The Opportunistic Oiler

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  • @NfidelNet
    @NfidelNet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3311

    Actually the first thing you do is park in the middle of the island to block traffic

    • @silverking8742
      @silverking8742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Nfidel i was waiting 4 him to say that too but he never did lol

    • @Please_Enter_A_Name7078
      @Please_Enter_A_Name7078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      And take up, not one, but two pumps.

    • @carschmn
      @carschmn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Very important

    • @Eargesplitten-Loudenboomer
      @Eargesplitten-Loudenboomer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The one by me has pumps facing the other way, so some people park in that same spot but perpendicular to traffic.

    • @chillinwithdylan636
      @chillinwithdylan636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nfidel Net The island is what the pumps are mounted on. 🤯

  • @MoHawkAnakin
    @MoHawkAnakin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1357

    The facts that he stole the oil then proceeded to fill his car with the stolen oil right in front of the front door is mind blowing to me.

    • @switch12345678
      @switch12345678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      He could have said he wanted to pay later because the cashier wasn't around. Then the theft wouldn't be as obvious as just running away or telling some BS.

    • @mxchaeldiaz
      @mxchaeldiaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@switch12345678 literally

    • @collieee2957
      @collieee2957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@switch12345678 but he wouldn’t of had to explain himself if he just drove off lol

    • @switch12345678
      @switch12345678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@collieee2957 He was so dumb, right? Who is collie btw?

    • @collieee2957
      @collieee2957 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@switch12345678 it’s from ghost of Tsushima

  • @ChinaChinaChinaChinaChinaChin4
    @ChinaChinaChinaChinaChinaChin4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    That music transition from Jack looking to monitor and Thief loading some oil 🤣😂

  • @zedededededededededededede425
    @zedededededededededededede425 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Jack walking to the door with the CyberPunk-esque music was way more badass than it should have been.

  • @TheSharter
    @TheSharter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    That much crack showing, he definitely wanted someone to check his oil.

    • @RobertoTheGreat
      @RobertoTheGreat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      💀

    • @jedknutson8373
      @jedknutson8373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yo...what up mr. sharter...

    • @zackfrm330
      @zackfrm330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dude really commented that🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Tyler-ii1dk
      @Tyler-ii1dk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tracy is the best.

    • @Neufutur
      @Neufutur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh daddeh, let Dusty check ya muffler.

  • @rmstigerfan
    @rmstigerfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    LOL at the police cam music. An absolute banger.

    • @TheQuaadFather
      @TheQuaadFather 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Kinda thought it was a Doom soundtrack for a sec 😂

  • @jimmyhooks
    @jimmyhooks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Jack was surprisingly nice about it

    • @joejoerobinson8724
      @joejoerobinson8724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yea for real, his heart grew three sizes

    • @parmmohan4603
      @parmmohan4603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      COVID sympathy

    • @fakumadda1632
      @fakumadda1632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Simple. Theif was bigger and intimidating with that beard. Jack ain't no fool. You size up the situation.

    • @tdunph4250
      @tdunph4250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jack was nice about it because he'd recently had his "oil" changed too

    • @alvh4198
      @alvh4198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I definitely don't thank thieves in my store, paying or otherwise.

  • @DustinIsDriving
    @DustinIsDriving 3 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    At least he stole something he actually needed and not just wanted 😂😂

    • @TooxBlessedToBeStressed
      @TooxBlessedToBeStressed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      No, stealing is stealing. He's a theif. 🙄🤢

    • @Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM
      @Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I didnt know humans required motor oil.

    • @Stxqq
      @Stxqq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM they do if they have a vehicle to run it on lmao

    • @jq7323
      @jq7323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Stxqq a vehicle isn't a necessity to life. You realize vehicles were only made a little over 100 years ago?

    • @skinder842
      @skinder842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@jq7323 In modern times, it's pretty much a necessity in a lot of situations

  • @dgdfyhd
    @dgdfyhd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    One of the most impressive things about these videos is how creative the names are for these videos. The Opportunistic Oiler is great but another one that got me was the Pepsi Pilferer or something lmao

    • @jaynecobb1
      @jaynecobb1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      My favorite was "The Four Fireball Finagler"

    • @henrycox1389
      @henrycox1389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@jaynecobb1 biscotti bandit has to get a mention too

    • @hiimtoilet.iflushthings.2182
      @hiimtoilet.iflushthings.2182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Has the "Butterfinger Bandit" happened yet? I've worked at these types of service stations for years. Seen it all. These videos never suprise me actually.

