I like how wolfey seemingly assumes he is in a ring, completely naked, equipped with nothing that makes humans threatening against Pokémon. Except when he fights diglet, in which he’d bring a hammer.
I think it is exceedingly humble and very respectful that you put yourself against a literal caterpillar and feasibly saw a future in which you lost that fight.
If the Caterpie got some distance on him and used String Shot enough, I'm sure it could completely bind him and beat the shit out of him while he's stuck. Up close, though, he instantly stomps Caterpie. It's just a large, foul-smelling caterpillar. He just needs to close the gap if he's at a distance.
@@coolguy2058 Mr. Tough Guy has arrived. I honestly doubt in every universe where you fought a caterpie, that you won. I also doubt that you could be every single caterpie you came across. It depends on the moves that they know that can determine if you win or not.
not sure it counts as "fantasizing about beating up" when he (reasonably) concludes that he (and most people) would probably lose soundly against most of them
More like "clefairy used moonblast" followed by "clefairy used moonlight" over and over again for all eternity. I'm not actually sure if clefairy gains those moves before becoming clefable but assuming they do, no human could ever win. Need to do more than half health in a single attack in order to do more damage than the healing, maybe Mike Tyson.
@@jacobesterson power points exist so you can’t spam moonlight forever, but humans don’t have to deal with power points and could just kick clefairy to not get hurt on impact.
@@nullpoint3346 I mean, I feel like if you can carry mountains you should be using that as your attack. If you can't punch well but can drop literal mountains on your opponent, the choice is obvious.
Lucas Cunha To be fair it has no poison and it being dragon doesn’t really help unless it calls in a Dragonite or something. But a 4m snake is still kind of a problem.
@@Springdude11 We have Flying Press which has Flying properties despite being a Fighting move, we can categorize it as a Fire move and maybe give it some steel properties in case the world champ gets creative and just chucks the gun to his opponents.
Wolfey I think this is the perfect moveset for you in these battles: •Taunt (perfect so you don't have to worry about those status moves! Just use your intros at the start of the battle!) •Low Kick (gives you fighting coverage and using your feet is a safer battle strategy against flame body, poison point etc.) •Headbutt (don't use this move too often but comes in handy if you really need the flinch!) •Body Slam (I think this is your go-to move. Get the full paras!) Best of luck!
@@mew2921 indeed. Hopefully Wolfey will follow trainers command to crunch on a poisonous ghost blob Also we are sticking to orginal 151 so only 3 ghost types. Might not need the coverage. Stab + flinch chance might be better. Depends on the meta. But I think we can all agree we need some cheese to win with Wolfey 🤣🤣
Meowth is not wanting to hurt it but persian is just a big fat no no i mean what would you do to a fealine around your size which is blazing fast and using slash
I like the clarification (with Charmander) that you aren't going for the kill, and the further clarification (with Scyther) that the Pokemon absolutely are
@@RGC_animation Don't have to, IRL water cannons can hit you like a truck and blast you away. Add a bit of sand to the stream and it can cut through metal.
Ruilin Zhu yes they are, or you’re gonna tell me McCargo really is almost twice as hot as THE SUN ? (18,000 degrees Farenheit ) And everytime a Spoiks faints, it dies, because according to the pokedex it has to keep bouncing or it heart stops? Or that boys can somehow transform into Kadabras? Sure. Pokedex entries are bullshit. It’s basically just myths. Some are accurate, but some are not
@@hokexy2851 Gardevoir said it's able to make little black holes. Lapras has an actual story, in the early gens it says that it's going extinct, then in SMUSUM it says that it's being protected and is coming back into the wild.
@@thebuggerathome how he can throw ice cubes while those pidgeys can fly. Human throw are limited not like Pokemon who can throw Infinite range and can breath a ice beam in their mouth
I love how this guy goes from "caterpillar isn't guaranteed" to "there is no way i loose to horned fish that just floats when not in water and can swim that way, also, i can't loose to a kid dragon that can breath fire, and it's likely i can beat a teen dragon that got even stronger"
Wolfey: "Hitmonlee and Hitmontop are trained fighters therefore I don't stand a chance" Also Wolfey: "I could maybe take the swole dude wearing a literal wrestling belt"
"Raichus bulkier. Can use assault vest and most of my attacks are physical" This made me absolutely die laughing at the ridiculousness of this premise. That and the comment about going to the pokemon center after being poisoned. Top tier wideo Wolfey absolutely top top tier.
thing with magnemite is that you just need to grab both magnets and then twist one of them, so the force of the two magnets repelling each other rips it apart.
This tier list fell apart so fast. "I put geodude in impossible cause what am I gonna do against a rock" *Puts magneton, a flying pokemon made of steel, in unlikely.
I guess you could separate its magnets from its body with enough force, making it significantly less of a threat. Geodude doesn't have those same detachable parts.
@@goldegreen Right. Touch the thing that is fully charged with electricity haha. I don't think it will let you pull its magnets off, if you are strong enough to even do so.
Me taking the Pokédex way to literally: if cloyster’s shell were impossible to open, wouldn’t that mean by default the cloyster couldn’t open its own shell? That their entire species is doomed to die once they close their shell, upon evolving, for both the first and last time?!?
Idea for next Wideo: Ranking all original 151 pokemon that would be the best teammate in doubles for Wolfey! What pokemon can cover Wolfey's weaknesses or buff him up so he can become first world champion as a player and pokemon!
