I love how Ego has committed multiple crimes against humanity (3 of wich are war crimea) and has like 3 deaths, 8 lives, 40 years, but just needs to casually pay 90 $ finds
I think Thanos's final crime would be best described as attempted genocide, but since it's on a universal scale it would certainly carry at least one death sentence.
The law states that mass murder is killing 3 or more people in a short time without a rest period. Genocide is large portions of that. Thanos would be charged with mass xenocide. Not just the mass genocide of humans but all other races. Also he would be responsible for the death of half the living population of animals too, so ecological devastation on a universal scale.
How many mass murders make a single death sentence. He would have killed, probably several Nonillion people (10 to the 30th power) across the universe.
@@drake1360 Counterpoint! (It's been years since I've seen any of these movies, so I might be wrong) Nebula's traumatic past was revealed in GOTG V2, not Infinity War or Endgame, which he was watching. The Xandar incident was explicitly mentioned in Infinity War. So that should count and Nebula shouldn't.
" your sentence is 3 death penalties, " " oh ok. " " eight life sentences, " "reasonable. " 40 years in prison, " " fair enough. " " and 90 dollars. " " NO DEAR GOD NO! "
His attorney: "My, client did do some good deeds because he ended poverty and disease" Judge: " He just killed half of the entire galaxy" Attorney: "And on those planets he was on, he did manage to end poverty on those worlds"
Technically it’s actually an underestimation because since he killed half of all life forms that will include stuff like ants and there’s more than 10 trillion ants that’s for sure and now think about bacteria. If you include all of those I think you need a couple more zeros
@patfre while I get your point, you must remember that these crimes only count Sapient creatures (creatures with a conscious, capable of abstract thought, form complex societal relationships, and make use of tools). So all the sapient life in the galaxy would be counted, not all life. Therefore while I agree there ahould be more zeros, it's not because we're counting all life forms.
I love how Hela’s case went from being fined “a lot of Asgardian money” to 600+ life sentences. Meanwhile Thanos gets a life sentence right out of the gate and ends up with more than 10 TRILLION.
just sayin the final snap could've reasonably been counted as an additional 20 trillion first degree attempted murders since the half he snapped had been revived at this point
I was expecting Thanos to earn multiple death penalties for his decimating half the universe's population, which was an even bigger crime than what Loki pulled in Phase 1.
Personally, I would declare it self-defense as Odin ordered her death at the hands of the Valkyries. At the very least, they died in battle rather than murder.
Yah know... Thanos final crime is what I would consider: "Omnicide", the act of shoving an entire species to extinction; not genocide. It is also the term used in my own opinion, the act of destroying an entire universe at will; a sort of... suicide act or selfish act... I don't know how much he needs to be charged for that crime, but I can consider in my theory: that not only will he received the death penalty, but also having everything stripped from his name... Like erasing everything he has created.
Thanos: My planet is destroyed my planet. Interviewer: And what are you gonna do about it? Thanos: I'm gonna snap half the universe out of existence. Lmaol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Fake tragic
I Think “Omnicide” Would Be The Correct Term For It, I Assume That Thanos (Based On The Scale He Did It At) Would Either Get A Load Of Life Sentences Or A Death Penalty
The last crime at the end of the video would be "Attempted Omnicide", since Thanos' intention that time was to wipe out the entire universe instead of half, but you could argue that Omnicide doesn't really have an actual charge in real life, or attempted Omnicide.
I get the feeling that we could have just charged it as something similar to Genocide anyway, which likely would carry a death sentence. Attempted omnicide, or just Mass Genocide, would DEFINITELY warrant that.
The Endgame Thanos crime I would see as still mass genocide on the universe at large, since his "replacements" still are technically separate people than who he killed. I see it as a sort of eugenic or hate crime cleansing, wiping out groups that dont fit an ideal. I would add a bit over double the amount of life sentences you gave him for his first snap, due to him trying to murder the entire universe instead of just half.
One could also give him a Tampering With Evidence charge because by telling Cap Tony and Thor "they'll never know because you won't be around to tell them" that is intent to hide all evidence of his crimes
Would be theoretically infinite counts of genocide, murder, property destruction (from crashes), and everything else in the book at this point. By that point can add religious crimes and crimes against the balance of universe (in theory).
I think Thanos would've also been charged for Regicide for killing Black Panther since he is king of Wakanda, not to mention he likely killed a lot of other monarchs and world leaders. So I think the 10 trillion life sentences should've been replaced with death penalties.
Carnage and Dormamu massacred countless people in the comics, Knull the symbiote God murdered trillions+ and Mephisto probably murdered billions to trillions.
War crimes for waging war against Asgard technically, and another life sentence for grand larceny of Thor’s hammer because it’s pretty important to keep Asgard safe with
Thanos: *kills off half the universe* Lawyer: "Your honor, I can assure you. That half of the universe had all sorts of bad people. Murderers, rapists, predators, vegans, you name it. It was all fair at the end of the day."
Thanos : *Kills trillions simply for his idea of restoring balance, gaining 10 trillion life sentences* Also Thanos : *Plays completely fair in warfare, netting no crimes.*
@@lifinale well in war you can kill people of the warred country and as long as the way you do it isnt illegal its perfectly legal you can send people to the bottom of the ocean and as long as you make them sign the right forms it wont count as murder but a sad accident that isnt illegal. Now if you're stupid and do it because of negligence then its illegal but if it is an accident and you make them sign the right forms and something still goes wrong its not illegal.
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I think there were quite a few things missed here, one of the primary ones being aggravating factors that could increase penalties. For example, committing violent crimes such as mass murder in front of minors is often an aggravating factor. Murder of children also constitutes a charge of aggravated murder. I think there are potentially some serious environmental penalties that can be applied here. Finally, I think that 100 million for Tony's mansion was a real lowball estimate since it doesn't take into account the state of the art military facilities and experimental tech on site. Massive respect for attempting this, I'd like to see an update
4:35 This is actually the most unique sentence of any villian so far. "A lot of asgardian money" has never been on the sentence before, assult occationing GRIEVOUS bodily harm hasn't been a commited crime before, and I'm pretty sure "improper entry" should be 'trespassing' instead.
assult occationing GRIEVOUS bodily harm was heard by from The Cinema Cop in "If Top Boy Characters were Charged for their Crimes" before the video got privated
I don't even think she should be fined. Technically, it was in self defense. Thor threw it at her. If you throw a "deadly weapon" at someone, and they break it, that is on you.
