The Complete Karl Pilkington on Pandemic & this Brave New World (w/ Ricky Gervais & Steve Merchant)

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  • @fatbelly27
    @fatbelly27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    If Karl did a daily broadcast on the pandemic, I'd forget all other media and just follow him. Man's a genius.

    • @erasamus1057
      @erasamus1057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      have you been watching bald mancs channel?

    • @fatbelly27
      @fatbelly27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@erasamus1057 There should be one, with that title, and all the presenters would be bald mancs. Unmissable.

    • @erasamus1057
      @erasamus1057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      there is and it's him at home during pandemic giving short video opinions on subjects and responding to questions he looks a little old now and he's promoting his new show

    • @erasamus1057
      @erasamus1057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      make sure you go to "bald manc" and not "the bald manc" not sure that it's actually him but it seems like it is

    • @zomgbat
      @zomgbat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@erasamus1057 defo him, there are videos of him doing it

  • @The420DeLiRiUm
    @The420DeLiRiUm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    He's so right, almost all the time; but he's so bad at explaining himself. I love this man, have done for years. What a legend.

    • @MemberWhen
      @MemberWhen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Absolutely correct. For instance, I have never heard of a sloth getting the flu

  • @mikemorgan3119
    @mikemorgan3119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Forgotten how many times I've woken up with my headphones wire wrapped around my body & face after listening to karl nearly every night for the past 15 years!!!

    • @earthling8702
      @earthling8702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ha ha. Can relate to that. Found out that the cheap ones don’t last

    • @DeliMeatTree
      @DeliMeatTree 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      We're all in the same boat. Love Mr Karl Dilkington.
      Deli meat tree.

  • @finneycentgames7617
    @finneycentgames7617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I literally just heard of Karl today. He is now my favorite person. Amazing!

    • @mariadore7000
      @mariadore7000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Been listening to Karl for years.....still a joy!

  • @gerardoneill1513
    @gerardoneill1513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You can't fall asleep listening to Karl, he keeps you awake listening for the next karlism.

    • @brunneng38
      @brunneng38 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can’t fall asleep listening to Karl because of Ricky’s banshee laughter waiting around every corner. 😂😂

    • @bubblezovlove7213
      @bubblezovlove7213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had a mushroom trip recently and Karl seemed to be the best thing to listen to. I couldn't even laugh properly, I just smiled like a Cheshire cat for ten hours....😁😁😁😁

    • @russdarbey4102
      @russdarbey4102 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@bubblezovlove7213
      Legend

    • @xellestar
      @xellestar หลายเดือนก่อน

      You gotta try, otherwise you'll never feel replemished

  • @in_cursive
    @in_cursive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    A new upload! Might as well take this opportunity to thank you for your compilations. They have got me through a lot, especially over the past few months. 👍

  • @JayBowen
    @JayBowen ปีที่แล้ว +21

    3:15:00 Karl's describing augmented reality glasses and Ricky says "absolutely mental point, this would never work, absolutely one of the maddest things you've ever said". I wonder how many times Ricky has realised that Karl was right and that he sounded like a right twat for mocking him.

    • @ayaku2253
      @ayaku2253 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      To be fair, if you listen to what Karl says it is farfetched. He says you can live in a field and put some glasses on that show the real surroundings as an urban ghetto with graffiti on the walls, and you could live life that way. Also it is not that he has ideas, he read all that stuff from magazines and misunderstood them. Ricky exaggerates in the reaction because he knows Karl lives in a dream world and misunderstands things and takes them as truth (Man-moth, half men half biscuit, lady that grows backwards and has a seed that sprouts into a child) . Like when he (Karl) was shown an art picture where they build glasses for a fly to prove advancements in micro design and he said "they are making glasses for flies (correct) and thats stupid because flies only live a day and its pointless", missing the point completely.
      Used to think Ricky was too harsh, but that is why Karl is a successful person right now, that dynamic was purposefully created, and also, if you listen to the 3rd season onwards of the podcast (which im sure you did) Karl was getting really up there with the nonsense ideas. A monkey in a lab put lipstick on and passed as a scientist and escaped, a monkey typed fluently on a chat room on April 1st, Noah managed to get the animals for the ark because he was floating over a zoo...
      Ricky "mocking" him, let's not forget, took Karl to the spotlight and the dude now has been a part of radio, podcasting, documentary series, tv series and books! Ricky always said Karl was a genius, and admitted some of his ramblings had truths in them. Point is, the way Karl sees them, are indeed ridiculous and completely misunderstood.

