The AA sponsor is lucky he didn't get his head smashed in for saying that about Vito in front of Tony. In the mob world, you don't talk that way about a made guy especially when you're not made and in front of a Boss.
This is what makes this show legendary, not just the serious crime drama, but the hilarious comedy scenes...judge Roy Bean, Rock Hudson, AIDS, take it in the back...lmao....classic
Patsy is also the most confident, he never got involved with other people’s bullshit, and when Pauly accused him he just flipped him off, no theatrics, he knows himself, doesn’t need the reindeer games the other guys go through.
It's supposedly improvised by Van Zandt who played Silvio. The "wtf" double take from Tony was, again supposedly, Gandolfini's actual reaction to that line.
One of the main points of the show that the mob is past it's peak, that they now "bend more rules than the Catholic church" and whatnot. Maybe in 50's they'd whack the kid right there and then just so he couldn't spread the word anymore, regardless of his tone, but in the 2000's it was a completely different era for the mafia.
If Christopher showed any leadership, he would have spoken to Tony about this in private. It is a sensitive issue and needed to be dealt with quitetly.
The joke: "Mom, all the kids at school say I have a big head. Its really upsetting." The mother says, "Don't worry honey, your head isn't big at all. Now, go gather some potatoes." "Mom, I don't have a bag for potatoes." "Its okay son, just use your hat."
Vito was not just "some good earner". As Michael Franzese said, usually only around 10-20% of made guys are real earners, with only a few of them making huge profit. In the Soprano family, most guys were shitty earners and didn't think about the big picture, whereas Ralphie and Vito were by far the biggest earners, as far as we know. All this sheds some clear light on why Tony was so extremely hesitant about letting any one of these two getting whacked, on more than one occasion.
@@NIKOLAP7it seemed that actually he was coming around, going sober from blow and with the accident with his kid. He was captain, he was happy and humble with his position. The problem was Tony who had his Ralph glass full from the beating of the girl, just waiting to tip over, and the horse did just that. But money-wise, what he did to the horse was actually good since it was sick and could not win anything again, just a money pit for horse doctors. But Tony's love for animals and hate for Ralphie burst right then.
@@Fanatik4Ever Makes sense. Although Ralph attracted some bad attention from his antics. That is why Tony looked for every kind of excuse to whack him.
Tony was quick to defend and slow to condemn Vito here. I wonder if that's because he felt it was wrong and injust to judge and potentially slander Vito without gathering more information or if it was purely for financial reasons. Vito was a good earner and Tony must have immediately known that if Vito really was gay that would be a big hit to his bottom line.
I believe he was caught at a swinger’s club in the city where he had a threesome with a woman and another man but they went further than just slapping balls and high fiving across her back.
@@thefloridamanofytcomments5264 he only went to a swingers club because of the medication he was taking for his blood pressure. It fucked with his head.
"This guy Sal, I know him. He's a friend of ours". No Carlo, he's a friend of yours. Friend of ours means he's made. Friend of mine mean's he is an associate of yours. You would never call a non-made guy a friend of ours. Now getvitoondaphone
He must have been made. Carlo called him "a friend of ours" two times. I am certain that they really respected the mob speak and wouldn't call an associate "a friend of ours". Carlo uses this fact to emphasize that these accusations were not produced by some random associate or civilian
I don't think so. Not only is this the limitless HBO like the others said, but also the discrimination given by the wiseguys is clearly portrayed to be coming from a place of thoughtless ignorance. As the Sopranos is often a social commentary, this storyline is no exception, and the narrative serves to paint a picture of the tragic consequences that occur when ignorance meets power and corruption.
This storyline is also an intriguing forum about how sometimes you have to keep your beliefs to yourself for your own protection. We see Tony act curiously ambivalent about the gossip on Vito, and even though he has to act like he does not agree with homosexuality to please the rest of the wiseguys just incase of mutiny, his body language notes that he feels otherwise deep down. This is confirmed, in my eyes, when he tells Melfi about how he thinks what happens in the bedroom should stay in the bedroom. It's also fairly interesting to note that it seems Tony's internal conflict between his beliefs and the beliefs of his crew are fairly obvious, even on a speculative basis, and the fact that the "wiseguys" never really pick this up, is a humorous nod to how clueless these men can truly be at times.
@@kendallperry9247 I think deep down they are all the same tho but believe they have to act in a certain way, no more so when tony tells them about him seeing a therapist they all just for a brief moment let there guard down and say they all need a little therapy some times which shows to me that they are still humans despite what they do and most probably feel bad about some stuff they have to do but they cant show it when they are out in public.
