Classic Trade Federation Lines - Star Wars: Episode 1 (HD)

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  • @aosx182
    @aosx182  4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Hello There! I'm working on more Classic Lines videos - be sure to subscribe so you don't miss the next one! Any requests? Here is a playlist I will be updating th-cam.com/play/PL9HKZF6b0E3XpdEQxSE-X7enByd-P0_3i.html . Thanks!

    • @tEqUiko
      @tEqUiko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Is do*..*ot liiga*..*al!?"

    • @NOVEMBERRAINTROPP
      @NOVEMBERRAINTROPP 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😠🧐😠🧐👍❤️ - 😎🤴😎🤴👍❤️

    • @exaltedfalcheon1793
      @exaltedfalcheon1793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      General Kenobi!

    • @reubenguttenberg7405
      @reubenguttenberg7405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Mad Philosopher that dwells in the halls of madness I will make it legal

    • @QueenofBlades-j9e
      @QueenofBlades-j9e 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Do whatever your heart desires and brings you pleasure

  • @nelsin-nagantkimber-g4760
    @nelsin-nagantkimber-g4760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7326

    The East India Trading Company

    • @mynameiserlin9664
      @mynameiserlin9664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      Commandant: sir what is it your command?!
      Beckett: its just good business!
      Commandant:A-Abondonned ship!

    • @roboguy75
      @roboguy75 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@mynameiserlin9664 ABANDON SHIP!!

    • @ReporterRed
      @ReporterRed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      It's nothing personal, Amidala. It's just good business.

    • @gorillone86
      @gorillone86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mynameiserlin9664 FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!

    • @carlocumino824
      @carlocumino824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      In Italian version they have Russian accent.

  • @Jitterzz
    @Jitterzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5434

    “Classic lines”
    I agree with your choices. I too believe that every line is quotable.

    • @dexterjettster8875
      @dexterjettster8875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Is that legal?

    • @troo_6656
      @troo_6656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@dexterjettster8875 I will make it legal.

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dexterjettster8875 haha

    • @julianwaters3946
      @julianwaters3946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      This is getting out of hand. Now there are all of them!

    • @maestrofeli4259
      @maestrofeli4259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      ah, victory!

  • @DionysusAlS
    @DionysusAlS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4279

    "No need to report that to him until we have something to report."
    Me at work with colleagues talking about a project we bungled and our boss.

    • @kumanon9466
      @kumanon9466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      And then your boss goes:"When my new apprentice, Darth Vader arrives. He will... take care of you."

    • @visionist7
      @visionist7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@kumanon9466 the war is over! The Boss promised us peace!

    • @tiffanypersaud3518
      @tiffanypersaud3518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DionysusAlS, HAHA!!

    • @st.6413
      @st.6413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@visionist7 The transmission was garbled, he promised you in pieces.

    • @dexterjettster8875
      @dexterjettster8875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ahh yes the floor is made out of floor.

  • @TheLateLordKardok
    @TheLateLordKardok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1232

    Rune Haako is one of my favorite side characters. You can tell he's probably been in the business longer than Viceroy Gunray, judging by his better understanding of the threat of the Jedi.
    "Have you ever encountered a Jedi Knight before, sir?"
    "That won't be enough, sir..."
    "We will not survive this..."
    "You didn't tell him about the missing Jedi?"

    • @helloweasel1295
      @helloweasel1295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      Rune Haako seems like a generally good bloke who is trying to minimize damages in a situation that has gotten out of hand.

    • @toamatau8785
      @toamatau8785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      Some of the books go into this, he's basically Gunray's legal advisor and does indeed try to get him out of deep shit. Probably the most lucid of the Separatist dudes.

    • @musicaleuphoria8699
      @musicaleuphoria8699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      He honestly should have been head of the Trade Federation. Nute just muddled everything for them.

    • @goodsolonius7305
      @goodsolonius7305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The best side character in the entire saga is objectively either Mars Guo or Bib Fortuna

    • @JohnGeorgeBauerBuis
      @JohnGeorgeBauerBuis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ironically, Nute Gunray had met these very same two Jedi before, but they were not on opposing sides that time.

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    2:37 - “Tak him awuay…”
    The line that always stuck with me. 🤣

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Wercum to shitty wok

    • @Osio1000_5
      @Osio1000_5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What kind of accent is this?! XD

    • @chad8519
      @chad8519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The hand wave too

    • @masterdeetectiv9520
      @masterdeetectiv9520 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Osio1000_5 according to Lucas when he was looking for accents for the Nemoidians he like the Thai accent because it has no nasal sounds and that fit with the Nemoidians because they dont have noses

  • @DionysusAlS
    @DionysusAlS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6064

    These guys are such sniveling, whiny cowards. I love them.

    • @jmillly1338
      @jmillly1338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      DionysusAlS why do they sound Asian lol

    • @violentscorl697
      @violentscorl697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +376

      Jmilljr in German they have french accents hehe

    • @jmillly1338
      @jmillly1338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ViolentScorl I can hear that lol

    • @jmillly1338
      @jmillly1338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Rodzilla so jar jar smokes that dro?

    • @DionysusAlS
      @DionysusAlS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @Rodzilla, "are you brain dead???"

  • @Br00c
    @Br00c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3057

    "Nothing can get through our shield"
    *The entire ship violently explodes*

  • @Robertthachickenwrangler
    @Robertthachickenwrangler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1821

    They are no match for droidekaaaas

  • @chelinchan24
    @chelinchan24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    1:37 “Again you come to f*** us your highness”

    • @someguy1746
      @someguy1746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      😂😂😂

    • @LordVader89
      @LordVader89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lmfaoo

    • @atas2561
      @atas2561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Now I cannot unhear it 😂

    • @StarWarsftw12
      @StarWarsftw12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      So thats what this is all about.