    • @ellgreen9200
      @ellgreen9200 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The vast majority of what he says is correct he just struggles to articulate himself and Ricky is wildly arrogant and stubborn, I hope he’s embarrassed 😂 in the episode where Karl says he doesn’t like the idea of donating his eyes because cells hold memories, Ricky calls him all sorts of names and tells him how ridiculous he is, but cellular memory is 100% a thing. Karl is right often and Ricky doesn’t like that so feels the need to attack

    • @russdarbey4102
      @russdarbey4102 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ayaku2253
      Fair play dude! Well said 🎉

    • @lennypersonalized
      @lennypersonalized 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You haven't quite grasped the essense of British humour.

    • @ellgreen9200
      @ellgreen9200 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lennypersonalized British humour doesn’t equal narcissistic drivel 😂 I find Karl hilarious, but Ricky insufferable

  • @JIPPERR_1
    @JIPPERR_1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This must be the greatest prostate cancer awearness campaign ever

  • @tomimpala
    @tomimpala 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    If suzanne's not in the bed, he can't sleep aww

    • @catatonicable
      @catatonicable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Or eat...

    • @Loganjlr
      @Loganjlr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice

    • @TEKASHI-de1qt
      @TEKASHI-de1qt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      if suzanne's not in the bath he can't eat oranges

    • @jjammmees
      @jjammmees 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want to sleep in my bed...

  • @Lioness_UTV
    @Lioness_UTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So funny when Karl goes in on Steve and Ricky calls it out every time egging him on 😆

  • @Streamside66
    @Streamside66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    These podcasts are so replemishing

    • @Najebanski
      @Najebanski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      they are my favourite foodage

    • @mikaelsongameofwar2360
      @mikaelsongameofwar2360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "What is it then?"

    • @jjammmees
      @jjammmees 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But that's not on the radio, that's on the TV.

    • @iim4xii129
      @iim4xii129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm always rummanging for the best clips.

    • @mellonclarinet4303
      @mellonclarinet4303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stored in tubberware

  • @mimiirae
    @mimiirae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Karl, our modern day philosopher

  • @mariapanariello6949
    @mariapanariello6949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Dear Mr Dilkington, You always brighten my day. Cheers, Maria From America ❤️😄❤️😄❤️

  • @christopher19894
    @christopher19894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Karl is the funniest person that the UK has ever produced. He's definitely funnier than every comedian.

  • @bboboneill
    @bboboneill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I seem to only have a 20 min attention span these days but I make an exception for these guys

    • @loritracy1385
      @loritracy1385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😷 Boy do I hear you on the attention span!

    • @jordanlea1502
      @jordanlea1502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I usually drift off mid sentence.

  • @199compound
    @199compound ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "I had a vision of that Chinese flu"
    Is Karl a time traveller playing Ricky and Steve all along.

    • @georgie535
      @georgie535 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Please tell me this is true!!! Did he actually say that?! When? What’s the time mark?

    • @scottjones6463
      @scottjones6463 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@georgie535SARS was knocking about back then

    • @scottjones6463
      @scottjones6463 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@georgie535SARS was knocking about back then

  • @kayfoulds1492
    @kayfoulds1492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Scruffy Sandra invented social distancing

    • @thepontiacbandit7874
      @thepontiacbandit7874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂

    • @itsMrNoble
      @itsMrNoble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You invented social distancing; mate, if anyone did...

    • @joenewton8381
      @joenewton8381 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itsMrNoble How do you know fouldsey

    • @tomservo4299
      @tomservo4299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol when fauci first started speaking on TV I said to my buddy he was endorsing the scruffy Sandra method!!.... he was confused

    • @DarkMatter09
      @DarkMatter09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know what Karl means @20:35, I will be 37 this year and sometimes I don’t know if I’m alright, or feel right?

