And all this time, K knew J from when he was a kid. Probably watched him develop, maybe even nudged him a few times from the shadows to keep him on the straight and narrow. Temporal paradoxes rock.
Sometimes they rock, if you’re living in the Marvel Universe or the Men of Black Universe. But, if you’re living in the DC Universe or the Terminator Universe, you’re screwed no matter what.
Technically, K did not know J as a kid in the first movie because the events that changed history had not yet happened. MiB 3 altered the timeline when J went back in time.
well he’s kind of cock-eyed, which might be the confusion here. Right eye looks mostly down, and the left eye seems skewed outward, but it’s the more mobile one both before and after his head explodes
"Your dad went on to do something very special, and he wanted me to stay here.. To take care of his best pal." "When's he gonna come back?" "He... James, if you look right here, I'm gonna tell you the only thing you need to know."
They explain later that neutralizers only work on a limited time scale. Maybe one with enough power could erase a full day, but that would require a lot of energy. If he didn't neuralize J here and J *didn't* make it through MiB testing, J would probably still remember the Celphapoid encounter.
@@kabobawsome But they can neuralize even years with those things, I mean at the beginning of the movie K neuralizes his partner D after he realizes he's getting too old
“Well also I’m a huge crack dealer now, but I still work here because I love the hours” is such a great line and it flies be and is hardly even noticed
The shot of the tandem bike is the sort of thing that sets this movie apart from a lot of other big blockbusters. Doesn't advance the plot but sets the mood perfectly.
So a man and a woman decided to take in a movie one night, and it just so happens that on that same night a farmer has decided to sneak in one of his roosters from his farm. After getting their snacks the couple head into the darkened auditorium, which is nearly full. there are only two seats left, and they happen to be next to the farmer and the rooster which he has concealed in his pants. Midway through the movie the rooster pokes his head out of the farmer's zipper and begins to peck and eat the woman's popcorn, she notices and nudges her husband; "Honey, look what this guy's cock is doing!" Her husband replies; "Ah, don't pay it no mind, if you've seen one you've seen 'em all!" So she looks over at her husband and says; " Yeah, but Honey this one's eating my popcorn!'
A man is taking his pet chicken out for the day and decides to see a movie. The person at the box office sees the chicken and tells him that animals are not allowed in the theater. He then leaves the theater, stuffs the chicken down his pants then returns to the theater and buys his ticket. After he has taken a seat and the movie starts, the chicken starts to get restless, so the man decides to unzip his pants to let the chicken get some air. The woman sitting next to him leans over to her husband and whispers, "Honey, the man next to me is undoing his pants!" Her husband tells her, "Just ignore him!" "But Honey! He has his cock out!" Her husband says, "Its nothing you haven't seen before!" "But Honey!," she says, "This one's eating my popcorn!"
@@thefisherman0074 And poor writing on the part of the scripwriter. Don't forget this is a movie. The original is still popular the sequels not so much.
@ivanus it wasn't poor writing. K was on the job well past his intended retirement. Add that to his eventual dysfunctional relationship with J, and of course he's going to lose that personality and be more crabby. It's not poor writing because their dynamic changed over time 😂
Years of loyalty, cooperation and friendship..There he goes!! Get him! Gets head shot off again, "Great, right in the piehole, now nothing will taste right!!"
J was just a prospective recruit. The interview scene is where he’s finally selected to join MiB. He was neuralyzed here so he wouldn’t be able to tell anyone of what he saw of the Cephalopoid or Jeebs
Almost everything K does for James here is a test. @V-Rex explains most of it, but something that just impressed me after watching the clip is AFTER James gets Neuralized. Getting Neuralized more often than not makes people susceptible to suggestion and makes the recipient not question what was suggested. James after being Neuralized does go along with the suggestion, but almost a few seconds afterward he questions K on who K really is.
@@_LilRascal_ Still, the other potential recruits were neralyzed after failing. So why not let him remember, and then neralyze him after he fails? As far as he knows, some stranger handed him a card with a mysterious address that he had no reason to go to. And what if he had work at 9 in the morning? He'd prioritize that over this.
