play as beautiful interesting women. So do men, really.
      This game bombed because women don't want it either lmao. Just like Charlie's Angels reboot bombed. The women in it didn't appeal to women OR men.

    • @danielschiman767
      @danielschiman767 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dulaman Well the only women who are interested in this low effort 'women power' jacksh!t are liberal women. They're running their mouth and write well liked posts on twatter but they're not buying sh!t, so thats that.

    • @schabowy6149
      @schabowy6149 ปีที่แล้ว

      @D appealing to men? Come again? You think we want your stinky fat ass?

  • @Garian9
    @Garian9 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Developers seem to think that Single Player story driven games require non stop cinematics, unskippable or must watch cutscenes (if you want to know what to do next), and interrupting gameplay tips and quips. 2022 was filled with these AAA games. Let's hope this trend dies and they start putting more gameplay into their games instead of movies.

    • @tehskullmunkymedia594
      @tehskullmunkymedia594 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its cause there developing games for the brain dead game journos, who cant play games.

    • @TaRAAASHBAGS
      @TaRAAASHBAGS ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because they're wannabe hacks that don't take games seriously and wish they were making movies... not because of a love of cinema but just to have the image of a "serious artist"

    • @SuperHornetX
      @SuperHornetX ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TaRAAASHBAGS God Of War+Ragnarok is a cinematic masterpiece, but my friend said it wasn't as fun to play as the first one. I would love for movies to be structured the way that God Of War is, but directors are just awful lately.

    • @mywifesboyfriend5558
      @mywifesboyfriend5558 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SuperHornetX As the God Of War, I take exception to that remark!
      God of War Ragnarok was a great blend of story and action to me. It was also a big game. Most experiences these days are waaaaaay too short.
      Just my two cents.

  • @griffin955
    @griffin955 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This game goes under the "Best of BlackRock" series. Maybe it will get a little badge with the blackrock logo on the physical copy.

    • @theinvisibleman6147
      @theinvisibleman6147 ปีที่แล้ว

      It may as well be kosher certified. They already do it with food using gentile funding.

  • @maiqtheliar3502
    @maiqtheliar3502 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Basically another game with a quirky main character and coworker humour

    • @bludj992
      @bludj992 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How many of these games exist?

    • @jacksonjacob7791
      @jacksonjacob7791 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm so sick of this Disney Marvel type quirky comedy that's spread to so many other things. It's almost never funny and is actually incredibly annoying.

    • @ayandangcobo1755
      @ayandangcobo1755 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@bludj992 in modern day gaming- how many of these games DONT exist?😭😭😭

    • @bludj992
      @bludj992 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ayandangcobo1755 I'm still playing Vice City and 360 era games for the most part. The most recently released game I played was Spider-Man Remastered so I'm a bit out of the loop.

  • @michaelbrandon1222
    @michaelbrandon1222 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    I'm convinced AI are developing games these days lol

    • @Mr_Mistah
      @Mr_Mistah ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Explains why the faces look so uncanny

    • @FreeIreland
      @FreeIreland ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Big facts...

    • @soapbox435
      @soapbox435 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Would not be surprised lack of creativity and just using boiler plate designs for the whole game

    • @tehskullmunkymedia594
      @tehskullmunkymedia594 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sad thing is, most writing AI is influenced by bad fanfic writers.

    • @apr2047
      @apr2047 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AI might gather from great concepts and ideas from previous games. This is just the development team self inserting what they think they are into a game. Total lack of imagination and everything being this ironic (unfunny) idealogical mess. I would trust an AI to build a better game.

  • @insertsomememereferenceher8483
    @insertsomememereferenceher8483 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    >square finally fell for the "appeal to the west" meme

  • @reviewspiteras
    @reviewspiteras ปีที่แล้ว +43

    1:16 holy, so based what the hell. Is the judge supposed to be a bad person? Fuck that we need more judges like that

    • @BWMagus
      @BWMagus ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Judges who let you off for repeated felony larceny convictions?

  • @Solidfreeman01
    @Solidfreeman01 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    " A game, that nobody likes." Why would one not like a diverse strong independent female directly from Schwabs and Soros´wokeness- thinktanks? Everyone loves that! Shoot some rainbows.... yaaaaaayyyyyy!!! 🌈🌈🌈

    • @nihilblue9669
      @nihilblue9669 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Based

    • @kovmenius
      @kovmenius ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The funniest thing is that this is a woke game made by a culture that's still pretty closed and racist - Japanese.