  • @LoneBerseker
    @LoneBerseker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    8:43
    "i had a vision of that chinese flu, C..."
    Karl what a visionaire!!

    • @JamesV1
      @JamesV1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @MrMadManc Covid-19 hasn't tho

    • @lightbeforethetunnel
      @lightbeforethetunnel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Weird. Right as I scrolled down and started reading this comment it was at the exact moment in the video where Karl started saying it.

    • @DSurmumsuckscockforrock
      @DSurmumsuckscockforrock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Begins with c

    • @jjammmees
      @jjammmees 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You aren't that good at sing but neither can I.

    • @shawnmclean7932
      @shawnmclean7932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Karl was the Nostridamus of the Kung Fu flu.

  • @benradford3703
    @benradford3703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    ' I reckon by 2020 the germs will be so big we'll be able to see them' ..... You've gotta give it to him he was close

    • @benradford3703
      @benradford3703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      are you about to tell me that microorganisms are still small

    • @katekkllklllkkk9665
      @katekkllklllkkk9665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yes otherwise they woudnt be MICRO organism

    • @benradford3703
      @benradford3703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I know

    • @CoolBanana
      @CoolBanana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@benradford3703 its not like a virus that is transferred to surfaces through saliva ( Germs ) has had 90% of the world locked down for most of the year or anything ;)

    • @benradford3703
      @benradford3703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      right that's it this is my last show I'm done

  • @barbaragonzales4575
    @barbaragonzales4575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Heard this years ago but still brings a huge smile to my face...Love Karl.Hes not mental he’s very smart.Steve and Ricky must be eating their words now.

    • @UnderWhey
      @UnderWhey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "If your brain was in your foot, it would take ages for you to say anything." - Karl

    • @cornybeef
      @cornybeef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There is 4 hours of evidence just in this vid that suggests otherwise

    • @evoke97
      @evoke97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He thinks a chimpanzee single handedly launched and flew a rocket to the moon and back, then could never get that high again so it killed itself. Yes you're right he's very wise.

  • @metameta1427
    @metameta1427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “Old cold, belly badness.” On a serious note, I myself had a chronic problem with kidney stones. The first time I heard that part, I had just had a couple surgeries to deal with them bringing my total to 12 surgeries in 6 years. I laughed until tears streamed down my face. Karl is a treasure unlike any other.

    • @antprice8826
      @antprice8826 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meta Meta I pissed one of my stones out 😖hurt like fuck, got two more, ones 2cm I ain’t gonna piss that one out, I sympathise with you bud.

    • @metameta1427
      @metameta1427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ant Price dude I’ve had them at the size of the end of your thumb. I had tubes coming out of my back connected to 2 bags strapped to my legs to drain piss and blood. It’s miserable man. Take care of yours and don’t let it go like I did.
      Edit: I will say the very worst part was having stents removed without being put to sleep.

    • @antprice8826
      @antprice8826 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meta Meta Jeez wish you the best man, take care 💕🇬🇧

    • @djadsbeats
      @djadsbeats 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ash trays are for Liver Damage!

    • @metameta1427
      @metameta1427 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DJ A.D.S MUSIC crazy part is even before I ever heard this or knew Karl existed, I would strap ice packs and ziplock bags of ice to my abdomen when I had kidney stones. I even got frostbite before a surgery, and the doctors wouldn’t cut me because of the burned area.

  • @WunnSEN
    @WunnSEN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:22:10 Honestly he is so quick sometimes with his jokes hahahahaha! Elephants don't forget so Elephant Woman wont forget if you ever say something bad to her hahahahaha! Brilliant! xD

  • @chuzzybear2224
    @chuzzybear2224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I love that Scruffy Sandra was the pioneer of social distancing as we know it...

  • @loritracy1385
    @loritracy1385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    😷👍 Came here for Karl. Kind of fed up with Ricky. Night y'all!

  • @NohStar
    @NohStar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how karl’s kind of discussing wittgenstein’s private language argument re: the doctor

  • @bogrot69
    @bogrot69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Ages since I heard this and I'm still in tears after five minutes. Gold! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @antiv
    @antiv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Karl is a gem.