Sometimes I forget that J has no memory of him running down an alien and his actual first meeting with K and Jeebs. I suppose he could have used the Deneuralyzer at some point, but I get the sense K never informed him in the sequels that his memories of the first meeting weren't entirely accurate.
that scene in the diner is really a total nut job... far worse than a hangbover... imagine this guy is like a blur to you talking nonsense and laughing 😂😂😂
1:55 Since J wouldn't remember this incident anyway, it's funny he said he'd follow up on those hot Rolexes when K just extradited Jeebs off Earth completely.
FYI, Tony Shaloub (Jeebs & Monk) played a fantastic recurring character on the TV comedy series Wings long before Monk or Men In Black came along. Fans of the Jeebs or Monk characters should check him out on Wings too. It's a great series!
"Why do you lie to me Jeebs, I hate it when you lie." Lol always funny the way K says it with a straight face.
“Now just hold on a second!”
GOD DAMN IT JEEBS!!!
I like how J just pulled the gun and pointed at K after K killed someone. Like a instint of a good cop
He was really quick on the draw too. Will Smith should be in more westerns
That's why he got recruited!
Oh and that he ran down a person resisting arrest instead of shooting them in the back as they ran.
@@daniellove162 So sad
Nowadays that'd be called police brutality.
I LOVE how fast J draws on K. He was indignant.
A good cop 👍🏿🇺🇲
@@Derrickmccalep1938 a good man
@@yebemen what's indignant
🕶
@@adastra. Means he was angry over K’s seemingly unjust killing.
J never stops to wonder why Jeebs bled green and not red
2:37 The first and only agent K laugh and telling a funny story in entire series
The laugh always gets me, and the popcorn bit 🤣
I thought batman will arrive anytime
Batman: Harvey? HARVEY!!!!
Yes
Tommy Lee improv'd a really dirty joke lol true story
And all this time, K knew J from when he was a kid. Probably watched him develop, maybe even nudged him a few times from the shadows to keep him on the straight and narrow. Temporal paradoxes rock.
I really like that.
does that mean K knew about Jaden Smith as well?
@@fishnsteve God, I hope not!
Sometimes they rock, if you’re living in the Marvel Universe or the Men of Black Universe. But, if you’re living in the DC Universe or the Terminator Universe, you’re screwed no matter what.
Technically, K did not know J as a kid in the first movie because the events that changed history had not yet happened. MiB 3 altered the timeline when J went back in time.
I never noticed before his lazy eye switches sides after he regrows his head. Brilliant.
No it doesn't switch sides
@@soccerguy2433 It's hard to tell, but it looks like it does particularly where he is reaching for the button to swap the tables.
Pretty sure it switches
well he’s kind of cock-eyed, which might be the confusion here. Right eye looks mostly down, and the left eye seems skewed outward, but it’s the more mobile one both before and after his head explodes
@@grannps according to the CGI his head splatters with green globs going everywhere!
I especially appreciate how Jeebs keeps the phase plasma rifle in a 40 watt range in stock.
Hey, just what you see, pal.
DA UZI 9 MILLIMETER!
@@michaelvillarama7584 you know your weapons buddy!
anyone of these is ideal for home defense
@@ThePuschkin1986 all
"Hey K, have you ever flashy thinged me?"
"Nope"
"Your dad went on to do something very special, and he wanted me to stay here.. To take care of his best pal."
"When's he gonna come back?"
"He... James, if you look right here, I'm gonna tell you the only thing you need to know."
I thought this scene was hinting at him remembering being nuralized at the end there
Flash him three times.
He sure has..
"I'm also a huge crack dealer now, but I still work here because I love the hours."
I'm going to use that line at work at some point.
😐I’m Talking About Guns Smart Ass Weird ones 😂😂🤣🤣
I'm talking about guns smartass! Weird ones!
@@marvinthemaniac7698 Come on, Edward. What you see is what I got.
@@Ranger215able why don't you show him the imports Jeebs?
I'd watch a Jeebs series lol
"He looked alright to me."
