If Dreamworks Villains Were Charged For Their Crimes

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ธ.ค. 2022
  • What crimes would Lord Farquaad (Shrek), The Fairy Godmother (Shrek 2), Makunga (Madagscar: Escape 2 Africa), Megamind (Megamind) and Tighten (Megamind) be charged with?
    A video examining what would Dreamworks villains be charged with if they were to be in court.
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  • @SPhantoms9000
    @SPhantoms9000 ปีที่แล้ว +16398

    Seeing Megamind getting more charges than Titan makes the line "oh you're a villain alright. Just not a super one." hit even harder.

    • @polym_ly
      @polym_ly ปีที่แล้ว +398

      For real

    • @mtgalo
      @mtgalo ปีที่แล้ว +641

      "tighten"

    • @someprotogenontheinternet
      @someprotogenontheinternet ปีที่แล้ว +1198

      and then still has enough rizz to get pardoned

    • @thesadbread
      @thesadbread ปีที่แล้ว +606

      You gotta remember too that this is only the length of the movie, not even including his life of villainy

    • @stuffenjoyer6677
      @stuffenjoyer6677 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Oh, you’re a villain all right, just not a super one!

  • @tonycallme3667
    @tonycallme3667 ปีที่แล้ว +4767

    Megamind not getting a single death sentence shows how much of a guy he is, the dude practically made Prison his daily cycle, he walks in and out like it's tuesday.

    • @chimera9818
      @chimera9818 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      He is basically cartoon villain like team rocket that need to deal with actual evil person

    • @1OOXSN
      @1OOXSN ปีที่แล้ว +65

      *Like it’s Tuesday*

    • @johnpett1955
      @johnpett1955 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      @@chimera9818 yeah basically. He was kinda just bad because people expected him to be bad. It was only when he started dating Roxanne when he started being good.

    • @poweroffriendship2.0
      @poweroffriendship2.0 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Getting punched by Metroman is probably another Wednesday for Megamind.

    • @TheUnGhost
      @TheUnGhost ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Shouldn't he have gotten a death sentence for usurping Metro City?

  • @Friendlyneighborhoodreaper
    @Friendlyneighborhoodreaper ปีที่แล้ว +1346

    Fun fact: Escaping out of prison is legal in Germany, as seeking freedom is a natural human desire. You just gotta expect to be re-inprisoned later, and you gotta make sure that you don't commit any other crimes while escaping

    • @ceciliaslepmet4840
      @ceciliaslepmet4840 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      That's good

    • @Shovel________________
      @Shovel________________ ปีที่แล้ว +40

      huh, neat

    • @d4n737
      @d4n737 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +162

      Honestly, after certain... Unethical work camps, It's logical the new government would want to leave a backdoor for its citizens in case things go sour again (Since that was a real worry right after the war)

    • @Skywarslord
      @Skywarslord 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +113

      @@d4n737If you escape you will still be returned to prison if caught, but you won’t have additional punishment (outside of any crimes you commit while escaping)

    • @kpounder4908
      @kpounder4908 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      Note that mousait uses US laws usually, so he wouldn’t consider this. I didn’t even know about this though!

  • @torvus249
    @torvus249 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    Regarding Megamind's crimes, I feel the $2,500 fine in the beginning would probably be waived, since he's so young and genuinely can't be held accountable for his actions.

    • @redscallionanimations2167
      @redscallionanimations2167 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

      Yeah, that sentence would probably go to the other prisoners who had him do it

    • @Razsac
      @Razsac 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      And we could charge the government people for something related to imprisoning an inocent child

    • @anshkathiria4633
      @anshkathiria4633 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      How tf does this comment have over 85 likes, and 2 comments???

    • @torvus249
      @torvus249 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@anshkathiria4633 Guess people don't have much to add :p

    • @anshkathiria4633
      @anshkathiria4633 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@torvus249and how are you replying 14 minutes after I typed?!! Most ppl just ignore the comment?

  • @SimplySunky
    @SimplySunky ปีที่แล้ว +1737

    "This man has no rizz and is also putting Roxanne under a lot of danger with his flirting techniques." The most savage way to charged someone.

