Asmongold Ruined Everything

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  • @wohobludog
    @wohobludog 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +59

    I don't know if you are being funny or serious but I don't like you either way.

    • @Zave85
      @Zave85 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      i agree with you on the fact that his bit is not enjoyable to watch, he breaks character all the time and the delivery is bad.
      that said, if you really can't understand that this is just him being sarcastic you are definitely on the left side of the bell curve.

    • @Offpuddingok
      @Offpuddingok 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's satire unc😂😂😂😂

    • @PaulseTV
      @PaulseTV  23 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Yeah 100% satire, the delivery will improve im a TH-cam noob

  • @harmatodlamstel6435
    @harmatodlamstel6435 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    People read the description. It is satire

    • @BrutusAlbion
      @BrutusAlbion 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      People lack the ability to distinquish satire from reality at this point.

    • @PaulseTV
      @PaulseTV  23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@BrutusAlbionyeah I love asmon, I just picture that many of his enemies talk like this

  • @abduladeniyi234
    @abduladeniyi234 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    this is some high level bait

  • @artistocratempire405
    @artistocratempire405 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Most people would understand that this is a satire but since your look said sitting on a big cucumber is one of your favoring activity... now people are confused 🤣

    • @PaulseTV
      @PaulseTV  23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      My life is hard as an idiot memer 😢

    • @bigusdickus3068
      @bigusdickus3068 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@PaulseTV it's ok brah, I think you got in the algorithm enough that you just found an audience for yourself. I think it's cause you're a bit scripted that it was hard to tell this was all sarcasm at first.

  • @NAGIatTheHOUSE
    @NAGIatTheHOUSE 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Dev made game for lgbt population. Which means that out of random 100 people, maybe 4 are part of lgbt, and out of those 4 people, maybe 1 is a gamer and would buy this game.
    And now they are mad that rest of those 96 people are not interested. Let that sink in.

    • @NAGIatTheHOUSE
      @NAGIatTheHOUSE 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      no one was bothered with Cyberpunk having chicks with dicks and dudes with tits.
      no one was bothered by gay characters in Baldur's gate 3.
      Its not the sex that they are bothered, its the narrative and bad writing that they mind. Dragon age is a writing failure.

    • @PaulseTV
      @PaulseTV  23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Making a business decision that caters to 1-4% of the playerbase while alienating the other 96% is wild imo

  • @theOzz13
    @theOzz13 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I appreciated this video. It took a minute for me to see that it was satirical. Satire is a wickedly difficult web to weave and you accomplished it because it was subtle enough for some to not recognize it for what it is. Kudos! Liked and subbed..

    • @PaulseTV
      @PaulseTV  15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Appreciate you 🙏 yeah, plenty of people got extremely angry at me on both sides, but oh well I’m glad you enjoyed it lol

  • @jordanbauerly8843
    @jordanbauerly8843 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The most ironic thing about Elon getting twitter is that hill they claim to want to die on, has a price tag, just like their morals.

  • @ayelisGLC
    @ayelisGLC 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    it's a sad day people can't understand satire anymore.. it's even more sad it's mainly the group who complains about everyone being to sensative and need a triger alert..

    • @PaulseTV
      @PaulseTV  22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      This one blew my mind, I kept taking out the ending, I was going to explain that this was satire but I thought to myself “there’s NO WAY anyone would take this seriously. Oh boy how the internet proved me wrong 😅

  • @LookinPatchy
    @LookinPatchy 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This man just singlehandedly ended GamerGate 2 and i for one am completely and utterly devastated.

    • @PaulseTV
      @PaulseTV  23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yeah get rekt

  • @Furska.
    @Furska. 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    please keep it up and try to make it sometimes harder to tell if its satire or not, its great to see those mouth breathers unironically get angry about an obvious joke

    • @PaulseTV
      @PaulseTV  14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Haha thanks yeah it is funny to see the dislike ratio on this video, it just shows how quick to rage people are over this stuff, wont stop me though lol

  • @cryptochannel5754
    @cryptochannel5754 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    It’s sad that we have to explain what being sarcastic is. I think Asmon will find this video

    • @PaulseTV
      @PaulseTV  23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That would be pretty SLICK

  • @sir_ender_22
    @sir_ender_22 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    This is either a joke or this guy is cooked and there is no hope for him

    • @bene5703
      @bene5703 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      bro, google sarcasm

    • @sir_ender_22
      @sir_ender_22 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Bro I know sarcasm, but there are people actually like this and he plays the role well here hence why I said "joke" 😂

  • @kahlilwolf
    @kahlilwolf 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    If people can’t tell this is sarcasm then we are doomed 😂

  • @johndave117
    @johndave117 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "I was only pretending to be regarded"

  • @DiamondNinjaPig
    @DiamondNinjaPig 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    you try so hard to be funny but fail again and again. disliked

    • @PaulseTV
      @PaulseTV  23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I will do better for you next time, you are harder to impress than my father ☹️

  • @BritaniaJeff
    @BritaniaJeff 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    bro collect dislikes like a infinity stones

    • @PaulseTV
      @PaulseTV  23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They make me stronger. Or weaker depends on how you look at it lol

  • @GuyMcguy24
    @GuyMcguy24 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I love satire 😂 This was amazing lmfao

    • @PaulseTV
      @PaulseTV  23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Appreciate you! I’ll get better at it lol

  • @wiel-spin
    @wiel-spin 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Whoever felt the need they specifically needed to be included in the story of a movie, game or book? Text book “main character” syndrome.