"he rang me at three in the morning, pause "after the wedding" " think about it T, the weight loss" "aids!!" .Tony looking around thinking how do I run a family with this lot.😀
One of the rare times Pauli’s seems to really stick up for a friends reputation. Only to be stabbed in the heart.
How many more betrayals can he take
I loved that cocksucker like a brother and he fucked me in the ass
I can't believe he stuck up for him
@@alexsm3882 Stabbed in the HATT!
Maybe he's a flambé
"Vito Spatafore is an ass muncha!"
"OHH"
Kills me everytime
Whada we gotta do Tone? actually seem him take it in the *ss? LMFAO
LOL
The motorcycle outfit gets me.
The AA sponsor is lucky he didn't get his head smashed in for saying that about Vito in front of Tony. In the mob world, you don't talk that way about a made guy especially when you're not made and in front of a Boss.
@@Dan-ys8nk Yeah I was thinking the same thing why did they let him hang around all the time
"AIDS?" "Nobody's got AIDS! I don't want to hear that word in here again!"
Tony sounded rather quick to end that conversation.... I wonder if he had....
Aids Aids Aids Aids
U forgot the "sudden weight loss" comment before it
@@80s_Boombox_Collector AIDS is a better weight loss program then Jenny Craig.
@@spoda81 nobody got aids I don't wanna hear that word here again
“Vito Spattifori’s an AAAAAAAYSMUNCHA” lmao love the way he phrased it.
OHHH!!
What did you just say?
@@coyoteduster8919 im sorry its true
😂😂😂😂😂
“what are we gonna do now?”
AAAAYS to AAAAAAAAYS
Why is nobody taking about “Yeah? Maybe you’re a flambeé!” ??? That line is comedic genius
fouckin nauseating
I died the 1st time I heard it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"yeah, Rock Hudson too, I think"
The way Tony looks at Silvio cracks me up every time. Greatest show out there
I don’t get it
Paulie's "OHH!" at 0:08 was priceless!
For real😂😂👊
I loved how loud and italian it was. It literally echoed through that strip joint.
Wit a goomar!😂😂😂
Hurricane Reminds me of how the stereotypical Italians on Family Guy day “OHHHH!” 😂
I'm sorry but it's true.
Sopranos clips comment section is pure gold.
No more Butchie... no more...
Yeah, a thousand tedious quote and shinebox riffs. Pure gold.
@@cockoffgewgle4993 Imagine that : a thousand tedious quotes and shinebox riffs. Pure gold.
@@cockoffgewgle4993 If you can't add some good ones go away.
@@cockoffgewgle4993 It's still better than anything pewdiec4ncer has ever done.
''Better copied right than imagined poorly''.
The look tone gives sil when he says "and rock hudson too... I tink" 😂
Tony to Finn: “Go out get yaself a sandwich....any kind ya like.
I could care less personally . Ya ? Maybe your a flum bag
@@tucko11 flombay...its French for flamer
@@kylegoodreau2170 Flambé
@@hunterbunter6690 yes thank you
with a GOOMAH
Harambe what is a Goomah?
side chick
Lol Paulie always like that
Aidssssssss?
Harambe that thumbnail
No wonder David Chase had to remind us who these monsters are. This whole clip, it's almost a full blown comedy! All that's missing is a laugh track.
Shut up you geek.
Best description I heard was it's at heart a dark comedy
The best comedies don't rely on a laugh track which is saying something for a show that isn't even a comedy
“Let the situation be funny, the humour is in the absurdity of who these people are.”
David Chase (paraphrased by Terence Winter).
Hahaha Paulie’s face at 2:52 when Carlo mentions his weight loss. The fear driven epiphany he had of Vito contracting AIDS.
Nobody's got AIDS!! I don't wanna hear that word in here again!
0:00 Christopher with the Vince McMahon walk.
I don't wanna hear that word again!
Lol lol
"Yeah fucking priceles"😅😅
LOL
Nice profile photo, you got my drunk ass lol
Paulie is having mini strokes while Chris explains it all 😂
Chloé LOL
Infarcts
How much betrayal can he take?
Paulie: “A married man. With kids.”
Also Paulie: “I don’t care if he has a hundred kids with arrows in their heads.”
This is what makes this show legendary, not just the serious crime drama, but the hilarious comedy scenes...judge Roy Bean, Rock Hudson, AIDS, take it in the back...lmao....classic
“ nobody’s got AIDTHS” lol
PoPo #123 And I never want to hear that word again!