    • @antoniomontana7856
      @antoniomontana7856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They use the Marvel comics method of naming lmao Peter Parker or Bruce Banner 🤣

    • @likent7992
      @likent7992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don’t forget bout The Purse Packing Armpit Trickster

  • @-Fritz-
    @-Fritz- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    Dipstick: _"Sorry about that. I Just got fired from my job."_
    Jack: _"Oh yeah, what did you get fired for?"_
    Dipstick: _"They said it was for stealing, but I would never do something like that."_

    • @soloricoo6617
      @soloricoo6617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      If anyone isn’t going to appreciate the font style I will😂

    • @jimher357
      @jimher357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣

    • @kenw.1112
      @kenw.1112 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL ! THE THIEF IS REAL BRILLIANT TO STICK AROUND AFTER LIFTING A QUART OF OIL TO PUT IT IN AT THE CRIME SCENE! MAN WHAT A STUPID THIEF!!!

    • @joerodriguez6587
      @joerodriguez6587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That literally didn't happen

    • @irishlad4723
      @irishlad4723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joerodriguez6587 never heard of a joke?

  • @johnnyv9751
    @johnnyv9751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    I think you miscounted, there are 2 dipsticks in that car....LOL

    • @PJL7095
      @PJL7095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ooooo… now that’s funny!

    • @lamarc2634
      @lamarc2634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bahahaha

    • @joemonteirosportsshorts3343
      @joemonteirosportsshorts3343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @CMGDMovies
      @CMGDMovies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You right, oil dipstick and transmission dipstick. glad you know !

    • @bend8353
      @bend8353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CMGDMovies sometimes one for the washer fluid too and maybe even a little one in the power steering. oh yeah, the fat one in the drivers seat

  • @jamesogorman3287
    @jamesogorman3287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    I was sitting, waiting in the driveway of a station in a tiny Oklahoma town years ago when Cletus slid to a stop at the pumps.
    He got out, popped the hood of his LTD, then, all in one motion, pulled the dipstick, ran it through his fingers to clean off the oil, yelled “ THAT SON OF A BITCH IS HOT”, then threw the dipstick about 20 yards across the parking lot.
    Brilliant observation, Cletus.

    • @stephansmith3642
      @stephansmith3642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaa

    • @clarkkent1521
      @clarkkent1521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is this the first time he's ever checked a dipstick, or did he forget all the previous times he's checked it?

    • @jamesogorman3287
      @jamesogorman3287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Andrew, there may have been alcohol involved.

    • @clarkkent1521
      @clarkkent1521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@jamesogorman3287 The IQ of a Cletus with alcohol isn't that much different from a Cletus without.

    • @oskara1991
      @oskara1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@clarkkent1521 must be first time checking right after running the car

  • @TheInsaneShecklador
    @TheInsaneShecklador 3 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    Way to "crack" the case Jack. I was worried he was gonna slip away like a little rattlesnake.

    • @jhawk1985
      @jhawk1985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Slippery lil rattle snake 🤣

    • @jeffreyhalsall7019
      @jeffreyhalsall7019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jhawk1985 he had no oil so he wasn't slippery yet. 😂

    • @PolskiKrajowa
      @PolskiKrajowa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Impressive joke dear friend

    • @thegreatcanadianlumberjack5307
      @thegreatcanadianlumberjack5307 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jack had Ample time to get him. I mean is parked right outside the door,

    • @danielbrunner7730
      @danielbrunner7730 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol I was literally about to correct you and say you mean slippery little rattlesnake! Someone needs me to it!

  • @nestorgarcia2843
    @nestorgarcia2843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How the music goes from intense to calm 😂😂

  • @BruinsPastaSauce
    @BruinsPastaSauce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    the fact that he actually stayed and put the oil in shows you how methed up this guy is!

    • @lexusvip4003
      @lexusvip4003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Too much meat on those bones to be a meth head..

    • @TheEnd-eg6wq
      @TheEnd-eg6wq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Not a lot of 400lb methheads running around.