    • @hannaosterlund5974
      @hannaosterlund5974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Jesus Christ this comment is underrated

  • @a1exxx387
    @a1exxx387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    1:19 "Where are those Droidekaaas?"
    *literally 1 second later*
    "They're no match for Droidekaas"

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3582

    You know, for all the complaints about the Prequels and the overuse of CGI and all that. Can we just take a moment and admire the prosthetics and puppetry of the Trade Federation guys?

    • @KazuyaMithra
      @KazuyaMithra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +613

      Its funny people say it overused CGI when the film contains more practical effects than any blockbuster today.

    • @comicsans1689
      @comicsans1689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      You can think RLM for spurring many complaints against the prequels, particularly about the CGI, while they sucked off Jar Jar Abrams's Star Trek '09 CGI wank-a-thon.

    • @obiwankenobi687
      @obiwankenobi687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      KAZ the force awakens contained more cgi than phantom menace but people never mention it

    • @eduardobraga9137
      @eduardobraga9137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      lmao they look terrible,same facial expressions every scene

    • @eduardobraga9137
      @eduardobraga9137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      lmao they look terrible,same facial expressions every scene

  • @biofriik
    @biofriik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2421

    So many memes in one video.

    • @amaxamon
      @amaxamon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Unlike the new movies :P Totally forgettable dialogue. Lucas was the original Lord of the Memes!

    • @MisterDutch93
      @MisterDutch93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ratio Tile, may the Wish Power be together with you!

    • @chrise76776
      @chrise76776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@amaxamon Bro I can't actually remember any lines from the sequels

    • @amaxamon
      @amaxamon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@chrise76776 Me neither.

    • @Mustafa-to9si
      @Mustafa-to9si 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *This is impossible*

  • @nutegunray3186
    @nutegunray3186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    *THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND.. NOW THERE ARE TWO OF THEM*

    • @loaderror403
      @loaderror403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You didn't tell him about the missing jedi

    • @liaml.e.5964
      @liaml.e.5964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@loaderror403 No need to report that to him until we have something to report...

    • @peterflame1875
      @peterflame1875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *All batteries, fire! Fire!*

    • @reubenguttenberg7405
      @reubenguttenberg7405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We should not have made this bargain

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      that was the line my theater all went oh no....they were all gasping at once like oh this is a bad movie

  • @pixelatedbush
    @pixelatedbush 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    i'm dying at how nute gunray is absolutely shitting himself at the Jedi situation and rune hako is giving a calm appraisal.
    "we will not survive this"

  • @supremeleadergnkdroid3202
    @supremeleadergnkdroid3202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Title: classic lines
    Video: every line they speak
    Finally someone that realizes the full meme potential

  • @darkraven5106
    @darkraven5106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1465

    “I think you can kiss your trade franchise goodbye”
    Ha! No! They still got two movies and an entire TV show before that happens!

    • @commandertaco1762
      @commandertaco1762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      And 5 quintillion droids

    • @salami99
      @salami99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah but he was arrested for it. Not like it matters.

    • @Flamingbannas
      @Flamingbannas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      two movies and seven seasons

    • @salami99
      @salami99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@VictorRodriguez-999 that why is said not like it matter.

    • @darkraven5106
      @darkraven5106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Your friendly Imperial tank driver I am talking about that they still were very powerful business men until Vader killed them on Mustafer.

  • @melsoderlund3379
    @melsoderlund3379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    “DoO u ThInK shE Suz PEc aN A TaCk?”

    • @Emppu_T.
      @Emppu_T. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Idonno!

    • @BerserkerCade77
      @BerserkerCade77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Emppu T. But we must move quickly to disrupt all come unications down thare

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Emppu_T. bot wi moust moov kwikleh tou desropt awl cumoonikayshonz!

    • @DioBrando-jm7uf
      @DioBrando-jm7uf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “Bold of you to assume we would ever do anything without the approval of the senate.”

  • @Schoby
    @Schoby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1143

    2:59 omg I lost my shit, these guys are the real comedy relief in star wars, not jar jar

    • @VinVonVoom
      @VinVonVoom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      "Nothing can get through our shield"
      **Something gets through their shield and they explode**

    • @Kazavop
      @Kazavop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      *Sees 2 timestamps*
      This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!

    • @ScootyPuffJrSux
      @ScootyPuffJrSux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's way funnier with it being cut off hearing just one triumphant note as this dude gets blown up

    • @Dman9fp
      @Dman9fp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep masterclass editing xD

  • @Hasdrubhaal
    @Hasdrubhaal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    "We lost the transmission, sir!"
    "Sir! They've gone up the ventilation shaft!"
    Most known and oscar worthy performance, as we all know

    • @gonnagetasuperbowloutofmeb5192
      @gonnagetasuperbowloutofmeb5192 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      All I hear is a Asian man

    • @impatienstheshmuck5348
      @impatienstheshmuck5348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's George Lucas's oldest daughter, actually. She had minor roles throughout the Prequels, this particular Nemoidian was one of them.

    • @GryphonWyng
      @GryphonWyng ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What's wrong with your faaace

    • @calvinnickel9995
      @calvinnickel9995 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thing in the mouth face.

    • @andyg4929
      @andyg4929 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      She sounds like a cleaning lady you’d find at a random Holiday Inn in Mesa Arizona 😂

  • @harrisonofcolorado8886
    @harrisonofcolorado8886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    2:06 WW1 generals when they lose 12,000 men and gain 10 feet or meters of land.