    • @gordonrams_into4539
      @gordonrams_into4539 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He certainty has more rizz than tighten

    • @ajdoesactuallyplaygames
      @ajdoesactuallyplaygames ปีที่แล้ว

      He should have a life sentence for his L rizz

    • @jakedogan4875
      @jakedogan4875 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      This guy definitely needs a rizztraining order

    • @edwardtye4119
      @edwardtye4119 ปีที่แล้ว

      'The court sentences you to four deaths, 5 lives and 90 years in prison, plus a 60 million dollar fine for lack of rizz'

    • @zacharyhopkins1328
      @zacharyhopkins1328 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No rizz that right there was a violation

  • @cloaker1619
    @cloaker1619 ปีที่แล้ว +2422

    I like it how the only villian in this video not to receive the death penalty even once was Megamind for obvious reasons.

    • @elmejorcanal
      @elmejorcanal ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually he usurped power and committed domestic terrorism when he went in his robot to cause terror while waiting for Titan. Those should have been two death penalties.

    • @chimera9818
      @chimera9818 ปีที่แล้ว

      He never murdered anyone, he only committed theft and at worst kidnapping of same person

    • @d1kgaws12
      @d1kgaws12 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Not even without the pardon, even though he got a usurpation charge, which got other villains a death penalty.

    • @BambinaSaldana
      @BambinaSaldana ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@d1kgaws12 Maybe the sentence's worse for the leader of a country than for a mayor.

    • @alextaylor3380
      @alextaylor3380 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      A big part of it was likely the fact that it was nonviolent. Every other villain had things like murder on the docket, while Megamind pretty much just strolled right in and everyone just surrendered.

  • @Shovel________________
    @Shovel________________ ปีที่แล้ว +164

    i love how the warden is just so used to megamind escaping that when he does it again he just wishes them luck and waits for someone to untie him

    • @efulmer8675
      @efulmer8675 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It's a game for the warden. He knows it's practically impossible to keep Megamind contained permanently so he just decided to enjoy the ride while doing his best to at least make it tricky.

    • @Imacatp3rson
      @Imacatp3rson 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      He knows he's doing it for a good reason anyway. He was their last hope to defeat Tighten.

  • @ausdorian3252
    @ausdorian3252 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    5:13 "This man has no rizz" Dang guess he is going to the bitchless jail too

    • @SpaceGuyTDG810
      @SpaceGuyTDG810 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      💀💀💀

    • @saulgzazueta
      @saulgzazueta 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      How the hell is the term "rizz" even a year old

    • @shadowolfkiller9337
      @shadowolfkiller9337 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I read this as he said it

    • @georgeoldsterd8994
      @georgeoldsterd8994 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No bitches?
      🥺

    • @JasperJones-cx6lf
      @JasperJones-cx6lf หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dawg, even megamind with his large forehead has more rizz

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 ปีที่แล้ว +3868

    Megamind caused a lot of damage in Metrocity throughout his villainous career, but unlike any other animated villains, he at least paid all the damage and is pleaded not guilty at the end. This shows how much of a great villain protagonist he is. Even villains have standards too.

    • @KoroxasHeart
      @KoroxasHeart ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Plus he did lost faith of who going to stop him, causing lost of villainy a bit and trying to get someone to be hero to stop him again, only to end up creating another villain that he has to stop.

    • @Acroflame
      @Acroflame ปีที่แล้ว +139

      I don’t think he actually killed anyone either

    • @liamdalemon1525
      @liamdalemon1525 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      How do you get pardoned with 87 life sentences on your record? This has to be the biggest pardon in History! Name one person who had a bigger sentence than this guy!

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      _Professionals have standards._
      Say Mr. Friendship. I wonder if one day someone will take into account other characters sins, like Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network. Good guys I guess can be one of them? Like SpongeBob himself despite his accolades has done A LOT OF STUFF, like collateral damage is obvious, but so much so that he wiped out the entire universe within seconds. While not explicitly mentioned/seen, this still includes God's like King Neptune or Ghosts like the Flying Dutchman...
      Yeah... Santa Claus wasn't kidding when he considered SpongeBob a LITERAL MENACE XD.

    • @Dookieman1975
      @Dookieman1975 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That’s SUPER villain to you

  • @MoonWielder
    @MoonWielder ปีที่แล้ว +2702

    Imagine getting locked up in a cage and then your fate gets decided by getting turned into a rug. That has to be one of the worst ways to die.

