Grapplesauce Yeah. Because a vampire approaching half a millennium in age and possessing thousands, if not millions, of souls' worth of power is not more afraid of anything than a mortally obese, fur-clad child molester.
@@PaKePo well according to certain tales Santa Claus is based off of an actual real life Saint by the name of Saint Nicholas of Myra who was fond of giving secret gifts to people. So it wouldn't surprise me if that was the meaning behind the tattoo
@@sithwolf8017 Funnier fact: In Romania(only here as far as i know) kids get presents both on December 6th(Saint Nicholas Day) AND on Christmas. So kids basically have 2 Santas.
I believe he kill Santa for not getting him “The Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird an advance long range Strategic Reconnaissance aircraft capable of Mach 3 at an altitude OF 85,000FT!!!”
Integra: "WHY DID YOU KILL FATHER CHRISTMAS?!" Alucard probably: Oh I'M SORRY an old creepy guy who likes watching children sleep broke into the place I'm supposed to protect. Is that reason enough? Also he ate the last chocolate chip cookie. Integra: So you're telling me you killed the embodiment of the Christmas spirit, OVER A COOKIE Alucard: Well at least I had more reasons to shoot him then I did Archduke Franz Ferdinand. Integra: ALUCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!
Outlaw7263 … OK bad but I got to say there has to be something worse. Maybe on the levels of the Furry Force or the furry Pacalypse videos by Flashgitz?
But we all know the real reason for this. Alucard does not accept someone younger than him both wearing red AND being more loved/hated than him... NO ONE!
Honestly tell me, if you had the power of Allucard... wouldn't you try to do that shit too? I mean seriously there are few ways to be more metal than what he did in that episode. I mean for heaven's sake, after the crash he looked like Satan finishing a stroll through the firepits of hell in the background. You all know you'd try it, admit it.
Movie deadpool or comic deadpool? Comic deadpool can be fun and funny so long as writers don’t fuck it up. As a deadpool fan, movie deadpool is just an insult. All he does is yell “fuck” every five seconds and that’s apparently funny. Not to mention that most of what makes his character funny as well as actually good is nonexistent in the movie. For example in the comic deadpool has 2 extra voices in his head, is actually kind of sad because he knows that he is just a joke mean for our entertainment, is more sad because he actually knows every single bad thing and all the shit he goes to is just entertainment to us (this is all the while still, being normally funny making his character comedic and giving it depth), and he “sleeps around” while still being truly in love with death who he can never be with. In the movies they threw all this out the window, made his “comedy” just him yelling words of profanity (because “oh my fucking god the fucking fuck just fucked my shit up” is hilarious. Not to say profanity isn’t funny, but there has to be something with it. You can’t just say fuck randomly every five seconds for no reason and expect everyone to laugh).
Dashing through the snow In a goat blood covered sleigh Over the hills he goes Laughing all the way *Alucard Laugh* Seras on santas sack Don't breathe into that How fun it is to thow pigeons through the vatican window trailing blood and streamers of black
Matt Schnell probably because a shit ton of effort goes into any amount of animation (even one’s this short) and that’s ignoring the voice acting. There’s already a lot of effort that goes into just the editing, writing, voice acting, and etc of the abridged series (notice the wait between episodes). Considering all of their projects and what we the viewers want, it’s probably just not efficient for this to make a whole lot of this type of stuff (not to say they’ll never do something like this again, but it’s unlikely we’ll ever see it frequently or periodically)
I could see the Valentine’s Day episode. After acquiring Cupid’s bow: “Oh Anderson. I know love is too fun of an emotion for you, but that wild bear over there has had its. Eyes. On. You. So I went ahead and gave it a little pick me up.” Though I guess if your doing an Anderson episode it should be St Patty’s Day so he can shoot Lucky Charms out of a leprechaun.
Can’t be seras, she is a murderhobo Can’t be alucard, he’s everywhere and nowhere, and is also a murderhobo Can’t be Pip, he’s in horny jail inside Seras Can’t be Walter, he wants inside of girlycard Could be Integra, she is in fact a virgin, she hates nazis, but she also gave the finger to the pope. So probably not her either. ...Why was Santa there?
like, in St Patrick's Day, we get a video of Alucard and Anderson hunting and killing leprechauns and everytime they shoot/stab one, they spill out Lucky Charms?
If Integra truly did read his Christmas list, and got everything he wanted, there would be no Catholics, 200 more wars,And the ability to go on a walk whenever he wanted
1:04 WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND Seras' eyes are red, yet she doesn't have her dark matter arm yet... therefore she must have recently consumed blood, hence the eye color change. She also said that Vixen died so SHE must have killed and eaten it!
