Check your Privilege

[@stephenskinner7207]

"I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY" I love how he says that like it somehow makes it better.

[@coltonwilliams4153]

Well, it means that he doesn’t discriminate.

[@crazyredhead4968]

Hey it's equality doesn't mean he has to like anyone

[@LadislausKallig]

It makes

[@umjammerlammy9993]

Like he makes certain to get equal racism in for everyone with deliberate and thoughtful care

[@thesovietsage6688]

Male Feminist Confirmed...
Quick Someone !, Get a Feminist Tear's Mug incase He Reply's To Me.

[@logankatz21]

the best part "and there is no one alive who can comprehend my sexual preference"

[@LuciusC]

Challenge accepted.

[@eonsinfinity534]

Skarn22 challenge failed.

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

Well he was kinda wrong about that. Unless the Queen of England has been undead the whole time.

[@gratuitouslurking8610]

Well when you live for a few centuries, you gotta get some Slaanesh-level perversions laying about around the place.

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

Him to the Ottomans "They had it coming."

[@wrath2509]

well at least Alucard believes in equality

[@Lny_Forner]

prejudice equality

[@silhouette_a]

Christopher Frencham still.... equality

[@isabellatiburcio6535]

Christopher Frencham yes evertone gets shit

[@gratuitouslurking8610]

"...I HATE *EVERYONE* EQUALLY!!!" still counts as equality at least.

[@mortvald]

I don't

[@miep3934]

Alucard is living the dream.
He got to punch tumblr in the face, while having the moral high ground.

[@belafeldbusch3397]

The thought alone of being able to do this, makes me smile

[@Ceriu]

felt more like twitter...nah ok both...facebook too

[@belafeldbusch3397]

@@Ceriu my statement is still valid

[@idontthinktheysawthatcomin6792]

It’s tumblr. You don’t need that much of a high ground.

[@Bogglemanify]

@@idontthinktheysawthatcomin6792 You could be at the bottom of the ocean and still have the high ground.

[@Esoteric_Loonaism]

"The funny thing is, in any other circumstance, you might had have a point there. Except my boss is a woman, I was a chick in the 40's, I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY, AND THERE'S NO ONE ALIVE that can comprehend my sexual preference. So in other words Ms. Vanwinkle CH-CH-CH-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!!!" - Alucard 2013

[@misanthropicisolation4013]

You were so close, and yet...
*NO ONE
*can
*Alucard

[@spoonlegends5875]

"The funny thing is, in any other circumstance, you might had have a point there. Except my boss is a woman, I was a chick in the 40's, I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY, AND THERE'S NO ONE ALIVE that can comprehend my sexual preference. So in other words Ms. Vanwinkle CH-CH-CH-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!!!" - Alucard 2013 (edited)

[@Esoteric_Loonaism]

@@misanthropicisolation4013 after 5 years, I finally fixed it lmfao

[@briangruenewald7536]

“The funny thing is, in any other circumstance, you might have had a point there… except my boss is a woman, I was a chick in the 40’s, I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY, and there’s NO ONE ALIVE who could comprehend my sexual preference. So, in other words, Ms. Vanwinkle… *CH-CH-CH-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!* “

[@lightblazer1586]

Ms. Vanwinkle what are-
What? You haven't heard about the new sensation sweeping the nation?
Bitches love cannons

[@seraslain962]

"I hate everyone equally"
Some days I relate to Alucard.

[@BuriedFlame]

It's practically a mantra in retail hell.

[@bob74h67]

Sounds like me

[@dayhel2367]

I mean ya can't be racist if you kill everyone.

[@Dark_Peace]

My graphic novel's mc litteraly says that when she's called out by her friend for beating up the minority guy who attacked her XD

[@FSGTACHANKA]

@@BuriedFlame how bad is retail

[@razordotexe7136]

it seems you activated my ALU-CARD

[@the_starfather4672]

Wrong scene, but good joke

[@KrimzonFlygon1]

"I don't have to take this from you!"
She...she genuinely has no clue what's happening, does she?

