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  • @biliminsrlar5752
    @biliminsrlar5752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3074

    When you write a book that gets banned in a communist country for being anti communist but also gets banned in an anti communist country for being communist you know that your book is telling the truth.

    • @heimdall1973
      @heimdall1973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      1984 is just a dystopian book. Will USA now ban all dystopia for promoting whatever the world is like? For example, Hunger Games...

    • @biliminsrlar5752
      @biliminsrlar5752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Fun Fact:Fahrenheit 451 which was about censorship to media had a few parts censored by the publisher.The irony is on the all dystopias because they all represents our own world and people in charge doesn't like that.

    • @soumavobanerjee8917
      @soumavobanerjee8917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      George Orwell was a socialist. Just he was an anarchist too.

    • @biliminsrlar5752
      @biliminsrlar5752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@soumavobanerjee8917 he WAS until the Spanish Civil War,he saw the things Soviets done and began to hate Stalinists and USSR.Animal Farm is all about that.

    • @soumavobanerjee8917
      @soumavobanerjee8917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@biliminsrlar5752 Yeah, that is why he was Anarcho Communist. You see, Anarcho Communism is just communism without state

  • @Symaro-B
    @Symaro-B 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1598

    "the media will decide your fate"
    "I am the media"
    "Not yet"

    • @itsyoboiivan3255
      @itsyoboiivan3255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thank you media

    • @CharlieStudios
      @CharlieStudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      vantablack humor Hello There

    • @slenderminion289
      @slenderminion289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't think i should post this article, it's pretty stupid and pointless.
      "Dew it."
      You make a convincing argument. *publish*

    • @zebrahunter6956
      @zebrahunter6956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's slander, then.

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Saying "the elites","the poor","the media"... It's like claiming absolute truth. And that for the time being is still impossible. There is a ton of manipulative media sources out there (ever heard of our lord and savior Russia Today and Fox news?) but the media landscape never had so many good and reliable papers (online and offline), channels aso. and tbh - of you think that media is bad usually you are just simlply uneducated on how to judge news.
      I know it probably wasn't the point of this comment but it still fits the description.

  • @omniartist1656
    @omniartist1656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1141

    Tbh the Onion is more reliable than the Sun.

    • @funkynigerian8886
      @funkynigerian8886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mokka_arts&shazzle 💯 True

    • @chandrakatel4354
      @chandrakatel4354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Isn't the Sun owned by the Wall Street Journal? Or am I confused with something else?

    • @bobherobrine3415
      @bobherobrine3415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Imagine being named after stuff
      *This post was made by the Gang*

    • @somuchtocook9159
      @somuchtocook9159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah it can’t even leave the British empire

    • @cyzerraze6829
      @cyzerraze6829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait until they find The Potato

  • @tracyhite2515
    @tracyhite2515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Of course 1984 was both pro-communist & anti-communist at the same time - that kind of doublethink was pretty much the whole point.

    • @biliminsrlar5752
      @biliminsrlar5752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This caused it to get banned in both USA and USSR lol

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I've read the book a couple times, plan on reading it again. I really don't see how the book is in any way pro-communist. It is very anti-totalitarian, which most communist countries tend to be.

    • @cam9913
      @cam9913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They don't want their respect citizens to be self-aware, lmaoo

    • @shaviooo
      @shaviooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Scrodingher's book

    • @death299
      @death299 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dx1450 tend to be doesn't make that communism, they're bastardizations
      Just like true Capitalism does not exist
      The book has elements of both.
      But FYI, star trek portrays actual communism better than nations have implemented it (since they didn't go for communisn at all. Totalitarian and communist regime are fundamentally incompatible due to how each works)

  • @justanothergirlwithamustac2880
    @justanothergirlwithamustac2880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1130

    “Why dont CAT’s become vegetarians”

    • @hakura028
      @hakura028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Why dont vegan become dog ?

    • @justanothergirlwithamustac2880
      @justanothergirlwithamustac2880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ? Dog bececome vegan dont why

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@hakura028 Ok *snap* they're dogs now!