    • @StratumPress
      @StratumPress ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@kovmenius ...what? Yikes, dude. Terrible, hypocritical take.

    • @chivalrousreviews9344
      @chivalrousreviews9344 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm liking the game so far

    • @princesszelda8577
      @princesszelda8577 ปีที่แล้ว

      japan should remain that way, fuck black and white people. east asian supremacy. now idk why tf would square enix would make this shitty game but recent news tells me woke corps infiltrated their company anyway. a western company bought square enix usa or smething last i heard of. hopefully their virus dont spread towards other japanese game companies because japan is the only last haven for good genuine games that remains legendary.

  • @jack-y3-o431
    @jack-y3-o431 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Is there any rules that characters have to be ugly in modern games?

    • @victorprati7908
      @victorprati7908 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I guess it's because sensitive people feel like they don't represent their ugly @$$ and feel offended instead of looking at the idealized characters that inspires them to be better

    • @TheOmega1
      @TheOmega1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@victorprati7908 You just like saying a whole lot of stupid shit huh

    • @danielschiman767
      @danielschiman767 ปีที่แล้ว

      its the mixture of ideologically driven + talentless

    • @12ealDealOfficial
      @12ealDealOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Some people say it's a side effect of using face scans, but we already know actresses are being made uglier and older on purpose when those same scans are modified.

    • @Paugose
      @Paugose ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If they looked good their "audience" would find them threatening to them as a character looking good would remind them to work on themselves a bit more.

  • @lankey6969
    @lankey6969 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    This is the result of not being able to tell people they've done a bad job because "identity politics".

  • @vergil1us
    @vergil1us ปีที่แล้ว +57

    So nice that 4 out of 5 people (which is 80%, not 13% as you might think) in the courtroom is a poc lol

    • @ALUCARDAN2
      @ALUCARDAN2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's actually funny, if you actually count you have female Judge, female gang leaders, council women being poc from races that should not be part of the region as the first contact showed a majority being white, then who is the only council member that doesn't want to listen and want her executed, yep the white dude. Then you know this is a society led by virtuous women with great power.
      At this point they don't give a damn anymore. It is actually funny. In a sad way

    • @isaaclevi1487
      @isaaclevi1487 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the number of white people in the room is what concerns you more in the game?

    • @Mr_Mistah
      @Mr_Mistah ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's considered diversity nowadays

    • @vergil1us
      @vergil1us ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@isaaclevi1487 who says I'm concerned about the game at all lol
      Another one who gonna label people because he notices things that are clearly an agenda lol

    • @Mugoflighterfluid
      @Mugoflighterfluid ปีที่แล้ว

      You are a moron

  • @CajunKhajiit
    @CajunKhajiit ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Playing the demo was great! It gave a free preview that showed me within 10 minutes that I should spend my money on literally anything else.

  • @StonedCabbage
    @StonedCabbage ปีที่แล้ว +84

    My question is how is she not in jail or on probation with 2 felony thefts already and on the 3rd they finally offer her community service?? Tell me you don't know how the court system works without actually telling me

    • @fyiicheckforspies
      @fyiicheckforspies ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Welcome to NYC

    • @jessicasintern
      @jessicasintern ปีที่แล้ว +41

      nyc court system sucks

    • @BoleDaPole
      @BoleDaPole ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Justice system is generally very lenient to women.

    • @MundaneThingsBackwards
      @MundaneThingsBackwards ปีที่แล้ว

      Ironically, they got it right. lmfao. This isn't Kamala Harris' California. You let the criminals back out onto the street after a slap on the wrist these days.

    • @thebatman4279
      @thebatman4279 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Actually pretty realistic for a democrat-run hellhole.

  • @jonahhekmatyar
    @jonahhekmatyar ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Can't wait for the GOTY nomination

    • @alucardvekkia3966
      @alucardvekkia3966 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope, it doesnt have mainstream appeal

    • @Carnage7209
      @Carnage7209 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bigots!! This game is so stunning and brave

    • @gracegeek4678
      @gracegeek4678 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's coming.....

  • @BruceBanner
    @BruceBanner ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The game is woke. Enough said.

