When you write a book that gets banned in a communist country for being anti communist but also gets banned in an anti communist country for being communist you know that your book is telling the truth.
Fun Fact:Fahrenheit 451 which was about censorship to media had a few parts censored by the publisher.The irony is on the all dystopias because they all represents our own world and people in charge doesn't like that.
@@soumavobanerjee8917 he WAS until the Spanish Civil War,he saw the things Soviets done and began to hate Stalinists and USSR.Animal Farm is all about that.
Saying "the elites","the poor","the media"... It's like claiming absolute truth. And that for the time being is still impossible. There is a ton of manipulative media sources out there (ever heard of our lord and savior Russia Today and Fox news?) but the media landscape never had so many good and reliable papers (online and offline), channels aso. and tbh - of you think that media is bad usually you are just simlply uneducated on how to judge news. I know it probably wasn't the point of this comment but it still fits the description.
I've read the book a couple times, plan on reading it again. I really don't see how the book is in any way pro-communist. It is very anti-totalitarian, which most communist countries tend to be.
@@dx1450 tend to be doesn't make that communism, they're bastardizations Just like true Capitalism does not exist The book has elements of both. But FYI, star trek portrays actual communism better than nations have implemented it (since they didn't go for communisn at all. Totalitarian and communist regime are fundamentally incompatible due to how each works)
People who make their pets turn vegan/vegetarian are actually taking part in animal abuse. It’s not right. I haven’t eaten meat in years but not one of my pets will ever be forced down that route. They are carnivores, and do not have the digestive systems capable of breaking down large amounts of plant matter. We are omnivores, we can, but they are completely carnivorous, and cannot. It’s really quite simple, and these owners need a biology lesson.
Boomers: Millennials wouldn't know a book if it smacked them in the face also Boomers: can you believe all these stupid Millennials who understand the themes of Frankenstein
@@chadwarden1179 ah yes because understanding the theme of Frankenstein somehow means that person is being a professional victim. Ok Boomer. Somehow someone is a snowflake for calling out the boomer catch 22 of Millennials wouldn't know a booknifbit hit them and Millennials are snowflakes for thinking the monster is a victim even though that's thebtheme of the book and literally every depiction of Frankenstein's monster. Ok Boomer.
@@chadwarden1179 Frankenstein is the name of the madman not the monster, also thanks for pointlessly repeating that the monster is the victim even though I said the monster is the victim.
@@chadwarden1179 great playing dumb dude. Not like I can see that you edited your comment after I corrected you. Also no one made the comparison of people being professional victims and Frankenstein's monster being a victim was you.
Idk, I call my fellow students who believe 100% on what media is telling them snowflakes, especially when they scream when somebody disagree or have a different opinion snowflakes...
Maeliel Berethseer MLM = Multi Level Marketing Think Amway, LuLaRoe, Herbalife, etc. Top of pyramid makes money, bottom basically spends money to support the top and never gets rich.
I think it's funny how the lady can't understand why her husband doesn't want to touch her or be around her after she rubs old pee all over her body...
He didn't censor it,he took it from reddit, these are different posts from different people. One of the people thinks he should censor it and the other doesn't
3:09 and this lady’s and gentlemen is why he’s only a fortnite player Say something like this with a mainly adult demographic and be roasted by Literally everyone watching
Well, there was the few times he played in the minecraft monday tournamemt, which the first time he ended up ragequitting from because he was losing, because this was his first time playing the game... and calling the game bs...
I once commented on a Scott Manley video saying "what would win, the sun or 1 billion lions?" and he said "that depends on whether you're talking about the newspaper or the star at the centre of our solar system"
Almost positive the story at 9:13 was posted by someone at my school. This exact scenario happened to me. The entire school smelled awful until the next day....
3:54 he says it requires movement, editing, building, rotating, and hitting shots but to do that all you have to do is flick the mouse and click one button. To kick the ball you have to get a good hit on the ball make sure you don’t go past the ball. Actually hit the ball and gain speed to get to the ball.