  • @jymmylol74
    @jymmylol74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +902

    "Close the blast doors, that will contain them"
    -"They are coming through"
    -
    "They are no match for the droidekas"
    -"Sir! They´ve gone up the ventilation shaft"
    -
    "Nothing can get through our shield"
    *They explode*

    • @zalabit927
      @zalabit927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao

    • @JonatasMonte
      @JonatasMonte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ACME is their supplier.

    • @TwiigssGames
      @TwiigssGames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I literally lol'd when they exploded

    • @dexterjettster8875
      @dexterjettster8875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE

    • @thimovijfschaft3271
      @thimovijfschaft3271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well In fact, they did contained for not very long.
      And they did run away from the Droideka's so in fact they weren't a match for them. And the explosion didn't get through their shield. But the ship exploded INSIDE their shield. So they were technically correct 🤔

  • @martonmakhult3416
    @martonmakhult3416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    "Nothing can get trough our shields!"
    Famous last words..

    • @MrZedblade
      @MrZedblade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ... but this ship can't sink?

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kid!Anakin: *"NoThInG CaN gEt tHRouGH oUr sHiElDS!"*

    • @mushroomhead5914
      @mushroomhead5914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Last words of the Moskva cruiser crew

    • @spelev5838
      @spelev5838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?
      - Moff Tarkin before death star explodes

    • @jaypeedesuyo662
      @jaypeedesuyo662 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mushroomhead5914 The crew are actually alive and well. Indicates the ship was not attacked. It sank by stormy seas after it caught fire. So your comment is nonsense..... 👌

  • @rondaxen88
    @rondaxen88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    “My lord, is that, legal?”
    Ok, like you’d care whether it’s legal or not lmao

    • @aosx182
      @aosx182  5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      DominickS8 lol! Good point. Actually maybe he does care? He says earlier "our blockade, as you know, is perfectly legal". Maybe he was lead to believe they wouldn't be breaking any space laws?

    • @rondaxen88
      @rondaxen88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@aosx182 He probably only asked so the senate wouldn't get involved...although it seems funny because, you know a big conglomerate like the Trade Federation doesn't get that big from being completely legit lol.

    • @mattg8600
      @mattg8600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well he would care whether it was legal or not because as long as it is then the republic can’t do anything about it.

    • @alexander9703
      @alexander9703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@aosx182 I think they would care. If the Trade Federation is anything like our real world multinational conglomerates then it will probably have a large legal department dedicated to finding loopholes that assure any action, dodgy or otherwise is legal, otherwise leave them open to considerable fines. Ultimately the Supreme Court doesn't seem to find the Trade Federation guilty of anything.

    • @jacob-cs5fx
      @jacob-cs5fx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rondaxen88 you sound like a bricked fool.

  • @iainbrewin
    @iainbrewin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    The delivery on "they've gone up the ventilation shaft" was on point. 1:25!! Best line in the movie

    • @thedude3065
      @thedude3065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      theyvegoneuptheventilationshaft
      without spaces

    • @GayIncel
      @GayIncel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's so memorable

    • @NN-oz6rr
      @NN-oz6rr ปีที่แล้ว

      Why does he sound ret@rded though?

    • @CaptainHarlock-sx6xk
      @CaptainHarlock-sx6xk 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Among us

    • @T128Productions
      @T128Productions 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      *“Suh, e trensmeeshun from de plennet.”*

  • @miroslavtomic7038
    @miroslavtomic7038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    The pilot of the ship at the beginning was played by Silas Carson, who also played Nute Gunray. He also played Ki-Adi Mundi in all three films and all three of his characters were killed. Carson wasn't the only actor who played multiple characters in Star Wars franchise, but he is officially the only actor whose all characters were killed.

    • @gundammakerworldbreaker6133
      @gundammakerworldbreaker6133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yikes.

    • @andrewli6606
      @andrewli6606 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This isn’t completely true. Silas also played Lott Dod in Episode I, who doesn’t die on-screen. Therefore, not every one of his characters dies.

    • @miroslavtomic7038
      @miroslavtomic7038 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@andrewli6606 I stand partially corrected.

    • @miroslavtomic7038
      @miroslavtomic7038 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@andrewli6606 However, while Lott Dod was not killed on screen, he was killed during the Clone Wars.

    • @andrewli6606
      @andrewli6606 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@miroslavtomic7038 Yeah, but he wasn’t killed by being played by Silas. Otherwise, Matt Lanter who voiced Anakin in CW and played a security guard killed in Mandalorian would count, though he did voice some minor roles. Mark Hamill voiced Darth Bane in CW as well and he died in the past, though Mark has also voiced some minor roles.

  • @dmitrishostakovich9559
    @dmitrishostakovich9559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2360

    They sound like the offspring of a 70 year old Chinese man and a random Indian guy

    • @bobmcbob49
      @bobmcbob49 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@shivaspatel2024 but they can pronounce their Rs and Vs

    • @espi371
      @espi371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@shivaspatel2024 They are Chinese

    • @albert_obey3151
      @albert_obey3151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That doesn't compute

    • @Deuteromis
      @Deuteromis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@shivaspatel2024 Chinese, based off of them anyway.
      I get that some people were complaining how Ep1 apparently racist with Jar Jar and the Trade Federation; but Lucas wasn't at all trying to be racist.
      He was using other cultures and races, which happens all the time in sci-fi. Star Trek did it.
      Vulcans: Chinese
      Romulans: Koren or Japanese
      Klingons: Russians.