In the cartoon series they push it but it was not that great.
@@shaha9 but with Tony aka Monk lol it would be at least an awesome web short series
geebz cracks me up too
@@georgewilliamsiii4677 Tony was on the Wings comedy series before ANY of this. He was great there!
Even for 1997 CGI, this Morphing Effect looks very clean...
And yes - I'm talking about his Head.
agreed
I'm not even exaggerating when I say that the cgi effects look better in here than the third film.
@@Mar.1634 bigger budget...now are you talking about the one with the black girl ???? bad sory line
@@Mar.1634 GREAT STORY THOUGH
Pause
Some people hope for a letter from Hogwarts. I'm waiting for a business card from a mysterious man in a suit.
That probably just gets you abducted into epstein's island
Well according to the movie they only recruit the best of the best from uniforms.
Indeed.
I'd take both - imagine dealing with aliens using a black suit and magic, but also have access to guns for other things
me who watched Warau salesman, I hope not
It’s crazy how he neurolized him then begins to recruit him.
Didn't want him to START tramatized... That comes later
They explain later that neutralizers only work on a limited time scale. Maybe one with enough power could erase a full day, but that would require a lot of energy. If he didn't neuralize J here and J *didn't* make it through MiB testing, J would probably still remember the Celphapoid encounter.
@@kabobawsome But they can neuralize even years with those things, I mean at the beginning of the movie K neuralizes his partner D after he realizes he's getting too old
@@hallucid9809 Yeah, that's what's called a plot hole lol
@@kabobawsome No it's not. The lore has stated you can set the time to years, months, days. J most likely had the day erased.
“Yeah and ima be back to talk about them Rolexes” 😂 J just needed to say something after being speechless
Then, he took the walk of shame to the exit.
“Well also I’m a huge crack dealer now, but I still work here because I love the hours” is such a great line and it flies be and is hardly even noticed
The shot of the tandem bike is the sort of thing that sets this movie apart from a lot of other big blockbusters. Doesn't advance the plot but sets the mood perfectly.
Love the timing on Agent J on that plasma blast and reacting immediately like a police officer.
2:44 Honey, this one’s eatin my popcorn!
Even as a six year old I thought that scene was funny
I like that even though J's been neuralized, he still knows something's happened
I like how he says "...or I'm gonna shoot you where it don't grow back" like it's just a normal tough-guy line for the world he lives in.
When he says he will shoot him where it don’t grow back, it’s an innuendo.
20 something years and I still want to hear the whole joke haha
A real knee slapper
So a man and a woman decided to take in a movie one night, and it just so happens that on that same night a farmer has decided to sneak in one of his roosters from his farm. After getting their snacks the couple head into the darkened auditorium, which is nearly full. there are only two seats left, and they happen to be next to the farmer and the rooster which he has concealed in his pants. Midway through the movie the rooster pokes his head out of the farmer's zipper and begins to peck and eat the woman's popcorn, she notices and nudges her husband; "Honey, look what this guy's cock is doing!" Her husband replies; "Ah, don't pay it no mind, if you've seen one you've seen 'em all!" So she looks over at her husband and says; " Yeah, but Honey this one's eating my popcorn!'
@@sidharthaa it's a great joke not gonna lie
2:34 what joke. This is a serious conversation
A man is taking his pet chicken out for the day and decides to see a movie. The person at the box office sees the chicken and tells him that animals are not allowed in the theater. He then leaves the theater, stuffs the chicken down his pants then returns to the theater and buys his ticket.
After he has taken a seat and the movie starts, the chicken starts to get restless, so the man decides to unzip his pants to let the chicken get some air. The woman sitting next to him leans over to her husband and whispers, "Honey, the man next to me is undoing his pants!" Her husband tells her, "Just ignore him!" "But Honey! He has his cock out!" Her husband says, "Its nothing you haven't seen before!" "But Honey!," she says, "This one's eating my popcorn!"
i am a fan of the quality of acting in this scene, the sounds, the expressions, the dialogue. Piece of a class.
