I want to see a completely unironic 20-minute playthrough of Madagascar 2 where you're recording your screen with a phone from 2013 and you're way too close to the mic. Please and thank you.
Glad you liked the kiridashi. I've always been a fan of sailing and nautical stuff and Jack Tar is an old timey name for sailors so I named my knife shop after that. Kinda embarrassed that you uncovered my scheme to steal your Dan but I'll get him next time. Also it's pronounced A-gus-toe.
Hey Eli, our Dan went missing around the time you made yours. Not trying to imply or accuse you of anything, but kinda sus, not gonna lie. Thanks, -Jimmy
@@shanehackett112 I just played dig dug the other day on my ds model something or other. The one with a cartridge slot in the bottom. That shits old. Its been thrown around for years and years and not a scratch on it. Nintendo used to make unbreakable shit but these Joycons are really busting my balls. Congrats on making it in the video btw
That sheath at the end there was pretty sweet! I have been considering taking up leather work...but I already have so many things I do, I am just not sure if I can fit it in. Thanks for the video, Eli, I missed this series.
The fact that your P.O. Box is in Chicago is crazy to me, I might be able to meet the person that has inspired me to create things randomly on the street one day
So, this was the first video of yours I've ever seen. Hilarious. Turns out, you have an EVEN MORE secret channel making badass knives and Dans and stuff. Can't wait to make my own Dan. Keep rocking
I been here since the beginning bro your first video ever with the homemade knifes dude u inspired me too though nothing to the quality of your stuff man i love it none the less pls dont ever stop making vids man u da best i grew up watching u dawg
14:09 depending on how it’s worn it could either be a Coat of Plates (plates on the outside) or it could be considered a brigandine (plates on the inside, usually layered over each other)
ur such a wonderful person and i love the way how you make vids with that much honesty and realness about urself i mean ur not being fake about how you are and not selling yourself like other youtubers that once were like you but changed so bad that i almost dont even watch ppl on youtube regularly anymore. you still care about money but ur not trying to force them so hard like other ones do ,,remember subscribe like comment and ring the bell" (holy fck stop) ur just being true and you is the only person on youtube wich i watch like as soon as they upload so just please dont change cuz i just freakin adore the person you are. ✝ ♡
The flap on the back of the rag is for after you tie the rag you can then tuck the string and knot and it won’t tickle your neck, at least that’s what I do
I mean I know theres not gonna be any future alpha mail videos but if there were you should have a camera that records you opening the box with the knives, thats half of the fun
My mom loves your videos lol. I sent her your forge build and she thought you were hilarious and so do I. I made sure not to slip up and tell her about this channel though.
I am glad that you are a Christian that does not give in to the pressures of our world to curse. I know how hard it can be to live your faith when the world pushes against you. Keep going strong. You help give me strength to carry on and know that tomorrow is will be a new day. It means a lot to see Christians who are not ashamed of their beliefs. I will keep you in my prayers.
Eli my mom said you can come over for tater tots tommorow after soccer practice.
Can I come
You cant see California w/o Marlon Brando's eyes tho
@@MayaNormusAss it's all in your head
What time?
If his mom was smart... Not with a tag name like that!
I want to see a completely unironic 20-minute playthrough of Madagascar 2 where you're recording your screen with a phone from 2013 and you're way too close to the mic. Please and thank you.
This is wildly important
I would pay real American dollars for exactly this.
How do I make this comment get more likes, he has to do this
This is oddly specific
"This is the only Alpha Mail that Exists"
*So that was a [H-CKING] lie*
(In Goofy Voice) "A-HYUCKING LIE!"
Glad you liked the kiridashi. I've always been a fan of sailing and nautical stuff and Jack Tar is an old timey name for sailors so I named my knife shop after that. Kinda embarrassed that you uncovered my scheme to steal your Dan but I'll get him next time. Also it's pronounced A-gus-toe.
Very nice brotha.
Nice!
Ohh icic. Well thanks for it. Certified not-sus.
@@elisverysecretchannel1677 glad to hear that! Hope you get a lot of good use out of it
I was gonna like this comment but then I saw it was at 69
so glad to be a part of this monumental moment
Same bro
Facts
Literally
Indeed
Indubitably.
Guys, this channel is supposed to be a secret
What channel😉
I don’t see a channel? You feeling okay bud?
No u r
New phone who dis?
I can't believe I'm one of the few people able to witness the launching of a completely new and original ZNA series. I feel so blessed.