    • @888bangthory
      @888bangthory 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Grow up

    • @BruceBanner
      @BruceBanner 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@888bangthory You first. I insist.

    • @Tsumefan2
      @Tsumefan2 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      how is it woke

  • @mike4490
    @mike4490 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The pocket sand was the best part of the entire game

    • @grinningtiki220
      @grinningtiki220 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      A student of the Dale Gribble school of self defense

  • @chaz9808
    @chaz9808 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    The judge clearly let the girl go because she was same skin color it’s actually pretty accurate atleast in New York it’s hilarious they put it in the game though

    • @vertigo2894
      @vertigo2894 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are you for real?

    • @vertigo2894
      @vertigo2894 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Now you are saying being black means you get less time? You people are unbelieveable

    • @trevorclinton5692
      @trevorclinton5692 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@vertigo2894 Das rite nigga!

    • @Klonoahedgehog
      @Klonoahedgehog ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@vertigo2894 Is that not true?
      Because from what i can tell that's just how things work in the big city. But i'm a country boy so i could be wrong

    • @shadowfreaper8158
      @shadowfreaper8158 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Klonoahedgehog really depends on where your form some places its the opposite and can get looks

  • @alexmason8557
    @alexmason8557 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Syntheticman is only one who have the balls to speak his mind.

    • @TheOmega1
      @TheOmega1 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He’s literally not saying anything nobody else hasn’t said stop meat riding

    • @mc_sea
      @mc_sea ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@TheOmega1 Alex is right. A large majority of game reviewers wouldn't be willing to point out certain flaws that Synthetic Man mentioned.

    • @TheOmega1
      @TheOmega1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mc_sea No not a large majority and definitely not the only one like he stated look up the reviews yourself they’re mixed

    • @marko-gj1uj
      @marko-gj1uj ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you have other people who are less known than him and know when humor is boring and why God of War Ragnarok did not actually deserve GOTY (it feels boring and even I can tell)

    • @walter4180
      @walter4180 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mc_sea incorrect
      Not much in this vid is new

  • @thebatman4279
    @thebatman4279 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Synthetic Man and Worth A Buy are the only 2 videogame reviewers i trust at this point to give a 100% unfiltered, no-hold-barred opinion.

    • @Mugoflighterfluid
      @Mugoflighterfluid ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is is cause he's racist??

    • @bickboose9364
      @bickboose9364 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mugoflighterfluid Yes, and also bigoted, transphobic, misogynistic & xenophobic. Can't have a good reviewer without these and secret ingredient X: cynicism.

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like Mortismal Gaming cause he 100%s games

    • @thebatman4279
      @thebatman4279 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Mugoflighterfluid If you mean highlighting wokism in gaming, sure.

    • @Mugoflighterfluid
      @Mugoflighterfluid ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @thebatman4279 That's not a thing he's just complaining when he sees Black people which is called Racism

  • @lightinabox6931
    @lightinabox6931 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Holy shit that mid-combat dialogue was Ratchet & Clank 2016 level

    • @mohannadalshamrani199gmail
      @mohannadalshamrani199gmail ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You know, if the art style was a bit cartoonish, the dialogue would have been given a pass
      But believe or not art style sets expectations
      If you have a realistic art style you better have realistic dialogue or atleast a bit believable
      Art style with cartoon dialogue gives cringe or uncanny feeling
      That's the problem with a lot of triple A games

    • @marko-gj1uj
      @marko-gj1uj ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mohannadalshamrani199gmail yup

    • @Da_mutha_peckin_H.A._double_T.
      @Da_mutha_peckin_H.A._double_T. ปีที่แล้ว

      It's like Squeenix was like:
      What if we made a game starring unlikely partners similar to Kaine and Grimoire Weiss form NieR, bad bad?

    • @maxsanchez764
      @maxsanchez764 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “I have died and gone to nerd heaven”😭

  • @flioink
    @flioink ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The excessive reliance on 3d scanned human heads is what gives this "uncanny" feel to the characters.
    Human scans rarely work perfectly in 3d unless you nail the shading.

    • @tehskullmunkymedia594
      @tehskullmunkymedia594 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You'd think after what happened with "Beyond Two Souls" or even with what porn animaters do with character models, that the actors would be more reluctant to lend their likeness to a game.