    • @st.6413
      @st.6413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@shivaspatel2024 Nute Hunray specifically has a Thai accent

  • @isaacanderson7374
    @isaacanderson7374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    As you know, our blockade is perfectly legal.

    • @Rickkelley365
      @Rickkelley365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      S u p r e m e M e m e s t e r block odd

    • @darrynmurphy2038
      @darrynmurphy2038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Quote by every US president about Cuba since the 60s

    • @Laerei
      @Laerei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Sir, is that your blockade?"
      "Why yes, officer, it is."
      "May I see the paperwork for that blockade?"
      "Of course, officer, here they are. As you see, I not only have purchase documents, I also have Republic certified licence for that blockade."
      "Everything seems to be in order, you may carry on with the blockade. Have a nice day, sir."
      "Thank you, officer."

    • @dexterjettster8875
      @dexterjettster8875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, i will make it legal.

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed, the blockade is perfectly legal, and so is landing of the troops!

  • @Rafael-pi4md
    @Rafael-pi4md 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    1:23 they had ships that could travel at speed of light but still couldn't have a high quality security camera

    • @lars9925
      @lars9925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Maybe we could also travel at the speed of light if we hadn't focused so much on improving video quality.

    • @aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa
      @aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That's a shot they changed for the blu-ray, in the DVD the camera filter is normal
      You could also argue that QuiGon really fucked up that door, which probably had some camera circuits in there

    • @duffdingelmeyer7101
      @duffdingelmeyer7101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's a long time ago...

    • @lequeen2088
      @lequeen2088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      its like our world
      We can fly and drive
      We have the internet and visited Moon ... but the security camera are still at 300 pixels

    • @thimovijfschaft3271
      @thimovijfschaft3271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Maybe having high quality security cameras isn't leeegal

  • @rhyanwesthassel7980
    @rhyanwesthassel7980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Love how pessimistic Rune Haako is. He knows that they are no match for Jedi.

    • @teamnoob52
      @teamnoob52 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He's the smartest one there, yet Nute Gunray just can't seem to appreciate his warnings.

    • @shanepower9201
      @shanepower9201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Good thing that jedi arreee no maatch fow drooooideeka

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You underestimate the power of Droidekas.

  • @amss6433
    @amss6433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    The way he says “ take him away” always makes me laugh

  • @captain_squiddy
    @captain_squiddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    Sounds like the South Park creators doing their Asian voices 😂 also, handsome Squidward requires your subscription

    • @TheAniSi
      @TheAniSi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Welcome to shity wok. Take your order please?

    • @sulphurous2656
      @sulphurous2656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hello, Is this Shitty Wok?

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@TheAniSi pwease*

    • @PeppyMeppy
      @PeppyMeppy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Welcome shity air

    • @ShamanMcLamie
      @ShamanMcLamie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      George Lucas was oddly specific with the accent. He told Silas Carson to give Nute Gunray a Thai accent.

  • @razorsharpview9090
    @razorsharpview9090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +833

    Lord Sidious: This is my waifu a 17 year old android.
    Nutt Gunray: My Lord is that Legal?
    Lord Sidious: I will make it legal.

    • @Cleric775
      @Cleric775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Oh, please.
      People can get married at 16 in the UK.

    • @razorsharpview9090
      @razorsharpview9090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Cleric775 No im just making a mockery of Palpatine, comparing him to those japanese men who married there love dolls 😂😂😂😂

    • @mikel6059
      @mikel6059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      17 years old android? Just buy one recently made.

    • @Cleric775
      @Cleric775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@razorsharpview9090
      I've seen worse.
      Rape, murder, incest in Wales.
      No need to watch Game of Thrones.

    • @Cleric775
      @Cleric775 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Purple Emerald
      Dude, it's kind of like Skyrim. People treat these instances like they as if are normal.
      These are not my experiences.
      These are regular occurrences in Wales.

  • @jayrap94
    @jayrap94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Sir! they've gone up the ventilation shaft!

    • @PetersaberHD
      @PetersaberHD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ..||,
      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @mydude8731
      @mydude8731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sounds indian

    • @nursmalik6024
      @nursmalik6024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sir, a transmission from the planet

    • @thegrowl2210
      @thegrowl2210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      “Sah! Dev gon ap de ventilaation shaf”

    • @paulf1946
      @paulf1946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How do you know that? I said how do you know that? Answer me, thing in the mouth face! What is that thing, anyway? What'd ya smoke too much? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?

  • @user-yo8ab1ys9e
    @user-yo8ab1ys9e 2 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    I don't care what anyone thinks or says, I absolutely love Episode I. Always have, always will. The memes are just the icing on the cake.

    • @patrick4662
      @patrick4662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now THATS TH-cam commenting!!

    • @chrisr9265
      @chrisr9265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I love episode 1-3 plus 4-6 I'm not fond of episode 7 and up though.

    • @mihaimercenarul7467
      @mihaimercenarul7467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      cringe

    • @chrisr9265
      @chrisr9265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mihaimercenarul7467
      What are you cringing about?

    • @NormalExploiter
      @NormalExploiter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mihaimercenarul7467 cringe me some more, son

  • @bobbobsled8843
    @bobbobsled8843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I love how much passion is in “they are no match for droidekas” after basically being terrified

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All this makes perfect sense. They are coming true, which in itself is impossible, but even if they do manage to get through, they will be gunned down by the Droidekas, which will result in what? In victory, that's right!

  • @92C201
    @92C201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    They sounded like a typical Chinese uncle in Malaysia or Singapore...