Yeah and to win roulette all you have to do is spin a thing sure it requires an amount of luck that makes it inconsistent and difficult to win consistently but the skill required is nothing so if a roulette player were compared to say, a bodybuilder who couldn't consistently lift a 500 pound weight and they said that's a really bad analogy, then someone saying they were saying 'lifting 500 lb is easier than playing roulette' would be stupid
I’ll never understand why race car drivers crash. I feel like there should be great drivers so race car drivers won’t crash. IDK man it seems so SILLY. Would love opinions on this. Also Mario Kart is harder than race car driving (This is a joke BTW. In case if anyone may be r/Wooosh)
I understand what ninja was saying because if you had a Fort nite player that ONLY had to hit shots instead of anything else it would make sense to be really good at that single job. It’s just horribly worded
About Black-Friday: Doing so is quit literally illegal in most developed countries. I did get some decent deals for my relatives (-30%) on smartphones, but what do people expect? BlackFriday is a sales-pitch. Lowering the prices and reducing the margins per sale to increase the volume and make people buy stuff they otherwise wouldn't.
I don't know when 1984 was banned in the U.S. (probably the 50's when everyone was paranoid about commies) but when I was in junior high school in 1984 everyone was talking about the book, and I bought a copy and read it.
9:23 okay, story time: this year, for the first time in all of my three years in highschool, my school got their very own “phantom pooper”. We call them the “CHS Phantom Pooper”. Anyways, it all started in the boys’ bathroom. Some kid found a chunk of poop on the floor, took a pic of it, and sent it his friends. And his friends sent it to their friends and, soon, the pic started circulating around the school and it eventually reached the staff members. Of course, they had to close off one of the boys’ bathroom because feces counts as a biohazard and it can’t be mopped up (unlike pee, which is sterile). As the week progresses, more and more poop chunks started appearing in the boys’ bathroom. Someone even found a poop chunk on the toilet paper dispenser. So, this means that the Phantom Pooper had to take a shit and TOUCH the poop for them to pick up it and place on the toilet paper dispenser. Allegedly, there’s a female phantom pooper as well. But I’m not entirely sure if that’s a rumor (as far as I know, none of the girls’ bathroom got closed off that week). It’s also speculated that the phantom pooper is more than one person. Again, just speculation. Anyways, most of the boys’ bathroom were closed off that week, except for two. In front of those two bathrooms were staff members with sign-in sheets. The school used this tactic to find out who the phantom pooper was. Eventually, they did find him. He was a sophomore. He’s now registered as a sex offender.
7:15 There was never a nation-wide ban on Orwell's _1984_ in the USA. It may have been banned in a few schools and libraries in areas where the school board was a group of cousins all married to each other, but it was available in stores everywhere in the US.
I used to work at a library. We even had a blacklist of books that have been banned or were banned at the time by various entities, but we carried all of those books and encouraged people to check them out.
1:35 "yeah dude, doesn't knowing the facts about vaccines and are able to discredit anti-vaxxers mean you have an unfair advantage?".....the less you know! Oh and from a nurse: PLEASE DON'T DRINK PEE!!
@@delibirda9336 I have 4 fully vaccinated kids, plus I've personally had to treat several children for preventable diseases and wanted to punch more than several parents in the throat....and I consider myself a pretty non violent person! I have met genuinely dumb people who can see the sense in vaccines and apparently intelligent people who think it's all a bit conspiracy to turn their kids into autistic, gay penguins!
Chicken inside a turkey - you can now get multibird roasts around Christmas time - the three bird roast - chicken, turkey and duck - the following year, they brought out the four bird roast - added goose - a five bird one added - can’t remember now - there’s also a multijoint roast - pork, beef and lamb - all one joint!
It's not much of a comeback. I don't like ninja but I agree with him here. There is a difference between hard games and games with depth. Take flappy bird. It's a hard game but you only need to click in time. If playing flappy bird was someones job, you'd expect them to be very good at it. This is a game with high difficulty and low complexity. Now take splatoon. You have to control the turf, push against your opponent, keep track of your ink, prepare your special, and help others get places. Theres a lot going on here, but it's not a neccesarily a hard game. You wouldn't expect someone to master everything due to something called the "four burners problem." It states that whenever you spend time on one thing, you lose time practicing another.
2:46 I've seen the full thing. He even has to explain to his daughters that turkeys are birds, so they lay eggs. They were still shocked and had said they'll never eat meat again, or something.