I think "Improper Entry" implies when someone enters a different country without proper documentations and permission. Going from Earth to Asgard counts as crossing the border and Hela didn't have permission to enter Asgard.
@@kpounder4908 Scarlet was willfully and knowingly crossing the border illegally. Hela was going to murder her brothers but was transported into Asgard by accident, she didn't mean to at the time. Technicalities, my friends.
Under the assumption that Thor was the first in line at Odin's death (Believe it or not it is murky. H'es the middle child but was 2 seconds from a coronation at one point. Was Hela actively removed from that line or simply passed over by being presumed dead? But Thor in the second movie gave up the throne and left. Loki after getting rid of odin was technically the last option in line anyway, and he was legit in line as shown in Thor 1, even in adoption. Tho we don't know if he kept his title given events after. Who's at the line of succession at that point?) All that's to say, Hela should be getting an attempted regicide attempt for each attempt. And for the other its still an attempted assassination of the royal family.
Killing the Asgardians should have been counted as mass murder which would get her a death sentence. It's not second-degree murder because she clearly intended to kill them.
A few extra crimes: In Ego's second mass murder charge, he also planned to destroy Earth, along with thousands of other planets. There's a chance not all of these planets had intelligent life, but a large number did. That would probably be a large number of genocides. (He technically planned on replacing them, but I would still count it as genocide.) Hela also usurped the throne (given that Odin basically disowned her), attacked a fleeing ship full of Sakaarans and Asgardians, and stabbed Thor when Loki came. However, great job with making this list! Other than that, I think it's good, and I might be wrong about some of what I said.
Mousait only gives a death penalty for mass murder if he can’t count the bodies. Banner’s “you murdered trillions!” line suggests about 10 trillion people were killed by the snap
I would say the last crime Thanos committed would be attempted genocide. Though he was trying to erase the universe but we don’t know the exact population of it and quite frankly never will, so it’s impossible to determine the sentence.
Mjølnir was a gift or something but the dwarfes probably payed a lot for material and worked insanely hard to make it so "fined a lot of asgardian money" is probably right
@@Mars2519 maybe blocking it or just catching it but destroying it because now it servers her brother idk plus even then she was gonna attack so maybe no self defense she
Technically it was made for a competition between dwarven blacksmiths, with the prize being Loki's head. Loki managed to get out of paying by arguing, that his neck was part of his head, and that wasn't part of the deal.
Thanos had a LOT more coercion + torture charges than I was honestly expecting, but I suppose that fits for a supervillain of the scale he operates on. Given that its very likely that Mjolnir was an EXTREMELY important religious symbol in the Norse religion (at the very least heavily invoked in marriages), I might also consider that Hela destroying it constitutes destruction of a religious artifact? I don't know if that is specifically a crime or if a different charge fits, but even so that's still a really big deal.
I like how ego probably killed thousands of people on thousands of worlds, attempted to destroy the universe but only got 3 death penalties and a 90 dollar fine.
To be fair the only crimes Ego committed were one count of giving someone cancer (and seeing as how the tabaco companies are not locked in prison that must not be a crime) and attempted conversion of so many planets with sentient life and the resultant death of many of those sentients. Everything else Ego did was legal do to the fact that it occurred on Planet Ego where there are no laws against those things.
If a life sentence was a sentence of the average human life span (roughly 80 years), then Thanos’ sentence would be 800,000,000,000,880 years, with an additional 151 years for his other crimes.
Average lifespan across the world is more like 70-72 years. It's just around 80 in most first-world countries. Also I think a life sentence just means you're never getting out of jail. Though it would be amusing if some awful person's heart stopped working for a moment and they technically "died" but then the heart restarted and they got out because of it.
Awesome video! Very cool to see the scenes of the crimes you counted. Also I laughed every time your song played instead of copyrighted music 😂 excellent replacement!
Thanos' last crime would probably be something akin to attempted omnicide, as he clearly stated earlier that he would shred the universe to its last atom, and replace it with a new one.
10:43 I think Thanos should be charged with attempted 1st degree murder for 20 trillion people since it wasnt just the earth but the entire universe. And assault because he did throw Tony to the ground as he took the stones.
Since it’s after this point, Thor gives up the throne, maybe The only problem is that Asgard is gone, and we have no evidence that New Asgard is recognised as it’s own place/country So to answer your question, Most likely
Off-screen, Thanos also committed a lot of child abuse, multiple counts of mutilation of Nebula, multiple mass murders and genocides, and presumably war crimes. Plus i would consider attacking Wakanda war crimes especially because they're monarchs were still alive. And if it means anything more than murder, both Shuri and T'Chala were Snapped meaning regicide. Additionally you could argue things like plane crashes that happened because of the Snap were his fault meaning more property destruction and murder. Not that this changes much considering he already has trilions of life sentences
One thing to note with the Thanos snap is that snap included *every* species going by his wording that wasn't just plant life, so the mass killing of wildlife would be yet another charge, whatever that qualifies as. There's also the fact that he forced his own children to fight, and every time one lost, the other would be surgically modified to have a part removed and replaced with a robotic part against their will. As Nebula was the loser every time, a majority of her body was forcefully surgically modified, which could be a mutilation charge for forced disassembly of her body parts if I'm correct. Nebula also speaks of it as if she had no anesthesia of any sort, so the surgeries Thanos approved can probably be placed somewhere in the category of medical malpractice. Thanos's army can also be considered a terrorist group considering the acts of violence they commit for what they believe to be a greater cause. Seeing as Thanos would have wiped out the entire human race if he won the final battle in endgame, it could either be charged with attacking civilians in a war which I'm pretty positive is a war crime if I'm correct, and then more obvious ones would be attempted mass murder or something having to do with genocide, whichever of the three you feel would be most fitting.
2:30 Your honor, given lack of precedent, this case is crucial in determining how similar cases are handled in the future! I believe the proper course of action would be to look to various sources on currency in the Nine Realms. Assuming mythological accuracy in both the MCU and the Magnus Chase novels, the currency of Asgard is likely Red Gold, with the amount being the important factor in determining monetary value. As such, I motion for damages totaling the weight or relative size of Mjolnir in Red Gold, whichever grants the defendant the larger amount. However, I am open to a more reasonable settlement if the defense can provide a more reasonable method of settlement as well as evidence that the original requested amount is unfair or not based in any valid monetary system.