If you tried to fight a Charmeleon you would be risking death, just for the fact that it's got those claws. Those things are big enough to do you some nasty damage, and if it swings with a Metal Claw I don't see any scenario that you're not getting ripped up.
i think you're underestimating just how dangerous those fire types are, even charmander. you see the thing with burn wounds is that the heat doesn't really matter past a certain point. what DOES matter is the surface area of your skin that is being burned, so if even a charmander decided to just give you one blast head to toe, you're not looking good and if you somehow inhale a bit of the flame, you're probably not getting back up ever.
For context: Skarmory can fly 170 mph and has a base speed stat of 70, so presumably even a Clefairy (base 35) can still run at 85mph... and that's before it starts using Thunder/Blizzard/Flamethrower Let's face it, there's a reason the trainers don't step in once their last Pokemon is KO'd...
I'm not convinced that max speed is simply proportional to speed stat. What if it is log scale or something? Perhaps if we look at the described movement speeds of many different pokemon, and also the speed stats, and see if we can plot a curve through them?
I'm sure the speed stat is more akin to how a pokemon can react or how nimble it is rather than raw speed. Apparently vikavolt flys at high speed but if it can't turn well, then it's speed stat is justified.
Mega pidgeots base speed stat is 121, it known it can fly twice the speed of sound which would be 1534.54mph , I don’t think speed stat is a number you can do math on
Luke Faulkner both Dragonite and Magikarp have base speed of 80, while Dragonite could fly around the earth in 16 hours (2500km/hour). It’s obvious that Magikarp couldn’t do that. So base stat may not be accurate
Pokedex for Blastoise: The jets of water it spouts from the rocket cannons on its shell can punch through thick steel. Yes seriously there's no-way an unarmed human can beat Blastoise.
@@FayenMorval If a water force is enough to punch through thick steel, the speed of that water should exceed bullet flying speed. (probably faster than speed of sound) No-way can human react to such speed.
I have never understood the logic of Bite going over well against Gastly, are you just intentionally inhaling poisonous gas like it's a jelly-filled donut? Actually, there's a lot of Pokemon that Bite should not go over well against....
"There's no way I lose to Clefairy" Clefairy learns moves like Fire Blast, Thunderbolt, Psychic, Moonblast, and metronome. There's no way Wolfey BEATS Clefairy.
"Chancey I'd smack it i can beat it easily" Also Chancey being one of the bulkiests pokemon there is and in an episode it lifted a whole police station
@@ravinercf even with 5 base defense is still almost as bulky as a swampert on the physical side with investment and an eviolite 250 base hp is very strong
Well he brings a hammer for Diglett, so he can probably use Hammer Arm, Boomerang (throwing the hammer), Body Slam and Lick (ghost type coverage). How does that sound? Maybe some stat boosting like Bulk up or Work up?
Safety Goggles High Hp and Attack evs Ability - Human Power: Lets him substitute his intelligence for Speed, then add the result of any Knowledge: Pokemon Lore checks to his speed and evasion. Grants a second held item slot that can be dynamically changed throughout the battle. This held item interacts with various other moves. Moves: Anger Hit: Normal type, high critical hit rate, but low accuracy. Accuracy and base power increase based on the second held item granted by Human Power, and may gain alternate types. Grapple: Normal Status move that immobilizes the target. Fails against pokemon that weigh more than the user, are uncoporeal, or spikey Lighter: Fire, low power, high burn rate. Deals triple damage on pokemon immobilized by Grapple. Rock Throw: changes type and power based on the second held item granted by Human Power. I believe this is the ideal set for a Human in the general meta. Grapple is obviously situational, but its capacity to outright shut down a lot of pokemon, or enable the special moves Hostage and Choke. Choke can even be used on pokemon outside the user's weight class too.
21:24 "Im gonna put electrode in neutral because if it explodes I win" The thing has a 140 base speed stat, if it rolls into you at max speed you are screwed not to mention it can also shock you. I beg to differ if your entire plan is for the thing to blow up
@@C4lmaria it says everything he can beat in a fight, I don't really include guns in that. Electrode by it's biology is able to shock other living beings, if this man's biology includes a gun then that is allowed. And disagree on the draw, a 140 base speed pokemon rolling into you weighing in at ~150 lbs is gonna floor you
Also the pokemon is allowed to rock a Focus sash, and farfecht'd can hit me with his stick. So a gun is 100% alright. It's only our biological behavior that made us capable of building tools
@@C4lmaria a) How will it die before that? And B) I don't think the items would be allowed but even then the gun isn't an end all be all, especially with how fast it can move. If you gave the electrode even a slight understanding how would anyone have time to aim and fire accurately with how fast that thing will move
Gr 927 Don’t forget about the move *bleed* which can be used once under 50% hp and grosses our most pokemon and does some recoil as you are losing blood.
imagine if while wolfe is fighting ditto (which he has not ranked but it would probably be a impossible rank) it transforms into the sun by staring at the sky.
"By rules of explosion, if it explodes then I win the fight." Lmao love this logic. Enjoy your win for all for the next 2 seconds you'll be alive I guess.
Commenting on Wolfey’s wideo for it to get into TH-cam’s circulation algorithm! Of all the tier lists I expected you to do, this was not one of them. Yet, I’m glad you did it.
"there's no way I lose to a clafairy, right?" clafairy shakes its finger: how do you feel about your luck today "what am I suppose to do with a rock" toss them in water?