“I don’t see how people can stay in one place for the rest of their life and not explore the world” WHAT?? I COULDN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME DROPPING THE FEW PENNIES I FOUND TODAY INTO MY CUP
@@KossolaxtheForesworn I made a very simple uncontroversial (supposedly) statement. Not my fault that you're a snowflake that try to make it about something else.
I heard it's Because the Bible was burned early on in the story (just as an example, along with a lot of others. But I haven't read it myself), so Karens decided that the entire book is anti-christian without even reading past that paragraph
When has that ever stopped them? This was around the same time we were arresting anyone who was rumored to hold communist ideals. Not traitors not people actively promoting communism not even real Communists most of the time being blacklisted and persecuted for rumors that when they said 'maybe we shouldn't ban books' they were trying to low-key undermine America
It's just a school thing. There are restrictions on human rights in schools, if you didn't know. For example: freedom of expression is restricted through uniforms.
@@dx1450 I know. But I'm saying that someone who rubs pee all over themselfs but isn't homophobic is better than someone who rubs pee all over themselfs but is homophobic
6:40 2+2=5 is in fact true for large values of 2. Imagine two items that would have measured 2.4mm with a micrometer, but their measurement was rounded to 2mm because you only had a normal ruler. Put them together, that gets you 4.8, which will measure as 5mm on your ruler. Voila, 2+2=5.
Human body- Okay so heres the waste I collected lets get rid of this Human- rubs it on their face Human body- n-nani? Human- drinks it Human body- *screams*
Okay seriously has nobody ever read Frankenstein? In the book the monster literally KILLS Victor’s wife and then smiles…EVILLY. That first one is a facepalm on the response.
Yeah but that was because he was outcasted and hated just because he looked scary. Nobody ever tried to talk to him, know him and teach him right and wrong and he killed Victor's wife because he killed his
This doesn't change the fact that he was a victim. It's a pretty clear case of ostracization leading to villainy. Either way, it's pretty damn idiotic to attribute this reading to "snowflake students," given that this is a reading that has been around for generations.
6:21 The zombie dude with the phone is already limping and wearing some kind of brace on his right leg. Looks like this isn't the first time he's done something like this.
When you write a book that gets banned in a communist country for being anti communist but also gets banned in an anti communist country for being communist you know that your book is telling the truth.
1984 is just a dystopian book. Will USA now ban all dystopia for promoting whatever the world is like? For example, Hunger Games...
Fun Fact:Fahrenheit 451 which was about censorship to media had a few parts censored by the publisher.The irony is on the all dystopias because they all represents our own world and people in charge doesn't like that.
George Orwell was a socialist. Just he was an anarchist too.
@@soumavobanerjee8917 he WAS until the Spanish Civil War,he saw the things Soviets done and began to hate Stalinists and USSR.Animal Farm is all about that.
@@biliminsrlar5752 Yeah, that is why he was Anarcho Communist. You see, Anarcho Communism is just communism without state
"the media will decide your fate"
"I am the media"
"Not yet"
Thank you media
vantablack humor Hello There
I don't think i should post this article, it's pretty stupid and pointless.
"Dew it."
You make a convincing argument. *publish*
It's slander, then.
Saying "the elites","the poor","the media"... It's like claiming absolute truth. And that for the time being is still impossible. There is a ton of manipulative media sources out there (ever heard of our lord and savior Russia Today and Fox news?) but the media landscape never had so many good and reliable papers (online and offline), channels aso. and tbh - of you think that media is bad usually you are just simlply uneducated on how to judge news.
I know it probably wasn't the point of this comment but it still fits the description.
Tbh the Onion is more reliable than the Sun.
Mokka_arts&shazzle 💯 True
Isn't the Sun owned by the Wall Street Journal? Or am I confused with something else?
Imagine being named after stuff
*This post was made by the Gang*
Nah it can’t even leave the British empire
Wait until they find The Potato
Of course 1984 was both pro-communist & anti-communist at the same time - that kind of doublethink was pretty much the whole point.
This caused it to get banned in both USA and USSR lol
I've read the book a couple times, plan on reading it again. I really don't see how the book is in any way pro-communist. It is very anti-totalitarian, which most communist countries tend to be.