The last Thanos charge could maybe be an attempted murder charge if we consider those replacements are separate from the originals and will probably not remember that Thanos killed their originals
10:28 "I will shred this universe down to its last atom and then, with the stones you've collected for me, create a new one teeming with life that knows not what it has lost but only what is has been given." - Thaons If the destruction of the entire Universe was a crime...
Now here's de thing, he stated "I will shred this universe down to its LAST atom" meaning there's sting one bit of atom left in this universe. Means the universe is still existent, so dat wouldn't entirely count
“How many life sentences do you want to give thanos” Mousait: Yes Also for 9:46 you can put genocide since there may be many people in those buildings and he kills them with explosives
Only option is to turn him into a rouge planet. What this means is a planet is no longer gravitational bound to its host star and wanders freely through space.
@@turkishjanitor3666 But the intention was there and he was dead set on doing it. He just didn't know the glove wasn't working beforehand, so it would count as an attempt
@@turkishjanitor3666 Just because the gun pressed to your head didn't work doesn't mean it wasn't attempted murder when the other person pulled the trigger.
OBJECTION! 0:58 Not only that, he impersonated David Hasslehoff which constitutes a felony for Identity Theft which is NOT a joke Ego. Millions of families suffer every year. 1:48 He also snapped Yondu’s fin in half so that’s a second property destruction charge. Since it’s very valuable, that results in a $50,000 fine. 2:43 I’ve found that Asguard’s currency is the Solar which in the form of gold coins that weigh twice the weight of a £2 coin and would be roughly $60,000 Since Mjölnir would have costed around 100 solar coins to create, that is a fine of $6,000,000 Cough up now Blanchett, make Hemsworth the new six million dollar man. 3:45 Once again, only Homelander can survive that many Life sentences so therefore, this is a Genocide charge which is punishable by death by firing squad. 6:08 And Child Abduction as well since he adopted Gamora with no background checks, no legal documentation, and no consent from the birth parents. Gru was so lucky that Margo, Edith, and Agnes were orphaned but he still had no right to adopt them since his background presented to Miss Hattie was falsified. 6:59 That is not Assault and Battery. That is Mutilation. 7:19 Really your honour? You could have at least found something sad that isn’t Copyrighted or paid to use Leonard Cohen’s version of Hallelujah in this soundtrack’s place. 7:34 We can also give a Conspiracy to Murder charge to Red Skull since he is the one who tells THANOS and Gamora that someone has to die in exchange for the Soul Stone. It’s also Grand Larceny since THANOS does get the Soul Stone as a result. 8:59 No, no, no. Saul, do not reverse this, wiping out half of all life in THE UNIVERSE is definitely Genocide. Screw the Jury verdicts, it’s straight to the Firing Squad. THANOS, you stand convicted of Genocide. Do you have anything to say before sentence of death is passed upon you? 11:00 I think this is Attempted Genocide. Even if he said he would create a new one, it would come at a cost of ALL LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE! GIVE ME A F***ING BOOKCASE! I’M THROWING A LOT OF BOOKS AT HIM PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY! (Mousait ferociously bangs the gavel and shouts ORDER! ORDER! ORDERRRRRR!)
obviously they wouldn't bother to add ten trillion life sentences when he already has three death sentences they would just shoot him in the head in court to be honest seeing how dastardly and nefarious his crimes are
@@suitable-tide4 Neither would Hanging too as there wouldn’t be a rope strong enough to do the job and it would also mean having to bring Albert Pierrepoint back from the dead.
@@christopherlmoo Tbh I think Ronan’s and Thanos’s mass murders would usually result in full death sentences. They feel premeditated and can both be easily just chalked down to mass murder.
9:05 technally not the "same" Thanos that got all those charges for his crimes so really shouldn't be added on to what he got earlier before he was killed
5:56 "Decimate, I assume means killing a lot of people." In the very literal sense, used correctly by "Harold Saxon" aka the Master in the Doctor Who "Utopia" Three-Parter, would mean Thanos killed 1/10th of the population of Xandar.
5:49 People rarely use the term "decimate" accurately so I don't blame you but I want to say this just because you said you were going off an assumption: Decimating something means reducing it until its only 1/10th of what it once was. If we were to take what Thor said literally, then Thanos reduced Xandar *as a whole* to 1/10th of what it previously was. Decimating Xandar would be mass murder AND property damage, because it was a city.
I don’t believe it was specified that it was destroyed. At most, maybe just mass destruction across the planet, but the planet probably wasn’t destroyed completely.
Awesome! You now need to do The High Evolutionary, Alexander Pierce, Yellow Jacket, The Scarlett Witch, Vulture, Doc Ock, Mysterio, and Green Goblin! 🎉
10:55 I guess count it for terrorism as it’s attempted mass murder and I guess it’s the closest thing? Idk is there a separate category for getting CAUGHT ATTEMPTING Terrorism?
Code of the District of Columbia § 22-3153. Acts of terrorism; penalties. (k) A person who attempts or conspires to commit any assault with intent to kill that constitutes an act of terrorism may, upon conviction, be punished by imprisonment for not more than 20 years.
So we have ego getting a $90 fine, hela getting a fine of “a lot of Asgardian money” and thanos getting over 10 trillion life sentences. Not billion, not millions, but TRILLION.
2:42 I personally would’ve charged Hela with something along the lines of “purposeful destruction of a priceless artifact” and give her the max sentence for Norway (where it took place)
I was gonna joke about Ego having a more impressive criminal record than the goddess of death, but those murder charges really add up. Genuinely forgot how evil Ego was after all these years.
I love how Ego has committed multiple crimes against humanity (3 of wich are war crimea) and has like 3 deaths, 8 lives, 40 years, but just needs to casually pay 90 $ finds
There is no "just" since the 90 is one of the 3 sentence
Which
Ego's crimes are understated. He did mass murder and property damage on hundreds to thousands of worlds. Not just earth.
@@lucielm yes but he was only doing what happened in the movies listed
Which* crimes* fines*
I think Thanos's final crime would be best described as attempted genocide, but since it's on a universal scale it would certainly carry at least one death sentence.
Genocide: 10,000,000,000,000x = death penalty?
The law states that mass murder is killing 3 or more people in a short time without a rest period. Genocide is large portions of that.
Thanos would be charged with mass xenocide. Not just the mass genocide of humans but all other races. Also he would be responsible for the death of half the living population of animals too, so ecological devastation on a universal scale.