    • @Khatulistiwan
      @Khatulistiwan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tahu tak pe

    • @Sune
      @Sune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      from this to Crazy Rich Asians, we’ve really come so far in terms of representation!

    • @Khatulistiwan
      @Khatulistiwan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Sune Still a long way to go. Sadly in many Asian entertainment industries, dark-skinned races seldom get much representation except to serve as side kick, slap stick or villains or any other roles that reinforce stereotypes of their supposed inferiority and subservience. The sad part is that Singapore used to be part of numerous Malay kingdoms, empires and sultanates. I don't even know where are the Malays in a movie that was for the most part in Singapore. A typical example of a casting call or audition for acting, modelling etc jobs: Chinese or Pan-Asian (interpreted as either half Caucasian or half-(insert any fair skin Asian race)). Luckily they don't usually put 'Mandarin-speakers only' unlike for other industries. For those other industries, even when you can speak Mandarin, they may still will not hire you bcos 'Mandarin-speakers only' is a euphemism to hide their subtle low-key racism.

    • @Sune
      @Sune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Khatulistiwan I was making a joke actually (because the aliens are obviously not malaysians/singaporeans) but I see where you're coming from, and there definitely isn't 100% equality in these industries yet.
      I'm an american of malaysian chinese ethnicity, and though I found Crazy Rich Asians an interesting watch, I can also recognize the film's shortcomings. like, if it was really singapore, where were all the malay and indians? the fact that they cast a lot of actors who, while talented, didn't have an actual malaysian/singaporean background is a bit disappointing as well (but I suppose that's on the movie studio trying to cast bankable names). The funny thing is, the director apparently rejected a notable actor who, while looking chinese, wasn't "ideal" enough (the actor was hmong/thai). not sure how the creative team went about casting.
      Hope these industries can get to the point where all actors, regardless of how they look, can star together on equal co-footing in major films!

    • @supremewilhelmii8120
      @supremewilhelmii8120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Macam uncle jiran aku🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @wilhufftarkin8543
    @wilhufftarkin8543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Man, Episode I is such an underrated movie. It has such a unique atmosphere among all the Star Wars movies and the art design is stunning. On top of that, the world building is excellent. It makes the Star Wars universe feel so much bigger and complex. It still feels like Star Wars, but also very different, but not because George Lucas didn't capture the universe but because he portrayed the more civilized age Obi-Wan talked about in ANH. There are many Star Wars fans who want Star Wars to always be gritty and dirty like Mos Eisley or the Millennium Falcon, but I love the fact that the prequels showed us beautiful and elegant places and not just uncivilized backwater planets.

    • @heydavedawson
      @heydavedawson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Finally. Someone else gets it. I’ve been saying this for years. You hit the nail on the head.

    • @krispykremes2482
      @krispykremes2482 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fucking zoomers man.

    • @Putukusi
      @Putukusi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      World-building and the overall plot are indeed the best things about the prequels. I cannot think of a single original good thing about the sequels (or about The Mandalorian, for that matter).

    • @tishtashtishtash
      @tishtashtishtash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Talk, talk, talk. It’s a stinker of a movie.

    • @justjoking5841
      @justjoking5841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Script and Characters? Not so good... but definitely meme worthy.
      World building and designs? Hadn't been done on such a scale at the time.

  • @FingerBviewssecondsago
    @FingerBviewssecondsago 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    We will not survive this dies in revenge of the sith

  • @darthvaldez999
    @darthvaldez999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "ITS QUEEN AMIDALA HERSELF"
    by far the best line in all of Star Wars 😂

  • @clubsnatcher
    @clubsnatcher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The costumes were hands down the best in this film. So beautiful.

  • @randomguy4180
    @randomguy4180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Their accent sounds like Idubbbz when he's in that green suit

    • @TKinfinity01
      @TKinfinity01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Random Guy
      IM GAAAAAAAAAY
      - Nute Gunray

    • @SirTrig
      @SirTrig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jesus fucking Christ, thanks man this made my day

    • @michele5223
      @michele5223 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMFAO 😂😂

  • @navylaks2
    @navylaks2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    You forgot my favorite line: " We would never do anything without the approval of the senate " ;)

    • @heavylobster4339
      @heavylobster4339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      They're not wrong considering how they're taking orders from Palpatine.

    • @daschwah
      @daschwah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      “Witawt da ahproovah uhvda senaht”

    • @jowhy7243
      @jowhy7243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *I AM THE SENATE*

    • @navylaks2
      @navylaks2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MetalRaydown
      But still
      They've gone up the ventilation shaft

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@navylaks2 That's impossible. Nothing can go into our ventilation shaft.

  • @barackyobama6435
    @barackyobama6435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    2:30 when Disney says Rey is the chosen one

    • @fridaynightnicktoons6885
      @fridaynightnicktoons6885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Taeo Baxter aww ya beat me to it! Nice!

    • @Knidix
      @Knidix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      3:05 Everyone at Disney after Rise of Skywalker failed.

    • @amaxamon
      @amaxamon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Migizii Inini Bad reviews & falling behind TLJ is hardly a rousing success.

    • @mynameisjack0618
      @mynameisjack0618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She technically isn’t the chosen one since the chosen one has to be the product of a virgin birth. Anakin was the chosen one.

    • @donkeykong4983
      @donkeykong4983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      777

  • @herbivorethecarnivore8447
    @herbivorethecarnivore8447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I honestly don't mind them sounding silly. It's like Galactic Basic is a second language and they're not great at speaking it.

    • @aosx182
      @aosx182  4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      great point!