They don't want their respect citizens to be self-aware, lmaoo
Scrodingher's book
@@dx1450 tend to be doesn't make that communism, they're bastardizations
Just like true Capitalism does not exist
The book has elements of both.
But FYI, star trek portrays actual communism better than nations have implemented it (since they didn't go for communisn at all. Totalitarian and communist regime are fundamentally incompatible due to how each works)
“Why dont CAT’s become vegetarians”
Why dont vegan become dog ?
? Dog bececome vegan dont why
@@hakura028 Ok *snap* they're dogs now!
“snairategev emoced s`TAC t`nob yhW”
People who make their pets turn vegan/vegetarian are actually taking part in animal abuse. It’s not right. I haven’t eaten meat in years but not one of my pets will ever be forced down that route. They are carnivores, and do not have the digestive systems capable of breaking down large amounts of plant matter. We are omnivores, we can, but they are completely carnivorous, and cannot. It’s really quite simple, and these owners need a biology lesson.
Boomers: Millennials wouldn't know a book if it smacked them in the face
also Boomers: can you believe all these stupid Millennials who understand the themes of Frankenstein
@@chadwarden1179 he isn't a boomer
@@chadwarden1179 okay Boomer.
@@chadwarden1179 ah yes because understanding the theme of Frankenstein somehow means that person is being a professional victim. Ok Boomer.
Somehow someone is a snowflake for calling out the boomer catch 22 of Millennials wouldn't know a booknifbit hit them and Millennials are snowflakes for thinking the monster is a victim even though that's thebtheme of the book and literally every depiction of Frankenstein's monster. Ok Boomer.
@@chadwarden1179 Frankenstein is the name of the madman not the monster, also thanks for pointlessly repeating that the monster is the victim even though I said the monster is the victim.
@@chadwarden1179 great playing dumb dude. Not like I can see that you edited your comment after I corrected you. Also no one made the comparison of people being professional victims and Frankenstein's monster being a victim was you.
"Snowflake Students"
*welp, guess what gen of peopke made that article*
An Exploader
@@randomproductions3979 definitely
Boom
The useless one
Idk, I call my fellow students who believe 100% on what media is telling them snowflakes, especially when they scream when somebody disagree or have a different opinion snowflakes...
7:15 similar story was with "Jesus Christ superstar" it was banned for both religious propaganda and being offensive to christians
Wtf?!?!?!? HOW?! LIKE WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?
@@guaperryz596 Russia went back and forth in their relationship with church from hate strfaight to admiration
jEsUs ChRiSt SuPeRsTaR
The first time I heard this musical I was so upset
The main reason I didn't watch it... It just flat sucked ASS!!
“If the water is going low, why not stop drinking it”
Just drink coca cola, problem solved !
BP PrettyTreeYT You are so dumb! We would still need water!? Uhh please delete your comment!😡🤬
Yeah im kidding lmao
@@Simon11354 NO yoU ArEnt
Yeah lets be going
@@seantaggart7382 OMG WHAT?! You are so dumb? How are YOU not getting it?!?!?!
haha
If you're so depressed, just be happy.
"i don't want any engraving" 😂😂😂
No one:
Not a single soul:
MLM follower: Ooh, let's drink our piss!
Our grey piss
I wanted to asled this a while ago, but i was kinda embarrassed to seem ignorant, but what are MLMs?
Maeliel Berethseer
MLM = Multi Level Marketing
Think Amway, LuLaRoe, Herbalife, etc. Top of pyramid makes money, bottom basically spends money to support the top and never gets rich.
I think it's funny how the lady can't understand why her husband doesn't want to touch her or be around her after she rubs old pee all over her body...
@@bevoss7573 MLM = Morons Losing Money
You completely missed the mark on the last "black friday" one.
The original price was $129
The "sale" price was $179
that’s a shop in switzerland and we have reverse sales here, since you know, we are soo rich ;)
camcaramel Yeah I wish this wasn’t true but reality is harsh
Didn't he say "I swear it's not backwards " or something?