    • @dungeonmaster9123
      @dungeonmaster9123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      “snairategev emoced s`TAC t`nob yhW”

    • @FirstnameLastname-es1ko
      @FirstnameLastname-es1ko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      People who make their pets turn vegan/vegetarian are actually taking part in animal abuse. It’s not right. I haven’t eaten meat in years but not one of my pets will ever be forced down that route. They are carnivores, and do not have the digestive systems capable of breaking down large amounts of plant matter. We are omnivores, we can, but they are completely carnivorous, and cannot. It’s really quite simple, and these owners need a biology lesson.

  • @FrancisR420
    @FrancisR420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    Boomers: Millennials wouldn't know a book if it smacked them in the face
    also Boomers: can you believe all these stupid Millennials who understand the themes of Frankenstein

    • @digaddog6099
      @digaddog6099 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chadwarden1179 he isn't a boomer

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@chadwarden1179 okay Boomer.

    • @Abyzz_Knight
      @Abyzz_Knight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@chadwarden1179 ah yes because understanding the theme of Frankenstein somehow means that person is being a professional victim. Ok Boomer.
      Somehow someone is a snowflake for calling out the boomer catch 22 of Millennials wouldn't know a booknifbit hit them and Millennials are snowflakes for thinking the monster is a victim even though that's thebtheme of the book and literally every depiction of Frankenstein's monster. Ok Boomer.

    • @Abyzz_Knight
      @Abyzz_Knight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@chadwarden1179 Frankenstein is the name of the madman not the monster, also thanks for pointlessly repeating that the monster is the victim even though I said the monster is the victim.

    • @Abyzz_Knight
      @Abyzz_Knight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@chadwarden1179 great playing dumb dude. Not like I can see that you edited your comment after I corrected you. Also no one made the comparison of people being professional victims and Frankenstein's monster being a victim was you.

  • @eagletgriff
    @eagletgriff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    "Snowflake Students"
    *welp, guess what gen of peopke made that article*

    • @randomproductions3979
      @randomproductions3979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      An Exploader

    • @eagletgriff
      @eagletgriff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@randomproductions3979 definitely

    • @aebez
      @aebez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Boom

    • @thezoltarr2893
      @thezoltarr2893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The useless one

    • @bookofgrimoire9193
      @bookofgrimoire9193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Idk, I call my fellow students who believe 100% on what media is telling them snowflakes, especially when they scream when somebody disagree or have a different opinion snowflakes...

  • @aisir3725
    @aisir3725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    7:15 similar story was with "Jesus Christ superstar" it was banned for both religious propaganda and being offensive to christians

    • @guaperryz596
      @guaperryz596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wtf?!?!?!? HOW?! LIKE WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    • @aisir3725
      @aisir3725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@guaperryz596 Russia went back and forth in their relationship with church from hate strfaight to admiration

    • @horse_stan6007
      @horse_stan6007 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      jEsUs ChRiSt SuPeRsTaR
      The first time I heard this musical I was so upset

    • @tomcline5631
      @tomcline5631 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The main reason I didn't watch it... It just flat sucked ASS!!

  • @bp_cherryblossomtree723
    @bp_cherryblossomtree723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    “If the water is going low, why not stop drinking it”

    • @Timochat_
      @Timochat_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just drink coca cola, problem solved !

    • @Simon11354
      @Simon11354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      BP PrettyTreeYT You are so dumb! We would still need water!? Uhh please delete your comment!😡🤬
      Yeah im kidding lmao

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Simon11354 NO yoU ArEnt
      Yeah lets be going

    • @Simon11354
      @Simon11354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@seantaggart7382 OMG WHAT?! You are so dumb? How are YOU not getting it?!?!?!
      haha

    • @chels23
      @chels23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If you're so depressed, just be happy.

  • @Alexerino
    @Alexerino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "i don't want any engraving" 😂😂😂

  • @bevoss7573
    @bevoss7573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    MLM follower: Ooh, let's drink our piss!

    • @silvershadow1271
      @silvershadow1271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Our grey piss

    • @MiniMo0
      @MiniMo0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wanted to asled this a while ago, but i was kinda embarrassed to seem ignorant, but what are MLMs?

