actually soldier never served in army. BUT he is a priest in one of the states, a mercenary, a lawyer that caused spy and scout to go into the jail, has a wizard roommate that hates him, dating with heavy's sister and finally, he built his own rocket launcher. Not my fav guy but he is a mann indeed.
I'm 90% sure he drank lead poisoned water so....here is my conclusion he is stupid as shit, incredibly dangerous, insane, and sometimes has incredible moments of clarity
@redrutectic 486 has an obsession with racoons, fought a wizard and won, spoke with ghosts, smacks his head with a shovel, bashes two grenades together, crushes live grenades in hand, shoots his feet to fly into the air... need I say more?
It’s comics like these where they properly represent Soldier, they’ve dumbed him down severely and I think he’s at his best when he’s just a normal dude (sort of) but just had a very eccentric life.
They are all eccentric honestly but somehow 'someone's' great idea was to push them to their extremes, box them inside and lock the door behind while the whole house is burning
Technically, Redmond died before Gray disconnected his immortality machine and knifed him... AND before Gray turned the knife on Blutarch, who was still alive for all of that. Blue Team wins.
Ikr, maybe does Soldier mean something to merasmus. Because he couldnt just do this without any reasons. Maybe he hates him. Or likes him. Or even more. But logically i dont think so.
Hmmm so: Soldier: Jane Doe (Though this cannot be his real name since the name “Jane Doe” was a name given to soldiers that went MIA) Demoman: Tavish DeGroot Heavy: Mikhail (misha) Scout: Jeremy Engie: Dell Conagher Sniper:Mun-Dee Mundy
It's kinda bit of a debate who really won... Blutarch said that grayman killed him after killing Redmond. HOWEVER notice that his ghost comes out of his body first. If Redmond died first wouldn't his ghost be the first to leave his body? So the question really is who is the REAL winner? I still think it's Blutarch tho...
Well the main problem is the only witnesses are the brothers and the medical and engineering staff at the Alamo, seeing as the staff has past on this leaves Grayman as the only reliable witnesses.
+Leo Villanueva their both bad and red was really killed first and blu has won before. Why should red have all the attention and be considered the good guys?
Soldier: Barrister Doe Demoman: Tavish DeGroot Heavy: Mischa *last name unknown* Engineer: Dell Conhager Sniper *first name unknown* Mundy These are all the known names
you have to admit... their tenacity for getting rid of each other is AMAZINGLY ADMIRABLE... Ahhh... I hope I get to do that in the future... when me and my brother are dead!!!
***** Me and my brother were born with a smile on our faces! me and him used to just smile and wave at each other! but our family is anything but balanced in nature! although we may be smiling were not really happy... well we are but not the version of happiness most others are accustomed to! Lets just say we have a bad way of showing love! a deep believer in our right to bear arms... we are all held by the understanding "this hole I'm digging is one day going to be for you" that also happens to be our family motto! we've always been at cold war standards... were just waiting for the day one of us forgets to keep the Glock under our pillow loaded... or for the day we forget to check the air vents for mustard gas. You should see our family reunions! at any moment a gun fight will occur! luckily because of the ever constant aging of the world... we can't exactly out right unload in some beer hall... but you just wait... it can't keep up forever...
I love how it’s just about two old men fighting over land and soldier trying to help. For once solider is smart lol. I notice spy is casually smoking in the pub lol
gabbermac _ this comic was released shortly before the event itself, as is every scream fortress comic. But yeah, these two, so determined to win they don’t think through anything.
Might be late but Soldier lived a while ago with Merasmus, and Soldier didn't pay rent so he god him and Merasmus kicked out of the castle, and subsequently turned the castle into a raccoon sanctuary
So, technically BLU won, Red was dead when Gray stabbed him and made sure he stayed dead, and then he stabbed Blue, but considering how close it happened, I doubt you could accurately call it
Little did they know that Grey beat them fairly in the Mann Challenge, not to be confused with the Mann Co. Challenge. Should anyone beat the rival landowners in armed combat, they legally become the new landowners. Why else were they fighting the Gravel Wars for nearly a century with various mercenary groups?
Ya know, the halloween event 2013 is kind of freaky if you think about it...i mean you're pushing a corpse and then eventually push it into hell....kinda weird...
For now, blutarch should be the winner since Redmond was killed while he was dead. But the real loser is the one who died first, regardless of the machine since one died but came back to life but he still died so the first one who died lost.