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hey uhhhh do u wanna see more wideos like this
yes
definetely
I sure do
WolfeyVGC yes
100%
I like how wolfey seemingly assumes he is in a ring, completely naked, equipped with nothing that makes humans threatening against Pokémon. Except when he fights diglet, in which he’d bring a hammer.
I’d like to see him try to hit diglett who can move at the speed of light...
@@plasmakitten4261 Wood Hammer
The handgun is the best held item exclusive to humans.
@@MK_ULTRA420 If you hate Rock, Ice and Fairy types.
Wack a Diglett
"I don't know the calcs but I wouldn't take hurricane well." That's such a beautiful statement
Agreed. But he doesn't care about Clefairy's Metronome, so... Or Meteor Mash (can't recall if it learns it but whatever).
I legit said this out loud while chuckling after he said it and immediately found this. Well played.
Dude I laughed so hard at that also.
He just doesn’t play around critts
@@davidl.8722 Wolfe has shell armor
I think it is exceedingly humble and very respectful that you put yourself against a literal caterpillar and feasibly saw a future in which you lost that fight.
I mean that is a really fucking big caterpillar though
Yup, its just a small green dragonair i guess
no i dont think its humble its just that hes just patheticly weak and he knows it but still enjoyed the video
If the Caterpie got some distance on him and used String Shot enough, I'm sure it could completely bind him and beat the shit out of him while he's stuck. Up close, though, he instantly stomps Caterpie. It's just a large, foul-smelling caterpillar. He just needs to close the gap if he's at a distance.
@@coolguy2058 Mr. Tough Guy has arrived. I honestly doubt in every universe where you fought a caterpie, that you won. I also doubt that you could be every single caterpie you came across. It depends on the moves that they know that can determine if you win or not.
Wolfe’s: I can’t compete with vines
Also Wolfe: I think I can take being lit on fire
So then he’s a water type
@@braydenharalson2838 that's pretty accurate since humans are mostly water
@@nebulouscat2210 Bro I just realized, most animals are mostly water right? Does that mean fire types are mostly water, or do they have lava blood?
🙀 that's true and what about ground types!
@@leetfukk well slugma and magcargo must be lava blood, right?
“Most of my attacks are physical”
This implies that you have special attacks. What are you doing? Spitting on the Pokémon for a water type attack?
For his special attack, he wields a gun.
@@zeyanhtet9040 for his mega he gets a tank
@Lain Trainer
Puke is a weak special Acid type move.
He shits on the Pokémon as his poison move😐
Using his eye lasers
Alternate title: Man fantasizes beating up small animals for 26 minutes
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Most of them are about the size or bigger than human XD.
until u use Charizard as a guide and realize many humans r taller than Charizard
Small?
not sure it counts as "fantasizing about beating up" when he (reasonably) concludes that he (and most people) would probably lose soundly against most of them
I love how his commentary feels like he’s low key preparing for these situations
VGC 2021 ruleset leak?
It’s 2020 so these Pokémon could just come to real life to ruin the world even more.
Haha I love how he says "Please don't let me fight Scyther" as if there's any risk of that happening soon
Mr bruce wayne over here
“There’s no way I would lose to clefairy”
Clefairy used metronome
Clefairy used hyper beam
He also said he might lose to jigglypuff because jigglypuff could use sing but clefairy can learn sing too
More like "clefairy used moonblast" followed by "clefairy used moonlight" over and over again for all eternity. I'm not actually sure if clefairy gains those moves before becoming clefable but assuming they do, no human could ever win. Need to do more than half health in a single attack in order to do more damage than the healing, maybe Mike Tyson.
@@jacobesterson power points exist so you can’t spam moonlight forever, but humans don’t have to deal with power points and could just kick clefairy to not get hurt on impact.
@@jacobesterson clefairy used destiny bond
@@StillSpacey well it loses by default then since it’s the first to lose
4:37
"The thing about wartortle is like... it's a turtle"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
-wartortle The Art of Turtle
- Wolfey, the Art of Youtubism
Never in the history of youtube has there been a video more deserving of being animated than this one
Totally agree. Underrated comment
Keeping the dream alive
GOD I want this to happen
Who would win?
A roster of fire breathing, telepathic monsters
One Wideo Man
:3
Wideo man
🤔
Wideo Man
wideo man under 1% power
Pokédex entries be like:This Pokémon can lift mountains
Attack stat:40
Because in comparison to like other pokemon…
Striking strength and lifting strength aren't on speaking terms in our world, what makes you think they are any friendlier in the pokemon one?
I know a guy that can’t bench 50lbs but can knock out a heavyweight
@@nullpoint3346 I mean, I feel like if you can carry mountains you should be using that as your attack. If you can't punch well but can drop literal mountains on your opponent, the choice is obvious.
I know that is a joke but the only 2 Pokémon that Pokédex says such a thing are Machamp and Tyranitar, which both have an attack stat above 130.
“I think if I had a big fly swatter I could beat it.”
Wolfey’s last words until he went into battle against a three foot tall bee, with a fly swatter.
He said a big one
Ah yes, the big fly swatter beats the big bee
I’m pretty sure in his last evolution, in which he holds a gun, he would win.
And a flyer that has that giant ass stinger. FFS hardly anyone beats irl.
Yeah beedrills are fucking terrifying
“Raichu’s bulkier. Can hold the assault vest and most of my attacks are physical.”