    • @BENNY_MAC
      @BENNY_MAC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lexusvip4003 Maybe he just started smoking Meth lol.

    • @deltahomicide9300
      @deltahomicide9300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lexusvip4003 Meth addicts eventually eat and sleep on the stuff

    • @popehatesrap
      @popehatesrap 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deltahomicide9300 you know from personal experience with yourself/family/friends?

  • @joeyalbergo
    @joeyalbergo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    THE MUSIC WHEN JACK IS CHECKING THE CAMERAS
    IS FKNG EPIC 🤣🤣🤣

  • @waltgold6254
    @waltgold6254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    He stole it then had the balls to use in front of the gas station. 🤯

    • @--_DJ_--
      @--_DJ_-- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Balls or lack of intelligence?

    • @dieterrosswag933
      @dieterrosswag933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He was just checking if it was fluid enough before paying

  • @RocketRaccoonIzHot
    @RocketRaccoonIzHot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Whenever I'm in a corner store or gas station I always imagine the cashier is thinking about me like this

  • @AAP0000
    @AAP0000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Jack has a really good eye. I would’ve never even been able to see him with that hoodie on.

  • @cheekymonkeyD1
    @cheekymonkeyD1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love how you put the two different types of music for the scenes 😂😂😂👍🏽

  • @inammahboob6885
    @inammahboob6885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Jack was actually pretty chill with this case.

    • @madddawgg5133
      @madddawgg5133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He only acts tough on small guys and girls. This dude here woulda kicked the dog shit outta him.

    • @Body_Model
      @Body_Model 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@madddawgg5133 You sound mad did you get caught stealing lol.

    • @Nerotoni
      @Nerotoni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      just because he's finishing his shift, no time for bullshit

    • @nickcastaneda203
      @nickcastaneda203 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@milesjohnson5487 exactly

  • @aaronfactor6838
    @aaronfactor6838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Same! Every time I walk into a gas station I make sure to never look up at the counter since that’s what thief’s do 🤣 I hear him say it every time in my head while I’m walking to pick out some delicious beverages.

  • @benjaminfrankliniii9857
    @benjaminfrankliniii9857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    He looked shocked that his camo didn't work

    • @Nicholas-f5
      @Nicholas-f5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Invisibily cloak

  • @alisiaasworld229
    @alisiaasworld229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Glad to see him actually pay surprised he didn’t flee 🤣😭

  • @ecw787
    @ecw787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That music when Jack walks up to thief. 😂😂😂

  • @lvlopez7147
    @lvlopez7147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    These encounters have become more of a mini movie clips thanks to that editing 👏👏

  • @ShewasIwas-biden
    @ShewasIwas-biden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Every time I go into a gas station I always "Looook up at the counter". Aaaand then I feel guilty for no reason🤦‍♂️

    • @benjamincrew1949
      @benjamincrew1949 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it's just a natural reaction. I do it too usually wondering if there's a line.

    • @SephBane
      @SephBane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I do too to say hi to the cashier.

    • @danielbrunner7730
      @danielbrunner7730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too! I've never stolen anything in my entire life yet I still feel ashamed after I notice that I just looked up to the counter! Lol

    • @SwagJaws
      @SwagJaws 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've looked up at the counter at this exact gas station 😂

  • @flypimpinogflypimp2126
    @flypimpinogflypimp2126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the way you narrate this stuff and the music you put in it it is absolutely hilarious you got me cracking up over here! LOL

  • @nik2957
    @nik2957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The music you were playing when he's checking the cameras kind of sounds like it belongs in a Doom game.

    • @sammy9103
      @sammy9103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr & music as the rattlesnake put his oil was hilarious😂

    • @SKITTLELA
      @SKITTLELA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought it was The Matrix.

    • @MrEmerys89
      @MrEmerys89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think it’s from Cyberpunk 2077

    • @DoriMartin
      @DoriMartin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was epic got a good haha from that part of the video was epic haha

  • @52969RST
    @52969RST 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Best part didn’t hold the door open for him!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BruceChastain
    @BruceChastain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Kinda went easy on him, I’ve seen people cursed out and banned over a $2 candy bar.

    • @benjamincrew1949
      @benjamincrew1949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well, the guy needed the oil. People don't need a candy bar.