0:44 I warned him. Drop the weapon! You warned him! Don’t make me kill you
“You ever seen one of these before?” Removes the memory
That's literally the joke.
@@TheMinecraftACMan humans quote things all the time. And I’m not an alien
@@finaladvance5085 Do you work in a post office?
2:34 Idk have you?
2:46 that laugh of Tommy🤣🤣🤣
yOu iNsEnSiTiVe
This was funnier than it had any right to be
Sometimes censors are funnier than the words. I notice that in rick and morty.
Jeebs “He looked alright to me” is always a Great line 😂
Now I gotta rewatch the movie
Where at
0:53 J’s facial expression when Jeebs head grew back is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:12 most underrated line in the whole movie, i love JEEBS
Man, will smith is a really good actor.
the guy grew up in the business became Fresh Prince then one best King actors of all time.
“You insensitive prick.” I can’t believe they bleeped that line.
The same way I can't help but shake my head when they change it to "jerk" on tv.........
Yet they didn't bleep out "Goddamnit."
@@rwwilson21 i dont take tv seriously because they have absurd, inconsistent standards.
@@BlackDiamond2718 Well that's just LA in general. haha!
It was a different time.
Tommy Lee's laugh at 2:47 is pretty much the same style laugh he did in Batman Forever as Two-Face!
2:35 sounds like Agent K is getting tickled 😂
*Honey this one is eating my popcorn* 😂😂😂
01:38
Jeebs: *You know I don't know.*
Agent K: *GODDAMMIT, JEEBS!*
Jeebs: *I DON'T KNO-HOW!*
I loved that little look K gave Jeebs. Like "what the hell is wrong with you?"
“You insensitive [BLEEP].” Lol 😂 idk why the bleep makes it more comical
2:38 that damn laugh is too much of Two Face
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Love how K has more personality here than he did in MIB 3.
Age does that to you
@@thefisherman0074 And poor writing on the part of the scripwriter. Don't forget this is a movie. The original is still popular the sequels not so much.
@ivanus it wasn't poor writing. K was on the job well past his intended retirement. Add that to his eventual dysfunctional relationship with J, and of course he's going to lose that personality and be more crabby. It's not poor writing because their dynamic changed over time 😂
That “Goddamnit Jeebs!” at 1:39 always gets me 😂😂😂
Sheldon Murphy
I warned him, you warned him.
Just love that bit.
I just love the restaurant part of this scene. Pure TLJ in this one.
Ok I got one.
Two Face recruiting Deadshot for some big "work"...
Good one
They would make a good movie
While getting some information from Adrian Monk
jeebs was all jokes and sarcasm until K walked in
Jeebs is a spot on representation of an FBI confidential informant.
0:53-0:55 "You insensitive $&@#! " 😂😂😂😂
0:52 the funniest censor 😆 🤣 😂
Shows a man get his head blown off - NOTHING....
Has one of the characters drop a "prick" - BLEEPS IT OUT....
I loved Sonnenfeld's comment that you could do *anything* to Tony Shalhoub and he'd be up for it...
“He looked alright to me” always makes me laugh
How J plays the Good Cop Bad Cop thing without a clue that he's dealing with an alien..and what K really had in mind.
Tony Shalhoub is a chameleon! But you can tell it's him if you're familiar with Monk, particularly how Monk screams.
That last moment, it's almost like K knew that the neuralizer didn't work on J!
I like the scene in the second film where K shoots Jeebs not realizing that Jeebs will grow a new head; K is upset at that, from what I recall.
Oh thats what I get for helping out a friend!!-Jeebs.
Years of loyalty, cooperation and friendship..There he goes!! Get him! Gets head shot off again, "Great, right in the piehole, now nothing will taste right!!"
How do I not own a copy of this movie??!! One of my all time Favourites!
No one realizes how K left J with the Tab and told him he had a Tequila problem XD XD!!
Men in Black is just such a classic couple movies I always go back to them happily
J’s laugh at 2:49 lmao
I always love this Crossroad scene. And they did it again in the sequel.
I love how J is trying to keep things on his level of comprehension: "Yeah...and uh...Imma be back to talk about them rolexes".