How many mass murders make a single death sentence. He would have killed, probably several Nonillion people (10 to the 30th power) across the universe.
@@mackenziebeeney3764half the entire universe if I remember correctly
@@Appoxo, That Seems About Right For The First Time (In Infinity War)
Thanos committing so many crimes yet not breaking any laws of warfare or the geneva conventions is actually pretty in character for him.
True
@menk4i would personally classify it as a. Rime against life, as far more species than just humans were harmed
You can't break the Geneva Suggestions if you didn't sign the Geneva Suggestions.
@menk4 except humans only are on Earth set the other galaxies of populations got wiped out to
@menk4thanos might be from the balkans
The $90 on Ego seems almost petty given everything else. Legitimately laughed there.
This guy counts every dollar, even when the fines go in billions.
Does that include child support?
Yup
Nice, three of the ones I wanted.
Have Ronan and Malekith been done yet.
@@MaximeLafreniere433 and every penny down to the dollar. Except if it's Asgardian money hahah
Shouldn't Thanos get a Mutilation charge too, for Nebula's cybernetic enhancements? Especially since they were performed against her will.
Would he count those since they happened off screen?
@@artcasual99 I would believe so
@@artcasual99 He counted Xandar.
@@drake1360 Fair point
@@drake1360 Counterpoint! (It's been years since I've seen any of these movies, so I might be wrong) Nebula's traumatic past was revealed in GOTG V2, not Infinity War or Endgame, which he was watching. The Xandar incident was explicitly mentioned in Infinity War. So that should count and Nebula shouldn't.
" your sentence is 3 death penalties, "
" oh ok. "
" eight life sentences, "
"reasonable.
" 40 years in prison, "
" fair enough. "
" and 90 dollars. "
" NO DEAR GOD NO! "
HAHAHA! It's horrible, but I still laughed a bit.
@@nathanseper8738 It's a joke
😅🤣😂😁😆😄😅🤣😅😂
@@fanofeverything30465 he is not dumb bro, he is just saying that the joke is horrible
@@DigoTP_ I thought it was good
Thanos just casually receiving 10 trillion life sentences is just a Marvel comedic gold
His attorney: "My, client did do some good deeds because he ended poverty and disease"
Judge: " He just killed half of the entire galaxy"
Attorney: "And on those planets he was on, he did manage to end poverty on those worlds"
@@Starfleet8555 Judge: This still doesn't change the fact he has murder trillions of innocent people. I hereby sentence Thanos to death.
Just turn those 10tril to mass murder and terrorism
Technically it’s actually an underestimation because since he killed half of all life forms that will include stuff like ants and there’s more than 10 trillion ants that’s for sure and now think about bacteria. If you include all of those I think you need a couple more zeros
@patfre while I get your point, you must remember that these crimes only count Sapient creatures (creatures with a conscious, capable of abstract thought, form complex societal relationships, and make use of tools). So all the sapient life in the galaxy would be counted, not all life. Therefore while I agree there ahould be more zeros, it's not because we're counting all life forms.
I love how Hela’s case went from being fined “a lot of Asgardian money” to 600+ life sentences. Meanwhile Thanos gets a life sentence right out of the gate and ends up with more than 10 TRILLION.
And got his first life sentence before he was even on the screen
He'll be imprisoned after heat death
@@flextape467the universe ended and started again and he's still in prison
just sayin the final snap could've reasonably been counted as an additional 20 trillion first degree attempted murders since the half he snapped had been revived at this point
Even with the time stone he'd be a fossil by the time he got out
I was expecting Thanos to earn multiple death penalties for his decimating half the universe's population, which was an even bigger crime than what Loki pulled in Phase 1.
Frankly, every time he killed half a population, that should had been marked a genocide before the snap.
Good point.
I was expecting him to get the genocide hammer.
@@aminatandour589 Genocide hammer? I don't get it.
@@SorenDaein Thanos getting death penalty for mass genocide.
Wouldn't Hela get a genocide charge because she intentionally tried to wipe out the Valkyries (which are technically a separate race)?
I thought “Valkyrie” was just a rank that female asgardian warriors could obtain?
@@normalguy5157 it is yes
@@normalguy5157It depends on the continuity, but in regards to the MCU, it's roughly equivalent to a Spec Ops Soldier.
Personally, I would declare it self-defense as Odin ordered her death at the hands of the Valkyries. At the very least, they died in battle rather than murder.
Legally several genocide charges.
Thanos' first crime being piracy sounds real funny without context
He thought that the ship was owned by Nintendo, since you know it's always morally correct to pirate Nintendo 🤣
@@matthew8629 you just insulted the entire fanbase that I'm part of, but yes
@@maxleavitt8199And that's why Segadoes what Nintendon't
@@matthew8629Wolf, you better run.
@@Hugo-yz1vbyeah sega lost to its competition nintendo didn't lol
Yah know... Thanos final crime is what I would consider: "Omnicide", the act of shoving an entire species to extinction; not genocide. It is also the term used in my own opinion, the act of destroying an entire universe at will; a sort of... suicide act or selfish act... I don't know how much he needs to be charged for that crime, but I can consider in my theory: that not only will he received the death penalty, but also having everything stripped from his name... Like erasing everything he has created.
Thanos: My planet is destroyed my planet.
Interviewer: And what are you gonna do about it?
Thanos: I'm gonna snap half the universe out of existence.
Lmaol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Fake tragic
Well, he did intend to completely wipe out the whole universe.
How about "Attempted Mass Devastation on Cosmic Scale"?
I Think “Omnicide” Would Be The Correct Term For It, I Assume That Thanos (Based On The Scale He Did It At) Would Either Get A Load Of Life Sentences Or A Death Penalty
@@NascarAviationDudeHe’d get infinite death penalties for it as omnicide is the worst crime anyone can commit.
Genocide is a crime and evil.
“This song is copyrighted” as Thanos throws Gamora off the cliff had me laughing way too hard
"Yeah you know I just got hit with a claim, I find that first degree murder."
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I found this hilarious
It was so jarring to me that i took a moment to wonder why it was being played.
At what point does murder stop being x amounts of murder and just becomes mass murder?
Presumably when the court can't be bothered to count
You see it depends on a flip of the coin.
Depends on the court.
But I think a good guess would be once the numbers start going into double or triple digits
apparently not 10 trillion according to this video
@@selectivepontification8766 i like this interpretation
The last crime at the end of the video would be "Attempted Omnicide", since Thanos' intention that time was to wipe out the entire universe instead of half, but you could argue that Omnicide doesn't really have an actual charge in real life, or attempted Omnicide.