@@renamamiya6423 yeah, jake was actually making a joke about the black friday sales and snarky got r/whoooooshed
You missed the mark on your remark of him allegedly missing the mark lol. Listen to it again 😉
3:50 censors the word crapiest
5:06 doesn't censor it
You got me good because of your profile picture.
Tanner?
He didn't censor it,he took it from reddit, these are different posts from different people. One of the people thinks he should censor it and the other doesn't
he;s not the one who sensors it, the redditors that posted it censored it.
@@spinoplays6703 ✊💪*WHY!?*
3:09 and this lady’s and gentlemen is why he’s only a fortnite player
Say something like this with a mainly adult demographic and be roasted by Literally everyone watching
Well, there was the few times he played in the minecraft monday tournamemt, which the first time he ended up ragequitting from because he was losing, because this was his first time playing the game... and calling the game bs...
Ruben mc yikes
And The Younger Gen Z wonder why us Old Gen Z say that this game is shit .
The community ain’t saving them .
The kicker is a main player to change a game and the best is without a doubt justin tucker as of right now and he missed quite a few this year
Uncharted Raider If your using 2000-2005 then not *all* late genZ are that bad
I once commented on a Scott Manley video saying "what would win, the sun or 1 billion lions?" and he said "that depends on whether you're talking about the newspaper or the star at the centre of our solar system"
But The sun (news) would probably say lions would beat the sun
my engraving on my gravestone will be "im dead now lol"
"When your pee is grey you propably have some issues." - Yeah, my issue is that I'm single.
"My salad, MY choice."
-FakeJake 2019
Almost positive the story at 9:13 was posted by someone at my school. This exact scenario happened to me. The entire school smelled awful until the next day....
Oh god...
In second grade a first grader wrote shit on the wall in the bathroom with shit
9:29
Let me introduce you to:
Argentina
Uruguay
Spain
Chile
Venezuela
And Costa Rica
México?
@@AmnieKa kind of... But most are Hispanics I've ever seen
It hurts even more when you are white and spanish is your native language
Talking spanish doesn't make you a mexican guys :)
@@AmnieKa We are mixed, so, maybe 50/50?
If every single person travels internationally, most rich kids will lose their rich privilege.
I almost threw up my mountain dew listening to the urine part.
I brought a 2 liter to work...
3:54 he says it requires movement, editing, building, rotating, and hitting shots but to do that all you have to do is flick the mouse and click one button.
To kick the ball you have to get a good hit on the ball make sure you don’t go past the ball. Actually hit the ball and gain speed to get to the ball.
Yeah and to win roulette all you have to do is spin a thing sure it requires an amount of luck that makes it inconsistent and difficult to win consistently but the skill required is nothing so if a roulette player were compared to say, a bodybuilder who couldn't consistently lift a 500 pound weight and they said that's a really bad analogy, then someone saying they were saying 'lifting 500 lb is easier than playing roulette' would be stupid
3:50 well there was an attempt to hide the name
.....No there wasnt. There was an attempt to censor "Shittiest"....And I say attempt, because he doesn't censor it later, at 5:06
Lan Mandragoran yeah there was. He censored the dudes @ but it shows replying to @duckybtw
@@william_999_ Ah, my bad, i thought he thought ninja @'d the guy in the response. I'm an idiot, sorry internet, sorry Mystic.
Ninja died.
[Inhale]
[Happiness screech]
Wait wat?
No he didn't
2:09 it's called not wanting to move and having everything you need in one place and having anxiety
I can’t take this guy laughing at himself while reading.
that fireplace thing made my day xD
I’ll never understand why race car drivers crash. I feel like there should be great drivers so race car drivers won’t crash. IDK man it seems so SILLY. Would love opinions on this.
Also Mario Kart is harder than race car driving
(This is a joke BTW. In case if anyone may be r/Wooosh)
Of course Mario Kart is harder, you don't get bombs thrown at you in Nascar
irlclubsandwich and you also don’t have homing turtle shells zooming to you
I understand what ninja was saying because if you had a Fort nite player that ONLY had to hit shots instead of anything else it would make sense to be really good at that single job. It’s just horribly worded
Omg u r so dumb nascar drivers get actually injured but mario kart u don’t get hurt omg
My phone "FakeJake just uploaded"
vid: already like 3 days old
9:31
Dont know man, I'm Spanish and I'm also white so your claiming I don't exist 😂😂😂
Gonzalo Martin well, DO YOU???