    • @gameragodzilla
      @gameragodzilla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Of course, they’re speaking with thick Asian accents. That’s how Asians speaking English as a second language would sound.

    • @Webshooters1
      @Webshooters1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @trueblueprussian 23 Plus when speaking a language that isn't your mother tongue it's gonna sound janky like putting the wrong emphasis on certain phrases or letters and English as a matter of fact is a notoriously difficult language for those who did not grow up learning it. Why do you think they hire teachers to specifically teach english?

  • @NilsHedstrom
    @NilsHedstrom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I’ve always loved Nute Gunray, he is hilarious

  • @Destroyer94100
    @Destroyer94100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    "This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!" LOL

    • @CJ-so3st
      @CJ-so3st 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The best lines!

  • @Caedrelsallyxdd
    @Caedrelsallyxdd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I love how most of the iconic lines are in the first 20 minutes

    • @amaxamon
      @amaxamon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That whole movie is a meme goldmine.

    • @KlaussMarcellus
      @KlaussMarcellus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@amaxamon the whole prequels is a meme

  • @Ge6687
    @Ge6687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    i expect Nute Gunray and Rune Haako in new lego star wars game

    • @AlyxYTP
      @AlyxYTP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I’ll be so disappointed if they’re not in it!

    • @Ge6687
      @Ge6687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@AlyxYTP and Daultay Dolfine to speak Are you Brain Dead?

    • @doctorballs8309
      @doctorballs8309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      They'll be in the Skywalker Saga apparently. Makes no sense why they were left out of Complete Saga, they were legit 2 of the most important characters in the phantom menace.

    • @Ge6687
      @Ge6687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@doctorballs8309 but my preoccupation he's confuses Daultay Dolfine whit Rune Haako my opinion is He's uses Lego Star Wars 3 Rune Haako model and paint the Clothes of blue

    • @dewelr121
      @dewelr121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@doctorballs8309 He died in Revenge of the sith. Vader killed them

  • @jackthelad4285
    @jackthelad4285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The phantom menace had such a special organic flavor To it I LOVE IT

  • @Zarik15
    @Zarik15 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    “Ah, victory.” That line lives rent free in my head 😂

    • @aosx182
      @aosx182  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Zarik15 same

  • @DesGardius-me7gf
    @DesGardius-me7gf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    “Theya still coming truuuu!”

    • @T128Productions
      @T128Productions 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      “DISS IS IMPOSSIBULL!!!”

  • @cenk_alper
    @cenk_alper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    i can't believe it! every line they said is hilarious.

    • @anaussie213
      @anaussie213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Even 9 year old me wondered how Lucas could get away with such a racist depiction. “Take him away”.

    • @parkeranimations3671
      @parkeranimations3671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@anaussie213 how is it racist?

    • @parkeranimations3671
      @parkeranimations3671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @DA MEMAN so them having Asian accents means Lucas is a racist?

    • @DioBrando-jm7uf
      @DioBrando-jm7uf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @DA MEMAN But nearly every villain created by white people is white.

    • @mrdollyman5675
      @mrdollyman5675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anaussie213 bruh what

  • @r2dezki
    @r2dezki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAACE

  • @derwal1543
    @derwal1543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    2:28 the best line of episode one

  • @liquidschwartz38
    @liquidschwartz38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    “We lost the transmission” guy is my favorite character in the whole series and he has like three lines

    • @darthplagueis66
      @darthplagueis66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tey How.

    • @symfonio
      @symfonio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They went up the ventilation shaft!!

    • @knifejames8163
      @knifejames8163 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The only thing i remember from starwars .

    • @chrisaustin663
      @chrisaustin663 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I always thought it sounded like Queen Amidala.

    • @RetroVzqz9313
      @RetroVzqz9313 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tey How is a female lol

  • @tristandunn4761
    @tristandunn4761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I thought the battle was going to take place far from here....dis is too close.

    • @tooakki
      @tooakki 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @Lord_Buckles
    @Lord_Buckles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    This is what happens when you tax federation trade routes to outlying star systems

  • @kkhagerty6315
    @kkhagerty6315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    0:30 When someone says they prefer the sequels over the prequels

    • @sparkingred66
      @sparkingred66 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you brain dead ?

    • @Officer-Balls
      @Officer-Balls 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      More like when someone says rey is the chosen one

  • @TheBloodlessOne
    @TheBloodlessOne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The long pause between "Sir" and "They've gone up the ventilation shaft" kills me every time

  • @cnnr_
    @cnnr_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I'm actually really glad I got to grow up with these movies, because they introduced/developed a lot of good lore (and some lore we don't talk about), lead to the development of some awesome cartoons, and some awesome fight scenes and characters. I get to re-watch them with nostalgia/rose-tinted glasses especially when I compare it to the sequels. So to me they're super awesome.

  • @VonSchtauffe
    @VonSchtauffe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love the way he says "Are you brain dead?" 🤣
    Like he's so surprised that gunray would even consider such a thing

  • @Beppo85
    @Beppo85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I unironically love Nute Gunray. He’s hilarious.

  • @RedStar441
    @RedStar441 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Shoutout to control panel lady rockin those wacky shades.

  • @SirDonkle
    @SirDonkle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    2:54 Lost my shit at this part 🤣 "Nothing can get through our shields!" Entire ship explodes

  • @ash9280
    @ash9280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I really enjoyed the trade federation as villains. Sure, they're dumb and cowards but they written that way. Unlike the FO in the sequels who are supposed to be imposing but come off incompetent due to poor writing. The fact that something like the clownish trade federation post a threat to the galaxy shows the galaxy is in much different state than it was in the OT. While in the OT it was galactic totalitarian government, in episode 1 it is just a mere corporation threatening a single planet. In episode 1, they even care about it if it is legal or not. By the time of OT, all of the pretenses of legality matters very little or not.