No, it would be I AM CHRISTMAS, DEFENDER OF GOKU!!!! Dad, you did it again. Oh, sorry Gohan. I AM GOKU, DEFENDER OF HANUKKAH! Uhh, Goku, this guy killed Santa, not... *Krillin turns to Piccolo* Does Hanukkah have a guy? What? You know, a guy. Like santa! No krillin. Hanukkah does not have a guy. Ohh. It seems lioke they shoud. I mean, don't they feel kinda left out? *Piccolo turns and begins to fly away* I'm not doing this. Goku, it's Christmas, not Hanukkah. *Piccolo GTFO's* I AM GOKU, DEFENDER OF CHRISTMAS! Are you guys some kind of traveling comedy routine? If so, you suck. OH GOD IT'S CELL!
Alucard: before you start... Integra: HOLY SHIT! Alucard: Would you care for me to explain? Integra: Oh yes Alucard I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW WHY YOU SHOT AND KILLED FATHER CHRISTMAS!
Anyone else think it would've been funnier if they delivered presents with the black bird instead of Santa's sleigh they'd even have had enough reindeer to paint the thing red
*meanwhile, at the Millennium HQ* Major: *staring under his Christmas tree* Um.....Doctor? Doctor: Yes, Major? Major: You see vat's under ze tree? Doctor: Um....zhere is nothing, Major. Major: Exactly. I know ve wouldn't be getting any gifts 'cause of ze whole "Vampire-Nazi" fiasco, but at least give ze common curtesy of leaving a lump of coal und eating ze cookies and drinking ze milk.....maybe it has something to do with ze poison I put in zem. Schrodinger: *in the middle of eating the cookies and drinking the milk* Um....*gulp* vhat was zat, Major? Major: Oh, nothing. Frohe Weihnachten, Schrodinger. *leaves* Schrodinger: Frohe Weihnachten, Major! Doctor: *staring at Schrodinger* Schrodinger: .....vhat?
1:11 My favorite part, the way he says,” You won’t believe how cheap that elf costume was. I stole it.” That kills me every time I see it, keep up the great work guys!
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"Until Alucard got bored, and kinda wandered off...."
A+ Ending, 10/10, Five gold stars.
The Christmas of 2020, you decided if it’s good or bad.
@@jakeengland145
Ich hoffe nur das ich in den Rest der Geschichte nicht reingezogen werde....
Don't you mean 4 stars? Like t4s?
I leave, no Need to trow stuff at me thought the screen.
@@lenschwedt9646 totally
@James Cummings good comment
Alucard planned this because Santa didn't give him his Blackbird last year.
"DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST?!"
FUCK LUKE!
Duh it ended up at my house...
He should have read the labels on the presents he carelessly threw out the sleigh
I wanted to like your post, but that would ruin your 666 likes, so... nice comment, bro! (Man its kinda wierd like this...)
Or his hookers
"You won't believe how cheap that elf costume was..."
"I stole it."
AAAALLLUU-
@@ultrakaiser8547 LET ME HAVE MY NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS MOMENT!!!
And so.... Alucard Claus and his little helper visited many houses that night. Until Alucard got bored, and kind of wandered off.
The End.
Ironic, since he used to impale thieves by the boatload way back when he gave a shit.
@@ultrakaiser8547 Marry Christmas!!!
This is canon, and you can't convince me otherwise.
YE BLOODY HEATHENS BETTER GIMME THIS MOMENT
@@happydonkey5333 And here is Alex Frost.
If Diavolo was vixon then yeah it's cannon.
This goes beyond canon. This is cannon...
Lol yes it is
Alucard isn't the Santa we need, he is the Santa we deserve.
Nah he's both.......Seras though we do deserve her
R. Kidd to google images *batman transition music with seras in the middle*
Alucard is the Santa we OH SHIT HE'S COMING THIS WAY RUN!
only if you've been naughty
SenseiLeRoof so, how's your health plan.
"he startled me"
10/10 best excuse.
Grapplesauce Yeah. Because a vampire approaching half a millennium in age and possessing thousands, if not millions, of souls' worth of power is not more afraid of anything than a mortally obese, fur-clad child molester.
King Nothing don't forget he is the patron saint of prostitutes.
FuckMotheringVampire Ah, I see. My kids can sleep safely now, so it's cool.
Santa be sneaking in houses and touching your stockings
"...I'm not apologizing"
"LET ME HAVE MY NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS MOMENT!" I love that line.
same i was laughing before it but that line made me laugh so much i could swear my windows were shaking
Nathaniel Rincon Me too. Nice profile pic, btw. I like SCP Containment Breach.