WHAT IS THIS VIDEO LOL
I wanna know what special attacks he has
We all know that he can use flamethrower
Mark Spilsbury if baby doll eyes is special 🤷♀️
what if he spits wouldn't it be special?
Wideo*
I love Wolfey considering type coverage, as if he's not just a normal type
damm 🤣🤣🤣
But he is likely to have fighting and dark type moves
Normal Fighting
@@Pihsrosnec crunch
@@soniccoconut2680 I was thinking bite, but crunch works too. Sucker punch as well.
A crab: unlikely
A 4m long dragon snake: likely
Lucas Cunha To be fair it has no poison and it being dragon doesn’t really help unless it calls in a Dragonite or something. But a 4m snake is still kind of a problem.
@@ningnong401 every wild dragonier learnt dragons rage so a fire like move that always dos 40hp damage i say its unlikely.
Dragonair can also fly, so that should already put it over Pidgey.
Dragonair can manipulation the weather according to Ash's Pokedex soooooo
@@Ruisu07 oh no ots gonna start raining
"I don't want to kill anything but ya know. A wins a win"
Wolfe no. Bad
LOL
@ARTEM DORDZHIEV You're a monster
Wolfe, Beating the feathers out of a pidgey: i could see this dub with my eyes closed
And for his neutral special
@@redstonewatcher6651 he wields a gun
wolfe: Id DEFINITELY not lose to clefairy
clefairy: *uses metronome”
clefairy: *uses guillotine*
wolfe: 👁👄👁
Lol
It's probably at a lower level than Wolfey if it hasn't found a moon stone yet, so it wouldn't work.
Clefairy: use attract
Wolfe: 👁👄👁
Keep in mind it came from a meteor which means it’s hella durable
Clefairy used perish song!
"I am not alllowed to bring a hammer" what the hell are ya talking about? HELD ITEMS
It's weak to water just pissing on it will destroy it
this deserves more likes lol
Held Item: Desert Eagle
-Wolfy uses Gunshot
Charizard bleeds to death
You earned 2600 experience Points
@@eliasvonbrille Charizard in some place
Wolfey use rock throw
Charizard died
This is actually a good point. If humans are just Pokémon their ability is "tool use".
Breaks the game wide open :p
"Most of my attacks are physical"
For his neutral special (Wolfey) wields a G U N
best comment
@@hydrarmk9206 yes
Would it be a steel or fire type move?
@@Springdude11 We have Flying Press which has Flying properties despite being a Fighting move, we can categorize it as a Fire move and maybe give it some steel properties in case the world champ gets creative and just chucks the gun to his opponents.
@@MariosCelestial using fling would give him ghost type coverage as well
I wasn't expecting to have this much fun listening to Wolfey talk about smacking mons around. Please do one of these for every generation!
Wolfey could definitely take on everyone in that list. We just gotta EV train him.
He's already Adamant in nature.
@@jacobesterson spam fight poochies then with the macho brace? Maybe a bit more protein?
@@Shunieeez once your done make sure to put choice band on him
But... What if he has the wrong IVs?
@@echosouth1260 just use a bottle cap.
Fun Fact: Blastoise has water cannons that are strong enough to break steal.
Steel*
@@Paldean Walter
Sooo.... those cannons certainly are not powered by jet fuel
Ehhhhh that’s just what they WANT you to believe
But it doesn’t use its cannons
Wolfey I think this is the perfect moveset for you in these battles:
•Taunt (perfect so you don't have to worry about those status moves! Just use your intros at the start of the battle!)
•Low Kick (gives you fighting coverage and using your feet is a safer battle strategy against flame body, poison point etc.)
•Headbutt (don't use this move too often but comes in handy if you really need the flinch!)
•Body Slam (I think this is your go-to move. Get the full paras!)
Best of luck!
no type coverage for ghost, replace headbutt with crunch
@@mew2921 why not zen headbutt
if he fights a sableye or something he wouldn’t be able to hit it, crunch at least hits everything
@@mew2921 indeed. Hopefully Wolfey will follow trainers command to crunch on a poisonous ghost blob
Also we are sticking to orginal 151 so only 3 ghost types. Might not need the coverage. Stab + flinch chance might be better. Depends on the meta. But I think we can all agree we need some cheese to win with Wolfey 🤣🤣
bruh, what are you talking about? he only needs rock slide!
Wolfey admitting 4 minutes before the end of the video he's never actually been in a fight is the funniest thing in this entire video
i have a name and he proceeds to not put machoke in impossible tier
@@myles7974 and omastar lmaooo
"I don't think I'll ever beat a snake in real life"
"I think Dragonair is probable"
Dragonair isn’t poisonous tho
@@IansChonkyCat then just do it like the other big not poisenes snakes and just choke him to death
DRAGONAIR USES SURF.
Dragonair used draco meteor
wolfe was getting tired by the end lol. plus, dragonair and dratini are deceptively kind looking
There's no way Clefairy is guaranteed. Probable, sure, but that thing gets metronome.
rolling explosion guarantees a tie
yes
Mew Not necessarily. Explosion after Wolfe uses sand attack.
Rolls guillotine
Wolfey: frickin DIES
Clefairy’s waggling finger let it use *guillotine*
The opposing Wolfey died
Wolfey would destroy every Pokémon with his MASSIVE ARMS
Mr ItchyHump arm thrust
:ao
Wolfetightpants could win with the sheer force of his legs
Fore arms are better than four arms
Ciara Doyle when he walks, the very ground shakes!!