    • @bevoss7573
      @bevoss7573 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maeliel Berethseer
      MLM = Multi Level Marketing
      Think Amway, LuLaRoe, Herbalife, etc. Top of pyramid makes money, bottom basically spends money to support the top and never gets rich.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think it's funny how the lady can't understand why her husband doesn't want to touch her or be around her after she rubs old pee all over her body...

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bevoss7573 MLM = Morons Losing Money

  • @sometimessnarky1642
    @sometimessnarky1642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    You completely missed the mark on the last "black friday" one.
    The original price was $129
    The "sale" price was $179

    • @Camila-do4tx
      @Camila-do4tx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      that’s a shop in switzerland and we have reverse sales here, since you know, we are soo rich ;)

    • @liria75
      @liria75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      camcaramel Yeah I wish this wasn’t true but reality is harsh

    • @renamamiya6423
      @renamamiya6423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Didn't he say "I swear it's not backwards " or something?

    • @olivinator
      @olivinator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@renamamiya6423 yeah, jake was actually making a joke about the black friday sales and snarky got r/whoooooshed

    • @LinneAzalea
      @LinneAzalea 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You missed the mark on your remark of him allegedly missing the mark lol. Listen to it again 😉

  • @xxxnoscoperxxxyolo1930
    @xxxnoscoperxxxyolo1930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    3:50 censors the word crapiest
    5:06 doesn't censor it

    • @spinoplays6703
      @spinoplays6703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You got me good because of your profile picture.

    • @flatrhyme4035
      @flatrhyme4035 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tanner?

    • @Leo-ws3bp
      @Leo-ws3bp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He didn't censor it,he took it from reddit, these are different posts from different people. One of the people thinks he should censor it and the other doesn't

    • @SoməøneXD
      @SoməøneXD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he;s not the one who sensors it, the redditors that posted it censored it.

    • @tsmooties
      @tsmooties 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spinoplays6703 ✊💪*WHY!?*

  • @computethis1533
    @computethis1533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    3:09 and this lady’s and gentlemen is why he’s only a fortnite player
    Say something like this with a mainly adult demographic and be roasted by Literally everyone watching

    • @AmyElnah
      @AmyElnah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Well, there was the few times he played in the minecraft monday tournamemt, which the first time he ended up ragequitting from because he was losing, because this was his first time playing the game... and calling the game bs...

    • @computethis1533
      @computethis1533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ruben mc yikes

    • @reynhacoezy5510
      @reynhacoezy5510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And The Younger Gen Z wonder why us Old Gen Z say that this game is shit .
      The community ain’t saving them .

    • @dimitrijames00001
      @dimitrijames00001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The kicker is a main player to change a game and the best is without a doubt justin tucker as of right now and he missed quite a few this year

    • @computethis1533
      @computethis1533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Uncharted Raider If your using 2000-2005 then not *all* late genZ are that bad

  • @andrewbailey7999
    @andrewbailey7999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I once commented on a Scott Manley video saying "what would win, the sun or 1 billion lions?" and he said "that depends on whether you're talking about the newspaper or the star at the centre of our solar system"

    • @UrMumLuvsUHun
      @UrMumLuvsUHun 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But The sun (news) would probably say lions would beat the sun

  • @thegameport1
    @thegameport1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    my engraving on my gravestone will be "im dead now lol"

  • @rattatteb
    @rattatteb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "When your pee is grey you propably have some issues." - Yeah, my issue is that I'm single.

  • @maxtheultimatepodcaster5787
    @maxtheultimatepodcaster5787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "My salad, MY choice."
    -FakeJake 2019

  • @MEEOOSH
    @MEEOOSH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Almost positive the story at 9:13 was posted by someone at my school. This exact scenario happened to me. The entire school smelled awful until the next day....

    • @powerofthec5908
      @powerofthec5908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh god...

    • @rexjolles
      @rexjolles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In second grade a first grader wrote shit on the wall in the bathroom with shit

  • @phr0w0g84
    @phr0w0g84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    9:29
    Let me introduce you to:
    Argentina
    Uruguay
    Spain
    Chile
    Venezuela
    And Costa Rica

    • @AmnieKa
      @AmnieKa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      México?