    • @Ben.....
      @Ben..... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Its night their alone and hes a big dude. Gotta be careful

    • @zarthur2752
      @zarthur2752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gotta be even more careful with people stupid enough not to flee the scene..
      Oh and he was huge lol

  • @gena4638
    @gena4638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The music as Jack is walking outside to confront the oil thief 😂

  • @parmmohan4603
    @parmmohan4603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Man you are savage with music and the suspense ….love it!!!

  • @rileycavalero1563
    @rileycavalero1563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love the music you added it made it so much more intense 😂

  • @camrillem
    @camrillem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Can we talk about the fact this guy used 3 towels to clean a fucking dipstick?

  • @phantazem9381
    @phantazem9381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The badass music when Jack leaves the counter

  • @costly_cb7
    @costly_cb7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Dudes brain cells were running on E 😅

  • @theherbpuffer
    @theherbpuffer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of the better ones I've seen. The different scenes, music, everything. Good job 👍

  • @Dokujitsu
    @Dokujitsu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    He probably didn't think anyone would see him thanks to that sweet camo hoodie.

    • @jonr4721
      @jonr4721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Some head with a hat and a butt Crack stole some oil

    • @icemancometh8679
      @icemancometh8679 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😁

  • @Lrr_Of_Omikron
    @Lrr_Of_Omikron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man your commentary is too funny. Sorry to hear about your bro, hope he pulls through and has a full recovery.

  • @Sebastianperez23525
    @Sebastianperez23525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    give this man a TV deal so this can be a show

    • @AoE2Replays
      @AoE2Replays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      No keep it on the internet! Fuck tv, let it die! But I 200% support your sentiment! These guys rock

    • @FredrikMikkelsen91
      @FredrikMikkelsen91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He doesn't need that crap

    • @lawlor2925
      @lawlor2925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not enough video for a show. Gotta have atleast 30 mins each week

    • @wiskyvet
      @wiskyvet 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lawlor2925 The dude has 204 videos on here if I counted right. You only need 20 minutes for a 30 minute time slot. With all the unnecessary yaking they do, with just a few actual videos, on shows like Court Cam, Body Cam, Fasten Your Seatbelt, etc he has plenty enough video for several seasons.

    • @lawlor2925
      @lawlor2925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wiskyvet 204 videos from YEARS of doing it lol. And avg 3 min on all those. That ain't enough at all lol, I get notifications each time he does a new 3 min video and seems like it's once every 2 weeks, sometimes once a month

  • @CJRoyalOfficial
    @CJRoyalOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:37 - Code Blue Cam TH-cam intro music

  • @reddymedia7799
    @reddymedia7799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love these😂 every time I go anywhere and someone does something stupid. I can hear my self say “COMEEEE ONNN NOWWW”

  • @favtrip
    @favtrip 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The king 👑 is back. Great video as always.

  • @lunarnut
    @lunarnut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Even thought they actually let him pay for the oil, it is weird not hearing that Unsolved Mysteries type theme at the end. :(

    • @edgargarred4319
      @edgargarred4319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he isnt in trouble or wanted because he paid for it at the end

    • @kilroy1964
      @kilroy1964 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well he wasn't exactly gonna return the oil now was he?

    • @carolcline2830
      @carolcline2830 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah that explains why I felt the video ended suddenly!

  • @Zulisian
    @Zulisian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The editing had me on the edge of my seat on this one, kudos!

  • @urmama9845
    @urmama9845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love these videos. You are the best commentator in the history of TH-cam.

  • @dakotajohnson8113
    @dakotajohnson8113 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    3:49 Release the Jack the Confronting Machine

  • @pointmanenterprises9997
    @pointmanenterprises9997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    shoutout to the middle aisle

  • @Swearing0000
    @Swearing0000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    The moral of the story: Don’t take Grandma’s Buick unless she’s keeping up on the maintenance.

  • @RemmySkye
    @RemmySkye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    He was man enough to come in pay and apologize. That's alot more than most of the gas station thieves so kudos to that 👏

    • @feelingfriskyx560
      @feelingfriskyx560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He is a coward

    • @collieee2957
      @collieee2957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not really he even denied it at first, only came in to pay once the police were mentioned. Lied about the one he took, and probably lied about getting fired. Most people say sorry just to curb the discomfort

  • @joejoerobinson8724
    @joejoerobinson8724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wow why was Jaximus Maximus so nice to this guy? Nicest I’ve ever seen him.