    • @mywifesboyfriend5558
      @mywifesboyfriend5558 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tehskullmunkymedia594 I doubt anyone will Rule 32 this.

    • @deadspace4755
      @deadspace4755 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Forbidden Siren surely makes it better than those pretentious modern games

  • @MoreLimitless_
    @MoreLimitless_ ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This makes FF15 look like a masterpiece.

    • @stupidanon5941
      @stupidanon5941 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You know, it does, and I didn't even get a third of the way through that game. I have beaten nearly every main-series FF game like, 5-6 times each. I stopped at 12, which I also did not finish.

    • @iria5309
      @iria5309 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr that's what I've been saying. I didn't think Square Enix could do anything worse than FFXV and yet here is this crap. Hell it even looks like the setting was inspired by FFXV

    • @shostako1284
      @shostako1284 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD Yes. So depressing.

    • @12ealDealOfficial
      @12ealDealOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FF15 WAS a masterpiece y'all just didn't get it. The time skip into the world of ruin was a badass moment, as was Noctis's journey from brat to king.

    • @shostako1284
      @shostako1284 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@12ealDealOfficial what journey? He freezes in a crystal 10 years.

  • @beetheimmortal
    @beetheimmortal ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I only saw that scene in the beginning and that was all I could take. That was absolutely awful, disgusting and stupid. This stands for everything wrong with modern entertainment, and I hate it. Also, I guess the maxed combat quips are for those people who have no inner monologue, and apparently there are a lot of people like that, so good for them...

  • @claytonbigsby6911
    @claytonbigsby6911 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Finally someone who takes her to task for being absolutely vulgar! ALOT of videos aren't aware or are forgetting to say that when the writer was changed, they added the entire opening segment and all the woke angry millenial cursing dialog was then added, but the original developers must be truly horrified at how far the character was taken and changed into the absolute most ungrateful sarcastic narcissist on the planet

  • @jessehamm3573
    @jessehamm3573 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    What also perplexes me is the fact that they managed to animate the cat far better than any of the human characters.

    • @alucardvekkia3966
      @alucardvekkia3966 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nah that cat looked weird too

    • @Tsumefan2
      @Tsumefan2 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      is this game even coming out at all or is it in limbo

    • @believer431
      @believer431 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Coz they all live alone with a cat

  • @Shiftinggers
    @Shiftinggers ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Forspoken is the kind of game whose writing might aswell be done by 13 year old tiktokers

    • @StarContract
      @StarContract ปีที่แล้ว

      Tiktok is unironically based, they shat all over this game. This game was made by Twitter, for Twitter.

    • @Tsumefan2
      @Tsumefan2 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      or written by the eragon write how old was he again

  • @unclephillymya
    @unclephillymya ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Even the woke army knew that this game was gonna be TRASH 😂😂😂😂

  • @zacharyroth3028
    @zacharyroth3028 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It’s a shame because a video game where you play as a woman who teleports to a fantasy world and learns magic is a really cool concept for an open world rpg. I don’t know what the hell happened here. Wtf are you doing square? First marvel’s avengers, then Babylonian’s fall, and now this it’s starting to make me worry about the new final fantasy coming out

  • @Vindicta3127
    @Vindicta3127 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The game looks like it was literally made in 2015.

    • @LifeofBrad1
      @LifeofBrad1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I honestly think a lot of games that have come out for current gen consoles look worse than games that came out on last gen. Like, compare NFS 2015 to Unbound. I think 2015 looks better.

    • @frank.e.wildcat
      @frank.e.wildcat ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like 2010

    • @Vindicta3127
      @Vindicta3127 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@frank.e.wildcat lmfao for real 😂😂

    • @maxsanchez764
      @maxsanchez764 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LifeofBrad1 dont forget batman arkham knight

    • @maxsanchez764
      @maxsanchez764 ปีที่แล้ว

      Prob earlier 🤣

  • @JusticeforLiberty
    @JusticeforLiberty ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Was this game written by reddit?

    • @Mr_Mistah
      @Mr_Mistah ปีที่แล้ว

      Likely

    • @marko-gj1uj
      @marko-gj1uj ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Feels more like it was written by Tumblists who never truly grew out of their phase.

    • @amadeusagripino6862
      @amadeusagripino6862 ปีที่แล้ว

      By reddit and resetera

  • @wolfclaw9949
    @wolfclaw9949 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "We have Infamous Second Son at home."