    • @eddiebrock8639
      @eddiebrock8639 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      That had to be the darkest scene from Shrek. It's really sad that Mama Bear had to go out like that.

    • @Hi-cm1cj
      @Hi-cm1cj ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@amityohcramity69New copypasta unlocked.

    • @Acroflame
      @Acroflame ปีที่แล้ว +93

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    • @mr.calebdekarkeh1641
      @mr.calebdekarkeh1641 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Rip mama bear

    • @Gizeh59
      @Gizeh59 ปีที่แล้ว

      @AmityOhCramity69 shut up

  • @zacharygunning5982
    @zacharygunning5982 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    7:18
    forgot the no rizz charge. 50 years and 75 hours of community service.

  • @TigerChamp99
    @TigerChamp99 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    9:24 I'm impressed by the fact that the 88 life sentences perfectly lined up at this point.
    (The warden mentions 88 life sentences during this section)

    • @Ratchet_TFP
      @Ratchet_TFP 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      85 Actually

  • @darwaniangovernment
    @darwaniangovernment ปีที่แล้ว +2178

    If there were a Megamind sequel, I'd want it to start with a montage of Megamind doing community service for all the property he's destroyed
    Edit: idk what people are talking about there is no Megamind sequel

    • @andrewnobody6737
      @andrewnobody6737 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Watch "Megamind: Button Of Doom" its the only piece of media that gives an epilogue to his character

    • @SammySamSams
      @SammySamSams ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@andrewnobody6737 its so sad its only a short and not a movie

    • @Dookieman1975
      @Dookieman1975 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      There’s button of doom which was supposed to start a tv show. And now we might get one on peacock through the power of memes… I am not kidding

    • @beterbomen
      @beterbomen ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Apparently, next year we're going to get "Megamind's guide to Protecting your City", which is supposedly an animated series where we get to see what Megamind is up to now. I may involve that.

    • @chimera9818
      @chimera9818 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Maybe they state that he will need to do community service as part time job once a day until he died

  • @virtualpianosheets7143
    @virtualpianosheets7143 ปีที่แล้ว +2638

    I like that the writers of Megamind knew what his sentence would have been for the crimes he committed after he broke out. In beginning of the movie, the warden says he has 85 life sentences, but towards the end of the movie, during the scene where Minion as the Warden is talking to Megamind in his prison cell, he tells him he still has 88 life sentences to go.

    • @kylerivera3470
      @kylerivera3470 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      Seriously? That's awesome!
      The creators of Megamind really did have a great attention to detail. One moment I love is how Metro Man appears behind Megamind for a single frame shortly before Metro Man's "death".

    • @eldritchabomination
      @eldritchabomination ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@kylerivera3470wait what?? Really??

    • @eldritchabomination
      @eldritchabomination ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@kylerivera3470 wow :000 that’s so cool!! Thank you!!!!

    • @deepwaveproduction8193
      @deepwaveproduction8193 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I mean Megamind was born in prison and taught to do evil. If anything it’s the prison place fault to keep traumatizing a child and endangerment. Learning his actions to do evil. He never knew what is like to do good until Roxanne changed his life around to do good

    • @robbiewalker2831
      @robbiewalker2831 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@deepwaveproduction8193 And it was Metro Man’s fault for indoctrinating this notion; which he course corrected at the start of the movie for Megamind to learn.

  • @WJ_GUY
    @WJ_GUY 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Megamind before: "No freedom?"
    Megamind in 9:44: "No imprisonment?"

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    *Combined crimes and sentences:*
    Crimes:
    1x torture
    2x coercion
    1x first degree murder
    2x usurping the throne
    1x unlawful attempted brutal execution
    1x unlawful imprisonment
    2x high treason
    1x identity fraud
    1x sexual assault
    2x second degree attempted murder
    2x battery
    1x inciting a riot
    1x stalking
    2x theft
    1x reckless endangerment
    1x involuntary manslaughter
    2x usurpation
    1x assault and battery
    1x domestic terrorism
    2x taking a hostage
    5x first degree attempted murder
    1x aggregated assault with a deadly weapon
    2x property damage
    85x prior convictions
    2x escaping lawful custody
    1x careless endangerment
    1x vandalism
    1x mass theft
    2x property destruction
    1x use of explosives
    Sentences:
    9 death penalties
    96 life sentences (88 pardoned)
    212 years (72 pardoned)
    $1,073,172,500 fine ($1,013,172,500 pardoned)
    Restraining order

  • @oakmeal2961
    @oakmeal2961 ปีที่แล้ว +1111

    Can't believe he left Mutilation and genocide out of Farquaad's charges. And before someone asks about the Genocide bit, I believe the fact that he turned Mama Bear into a rug combined with how he is rounding up Fairy Tale creatures at the start of the movie implies genocidal intentions on fairy tale creatures.