Can't be charged for Omnicide if there's no one alive to charge you.
@@MrDalek2150 That's why I said ATTEMPTED Omnicide
I get the feeling that we could have just charged it as something similar to Genocide anyway, which likely would carry a death sentence. Attempted omnicide, or just Mass Genocide, would DEFINITELY warrant that.
@@krisdeltatraveler It still would be """""only""""" genocide in a large scale, because Thanos didn't wanted to kill all humans, but only half.
let's say death
The Endgame Thanos crime I would see as still mass genocide on the universe at large, since his "replacements" still are technically separate people than who he killed. I see it as a sort of eugenic or hate crime cleansing, wiping out groups that dont fit an ideal. I would add a bit over double the amount of life sentences you gave him for his first snap, due to him trying to murder the entire universe instead of just half.
One could also give him a Tampering With Evidence charge because by telling Cap Tony and Thor "they'll never know because you won't be around to tell them" that is intent to hide all evidence of his crimes
@@parkerteo8708 what would be the charge for tampering with evidence the size of the universe?
Would be theoretically infinite counts of genocide, murder, property destruction (from crashes), and everything else in the book at this point. By that point can add religious crimes and crimes against the balance of universe (in theory).
@@BappO-is-me considering the crime, death, probably a few death sentences.
Capt: "Born out of blood!"
Thanos: "They'll never know it. Cause you won't be _alive_ to tell them."
I love how he literally turned those guys into rocks and you consider it just assault
they got better
@@scottkirkwood3645 is that a monty python reference
i would call it mutilation
@@JimboPro I'd of called it torture, but yours works better.
@@JimboPro yeah that one works
I think Thanos would've also been charged for Regicide for killing Black Panther since he is king of Wakanda, not to mention he likely killed a lot of other monarchs and world leaders. So I think the 10 trillion life sentences should've been replaced with death penalties.
I don't think I'll ever see a villain get charged for trillions of deaths ever again.
I feel like I have been proposed a challenge.
@@sleeplesswhipdcreme_nosleep Don't do it!
@@husky0098 The lives of the infinite masses with my hands. Is this how it feels to be powerful, to be loved!?
Carnage and Dormamu massacred countless people in the comics, Knull the symbiote God murdered trillions+ and Mephisto probably murdered billions to trillions.
If we count Shredder's plan to obliterate all realities, that would actually be attempted in trillions.
With Hela I'm surprised you didn't just throw her "Mass murder" charges. Also she did try to kill all of the civilians. And killed Skurge
War crimes for waging war against Asgard technically, and another life sentence for grand larceny of Thor’s hammer because it’s pretty important to keep Asgard safe with
@@Cold_Allusion That's how his name is spelled
3:24 hela with dream music is something I’d never think to see, and I love it😂
Thanos: *kills off half the universe*
Lawyer: "Your honor, I can assure you. That half of the universe had all sorts of bad people. Murderers, rapists, predators, vegans, you name it. It was all fair at the end of the day."
Judge: And what about the rest of the people he killed beside the types you mentioned?
@@arandomuser223 exactly lmao the original comment is dumb asf
Lol
@@arandomuser223 they didn't go to church last Sunday
vegans lol
I'd like to point out that Thanos's "half-population murders" also DEFINITELY counts as War Crimes, as he's executing civilians and prisonners.
Technically No, it would be more under the crimes against humanity due to him not technically being at war with anyone other than the Avengers
...fair point, he does not represent a nation as part of an official conflict@@ivanmargosdoesEverything.2923
@@ivanmargosdoesEverything.2923It would be crimes against the universe given how it eliminated half of ALL life, not just humans.
@@mariustan9275 omnicide that’s what it’s called
@@ivanmargosdoesEverything.2923 my favourite usage of omnicide is "omnicidal robot cats"
Thanos : *Kills trillions simply for his idea of restoring balance, gaining 10 trillion life sentences*
Also Thanos : *Plays completely fair in warfare, netting no crimes.*
Well you can do really bad things without committing crimes
@@MarsRover81I don’t think that’s how that works
@@lifinale well in war you can kill people of the warred country and as long as the way you do it isnt illegal its perfectly legal
you can send people to the bottom of the ocean and as long as you make them sign the right forms it wont count as murder but a sad accident that isnt illegal. Now if you're stupid and do it because of negligence then its illegal but if it is an accident and you make them sign the right forms and something still goes wrong its not illegal.
All's fair in love and war, lol
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9:32 Thanos could also be charged with flying an unregistered aircraft and flying an aircraft without the proper licenses and approval from the FAA.
Plus illegally entering US airspace
I am not sure if his spaceship fits the definition of an Aircraft by the FAA and thus making it unapplicable.
7:31
" yeah you know i just got hit with a claim
i find that *first degree murder* "
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I think there were quite a few things missed here, one of the primary ones being aggravating factors that could increase penalties. For example, committing violent crimes such as mass murder in front of minors is often an aggravating factor. Murder of children also constitutes a charge of aggravated murder. I think there are potentially some serious environmental penalties that can be applied here. Finally, I think that 100 million for Tony's mansion was a real lowball estimate since it doesn't take into account the state of the art military facilities and experimental tech on site.
Massive respect for attempting this, I'd like to see an update
4:35 This is actually the most unique sentence of any villian so far. "A lot of asgardian money" has never been on the sentence before, assult occationing GRIEVOUS bodily harm hasn't been a commited crime before, and I'm pretty sure "improper entry" should be 'trespassing' instead.
assult occationing GRIEVOUS bodily harm was heard by from The Cinema Cop in "If Top Boy Characters were Charged for their Crimes" before the video got privated
I don't even think she should be fined. Technically, it was in self defense. Thor threw it at her. If you throw a "deadly weapon" at someone, and they break it, that is on you.
I think "Improper Entry" implies when someone enters a different country without proper documentations and permission. Going from Earth to Asgard counts as crossing the border and Hela didn't have permission to enter Asgard.
Scarlet Overkill illegally crossed the uk border in a similar way but got 4 years instead of 6 months
@@kpounder4908 Scarlet was willfully and knowingly crossing the border illegally. Hela was going to murder her brothers but was transported into Asgard by accident, she didn't mean to at the time. Technicalities, my friends.
