You can tell these three guys are true friends: no matter what happens to them, be it a vehicle accident or getting sick, they will always, ALWAYS kick each other when they're down :D
@@ozmobozo The two are not mutually exclusive. I only consider two people in my life true friends. Both of them I ridicule when things are serious and stand by when things are tragic.
@@ozmobozo The funny part about this all, they all 3 despise eachother. Hammond and May combined owned 35% of Top Gear, Clarkson owned 44% of Top Gear, and the BBC owned only 11%. Hammond and May didn't quit their jobs, they took their show elsewhere. The BBC had to buy Jeremy Clarkson's 44% of ownership from him in order to Fire him. It cost the BBC millions of pounds to fire Clarkson.
@@joeprinsen1717 its simple to figure out, they named it outtakes so it draws people to watch as they will think they haven't been aired on the tv show which they have, it's a fake name to get more views which then makes them more money
The first one reminds of Germany. You go by bike after you had a few drinks, and if you had a few too many, you can loose your drivers license even though you are on a bike. You could push it or go by foot entirely, that would be okay, but if you ride your bike, it is possible to loose your drivers license. However, after that you are still allowed to use your bike. Funny thing is also, that you can get prevented from getting a license in the first place if you had been riding your bike drunk.
I keep re-watching these TG highlight collections. Such wonderful TV. I was in the pub yesterday having a pint and a Sunday roast and the latest episode of the current TG was on. God it was awful. Young guys with muscles and beards and/or shaved heads giving each other the bro' treatment, talking bollocks and laughing at each other's dreary remarks. I know I'm an old git, but it really was tripe.
I'm a youngish git (about to turn 32) and I'm completely with you. What a waste of a television show Flop Gear is - glad it's seemingly dying right now! (well wishes to Freddie Flintoff all the same)
Richard going through what the woman cod be other than pretty is fucking hilarious. I love these 3 guys together. Top gear is best series ever during their run.
Over many weeks now, mainly weekends, I've been watching all series of this Top Gear from beginning to end on BBC iplayer. I finished the last one today, sadly. R.I.P.
The first "news" is also here in germany: When you ride your bike drunken and the police controls you, you lose your license for a month. But you are still allowed to ride your bike.
The bit at the beginning about drink driving - it is the same on our country. If you are busted drink driving a bicycle, you loose your car driving license, but obviously you can still drive the bicycle, cause there is no official bicycle driving licenses.
I don't drink much. I want to drink in a pub with Richard. Jeremy and James have to be invited obviously. It would be one of the best nights ever to be always remembered.......
An *excrescence* is either a distinct outgrowth on a body, resulting from abnormality, *or* an unattractive or superfluous object or feature. Perfectly good English word.
it may be perfectly real and good, but contextually sensical it was not. Leave it to a former writer to be such a word nerd to use an obscure and complicated word out of the blue when communicating with the average people that make up the general public.
@@moogle68 I'm an average person and went to a bog-standard comprehensive - I understood excrescence as soon as I heard it. What surprised me was that three people who have all worked in journalism, and one of whom was educated at a public school, apparently *didn't* know what it meant.
@@decodolly1535And the average person thinks he's smarter than the average person. Pretty sure even those with english as their first language had to google the fk out of excrescence anyway. Just use simple words if you have to get a point across.
Who would have thought three middle-aged men sitting around in the middle of a crowded studio talking vaguely about motoring would achieve such *glory*
Always regardless of what people think of them in other ways like say Jeremy being controversial ha ha and pissing certain people off which I admire actually. Where I am leading too is the sheer chemistry these men have together. More shows on tv would be more entertaining if they used these men as a template to create other shows I feel. For me there is a big raft of tv shows that have people I can't relate to or care about. These three are always funny silly and entertaining all in one. That is surprisingly rare in the modern tv climate I feel.
I'm sorry to be so blunt, Farhan, but it means 'very small, floppy penis'. Jeremy's making fun of the fact that any guy who needs such a long and important-sounding job description must be trying to compensate for something. Kinda like mucho macho men too scared to be seen driving an old-school Mini or Fiat 500... ;-)
Hi there, Im Francois Bancon, the General Manager, Exploratory and Advanced Planning Department, Product Strategy and Product Planning Division, Nissan Motor Company Limited. Nice to meet you!
8:46 Yeah right, a French car that does something based on electrics/electronics... Pull the other one mate. * Information Based on an electrically faulty Peugeot, Citroen, another Peugeot a Renault and now another Peugeot. Yes I did learn my lesson eventually, no I won't buy another French car ever again.