I can imagine a fight between him and metapod and it’s just him stomping on a cocoon
For hours on end.
@@dudebro2638 You always deal 1 damage if you attack hits so it will only take a few hundred stomps, assuming a max level max HP EV metapod
@@TheWizel Well he'll probably outspeed and hit before the hardens stack too much right?
@@dudebro2638 So it only makes it shorter than hours. Unless Wolfe gets tired I doubt it would take more than 5 minutes.
@@TheWizel need to level up though. He's gotta stomp a lot of them.
He's more confident in fighting a Dratini than a Caterpie. I call this tierlist bs
Dratini is like- 5’11”
bug resists the youtuber-type, while dragon is weak to it.
Everyone knows that
@@thomass.4007 And grass is supereffective against the youtuber type.
21:16
“all i have to do is survive the explosion”. yeah good luck with that
He thinks he can defeat a living bomb eh idk about you but without protection i don't think I can beat a bomb
@@bloxhub2082 But he wouldn't lose to it, either. ;)
@@bloxhub2082 it kills itself before it can damage him though, so technically he wins
@@bloxhub2082 i think selfdestruct clause means the suicide move loses in a draw situation
Bold of you to assume voltorb can only learn self destruct
“What am I supposed to do against ghost types” Normal type Wolfey confirmed
Bite IS a dark type attack, but if we're going on Gen 1 moves...he's in trouble.
Or humans are fighting/ghost
Pyryte why would they be ghost type
if he died then his moves would become super effective
Or fighting which is probably the only two viable types for humans
15:05 - "Meowth is a cat. I like cats. I think it's impossible. I couldn't bring myself to fight a cat."
I felt that on a spiritual level.
Meowth is not wanting to hurt it but persian is just a big fat no no i mean what would you do to a fealine around your size which is blazing fast and using slash
@@thetabbyguy921 Exactly. Could you ever beat a lion in a fight? No? Then you're not going to beat persian either.
lol i just skipped ahead in the vid and was wondering why he put Meowth above things like Richu, sandslash, magnaton, machoke and Katabra.
Molly Masterson I could bring myself to bet meow that but not a normal cat
I like the clarification (with Charmander) that you aren't going for the kill, and the further clarification (with Scyther) that the Pokemon absolutely are
I laughed at the hesitation on Blastoise. The water pressure from the canons can pierce through steel, that is INSTANT death.
Again, we don't talk about Pokedex here.
@@RGC_animation Don't have to, IRL water cannons can hit you like a truck and blast you away. Add a bit of sand to the stream and it can cut through metal.
Also, if Blastoise decided to just retreat in its shell to ignore you, you would not be able to do anything.
@@brandonvelde5774 don't even need sand
@@ZXNovaBoom or do a rapid spin
Deadly beyblade
17:02 "Probably neutral its small its babby"
Pokedex entry - "Machop is capable of hurling up to 100 adults."
Yea good luck with that one
pokedex entries are bullshit
Ruilin Zhu yes they are, or you’re gonna tell me McCargo really is almost twice as hot as THE SUN ? (18,000 degrees Farenheit )
And everytime a Spoiks faints, it dies, because according to the pokedex it has to keep bouncing or it heart stops?
Or that boys can somehow transform into Kadabras?
Sure.
Pokedex entries are bullshit. It’s basically just myths. Some are accurate, but some are not
@Ruilin Zhu the pokedex entries are quite literally written by children. theyre WAY over exaggerated
@@k_o_o_l_a_i_d I agree that they can be exaggerated, but how are they "quite literally" written by children?
@@hokexy2851 Gardevoir said it's able to make little black holes.
Lapras has an actual story, in the early gens it says that it's going extinct, then in SMUSUM it says that it's being protected and is coming back into the wild.
A 4 metres Dragon Snake:
*Probable*
A small bird:
*Neutral*
honestly that position for dratiny and dragonair felt like his telling us he knows a dragon type move
@@malxire he could throw ice cubes at it
Sharan Manivannan but could you not just throw ice cubes at the pidgey
@@thebuggerathome how he can throw ice cubes while those pidgeys can fly. Human throw are limited not like Pokemon who can throw Infinite range and can breath a ice beam in their mouth
Arnau Blazquez to be fair dragonair would lose to a fridge
Wolfey in this video: I don't think I can take Bulbasaur
Wolfey in the Gen 2 video: I can definitely take a bear 1v1.
Training arc, character development,plot armor
I didn't expect this. But here I am watching it regardless
There I was, watching regardless.
“Most of my attacks are physical” -Wolfe Glicke 2020. Which of his attacks are special tho lmao
he can at least use round or hyper voice. only issue he prolly has at most 20 SpAtk
eternabeam
What do you mean most. * boss music intensifies
he can pee on them tho
Pee is 37 desgrees Celsius tho, so maybe it counts as shitty scald?
I've seen a lot in my lifetime, but this...
This is content.