James Johnson anidontwannaheardatwordinhere again
2:24. "I could care less basically" Patsy was always the most level headed one.
@Jake fuckin nauseating
Patsy is also the most confident, he never got involved with other people’s bullshit, and when Pauly accused him he just flipped him off, no theatrics, he knows himself, doesn’t need the reindeer games the other guys go through.
That would have gotten them all wacked.
Tony: Let's take this to the back....
Dude: That's what Vito did...hah!
Is that dude still alive after that episode? lol.
DILLI GAF pretty sure he was still alive at the end of the series.
DILLI GAF he has the most punchable face im the whole series even more than that coach hauser shithead from season 1 LOL
"That coach hauser shithead" lol
No Phil Leotardo had him killed
"You can go!"
1:37 Silvio trying not to laugh
It was pretty funny
Tony’s face when sil says rock Hudson
YSL 1996 lmao
The Gamer LOL
Nice comedy bit
Priceless !
"WIT A GOOMAR" 0:24 hahaha
Nobody marches in somewhere like Chrissy.
American Male
Dude walks with purpose
Nigel Blue binge McMahon has entered the chat
Man On A Mission
The Chris power strut lolll
That's not a march, that's a beak.
“Ohh will you take it easy over there fuckin judge Roy Bean!”🤣🤣
He's a married man, with a Shinebox
There it is. That's what I came here for.
Too bad he never had the makings of a varsity athlete
And a side goomah
Lmaooo I know Phil wish he had one when he caught Vito
It took awhile but we have a shinebox citing.
Tone, think about it: sudden weight loss???
AIDS???
NOBODY'S GOT AIDS! I don't wanna hear that word again!
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
OE Funniest lines in The Sopranos
Everyone’s gay but me
Im dead LOL that face of Paulie
ahahahahh I'm dying here
I gotta admit, ill be scared too
Christopher is hilarious here: "So whatta we gonna do Tone? Actually see him take it in the ass?" LOL! 1:50.
Thats one of the funniest lines to me. Tony tells them off like my mother used to if i swore.
With pool cues in the background...
@@leeboy26 I wonder if it was chalked..
@@justherald1117 it's sad when pool cues get chalked like that
his delivery was hilarious here
I could care less basically. Patsi should run for office on that.
Vito's a real come-from-behind kinda guy!
“Yeah Rock Hudson too....I think” lol always love Sil the cool customer
And Tony's reaction is the best lol
It's supposedly improvised by Van Zandt who played Silvio. The "wtf" double take from Tony was, again supposedly, Gandolfini's actual reaction to that line.
"Judge Roy Bean" lol the legendary "hanging judge"
I only know that because of The Life And Times Of Scrooge McDuck. Thank you Don Rosa for all the obscure historical trivia.
Gyrbae lmao im a direct descendant of him. It was so funny hearing tony say that
Paul Newman played him in a movie. Great movie.
@Australian Meditations I'm pretty sure you got google in Australia.
@@MrRazorblade999 It's got a terrific cast of characters: Judge Roy Bean
, Outlaw, Outlaw, Outlaw, Outlaw, Outlaw, Outlaw, Outlaw, Outlaw, Outlaw, Whore, Whore, Whore, Maria Elena, Fat Lady, according to IMDB!
"You know it weird, he did borrow my pool cue a few months back."
Did anyone notice that tony was trying not to laugh when the chaps were mentioned
We British love the sopranos brilliant acting by brilliant actors and quality storylines badly missed series and actors RIP James 🙏
Darren Wallace really? Did know it was viewed over there. Greetings from NJ.
Hello from Cambridgeshire 👍
As a Yank, I'd rather watch Sharpe.
Hello from Derbyshire
“Elton John was married” 😂😂😂
Rock Hudson too. I think.
Elton john* dipshit
8 seconds in and this scene is already gold.
OOHHHHH
This whole scene is absolutely hilarious from the second Christopher try’s to hold in that laugh
It's the fact that they're mobsters and they are gossiping like women, lol
@1:06 When you realize you're not part of "the crew" LMAO
Rip 💀
Lol that’s true
Lmfao
I must watch this at least once a day
I do too. For power.
What crew was elton john a part of??
Purple Sword 3 Lmaoo
Purple gang.
the pink mafia boys.
Purple Sword 3 The Buttfucco Crime Family.