TH-cam blew your cover, this was recommended
As an Italian, the Japanese YOOOOOO for every nationality is hilarious
That’s from a video game I believe I have that specific sound saved
AAAAAAAAA
Bababooey
@@joedirt6212 im pretty sure its jiriyas noise
Dio porco
This series definitely has potential Eli! I love this very first episode of a series with no other episodes
Hey Eli, our Dan went missing around the time you made yours. Not trying to imply or accuse you of anything, but kinda sus, not gonna lie.
Thanks,
-Jimmy
Dans tend to wander. Just put a bowl of root beer on your porch, he'll be back.
I'm am the only Jimmy
Can’t wait to watch the second ever alpha mail to exist
*holds up magnet of Colorado flag*
"Some sort of badge"
i have come to the comments looking for solidarity, and i've found it
I have missed thee videos very happy I’m getting flash backs to the old days of the channel
You are mistaken, I've never made one of these before.
Here’s the petition for the 20 part Up play through
Just some Balrog with internet access. I’m like 99% sure the game still works.
@@shanehackett112 why tf wouldn't it
booty_ hunter420 it’s old, and has been sitting on my shelf for years. Then again, it’s a DS game. Those things are built pretty tough
@@shanehackett112 I just played dig dug the other day on my ds model something or other. The one with a cartridge slot in the bottom. That shits old. Its been thrown around for years and years and not a scratch on it. Nintendo used to make unbreakable shit but these Joycons are really busting my balls. Congrats on making it in the video btw
I plan in sending something in soon, just forgot cause lot of weird stuff, also don't sell that bowie, it's your first excellent forged knife, keep it
i'm with you on all of this.
Eli already sold it im pretty sure, or im wrong
eli: jokes about this being the only alpha mail
me: opens youtube video downloader for archives
This really is the only episode of alpha mail that exists
This is a great first episode. Its like you've done this before. I'm in awe
I'm a natty
I would say pog but I’m not some kind of cave creature so I’m not going too
hMm
Not very poggers of you
Definitely not poggers bro
Dang that was cool, you should totally make more episodes of this new show Eli.
That little hat joke had me cackling
They are called, "Leather cutting knives"
The du rags are actually skull caps I use them for welding to not damage my head from the sparks!
What happened to all your content on zna Productions
some quality edits and a little dash of memes is the good stuff that I like to see
That sheath at the end there was pretty sweet! I have been considering taking up leather work...but I already have so many things I do, I am just not sure if I can fit it in. Thanks for the video, Eli, I missed this series.
Okay I legit laughed at the small pac shirt joke and how annoyed Eli looked 🤣👌
A calm bad unboxing, thank you Eli
That style is commonly called a Kiradshi....or a japanese marking knife
Way more children watch this channel than I thought. Imma have to sashay over to the adult table.
The fact that your P.O. Box is in Chicago is crazy to me, I might be able to meet the person that has inspired me to create things randomly on the street one day
Glad Alpha mail is back, Eli! Not that you've done it before
So, this was the first video of yours I've ever seen. Hilarious. Turns out, you have an EVEN MORE secret channel making badass knives and Dans and stuff. Can't wait to make my own Dan. Keep rocking
Thanks for the smiles.
np
Love that you did an Alpha mail again. I still remember the First OG alpha mail
Thank you for uploading tonight:)
If you don't do the 20 part up series I will die of death.
Ngl I’m craving some juicy new body armor Eli
my boy, what happend to main
you honestly have one of the most unique senses of humor around. it never fails to get a laugh out of me!
I NEED that Up episode...
I been here since the beginning bro your first video ever with the homemade knifes dude u inspired me too though nothing to the quality of your stuff man i love it none the less pls dont ever stop making vids man u da best i grew up watching u dawg
you did have my armour on backward, and the plates are duct work metal. there was also a letter as well
Dang sorry dude, I'll check the box better next time i'm in the shop.
@@elisverysecretchannel1677 no worry's. seeing you try it on backwards was well worth it!
bro id kill for a 20 part up series ngl
your cover has been blown as the algorithm chose this for the front page.
As time goes on, I don't know if this channel becomes more or less secret
Fingers crossed for that DS in episode 2! 👍
Is Eli a Groyper, I get the vibes
Cant wait for the next vidfo
I cried laughing at this video. Your videos are so freakin hilarious and I want more!!