    • @HolyknightVader999
      @HolyknightVader999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The Trade Federation would eat the First Order for lunch. Those droid armies would far outnumber the kidnapped kids in the First Order army.

    • @schumerus6786
      @schumerus6786 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HolyknightVader999 You’re comparing Robot armies with centralized control stations with some decently trained children with a lot of frustration. If it came down to it, the FO would win for so long as their leaders aren’t the foolish bunch they are. The Trade Fed in Ep1 is puppeteered by Sidious, a guy who actually only wants to pose a decoy threat not an actual one. Swiped in a week if needed but considerable enough to pose a diplomatic discussion of an centralized army. After the army is in place, the “threat” is to be dissolved. So in hindsight, were the Trade Feds actually a bit rougher on their obvious scare of “keeping within the margin of legal” they’d have had a shot, a decent one. Now obviously not with the current droid army but with a more refined one it’s surely possible

  • @nileswillis7992
    @nileswillis7992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Awesome memories of this film. Saw it 11 times in the theater(including opening night) in 1999. The hype was so huge back then because it was the first SW film since 1983. Just a fantastic film.

  • @smokeythebandit1889
    @smokeythebandit1889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Nute Gunray should be the voice you hear on the battlefield when you play as the CIS in Battlefront 2!

  • @TheFirstDescentMusic
    @TheFirstDescentMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Tuck him away" ...droid tucks naboo senator into bed

    • @aosx182
      @aosx182  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

  • @JackalHavok1992
    @JackalHavok1992 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Nute Gunray's accent makes me laugh! One of Star Wars's most underrated villains.

  • @fundhund62
    @fundhund62 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I love the Star Wars dialogue! Lucas did a fantastic job of creating this wonderfully old-fashioned and regal way of talking, and it fits that ancient galaxy just perfectly!

    • @aosx182
      @aosx182  4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That's a nice interpretation!

    • @nicholasiorio8968
      @nicholasiorio8968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just a "little" Asian stereotypical though, no?

    • @michaelsalmon9832
      @michaelsalmon9832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s stupid and awful

    • @fundhund62
      @fundhund62 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@nicholasiorio8968 No.

    • @18yearsoldnot
      @18yearsoldnot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nicholasiorio8968 stereotypes are typically very true as well. Live with it.

  • @JarJarStudiosPlus
    @JarJarStudiosPlus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Mesa want to see all the quotes from episodes 1-3. Mesa love these guys!

    • @H.E.R.e
      @H.E.R.e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jar Jar Binks Yes my lord

  • @killercour
    @killercour 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Watching from just this point of view makes the jedi sound like some sort of unstoppable horror they are trying to run from.

  • @martonszilagyi7804
    @martonszilagyi7804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    1:31 Queen Amadala herself!

    • @IStMl
      @IStMl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hasalf

    • @reubenguttenberg7405
      @reubenguttenberg7405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Again you come before us, your highness

  • @yinyangyt8749
    @yinyangyt8749 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The way they talk is just so funny to me. They’re accents are funny

  • @diverslangues7660
    @diverslangues7660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I would totally watch a comedy about these two haha

  • @thatphotographerjoe
    @thatphotographerjoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "tahk hem awahhy"

  • @TheologyChad22
    @TheologyChad22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:02 it was at this point when Anakin's obsession with manslaughter began.

  • @darthsidious6753
    @darthsidious6753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The Trade Federation is huge. The CIS even bigger. They could easily hide changing of assets.

  • @DSMTheEditor
    @DSMTheEditor ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I remember the big laugh in the theater from "Are You braindead? I'm not going in there with two Jedi!"

  • @seany-s2987
    @seany-s2987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    2:51
    When you get a holomail from a Zyggerian prince and follow his instructions but don't receive 500000 credits as promised

    • @teamnoob52
      @teamnoob52 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be fair, you'd have to be stupid as hell to trust that since the Zygerrians are notorious for piracy and slavery, not generosity.

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 ปีที่แล้ว

      Instead you get put into slavery

  • @rudicandaza3692
    @rudicandaza3692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Nothing can get past our shield.
    *explodes* 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bored_Kaga
    @Bored_Kaga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I like how you followed "nothing can get through our shield" with the bridge exploding.

    • @AndrewChapman
      @AndrewChapman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine if it'd been edited that way in the actual movie lol

  • @DW-dr8ck
    @DW-dr8ck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    The separatist were actually the good guys.

    • @quasar2115
      @quasar2115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Not really, both sides were controlled by Palpatine, so it's really a question of which side was less evil. The droids indiscriminately killed civilians while the clones and Jedi did their best to save them and preserve peace in the galaxy. So I would say, out of the two, the Republic were the "good guys"