@@39Hundred hahaha😂🤣 that was the best one lmfao
"If it was up to me I'd drag Vito behind my fucking shinebox right now"
For all we know this guys got a hard on for Vito. Then Chris smirking
I'm surprised they didn't clip Christopher's friend for talking out of line about a made guy
Well they found out it was true shortly after
Because he was friends with Chris, who happens to be the boss’s nephew
One of the main points of the show that the mob is past it's peak, that they now "bend more rules than the Catholic church" and whatnot. Maybe in 50's they'd whack the kid right there and then just so he couldn't spread the word anymore, regardless of his tone, but in the 2000's it was a completely different era for the mafia.
married man
WID A GUUMAH
YOU PACKED YOUR SUITCASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@b_layered Oh hi my sweet daughter how ya doin
GUMDAGUYDADETT
I absolutely love Paulie's delivery of the "OOOOOHH!" at the start
If Christopher showed any leadership, he would have spoken to Tony about this in private. It is a sensitive issue and needed to be dealt with quitetly.
But he's an idiot, that's kind of the whole point of his character.
Christopher was an impulsive, loose cannon with addiction issues and that’s what killed him.
Lmao paulies little “Oh!” He’s really appalled that anyone would accuse Vito.
Chris is low low key one of my favorite characters. He was mad unserious😂
Dude:" Vito spatafore is an ass muncher"!
Paulie:"ooh"! Lol😂💯
Vito takes it in the shinebox
Maybe you're a Flambay hahaha
Chalino Torbellino lmfao
🖕🥃
😂😂😂😂😂
Bahahahahahaha
Fucking nauseating!
Some of the best dark comedy ever! 😂😂
“ my estimation of Vito, as a man has just plummeted”
2:56 PROBABLY THE BEST LINE EVER IN THE ALL SERIES HISTORY HAHAHAH
“With a Gooma!!”
I like how rock n roll queen starts playing in the background 🤣🤣🤣🤣 David Chase you troll I see you 👀
The way the dialogue syncs with the music in the beginning makes it all the more hilarious
0:01 I want to know what the first part of Paulie's joke was, "use your hat!" He says that part in a different episode as well
The joke:
"Mom, all the kids at school say I have a big head. Its really upsetting."
The mother says, "Don't worry honey, your head isn't big at all. Now, go gather some potatoes."
"Mom, I don't have a bag for potatoes."
"Its okay son, just use your hat."
Condom = hat
"He looked like the guy from the Village People" can't stop laughing!
''SHINEBOX''
''Nobodys got a shinebox, and I dont want to hear that word in here again.''
Will you take it easy over there, fuckin Judge Roy Bean
Chris’s fast paced walk in like it’s the biggest news since 9/11 is priceless
“Right Joey, use your hat” favorite joke of Paulie😂😂😂
One of the better ohhs in the series
"Yeah? Maybe you're a flambé" LOL!! 2:24
I loved this fucking show. Every Scene. Every bit of dialogue. Every character
0:55 silvio's face 😂😂😂😂
0:51 - Tony holding back the laughter..lol
".....fuckin' nooooziating..."
bwdrums1 I met that actor @ a funeral.
This is probably the most hilarious scene of the entire series every line kills
Vito was not just "some good earner". As Michael Franzese said, usually only around 10-20% of made guys are real earners, with only a few of them making huge profit. In the Soprano family, most guys were shitty earners and didn't think about the big picture, whereas Ralphie and Vito were by far the biggest earners, as far as we know. All this sheds some clear light on why Tony was so extremely hesitant about letting any one of these two getting whacked, on more than one occasion.
Ralphie was the most effective earner, but his personality was very volatile and became a bigger liability than he was beneficial.
@@NIKOLAP7it seemed that actually he was coming around, going sober from blow and with the accident with his kid. He was captain, he was happy and humble with his position. The problem was Tony who had his Ralph glass full from the beating of the girl, just waiting to tip over, and the horse did just that. But money-wise, what he did to the horse was actually good since it was sick and could not win anything again, just a money pit for horse doctors. But Tony's love for animals and hate for Ralphie burst right then.
@@Fanatik4Ever Makes sense. Although Ralph attracted some bad attention from his antics. That is why Tony looked for every kind of excuse to whack him.
To run new jersey you don't need to be a big earner. Tony was greedy
"You are not gonna believe this." TH-cam has not taken this video due to it's title. WEHT?!
They're a good earner
OHHHH
Tony was quick to defend and slow to condemn Vito here. I wonder if that's because he felt it was wrong and injust to judge and potentially slander Vito without gathering more information or if it was purely for financial reasons. Vito was a good earner and Tony must have immediately known that if Vito really was gay that would be a big hit to his bottom line.
Vito's bottom too oh I meant bottom line lol
Alex Ruma Purely financial... Vito was his top earner.
a line in a later episode "you got pillowbiters in the special forces..."