Look up the SCP wiki. Pretty good stuff
Thx I will
i was going to give a like but i kinda gave up
I am literally ashamed with myself for being almost 6 years late for this.
Same man.
I was here six years ago. I feel old. :(
I guess I can appreciate that I did make it through the last presidential term intact and then discovered Hellsing Abridged.
same
Me too
Until he got bored and then kinda wandered off....
...and then he went for a walk.
on a very enthusiastic walk
and since this walk, its called Bloody Christmas instead.
BirdToriyama he then was known as the fuckmothering santa
BirdToriyama and killed a homocidal vampire priest... and watched someone get skulled fucked by that guy from the first few episodes
BirdToriyama 😂😂😂😂
If it's original Alucard then there might be a nice Christmas if Santa was sick....... But sense it is abridged Alucard then we're screwed.
not gonna lie all I can imagine is basicly episode 8, but with children screaming
XD
whooping muffin same.
Unless it's abridged Dracula, then it will be a wonderful time
Very screwed... 😑
"LET ME HAVE MY NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS MOMENT!"
+Thor Odinson Someone made a dubstep song out of that comment. LOL
REALLY?! WHAT IS THE NAME OF IT? I MUST KNOW!
Will you subscribe to me if I tell you?
I ALREADY KNOW MORTAL I FOUND IT
OnO
1. Alucard has a painting of himself doing the nude Burt Reynolds pose
2. Santa has a cross tattoo on his back
Just good for thought
Yeah, what's the meaning of that cross tattoo?
@@PaKePo well according to certain tales Santa Claus is based off of an actual real life Saint by the name of Saint Nicholas of Myra who was fond of giving secret gifts to people. So it wouldn't surprise me if that was the meaning behind the tattoo
@@sithwolf8017 Funnier fact: In Romania(only here as far as i know) kids get presents both on December 6th(Saint Nicholas Day) AND on Christmas. So kids basically have 2 Santas.
@@sithwolf8017 ohhh yeah, you're right.
Oh I definitely saw the tattoo. I’m just genuinely surprised about the painting
"Alucard Claus"?
My one regret in life is that they missed the chance to call him "Aluclaus"
***** ikr
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
+Poe's Law ALUCLAUSE!!!
You beautiful soul.
+NEKO Ichigo Sutcliff ALLU ACKBAR.
Startled yo-......That's a good point.
Wait. One. FUCKING. Moment... Why is Seras in an elf costume
Dakota Brosam fan service
@@flameemperorastaroth2277 I mean in the context of the scene. If Alucard didn't plan the kill then why. I get the real reason
Dakota Brosam to be more like the real Santa... also because he’s a pervert
@@flameemperorastaroth2277 yeah that makes sense
Integra- " WHY DID YOU KILL FATHER CHRISTMAS?!"
Alucard- " He startled me."
Oh how I love your humor TFS.
Well he did kill archduke Franz Ferdinand and blamed it on a Serb
Finally, after 3 years this finally reached 666 likes
@@shkm238 he was a douchebag
To be fair if someone climbed down your chimney wouldn't you be startled too.
I believe he kill Santa for not getting him “The Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird an advance long range Strategic Reconnaissance aircraft capable of Mach 3 at an altitude OF 85,000FT!!!”
Integra: "WHY DID YOU KILL FATHER CHRISTMAS?!"
Alucard probably: Oh I'M SORRY an old creepy guy who likes watching children sleep broke into the place I'm supposed to protect. Is that reason enough? Also he ate the last chocolate chip cookie.
Integra: So you're telling me you killed the embodiment of the Christmas spirit, OVER A COOKIE
Alucard: Well at least I had more reasons to shoot him then I did Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
Integra: ALUCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!
“Well at least I had more reasons to shoot him then I did Archduke Franz Ferdinand.”
I completely forgot that he did that🤣🤣🤣
@@khylerbane4523 He did W H A T ?!
@@elitegamer9310in the abridged it’s canon he started world war 1
I didn’t catch that which episode was it?
@@hunterrhoades1813 The Franz Ferdinand thing? Because I made this dialogue up.
I just love how proud Alucard sounds when he says he stole the elf costume
You would not believe how cheap that elf costume was!
Dragn_124 Gaming I stole it
redfighter 04 gets me everytime
@@connerwright8816 prolly stole it from a dead hooker
"Until Alucard got bored and wondered of"
That is Alucard in a nutshell
And this is how he keeps on "accidentally" a war-ing.