    • @UlulvarCape
      @UlulvarCape 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AmnieKa kind of... But most are Hispanics I've ever seen

    • @nachopouso8770
      @nachopouso8770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It hurts even more when you are white and spanish is your native language
      Talking spanish doesn't make you a mexican guys :)

    • @Ekraelum
      @Ekraelum 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AmnieKa We are mixed, so, maybe 50/50?

  • @uljk5699
    @uljk5699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    If every single person travels internationally, most rich kids will lose their rich privilege.

  • @freakenpurple4463
    @freakenpurple4463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I almost threw up my mountain dew listening to the urine part.
    I brought a 2 liter to work...

  • @quinntanium350
    @quinntanium350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    3:54 he says it requires movement, editing, building, rotating, and hitting shots but to do that all you have to do is flick the mouse and click one button.
    To kick the ball you have to get a good hit on the ball make sure you don’t go past the ball. Actually hit the ball and gain speed to get to the ball.

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah and to win roulette all you have to do is spin a thing sure it requires an amount of luck that makes it inconsistent and difficult to win consistently but the skill required is nothing so if a roulette player were compared to say, a bodybuilder who couldn't consistently lift a 500 pound weight and they said that's a really bad analogy, then someone saying they were saying 'lifting 500 lb is easier than playing roulette' would be stupid

  • @MuteRaidius
    @MuteRaidius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    3:50 well there was an attempt to hide the name

    • @lanmandragoran8337
      @lanmandragoran8337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      .....No there wasnt. There was an attempt to censor "Shittiest"....And I say attempt, because he doesn't censor it later, at 5:06

    • @william_999_
      @william_999_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lan Mandragoran yeah there was. He censored the dudes @ but it shows replying to @duckybtw

    • @lanmandragoran8337
      @lanmandragoran8337 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@william_999_ Ah, my bad, i thought he thought ninja @'d the guy in the response. I'm an idiot, sorry internet, sorry Mystic.

  • @AndGoatz04
    @AndGoatz04 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Ninja died.
    [Inhale]
    [Happiness screech]

  • @lunawolfe5185
    @lunawolfe5185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:09 it's called not wanting to move and having everything you need in one place and having anxiety

  • @littlean24
    @littlean24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I can’t take this guy laughing at himself while reading.

  • @LilliCherry
    @LilliCherry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    that fireplace thing made my day xD

  • @gordieboi2340
    @gordieboi2340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I’ll never understand why race car drivers crash. I feel like there should be great drivers so race car drivers won’t crash. IDK man it seems so SILLY. Would love opinions on this.
    Also Mario Kart is harder than race car driving
    (This is a joke BTW. In case if anyone may be r/Wooosh)

    • @irlclubsandwich7907
      @irlclubsandwich7907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Of course Mario Kart is harder, you don't get bombs thrown at you in Nascar

    • @GeNeG01
      @GeNeG01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      irlclubsandwich and you also don’t have homing turtle shells zooming to you

    • @redstone0wizard253
      @redstone0wizard253 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I understand what ninja was saying because if you had a Fort nite player that ONLY had to hit shots instead of anything else it would make sense to be really good at that single job. It’s just horribly worded

    • @adamchmielewski6162
      @adamchmielewski6162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg u r so dumb nascar drivers get actually injured but mario kart u don’t get hurt omg

  • @voidsterr
    @voidsterr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    My phone "FakeJake just uploaded"
    vid: already like 3 days old

  • @constantgaming2275
    @constantgaming2275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    9:31
    Dont know man, I'm Spanish and I'm also white so your claiming I don't exist 😂😂😂

  • @ABaumstumpf
    @ABaumstumpf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    About Black-Friday:
    Doing so is quit literally illegal in most developed countries.
    I did get some decent deals for my relatives (-30%) on smartphones, but what do people expect? BlackFriday is a sales-pitch. Lowering the prices and reducing the margins per sale to increase the volume and make people buy stuff they otherwise wouldn't.

  • @stephb246
    @stephb246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    UK is the only place that hasn't banned 1984 at this stage.
    We even did it in school.

    • @sweettooth7089
      @sweettooth7089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shadow-Star Animations that's weird, I read the book for school assignment in us a grade back

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't know when 1984 was banned in the U.S. (probably the 50's when everyone was paranoid about commies) but when I was in junior high school in 1984 everyone was talking about the book, and I bought a copy and read it.