Vito was a good earner. I think Tony didn't give a fuck about him being gay cos he made him money, but he had to bow to the pressure.
If you watch the show they drop like flies. It would be like having a baseball team and the baseball field was full of land mines or something.
"It's true"...3 seconds later, same guy: "Probably bullshit."
And then back to "Yeah that's what Vito did!"
AIDS?????......Paulie cracks me up.
AND THE WAY HE PRONOUNCED THAT SENTENCE...PRICELESS HAHAHAHA
Greasing the union part always has me rolling.
Silvio trying not to laugh when chaps were mentioned. Lol.
"Sal was at this place in the city" ✨supposedly on business✨😂 0:35
This really happened to a DeCavalcante boss in the early 90’s
I believe he was caught at a swinger’s club in the city where he had a threesome with a woman and another man but they went further than just slapping balls and high fiving across her back.
Yep then they whacked him too!
@@thefloridamanofytcomments5264 he only went to a swingers club because of the medication he was taking for his blood pressure. It fucked with his head.
Sammy gravono says something about that in his podcast
Right
That's definitely the hardest I've laughed at someone saying AIDS.
Paulie- “WIT A GOOMAH!!!”
loved the obscure Judge Roy Bean reference...
That one moment in spacetime when all factors came together, and this singular series came into the world. Never again, not in our lifetime!
Bruh the music in the back round makes this 10x funnier😂
I don’t know why this clip makes me laugh so much!
One classic line after another has to be the most quoted show in history.
My fav bit in this scene is 0:53 to 0:58 cause it looks like Tony Silvio and Paulie are all trying their best not to laugh and break character.
Anytime I'm having a challenging day, the sopranos comment threads bring my spirits up immediately 🤣🤣🤣
The fuck you want, a boutonnière?
Love the chrissy arms out fast walk hahahaha
Such a superbly written show, one of the best.....
Vito never had the makings of a varsity dancer
“let’s take this in the back!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"This guy Sal, I know him. He's a friend of ours". No Carlo, he's a friend of yours. Friend of ours means he's made. Friend of mine mean's he is an associate of yours. You would never call a non-made guy a friend of ours. Now getvitoondaphone
He must have been made. Carlo called him "a friend of ours" two times. I am certain that they really respected the mob speak and wouldn't call an associate "a friend of ours". Carlo uses this fact to emphasize that these accusations were not produced by some random associate or civilian
More interesting what was he doing in gay club?
@@batyszhaksy3799 making collections, it's shown clearly. The club being a cash business (with some drug trade undoubtedly) is a prime target.
He probably was a made guy for a NY family, he was doing collections probably drug money and knew who Vito was.
The dialogue in this show is beyond epic
Vito coulda said he was there on business
Dealing stolen dildos
This is by far one of the funniest scenes of all time
Sad thing is if this show had been made now it would have been cancelled and these actors would have had to apologise
Nah.
Thats a lie this is hbo
I don't think so. Not only is this the limitless HBO like the others said, but also the discrimination given by the wiseguys is clearly portrayed to be coming from a place of thoughtless ignorance.
As the Sopranos is often a social commentary, this storyline is no exception, and the narrative serves to paint a picture of the tragic consequences that occur when ignorance meets power and corruption.
This storyline is also an intriguing forum about how sometimes you have to keep your beliefs to yourself for your own protection. We see Tony act curiously ambivalent about the gossip on Vito, and even though he has to act like he does not agree with homosexuality to please the rest of the wiseguys just incase of mutiny, his body language notes that he feels otherwise deep down. This is confirmed, in my eyes, when he tells Melfi about how he thinks what happens in the bedroom should stay in the bedroom.
It's also fairly interesting to note that it seems Tony's internal conflict between his beliefs and the beliefs of his crew are fairly obvious, even on a speculative basis, and the fact that the "wiseguys" never really pick this up, is a humorous nod to how clueless these men can truly be at times.
@@kendallperry9247 I think deep down they are all the same tho but believe they have to act in a certain way, no more so when tony tells them about him seeing a therapist they all just for a brief moment let there guard down and say they all need a little therapy some times which shows to me that they are still humans despite what they do and most probably feel bad about some stuff they have to do but they cant show it when they are out in public.
"So whatta we gotta do Tone? Actually see him take it in the azz?" Kills me every time!! 🤣🤣🤣
"he rang me at three in the morning, pause "after the wedding" " think about it T, the weight loss" "aids!!" .Tony looking around thinking how do I run a family with this lot.😀
Christopher's power walking is amazing