Until Alucard got bored... and took an enthusiastic walk through the woods. xD
wondered of what?
@@JustinRed624 *wandered off.
What is this "Your Grammar Sucks"
@@ProjectOsix Dang it, you beat me to it. Now *I'm* going to have to take a *V E R Y* enthusiastic walk through the woods.
"Do you even READ my Christmas list?!" XD
@@venomsnake7141 best comment ever
@@kianavick3368 thank you lol
SHould have ended with "until Alucard got bored, and went on an enthusiastic walk."
That was pretty much implied
Not an enthusiastic walk. A *V E R Y* enthusiastic walk. You got to emphasize the *V E R Y*-ness of it.
What do you *think* happens when he wanders off
no need to be that on the nose
@@shinobix4925 he might a war
who the fuck is nice enough at the hellsing manor to get a gift!!!?
Who in their right mind WOULDN't get Alucard a gift. you dont want him unhappy. or bored.
... walking through the woods....
I would give Alucard ten kilos of crack, twenty of cocaine, thirty of meth and 50 gallons of LSD
piccolo: a gallon?!
50 gallons
".... ... You planned this." Every, fucking, time
Mswordx23 same lol
Mswordx23 SAME OMG
When your best friend sees you watching anime:
“Before you start-“
“JESUS CHRIST!!”
“Okay. Before. You. Start!”
“HOLY SH$&!!!”
Hentai*
No something much worse than hentai
@@XIIIRoxasKeyblades r/fluffycommunity
Outlaw7263 … OK bad but I got to say there has to be something worse. Maybe on the levels of the Furry Force or the furry Pacalypse videos by Flashgitz?
He. Startled. Me.
Alucard: “pfft you honestly don’t trust me?”
Me: given your history... not really
LET ME HAVE MY NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS MOMENT!
*dies laughing* Yes!
I died when that line came up
When I watched it the first time I thought he said woman instead of moment.
Santa didn't read Alucard's Christmas list...
+Alex "I WANTED A BLACKBIRD!!!" Said Allucard before saving Christmas... Partially.
+Anthony Gonzalez At least he tried. No one can say he didn't.
But we all know the real reason for this.
Alucard does not accept someone younger than him both wearing red AND being more loved/hated than him... NO ONE!
+Anthony Gonzalez Didn't he get the Blackbird, But then Kamakazied it into a Nazi Ship? For some reason..... I wanna know what's on his list......
Honestly tell me, if you had the power of Allucard... wouldn't you try to do that shit too? I mean seriously there are few ways to be more metal than what he did in that episode. I mean for heaven's sake, after the crash he looked like Satan finishing a stroll through the firepits of hell in the background.
You all know you'd try it, admit it.
I'm guessing Santa forgot to bring Alucard a new 70" TV.
and that SR-71 Alucard has been asking for since, like, forever.
And he forgot to get him a new Blackbird also.
RoWiGRaTH
The SR-71 is the Blackbird. Not trying to be a jerk to you. Simply pointing that out.
70" flatscreen tv. With Netflix.
Oh... I totally missed that! My bad! Wow, I feel like a jerk now.
"Until Alucard got bored, and kinda wandered off...."
So he went for a walk
Yes a very enthusiastic walk
I'm glad the slay was already red, don't know where he would get that many goats at christmas
why do you think that vixen died??
He’d make do with the reindeer and a couple of elves.
If there is one thing you can find on christmas, it's goats
What does that have anything to do with anything?! It can always be more red.
Seriously, TFS Alucard might be the funniest character ever created. Even more than Deadpool!
PTLemon yup
PTLemon oh I thought Nappa was a good runner up....
Movie deadpool or comic deadpool? Comic deadpool can be fun and funny so long as writers don’t fuck it up. As a deadpool fan, movie deadpool is just an insult. All he does is yell “fuck” every five seconds and that’s apparently funny. Not to mention that most of what makes his character funny as well as actually good is nonexistent in the movie. For example in the comic deadpool has 2 extra voices in his head, is actually kind of sad because he knows that he is just a joke mean for our entertainment, is more sad because he actually knows every single bad thing and all the shit he goes to is just entertainment to us (this is all the while still, being normally funny making his character comedic and giving it depth), and he “sleeps around” while still being truly in love with death who he can never be with. In the movies they threw all this out the window, made his “comedy” just him yelling words of profanity (because “oh my fucking god the fucking fuck just fucked my shit up” is hilarious. Not to say profanity isn’t funny, but there has to be something with it. You can’t just say fuck randomly every five seconds for no reason and expect everyone to laugh).