The fact that Hela managed to dodge the death sentence astounds me 😂
Like how sans dodges all attacks
She dodges a death sentence
After all, she’s the goddess of *death*
Under the assumption that Thor was the first in line at Odin's death (Believe it or not it is murky. H'es the middle child but was 2 seconds from a coronation at one point. Was Hela actively removed from that line or simply passed over by being presumed dead? But Thor in the second movie gave up the throne and left. Loki after getting rid of odin was technically the last option in line anyway, and he was legit in line as shown in Thor 1, even in adoption. Tho we don't know if he kept his title given events after. Who's at the line of succession at that point?)
All that's to say, Hela should be getting an attempted regicide attempt for each attempt. And for the other its still an attempted assassination of the royal family.
Killing the Asgardians should have been counted as mass murder which would get her a death sentence. It's not second-degree murder because she clearly intended to kill them.
@@RX-12second degree murder just means you saw someone and decided to kill them instead of first degree where you planned it
10:38 I fell out of my chair lol 😂
A few extra crimes:
In Ego's second mass murder charge, he also planned to destroy Earth, along with thousands of other planets. There's a chance not all of these planets had intelligent life, but a large number did. That would probably be a large number of genocides. (He technically planned on replacing them, but I would still count it as genocide.)
Hela also usurped the throne (given that Odin basically disowned her), attacked a fleeing ship full of Sakaarans and Asgardians, and stabbed Thor when Loki came.
However, great job with making this list! Other than that, I think it's good, and I might be wrong about some of what I said.
Thanos also destroyed star lord's blaster so add on destruction of property
Also, I think Thanos's snap would just be counted as mass murder rather than 10 trillion individual murders.
Mousait only gives a death penalty for mass murder if he can’t count the bodies. Banner’s “you murdered trillions!” line suggests about 10 trillion people were killed by the snap
Also technically the hammer was Helas so she just destroyed her own property
@@wolvreigns she would’ve have to have stole it so she’d still get fined unless I’m missing something
Well, Thanos now has the record for most life sentences at 10 TRILLION and 11
Thanos should have gotten the death sentence for war crimes too
@@liamhalla6803 he already has them,what war crimes he gains with it?war crimes against the universe?
@@Sonic2024freedomera one war crime; destroying civilian property and killing civilians.
@@liamhalla6803 yeah
@@Sonic2024freedomera on the contrary, I pardoned General Hux and Moff Gideon (Star Wars).
7:25 such a banger song for such a sad moment
Hela: You can't defeat me!
Thor: I know. But he can!
*points at MOUSAIT*
The fact that one of the most traumatic moments of infinity war has the copyright claim song over it just made my day a million times better 😂😂😂
I would say the last crime Thanos committed would be attempted genocide. Though he was trying to erase the universe but we don’t know the exact population of it and quite frankly never will, so it’s impossible to determine the sentence.
How do we know he was trying to erase the universe? Why are we assuming he motives changed? Wouldn't he still be trying to erase half of it?
@@ReptillianStrike he said it thanos In endgame
I'd say a death sentence
Population: 2.5177374e+24
Mjølnir was a gift or something but the dwarfes probably payed a lot for material and worked insanely hard to make it so "fined a lot of asgardian money" is probably right
But He also threw it First so you could make an Argument that its was in self defence i think?
@@Mars2519 maybe blocking it or just catching it but destroying it because now it servers her brother idk plus even then she was gonna attack so maybe no self defense she
Making a weapon From an angrassor unuseble seems to be valid for me.
@@Mars2519 Counterpoint, she was at that point escaping lawful custody iirc, so Thor was in his right to try to stop her.
Technically it was made for a competition between dwarven blacksmiths, with the prize being Loki's head. Loki managed to get out of paying by arguing, that his neck was part of his head, and that wasn't part of the deal.
5:35 Ah, yes, let's just play the most calming music over a spaceship being blown up lol
Yeah
Imagine this song plays while you play Star Fox, a series about space war.
@Superemie401
We should make lyrics about that, that goes with the song
😂😂😂
Thanos had a LOT more coercion + torture charges than I was honestly expecting, but I suppose that fits for a supervillain of the scale he operates on.
Given that its very likely that Mjolnir was an EXTREMELY important religious symbol in the Norse religion (at the very least heavily invoked in marriages), I might also consider that Hela destroying it constitutes destruction of a religious artifact? I don't know if that is specifically a crime or if a different charge fits, but even so that's still a really big deal.
I like how ego probably killed thousands of people on thousands of worlds, attempted to destroy the universe but only got 3 death penalties and a 90 dollar fine.
To be fair the only crimes Ego committed were one count of giving someone cancer (and seeing as how the tabaco companies are not locked in prison that must not be a crime) and attempted conversion of so many planets with sentient life and the resultant death of many of those sentients.
Everything else Ego did was legal do to the fact that it occurred on Planet Ego where there are no laws against those things.
While thanos got 4.01x 10^36 life SENTENCE BECAUSE WHIPED OUT 50.01% OF UNIVER
@@-Cr2 4 unodecillion? According to the video he only got 10 trillion life sentences
Only 90?! ._.
@@TheOneWhoAnnoys I think 1 billion dollars more be more appropriate
You know what I love about these? There’s no egregious intro or outro, we just jump straight in
10:09 and the copyright music is just hilarious😂😂❤
What if Kratos was charged for his crimes?
Good lord he would be executed immediately. Mass genocide is cràaaaazy
That would be a whole video by itself
There aren't enough years in the lifespan of the universe for him to serve his charge
We need that video.
god of war? I respecyfully not a fan but any Sly Cooper what's his charges?
7:19 this song definitely doesn’t fit the tone of this seen
@@erzo9896 it really is
Mousait be like: let's give a "father sacrificing his own daughther" scene the most banger music
I can already tell you the scene would have been ridiculous if that was the actual song.
I want full song lmao
Ego's kills were seriously underestimated. There should have also been another kidnapping for young gamora and a bodily multilation charge for nebula.
You mean Thanos
@@fanofeverything30465 no, i think they meant those sentences to be separate.
If a life sentence was a sentence of the average human life span (roughly 80 years), then Thanos’ sentence would be 800,000,000,000,880 years, with an additional 151 years for his other crimes.
Average lifespan across the world is more like 70-72 years. It's just around 80 in most first-world countries. Also I think a life sentence just means you're never getting out of jail. Though it would be amusing if some awful person's heart stopped working for a moment and they technically "died" but then the heart restarted and they got out because of it.