  • @vjcodec
    @vjcodec 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Steve! Take over I’m going to flip out at this! I can feel it in my bones!!!

  • @GabrielBeaver
    @GabrielBeaver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    ““If an idea isn’t daft, it isn’t worth thinking about” -Albert Einstein” -Karl Pilkington” 😆

    • @dixonpinfold2582
      @dixonpinfold2582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Masterful nesting of quotation marks. --Ed.

  • @itsWelshy
    @itsWelshy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    6:57 onwards, Karl called the 'Rona. He even nailed the year.

    • @glennoconnor1130
      @glennoconnor1130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The king.

    • @stevenkelby2169
      @stevenkelby2169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's called Covid-19....

    • @aprilapril2
      @aprilapril2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Steven Kelby it’s called the rona in my house 🏠

    • @stevenkelby2169
      @stevenkelby2169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aprilapril2 Yeah but Karl said 2020, corona started in 2019.

    • @Rogue_Leader
      @Rogue_Leader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Karl’s really right wing. Sometimes frighteningly so.

  • @jockster247
    @jockster247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Black Mirror pinched all of Karl’s best ideas, lol

    • @minners71
      @minners71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ricky stole more for his shows to be fair.

    • @djadsbeats
      @djadsbeats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@minners71 Hahahahah!

    • @Cloudwondergirl
      @Cloudwondergirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Literally!

    • @rattlesnakz9716
      @rattlesnakz9716 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Nickwolf 40 did they do that? I've not seen it but if they did that I may watch it

    • @stereoman.
      @stereoman. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shame they couldn't get Clive Warren or Rebecca De mornay involved but yeah love Karls Black Mirror episodes.

  • @LockStoppageSandwich
    @LockStoppageSandwich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ..............I am listening to this and replemishing.

  • @player--zero
    @player--zero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Awww i thought this was a new one. Still cant bean a bit of carl pilkington to put you to sleep.lol

  • @dixonpinfold2582
    @dixonpinfold2582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Time and time again, Ricky interrupts Karl just to say with impatience "Go on".

  • @widsy2012
    @widsy2012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Old cold belly badness cures corona 👌

  • @Hazeleyes878
    @Hazeleyes878 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for the upload!!

  • @CarlEvz13
    @CarlEvz13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I miss these podcasts pure comedy gold

  • @ilck-ym-blals7385
    @ilck-ym-blals7385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Straight away ...Karl's talking makes perfect sense! Takes a real man to say that when your girls not beside you, you dont sleep properly 😂

  • @FernieAriel
    @FernieAriel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Lol never clicked faster to watch a video

  • @louisbrou4061
    @louisbrou4061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What would you two be without that genius.?

  • @minari8076
    @minari8076 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    21:15
    that’s crazy karl came up with both the ideas for that black mirror episode and ricky and steve laughed at him. seriously this is one of those cases where if newton said this idea, ricky and steve would be like “hmm interesting.”

  • @MH-yu7gw
    @MH-yu7gw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yak this is genius. Thank you!

  • @jamesoscar3083
    @jamesoscar3083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    not even a minute in and im wheezing

  • @SuperAsim777
    @SuperAsim777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “That not science that Pac-Man “, that got me 😂

  • @imthedogsbollocksnotyou.7826
    @imthedogsbollocksnotyou.7826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    In the future Karl will be seen as the unrecognized philosopher of his day with statutes made and university wings named in his honour.

    • @elsiemarina2572
      @elsiemarina2572 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope so!

    • @fatbelly27
      @fatbelly27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I believe all the statues pulled down by the BLM protesters should be replaced with ones of Karl

  • @iknowyoureright8564
    @iknowyoureright8564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    @21:10 this is exactly what I think about quite a lot. Karl is a smart man, he thinks for himself, rather than just absorbing information from others.

    • @furious32ninja
      @furious32ninja 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't delude yourself, Karl is a smart man but you do realise this is comedy. Absorbing knowledge from intelligent/rational people is good, absorbing knowledge from flatearthers, antivaxers or conspiracy theorists is straight up insanity!