    • @jean-lucpicard3012
      @jean-lucpicard3012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In the US we read it in school too

    • @OpticBeatz
      @OpticBeatz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea I read it like a few months ago in the us

    • @kitkat3192
      @kitkat3192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True. My year seven english class read a bit of it, because we’d finished our work on animal farm.

  • @FrancisR420
    @FrancisR420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When a book is so nuanced it's banned for being both Pro and anti communist

  • @doyletheCat
    @doyletheCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:30 no that man is GONE! Those tracks are ELECTRIFIED TO A LETHAL AMOUNT!!!

  • @parkchimmin7913
    @parkchimmin7913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    9:23 okay, story time: this year, for the first time in all of my three years in highschool, my school got their very own “phantom pooper”. We call them the “CHS Phantom Pooper”. Anyways, it all started in the boys’ bathroom. Some kid found a chunk of poop on the floor, took a pic of it, and sent it his friends. And his friends sent it to their friends and, soon, the pic started circulating around the school and it eventually reached the staff members. Of course, they had to close off one of the boys’ bathroom because feces counts as a biohazard and it can’t be mopped up (unlike pee, which is sterile). As the week progresses, more and more poop chunks started appearing in the boys’ bathroom. Someone even found a poop chunk on the toilet paper dispenser. So, this means that the Phantom Pooper had to take a shit and TOUCH the poop for them to pick up it and place on the toilet paper dispenser. Allegedly, there’s a female phantom pooper as well. But I’m not entirely sure if that’s a rumor (as far as I know, none of the girls’ bathroom got closed off that week). It’s also speculated that the phantom pooper is more than one person. Again, just speculation. Anyways, most of the boys’ bathroom were closed off that week, except for two. In front of those two bathrooms were staff members with sign-in sheets. The school used this tactic to find out who the phantom pooper was. Eventually, they did find him. He was a sophomore. He’s now registered as a sex offender.

  • @Cakes-cm8rc
    @Cakes-cm8rc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That awkward moment when you realize that you forgot to change acounts so you look more popular

    • @Cakes-cm8rc
      @Cakes-cm8rc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nice that made me laugh

    • @Cakes-cm8rc
      @Cakes-cm8rc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah me too

  • @MrAnt-sf2sk
    @MrAnt-sf2sk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:10
    It was time for Thomas to leave, he had seen everything.

  • @meanjeanmcqueen6171
    @meanjeanmcqueen6171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I will say there is a big difference between kicking a stationary object and shooting a moving target, lol.

  • @decentgrocerybag4003
    @decentgrocerybag4003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:15 That explains why we couldn’t find Waldo

  • @splashything3001
    @splashything3001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how 1984 is so polarising that 2 opposite superpowers can both ban it for being in a superposition of both extremes.

  • @SatoshiKenji
    @SatoshiKenji 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:58 Yeah, if you get paid to just kicking aimlessly. And, kicking a rugby ball is much more difficult than kicking a soccer ball.

  • @uljk5699
    @uljk5699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I agree with the part that Abu Simbel shouldn't have been cut up to "save" from flooding, but an accusation for robbing is at least a century old.

  • @condorboss3339
    @condorboss3339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:15 There was never a nation-wide ban on Orwell's _1984_ in the USA. It may have been banned in a few schools and libraries in areas where the school board was a group of cousins all married to each other, but it was available in stores everywhere in the US.

    • @pearlofthedarkage
      @pearlofthedarkage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I used to work at a library. We even had a blacklist of books that have been banned or were banned at the time by various entities, but we carried all of those books and encouraged people to check them out.

    • @lukaskocka6066
      @lukaskocka6066 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pearlofthedarkage You're LEGEND.

  • @xdecayedx8236
    @xdecayedx8236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When the lettuce at our school got recalled, we started chanting, “my body, my choice”

  • @obnoxiousbluebird6634
    @obnoxiousbluebird6634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:35 "yeah dude, doesn't knowing the facts about vaccines and are able to discredit anti-vaxxers mean you have an unfair advantage?".....the less you know!
    Oh and from a nurse: PLEASE DON'T DRINK PEE!!

