Even though it's played as a joke, I honestly think Holt and Kevin's wedding was beautiful because it showed how committed they were to being together. They weren't sure if the law change was going to last or if it was going to be immediately repealed but they said; even if this doesn't last, even if gay marriage is only legal for five minuets, I am going to marry this man in those five minutes.
I agree. They were so desperate to get married that they didn't care about the circumstances, they just wanted to do it. Much like Jake would later say about Amy, they would probably have been willing to marry each other in a dumpster.
That pie scene really sums them up. Both hopeless romantics who put up a front of compete professionalism because they don't want to seem weak. Kevin would rather discretely dispose of the pie than just tell Raymond he wants a purposeless drive in the countryside.
@@david4rancibia34 They're not bad, but the joke is that most scones have some kind of filling or fruit mix-in or frosting or *something.* It's a mark of how boring Holt and Kevin are that they both love the barren simplicity of a scone with nothing to make it tasty. (The savory equivalent would be a single slice of white bread without butter.)
4:29 THIS SCENE ALWAYS GETS ME, the way Holt and Kevin look at each other and smile, and Holt really feeling love and expresing it has me melting 😭❤. they're are the cutest.
How else do you think he was able to make the perfect dish after only a day of understanding what food meant. Before he prioritized efficiency so he perfected the way to make food as quick as possible while still being edible.
And I think in the early series he was loving Boyle's blog and seemed like a food enthusiasts. They made the change later in the series and I regret they did
You know,as somebody who recently learnt how to make scrambled eggs,boyle was completely in the right here. Nobody should put pepper directly on the thing. Also salt. Took me too many tries to get them right 😂
I really like Holt's ideal food. Maybe not exclusively beige but all your nutritional requirements in a pre portioned serving would simplify day to day eating. Then you just have the normal foods for fancy occasions.
Honestly it took me an embarrasingly long time to understand the Jeopardy joke by Raymond. I've never watched the show growing up so I wasn't familiar with the format of answering in questions.
@@amycox5733 kind of mozart’s rival/friend. He later went mad in his old age and claimed that he was the one to have killed mozart. Many sources claim they were close friends but there also could have been some jealousy on his part since he wasn’t a prodigy like mozart and put his blood, sweat and tears into earning his title of court composer (official composer for the royal family) for the austrian emperor. He was very popular during his time but felt inadequate compared to mozart. I recommend you watch the movie Amadeus although it isn’t the most factual it is a good movie and can shine some light on salieri who is often overlooked nowadays. I hoped this helped, sorry if I rambled I really like history and classical music is my favorite.
@@MathewPuthiakunnel I'd personally say "diff-e-rent", not super enunciating the e, but definitely not omitting it. Also, Holt just strikes me as someone who would over enunciate it, he'd be the one saying "Cab-i-net"
"Different" is unambiguously 2 syllables, at least where I'm from, whereas "cabinet" is unambiguously 3. Anyone who says "diff-e-rent" sounds like they're infantilising by fully enunciating each syllable, but "cab-net" just sounds like gibberish. It would sound more like "cobnut". Try it yourself. Try to say "cab-net" without properly enunciating the "i" and you'll almost certainly still hear it, just no longer stressed. Regardless it's still 3 syllables, stressed or not. The unstressed form just less obviously so.
@@blokvader8283 Also people take syllables out of words or put them in all the time for the sake of poetry or songwriting. I myself have made "power" one syllable on multiple occasions, as have I lengthened "compliment" to four. A certain amount of artistic freedom is often given.
"Love of my life" "And boom I've unalived myself" 🤣 Holt is definitely crazy af. I ask my husband how does it feel to text and drive knowing that if you die, you're also killing me? He doesn't do it anymore. He told me to be safe when I go party because if I'm gone he will be empty husk of a person who will die from malnourishment since he has no reason to live. I am very safe when I go out. LOL
1:15 that could lead somewhere, such as both people will bring things such as raisins and fruit to the bowl to make it better, and together you will make it amazing?
Who knew that two characters with the personalities of a plank of wood and a brock could have 999999x more chemistry than any straight romance ever? And that's a compliment, I love this, it was hilarious and adorable. And the plank of wood was weirdly relatable to my autistic butt
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@@Lucy-wc5vf Thanks. Maybe it's also because this scene isn't in a lot of compilations either. I'm shocked it's from season 3. Thought it might be from 8 since I haven't seen that one yet.