@@blufferfish0896 do you?
Because for me you could be a robot
About Black-Friday:
Doing so is quit literally illegal in most developed countries.
I did get some decent deals for my relatives (-30%) on smartphones, but what do people expect? BlackFriday is a sales-pitch. Lowering the prices and reducing the margins per sale to increase the volume and make people buy stuff they otherwise wouldn't.
UK is the only place that hasn't banned 1984 at this stage.
We even did it in school.
Shadow-Star Animations that's weird, I read the book for school assignment in us a grade back
I don't know when 1984 was banned in the U.S. (probably the 50's when everyone was paranoid about commies) but when I was in junior high school in 1984 everyone was talking about the book, and I bought a copy and read it.
In the US we read it in school too
Yea I read it like a few months ago in the us
True. My year seven english class read a bit of it, because we’d finished our work on animal farm.
When a book is so nuanced it's banned for being both Pro and anti communist
6:30 no that man is GONE! Those tracks are ELECTRIFIED TO A LETHAL AMOUNT!!!
9:23 okay, story time: this year, for the first time in all of my three years in highschool, my school got their very own “phantom pooper”. We call them the “CHS Phantom Pooper”. Anyways, it all started in the boys’ bathroom. Some kid found a chunk of poop on the floor, took a pic of it, and sent it his friends. And his friends sent it to their friends and, soon, the pic started circulating around the school and it eventually reached the staff members. Of course, they had to close off one of the boys’ bathroom because feces counts as a biohazard and it can’t be mopped up (unlike pee, which is sterile). As the week progresses, more and more poop chunks started appearing in the boys’ bathroom. Someone even found a poop chunk on the toilet paper dispenser. So, this means that the Phantom Pooper had to take a shit and TOUCH the poop for them to pick up it and place on the toilet paper dispenser. Allegedly, there’s a female phantom pooper as well. But I’m not entirely sure if that’s a rumor (as far as I know, none of the girls’ bathroom got closed off that week). It’s also speculated that the phantom pooper is more than one person. Again, just speculation. Anyways, most of the boys’ bathroom were closed off that week, except for two. In front of those two bathrooms were staff members with sign-in sheets. The school used this tactic to find out who the phantom pooper was. Eventually, they did find him. He was a sophomore. He’s now registered as a sex offender.
HOLY SHIT! *litterally*
Sean Taggart 👋🏻
That awkward moment when you realize that you forgot to change acounts so you look more popular
Nice that made me laugh
Yeah me too
5:10
It was time for Thomas to leave, he had seen everything.
I will say there is a big difference between kicking a stationary object and shooting a moving target, lol.
1:15 That explains why we couldn’t find Waldo
I love how 1984 is so polarising that 2 opposite superpowers can both ban it for being in a superposition of both extremes.
3:58 Yeah, if you get paid to just kicking aimlessly. And, kicking a rugby ball is much more difficult than kicking a soccer ball.
I agree with the part that Abu Simbel shouldn't have been cut up to "save" from flooding, but an accusation for robbing is at least a century old.
7:15 There was never a nation-wide ban on Orwell's _1984_ in the USA. It may have been banned in a few schools and libraries in areas where the school board was a group of cousins all married to each other, but it was available in stores everywhere in the US.
I used to work at a library. We even had a blacklist of books that have been banned or were banned at the time by various entities, but we carried all of those books and encouraged people to check them out.
@@pearlofthedarkage You're LEGEND.
When the lettuce at our school got recalled, we started chanting, “my body, my choice”
1:35 "yeah dude, doesn't knowing the facts about vaccines and are able to discredit anti-vaxxers mean you have an unfair advantage?".....the less you know!
Oh and from a nurse: PLEASE DON'T DRINK PEE!!
So, yer anti-vaccine?
@@delibirda9336 I have 4 fully vaccinated kids, plus I've personally had to treat several children for preventable diseases and wanted to punch more than several parents in the throat....and I consider myself a pretty non violent person! I have met genuinely dumb people who can see the sense in vaccines and apparently intelligent people who think it's all a bit conspiracy to turn their kids into autistic, gay penguins!