    • @delibirda9336
      @delibirda9336 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So, yer anti-vaccine?

    • @obnoxiousbluebird6634
      @obnoxiousbluebird6634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@delibirda9336 I have 4 fully vaccinated kids, plus I've personally had to treat several children for preventable diseases and wanted to punch more than several parents in the throat....and I consider myself a pretty non violent person! I have met genuinely dumb people who can see the sense in vaccines and apparently intelligent people who think it's all a bit conspiracy to turn their kids into autistic, gay penguins!

  • @ZironOfTime
    @ZironOfTime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2007: piss jar is a weapon in TF2
    2019: people are rubbing piss all over themselves

  • @Stardust_Nova
    @Stardust_Nova 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:10 the first one should say "Dude you are literally 100% water now, good job
    And the last one should say" You died bruh"

  • @Atasaleh1
    @Atasaleh1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In 1970’s we cloned a sheep and in 2020 we have to tell people that they should take vaccines and stay inside

  • @Green_Eclipse
    @Green_Eclipse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The real facepalm is not showing the right text at 7:23.

  • @arthurvasey
    @arthurvasey 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chicken inside a turkey - you can now get multibird roasts around Christmas time - the three bird roast - chicken, turkey and duck - the following year, they brought out the four bird roast - added goose - a five bird one added - can’t remember now - there’s also a multijoint roast - pork, beef and lamb - all one joint!

  • @goutamchowdhury1529
    @goutamchowdhury1529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:44 this should be on r/bestcomeback

    • @digaddog6099
      @digaddog6099 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not much of a comeback. I don't like ninja but I agree with him here. There is a difference between hard games and games with depth.
      Take flappy bird. It's a hard game but you only need to click in time. If playing flappy bird was someones job, you'd expect them to be very good at it. This is a game with high difficulty and low complexity.
      Now take splatoon. You have to control the turf, push against your opponent, keep track of your ink, prepare your special, and help others get places. Theres a lot going on here, but it's not a neccesarily a hard game. You wouldn't expect someone to master everything due to something called the "four burners problem." It states that whenever you spend time on one thing, you lose time practicing another.

  • @tsemiu
    @tsemiu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I liked this! You're funny and that accent compels me to subscribe lol

  • @jaydeenudistgaming
    @jaydeenudistgaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    2:46 I've seen the full thing. He even has to explain to his daughters that turkeys are birds, so they lay eggs. They were still shocked and had said they'll never eat meat again, or something.

    • @ianmoseley9910
      @ianmoseley9910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ivan Idea Wonder what they'd make of the specialist roasts with 3 or more different birds inside like Russian dolls

    • @jaydeenudistgaming
      @jaydeenudistgaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ianmoseley9910 I don't know, but it won't end well.

    • @jboever85
      @jboever85 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ivan Idea Gaming He actually had to explain that turkeys lay eggs, wow.

  • @JacksawWorld
    @JacksawWorld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Remaber to Get enough money for The new iPhone”
    -George Washington

    • @BigForAHedgehog
      @BigForAHedgehog 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      omG GEorge Wahsingmachine Ton diD no T exISt wheN The fIrst iPhOnes weRE mAde!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @threecheersforsweetcheesew3231
      @threecheersforsweetcheesew3231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Liam Ardizzone We get it you want to be whooshed, calm down

  • @therustynickle4772
    @therustynickle4772 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I don’t see how people can stay in one place for the rest of their life and not explore the world”
    WHAT?? I COULDN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME DROPPING THE FEW PENNIES I FOUND TODAY INTO MY CUP

  • @B1uefix
    @B1uefix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    For the record fireplaces are actually a significant contributor to global warming.

    • @KossolaxtheForesworn
      @KossolaxtheForesworn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ok zoomer

    • @B1uefix
      @B1uefix 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@KossolaxtheForesworn Good thing you edited your false statement into a stupid and false one. You really made good use of that edit.

    • @KossolaxtheForesworn
      @KossolaxtheForesworn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@B1uefix
      ok you environmentalist wet blanket who wants us to walk 50 kilometers to work because cars bad.

    • @B1uefix
      @B1uefix 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KossolaxtheForesworn I made a very simple uncontroversial (supposedly) statement. Not my fault that you're a snowflake that try to make it about something else.