Could've had the Tales From The Crypt theme play during Merasmus's segment; his intro is supposed to be a shout-out to that. I mean, he even says "crypt" for crying out loud...
Soldier is the is the true mann
He's an exorcist a lawyer, a mercenary, and ww2 army veteran. He even has a wizard roomate
Well technically he never served in wwii
actually soldier never served in army. BUT he is a priest in one of the states, a mercenary, a lawyer that caused spy and scout to go into the jail, has a wizard roommate that hates him, dating with heavy's sister and finally, he built his own rocket launcher. Not my fav guy but he is a mann indeed.
oh, ok
He bought plane tickets to go to war but ended up in Poland and never saw combat
First Name Last Name technically, he never was accepted into the army. He just went to Germany and killed a ton of Nazis.
We can all agree that Soldier was smarter than all of us at this moment
That aged well
Yeah
I disagree
I agree with your disagree that you disagree with me with a disagree of a degree of agree of a disagree
@@Paideutic I dont get it
So soldier isn't just dumb, he's still got a bit of logic within, and instinct of an American soldier, MAGGOTS!!
regimoos 486 the Mansion used to be Merasmus’ Mansion
Viktoriya Sponge He isn’t dumb, he is just batshit insane
I'm 90% sure he drank lead poisoned water so....here is my conclusion he is stupid as shit, incredibly dangerous, insane, and sometimes has incredible moments of clarity
@redrutectic 486 has an obsession with racoons, fought a wizard and won, spoke with ghosts, smacks his head with a shovel, bashes two grenades together, crushes live grenades in hand, shoots his feet to fly into the air... need I say more?
Viktoriya Sponge I think that might be the adrenaline temporarily removing his logic.
Well, that explains Helltower.
it's mean't to, it was released for this purpose! and once scream fortress TWO THOUSAND AND FOURTEEN starts we will get a comic about that!
He didn’t say it’s wasn’t meant to idiot
@@vulkeule5306 you are reslonding to a 5 year old comment i dont think he will read you replie
@@revolution_is_the_key indeed.
@@EndHezler Indeed
It’s comics like these where they properly represent Soldier, they’ve dumbed him down severely and I think he’s at his best when he’s just a normal dude (sort of) but just had a very eccentric life.
They are all eccentric honestly but somehow 'someone's' great idea was to push them to their extremes, box them inside and lock the door behind while the whole house is burning
nah his lead poisoning just got worse
Wow solider shows some intelligence
Mr Z1 Of course he has intelligence he built his own rocket launcher
This was before the lead poisoning took full effect
i think that's just ghosts
He has annaverage of inteligence.
But a very special sense of lógic and maybe esquizofrenia.
Technically, Redmond died before Gray disconnected his immortality machine and knifed him... AND before Gray turned the knife on Blutarch, who was still alive for all of that.
Blue Team wins.
They still have to send someone to hell.
no no, redmond was uh... STILL BLEEDING OUT! yes, that's it! he won
But ghosts are in between life and death, one of them has to go to hell to fully die!
Peter divine that's a good point though
That explains why all robots are blue in mvm
Rip Rick May
You will be remembered
Vintage Pyro yea
Merasmus has the Soldier logo on his arms!
Ikr, maybe does Soldier mean something to merasmus. Because he couldnt just do this without any reasons. Maybe he hates him. Or likes him. Or even more. But logically i dont think so.
they were roommates if you didnt know
So is Soldier like caboose where he's secretly the smartest?
Australian Bucket yes. Fellow rvb watcher.
Unfortunately the reasons he’s dumb are:
LEAD poisoning throughout his entire life
And PTSD
No, he used magic spells to be good at being a lawyer
Not smart, just good at understanding certain situations.
@@datboy038 technically, he was never a solider
Intro: * plays spoopy music *
Me: *IT'S BIG JOEY!!!!*
Your Soldier impression is on point! :)
STOP CAPTURE THAT POINT! we need that for the objective stew!
Hell, Soldier CAN read after all. He's perhaps the only merc that knows Zephaniah's will.
Even in death, the Mann brothers will never stop fighting each other.
And even in death zepheniah give the Middle finger to his two sons
Hmmm so:
Soldier: Jane Doe (Though this cannot be his real name since the name “Jane Doe” was a name given to soldiers that went MIA)
Demoman: Tavish DeGroot
Heavy: Mikhail (misha)
Scout: Jeremy
Engie: Dell Conagher
Sniper:Mun-Dee Mundy
It’s John Doe, Jane is the name for MIA women.