21:20 all jokes aside I feel like companies lack a general understanding of like.. most things. "We think almost everyone will live in a city in few years" except urban sprawl etc would kind of make that impossible...?
Urban sprawl... which is, cities getting bigger... is going to make it impossible for more people to... live in cities? Yeah, not following that one. I mean, nobody's saying they're going to live downtown next to the Tower and that stupid Ferris wheel, but if it's built up and has lots of people and no cornfields then it _is_ the city.
Haha the comments from Jermey around 12:06 in hindsight about "making carbon free energy somehow" got a lol from me. Hindsight is 20/20 I make all of my electricity from the solar on my house and we drive our electric vehicles from the energy we produce. Yup seems real magical... and no fluffy bunnies were hurt making it!
Solar panels made out of silicon. Creating it really harmful to the environment. Then the battery which is lithium ion which is also very much harmful.
This shows us just how much cars a technology evolved in a few years. They made jokes about electric cars and flying cars, they thought it would never happen and yet, a few years later and they were able to find out how wrong they were about human ingenuity and capability. It is funny.
@@ercopi9534 Not only is the Lithium a toxic waste,the procuring is almost as damaging. My medical electric scooter is powered by Lithium batteries which do tend to start fires in cars.I love my scooter but imagine my delight in knowing it may put me in hospital for far worse than the natural causes which put me in it. 🤔 As the wind turbine constructions can never supplant sufficient power for the national grid as does clean Coal, we in Australia are facing power bills beyond affordability for most pensioners in the upcoming Winter at the same time as our Communist leaning Government close down our power stations and sells our coal toChina and smaller undeveloped countries. By the way,turbines only last 20 years and then have to be replaced. More digging,more TOXINS.!!
"can i just say..." - "probably not"
that is one of the best lines ever
The best line is
What’s worse than LEGO to stand on?
*james* a landmine
The mobility scooter thing is actually outrageous. I cant get over that.
Nor can he…
@@bob_the_bomb4508 💀
@@2smokeHennerz I’m here till Thursday, try the veal!
It really drives me crazy.
I think the magistrate should be given a medieval punishment for treating that innocent disabled man like that.
You can tell these three guys are true friends: no matter what happens to them, be it a vehicle accident or getting sick, they will always, ALWAYS kick each other when they're down :D
Yeah but when it comes to something serious they both quit their job to support Jezza without thinking twice.
@@ozmobozo The two are not mutually exclusive.
I only consider two people in my life true friends. Both of them I ridicule when things are serious and stand by when things are tragic.
@@ozmobozo The funny part about this all, they all 3 despise eachother. Hammond and May combined owned 35% of Top Gear, Clarkson owned 44% of Top Gear, and the BBC owned only 11%. Hammond and May didn't quit their jobs, they took their show elsewhere. The BBC had to buy Jeremy Clarkson's 44% of ownership from him in order to Fire him. It cost the BBC millions of pounds to fire Clarkson.
Facts - laugh first then ask questions
bruh i think james may said their only aquintances
"Hear no evil, see no evil."
Sorry to be that person but the likes is at 69
@@akila527 Was...
..."do no evil"
@@samdherring "speak no evil"
@@siriusvittorio2099 I mean, that's what Jeremy was, at the time. Hear no evil would've been an ear infection, or at least waxy build-up.
2:01 holy crap the show is SO much quieter when Jeremy lost his voice
Never noticed how much louder he is than the other two.
Big ol voice...
Might be cause the audience is trying to listen closer too
@@arnehurnik The two calls him "orangutan" for a reason
Holy crap I've missed old Top Gear! Thanks heaps for posting these out-takes.
they are not outtakes, they were broadcast on top gear, in order for them to be outtakes they do not make it to the show
@@MadhouseGaming then why are they labelled as "news outtakes" in the title?
@@joeprinsen1717 its simple to figure out, they named it outtakes so it draws people to watch as they will think they haven't been aired on the tv show which they have, it's a fake name to get more views which then makes them more money
@@MadhouseGaming way to thumbs up your own comment..
@@joeprinsen1717 I liked my comment so I gave it the thumbs up, not keen on yours so gave it thr thumb down
18:42 Not even Boris Johnson knows what Boris Johnson's blithering on about 😂
2 years later this still applies 😅
this aged well 😂
Business as usual then.
TONIGHT:
Richard has leprosy,
James has a tumor in his eyeball,
And I can’t speak.