[@belafeldbusch3397]

She didn’t hear about the Sensation Sweeping the Nation

[@lordgaroro]

@@belafeldbusch3397 bitches love cannons

[@PhoenixT70]

I mean, she's _literally_ a Feminazi. What can you expect, really?

[@TheDaiTenguofFuji]

@@PhoenixT70 ...damn, years later and I can't believe I never realized that was the joke. I only associated the tumblrisms as just a general plague.

[@justarandombluebird8222]

@@belafeldbusch3397 b!t€hes love _C A N N O N_

[@MegaDrainProductions]

The first time he gets hit and says, "ow" is the funniest part to me.

[@mikeratomn3475]

It's just so casual it's Hilarious

[@SixteenthSine20]

“Ooooh”

[@GrandmasterBlueberrryIce]

Ow. Ooh.

[@superpaytonmars8852]

It's like he's just stubbing his toe.😂

[@SubduedRadical]

It's like later on before he meets God:
"This is the worst pain...I have ever felt.
Cool.
It gets worse!"

[@SpecAgentChris1]

"Haven't you heard the new sensation sweeping the nation? Bitches love cannons"

[@guyonatricycle2550]

"I'm sorry, I like to dirty talk when someone's sucking my dick"

[@nickstrong6605]

i'm trying to have a serious conversation here.

[@ultimatex8172]

oh shit that's an anti-tank rifle.
OH SHIT THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!

[@dorkfish1275]

"i don't know whats funnier, you strawmanned into helping us, or the fact its obvious you haven't seen what I've done to the statue of big J~"

[@apexberserker3057]

*scream in distance*

[@callmev3531]

My favorite aspect of the scene is the use Trent Reznor’s rendition of “In The Hall Of The Mountain King”.

[@jskaisel]

I've seen this same scene many times... And I've just realised 👀👌

[@codyschuppert4984]

“There’s no one alive who can comprehend my sexual preference” so many questions yet so little time

[@organicsatanic]

that line is such a mood

[@jadenwalker2052]

I read the last bit of that comment in Ze Major's voice..

[@lokitheacrocanthosaurus8240]

I think he means he's attracted to all genders.

[@MSCDonkeyKong]

​@@lokitheacrocanthosaurus8240 sort of? but if it was that straightforward, he wouldn't have said that nobody alive could comprehend it.
it's implying he has a fetish that literally nobody would be able to understand.

[@warlynx5644]

@@MSCDonkeyKongI mean, being told “you were right” seems to set him off

[@Sailor1088]

"My bosss is a woman
I was a chick in the 40's
I hate everyone equally
and theres no one alive who can comprehend my sexual Prefrence"
So in other words Mrs Rip Van Wrikle, C-c-check your priviliage!!"

[@YuubiTimberwolf]

+amy wellman *slow claps*
Wonderful ma friend, just wonderful. This words are pure gold.

[@Sailor1088]

+Yuubi Timberwolf Thank you.. that part is my favorite

[@ezekieljohnson8345]

+amy wellman check your* privilege

[@Sailor1088]

+Ezekiel Johnson whoops.. lol

[@ezekieljohnson8345]

XD

[@jaztempest0961]

In the actual version all those things are true. "In any other circumstance you might have had a point there, except my boss is a woman, I was a chick in the 40s, I hate everyone equally, and there is no one alive who can comprehend my sexual preference."

[@olivinator]

sorry for the late response, but yeah, his boss, ser integra fairbrooks wingate hellsing, is a woman; he was a chick, specifically a little girl, during WW2; he is pretty chill but pretty much willing to kill anyone and everyone if it serves a purpose; and he's an immortal vampire who has no true form, can be whomever he wants to, and has several armies worth of souls within him.

[@thelegendaryascendingdrago4428]

"So in other words, Miss Van Winkle... CH-CH-CH-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!"