Even though it's played as a joke, I honestly think Holt and Kevin's wedding was beautiful because it showed how committed they were to being together. They weren't sure if the law change was going to last or if it was going to be immediately repealed but they said; even if this doesn't last, even if gay marriage is only legal for five minuets, I am going to marry this man in those five minutes.
I agree. They were so desperate to get married that they didn't care about the circumstances, they just wanted to do it. Much like Jake would later say about Amy, they would probably have been willing to marry each other in a dumpster.
thats a beautiful take, never thought of it that way lol
It’s crazy. A TV show. Made up. And I’m tearing up.
Beautiful thing to say.
It is also a great example of how a big ceremony isn't as important as you and the most important person to you
“If I die please give Kevin my regards”
“What should I say?”
“Regards”
Kevin would blink once every five seconds if he heard that
"If I don't survive, tell my wife, 'hello.'"
@@emperornortoni2871 "if I die tell my wife i love her...
Work ethic."
Ron Swanson : "if I die, please tell both of my ex wives to go to hell"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Romeo and Juliet are nothing compare to our favorite dads
especially because the play ends in a tragic double suicide
Yas queen
"you've just killed Kevin." "Ray-" "I can't hear you Kevin you're dead"!
666th like, and the reply above me was made 6 days earlier than mine
@@SStupendous cursed comment?
@@tyh9365 I've written my fate now, so yes
Holt roleplaying his reaction to Kevin’s death kills me. They’re so perfect together and I do wish they were my dads
Sadly they're only jake's dads ;-;
@@ElliotSunshine And Amy's
@@deltaquadboi I mean they are married so I guess yeah
Same
@@deltaquadboi SWEET HOME ALABAMAAAAAAAAAAAA
That pie scene really sums them up. Both hopeless romantics who put up a front of compete professionalism because they don't want to seem weak. Kevin would rather discretely dispose of the pie than just tell Raymond he wants a purposeless drive in the countryside.
They dont put up a front of professionalism. The professionalism is genuine and its how they express thier love.
@@angusmarch1066 It's a front to a certain extent
Ironically enough that gives the trip a new purpose. Holt takes an annual drive to Saratoga Springs to make his spouse happy.
"...aside from washing their hair...", camera swivels to Holt and his bald head. 😍
Kevin has hair
Your comment made me wheeze out loud
That line from holt
"Right I'm overdoing it, kevin come in here and take your bullet" is my favorite line of the show
You missed out on the handshake. Their public display of affection.
Needed to keep this SFW. 🤝
I love how holt has to double check that Jake understood every little part of the reference at the end like he’s a little kid 😂
To be fair I also did not believe that he understood.
"I can't hear your, Kevin. You're DEAD" always gets me
Holt acts like a robot, but he is a human, he’s a human male
A human male that appreciates heavy breasts.
It’s a haiku. And a fact.
@@nicholashanson2096 It works on two levels.
i love all of you
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey Kevin it's me RAYMOND HOLT
It's spelled R
Delete your account
@@Notconceitedjustbetterthanyou why would I do that
*it is
@@Well....... iiii
Love how he knew Kevin was hiding something when he said “There’s NOTHING better than a plain scone!”😂
i've never tried scones, are they really that good? they look very plain compared to latin american desserts
@@david4rancibia34 They're not bad, but the joke is that most scones have some kind of filling or fruit mix-in or frosting or *something.* It's a mark of how boring Holt and Kevin are that they both love the barren simplicity of a scone with nothing to make it tasty. (The savory equivalent would be a single slice of white bread without butter.)
@@KyleRayner12 To be fair, both a plain scone and a plain piece of bread are delicious. Sometimes, it's nice to enjoy the simplicity.
4:29 THIS SCENE ALWAYS GETS ME, the way Holt and Kevin look at each other and smile, and Holt really feeling love and expresing it has me melting 😭❤. they're are the cutest.
Its funny that such a perfectionist as Holt would care so little about food preperation.
Same thing with Santiago, no way would she use baking soda in lieu of salt, she'd have a binder of salt substitutes, or ways to make it herself
Ikr? Have you seen his rock paintings?
How else do you think he was able to make the perfect dish after only a day of understanding what food meant. Before he prioritized efficiency so he perfected the way to make food as quick as possible while still being edible.