    • @pLaIrVaIdNoGx
      @pLaIrVaIdNoGx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@furious32ninja people like you never learn do you? So sad. You do know that there are highly reputable doctors who warn against certain vaccines, right? They also warn about inoculating children with the massive cocktails that are used these days. Many times they cause too much of an autoimmune response, and indeed leads to autism due to extreme inflammation of the brain (in many cases of autism). Even though these doctors do not say that vaccines are necessarily a bad thing, they are still dismissed and censored as antivaxxers. This is the problem with hot button words such as antivaxxers. It causes normally reasonable people to automatically dismiss very legitimate claims merely because of the implications of the attached label. This principle is also how magicians and con men have had successful careers for centuries. They take advantage of assumption.

    • @furious32ninja
      @furious32ninja 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pLaIrVaIdNoGx you really need to start educating yourself. Here read this for starters www.cdc.gov/vaccinesafety/concerns/autism.html follow the links to reports and scientific evidence and then come back with your scientific evidence proving that vaccinations are harmful.

    • @furious32ninja
      @furious32ninja 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pLaIrVaIdNoGx this article puts antivaxxers to shame, why as a parent would you ever risk the health of your child for lies and deception spread on the internet? www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6122668/

    • @furious32ninja
      @furious32ninja 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pLaIrVaIdNoGx not so quick with a reply now are you, or are you struggling to read?

  • @tylerbrian
    @tylerbrian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Right off the bat: “replemishing” 😂

  • @cornybeef
    @cornybeef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    45 seconds laughing out loud, never fails to have me in bits

    • @motortraction
      @motortraction 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ha ha! Same here, exactly 45 seconds: 'replemishing'!!!

  • @GoodxLad
    @GoodxLad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:49:29 Hilda! One word but one of my favorite moments of the trio.

    • @vinoandretti
      @vinoandretti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hadn’t made it that far. But I know exactly what moment that is. 😂😂😂

  • @osamaabdelazizahmed7103
    @osamaabdelazizahmed7103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    9:00 I had a vison of that Chinese flu beginning with C 😬😳

    • @benji219
      @benji219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If he could spell we would all be frightened of Toyotas and Hondas... As he meant SARs but spelt it CARs

    • @My_eyes_hurt
      @My_eyes_hurt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      9:36

  • @gerardoneill1513
    @gerardoneill1513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It wouldn't surprise me if Karl went to Spain and fell asleep listening to Spanish people talking and woke up talking Spanish.

  • @Sup3rManolo
    @Sup3rManolo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The fat baby bit at 2:39:40 is the hardest I've laughed in the last couple years.

  • @FerminTrujilloEspetero
    @FerminTrujilloEspetero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Mardy" 16:40 Another great word from Karl! It's northern English meaning 'sulky' or 'grumpy'. Excellent vocab, Karl! 👏🏻

    • @bazglsgw1208
      @bazglsgw1208 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did u never hear the Artic Monkeys song Mardy Bum? About a moany ex. Great tune btw.

  • @jwsuicides8095
    @jwsuicides8095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Karl wasn't so daft with the impossible dream of a doctor being able to physically feel what their patients are feeling. Speak to those in extreme pain trying to get relief, speak to those with severe neurological conditions who are entirely neglected by the medical profession. If a doctor really felt that they wouldn't hesitate to give help while sadly in reality patients are left to die unnecessarily and in agony.

    • @elliswebster7041
      @elliswebster7041 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know what he means with people being used to their pain etc and I agreed with him at first but if he’s talking hypothetically, with something that isn’t possible, why not just suggest a machine that displays all the problems with you on a screen, without the need of someone else feeling it💀

    • @jwsuicides8095
      @jwsuicides8095 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elliswebster7041 That already exists and still people are left to die unnecessarily or left in agony without accessing what they need..

    • @pandadoublexl
      @pandadoublexl ปีที่แล้ว

      Well the thing that's the most daft is talking about it like it's remotely possible.

  • @snowfallfiesta8359
    @snowfallfiesta8359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A weekly podcast would be great! 😌👌🏻

  • @sharonready5102
    @sharonready5102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Because I ‘use ‘ these to fall asleep....I’ve just discovered there’s lots of content near the end of the podcast which I haven’t listened to yet .