@@RandomPerson-cm2wg which is weird, because his name is Jane. Maybe his parents just hated him
hello friends u sure that it’s Jane m8?
Wait so its not barrister doe
Random Person Yeah, if you look in the comics (specifically the WAR comic) it says his name is "Mister Jane Doe"
And thus helltower was born
Super Original Name yea
The payload race?
1:06 that MVP tatoo tho
It's kinda bit of a debate who really won...
Blutarch said that grayman killed him after killing Redmond. HOWEVER notice that his ghost comes out of his body first. If Redmond died first wouldn't his ghost be the first to leave his body?
So the question really is who is the REAL winner?
I still think it's Blutarch tho...
Well the main problem is the only witnesses are the brothers and the medical and engineering staff at the Alamo, seeing as the staff has past on this leaves Grayman as the only reliable witnesses.
Warboss West and graymann doesn’t fucking care at all
*I AM COUNT DRACU-* I mean, MERASMUS!
2:28 which one of these idiots do you work for most in the game?
+carter grantham Blutarch
+weiner shnitzel me too
+Leo Villanueva their both bad and red was really killed first and blu has won before. Why should red have all the attention and be considered the good guys?
blue cause I do better on that team
+carter grantham Redmond.
I was worried it was "GHOST OBAMA COMICS!"
i love listening to these, the voice work is awesome.
BARRISTER DOE
THAT IS SOLDIER'S REAL NAME
Soldier: Barrister Doe
Demoman: Tavish DeGroot
Heavy: Mischa *last name unknown*
Engineer: Dell Conhager
Sniper *first name unknown* Mundy
These are all the known names
Secret Asian Man Jane Doe or John Doe is a synnonym for "no name" Barrister may be real name but doe isn't his true last name.
G3orgianSoldier That is entirely possible as well.
Sniper: Mick Mundy
The sniper is a Mun-Dee Mundy. Couldn't make this crap up if I tried.
Video: Beetlejuice music starts.
Me: I am 100% invested in this production.
What are they even fighting over they are dead there land is gone
5:14 Ha. Finally, you got Redmond and Blutarch's voices switched.
Loved hearing Luigi's Mansion and Twilight Realm in this. xD Nice choice of music tracks.
soldier saw the ghosts and now he is a ghost,
RIP Rick May
Rip soldier
you have to admit... their tenacity for getting rid of each other is AMAZINGLY ADMIRABLE... Ahhh... I hope I get to do that in the future... when me and my brother are dead!!!
Ok, no, there's a story to this. Do tell, Esdeath. Who are you and who's your brother? Paint me...the picture.
***** Me and my brother were born with a smile on our faces! me and him used to just smile and wave at each other! but our family is anything but balanced in nature! although we may be smiling were not really happy... well we are but not the version of happiness most others are accustomed to! Lets just say we have a bad way of showing love! a deep believer in our right to bear arms... we are all held by the understanding "this hole I'm digging is one day going to be for you" that also happens to be our family motto! we've always been at cold war standards... were just waiting for the day one of us forgets to keep the Glock under our pillow loaded... or for the day we forget to check the air vents for mustard gas. You should see our family reunions! at any moment a gun fight will occur! luckily because of the ever constant aging of the world... we can't exactly out right unload in some beer hall... but you just wait... it can't keep up forever...
wat
***** were all trying to kill each other in the least amount of time possible... that better?
Esdeath the Empires Strongest
Don't simplify things, I'm not an idiot. I'm just baffled that you actively try to kill your family every day.
Blue Spark mic, it's a bit pricy but it's very high quality
RIP Rick may
I love how it’s just about two old men fighting over land and soldier trying to help.
For once solider is smart lol.
I notice spy is casually smoking in the pub lol
This...actually makes the hightower event map more understandable
gabbermac _ this comic was released shortly before the event itself, as is every scream fortress comic. But yeah, these two, so determined to win they don’t think through anything.
Soldier: If we were in Guam I could just perform an exorcism.
Redmond and Blutarch: Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope
The reason soldier is smart here is cause the effects of the lead poisoned water had worn off.
What a wholesome rivalry.
This gives me such a venture brothers vibe
Ah, the Twilight Realm music from LOZ: TP. Excellent selection.