2007: piss jar is a weapon in TF2
2019: people are rubbing piss all over themselves
6:10 the first one should say "Dude you are literally 100% water now, good job
And the last one should say" You died bruh"
In 1970’s we cloned a sheep and in 2020 we have to tell people that they should take vaccines and stay inside
The real facepalm is not showing the right text at 7:23.
😂
That's the joke
Chicken inside a turkey - you can now get multibird roasts around Christmas time - the three bird roast - chicken, turkey and duck - the following year, they brought out the four bird roast - added goose - a five bird one added - can’t remember now - there’s also a multijoint roast - pork, beef and lamb - all one joint!
3:44 this should be on r/bestcomeback
It's not much of a comeback. I don't like ninja but I agree with him here. There is a difference between hard games and games with depth.
Take flappy bird. It's a hard game but you only need to click in time. If playing flappy bird was someones job, you'd expect them to be very good at it. This is a game with high difficulty and low complexity.
Now take splatoon. You have to control the turf, push against your opponent, keep track of your ink, prepare your special, and help others get places. Theres a lot going on here, but it's not a neccesarily a hard game. You wouldn't expect someone to master everything due to something called the "four burners problem." It states that whenever you spend time on one thing, you lose time practicing another.
I liked this! You're funny and that accent compels me to subscribe lol
2:46 I've seen the full thing. He even has to explain to his daughters that turkeys are birds, so they lay eggs. They were still shocked and had said they'll never eat meat again, or something.
Ivan Idea Wonder what they'd make of the specialist roasts with 3 or more different birds inside like Russian dolls
@@ianmoseley9910 I don't know, but it won't end well.
Ivan Idea Gaming He actually had to explain that turkeys lay eggs, wow.
“Remaber to Get enough money for The new iPhone”
-George Washington
omG GEorge Wahsingmachine Ton diD no T exISt wheN The fIrst iPhOnes weRE mAde!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liam Ardizzone We get it you want to be whooshed, calm down
“I don’t see how people can stay in one place for the rest of their life and not explore the world”
WHAT?? I COULDN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME DROPPING THE FEW PENNIES I FOUND TODAY INTO MY CUP
For the record fireplaces are actually a significant contributor to global warming.
ok zoomer
@@KossolaxtheForesworn Good thing you edited your false statement into a stupid and false one. You really made good use of that edit.
@@B1uefix
ok you environmentalist wet blanket who wants us to walk 50 kilometers to work because cars bad.
@@KossolaxtheForesworn I made a very simple uncontroversial (supposedly) statement. Not my fault that you're a snowflake that try to make it about something else.
@@B1uefix
you are an absolute fascist if you think that people need to stop even warming their homes with their fireplaces.
3:32
Ninja: 2 words... *COntRolLeR plAyER*
7:13 even more irony farenheit 451 a book about censorship of books got banned in the US
I heard it's Because the Bible was burned early on in the story (just as an example, along with a lot of others. But I haven't read it myself), so Karens decided that the entire book is anti-christian without even reading past that paragraph
6:19
Judging by the boot on his left foot I'd say this isn't the first time that's happened.
Some people just don't learn.
3:55
Can we just decide to never argue with someone who calls himself a "pro" at a videogame?
Okay?
Thanks.
ok boomer
Kaiz ?
ok boomer
Elliephant_26 000 🤷🏻♂️
Digaddog 10-4 dinosaur
I need to write a book about how eating shit cures cancer and rubbing it on the body keeps skin healthy and clear.
2:28 they didn’t finish writing!
“Away”
Now that’s better!
I love how ninja tries to make Fortnite sound like a game that requires more than two brain cells and some elaborate strategy.😂
Ninja: *bad ideas*
me: really should have NEVER HAVE FORTNITE APPEAR!
ok boomer
Chad Daddy 10-4 dinosaur
that look of defeat as the guy says, "dude, its a tv"
TF Leonard Washington is real??!! 😂😂😂
2:37 Daughters lose all memory of eggs..
priceless..
Why did he sensor ninja cursing in a tweet but didn't sensor when somebody reposted the same tweet
Nobody is talking about how Jake censored the first Ninja reply but left the swear part when it appeared the second time lmao
Why does the US ban books? Isn't that anti-First Amendment?