@@craigmoon2121 Hasn't that already happened? That someone died for a short moment, and requested to be freed.
@@Abegilr_Dragonrider it did, it was UNBELIEVEABLY funny
Only for his possible Eternal-Deviants. Thanos is immortal to aging.
@@craigmoon2121depends on century
I love the idea of Hela just decimating the Asgardian military to the dream speedrun theme.
Awesome video! Very cool to see the scenes of the crimes you counted. Also I laughed every time your song played instead of copyrighted music 😂 excellent replacement!
Thanos' last crime would probably be something akin to attempted omnicide, as he clearly stated earlier that he would shred the universe to its last atom, and replace it with a new one.
3:19
“Im just a janitor..”
That really had an attempt to save your life huh-
Billy Butcher would take her
7:19 this song makes the scene 100x better
10:43 I think Thanos should be charged with attempted 1st degree murder for 20 trillion people since it wasnt just the earth but the entire universe. And assault because he did throw Tony to the ground as he took the stones.
The assault charge is self defense since tony was trying to steal his stuff
9:52
Would that be attempted regicide since Thor is a king?
Since it’s after this point, Thor gives up the throne, maybe
The only problem is that Asgard is gone, and we have no evidence that New Asgard is recognised as it’s own place/country
So to answer your question, Most likely
Off-screen, Thanos also committed a lot of child abuse, multiple counts of mutilation of Nebula, multiple mass murders and genocides, and presumably war crimes. Plus i would consider attacking Wakanda war crimes especially because they're monarchs were still alive. And if it means anything more than murder, both Shuri and T'Chala were Snapped meaning regicide. Additionally you could argue things like plane crashes that happened because of the Snap were his fault meaning more property destruction and murder. Not that this changes much considering he already has trilions of life sentences
Shouldn't Hela have gotten a death penalty since she was planning of raging war with Asgard's army.
True, add war crimes to the list and say she get a death penalty by Surtr.
6:47
About that… the Collector is actually alive. That First Degree Murder charge shouldn’t count since no one really died here.
1:55 Not sure if this one is really 2 death penalties, because you can also count this as terrorism, which would only be 1 death penalty.
There was already one corm the offspring killing
One thing to note with the Thanos snap is that snap included *every* species going by his wording that wasn't just plant life, so the mass killing of wildlife would be yet another charge, whatever that qualifies as.
There's also the fact that he forced his own children to fight, and every time one lost, the other would be surgically modified to have a part removed and replaced with a robotic part against their will. As Nebula was the loser every time, a majority of her body was forcefully surgically modified, which could be a mutilation charge for forced disassembly of her body parts if I'm correct. Nebula also speaks of it as if she had no anesthesia of any sort, so the surgeries Thanos approved can probably be placed somewhere in the category of medical malpractice.
Thanos's army can also be considered a terrorist group considering the acts of violence they commit for what they believe to be a greater cause. Seeing as Thanos would have wiped out the entire human race if he won the final battle in endgame, it could either be charged with attacking civilians in a war which I'm pretty positive is a war crime if I'm correct, and then more obvious ones would be attempted mass murder or something having to do with genocide, whichever of the three you feel would be most fitting.
I'm pretty sure it's all sentient life or maybe all intelligent life
Where did he say he was going to commit complete genocide against the human race?
I'd say attempted genocide
I love how much attention to detail was made during this, especially counting the solders Hela killed.
2:30 Your honor, given lack of precedent, this case is crucial in determining how similar cases are handled in the future! I believe the proper course of action would be to look to various sources on currency in the Nine Realms. Assuming mythological accuracy in both the MCU and the Magnus Chase novels, the currency of Asgard is likely Red Gold, with the amount being the important factor in determining monetary value. As such, I motion for damages totaling the weight or relative size of Mjolnir in Red Gold, whichever grants the defendant the larger amount. However, I am open to a more reasonable settlement if the defense can provide a more reasonable method of settlement as well as evidence that the original requested amount is unfair or not based in any valid monetary system.
The last Thanos charge could maybe be an attempted murder charge if we consider those replacements are separate from the originals and will probably not remember that Thanos killed their originals
10:28 "I will shred this universe down to its last atom and then, with the stones you've collected for me, create a new one teeming with life that knows not what it has lost but only what is has been given." - Thaons
If the destruction of the entire Universe was a crime...
Now here's de thing, he stated "I will shred this universe down to its LAST atom" meaning there's sting one bit of atom left in this universe. Means the universe is still existent, so dat wouldn't entirely count
“How many life sentences do you want to give thanos”
Mousait: Yes
Also for 9:46 you can put genocide since there may be many people in those buildings and he kills them with explosives
How would a life sentence work for Ego, since he's a living planet?
turn him into a rogue planet
That's a good point
Only option is to turn him into a rouge planet.
What this means is a planet is no longer gravitational bound to its host star and wanders freely through space.
Shrink him
@@Casperthegator So basically just what he is now?
I feel like thanos almost snapping at the end could be conspiracy to commit mass genocide or attempted mass genocide
Then again, that glove he wore was useless from the get go. So would that even count as an attempt, if the tool itself doesn't work?
@@turkishjanitor3666 But the intention was there and he was dead set on doing it. He just didn't know the glove wasn't working beforehand, so it would count as an attempt
@@turkishjanitor3666 Just because the gun pressed to your head didn't work doesn't mean it wasn't attempted murder when the other person pulled the trigger.
Attempted murder at a minimum.
I love how he puts happy music over a whole damn ship blowing up
6:56 you could hear her screaming, so wouldn’t that be cruel and unusual punishment?
Fined “a lot of asgardian money” 😂
the copyright replacement over the scene where he kills gamora is crazy 😭😭
Thanos casually just does mass extinction, then gets the highest amount of life sentences in this channel
$90, "a lot of Asgardian money", and 10 trillion and eleven life sentences are 3 of the funniest sentences that have been given on this channel yet
5:35 insert happy music *ship aggressively explodes*
OBJECTION!
0:58 Not only that, he impersonated David Hasslehoff which constitutes a felony for Identity Theft which is NOT a joke Ego.
Millions of families suffer every year.
1:48 He also snapped Yondu’s fin in half so that’s a second property destruction charge.
Since it’s very valuable, that results in a $50,000 fine.