    • @Josiuh
      @Josiuh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did you see the size of that guy?

    • @debo2842
      @debo2842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Josiuh 😂

  • @bullishastronaut1120
    @bullishastronaut1120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That music playing whilst he is topping his stolen oil is 👏 🙀

  • @jamesogorman3287
    @jamesogorman3287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Another CSB. I was working in a gas station many years ago when a guy pulls up and asks for five bucks worth, then opens the trunk, pulls out a five gallon can of oil, pops the hood, pours some into the engine, then slams the hood.
    He never checked the oil before or after adding the oil. He could probably tell how much it needed by the key of the clatter the engine made.

    • @patmoran8741
      @patmoran8741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Been there done that !

    • @johnn3542
      @johnn3542 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Car I used to drive would lose oil pressure going around a corner when it got more than a quart low.

    • @dustyc324
      @dustyc324 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      every half tank is 2 qts. no need to check. it won't be overfill for too long and will be low for three days anyway.
      I drove a corolla. I fixed it and had probably the only corolla with 300k miles that burned no oil. That thing was like fill the oil and check the gas when I bought it.

  • @jondelgado2653
    @jondelgado2653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man, the crazies in these videos take the term “convenience store” to a whole other level.

  • @j.m.5995
    @j.m.5995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    A low Oil reading on a warm and running engine might be a correct reading on a cold engine

    • @jamesp13152
      @jamesp13152 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea! You dont check the oil with the engine running, dah... 😁

    • @bm7760
      @bm7760 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      True but you check the oil at operating temperature.

  • @chrisalvarez3393
    @chrisalvarez3393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow I'm surprised Jack didn't curse him out and tell this guy not to come back. Jack was ready to get the hell out of there!!

  • @nickschafer8016
    @nickschafer8016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Jack was about to hulk bust out of his son's clothes when he got a wiff of a thief in the store

    • @dustyc324
      @dustyc324 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      that is quite the belly.

  • @drewdavis3208
    @drewdavis3208 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m from Tempe AZ born and raised and at 37 I had to google wtf miracle melt was. You learn something new everyday.

  • @MrCain667
    @MrCain667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I feel compelled to mention that u HAVE to let the oil drain into the pan before it will read correctly.

    • @johnn3542
      @johnn3542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol someone said " you must really be low on oil if it reads low minutes after turning it off". 🤔

    • @bluemonday2000
      @bluemonday2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lies. The lube techs and everyone else test that shit the minute the engine turns off

  • @da3musceteers
    @da3musceteers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These videos crack me up so much I can't even watch them in public. No pun intended

  • @T_O_Negative
    @T_O_Negative 3 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    This is the kind of guy that goes around blaming everyone else for being broke

    • @saucondeez5145
      @saucondeez5145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      “Thanks Biden”

    • @nunyazero
      @nunyazero 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep!!!

    • @audiotyresup
      @audiotyresup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@saucondeez5145 A lot of people have been broke before Biden was in office.

    • @phillylove7290
      @phillylove7290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@audiotyresup Yes, that's the joke...

    • @audiotyresup
      @audiotyresup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@phillylove7290 being broke is a joke?

  • @Huntington1982
    @Huntington1982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pretty slick. Jack the oil and then put it in the car right in front of the door of the store.

  • @FrankFrankly711
    @FrankFrankly711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    It blows my mind that people just steal as part of their everyday lives, they think they are smarter than the store employees and think they are just entitled to free stuff. 🤔

    • @hakrj12
      @hakrj12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Liberals.

    • @salweezy1
      @salweezy1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They think they are smarter than the cameras 😂

    • @matthewjon3772
      @matthewjon3772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@hakrj12 He said he had a job, so probably not a liberal.

    • @stephaniegarfield29142
      @stephaniegarfield29142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      so, the idea is that no working class person could be a liberal? or that no liberal has a job, or respect for their fellow man... what kind of dumbshit stereotype is that?