22:04 It’s convenient that the whole population of Britain can fit in that one room.
The whole of the population that matters
😆
Why would we want to be anywhere else??
Dont you wish for these guys to never get old and entertain us forever :)
The first one reminds of Germany. You go by bike after you had a few drinks, and if you had a few too many, you can loose your drivers license even though you are on a bike. You could push it or go by foot entirely, that would be okay, but if you ride your bike, it is possible to loose your drivers license. However, after that you are still allowed to use your bike.
Funny thing is also, that you can get prevented from getting a license in the first place if you had been riding your bike drunk.
Same in Austria….. Probably all over Europe.
lose*
Learn the difference.
@@Anvilshock ESL
that's retarded lol
So funny
I never get tired of these guys
It's been more than a decade
2:48 LOL we'll do it with friendship and a spoon
That Indian guy had mad skills.
No technical skills though.
“What's that?"
"That's Jeremy Clarkson, rotting"
that one girl looked so pissed off XD
Prolly a snowflake.
I love it
I could listen to this guys tear into one another all day 😂
I keep re-watching these TG highlight collections. Such wonderful TV. I was in the pub yesterday having a pint and a Sunday roast and the latest episode of the current TG was on. God it was awful. Young guys with muscles and beards and/or shaved heads giving each other the bro' treatment, talking bollocks and laughing at each other's dreary remarks. I know I'm an old git, but it really was tripe.
I'm a youngish git (about to turn 32) and I'm completely with you. What a waste of a television show Flop Gear is - glad it's seemingly dying right now! (well wishes to Freddie Flintoff all the same)
Trust bro even for me it's soulless
4:31 look at the woman to the left of James
1:37 damn that dude who didn't get parole listened to this advice
Thanks for the video...cant wait for season 3 of Grand Tour.
Richard going through what the woman cod be other than pretty is fucking hilarious. I love these 3 guys together. Top gear is best series ever during their run.
Over many weeks now, mainly weekends, I've been watching all series of this Top Gear from beginning to end on BBC iplayer. I finished the last one today, sadly. R.I.P.
Wow! Clips I actually haven't seen!! Nicely done
richard is properly funny!😂 underrated
If you watch the top gear news, you'll notice that richard initiates most of the jokes
The first "news" is also here in germany: When you ride your bike drunken and the police controls you, you lose your license for a month. But you are still allowed to ride your bike.
Thanks for posting longer snippets!
Dang, that blonde lady wasn't having it 😂
She was embarrassed and pissed off. I wonder what happened afterwards.
who cares she’s a woman I laughed so hard when he asked her to spit in his mouth
Let's be honest: That joke was quite hard core for the show and I'd be immensely surprised if she reacted "the way we would both like" ;)
@@earlofsmegWe all know how that works. I bet she could suck a golf ball trough a garden hose...or 3 hoses at the same time.
I love it whenever Jezza overreacts to there being good news
James: Hey. Good news!
Jeremy: NANI!? *Falls off his seat*
IS IT THE DACIA SANDERO??? XDDD
*Fist of the North Star sounds ensue*
Sorry, you opened the gate on that one.
_Good news, everyone!_
WOT
5:52 Jeremy is a lucky man
Man clarkson is sharp xdd
"Britain is now the worst country in the world." If only you knew, Jeremy...
Draven Barger :v it's far from the worst
He does know, just not allowed to say it on TV lol.
Shadman Sudipto good one that’ll stop you gettin arrested
its a terrifble country, i love hate living here
As an American, this has aged like a fine bourbon
"Ysed to just get mushrooms, but now you get- (starts laughing)"
You watched the video too?
I didn't even know what he was about to say, but I started laughing too
Trying to eat your dinner when there is bits falling off James eye....
Craig Morgan, it goes great with cheesy spaghetti 🍝
There are bits not there is.
When Jeremy says 'super' and the cut to a soundtrack of laughing
loved this edition of Sick Gear lmao seriously what the hell happened with those two?
Hahahaa!!
Hard day
Wifes asleep and this gem of a vid made me laugh. Thanks!!! Have a good one!
As an electronics Engineer, you are 100% right.
"What does angry smell like?"
Well, I don't know about humans, but it smells like bananas if bees get angry.
20:32 the same people that made the R34 Skyline made a bubble on wheels it looks like something from Dr Suess
You are talking about the Japanese dude 😅
The bit at the beginning about drink driving - it is the same on our country. If you are busted drink driving a bicycle, you loose your car driving license, but obviously you can still drive the bicycle, cause there is no official bicycle driving licenses.