I miss this so much glad to see alpha mail back
I have never wanted anything more than a 20 part Nintendo DS Up series from Eli.
1:14 for split second there bud you looked like you were rockin a fine phylactery. 👌
DUDE I COMMENTED BEFORE SEEING THE REST OF THE VIDEO. woah
HAHAHA and now he's got the magen David button
Hate to tell ya, the channel isn't a secret. Love ya bro wish you the best
Glad to be certified not sus. Thanks Eli, very cool. Is there any material you've wanted to work with?
Btw, I'm sending some wewd for handles for the second alpha mail since you said you had more than enough blade stock.
-Cole
love your work eli. big inspiration.
14:09 depending on how it’s worn it could either be a Coat of Plates (plates on the outside) or it could be considered a brigandine (plates on the inside, usually layered over each other)
Nice! A brand new show from Eli the man!
Woah, based. Love to see it. God bless, Eli.
10:25 pretty sure that's a leather work knife
"I am...me" is lagitamately the most relatable think anyone has ever said. LOL
Wow this alpha mail video is very nice hope there will be more. : )
"I almost said something i shouldn't have" name. them. bruh.
Eli BASTE confirmed
@@altpotts6252 bas·sed
Tf was he gonna say?
Do i have chimp brain i dont know what he was gonna say
john j so based
Note to self: send some honey but Cheerios to get featured in the NEW series
The holster thing is a sword frog lol.. You crack me up.
After many years...i've found it. At long last.
The editing is getting better and better definitely a stuffed baked dan
Great to see alpha mail back!
Bruh I was literally thinking Eli should do an Alpha Mail last night.
This is way better then I thought it would be
ur such a wonderful person and i love the way how you make vids with that much honesty and realness about urself i mean ur not being fake about how you are and not selling yourself like other youtubers that once were like you but changed so bad that i almost dont even watch ppl on youtube regularly anymore. you still care about money but ur not trying to force them so hard like other ones do ,,remember subscribe like comment and ring the bell" (holy fck stop) ur just being true and you is the only person on youtube wich i watch like as soon as they upload so just please dont change cuz i just freakin adore the person you are. ✝
♡
My MI5 agent said that I’m not allowed to watch this video yet, it’s slowing down the queen’s WiFi.
The first letter is when you type too fast but he just wrote too fast
Eli just seems generally over it in this video lol
Letters be kinda long ngl lol.
I missed this so much
Wow very nice, it's so good to be watching a new show
The holster shieth thing at about the 15 minute mark is for swords, I think they are called sword frogs but I'm not entirely sure
You can tell because this is actually a new alpha mail because his forearms are bigger.
Keep up the great work Eli. You like messages to me concise so I’ll just say thank you for making videos (:
The flap on the back of the rag is for after you tie the rag you can then tuck the string and knot and it won’t tickle your neck, at least that’s what I do
I'm gonna send a package, I found enough gar- I mean... cool stuff to send you.
IM SO EXCITED FOR THE FIRST ALPHA MAIL!!!
I’ve been subscribed since you’ve been making machetes out of smaller machetes, keep it up! I love your videos!
wow! great NEW video series idea, wonder where you got the idea
eliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii comeeeeeeeeeeeee backkkkkkkkkkkkkk
its called a kiridashi
An irl fallout 4 themed syringer rifle would be pretty sick, that's probably why you got those
I mean I know theres not gonna be any future alpha mail videos but if there were you should have a camera that records you opening the box with the knives, thats half of the fun
Love the vintage samurai shodown sounds
We all know you're based Eli, epic video brother
I like the new series, extremely creative original ideas only
Whoa, cool series idea, you're pretty smart to start it, Eli
NEW SERIES?!??!?!?!?!??!
My mom loves your videos lol. I sent her your forge build and she thought you were hilarious and so do I. I made sure not to slip up and tell her about this channel though.
Couldn't stop laughing, amazing content Eli.
Guys I'm so glad I watch this super secret channel so I can see Eli's first ever Alpha Mail™
Wondering why TH-cam hid this from me
This channels so secret even Eli forgot about it
I am glad that you are a Christian that does not give in to the pressures of our world to curse. I know how hard it can be to live your faith when the world pushes against you. Keep going strong. You help give me strength to carry on and know that tomorrow is will be a new day. It means a lot to see Christians who are not ashamed of their beliefs. I will keep you in my prayers.
Of course. Going to hell is cringe. Stay the course, James 1:12.