    • @FrankFrankly711
      @FrankFrankly711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@stephaniegarfield29142 I'm pretty sure Jack and the Thief are both Conservatives lol. There are good people on both sides! 🤣

  • @tonsshameless8741
    @tonsshameless8741 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the commentation on these videos this dude is amazingly entertaining

  • @PJL7095
    @PJL7095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    There must be a lot of store product laying around that bathroom

  • @Skittlesskittles-om6hp
    @Skittlesskittles-om6hp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The story goes …The Plumber stole the car oil at the gas station..😳😳😳😳😂😂😂😂

  • @davidwilson2756
    @davidwilson2756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The rap song videos are hilarious! Enjoy all the videos, even shown some to local gas station owners/employees. They always laugh

  • @RyanLovesSprite2
    @RyanLovesSprite2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The music when jack went on the hunt had me dead.

  • @spinecordless
    @spinecordless 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    jack is back yet again and this time he is getting oiled up😆

  • @blasianboyyエッセンス
    @blasianboyyエッセンス 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Drop a quick duece” that made me static laugh 😂

  • @envy4997
    @envy4997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    dude was dumb enough to stay at the scene after stealing but that ironically saved him from catching a theft charge

  • @sonofsam5825
    @sonofsam5825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is hilarous the editing is awesome

  • @lemster101
    @lemster101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    If your oil is low when your engine is hot, you're really low. So good thing he didn't drive too far with it that low.
    Also, when you were describing what a dipstick looks like, I was fully expecting to hear a description of our perp.

    • @jeffmccool5690
      @jeffmccool5690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Not true. Your oil will read low while hot, because it's slung up in the motor. Check oil cold and atf hot

    • @allseeingeyezz
      @allseeingeyezz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeffmccool5690 check it after 5 minutes of shutting off the engine after it has reached operating temperature

  • @eightytwobucks623
    @eightytwobucks623 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I absolutely love the titles of these videos

  • @Bearbait01
    @Bearbait01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    He had a chance to do right. "You gonna pay for that oil?" "yes sir i just didnt know where you were and i'm in a hurry" not "This is my oil" Who does he think he is the United States? Just entitled to everyone else's oil? (Lol)

    • @THEMarcusAurelius1
      @THEMarcusAurelius1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If only we took every else's oil!! We spend $trillions$ bombing and rebuilding countries and walk away with NOTHING!!

    • @Bearbait01
      @Bearbait01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@THEMarcusAurelius1 Yeah true.

  • @splintercelloo7
    @splintercelloo7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The fact that it took him 4 paper towels to wipe the dip stick already told me enough about this dude.

  • @MrGeekGamer
    @MrGeekGamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I'm always amazed that people will steal things that cost so little.

    • @tonyg490
      @tonyg490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It costing so little is why many people do it. They know the cops are not likely to get involved and if they get caught they can just pay for it. Stealing expensive items that you can't afford to pay for is much more rare because of the consequences.

    • @J8den
      @J8den 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@tonyg490 this guy definitely steals ^

    • @Street-Shred82
      @Street-Shred82 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@J8den lol

    • @Josiuh
      @Josiuh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mobil 1 is the farthest thing from costing little lol

    • @i.still.function3463
      @i.still.function3463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Josiuh lol forreals! Obviously some ppl here don't change their own oil Hahah

  • @Mr_panda_king
    @Mr_panda_king 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i was eating bread when you were talking about shit i was forced to stop

  • @bertvdlast
    @bertvdlast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That unbearable tension building up when the Jackhammer was checking the crime footage was almost too much for me.

  • @psychedelicicecream3613
    @psychedelicicecream3613 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's funny how the cashier's never do all that tough talk with the guys bigger than them

    • @TheBOG3
      @TheBOG3 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He even thanked him. WTF?!!!

  • @Allegedlynewman
    @Allegedlynewman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "I just got fired from my job" yea, losing a job sucks. But the gas station attendant is gonna be out of a job if the company cant pay employees from your 5 finger discount

    • @Allegedlynewman
      @Allegedlynewman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @DinoMack i know. I figured he was, im just saying

  • @Dr.Acula76
    @Dr.Acula76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jaximus has the greatest backing music ever!

  • @justinrobertson2271
    @justinrobertson2271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jack really must of saw something in this guy to let him off so easy

  • @JackalGB
    @JackalGB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This car has 3 dipsticks... Oil, Transmission and Mr.T. Leaf-McCracken. 😄

  • @goofygraber
    @goofygraber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Of course the oil looks low, you're supposed to wait 5 minutes after you shut it off before you check the oil.