2:43 I’ve found that Asguard’s currency is the Solar which in the form of gold coins that weigh twice the weight of a £2 coin and would be roughly $60,000
Since Mjölnir would have costed around 100 solar coins to create, that is a fine of $6,000,000
Cough up now Blanchett, make Hemsworth the new six million dollar man.
3:45 Once again, only Homelander can survive that many Life sentences so therefore, this is a Genocide charge which is punishable by death by firing squad.
6:08 And Child Abduction as well since he adopted Gamora with no background checks, no legal documentation, and no consent from the birth parents.
Gru was so lucky that Margo, Edith, and Agnes were orphaned but he still had no right to adopt them since his background presented to Miss Hattie was falsified.
6:59 That is not Assault and Battery.
That is Mutilation.
7:19 Really your honour?
You could have at least found something sad that isn’t Copyrighted or paid to use Leonard Cohen’s version of Hallelujah in this soundtrack’s place.
7:34 We can also give a Conspiracy to Murder charge to Red Skull since he is the one who tells THANOS and Gamora that someone has to die in exchange for the Soul Stone.
It’s also Grand Larceny since THANOS does get the Soul Stone as a result.
8:59 No, no, no.
Saul, do not reverse this, wiping out half of all life in THE UNIVERSE is definitely Genocide.
Screw the Jury verdicts, it’s straight to the Firing Squad.
THANOS, you stand convicted of Genocide.
Do you have anything to say before sentence of death is passed upon you?
11:00 I think this is Attempted Genocide.
Even if he said he would create a new one, it would come at a cost of ALL LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE!
GIVE ME A F***ING BOOKCASE!
I’M THROWING A LOT OF BOOKS AT HIM PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY! (Mousait ferociously bangs the gavel and shouts ORDER! ORDER! ORDERRRRRR!)
How long does it take to get into the firing squad. A death sentence by electric chair can take years before it can be executed.
obviously they wouldn't bother to add ten trillion life sentences when he already has three death sentences
they would just shoot him in the head in court to be honest seeing how dastardly and nefarious his crimes are
I don't think a firing squad would do anything to him though. Maybe a makeshift guillotine with stormbreaker would work.
@@suitable-tide4 Neither would Hanging too as there wouldn’t be a rope strong enough to do the job and it would also mean having to bring Albert Pierrepoint back from the dead.
8:58 Get out of the way Ronan (with 100k life sentences). Thanos just got 10 TRILLION life sentences. The most EVER gotten on this channel.
We would’ve gotten a death penalty
@@christopherlmoo Tbh I think Ronan’s and Thanos’s mass murders would usually result in full death sentences. They feel premeditated and can both be easily just chalked down to mass murder.
1st Place: Thanos
2nd Place: Ronan
3rd Place: Tai Lung (screw him)
imagine if he put visions death as property destruction instead of murder 💀
Imagine giving Hela a death sentence
I can fix her
Ironic
I can't be the only one who gets excited when I see a new Mousait upload
9:05 technally not the "same" Thanos that got all those charges for his crimes so really shouldn't be added on to what he got earlier before he was killed
But still Thanos
I love how this video goes after 3 villains but over half of the video is dedicated to thanos
I'm surprised it's not 3/4 of the video
10:15 professionals have standards
His standards:
Does not kill children personally
Does not r🚫pe
Follows the laws of warfare
Learned english before coming to earth
How is nobody talking about how fire his song was
5:56 "Decimate, I assume means killing a lot of people."
In the very literal sense, used correctly by "Harold Saxon" aka the Master in the Doctor Who "Utopia" Three-Parter, would mean Thanos killed 1/10th of the population of Xandar.
I can’t stop laughing at Thanos’ 10 trillion and 11 life sentences Lmfao 🤣
I mean galaxies and Earth's population on top of that
5:49
People rarely use the term "decimate" accurately so I don't blame you but I want to say this just because you said you were going off an assumption:
Decimating something means reducing it until its only 1/10th of what it once was.
If we were to take what Thor said literally, then Thanos reduced Xandar *as a whole* to 1/10th of what it previously was. Decimating Xandar would be mass murder AND property damage, because it was a city.
10:02 Random Cop : Mousait u are under arrest for making people became deaf *Plays OMGod Song* TH-cam:. Cop: wait! TH-cam: Shut up and give me money!
What
I love how you included First Degree Murder after Mass Murder.
"This song is copyrighted" coming on during the highly emotional Gamora death scene killed me. Also the perfect cutoff of the lyrics
5:47 he just brushed passed the fact Thor said thanos destroyed a planet
I don’t believe it was specified that it was destroyed.
At most, maybe just mass destruction across the planet, but the planet probably wasn’t destroyed completely.
where you put that
Mousait never ceases to impress me with his amazing quality videos!
Awesome! You now need to do The High Evolutionary, Alexander Pierce, Yellow Jacket, The Scarlett Witch, Vulture, Doc Ock, Mysterio, and Green Goblin! 🎉
8:11 to be fair vision is a robot and he should of paid a fine of a couple million or billion
He is sentient so i say it counts but that just me
He was also Jarvis!!!
10:55 I guess count it for terrorism as it’s attempted mass murder and I guess it’s the closest thing? Idk is there a separate category for getting CAUGHT ATTEMPTING Terrorism?
Code of the District of Columbia
§ 22-3153. Acts of terrorism; penalties.
(k) A person who attempts or conspires to commit any assault with intent to kill that constitutes an act of terrorism may, upon conviction, be punished by imprisonment for not more than 20 years.
I love how he played a goofy song while gamora is getting thrown off a mountain
So we have ego getting a $90 fine, hela getting a fine of “a lot of Asgardian money” and thanos getting over 10 trillion life sentences. Not billion, not millions, but TRILLION.
You would need Batman to plan a special cell for Marvel villains
You’re going to have to stop following me 😅
Stop botting your comments
Kinda sad how America's debt is biger than the fine thanos got
Really?
@@AngryBiscuit09 Yep, it's something like... 28 trillion or around there, someone with better knowledge of the situation could explain it better
2:42 I personally would’ve charged Hela with something along the lines of “purposeful destruction of a priceless artifact” and give her the max sentence for Norway (where it took place)
I was gonna joke about Ego having a more impressive criminal record than the goddess of death, but those murder charges really add up. Genuinely forgot how evil Ego was after all these years.
Thor: "He decimated Xandar."
"I assume deciming means killing a lot of people."
Considering uru (the metal mjonir is made of) can be found in Asgard, the destruction of mjonir can cost at lease 1 trillion dollars