What does angry smell like? XD😂
Angry smells like my wife's perfume when I top-deck the toilet.
(Top-decking is taking a shit in the cistern so it comes out when they flush).
Right.....
Peter Holland, good one Pete, you're cutting wit has sure put me in my place.
DrDemonHD ooooh..
Fire
I like how Richard makes a poke at Jeremy (5:20) and Jeremy deflects to the silent James and then they both just roast him.
_Justice for James May!_
"It's not going to be spit, but it'll do the trick" lol
12:40 - "Can you do it" almost killed me. It's so low-key yet fucking destructive!
Hammond is flipin hilarious. Roasting them both
The first clip where they talked about the disabled guy was perfect how do they give him a DUI for "walking"
I don't drink much. I want to drink in a pub with Richard. Jeremy and James have to be invited obviously. It would be one of the best nights ever to be always remembered.......
Alan ,That would be the last time you could say I never drink much.🤣🤣🤣🤣🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺
I had to look up excresences, and it's basically the thing growing out of May's face on the previous segment.
We need more !
These guys are true legends.
"As ugly as a battered housewife" - Clarkson. Brutal :)
An *excrescence* is either a distinct outgrowth on a body, resulting from abnormality, *or* an unattractive or superfluous object or feature.
Perfectly good English word.
it may be perfectly real and good, but contextually sensical it was not. Leave it to a former writer to be such a word nerd to use an obscure and complicated word out of the blue when communicating with the average people that make up the general public.
@@moogle68 I'm an average person and went to a bog-standard comprehensive - I understood excrescence as soon as I heard it. What surprised me was that three people who have all worked in journalism, and one of whom was educated at a public school, apparently *didn't* know what it meant.
@@decodolly1535And the average person thinks he's smarter than the average person. Pretty sure even those with english as their first language had to google the fk out of excrescence anyway. Just use simple words if you have to get a point across.
Who would have thought three middle-aged men sitting around in the middle of a crowded studio talking vaguely about motoring would achieve such *glory*
In Germany you can lose you license for being drunk while cycling. Drinking and driving isn’t just limited to cars, but to ANY vehicle.
Even walking??
@Noel Pytlik LET'S TRY. As Jeremy once said: If someone gets arrested and will pass the next 40 years in prison we will know that
Same here
I am in an electric wheelchair, would my licence also be nicked by the coppers?
Made fish out of bread? Damn, the legend grows!
Excrescence is a growth on a body, like that thing growing on James’ eye squirting juice everywhere.
That unbottened girl regretted her decision to come to the show 😂
Always regardless of what people think of them in other ways like say Jeremy being controversial ha ha and pissing certain people off which I admire actually. Where I am leading too is the sheer chemistry these men have together. More shows on tv would be more entertaining if they used these men as a template to create other shows I feel. For me there is a big raft of tv shows that have people I can't relate to or care about. These three are always funny silly and entertaining all in one. That is surprisingly rare in the modern tv climate I feel.
9:33 So in (rather unfortunate) news… does that mean Hammond is gonna play Phil Collins music in his car? Oh wait… he HATES Genesis 🤔😅
19:01 "Boris what you've done there mate is slip into Latin" 😂😂
i love how half of this video is from the same outtake
When u can still do a bangin' episode of car tv when you're all having the worst week of your dang life
"Britain is absolutely the worst country in the world", it got so much worse since then.
Distracting?!
Not that he’s got a space hopper attached to his eye…… urghhhh 🤣
21:37-21:39 What does that hand sign Clarkson made means?
I'm sorry to be so blunt, Farhan, but it means 'very small, floppy penis'.
Jeremy's making fun of the fact that any guy who needs such a long and important-sounding job description must be trying to compensate for something.
Kinda like mucho macho men too scared to be seen driving an old-school Mini or Fiat 500... ;-)
Hi there, Im Francois Bancon, the General Manager, Exploratory and Advanced Planning Department, Product Strategy and Product Planning Division, Nissan Motor Company Limited. Nice to meet you!
In the U K it isn't a car...In the Netherlands disability scooters are a bit more souped up and can reach 40 mph, and are allowed on the bike lanes.
8:46 Yeah right, a French car that does something based on electrics/electronics... Pull the other one mate.
* Information Based on an electrically faulty Peugeot, Citroen, another Peugeot a Renault and now another Peugeot. Yes I did learn my lesson eventually, no I won't buy another French car ever again.