    • @bradleymenezes6196
      @bradleymenezes6196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you. Was looking for this comment lol

    • @conwaytitty710
      @conwaytitty710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And he probably didn’t even know if there was full synthetic already in the pan.

  • @jademoth1626
    @jademoth1626 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    These videos are put together perfectly 😭

  • @bugbuster11
    @bugbuster11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Dude's kicking himself now. If he was honest, he probably would have bought the $3 oil but since he thought it was going to be free, ended up paying way more.

    • @someguy9778
      @someguy9778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lol...3 dollar oil at a gas station. Yeah...right.

    • @steelisthemeal
      @steelisthemeal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cheap gets expensive

  • @russianaloha4576
    @russianaloha4576 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg I been binge watching these today, and this 1 has me laughing so hard!! 😂

  • @smurphy131421
    @smurphy131421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    What ever happened to charging them 2x or 3x the price?

    • @ChrisMFlorida
      @ChrisMFlorida 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It was 9.60... Biden took care of that for ya.

    • @--_DJ_--
      @--_DJ_-- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ChrisMFlorida It's sad when a quart of oil is worth 5% of the car you pour it into.

    • @donutdan1508
      @donutdan1508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ChrisMFlorida Damn right he did!

    • @MrArcticPOWER
      @MrArcticPOWER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ChrisMFlorida bUt INflAtiOn isN'T tHAt BAd thOuGh

    • @XenomorphLV426
      @XenomorphLV426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ChrisMFlorida that's actually cheap for synthetic at a convenient store.

  • @TheTapout95
    @TheTapout95 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    When i showed my sister this youtube channel. We sat there scrolling through the videos just laughing so hard at the video names.

  • @tooldaniellateralus9298
    @tooldaniellateralus9298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Let me guess....he got fired for stealing.

    • @whodeycinbengals
      @whodeycinbengals 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s actually hard to get fired from a job unless you just don’t try or you are a thief. He’s just another one of the countless pos victims out there in the world today. Catch them stealing and they always have a sob story.

    • @runawaycat4594
      @runawaycat4594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Either that or walking around the place with his crack showing :D

    • @salweezy1
      @salweezy1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He also got fired on his first day at the new job 😂😂

    • @cl7510
      @cl7510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stealing boxes… on his day off.

    • @salweezy1
      @salweezy1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cl7510 he think he tryin to built a club house with them boxes 😂

  • @jtsullivan88
    @jtsullivan88 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jack in slo mo with the music.. just fantastic

  • @safaricartvideos
    @safaricartvideos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I was hoping Jack was going to make him drain it back out, and leave.

    • @audiotyresup
      @audiotyresup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wouldn't work, would have to drain all the older oil with it, and would have some loss with what remains on the container for a while. Plus if his oil is low, he probably has a leak, so the oil is already dirty when poured in.

    • @safaricartvideos
      @safaricartvideos 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@audiotyresup You are correct, but it was just a joke.

  • @LeesReviews69
    @LeesReviews69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:13 the cyberpunk theme music 🤣

  • @DannyHG33
    @DannyHG33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I like his mindset of "Here's a good place to check my oil parking spot"

  • @tookitooki8166
    @tookitooki8166 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the music you put in, So funny!

  • @Dranzerk8908
    @Dranzerk8908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He wasn't sorry, not only did it hide it, he was trying to rush when he saw him back at register, then he flat out lied saying he already had it. I think you need to automatically change price of every item to a arrestable theft charge like walmart does. $20 turns into $75 so they get charged now. lol

    • @s1234pro
      @s1234pro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A lying thief. Imagine that.

    • @msstarlight4770
      @msstarlight4770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They did, in their early videos. It always made me laugh even harder. I'm not sure why they stopped doing it, though.

  • @Casey-Jones-i1y
    @Casey-Jones-i1y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hell! If that car is that low of oil he should have stole a couple quarts!

  • @aether9083
    @aether9083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What CCTV vendors do you recommend? Don't need specifics about what you use at your building, just looking for general recommendations for a medium size business and a doctor's office.

    • @dustynwilliams7816
      @dustynwilliams7816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fr I need to know what system this is lmao