I'd like to see a Deadpool [movie or comic] and TFS Alucard collab
Alucard abridged and deadpool genes used to make a hybrid clone of the two
........ Okay, I think we all now know we need more Seras in elf costume
I had to make it 69 likes.
@@johnweber80 And now I CAN'T like it, because it's at 69.
Christmas of 2020
The Jingle Belle of anime
any costume will do if you ask me
finding an elf-costume tor Seras couldn't have been easy given her ... assets
CAUSE SHE _IS_ A BIG TITTED POLICE GIRL-
That's probably why it looked like a crop top.
Made it the perfect 69 likes. Those who disturb this perfect number shall perish by Christmas alucard.
i mean there are plenty of sexy holiday costumes for sale or theft
I mean how hard is it to find a sexy Santa outfit
I didn't expect something that was only a minute and a half to be very good.
I was wrong.
+DragonaxFilms That's abridged for you
+Kingofgames2000 That's TeamFouStar for you :P
+DragonaxFilms Being wrong never felt so right, did it?
+Comet Tyler So true
Oh my gad Dragonax. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
this should be canon, and we all know that
BITCHES LOVE CANONS
***** Ha, nice job bats.
***** Ha, nice job bats.
Anacondas101 That was just too good! XD
Anacondas101 Yes....very yes...
Anacondas101 Cannons too.
You know, this explains why Alucard never got his SR-71...
+SonicParadox17 That and he sort of blew it up.
Lockheed Blackbird
Oh, who wouldn't want to be visited by Santa Alucard and his quirky, sexy elf assistant?
I'd take him over Robot Santa from Futurama.
"Quirky" is definitely a word for it, I suppose.
I would prefer Robot Santa from Futurama. My death would be quick and much less painful.😅😅😢😢
not gonna deny seras was hot in that elf costume
I'm ashamed of nothing!!!! cause it's true....
FATEd Pondera Yup. It's those red eyes that do it for me. And her hairstyle. Too bad it's not jet black, prefer darker hair to blonde.
Is it just me that finds her hottest when she loses her shit? Like in episode 7
If she goes in a rage with the elf costume, I'd be at "full mast"
ikr
Dashing through the snow
In a goat blood covered sleigh
Over the hills he goes
Laughing all the way
*Alucard Laugh*
Seras on santas sack
Don't breathe into that
How fun it is to thow pigeons through the vatican window trailing blood and streamers of black
Hellsing Bells, Hellsing Bells
Hellsing all the way
Oh what fun it is ride on a goat blood covered sleigh, hey
Hellsing bells, Hellsing bells,
Hellsing all the way
Oh what fun it is to watch your victims cry and pray
I'm leaving this here. th-cam.com/video/j9pzChni6H4/w-d-xo.html
butts
Why would my sweet big tittied Seras be on Santa's sack????? She's to much of an innocent virgin to do that...
He startled me.
Integra: Startled you?!
well... looks like I have to save Christmas.
he...startled...me
No putting the brakes on this shit. It's going down
You planned this didn't you
You really don't trust me?! I-- hey master, the sleigh is secure!
Dragn_124 Gaming unfortunately vixen died but-- oh
"you won't believe how cheap that elf costume was."
"Alucard!"
"I. Stole it."
why, WHY are you guys not producing more of this kind of hellsing abridged, you could have a whole new series with this.
Matt Schnell probably because a shit ton of effort goes into any amount of animation (even one’s this short) and that’s ignoring the voice acting. There’s already a lot of effort that goes into just the editing, writing, voice acting, and etc of the abridged series (notice the wait between episodes). Considering all of their projects and what we the viewers want, it’s probably just not efficient for this to make a whole lot of this type of stuff (not to say they’ll never do something like this again, but it’s unlikely we’ll ever see it frequently or periodically)
I could see the Valentine’s Day episode.
After acquiring Cupid’s bow:
“Oh Anderson. I know love is too fun of an emotion for you, but that wild bear over there has had its. Eyes. On. You. So I went ahead and gave it a little pick me up.”
Though I guess if your doing an Anderson episode it should be St Patty’s Day so he can shoot Lucky Charms out of a leprechaun.
VulLord666 I’d honestly wait a few years if it meant we got a series
Would be glorious
Alucard and Anderson going on a Leprechaun killing spree, seeing who can fill the most bowls of Lucky Charms!
Only to be disappointed when they're just full of the brown wheat part of the cereal with no marshmallows.
AND THEN THEY FU-
I love police girl elf costume
I am ironically the 69th like in this situation, nice.