"Prick:" ABSOLUTELY gonna mute that"
"God damn it:" It stays
One of the best scenes of the movie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just now noticed how his eyes change direction when he grows a new head
Rates always get bigger
Everytime he grows a new head, it's never the same, and his nose and ears always get bigger.
One of the all time great films, MIB isn't the same without Tommy Lee and Will Smith. Hope they make another one. Gold
I still don't understand why his memories were erased if he was going to get recruited.
J was just a prospective recruit. The interview scene is where he’s finally selected to join MiB. He was neuralyzed here so he wouldn’t be able to tell anyone of what he saw of the Cephalopoid or Jeebs
@V-Rex IMPRESSED!
Almost everything K does for James here is a test.
@V-Rex explains most of it, but something that just impressed me after watching the clip is AFTER James gets Neuralized.
Getting Neuralized more often than not makes people susceptible to suggestion and makes the recipient not question what was suggested.
James after being Neuralized does go along with the suggestion, but almost a few seconds afterward he questions K on who K really is.
@V-Rex Second test was definitely being able to see the easy solution in plain sight.
@@_LilRascal_ Still, the other potential recruits were neralyzed after failing. So why not let him remember, and then neralyze him after he fails?
As far as he knows, some stranger handed him a card with a mysterious address that he had no reason to go to. And what if he had work at 9 in the morning? He'd prioritize that over this.
Not only does J points the gun at K but also threatens to kill him.
2:47 best part
It's like his one eye is looking at me and the other is looking for me.
One of the most underrated movies of all time
“And imma be back to talk about dem rolexes”
Why is it that a bleep in place of a swear word is 10 fold more funny that the swear word it self
"Show us the merchandise or your gonna lose *another head,* Jeebs."
TLJ says he has no recognizable sense of humor. 2:36 proves otherwise.
2:47 I’ve never seen Tommy Jones laugh in a movie lol
He reminds me of rick from pawn stars
2:33 me after a girl tells me shes pregnant with my baby.
"Honey this one is eating my popcorn"
Are we just gonna ignore that jeebs deals crack, and confessed, TO A COP
"You Insensitive (Bleep)!" Nice editing 👍🏾
Sometimes I forget that J has no memory of him running down an alien and his actual first meeting with K and Jeebs.
I suppose he could have used the Deneuralyzer at some point, but I get the sense K never informed him in the sequels that his memories of the first meeting weren't entirely accurate.
I love this movie so much.
0:51 Don’t make me do stuff… lol
that scene in the diner is really a total nut job... far worse than a hangbover... imagine this guy is like a blur to you talking nonsense and laughing 😂😂😂
"you ever see one of these son?"
Why yes he has.. at least a half dozen times.
"I'm a huge crack dealer but hey i still work here cause i love the hours" LMAO
That joker laugh
Two face
I never figured that it was Monk xD
I feel like this is where the bad boys idea came from when they go to different places shaking ppl down for info or there are consequences 😂😂😂
The first bad boys was even before this movie tho
As K powers down his weapon the sound of a car alarm disarming is heard
01:49
J pulled the ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 so fast
0:46
The most unrealistic part of the whole movie
You ever seen this? LOL
0:46 the moment you realize that Mr monk just got shot in the head
K: I warned him.
J: Put the gun down!
K: I warned him.
Yeah and I'm going to be back to talk about those rolexes.
This explains why Monk is so obsessive.
"A...and imma be back to talk about them Rolexes..."
"Be there. Or be square..." - - - hahahahahaha :-D
1:55 Since J wouldn't remember this incident anyway, it's funny he said he'd follow up on those hot Rolexes when K just extradited Jeebs off Earth completely.
So, they beep out when Jeebs says "pr*ck," but when Edwards says "sh*t* it's totally cool. Ok.
FYI, Tony Shaloub (Jeebs & Monk) played a fantastic recurring character on the TV comedy series Wings long before Monk or Men In Black came along.
Fans of the Jeebs or Monk characters should check him out on Wings too. It's a great series!
And ill be back to talk about them Rolexs🤣🤣