[@tilaNmanx]

I love Alucard's passive "Oww"s and "Oof"s.

[@wonkyfug]

He's been through everybody and everything, which is why there's no one alive who can make him say daddy.

[@professorbland]

A MAAAAAAAAAAZING
"no one in this world can comprehend my sexual preference."

[@ZealotOfSteal]

"no one *alive*..." not "in this world"

[@FullmetalHeart20]

There are so many disturbing implications in that wording.
On second thought...nope. Just the one.

[@lokitheacrocanthosaurus8240]

I think he means he's attracted to all genders.

[@user-qz7nd8iz9d]

@@lokitheacrocanthosaurus8240
Aluacrd - If there’s a hole there’s a goal

[@lokitheacrocanthosaurus8240]

@@user-qz7nd8iz9d Yell yeah brother!

[@myspot8579]

I didn’t realize until episode 10 that when he said, “I hate everyone equally,” he especially included himself!

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

Which might be the only untruth of this statement since, judging by the finale, more than anyone else he almost assuredly hates himself the most

[@Deathanizor]

Did he say he was "a chick in the 40s" ???

[@seakladoom]

In the 1940's Alucard's current reincarnation was female

[@crackheadwizardmanthethird6461]

Pikachu duid you know alucard is Dracula backwards? When I found this out I was like oh shit! That guy is Vlad the impaler!

[@dreamshooter90]

Lord Khaos The Dark Really?

[@crackheadwizardmanthethird6461]

Sarcasm isn't really needed here

[@Deathanizor]

Lord Khaos The Dark I didn't know that Dracula = Alucard. Thank you for teaching me something.

[@Saroi777]

Thank you Alucard...Thank you so much

[@-avalon-9440]

"...and there is no one alive who can comprehend my sexual preference."
-Alucard
No one *alive*
Alucard has suffered the loss of a loved one, to think a person once understood his sexual preferences...

[@furionmax7824]

And that person was used to spawn the entire Nazi army he and the Hellsing organization killed throughout the entire series. Hard to believe he once had a lover. All things considered

[@kiritotheabridgedgod4178]

I mean, it could also have been a reference to Skullfucking, but I prefer your interpretation.

[@lokitheacrocanthosaurus8240]

I think he means he's attracted to all genders.

[@Ardorstorm]

@@lokitheacrocanthosaurus8240 You would be either wrong or dead, because there's no one alive who could comprehend his sexual preference.

[@user-qz7nd8iz9d]

I mean who knows mabey it was mina harker?

[@data5023]

9 seconds as he smiles.
Just realized it was the sound a pokeball makes when it opens.

[@Elizabeth-ll4tt]

He also says "nom" when he catches the bullet.

[@Darth_Bateman]

OOOOOoooooooooh, I get it now, she's Tumblr!

[@ICaImI]

+Mei Ki THERE'S A GOOD SIDE?!?!?!?! never heard about that.

[@alexk7880]

Hype M4N or just feminists.

[@rameball]

@@ICaImI you sure there is a good side theirs the pornside including CHILDPORN. The parts of tumblr that tell people to commit suicide or the feminist side which incorporate all of the so in other words miss caim *C-C-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!!!!*

[@ICaImI]

@@rameball what the actual fuck are you on about? o.O

[@beegpappa7900]

@@ICaImI he's saying there is no good side

[@frogeth]

"Ow."

[@Ava.G17x]

"Ooo"

[@misanthropicisolation4013]

I read that "Ooo" in a lewd voice.

[@Jamushu]

@@misanthropicisolation4013 Knowing Alucard, it very well *could have* been lewd.

[@iwillzpwnu5686]

*Rip Van Wrinkle* = _Anita Sarkeesian_
*Alucard*= _Everyone in the internet_

[@ezekieljohnson8345]

there is no one "in" the Internet

[@LeAndre_McCoy]

+Ezekiel Johnson uh...yes there are. did you not see _The Matrix_?