And I think in the early series he was loving Boyle's blog and seemed like a food enthusiasts. They made the change later in the series and I regret they did
can we talk about how captain holt could not live without Kevin that if he knew he died he would die as well.
I was looking for that! That's so sweet
Poor Jake on being guilt tripped by Holt at the safe house.😥
Jake of course would never want anything to happen to one of his dads.😢
I can’t hear you, Kevin, you’re DEAD!
08:19 the way he says raymond so magnificently just says "you naught man" XD . love these 2
The precinct's evidence room is used for everything except the actual purpose of it.
In the words of Jake from the first episode "Why do we even have an evidence room, computers have been invented, right? I didn't dream that?"
You know,as somebody who recently learnt how to make scrambled eggs,boyle was completely in the right here. Nobody should put pepper directly on the thing. Also salt. Took me too many tries to get them right 😂
They're surprisingly tricky.
You’re correct! Season at the end! I hope your egg skills improve soon.
How is it possible for them to make such a simultaneously badass and adorable character as Holt?
I really like Holt's ideal food. Maybe not exclusively beige but all your nutritional requirements in a pre portioned serving would simplify day to day eating. Then you just have the normal foods for fancy occasions.
I laughed SO hard when Jake thought Holt gave him a riddle while mentioning his love story, he even gave the weirdest answer ever :)))
boyle's constant mention of "shampooing a lovers hair" makes me chuckle
that ray and kevin kiss scene was e v e r y t h i n g
3:24 the intensitiy of the "futile" is underappreciated
"marriage is commitment" then Gina's mom cheated on Charles' dad
Charles's dad deserve happiness
@@ZyroShadowPony
*BOYLE BOYS!*
*BOYLE BOYS!*
*BOYLE BOYS!*
Give it a whirl girl~
Gotta love happy Holt 😍😍
No one:
Boyle: YEAH GET IT DADDY
Honestly it took me an embarrasingly long time to understand the Jeopardy joke by Raymond. I've never watched the show growing up so I wasn't familiar with the format of answering in questions.
it's a haiku. and a fact. works on two levels.
"I can't hear you, Kevin - you're DEAD"
“Now I know how Salieri felt” underrated line lol
Who’s Salieri?
@@amycox5733 ikr, never heard of them
@@amycox5733 kind of mozart’s rival/friend. He later went mad in his old age and claimed that he was the one to have killed mozart. Many sources claim they were close friends but there also could have been some jealousy on his part since he wasn’t a prodigy like mozart and put his blood, sweat and tears into earning his title of court composer (official composer for the royal family) for the austrian emperor. He was very popular during his time but felt inadequate compared to mozart. I recommend you watch the movie Amadeus although it isn’t the most factual it is a good movie and can shine some light on salieri who is often overlooked nowadays. I hoped this helped, sorry if I rambled I really like history and classical music is my favorite.
@@Marille7982 thanks for the explanation!
Their marriage is so wholesome and real....Im honestly a bit envious :D
Same.
Gotta love how there’s not any clips from the final season, which definitely has moments that could fit in here
"Do you Kevin-" 'Yeeees.' "And do you-" 'Yes, yes, we're married!'
3:09 can to pan is ok, buuuut seasoning eggs before they bind and scramble makes them watery
"You are Kevin, and I am Santiago"
BS, you are Jake and you know it!
I guess I am the Kevin of the group. I would have the same disbelief and intrigue over the idea of a trip with no purpose.
This was a really fun and beautiful compilation.
Charles teaching holt how to cook is *chef's kiss*
Marriage is a con-
tract between two adults of
different families.
What a genuinely awful haiku.
Especially since "different families" is 6 syllables, not 5
@@blokvader8283 is it diff-e-rent or diff-rent cause of the silent e?
@@MathewPuthiakunnel I'd personally say "diff-e-rent", not super enunciating the e, but definitely not omitting it.
Also, Holt just strikes me as someone who would over enunciate it, he'd be the one saying "Cab-i-net"
"Different" is unambiguously 2 syllables, at least where I'm from, whereas "cabinet" is unambiguously 3.
Anyone who says "diff-e-rent" sounds like they're infantilising by fully enunciating each syllable, but "cab-net" just sounds like gibberish. It would sound more like "cobnut". Try it yourself. Try to say "cab-net" without properly enunciating the "i" and you'll almost certainly still hear it, just no longer stressed. Regardless it's still 3 syllables, stressed or not. The unstressed form just less obviously so.