    • @KossolaxtheForesworn
      @KossolaxtheForesworn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@B1uefix
      you are an absolute fascist if you think that people need to stop even warming their homes with their fireplaces.

  • @tyronejones1398
    @tyronejones1398 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:32
    Ninja: 2 words... *COntRolLeR plAyER*

  • @MA-vo9gu
    @MA-vo9gu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:13 even more irony farenheit 451 a book about censorship of books got banned in the US

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I heard it's Because the Bible was burned early on in the story (just as an example, along with a lot of others. But I haven't read it myself), so Karens decided that the entire book is anti-christian without even reading past that paragraph

  • @sometimessnarky1642
    @sometimessnarky1642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:19
    Judging by the boot on his left foot I'd say this isn't the first time that's happened.
    Some people just don't learn.

  • @Happymali10
    @Happymali10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    3:55
    Can we just decide to never argue with someone who calls himself a "pro" at a videogame?
    Okay?
    Thanks.

  • @Mom-yg1rt
    @Mom-yg1rt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I need to write a book about how eating shit cures cancer and rubbing it on the body keeps skin healthy and clear.

  • @shadowdragon4516
    @shadowdragon4516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:28 they didn’t finish writing!
    “Away”
    Now that’s better!

  • @yourneighborhoodmegalomaniac
    @yourneighborhoodmegalomaniac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how ninja tries to make Fortnite sound like a game that requires more than two brain cells and some elaborate strategy.😂

  • @seantaggart7382
    @seantaggart7382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ninja: *bad ideas*
    me: really should have NEVER HAVE FORTNITE APPEAR!

  • @blitsriderfield4099
    @blitsriderfield4099 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    that look of defeat as the guy says, "dude, its a tv"

  • @walterkovacs5724
    @walterkovacs5724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    TF Leonard Washington is real??!! 😂😂😂

  • @DizzybyNature
    @DizzybyNature 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:37 Daughters lose all memory of eggs..
    priceless..

  • @kimson5221
    @kimson5221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why did he sensor ninja cursing in a tweet but didn't sensor when somebody reposted the same tweet

  • @adobongchicken918
    @adobongchicken918 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nobody is talking about how Jake censored the first Ninja reply but left the swear part when it appeared the second time lmao

  • @thinkeightsix
    @thinkeightsix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why does the US ban books? Isn't that anti-First Amendment?

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      When has that ever stopped them?
      This was around the same time we were arresting anyone who was rumored to hold communist ideals.
      Not traitors not people actively promoting communism not even real Communists most of the time being blacklisted and persecuted for rumors that when they said 'maybe we shouldn't ban books' they were trying to low-key undermine America

    • @alyssahansen1400
      @alyssahansen1400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's just a school thing. There are restrictions on human rights in schools, if you didn't know. For example: freedom of expression is restricted through uniforms.

  • @The_CIA
    @The_CIA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *_0:35_**_ Thats the set of Cecil B. Demille's "The Ten Commandments" being built. Smh._*

  • @DndBirb8659
    @DndBirb8659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    9:30 Well, I guess I can’t speak Spanish then.

  • @animalfanimal
    @animalfanimal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:54 censored
    5:08 censored
    Me: NO THATS NOT HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME!

  • @cyberpunkdeadgirl
    @cyberpunkdeadgirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Is the title suposed to be some begging thing or a facepalm

  • @Milo-th2bt
    @Milo-th2bt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They probably think Spanish people aren't white because they're tanned from the sun...

  • @feralpossum2089
    @feralpossum2089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:08 ew but at least they're not homophobic lol
    "his husband"

    • @lucikka3674
      @lucikka3674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      a human, duh I agree with you but I don’t really know what else to comment

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sexual orientation doesn't matter... if you're rubbing old pee all over yourself, you need serious mental help.

    • @feralpossum2089
      @feralpossum2089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dx1450 I know. But I'm saying that someone who rubs pee all over themselfs but isn't homophobic is better than someone who rubs pee all over themselfs but is homophobic

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@feralpossum2089 But I can't understand how people can be so incredibly stupid to think that rubbing pee all over yourself is a good thing.