[@BlazingMagpie]

Surprisingly accurate, especially sexual preference part.

[@juliusmoe-nstar8942]

The liar Sarkeesian... it sickens me to utter her name.... she shames her familly name like adolf did with his

[@mustang4636]

Iwillzpwnu Who is Anita Sarkeesian?

[@LostInPhilly89]

I love how Alucard says "ow" so nonchalantly in the beginning. :-D

[@gregormcscrungus9727]

This is literally Twitter vs 4chan

[@kiritotheabridgedgod4178]

Nah, it's tumblr vs 4chan.

[@gregormcscrungus9727]

@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 The woke crowd is mostly on Twitter nowadays.

[@AffyMoon]

Rip van winkle is definitely twitter but honestly I don't think there's really a site that describes Alucard lol. Alucard is a chaotic bastard but he's also got some self awareness. 4 chan tho...

[@mystrenula3911]

​@@AffyMoon some parts of 4chan are depressingly self aware

[@khfan4life365]

“I hate everyone equally.” I knew I liked tfs Alucard for some reason. 🤣

[@choconatic]

(HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING INTENSIFIES)

[@yuvalhuck1]

*Savatage internally*

[@insertstupidusernamehere2888]

Actually, what remix is it? I've been trying to find it, but didn't find it yet. How is it called?

[@gamezilla1131]

th-cam.com/video/cD8EPdn5Ctg/w-d-xo.html

[@mr.shepherd_1776]

Applying logic and common sense through the form of a fist.

[@misanthropicisolation4013]

We call that beating common sense into dumb asses

[@TheydyGodiva]

Just about summarizes every tumblr argument.

[@SenoraKitty]

JFC I just came from Tumblr to watch this thinking the same thing!

[@lumberluc]

"My Boss is a woman, I was a chick in the 40s, and no one can comprehend my sexual preference."
Nice come back. It's why I watch these.

[@alexanderstilianov]

*Rip van Winkle* - _Anita Sarkeesian_
*Alucard* - _the Internet/common sense_

[@generaljimmies3429]

+Alex Just common sense, the internet is usually the last place you'll find it.

[@JohnSmith-qv9nw]

+General Jimmies But, it might be easier to remove common sense, simply to fit the 'And no one alive can comprehend my sexual preference!'

[@generaljimmies3429]

John Smith ..........................the sad thing is I can't dispute that :'(

[@herbertmoon9965]

+General Jimmies sad but funny

[@Hard_Boiled_Entertainment]

Except maybe Wikipedia: Annie's article reads like it was written by a lackey of hers, painting her as The Victim. So much for feminist empowerment, but whatever....

[@ltcrescent4011]

'There is no one alive that could comprehend my sexual preference' bruh why does that sound like a threat 😂

[@sliphstream4927]

Alucard's fists are rated E for Everyone

[@FromMyPerspectPhoto]

I officially declare Alucard to be the poster man for anti-feminism.

[@mremblem9687]

Michael Maddox anti-feminazisme

[@noahdaglio9362]

Alucard's more of a feminist then abridged Van-Winkle

[@selinguven3115]

@@noahdaglio9362 no no hes not

[@IsaiahINRI]

@@noahdaglio9362 hes more of an egalitarian

[@rahl163]

He does say if it were anyone else you might have a point.

[@thedemonhater7748]

So rip van winkle is Anita sarkeesian, and alucard is the entire fucking internet I presume?

[@dorkfish1275]

no actually its a reference to a german play called Der Freischütz, in it, a person named Kaspar gets slain and devoured by Zamiel the black manhunter, rip van winkle is very much like kaspar in personality and weapon choice, and alucard is rip van winkle's Zamiel.

[@darthcloakedguy9726]

No, because he ACTUALLY gets to punch her in the face, rather than just fantasizing.

[@halifaxsteppenwulf7980]

Thank you, Based Alucard.

[@thibaud1330]

Ch-ch-check your privilege !!