@@blokvader8283 Also people take syllables out of words or put them in all the time for the sake of poetry or songwriting. I myself have made "power" one syllable on multiple occasions, as have I lengthened "compliment" to four. A certain amount of artistic freedom is often given.
"Love of my life" "And boom I've unalived myself" 🤣 Holt is definitely crazy af.
I ask my husband how does it feel to text and drive knowing that if you die, you're also killing me? He doesn't do it anymore. He told me to be safe when I go party because if I'm gone he will be empty husk of a person who will die from malnourishment since he has no reason to live. I am very safe when I go out. LOL
That's weirdly cute lol
holt is such a monotone guy but he shows his emotion in different ways i love him and his an kevin’s romance is really beautiful
Holt guilt tripping Jake😂😂💔
I think we don't talk about "Kevin come in here, TAKE YOUR BULLET" as much as we should 🤣🤣
i love how in b99 there’s a whole group of people who are just as monotone and serious as holt and kevin and it’s like they have their own language
1:15 that could lead somewhere, such as both people will bring things such as raisins and fruit to the bowl to make it better, and together you will make it amazing?
One of the best caracters in comedy ever, played by na amazing actor
Incredible, Just incredible job!
Who knew that two characters with the personalities of a plank of wood and a brock could have 999999x more chemistry than any straight romance ever? And that's a compliment, I love this, it was hilarious and adorable. And the plank of wood was weirdly relatable to my autistic butt
kevin: because it was *disgusting*
holt: oh my 😧
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If you press it again it won't show so it's ok
i love them so much
This is just proof of gay vulcans. and I love it.
holt and kevin would get along with spock amazingly well
A… trip with no… purpose?
_Raymond_
He could be my United state president
First order of business, everyone must crawl to their living rooms to avoid detection from now on.
Why is this so random I love it
The man making scrambled eggs with vegetable oil should NOT be teaching others, smh
No zingers? No haiku?
Holt is obviously the king but Gina is always on another level.
Holt is an icon
Why does it feel illegal to be this early 😂💀
My favorite quotes✨
0:40 yes YES WE DO, We’re MARRIED
1:27 I feel like I’m floating on a
CROISSANT✨
1:39 give it a whirl girl
7:24 YOU KEVIN
freaks out about seasoning eggs - me: hells yeah
says needs to use hand as middle man - me: 🤦♀ no. you dont season the eggs while theyre cooking.
“Give it a whirl girl” is low key a top 5 Holt line
at 6:36 Kevin's mouth got stuck 🤣
Wait. Kevin says there's apple SEEDS in that pie? Don't they contain arsenic!?!?
"This is devastating, I'm inconsolable, and I've killed myself"
For great eggs, shockingly microwave. They come out light, fluffy and moist
the holtpeless romantic
"A...trip with no purpose?...Raymond."
6:38, what is on kevins head? Is that a spider?
What season is the final scene from? I don't remember it at all.
Season 3 ep 7 The Matress, it's kind of early and not the most memorable episode, but it's a good scene
@@Lucy-wc5vf Thanks. Maybe it's also because this scene isn't in a lot of compilations either. I'm shocked it's from season 3. Thought it might be from 8 since I haven't seen that one yet.
The only thing missing is somehow weaponising his love to hurt Wanch
0:58 Terry's facial expression is on his forehead and face
We don’t talk about Bruno…
A trip with no pie?!.... Raymond! ;-)
Wow, I havent seen the actress that played Darlene since she was on Roseanne!
I want Kevin and Holt to be my dads. It's my dream to meet a gay couple one day who would adopt the adult-child that I am.
Boyle is like Gordan Ramsay
I loved this
Marriage is a CON....Tract 😂
Didn't notice that but this show is amazing
"Marriage is a CON...tract..."
Love romantic Holt
6:37 What's that on Kevin's head?
just a glitch
Where can I get one?
@@thelonewolf7443 become part of the matrix, hack it, and you get a glitch as well!
@@thelonewolf7443 you're already a glitch in your parent's life
@@Well....... Okay, alright, what is this, man? Come on, be better.
It's a haiku AND A FACT
6:58
Says a lot about Holt and his romance that he can make me sort of accept an irredeemably annoying character like Boyle.
ewh
This kind of stuff I love, but when people add black people or gay people to shows just cause they're black or gay is bad and annoying
This will always be my comfort show
Holts reciting of actual website URLs just makes me warm n fuzzy