    • @feralpossum2089
      @feralpossum2089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dx1450 same

  • @christophermeraz-mata
    @christophermeraz-mata 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:40 2+2=5 is in fact true for large values of 2.
    Imagine two items that would have measured 2.4mm with a micrometer, but their measurement was rounded to 2mm because you only had a normal ruler. Put them together, that gets you 4.8, which will measure as 5mm on your ruler. Voila, 2+2=5.

  • @nadegetabet1510
    @nadegetabet1510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The last one is from Switzerland, why am I not surprised?

  • @darykeng
    @darykeng 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OOoh, I saw this Ninja's tweet and how he being roasted from every possible direction. Mmmh, feels good man, feels good to see how history make itself

  • @biliminsrlar5752
    @biliminsrlar5752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *I like trains*

  • @LeglessWonder
    @LeglessWonder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where in America was 1984 banned? Never heard of that before.

  • @johancarlos1301
    @johancarlos1301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    pls do r/imsorryjon

  • @mnmnnm586
    @mnmnnm586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:46
    Well, since the turkey is the one that got stuffed, probably it.

  • @pineapple539
    @pineapple539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    🍍

  • @loverocky
    @loverocky 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:27
    the train just ran over his phone lmfao

  • @keepit100lucky7
    @keepit100lucky7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yo I’m early and am upgrading my pc lucky day

  • @adamismad666
    @adamismad666 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1984: I'm playing both sides so everyone bans me

  • @impulsewraith3419
    @impulsewraith3419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Since im early here is a comment for the early squad to read

  • @trucetruce335
    @trucetruce335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Frankenstein’s monster was a victim but also a monster. I mean, he killed lots of innocent people.

    • @Underworlddream
      @Underworlddream 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think most people are basing Frankenstein Monster from the movie and TV show, not the actual book because they actually never read it.

    • @trucetruce335
      @trucetruce335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Underworlddream such a shame too. It has my favorite kind message portraying both sides as wrong and hypocritical

  • @thefungusissocool
    @thefungusissocool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Early squad!

  • @thegameport1
    @thegameport1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    black friday be like: "DOUBLE THE PRICE THEN HALF THE PRICE"

    • @williamanderson9063
      @williamanderson9063 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The price tag also showed 'CHF' I don't think that is for the US dollar.

  • @liljas.4662
    @liljas.4662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Let's see if he'll like my comment

    • @bleeperdoot4982
      @bleeperdoot4982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wish you could see my dislike

    • @ivansundstrom1848
      @ivansundstrom1848 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its literally on the bottom for me

    • @liljas.4662
      @liljas.4662 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ivansundstrom1848 hopefully not for long 😂

  • @anshi5098
    @anshi5098 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Human body- Okay so heres the waste I collected lets get rid of this
    Human- rubs it on their face
    Human body- n-nani?
    Human- drinks it
    Human body- *screams*

  • @j0kerpaws228
    @j0kerpaws228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    early!! qwq

  • @hathifkappan3120
    @hathifkappan3120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    00:43 Goerge Joester... wait a minute oh Gerster

  • @cjck1344
    @cjck1344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Okay seriously has nobody ever read Frankenstein? In the book the monster literally KILLS Victor’s wife and then smiles…EVILLY. That first one is a facepalm on the response.

    • @ressindor
      @ressindor 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah but that was because he was outcasted and hated just because he looked scary. Nobody ever tried to talk to him, know him and teach him right and wrong and he killed Victor's wife because he killed his

    • @Quirderph
      @Quirderph 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This doesn't change the fact that he was a victim. It's a pretty clear case of ostracization leading to villainy.
      Either way, it's pretty damn idiotic to attribute this reading to "snowflake students," given that this is a reading that has been around for generations.

  • @npsck1802
    @npsck1802 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:06 “people will believe anything on the internet” he says while believe a random anonymous person on the internet

  • @333Socks
    @333Socks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Com on people, poop is healthy and good for you. I mean, billions of fly's can't be that wrong or can they?

  • @Lyca31
    @Lyca31 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:21 The zombie dude with the phone is already limping and wearing some kind of brace on his right leg. Looks like this isn't the first time he's done something like this.