[@animegx45]

Possibly the most politically correct person is a sociopathic, murderous, and eccentric vampire god with a body count surpassed only by the entirety of the original WWII Nazi's.
Progress?

[@crazyredhead4968]

Nah alucard has a way bigger body count then the Nazis

[@kabukiblooki]

@@crazyredhead4968 no he don't
2 million(ish) vs 11 mil so nope.

[@crazyredhead4968]

@@kabukiblooki oh I was thinking case of how many people he killed alive and how many he killed dead. And I'm counting the undead

[@kabukiblooki]

@@crazyredhead4968 ah that's fair,but eating souls don't count as killing them I feel,alu bassically only ate the dead peeps
Because even with that I don't think it passes but I might just be retarded.

[@crazyredhead4968]

@@kabukiblooki I mean I am retarded not a joke. So your just dumb 😜 but really I think he gets the souls wean he drinks all of there blood. So the dandy man is in him somewhere

[@TotalTech2.]

This is more relevant today than ever before

[@dootdoot4476]

*Rip Van Winkle* = Brie Larson
*Alucard* = The internet

[@TyrantsRemedy]

Who would be vic tho?I was thinking pre-betrayal walter or maybe our queen of the wonderful hellsing organization

[@Baconbomber123]

Tumblr - Rip Van Winkle
4chan - Alucard

[@instantlydown9568]

True

[@matthewohara5346]

Well 4chan or reddit

[@BananaChicken21]

@@matthewohara5346 Definitely 4chan. Reddit’s pretty much become Tumblr Lite

[@redbasher636]

Press 9 for "CHECK YOUR PRIVLEDGE!"

[@Yeti547]

James Ice 9

[@cinderfox5217]

9

[@kumagawamisogi1968]

999999999999

[@alucardofhellsing5984]

9

[@Wixolixo]

9

[@megabuu761]

"My boss is a woman.I was a chick inthe 40's.And the is no one alive who can comprehend my sexual preference."

[@cplatkins5573]

"I hate everyone equally"

[@megabuu761]

Thank and dang it how doo I forget my favorite line in the whole series

[@xyainsparta8171]

This is how i think the JRR Tolkien fans feel about rings of power.

[@hotnessgaming1396]

This came out over four years ago and I just love that it gets more relevant with time. I swear 2016 and 17 man..

[@dutchvanderlinde4713]

This video was way ahead of time

[@Anglomachian]

Haaaaaaa.
Femenazi. I get it.

[@AdoGangstaBlitzThugPn]

my ultimate catch phrase when beating bosses in video games^^

[@thecabbagepatchlord9276]

Tumblr in a fucking nutshell

[@buckeyeinblack]

TheLazedSloth More like 4chan vs Tumblr in a nutshell.

[@soulsemblance3163]

TheCabbagePatchLord what is it about Tumblr Please explain

[@Kirb0TheConsumer]

Alucard is literally the personification of “equal rights equal fights”

[@oliviadoyle3623]

Why do vampires always think they can beat alucard, he dracula, the Prince of Darkness; the no life king yada, yada, yada, I mean come on!

[@Roost-xr3lc]

I would love a series where one of the overly cocky antagonists is like "Oh yeah, this guy ain't shit" and when they finally meet them, not even fight them, they just go "NOPE!!! FUCK THIS, THIS IS WAY ABOVE MY PAY GRADE!!!".

[@TehLiveRs]

"The funny thing is, in any other circumstance, you might have had a point there. Except my boss is a woman, I was a chick in the 40's, I hate everyone equally, and there's no one alive who could comprehend my sexual preference. So in oother words, Miss van Winkle, ch-ch-ch-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE."

[@trickst4r777]

"When your so screwed and your privilege is as low as your IQ." -Me

[@psychochiken4111]

I eagerly await the day I can use Alucard's line here in real life.