  • @TheYoTaG
    @TheYoTaG 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    If your face looks like that one "what do we say to Trump on November 5th" guy, you have lost your right to yapp

  • @p1ckmansm0del
    @p1ckmansm0del 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Lol, good one. We will watch your career with great interest.

  • @WHYSOSALTYCLIPS
    @WHYSOSALTYCLIPS 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Way to go baldie. Give em hell!

  • @neretilderem7029
    @neretilderem7029 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Sarcastic or satiric humor is short and witty for a reason. Drag it out and it turns into a cringe fest

    • @PaulseTV
      @PaulseTV  23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I thought it was too long once I posted it too haha

  • @アレックスの部屋-s9h
    @アレックスの部屋-s9h 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I lought my ass up we nned more of those satires

  • @mikrasaudio
    @mikrasaudio 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Nice skit bro, you're a genius

    • @PaulseTV
      @PaulseTV  23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Appreciate it! Some people hate me from this lol

  • @bernardbautista6209
    @bernardbautista6209 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    is this bait?

    • @PaulseTV
      @PaulseTV  23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      100%. I respect asmon a lot

  •  23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Am I the only one thinking what the f is going on in this video?

  • @takeyourtime3328
    @takeyourtime3328 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Your type of thinking is the past. Enjoy it.

  • @egorschukov111
    @egorschukov111 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    bor i rly tried listen to you
    but that soyboy style is too much for me

    • @PaulseTV
      @PaulseTV  23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      My wife likes the hair, give me a pass

  • @divix101
    @divix101 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Asmongold save lives!

  • @CTUPrincess
    @CTUPrincess 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    asmongold is asmongod. support Asmon!

  • @tomgarb823
    @tomgarb823 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Good shitpost.
    I appriciate the effort, but it comes out as too mean spirited and serious and the irony of your message doesn't sync well with your tone in the video

  • @onivlesumlasniulos7837
    @onivlesumlasniulos7837 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Well... well well.. i have a lot of question. First of all...the hidden agenda about the dragon age... what?? also... hassan is hot facts... asmongold being lower iq than those people... i know its fact after the escape blocks video.. i was having a seizure watching that... and.... i wish you good luck on your youtube career. I dont really care about politics and peoples opinion about other games.. so i dont really want to understand why people care about it. Also you are cute

  • @paulofaquin
    @paulofaquin 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Do more videos saying the quiet part out loud before the woke aristocracy get back in power 😆

  • @AzKat69
    @AzKat69 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I disagree with you.

    • @AzKat69
      @AzKat69 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      yeah that's satire, but I don't got a voice when writing this comment, so take this comment as the indication for satire.

  • @imslightlybaked4575
    @imslightlybaked4575 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    If this is real or satire, it still isnt the way to get views or followers. I hope its satire.
    You would probably be better off selling womans makeup products

    • @PaulseTV
      @PaulseTV  23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That’s plan b

  • @bambamboozle
    @bambamboozle 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Is this parody?

    • @PaulseTV
      @PaulseTV  23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Satire yes, I decided to get into the character of someone that annoys me, I’m a noob though

  • @Kibashino2
    @Kibashino2 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    LESSS GOOO good one!

    • @PaulseTV
      @PaulseTV  24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Haha thanks 🙏

  • @rokpetek
    @rokpetek 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Please find yourself some help

    • @Offpuddingok
      @Offpuddingok 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's satire unc

    • @rokpetek
      @rokpetek 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @Offpuddingok that's not an excuse for a bad video

    • @Offpuddingok
      @Offpuddingok 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@rokpetek eh?so if you think it's a bad video, does that mean it is a bad video for everyone else watching it? Is your opinion the end all for all other opinions? You are entitled to say it was a bad video but to say that it was a bad video for everyone too is arrogant. Is your opinion somehow levitating above other opinions?

  • @lordofamvs1329
    @lordofamvs1329 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Bro what is wrong with you you can't handle the truth and not liking asmondgold is loving disgusting games that are terrible your just click baiting

    • @p1ckmansm0del
      @p1ckmansm0del 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It's clearly a troll.

    • @Offpuddingok
      @Offpuddingok 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It's satire unc😂😂😂

    • @PaulseTV
      @PaulseTV  23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Offpuddingokthank you 😂

    • @contra7631
      @contra7631 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You got baited hard.

  • @zacharyjean9686
    @zacharyjean9686 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Cry more 😂

  • @younameit_GG
    @younameit_GG 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Lol

  • @Strammeiche
    @Strammeiche 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You may have fallen in an uncanny valley of comedy, sadly can't say what exactly it is. Maybe too monotone, switching up the background or emotions may help. Maybe also a bit too on the nose but not sure about that either.
    Overall it feels a bit too dragged out, you need something else in between. If you only go for it nonstop shorts may be better.

    • @PaulseTV
      @PaulseTV  23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I was thinking the same thing, I just started making video this month, I’ll figure it out haha

  • @risenbybronco
    @risenbybronco 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    LOL

  • @Zave85
    @Zave85 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    sorry, your delivery is bad and you keep breaking character: one minute you are portraying the delusional npc that really believes and the next you go in full caricature mode.
    what i find really sad though is that i don't believe most of the dislikes are from people that just didn't like your bit, but rather from people that can't even understand this is satire...