LOL
I love how this guy goes from "caterpillar isn't guaranteed" to "there is no way i loose to horned fish that just floats when not in water and can swim that way, also, i can't loose to a kid dragon that can breath fire, and it's likely i can beat a teen dragon that got even stronger"
“A wins a win, that’s a joke please don’t murder”
I love how he talks about him taking attacks like pokemon like he has his own stats xD
he does, they're just hidden
Wolfey stats:
Health - 100
Attack - 37
Sp Attack - 2
Defense - 95
Sp Defense - 85
Speed - 110
Ability: Flesh skin - All Status moves do double damage
Move set:
Punch (Physical, power 40) Fighting
Kick - (Physical, power 30) Fighting, does more damage to lighter opponents
Sinking teeth - (Physical, power 80) Dark
Saliva Spit - (Special, power 20) Water, drops speed 1 stage.
wolfe could definitely use snarl if he was in the mood for it.
Very true but that special attack stat would kill him
Orange Stapler Hidden ability:
Concealed weapon
-All contact moves do super effective damage
Next gen has so many babies its gonna be a slaughter.
*baiby*
*"i believe a punt wil one hit knock out the pichu"*
Babby
Anakin
ALL THE GEN 2 POKEMON ARE *BABIES*
Every time I think about going up against one of the smaller pokemon the thought process is "how hard can I punt the little bugger"
I just want a animated gif of pikachu getting curbstomped
"I'm sure I don't take Hurricanes well. I don't know the calcs on that, but I'm sure it's not good."
This ist genius!
Wolfe: "Contrary to popular belief, I cannot fly."
Me: :O
God is dead...
He's hiding ceiling forme
This just means that wolfe is floor gang
I mean he does say "most" of his attacks are physical, so maybe he's a bit magical.
my whole life has been a lie
"Now, Exeggcute, I eat scrambled eggs a lot, so I could probably beat it in a fight."
-Wolfey 2020
Flawless logic if I do say so myself
Wolfey: "Hitmonlee and Hitmontop are trained fighters therefore I don't stand a chance"
Also Wolfey: "I could maybe take the swole dude wearing a literal wrestling belt"
14:48 “whenever they talk about Diglett lore...” how much Diglett lore have you read?
all of it
"Raichus bulkier. Can use assault vest and most of my attacks are physical"
This made me absolutely die laughing at the ridiculousness of this premise. That and the comment about going to the pokemon center after being poisoned. Top tier wideo Wolfey absolutely top top tier.
My sides were gone when he also admitted that Raichu might even be smarter than him as well lol
i would definitely not beat this video in a fight
Alternative Title: Wolfey Can’t Fight Fully Evolved Pokemon and Cats
@Gabriel Mota what level does he evolve? he's what, 26 or something?
@@ridley_boi8272 65 hes a psudo
@@zealotoftheorchard9853 55 actually.
Isn't Abra a cat?
@@rajvardhan6072 hes built differnt
“Can’t fight trained fighters” Machoke silently cries
Wolfey: most of my attacks physical
Me: is this dude carrying a glock as a special attack
I think it would act like s psyshock 😂
@@pri_405 bullet seed is physical, as well as bullet punch
@@Equinoctilus Yeah a gun would just be a 100bp priority steel move
He has... other weapons that can be long ranged or special
He can use sound based moves for special and bodily fluids for other types of moves
“There’s no way I can beat a rock.”
“Magnemite I think is unlikely.”
This one actually made me upset
Exactly!
Pretty easy counter for geodude, just throw it in the air and let it drop
If you can bring another magnet you can disable it.
thing with magnemite is that you just need to grab both magnets and then twist one of them, so the force of the two magnets repelling each other rips it apart.
“You can’t just come up with a new wideo everyday!”- Some dummy that underestimates Wolfe’s creative genius
LOL
Haha wideo man go brrrrr
@@helixlord0562 shut up
I like how he sounds serious and is calculating his battle strategy.
I need to see the chad Wolfey vs the virgin Machamp
Exeggcute: We are dangerous psychic types that everyone fears
Wolfey: I eat scrambled eggs, soo.........
Literally noone fears them, these dudes come already cracled lmao job's half done pass the salt.
*laughs in bug*
Laughs in ice
“Wigglytuff is not that strong and it is not that bulky”
Guild Master Wigglytuff from Mystery Dungeon would like to differ
Lol I was thinking that too
Wigglytuff is not strong
Me who was carried through johto with a wigglytuff with perfect stats and nature:
Haaaaaahahahaha... Oooohhhh...ohohoho
This tier list fell apart so fast.
"I put geodude in impossible cause what am I gonna do against a rock"
*Puts magneton, a flying pokemon made of steel, in unlikely.
I guess he's using Gen1 typing :p
@@Aronia55 he said it had steel, so nah he’s going by current gen
I guess his plan would be to just grab it and slam it to the ground like your annoying neighbour drone
I guess you could separate its magnets from its body with enough force, making it significantly less of a threat. Geodude doesn't have those same detachable parts.
@@goldegreen Right. Touch the thing that is fully charged with electricity haha. I don't think it will let you pull its magnets off, if you are strong enough to even do so.
According to the pokedex, Cloyster's shell is impossible to open.
its just harder than diamonds bruxish can eat it
Also the Pokedex - Kingler's claw can open Cloyster's shell.
A lot of clams shells are hard to open, so gulls will drop them from a height, the amount of tension a clam puts on its shell helps
BigOrangeSnowman88 Also the pokedex: I've made an oof
Me taking the Pokédex way to literally: if cloyster’s shell were impossible to open, wouldn’t that mean by default the cloyster couldn’t open its own shell? That their entire species is doomed to die once they close their shell, upon evolving, for both the first and last time?!?
Wolfey: There's no way I'd lose to clefairy...