  • @prestonhardy8055
    @prestonhardy8055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Welcome back, old friend

  • @relentlesstruth8942
    @relentlesstruth8942 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Goodnight you beautiful people!!!

  • @olliedylan1381
    @olliedylan1381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Return of the king*

  • @bigstinger7380
    @bigstinger7380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What year are we in?

  • @inspir.edmusic
    @inspir.edmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Got my hopes up that he was talking about COVID. I hadn't heard this episode though, so just as good.

  • @sintech14
    @sintech14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Karl can only be appreciated in the future. Some much wisdom in his words lol.

  • @GaryWayneHill64
    @GaryWayneHill64 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The amazing thing about Karl is that on occasion and in a round about way he's sometimes right, he just has a problem articulating his point.

  • @aidanmurphy5150
    @aidanmurphy5150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is this Xfm 2021

  • @Nahbruz
    @Nahbruz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2024 and still a bunch of bangers

  • @iscreamfitness
    @iscreamfitness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Karls life needs to be a tv show

  • @denz6959
    @denz6959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i think carl pilkington is smarter and more open minded than the other two .

  • @MrCheesyBaconBits
    @MrCheesyBaconBits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you my friend

  • @LS-ot6vd
    @LS-ot6vd 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    51:40 "You are a doctor, aren't you?" ... asking AFTER the procedure. Genius.

  • @bowlofnuggets
    @bowlofnuggets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    new yak! thanks 🙏

  • @biz09ification
    @biz09ification ปีที่แล้ว

    The reason they used to drill holes in their head is to release pressure built up in the skull. It's like having a constant migrain, apparently some surgeon did it on himself with the help of some nurses and didn't die and it worked

  • @charityson3752
    @charityson3752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Stephen has to be the moderator and voice of reason between an explosive educated skeptic and a gentle miseducated passionate naturalist. “Let’s get a full sentence in.”

  • @theendarkenedilluminatus4342
    @theendarkenedilluminatus4342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    thought this was new. It isn't. It's great, and there's even an animated version somewhere out there on the internet that's even better, but if you came here looking for Karl's insight into this covid nonsense, you won't find it, sadly.

    • @kuz4b
      @kuz4b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why not go to Karl’s Facebook page and then you’ll get what you want.

    • @theendarkenedilluminatus4342
      @theendarkenedilluminatus4342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      kuz4b I don’t use Facebook anymore. Not even for Karl. Does he have anything else?

    • @kuz4b
      @kuz4b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theendarkenedilluminatus4342 im sure you dont have to log in to face book to view facebook.. maybe you do.. the facebook page links to youtube though.. so heres something.. th-cam.com/video/VyBkXnH47sg/w-d-xo.html

    • @kuz4b
      @kuz4b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theendarkenedilluminatus4342 have you seen idiot abroad, 1,2,3.. moaning of life? sick of it 1 and 2?

    • @theendarkenedilluminatus4342
      @theendarkenedilluminatus4342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      kuz4b yes, yes, and yes. I even have his book heh. Karl is one of the greatest talents this side of the 90s.

  • @sockey9940
    @sockey9940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have no idea how we got any work done on saturday lunch times listening to xfm.

  • @emilydotbug
    @emilydotbug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That's so funny when I was a little kid and I had a stomach ache I would pull up my shirt and lay face down on the coffee table because the coldness would help my stomach ache for whatever reason. So they can talk shit all they want but it works!!

  • @Dingalow
    @Dingalow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:44:23 This entire interraction is just perfect

    • @shayZero
      @shayZero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Box o' money ive found" he's so funny

  • @ariyayaya957
    @ariyayaya957 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wait when did these come out

  • @mrdoggo6094
    @mrdoggo6094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    35:41 sometimes I think Steve's thicker than most , corse they used to drill ,with sharpened bone / flint ,that's how they made holes in beads /flutes ect , and most of your brains function is not in the head ,it's in the top of the spinal cord ,even certain memory banks ,so Karls not entirely wrong .