When has that ever stopped them?
This was around the same time we were arresting anyone who was rumored to hold communist ideals.
Not traitors not people actively promoting communism not even real Communists most of the time being blacklisted and persecuted for rumors that when they said 'maybe we shouldn't ban books' they were trying to low-key undermine America
It's just a school thing. There are restrictions on human rights in schools, if you didn't know. For example: freedom of expression is restricted through uniforms.
*_0:35_**_ Thats the set of Cecil B. Demille's "The Ten Commandments" being built. Smh._*
9:30 Well, I guess I can’t speak Spanish then.
3:54 censored
5:08 censored
Me: NO THATS NOT HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME!
Is the title suposed to be some begging thing or a facepalm
Hmm...what sub reddit is it from again?
They probably think Spanish people aren't white because they're tanned from the sun...
8:08 ew but at least they're not homophobic lol
"his husband"
a human, duh I agree with you but I don’t really know what else to comment
Sexual orientation doesn't matter... if you're rubbing old pee all over yourself, you need serious mental help.
@@dx1450 I know. But I'm saying that someone who rubs pee all over themselfs but isn't homophobic is better than someone who rubs pee all over themselfs but is homophobic
@@feralpossum2089 But I can't understand how people can be so incredibly stupid to think that rubbing pee all over yourself is a good thing.
@@dx1450 same
6:40 2+2=5 is in fact true for large values of 2.
Imagine two items that would have measured 2.4mm with a micrometer, but their measurement was rounded to 2mm because you only had a normal ruler. Put them together, that gets you 4.8, which will measure as 5mm on your ruler. Voila, 2+2=5.
The last one is from Switzerland, why am I not surprised?
Me too, and i live in Switzerland.
swissagent no shit captain
F*ing Manor though! That’s so typical
swissagent me too don’t worry
Esther Denenga ikr
OOoh, I saw this Ninja's tweet and how he being roasted from every possible direction. Mmmh, feels good man, feels good to see how history make itself
*I like trains*
Where in America was 1984 banned? Never heard of that before.
pls do r/imsorryjon
Try Oz Media
Try r/breadstapledtotrees
Giofilms didnt
2:46
Well, since the turkey is the one that got stuffed, probably it.
🍍
6:27
the train just ran over his phone lmfao
Lmao
Yo I’m early and am upgrading my pc lucky day
Good
1984: I'm playing both sides so everyone bans me
Since im early here is a comment for the early squad to read
Frankenstein’s monster was a victim but also a monster. I mean, he killed lots of innocent people.
I think most people are basing Frankenstein Monster from the movie and TV show, not the actual book because they actually never read it.
Underworlddream such a shame too. It has my favorite kind message portraying both sides as wrong and hypocritical
Early squad!
black friday be like: "DOUBLE THE PRICE THEN HALF THE PRICE"
The price tag also showed 'CHF' I don't think that is for the US dollar.
Let's see if he'll like my comment
I wish you could see my dislike
Its literally on the bottom for me
@@ivansundstrom1848 hopefully not for long 😂
Human body- Okay so heres the waste I collected lets get rid of this
Human- rubs it on their face
Human body- n-nani?
Human- drinks it
Human body- *screams*
early!! qwq
00:43 Goerge Joester... wait a minute oh Gerster
Okay seriously has nobody ever read Frankenstein? In the book the monster literally KILLS Victor’s wife and then smiles…EVILLY. That first one is a facepalm on the response.
Yeah but that was because he was outcasted and hated just because he looked scary. Nobody ever tried to talk to him, know him and teach him right and wrong and he killed Victor's wife because he killed his
This doesn't change the fact that he was a victim. It's a pretty clear case of ostracization leading to villainy.
Either way, it's pretty damn idiotic to attribute this reading to "snowflake students," given that this is a reading that has been around for generations.
3:06 “people will believe anything on the internet” he says while believe a random anonymous person on the internet
Com on people, poop is healthy and good for you. I mean, billions of fly's can't be that wrong or can they?
6:21 The zombie dude with the phone is already limping and wearing some kind of brace on his right leg. Looks like this isn't the first time he's done something like this.