*-Clefairy used Metronome!-*
*-Clefairy used Roar of Time!-*
*Wolfey fai- i mean, dies!*
*Wolfey used AK47*
*Clefairy fucking D I E D*
Idea for next Wideo:
Ranking all original 151 pokemon that would be the best teammate in doubles for Wolfey!
What pokemon can cover Wolfey's weaknesses or buff him up so he can become first world champion as a player and pokemon!
Wolfe: “Raichu could hold the assault vest bc most of my attacks are physical”
Me: most... what special attacks do you have
hyper voice, disarming voice, acid, maybe water gun
@@crinklybones or maybe even Boomburst if Wolfey shouts at the top of his lungs.
Maybe a gun
If you tried to fight a Charmeleon you would be risking death, just for the fact that it's got those claws. Those things are big enough to do you some nasty damage, and if it swings with a Metal Claw I don't see any scenario that you're not getting ripped up.
All you really have to do is keep your hand around the tail flame long enough, it don't really matter if you lose a leg or two.
@@certifiedicecreamtruckmoment or bring a light pale of water
Tbh I hope we get gen 4 so I can see them either go “Regigigas is really big and strong no way” or “Slow start lmao”
"Regigigas is really big and strong, but he has slow start, so if I could just get a couple hits in early on I think I might be fine"
@@Felixr2 you know that regigigas can pick up THE FUCKING MOON
I see the one piece reference lad
"He has two cannons. like, not like the pokemon, but two cannons"
I laughed way too hard at this
i think you're underestimating just how dangerous those fire types are, even charmander.
you see the thing with burn wounds is that the heat doesn't really matter past a certain point. what DOES matter is the surface area of your skin that is being burned, so if even a charmander decided to just give you one blast head to toe, you're not looking good and if you somehow inhale a bit of the flame, you're probably not getting back up ever.
For context: Skarmory can fly 170 mph and has a base speed stat of 70, so presumably even a Clefairy (base 35) can still run at 85mph... and that's before it starts using Thunder/Blizzard/Flamethrower
Let's face it, there's a reason the trainers don't step in once their last Pokemon is KO'd...
Max Speed at base 70 is 134, and Max Speed at base 35 is 95. Considering that ratio, Clefairy can run at 120.522 mph.
I'm not convinced that max speed is simply proportional to speed stat. What if it is log scale or something?
Perhaps if we look at the described movement speeds of many different pokemon, and also the speed stats, and see if we can plot a curve through them?
I'm sure the speed stat is more akin to how a pokemon can react or how nimble it is rather than raw speed. Apparently vikavolt flys at high speed but if it can't turn well, then it's speed stat is justified.
Mega pidgeots base speed stat is 121, it known it can fly twice the speed of sound which would be 1534.54mph , I don’t think speed stat is a number you can do math on
Luke Faulkner both Dragonite and Magikarp have base speed of 80, while Dragonite could fly around the earth in 16 hours (2500km/hour). It’s obvious that Magikarp couldn’t do that. So base stat may not be accurate
Pokedex for Blastoise: The jets of water it spouts from the rocket cannons on its shell can punch through thick steel.
Yes seriously there's no-way an unarmed human can beat Blastoise.
Just dodge.
@@FayenMorval If a water force is enough to punch through thick steel, the speed of that water should exceed bullet flying speed. (probably faster than speed of sound)
No-way can human react to such speed.
And even if you sneak up on it what are you going to do to hurt a giant turtle?
🤤 donuts
@Ultimate Absol just bring plastic straws with you
When you see how small some of these things are, I think you'd rethink what your own base stats are
Also, bite the ghosts
I have never understood the logic of Bite going over well against Gastly, are you just intentionally inhaling poisonous gas like it's a jelly-filled donut? Actually, there's a lot of Pokemon that Bite should not go over well against....
@@RadiantDarkBlaze Bite doesn't mean you have to inhale.
It's the evil intent of the bite that hurts the ghosts
Think really racist, sexist, homophobic and transphobic thoughts while you punch to turn your attacks into dark-type
@@BoomTheGuardian fair
@FlashFire1999 Sucker punch is dark because of the unsportsmanlike nature of a sucker punch, not because of evil thoughts.
"There's no way I lose to Clefairy"
Clefairy learns moves like Fire Blast, Thunderbolt, Psychic, Moonblast, and metronome.
There's no way Wolfey BEATS Clefairy.
Nahh, Caterpie is a much bigger threat then that
This is a perfect wideo
:)
Me - looks at the topic
Also me - I want to see Wolfey fight a Weneasaur
:O
I wanted to see Wolfey vs Exeggutor
*Weñasaur
@ARTEM DORDZHIEV I believe that's the correct spelling of the Gen I grass starter's final stage
@Andrew Kocur No it is just how wolfey says it.
A man who has never been in a fight, theorizes on what imaginary creatures he could beat up. I love this so much
"Chancey I'd smack it i can beat it easily"
Also Chancey being one of the bulkiests pokemon there is and in an episode it lifted a whole police station
It has base base 10 atk and base 5 defense, just keep punching it and it dies
@@ravinercf good luck with softboiled and that demonic 320 or so base HP .
@@shekharbhardwaj4766 soft-boiled doesn't matter if you ohko it
@@ravinercf even with 5 base defense is still almost as bulky as a swampert on the physical side with investment and an eviolite
250 base hp is very strong
@@donkkut5003 who said it has defensive investment and eviolite.If Wolfey doesn't get items,So don't the Pokemon.