Jared Stout you won't believe how cheap that elf costume was
I stole it.
They need fan art of this (preferably in rule34 format)
Alucard: I bought the elf costume,just kidding i stolen.
The real question here should be 'Just who at Hellsing is actually good enough for Santa to visit?'
TheRichmaster seras... mayyyybeeee
Probably one of the guards...
I mean the main cast is out of question :D
You know.... The Police girl with the big Tiddies and maybe some of the French soldiers
Can’t be seras, she is a murderhobo
Can’t be alucard, he’s everywhere and nowhere, and is also a murderhobo
Can’t be Pip, he’s in horny jail inside Seras
Can’t be Walter, he wants inside of girlycard
Could be Integra, she is in fact a virgin, she hates nazis, but she also gave the finger to the pope. So probably not her either.
...Why was Santa there?
I bet on Walter. Either that, or a guard. Maybe Arthur's other pet gimps he kept in the dungeon.
This just makes me want a entire hell sing abridged spin off series.
You're in luck, they made one :)
@@akira3871 THEY *WHAT.*
@@akira3871 They made.... a spin off.... of the abridged series?
We need more of these in between episodes... You know since we get one once a year
That would be awesome
Someone give this man a cookie!
like, in St Patrick's Day, we get a video of Alucard and Anderson hunting and killing leprechauns and everytime they shoot/stab one, they spill out Lucky Charms?
NEEDS TO BE DONE. NEEDS. TO. BE. DONE.
Kitty Jazz We need more comments... We need more votes... We must be seen... THIS MUST BE DONE!!!!!
"Until Alucard got bored, and kinda wandered off..." Is the best, and perhaps the ONLY way to end anything involving Alucard. It's just too perfect.
Probably went and paid Mrs. Claus a visit after this.
Karuminu2 and decked her halls
Karuminu2 OMG DYING 😂😂😂
Karuminu2 I can't guess how that went but I'm guessing it was pretty marry...
Oh, so that’s why Mrs. Clause was a vampire in that Billy and Mandy Christmas special.
John Baxter Makes sense to me
1:16
Yes,Alucard definitely deserves his Nightmare before Christmas moment.
No Blackbird for Alucard this year.
+joshua Paul He did get a Blackbird, but he destroyed it in his next scene.
+Aflay Well it's kind of hard because, well you know, I shot him
+Alucard Hellsing JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I'VE MISSED THIS!
Wick van der Weerd Oh, catty
I would love to know the types of songs they would have for such a full length x-mas movie lol
AlphaOmegaSin i Love your content man. Keep up the great work. I found your Channel when you made a video about crash bandicoot 3 years ago.
AlphaOmegaSin OMG YES
If its hellsing black fucking sabath
🎵 Deck the halls with large intestines. Falalalala...lala...lala🎵
@SeptimusCreed Anyone else suddenly want Alucard to have his own Christmas album?
Well that explains why I got an SS uniform covered in blood for Christmas..............best gift ever! very comfortable!
Awesome!
Christmas of 2020
you wont believe what i got it was a big scythe that was glued together
funny I got an anti tank rifle
@@f3artheche3se29 well i have a black dog with thounsand eyes and a blackbird...I LOVE IT!!!
The whole time I was thinking… “ elf, or reindeer? Elf, or reindeer?”
since she killed the deer im pretty sure she is both now.
"Until Alucard got bored, and kind of wandered off..."
I'm not sure why, but I find this funnier than it should be.
Because even if it was abridged or the real version this is something he would do.
Sir Integra is a goddess of patience and inner strength.
she kind of has to be.
... Am I the only one who would absolutely approve of Alucard taking over Christmas?
KalligTheGray no you are not
Alucard is best santa
Just clicked thumbs up and it turned to 69.
Nice.
I suppose he’s not the WORST option imaginable XD
Kid sees alucard and he just chuckles and goes "No Witnesses." And shoots them
little Timmy took his revenge on the bad man
Alucard is Krampus worst nightmare
Alucard planned this WITH Krampus.
Krampus got nothing against Alucard...
The rules stated in the religious film "The Santa Clause" If thou kill santa...Thy become Santa.
I have that trilogy. if that was tfs alucard that would have been the best Christmas movie ever.
Both thou. Thy doesn't work in that context. Just saying. Sorry for being late.
I like the comment but i can't thumps up it because its at 69 🙂😎
1:22
"I'm going for a walk."
***** ''A VERY enthusiastic walk''
The Assassin Spy MAY INCLUDE A BIG TITIED POLICE GIRL
+DimentiosLoyalest OH NO YOU DON'T!