[@vinzo0913]

I love the touch of the bored "ow"s while she was busy trying to make a point

[@guthrienielsen6184]

shrek your privilege more like

[@VampireA1056]

"I was a chick in the 40s"
Excuse me what??

[@RazorStormInc]

Yeah, late reply; but he literally fought the Nazis as a small, flat-chested woman. On some OG Norse mythology Loki genderbending shit.

[@VampireA1056]

@@RazorStormInc so basically Alucard is Trans

[@RazorStormInc]

@@VampireA1056 No, it's more easy to call Alucard an "it" because he has transcended to a plane of power where he can be literally whatever he wants.
I think the modern term would be "genderfluid", but that's not really my scene, so...
Edit: And I don't mean in the traditional sense, he turned into an actual woman then turned back to an actual man.

[@furionmax7824]

@@RazorStormInc maybe gender neutral or hermaphroditic might be more accurate?

[@RazorStormInc]

@@furionmax7824 Not really. Especially not hermaphroditic. He used some magic vampire fuckery to make the transition. Vagina acquired, no surgery required. Then, after the war, he just changed back. He's literally a shapeshifter.

[@TemplarBlonic]

A shame that TFS probably wouldn’t have the boldness to make this joke today.
KaiserNeko, maybe. That dude pushes the envelope in the best ways.

[@LilBlueBastard]

"ow"
“ooo" best pain sounds ever

[@alienlordgamin5339]

Multiple years later, and this is still funny

[@li-limandragon9287]

Imagine being called racist by a literal Nazi

[@maartenisdrowning6628]

"there is no one alive who could comprehend my sexuality" same, 1000% same

[@lokitheacrocanthosaurus8240]

I think he means he's attracted to all genders. Honestly same.

[@yammoto148]

@@lokitheacrocanthosaurus8240 No he means that anyone that could comprehend his desires they are dead now. Hence the emphasis on no one alive. Or he could just have a murder kink who knows eyyy.

[@AlucardsSon]

I don't know why, but the way that Alucard said ow in the beginning is so fucking funny

[@DereC519]

Your video will make a fine addition to my "TH-cam algorithm strikes again" collection

[@WolfFireheart]

I really liked Rip in the OVA.
While this version of her is funny, it does kinda "hurt" :p
In the OVA, she seems to be the only one that grasps Alucards powers before he beats the crap out of her and eats her,, her everything.
But she still gave it her all, because that was her job.
Also, she sings beautifully.

[@szazel7087]

Girlycard had a manly voice... XD

[@TheWarmachine375]

I wonder if Team Four Star keeps Abridged!Alucard's voice in Girlycard form like in the original.

[@eren34558]

@@TheWarmachine375 , we had a small moment of woman voice.

[@benjaminkasson2587]

Anytime I see a clip, I must then rewatch the episode, and then the whole series.

[@khfan4life365]

“I hate everyone equally.” Did Alucard work in customer service too at one point?

[@blooperfinal3622]

I do not doubt it

[@ahmasijoseph1996]

So, I'm in college taking a US culture and social history class, and the running joke is "...and then Europeans came and fuck shit up for everyone else.", We were talking about how America was the golden goose for Britain due to the vast amount of resources and then some said our inside joke. The girl who only showed up for exams got all huffy about, even though it's a joke and went on a rant about how this happen like 300 years ago...it got uglier when we talked about the origins of the slave trade.

[@cringelord1809]

How to handle feminists, a step by step guide by alucard.

[@dejaypage1575]

Well, when they are psychotic nazi hypocrits.

[@the_dropbear4392]

@@dejaypage1575
So third wave femmenists

[@GorNaKat]

@@dejaypage1575 aren't they?

[@cr820]

Work for a woman, be gender-fluid, hate everyone, and have an incredibly esoteric sexuality?

[@chameleonknight4394]

This is...by far....my FAVORITE scene in the entire series.

[@sumoman7633]

Alucard just anti'd the entire concept of a social justice warrior and their entire organization.