Is no one going to mention the raccoon sanctuary
Might be late but Soldier lived a while ago with Merasmus, and Soldier didn't pay rent so he god him and Merasmus kicked out of the castle, and subsequently turned the castle into a raccoon sanctuary
they took "go to hell" way too literally
ohey, i live in new mexico.
@GoLdEnGaMeRs98 yeah
I love the luigi's mansion music at the start
Respect for soldier didn’t biase on redmond mann side because he is his ex-boss
So, technically BLU won, Red was dead when Gray stabbed him and made sure he stayed dead, and then he stabbed Blue, but considering how close it happened, I doubt you could accurately call it
4:57 Could Redmond Be Talking The Bombinomicon?
Yes mate
Me trying to figure out if the beard is bearded expense or big joey
0:54 nice music.
looks like you predicted Fallout 76.
4:09 Gray? 0-0 Maybe That's The Next TF2 Team Color!
No that is there long lost brother he runs the robot place in MvM
Gray's dead pal
No it's just the robot team.
@@nickolascrousillat4265 it is, but why are robots always Blu and defending team is always Red?!
@@БРАТ-р8к The robots work for gray
This was actually entertaining to watch,the voice acting was entertaining for me :P
Soldier is dead.
....
....Is nice.
(Note: I'm kidding, it ain't nice, but it's a joke. Don't make it too seriously.)
"THIS UPDATE ALMOST MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE!"
I used both, actually. Music is in the description.
Little did they know that Grey beat them fairly in the Mann Challenge, not to be confused with the Mann Co. Challenge. Should anyone beat the rival landowners in armed combat, they legally become the new landowners. Why else were they fighting the Gravel Wars for nearly a century with various mercenary groups?
1.5 centuries actually
Does anyone else love that he owns a bunch of raccoons.
Plot twist none of them win because you don't cap on helltower
luigi's mansion soundtrack.........really..... i love it
This hits different
Anyone else notice the wizard's jailbuddy ACTUALLY CALLED HIM "MAN!"
Beetlejuice theme at the begging
Naming someone beard is like naming a cat whiskers.
So I guess in the end, none of them still wins, and they both end in hell.
Ya know, the halloween event 2013 is kind of freaky if you think about it...i mean you're pushing a corpse and then eventually push it into hell....kinda weird...
I just realized the BG music in the intro is Beetlejuice. XD
For now, blutarch should be the winner since Redmond was killed while he was dead. But the real loser is the one who died first, regardless of the machine since one died but came back to life but he still died so the first one who died lost.
Luigi's mansion music. Nice. I see you've played super smash bros
All these feels
I like this voice acting
Am I the only one to wish they find a way to both come back to life to keep competing against one another?
Would've been nice to get a PLR map with the payloads being these guys' corpses.
MickJaegar there is
It is
@@ITMenterprises r/woooooooooooosh
@@porkyminch1640 ty
r/wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
Better Call Soldier
Geez how much things is soldier anyways
Bruh frickin Luigi's mansion in the background distracting me
That opening gave me big Joey flash backs
The Event is RIGHT NOW!
this explains a lot
Nice work!!!
God damn you're so fast at doing this
Wow your amazing, that was insanely fast
Post the next RING OR FIRED comic!!!
Better Call Solider
I appreciate the Beatlegeuse music waaaay too much.
You are the new Ben paddock.
3:41 the face they make reminds me of the shreck meme
when the vid ended it showed an ad for friggin Barbie dolls
anyone else to Luigi's Mansion music in the background?
That was a fun version of Payload.
my "tf2 halloween event" sences are tingleing.
Gee. 2 old man fighting over who died first and being like a little child.
Such a deep plot.
I'm still wondering how Soldier has the ability to preform an exorcism in GUAM of all places.
0:00 Do i hear big joeys intro?
>beetlejuice theme
based fidget
Holy shat this is on my birthday... not the year
I would predict its up next friday.
Could've had the Tales From The Crypt theme play during Merasmus's segment; his intro is supposed to be a shout-out to that. I mean, he even says "crypt" for crying out loud...
They missed the opportunity to call it Gray-ve Matter
I'm actually gonna wait till he make a video about the new 1,not gonna read it on the website first.
so I have a question...who canonically goes to hell? is it Redmond? Blutarch? or is it both of them?
Both
Neither, the mercs are too busy blowing eachother up
best and last halloween of tf2