Comet Tyler Oh, what are you going to do? Grab that guy who can stop me? What was his name...? _Michael McDoesn't-exist?_
Uhg... What do you want?
“Until Alucard got bored, and kind of wandered off....” and honestly, it was all for the best XD
DID YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST???
If Integra truly did read his Christmas list, and got everything he wanted, there would be no Catholics, 200 more wars,And the ability to go on a walk whenever he wanted
Why did Santa stop by their place anyway? He knew damn well that their all naughty.
To drop off their coal.
pop510 But then there wouldn't be enough for everyone else.
He didnt. Alucard hunted him down, took him to the house and killed while leaving police girl to deal with the sleigh
bowties are cool That gets me thinking... how did Vixen die? Coincidentally, that was my favorite reindeer.
Integra wasnt
"You won't believe how cheap that elf costume was, I stole it". i lost it and laughed my ass off😂😂😂
same
He’ll be revived after god realizes that Santa just died.
but knowing Alucard he would just shoot him again and again and again until Santa breaks and begs for death.
"You won't believe how cheap that elf costume was"
"I stole it!"
He. STARTLED. ME.
"LET ME HAVE MY NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS MOMENT!"
QUOTE FROM VIDEO
"I stole it"
See you December 25th, Folks!
+TheCrimsonFckr I'll be waiting
H3LL Y3S
+TheCrimsonFckr Alucard Claus, will I be getting another human heart in my stocking this year?
+TheCrimsonFckr Can't wait.
I'm curious, did Goku ever find you yet? Because I'm sure he's pissed that you killed Santa
Seras in the elf costume~~~~~~~~~ owo
Wait for it, there's gonna be so much fan art and rule 34 of that
Can I get that for christmas?
0_0
Like the upskirt of her in the last scene of the last episode of Hellsing Ultimate? XD
lets see what's under it...
You mean police girl?
This 2022 Merry Christmas shit got crazy
1:04 WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND
Seras' eyes are red, yet she doesn't have her dark matter arm yet... therefore she must have recently consumed blood, hence the eye color change. She also said that Vixen died so SHE must have killed and eaten it!
Her eyes also turn red when she lets her vampire instinct take over. This happened in episode 1 and 2 as well lol
simplyamazin4184 Then I guess she must have killed Vixen in a BLOOD RAGE
NEEEEEEERRRRRRDDDD
Of course, you can't have a Nightmare Before Christmas moment without skeleton reindeer!
good job Sherlock, want a cookie?
I want to see Goku s reaction to ALucard killing father christmas
same
A true battle of Gods
Saiyan Clause
No, it would be
I AM CHRISTMAS, DEFENDER OF GOKU!!!!
Dad, you did it again.
Oh, sorry Gohan.
I AM GOKU, DEFENDER OF HANUKKAH!
Uhh, Goku, this guy killed Santa, not...
*Krillin turns to Piccolo*
Does Hanukkah have a guy?
What?
You know, a guy. Like santa!
No krillin. Hanukkah does not have a guy.
Ohh. It seems lioke they shoud. I mean, don't they feel kinda left out?
*Piccolo turns and begins to fly away*
I'm not doing this. Goku, it's Christmas, not Hanukkah.
*Piccolo GTFO's*
I AM GOKU, DEFENDER OF CHRISTMAS!
Are you guys some kind of traveling comedy routine? If so, you suck.
OH GOD IT'S CELL!
Nicholas Molberg this could actually be a really good crossover between the abridged series
Allucard wandered off aye? You know it's not the end when that happens...
and so christmas was cancelled because a very bored vampire killed everyone
With his companion Big Titty Police Girl
Well, it is the end for several unfortunate people/vampires/ghouls who were planning on living a while longer
good times
Indeed
This is the best abridged series ever and nothing will change my mind
HE. STARTLED. ME. *died of laughter*
He wandered off, and took a VERY enthusiastic walk.
"I stole it".
“Let me have my nightmare before Christmas moment” that quote is absolutely golden.
Alucard: before you start...
Integra: HOLY SHIT!
Alucard: Would you care for me to explain?
Integra: Oh yes Alucard I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW WHY YOU SHOT AND KILLED FATHER CHRISTMAS!
I'm impressed that they remembered the UK mostly doesn't call him Santa.
In Spain he is Papa Noel
In France it's Père Noël
In Sweden it's Jultomten (The Christmas Gnome).
+MangaManiac Okay you gotta let us know. Why is your Santa a Gnome?
Alucard didn't take the cookies he took my mom and ate her but he let me hug seras... Worth it.