[@jiraiyasensei2433]

When the Feminist thinks she has you against the ropes, but you are prepared to roast her entire life in a sentence

[@Kaizer617]

I think she was referring to Michael Bay.

[@leyrua]

Is anyone else replying this to listen to what happens BEFORE the speech? The monotone in which he says "Ow. Ooh. Ah. Oh." is so funny to me. 😂

[@timeforgottenprince8271]

Alucard: There is no one alive who can comprehend my sexual preference.
Me: Your sexual preference is ... YES!

[@lokitheacrocanthosaurus8240]

I think he means he's attracted to all genders.

[@sharpshooter13ify]

“My boss is a woman, I was a chick in the 40s, I hate everyone equally, and there’s NO ONE ALIVE WHO CAN COMPREHEND MY SEXUAL PREFERENCE.”
Why is he quoting his Facebook profile? Lol

[@zaneofokasis2403]

I'm a fuck mothering vampire I KILLED ALOT OF PEOPLE TO GET THIS TITAL!!!

[@GFY_Meno]

Twitter in a nutshell

[@charlesbarkson]

One of the best "uno reverse card" moments

[@cedricrobertson2893]

the fun thing is, it works against both sjws and antisjws

[@tai_marshal]

Oh, Takahata...such a perfect meme. Then you ended up becoming the very thing you mocked in this video.

[@lloydlandrum3040]

That is indeed true among other TFS members even and fun fact this clip gets used on them when they often go off in a similar wa to Rip Van Winkle when they are wrong on so many accounts time and time again

[@tai_marshal]

@@lloydlandrum3040 No way! That is funny!

[@lloydlandrum3040]

@@tai_marshal Yeak its likily why they are now saying this part of the TFS Hellsing Abridged series did not age well

[@BananaChicken21]

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

[@mr.patriotjol]

Did I just heard Perfect Cells voice?

[@censorsstarve]

One of the best parts of this series in my opinion. This just applies so well to me and i just keep coming back to watch him say it. I also paraphrase the last part commonly to describe my musical preference.

[@dr.badtimes3660]

Alucard just punched out Evil Bayonetta.

[@rameball]

You know when a captain amercia punched hitler alucard punches literal feminazis

[@goodhunter1131]

Average Twitter user vs boomer

[@theyreinmyskin]

"CH-CH-CH-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE"
-Alucard

[@silverbro13]

All of Alucard's fake grunts and oofs were the best part.

[@tut28Angel]

Wait he was a chick in the 40s?
Epic

[@natej1026]

"There is no one alive who can comprehend my sexual preference" This is where I felt connected to Alucard, damn straight.

[@RatedShadowXrd]

So In other words miss Van Winkle
Ch ch ch check your privilege

[@kiritotheabridgedgod4178]

I mean, if it's "damn straight" then surely that sexual preference can be comprehended by pretty much anyone. :P

[@alucard6047]

I'm Morgan Freeman,and i aproove this vídeo.

[@X1_H.E.LL.O.S]

Literally the best way to say your below me

[@justicedunham4088]

I’m pretty sure I can comprehend Alicards sexual preference. It’s power, badassery, and someone willing to command him or challenge him despite any disparity in strength

[@luc.k7736]

nah bitches love cannons

[@lokitheacrocanthosaurus8240]

I think he means he's attracted to all genders.

[@user-pc2yh6oy7h]

This is still funny even 8 years later

[@NostalgicGamerRickOShay]

For a guy who hates everyone equally, he has a love for Anderson.

[@corryjamieson3909]

He has the choice to hate AND love

[@thunderheadedanno3434]

Alucard is the hero America needs

[@thespiritoftheharvestmoon4536]

Is that Onision?

[@Playdattrack]

Damn...shuda used this for my senior quote.__.)

[@vincentsykes]

Ch-ch-ch-check your privilege!

[@frenchiee_96]

no one alive could comprehend my sexual preference.... clearly he hasn't been on Tumblr