  • @diegomauriciogomez1755
    @diegomauriciogomez1755 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Omg is that forspoken tm that epic Game where you play as a black teenager who gets teleported to a isekai world where she fights monsters? OMG 😱 this Game shows the power of the ps5 and it has such quicky dialogue and soooo many references for hardcore gamers like me 😃 this Game is the bomb duuude square enix pulling quality games as always fr fr.

    • @diegomauriciogomez1755
      @diegomauriciogomez1755 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fucking discount infamous with a shitty plot

    • @vertigo2894
      @vertigo2894 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's all we care about, her race?

    • @anon2427
      @anon2427 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@vertigo2894 that’s all you care about because you’ve left over a dozen comments about her race in numerous threads. I’ve seen a bunch of your comments and all of the are related to her race or what people think about it. Touch grass

    • @rakada30
      @rakada30 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@vertigo2894 touch grass?
      how bout ya smoke some, maybe you'll get ahead

    • @vertigo2894
      @vertigo2894 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rakada30 Anything relevant there or you want to prove my point some more?

  • @InvinciDon
    @InvinciDon ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I almost got this game for my nephew, thanks for the video lmao

    • @ericfisher1360
      @ericfisher1360 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What did he do to you?

    • @InvinciDon
      @InvinciDon ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ericfisher1360 He did nothing, this was before I knew what the game was like, now that I do, I won’t be getting it for him thanks to the video.

    • @Jose_Doe
      @Jose_Doe ปีที่แล้ว

      @@InvinciDon but why this specific one though?

    • @InvinciDon
      @InvinciDon ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Jose_Doe Because I thought it looked cool, and again, this was before I’ve seen reviews and this video and this game, I’m just gonna get him another game instead.

    • @alucardvekkia3966
      @alucardvekkia3966 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@InvinciDon get him Succubus

  • @misterdedlift4879
    @misterdedlift4879 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ah yes, when I see light coming out of a window my first instinct is to burglarize the apartment as well.

  • @AMan-vs4vs
    @AMan-vs4vs ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You know the game sucks when the character wears a toboggan in a courtroom

    • @Mister_Clean
      @Mister_Clean ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have no idea why this made me laugh

  • @SIGNOR-G
    @SIGNOR-G ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I wonder if a certain youtube clique will bombard you anyway cause they dont like you...

  • @JosephJoestar-go1nk
    @JosephJoestar-go1nk ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It all started with Marvel movies…

  • @GunterThePenguinHatesHugs
    @GunterThePenguinHatesHugs ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'm also noticing that in many recent games, there are some where EVERY character you come across is ugly?
    Like, in every game where you can create your own character, like 95% of people design an attractive looking character, and the remaining 5% make silly blue afro sliders-to-the-max goofy ones...
    There's definitely _some_ kind of agenda, like I feel it's possibly linked the whole 'accept everyone' social politics stuff like yeah that's good I guess but it doesn't reflect reality 1:1, people just naturally gravitate and want to associate with what they find visually appealing, be it art, genre, or people...

    • @jjking8577
      @jjking8577 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly bro. It’s our kids they know they can program without them raising an eyebrow

    • @feyrie
      @feyrie ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is 1000% true. It has everything to do with the entire “this is how normal people look, let’s celebrate it!”
      The truth is, we play games to escape reality. We want things that look good. As a girl I definitely choose characters base on how pretty they look.

    • @jjking8577
      @jjking8577 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@feyrie ye but I’m older now and I don’t mind not playing games much. Doesn’t do anything for you

  • @wymanrtaylor
    @wymanrtaylor ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Gang of women stealing cars and beating each other up, eh? God I hate these modern games

  • @birchmahogany2718
    @birchmahogany2718 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Studios need to realize that they don't need to constantly make massive games. It's so fucking stupid. There's nothing wrong with making smaller games. This game looks like a complete waste of time and effort.