I checked Smogon and couldn’t find a competitive move set for Wolfey. What moves and items would you put on your Wolfey for competitive?
Safety goggles as the item for sure. He is too scared of powder moves
Wood hammer is a really good counter against diglett.
Wood Hammer, Stomp, Mach Punch, and Tackle. Safety Goggles for item.
Well he brings a hammer for Diglett, so he can probably use Hammer Arm, Boomerang (throwing the hammer), Body Slam and Lick (ghost type coverage). How does that sound? Maybe some stat boosting like Bulk up or Work up?
Safety Goggles
High Hp and Attack evs
Ability - Human Power: Lets him substitute his intelligence for Speed, then add the result of any Knowledge: Pokemon Lore checks to his speed and evasion.
Grants a second held item slot that can be dynamically changed throughout the battle. This held item interacts with various other moves.
Moves:
Anger Hit: Normal type, high critical hit rate, but low accuracy. Accuracy and base power increase based on the second held item granted by Human Power, and may gain alternate types.
Grapple: Normal Status move that immobilizes the target. Fails against pokemon that weigh more than the user, are uncoporeal, or spikey
Lighter: Fire, low power, high burn rate. Deals triple damage on pokemon immobilized by Grapple.
Rock Throw: changes type and power based on the second held item granted by Human Power.
I believe this is the ideal set for a Human in the general meta. Grapple is obviously situational, but its capacity to outright shut down a lot of pokemon, or enable the special moves Hostage and Choke. Choke can even be used on pokemon outside the user's weight class too.
21:24 "Im gonna put electrode in neutral because if it explodes I win" The thing has a 140 base speed stat, if it rolls into you at max speed you are screwed not to mention it can also shock you. I beg to differ if your entire plan is for the thing to blow up
The best electrode can get is a draw th. If electrode is allowed to shock him he is allowed to shoot the thing
@@C4lmaria it says everything he can beat in a fight, I don't really include guns in that. Electrode by it's biology is able to shock other living beings, if this man's biology includes a gun then that is allowed. And disagree on the draw, a 140 base speed pokemon rolling into you weighing in at ~150 lbs is gonna floor you
@@absurd5452 it will die before th
Also the pokemon is allowed to rock a Focus sash, and farfecht'd can hit me with his stick. So a gun is 100% alright. It's only our biological behavior that made us capable of building tools
@@C4lmaria a) How will it die before that? And B) I don't think the items would be allowed but even then the gun isn't an end all be all, especially with how fast it can move. If you gave the electrode even a slight understanding how would anyone have time to aim and fire accurately with how fast that thing will move
Wolfe: -Wigglytuff is not that strong
PMD Wigglytuff: -Hold my perfect apple
Wolfey ain't ready for Yoom-Tah.
remember when it broke windows and pots only with its voice?
I like Wolfey's restraint when it comes to fighting, he isnt trying to kill them only beat em up
This is the content I've been waiting for all along. Let's see Johto next!
:O
Wolfe: assault vest wouldn't help much as most of my attacks are physical
...most?
Spit reduces the enemy's precision and piss reduces all the enemy's stats but leaves you wide open and you take double the damage for 1 turn
Gr 927 bruh that made me laugh lol, maybe shitting adds a status that decreases defense and special defense
@@falenas8165 ....Jarate?
Belch is a very powerful move. Do not underrate! It's even super-effective on Wigglytuff!
Gr 927 Don’t forget about the move *bleed* which can be used once under 50% hp and grosses our most pokemon and does some recoil as you are losing blood.
"My attacks are mostly physical attacks"
What, are you gonna call them fat?
well, there is a move that does that and literally hurts pokemons.
Tuvillo No obviously not... he’s gonna bleed on them and call them chicken!
Wolfey: uses *Taunt*
*Epic spit time activate*
For his natural special he has a gun
imagine if while wolfe is fighting ditto (which he has not ranked but it would probably be a impossible rank) it transforms into the sun by staring at the sky.
Wolfey: "I can beat a Machoke"
Me: "holy shit he lifts"
22:02: “I’ve never actually been in a fight”
-Wolfe Glick, a man who has fought his way to the top of the Pokémon competitive world
These tier lists are getting more and more nonsensical and I'm here for it
I think it really depends on how well Wolfey was EV trained, and also IVs. We’d need to more of his stats.
The rest of the United States is on fire while Wolfey ranks his ability to fight Pokémon
You should make a status tier list! Including partial statuses like taunt, torment, and confusion as well.
:O
“If he gets on his back I think that’s hard for turtles to deal with”
"By rules of explosion, if it explodes then I win the fight."
Lmao love this logic. Enjoy your win for all for the next 2 seconds you'll be alive I guess.
Commenting on Wolfey’s wideo for it to get into TH-cam’s circulation algorithm! Of all the tier lists I expected you to do, this was not one of them. Yet, I’m glad you did it.
"there's no way I lose to a clafairy, right?"
clafairy shakes its finger: how do you feel about your luck today
"what am I suppose to do with a rock"
toss them in water?
Wait,can I use metronome?
Geodude floats and Graveler is too heavy.
Anyone else think that Primeape would literally tear him apart for a rice ball.
Machoke as well haha
You mean a "Donut"?
He totally means a donut
Its a jelly filled donut not a donut
Wolfey definitely has one of the most memorable intros, love them so much.
"Holds the assault vest and most of my attacks are physical" best line in channel history