2:01 my pants felt a little uncomfortable
1:58 this is included in the series isn't it? I still remember this news clip
cus you can't just mock a girl twice for a different take isn't it 12:42
What do you mean?
I miss them so much..
The news section where Jeremy lost his voice is Season 12 Episode 6
*NO BLOB*
Sumair Bawa lmao
when does he say that
@@rust5846 10:33
8:17 Im just joining in with the leprosy thing!
Who exactly was on the photo Jeremy shown to Hammond?
I think this is the best Top Gear clio ever! 😂😂😂🤣
Was that a typo, or do you work for Renault?
1:33 Not anymore.
7:28 What is that creepy voice that came through my left ear. That scared the shit out of me.
21:20 all jokes aside I feel like companies lack a general understanding of like.. most things. "We think almost everyone will live in a city in few years" except urban sprawl etc would kind of make that impossible...?
Urban sprawl... which is, cities getting bigger... is going to make it impossible for more people to... live in cities? Yeah, not following that one.
I mean, nobody's saying they're going to live downtown next to the Tower and that stupid Ferris wheel, but if it's built up and has lots of people and no cornfields then it _is_ the city.
@@JamaicanCastle except urban sprawl also dictates that there will always be those outer limits where it's more countryesque
"with friendship and a spoon."
"We love a bit of boris" No, we never have, and these days, no one does.
Agreed
@@efanuk Our current situation is twats like clarkson and HIGNFY's fault for making the posh clown seem likeable.
@@myrixica4222 nah he only meant that because we all laugh at him. Everyone hates him
As an american he didnt seem bad at the start but holy shit he is bad but we have biden so its much worse
@@efanuk exactly, love meself some boris
Side information in germany you can loose your driving licence for riding your bike while your drunk ... but you can still ride your bike
excrescence - a distinct outgrowth on a body or plant, resulting from disease or abnormality
That hummer looks like something whistlin diesel would do
The cough was a cold back then who new and I miss crowds of people. Been together having fun ♥️🎄🌲
4:01 Richard Hammond's biggest L of all time. he interrupts May for so long that he doesn't even think it's funny anymore
5:12. Speaking as a happy resident of Powys, I resent that remark! But there are few Nissans I would buy whatever they were called....
1:07 - James may is completely correct.
James: Oh good news! ……
Jeremy: 😳👁️👄👁️👀👁️👄👁️👀
James: 😐😕
💀
That blond is cute, though.
dabber86 not as cute as uncle Henry hes packing a 4 inch wiener
5:53 Hope this helps
I'd let her spit in my mouth
15:04 my parents: well-
Can anybody out there tell me how I can find the episode of the tank / war ship where Hammond, May and Clarkston try to blow each other up?
Just realised they pronounce Nissan as Nissin. 1 is a car company. 1 is a noodle company.
Lol James with His Dacia Sandro
6:17 i can see one of em
@10:30 LOOK! THERE! NO BLOB! God Bless James...
The mobility scooter thing, the reason the man says it’s fair enough is because he can just keep doing it and they’ll never take his scooter away
Haha the comments from Jermey around 12:06 in hindsight about "making carbon free energy somehow" got a lol from me. Hindsight is 20/20 I make all of my electricity from the solar on my house and we drive our electric vehicles from the energy we produce. Yup seems real magical... and no fluffy bunnies were hurt making it!
The batteries in your electric vehicle were made how?
Solar panels made out of silicon. Creating it really harmful to the environment. Then the battery which is lithium ion which is also very much harmful.
The Thumbnail: "Car Aliens"
In Germany, you can get your licence taken away if you ride a bike while drunk
This shows us just how much cars a technology evolved in a few years. They made jokes about electric cars and flying cars, they thought it would never happen and yet, a few years later and they were able to find out how wrong they were about human ingenuity and capability. It is funny.
He got one thing right tho. Producing batteries for electric vehicles is still a messy business.
@@ercopi9534 Not only is the Lithium a toxic waste,the procuring is almost as damaging. My medical electric scooter is powered by Lithium batteries which do tend to start fires in cars.I love my scooter but imagine my delight in knowing it may put me in hospital for far worse than the natural causes which put me in it. 🤔 As the wind turbine constructions can never supplant sufficient power for the national grid as does clean Coal, we in Australia are facing power bills beyond affordability for most pensioners in the upcoming Winter at the same time as our Communist leaning Government close down our power stations and sells our coal toChina and smaller undeveloped countries. By the way,turbines only last 20 years and then have to be replaced. More digging,more TOXINS.!!