  • @michaeliniga7958
    @michaeliniga7958 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Big respect for ending your forspoken stream by playing Dark Souls 2

  • @brofister9682
    @brofister9682 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You vill have light rpg elements, you vill download the day one patch, you vill pay for ze battlepass, and you vill ve happy

  • @ManiacalForeigner
    @ManiacalForeigner ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love how one of the forts is called "Fort Wielki", literally Polish for "Big Fort"

    • @fafnyr2537
      @fafnyr2537 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The fat librarian second name is kladivo which means hammer in czech 😄

  • @gamerboy6787
    @gamerboy6787 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'm glad you mentioned the PS3-caliber graphics. Because that was my thought exactly. The character models, and the hub city that the protag hangs around, look like they're from a particularly good-looking, late-era PS3 game.
    And like I commented on another channel...
    This game screams:
    a) "made by one of our junior teams"
    b) internally, this game was given rock-bottom priority"
    and
    c) "this was slapped together and thrown out to the wilds, just to hit quarterly revenue figures."

    • @charmingpeasant9834
      @charmingpeasant9834 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah, well made PS3 games had better looking and animated characters.

    • @maxsanchez764
      @maxsanchez764 ปีที่แล้ว

      *xbox 360 🤣

  • @swagwolfgang
    @swagwolfgang ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Woah wait….combat quips is a feature you can turn off and on? Jesus christ even they knew how bad it is

  • @AlexanderJoneshttps
    @AlexanderJoneshttps ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This why I just can't get hyped for modern AAA games anymore

    • @Like.....
      @Like..... ปีที่แล้ว

      Time to stop being a gamer then go outside

    • @SyndicateOperative
      @SyndicateOperative ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Like..... Never heard of playing something that hasn't been released within the last 6 months? jesus.

  • @jackhazardous4008
    @jackhazardous4008 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    One of the things I noticed in the stream that bothered me was that she can run really fast in battle, but in the cutscenes she might as well be walking away from danger. LIke you hadm't just spent ten minutes using her powers in a boss fight to avoid shit like an expert

  • @ninjason57
    @ninjason57 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    One thing these animators don't seem to understand about human anatomy (there's more but this one stood out to me the most) is when people speak they don't lift their upper lip (so as to see the upper teeth). That's why the dialog animations look so awkward.

    • @BWMagus
      @BWMagus ปีที่แล้ว

      Umm...not always true. It depends on how "tight" their upper lip is, how loudly they are speaking, and how much they enunciate.

  • @promisedaryl8726
    @promisedaryl8726 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Synthetic Man is the youtuber we never knew we needed. Channel growing like crazy!

  • @tengr0057
    @tengr0057 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I can't believe this is written partially by Amy Hennig... She used to write Legacy of Kain. Absolute best story, characters and voice-acting and lore ever in gaming. Now wtf is this?

    • @riverblack123
      @riverblack123 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ESG it is.

    • @tengr0057
      @tengr0057 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@riverblack123 You mean esg score? Or whatever. I'm not entirely sure what it is. Woke-point counter? :D

    • @riverblack123
      @riverblack123 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tengr0057 ESG is harmful for creative freedom because it forces stories, character, things to be written in a specific way. Amy isnt responsible for the shitshow this game turned out to be

    • @tengr0057
      @tengr0057 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@riverblack123 Yea, I know she is better than this shit and she probaply knows it too.

  • @mrscruffles801
    @mrscruffles801 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Steam reviews confuse me. Most of the ones I've seen are trying to be as positive about this as possible, saying crap like "if there was a neutral rating option I'd give the game that", like bro, take a stance on something or don't leave a review.

  • @Grifffffith
    @Grifffffith ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This game has Marvel Rick and Morty dialog. It's like they got their script from a reddit thread.

    • @marko-gj1uj
      @marko-gj1uj ปีที่แล้ว

      Even Redditors would write a Better story, no matter how awful it is written.

  • @welks13
    @welks13 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Here's where you're somewhat wrong on Frey's origin SPOILERS for the story obviously
    As far as I'm aware she actually is the child of a single white mother as one of the matriarchs (Who is the dragon you face in the beginning) send her away to protect her from the curse so yeah...LOL

    • @marko-gj1uj
      @marko-gj1uj ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@3agle280 really awkward coming from developers

    • @Tsumefan2
      @Tsumefan2 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      and cuff was and still is the bad guy the whole time

  • @ubermenschbrent
    @ubermenschbrent ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Forspoken? Should’ve just called it ‘NETFLIX: The Game’

  • @whitetiana3022
    @whitetiana3022 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    now californian culture is even ruining japanese games.