Yes
"hug", sure.
This needs a comma.
She's waaaaaay too innocent and traumatized for "hugs". I'm not buying it.
blabbityblah it was a Christmas miracle
Anyone else think it would've been funnier if they delivered presents with the black bird instead of Santa's sleigh they'd even have had enough reindeer to paint the thing red
Soo.... who's gonna tell them.
Hellsing: You planned this.
Alucard: *inner monologue* (I am not apologizing...)"What?!"
Seras is so cute in that elf costume.
Seras is cute no matter what
*meanwhile, at the Millennium HQ*
Major: *staring under his Christmas tree* Um.....Doctor?
Doctor: Yes, Major?
Major: You see vat's under ze tree?
Doctor: Um....zhere is nothing, Major.
Major: Exactly. I know ve wouldn't be getting any gifts 'cause of ze whole "Vampire-Nazi" fiasco, but at least give ze common curtesy of leaving a lump of coal und eating ze cookies and drinking ze milk.....maybe it has something to do with ze poison I put in zem.
Schrodinger: *in the middle of eating the cookies and drinking the milk* Um....*gulp* vhat was zat, Major?
Major: Oh, nothing. Frohe Weihnachten, Schrodinger. *leaves*
Schrodinger: Frohe Weihnachten, Major!
Doctor: *staring at Schrodinger*
Schrodinger: .....vhat?
This... is FUCKING BRILLIANT!
Time to put him in a box
No I think their wood be a lump of shit under the tree
@@countdeville4146 vhats in the box
Luke Valentine how much is vhat in the box worth?
Shit hits the fan at speeds no human can calculate...
This is truly a masterpiece
Aw, they missed the chance to call him Aluclaus
well santa's at own fault here stopping by at fucking hellsing's
+bubblegum bitch Like walking into a minefield.
yeah, pretty much
but you got to understand Old saint nick is a senile old man.
+John Miranda he's reasoning "I flew into the blood thirsty vampires house to give him some coal....I didn't see what could go wrong'
*slow clap*
+bubblegum bitch pretty sure no one deserved even coal at hellsing's
1:11
My favorite part, the way he says,” You won’t believe how cheap that elf costume was. I stole it.” That kills me every time I see it, keep up the great work guys!
Merry Christmas 2022
Okay, Seras Victoria in an elf costume is too cute
yeah
*wipes nosebleed*
Alucard didn't wander off, he just went for a walk.
With the sleigh?
@@MegaAnimazing I'll just guess he made Seras drive it away herself whilst he went on his walk lol
@@trinity_unity1334 No he lifted the sleigh and went for a walk with it, and somehow the reindeer were frozen in place. :)
@@MegaAnimazing let's end it at that 😂
Jesus, Seras' chin looked sharper than any of Anderson's Blades.
They're called Bayonets and yes it does.
Do you mean Integra? Because Seras's chin looked pretty normal.
I have bayonets
Alexander Anderson
bayonets are still blades.
Jpicc89 not when they are mine, there are many bayonets like it, oh wait, no there's not. because mine are blessed
I love Alucard's face when he says " It's going down!" and "You won't how cheap that elf costume was!"
These smiles 🤣🤣
Alucard's face when Seras burst the door is just priceless
It's funny as hell that Santa scared alucard to the point he had a quick reflex to shoot him straight in the head, bullseye XD
He didn't actually startle him, Alucard was planning this.
Yes. All park of his plan
+Dakota Nelson yeees, it all went according to keikaku
+FuckMotheringVampire
*hugs you*
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I love your username.....
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Jackson Hawking HE KILLED A LOT OF PEOPLE TO GET THAT TITLE, AND HE DESERVES TO BE CALLED BY IT!! (I'm so sorry. 😅)
Anyone else think Alucard is a lot like Carl from Llamas with hats?
YES
I CAN NOW NEVER NOT HEAR ALUCARDS VOICE COMING OUT OF CARL'S MOUTH THANKS TO THIS COMMENT
ALUCAAAAAAAARD
"And you shot him thirty-six times."
"Thirty-SEVEN."
Isn't that the number of times Carl stabbed the mailman in the chest?
THAT KILLS PEOPLE!
I would love if TFS made a small animated series like this for hellsing.
"Let me have my nightmare berfore Christmas moment!!!"
So who's going to fu- I mean "stuff" the Christmas fear turkey this year?
A Flying Meme don't worry he'll find time
I bet Seras.
I hope they do something like this again this coming Christmas. This had me loling so hard the first time I saw it.
It's not a christmas without a rewatch of this brilliance.