    • @SkiddyGaming
      @SkiddyGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@quasar2115 the Republic was corrupt as all h*ll and had a Senate that rarely ever did it's job properly if at all. High taxes but with next to no benefits for the cost. It also used a giant slave army (that's what the clones were, let's be honest) while the CIS used machines to minimize casualties for their population and military. CIS did employ more indiscriminate and scorched earth tactics, per Grievous Doctrine, but this can be argued to have been necessary given that, especially in its early stages, the CIS was in no position to compete fairly with the Republic economy or it's Jedi generals, and it needed to use less conventional and more devastating tactics to close the gap. Ultimately the entire CIS came together because they were sick of getting screwed over by a corrupt government that was all cost no benefit. Systems joined for autonomy and better representation and protection, Politicians joined it's parliament to escape the corruption of the Republic Senate, the MegaCoroporations joined because they were sick of getting taxed up the yin yang for trying to trade in the developing outer rim on routes previously free for use, Grievous joined because the Jedi and the Republic had helped an invasive species of slavers slaughter many of his people in a war of aggression (once again the result of a backwards Senate) and he was out for revenge, and Dooku (and several of his acolytes) joined because the Jedi Order had been co-opted by the corrupt Republic Government into acting as some kind of galactic police entity to enforce laws and politics often inconsistent with its values, and the Jedi Council was complacent to that.
      I definitely don't think the Clones were evil, and neither were most Jedi, but if I were to assess which of the two governments leading the armies makes more sense to me, and seems most likely to actually function properly and meet the challenges of sovereignty, I would choose the CIS in a heartbeat. Much less hypocrisy and far more results. Had the CIS actually won the war (say Dooku discovers Palpatine's been lying to him and actually goes for the win), the galaxy probably would've turned out far better.

    • @TheyAreHere2
      @TheyAreHere2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Some of the Separatists were good people wanting Independence and self governance, but some were also ruthless war profiteers that saw economic opportunity in the war. But the Republic is corrupt and shitty down to the core, so I guess the Separatists still come out on top.

    • @quasar2115
      @quasar2115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@SkiddyGaming Good argument. If the CIS wasn't just one of Palpatine's puppet governments they would have been a much better government for the galaxy. But who's to say that once the CIS controls the entire galaxy they wouldn't just introduce the same tax rates and slowness of the Republic Senate? It takes a lot of money and time to control an entire galaxy. Also, Gunray had no intention of helping Rodia once he had control of it. I think that despite the Republic being exceptionally shitty, some of the things they did were necessary.

    • @danieltobin4498
      @danieltobin4498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      SkiddyGaming forgive me if I don’t find a future where Nute Gunray, a greedy asshole who’d let millions starve if it meant getting a profit out of it, Count Dooku, a man who’s morality had been corrupted and twisted by the dark side, and General Fucking Grievous are the ones who are in charge. Yeah the Republic is corrupt but it was full of good people like Padme and her allies who wanted what was best for the Galaxy. The CIS had little to no people like that, just unscrupulous opportunists and bloodthirsty maniacs

  • @bangbangcan2
    @bangbangcan2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    As a kid, you think the Gungans are meant to be the comic relief.
    As an adult, you realise it's these guys.

  • @coast2coast-295
    @coast2coast-295 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Commander?"
    "Yes sir?"
    *"PROCESS THEM."*

  • @paulblack1576
    @paulblack1576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Take him away” I quoted that so many times as a kid when the movie came out

  • @alexthetitanosauremperor6904
    @alexthetitanosauremperor6904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    WHERE ARE THOSE DROIDEKAS?

  • @freemanmod1338
    @freemanmod1338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    2:05 When Fortnite Dies

    • @JampingVan
      @JampingVan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      2:30 When Epic Game announced Fortnite 2

    • @PU8698
      @PU8698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      0:30 me talking to fortnite players

    • @jowhy7243
      @jowhy7243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      1:08 when you see a fortnite player outside your house

  • @Dankdalorde
    @Dankdalorde ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:02 best office survival advice ever 😏

  • @417Owsy
    @417Owsy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:54 when your in a nerf war with friends and they have people with walkie talkies

  • @digitalunity
    @digitalunity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Again you come before us, your Highness.

  • @bryant7542
    @bryant7542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Impossible! Nothing can get through our shield"
    *Instantly explodes* 😂

  • @ambitious2237
    @ambitious2237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:34 When I check my fitness results once a week. And it’s good.

  • @jamesw9873
    @jamesw9873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Old Lady: "Who are you?"
    Rey: "I'm Rey"
    Old Lady: "Rey who?"
    Rey: "...GunRey"

  • @drewpeterson9236
    @drewpeterson9236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It’s hilarious how incompetent and cowardly these guys are. They are the perfect comic relief bad guys. These 2 should have been the comic relief of the clone wars series and Greivous & the battle droids should have been terrifying monsters.

  • @c.j.8194
    @c.j.8194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    They sound like me and my friends doing a racist impression of a korean man.

    • @Hybridswimmer
      @Hybridswimmer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It's not racist... dont go down the path of white guilt.

    • @Henry-ii1cw
      @Henry-ii1cw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Hybridswimmer come on man you have to admit that the sound like Chinese Caricatures

    • @Hybridswimmer
      @Hybridswimmer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@stonem0013 You mean the race that created harmony and peace? I bet you dont even know any of that.

    • @EternalDeath14
      @EternalDeath14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@stonem0013 ok racist

    • @stonem0013
      @stonem0013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Hybridswimmer uhuh, cause both world wars, slavery, genocide and colonialism were v peaceful and harmonious

  • @Mr_Magolor
    @Mr_Magolor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Gunray's lines are a million times funnier in the German dub because, for some reason, he has the most aggressive French accent ever. And as soon as something starts going wrong he just sounds like he's losing his shit intierly.

  • @apuffofpink8484
    @apuffofpink8484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Nothing can get through our shields”
    Famous last words

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 ปีที่แล้ว

      Short time later...
      "Lord Vader, we have been expecting you!"

  • @anakinskywalker4245
    @anakinskywalker4245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    These give me so much _Nostalgia_ . It will always be my favorite SW movie.