  • @wiseguy240Winston
    @wiseguy240Winston ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ppl talk about not buying the game makes you racist but the game itself is quite racist ironically. You play as a black girl with a criminal record, Are involved with a gang and use vulgar language, and throw F-bombs. Was excited 4 this game but the more I saw the more it turned me off. Not to mention her father isn't revealed throughout the entire game and is revealed to be from earth with the only explanation being that he's supposed to be the stereotypical absent blk father. The Sneaker collection was just the icing on the cake.
    Ask yourself have Square Enix ever done this with any of it's protagonist before? 😆

    • @christinamoran1027
      @christinamoran1027 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Everything you listed as stereotypes are actually true about the majority of the black community. It’s just how it is especially when you look at the numbers/stats.

    • @wiseguy240Winston
      @wiseguy240Winston ปีที่แล้ว

      @Christina Moran Not exactly, and even if on the parts that do have some truth, the point is that stuff doesn't need to be involved in an action RPG game with a fantasy world.

  • @nova_supreme8390
    @nova_supreme8390 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Truly the "Hello, fellow kids!" moment nobody ever wanted.

    • @marko-gj1uj
      @marko-gj1uj ปีที่แล้ว

      even shows back then which had "Hello, fellow kids!" knew how to write and still make it less awkward.

    • @OperatorMax1993
      @OperatorMax1993 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh yes
      "How do ya do fellow kids !?"

  • @InterDylan
    @InterDylan ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I think the worst thing about the game is it's price, 80 euros! Even if it was a 9/10 we shouldn't be supporting such anti consumer pricing like that. But it isn't a 9/10, its ridiculous how they can keep on making worse and worse games and charge us more and more. That's also why you shouldn't accept 70 euros, its clear they will just keep on increasing the price forever.

    • @marko-gj1uj
      @marko-gj1uj ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine a €70 game which is buggier than Fallout 76 and Postal 4 at launch.

    • @bludj992
      @bludj992 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do people buy a bad game and then complain it was too expensive? Piracy is a thing. It's not legal but I don't think selling shit for people to play with is legal either and they get away with it.

    • @oscarriveraabal9390
      @oscarriveraabal9390 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because people keep buying

    • @mywifesboyfriend5558
      @mywifesboyfriend5558 ปีที่แล้ว

      It just works.

  • @michaelfox8802
    @michaelfox8802 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    At least in infamous second son, the powers and abilities were spread out perfectly to keep you engaged if the story itself didn't already do that for you.

    • @Tsumefan2
      @Tsumefan2 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      you can upgrade the magic later

  • @BlueEyesWhiteGuy89
    @BlueEyesWhiteGuy89 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    If you listen closely you can hear Mauler cherry picking your quotes and making a hit piece video, where then EFAP can watch the out of context chopped up stitched together video

    • @roachdoggjr8399
      @roachdoggjr8399 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Sm lives rent free in his head

    • @minial0015
      @minial0015 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Forspoken sucks, that i agree with, but the fact that synthetic man actually cared enough to point out the fact that there are a bunch of women in the game is pretty pathetic, like who gives a shit if the protagonist is black, or that the antagonist are women, like bro, a game is not woke just because it has women in the game. "Anti-woke" people are just as much clowns as woke people

    • @led-0185
      @led-0185 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@minial0015 Not woke, you say? Where are all the strong and well-written male characters, then?

    • @joshnorthall13
      @joshnorthall13 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It is woke af literally out of the two competent male characters one is going mad and the other ends up being the main villain who corrupted the evil witches

    • @shanephillips4011
      @shanephillips4011 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @minial001 then you've clearly missed the point bud.

  • @yuukimasamura5143
    @yuukimasamura5143 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I don’t think the game is racist at all because everything they show about the character seems pretty true to life.

  • @alchemistofsteel8099
    @alchemistofsteel8099 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I like the concept of this game more than the game itself
    "A sadistic anti-hero inspired by Alice in wonderland who has demon powers and talks to their pendant that gives them powers. However, it's unclear if their pendant is talking or it's all in their head."

    • @ThingsOnDemand
      @ThingsOnDemand 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Friend, I’d like to introduce you to a man named American McGee

    • @alchemistofsteel8099
      @alchemistofsteel8099 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ThingsOnDemand yeah I know but I wish this game was more like that

    • @ThingsOnDemand
      @ThingsOnDemand 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@alchemistofsteel8099 I wish every game was more like that