  • @NorthWalesKid
    @NorthWalesKid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    0:39 “sloths never get a flu” 😂

    • @Dingalow
      @Dingalow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Because that's when your body's replemishing

    • @jennyreid722
      @jennyreid722 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @pUSSYcREAM worth it on a 4 hour recording

    • @adambrant7357
      @adambrant7357 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      (Sloathes)

  • @leminjapan
    @leminjapan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Scruffy Sandra invented social distancing.

  • @Batmanthe3rd
    @Batmanthe3rd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When’s this from is it new?

    • @sebfox2194
      @sebfox2194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's from the early 2000s, when the SARS coronavirus disease killed a load of people in China.

  • @GGLD888
    @GGLD888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Actually, Karls quite right fairly often. I mean look at the whole AI tech convo. Karl is bang on.

  • @matthenley3886
    @matthenley3886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just here for my daily KP replemishments

  • @KneelB4SodsLaw
    @KneelB4SodsLaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ricky Gervais Show returning for a coronavirus special

  • @October8th1969
    @October8th1969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Karl's mind is totally beautiful. Too, he's right about how one feels good immediately after an illness... 20:01

    • @elliswebster7041
      @elliswebster7041 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah you don’t appreciate your health and everyday living until somethings wrong

  • @captainredbeard7933
    @captainredbeard7933 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Replemishing and the laugh from Ricky

  • @backinthadayz
    @backinthadayz ปีที่แล้ว +1

    36:43 = 24 ct Karl Pilkington 🤣

  • @undergroundman6602
    @undergroundman6602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Karl is basically talking about VR here, clever bloke. :)

    • @GoYourOwnWay86
      @GoYourOwnWay86 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope not virtual reality... augmented reality. Two complete different things

  • @jaketaylor5754
    @jaketaylor5754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    What's the problem with getting a second opinion on a prostate exam?
    The other doctor usually gives it a thumbs up..

    • @cybernautclub
      @cybernautclub 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @sarahbyrne8501
      @sarahbyrne8501 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s just being greedy🤣😂

  • @markshaz8691
    @markshaz8691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Karl is just mental!

  • @reneethorn145
    @reneethorn145 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I agree with Karl with regards to technology. I used to be able to remember friends' and family's phone numbers, addresses and birthdays. Now my mobile has all that information stored for me. Have I reused the storage in my brain, which has been freed up, for storing other important information? Have I buggery! It's now full of useless crap from the TV and Internet. I have become lazy.

  • @therealmvp1024
    @therealmvp1024 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Karl’s thing about the theory of switching bodies to know if you truly feel bad or not is kinda genius. Obviously it’s completely impractical and impossible to make, but he has a point conceptually. If you’ve felt like shit for 3 years but it was gradual and eventually you can’t even notice the fact that you feel shit, it’s a risk for not going to the doctors for something potentially dangerous.

  • @sparey4431
    @sparey4431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Even, Karl knew about Ivermectin! Ricky and, Steve fucked up 😂

  • @johnjfoster
    @johnjfoster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Reminds me of Dudley Moore and Peter Cook ...

  • @obadala
    @obadala 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "That's when your body's replemishing."

  • @jadeedwards1388
    @jadeedwards1388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A big happy birthday to Karl 🎉 even though he won’t see it lol 🎂

  • @craftycraff7938
    @craftycraff7938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    If only KP was a prime minister...

    • @HotelBravo0499
      @HotelBravo0499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Karl Dilkington

    • @memenono5716
      @memenono5716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He would be better than clown bojo .

    • @lizardywizard
      @lizardywizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was a great 158 but PM seems a bit strong. Because he was born in Cape Town I thought he was excluded from standing for Parliament?

  • @NeilBenjamin1
    @NeilBenjamin1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Did I tell you about the immune system” 😅😂🤣

  • @Justcanadianjanjan
    @Justcanadianjanjan 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is the episode of why purell and other brand hand sanitizers are the reason why they came to fruition… personally, I have used all these since 1995 when I became an RN

  • @JamesGormleyMusic
    @JamesGormleyMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Nice Yak.
    Pilkboys has been too quiet recently...