    • @beterbomen
      @beterbomen ปีที่แล้ว +98

      The whole reason Shrek goes to Lord Farquaad is because those fairytale creatures are forced to live in his swamp, so Farquaad doesn't attempt to kill them as of yet.

    • @NotmyRealname847
      @NotmyRealname847 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beterbomen we'll if it's not technically genocide, which is notoriously difficult to prove anyway, it is at the very least ethnic cleansing.

    • @amandamakin1542
      @amandamakin1542 ปีที่แล้ว

      He put the bears into cages that were too small & other animals were hurt, so that's Animal Abuse. The Mama Bear being turned into a rug with his abuse of power is also poaching.
      Then there's Attempted Genocide (he would have had them all slain if he didn't decide to kick them out into a random swamp).
      Plus, Rumpelstiltskin makes Farquaad look like a saint in comparison (he was close to committing Genocide, as well as False Imprisonment & slavery of Ogres)

    • @_Toxicity
      @_Toxicity ปีที่แล้ว +81

      ​@@beterbomen But it could and probably does count as unlawful eviction.

    • @kauske
      @kauske ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beterbomen Moving 'undesirables' into camps and ghettos is usually the first step towards extermination; that said both genocide and forcing people into camps would be a crime under 'severe human rights violations' and would have to be punished by a tribunal by the UN or similar international court; it basically exceeds anything a judicial system is equipped for with typical laws. Also generally because to have the power to round up hundreds or thousands for extermination you usually have the power to change the laws to make it legal in your own jurisdiction. Can't be prosecuted normally in that case, so it generally goes under war crimes if/when the regime is overthrown.

  • @limwater8230
    @limwater8230 ปีที่แล้ว +2248

    A pardon in megamind: Character experienced trauma from a early age, resulting in aggressive actions to the city and acting out in what could be seen as more of a improve play, subconsciously never intending to harm or murder anyone. He was taught by many to do wrong, but he internally has been fighting this until he started to believe his actions were for a good propose of good vs evil. When he realised his actions were wrong and that he’s capable of being the good person he wanted to be, his behaviour changed to cleaning up the city, undoing mistakes he has made and protecting it from much worse criminals.
    In real life: A politician committed a war crime, but is friends with the president.

    • @sebastianrivera9537
      @sebastianrivera9537 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Megamind 4 President

    • @BaranZenon
      @BaranZenon ปีที่แล้ว +38

      You forgot that one part where the character gets cozy job in FOX News :)

    • @Observer_Decay
      @Observer_Decay ปีที่แล้ว +110

      The prison also should rack up the charges of:
      Child neglect
      Child endangerment
      Child abuse
      And possibly child abduction for keeping an infant in the prison and keeping him imprisoned until elementary school

    • @cameronpottle5409
      @cameronpottle5409 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm not terribly up to speed with US politics, who are you referring to?

    • @twistedyogert
      @twistedyogert ปีที่แล้ว +35

      ​@@Observer_Decay Contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

  • @ActuallyAutistic631
    @ActuallyAutistic631 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “THIS MAN HAS NO RIZZ” that took me off guard so much it was so hilarious

  • @IAmNotDiluc
    @IAmNotDiluc ปีที่แล้ว +21

    8:55 The dart game with the firetruck killed me 😭😭

  • @zacky1010
    @zacky1010 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    I love how Fairy Godmother is on screen for seconds and she's immediately slapped with DEATH

    • @DimkaTsv
      @DimkaTsv ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I am not even sure she tried to kill Shrek...
      Harold didn't die, he only turned back into frog. So hard to assume Shrek would've died instead.
      But it is weaponized assault

    • @zacky1010
      @zacky1010 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@DimkaTsv idk but when the spell reflects back at her she dissolves into bubbles which seems pretty lethal to me
      as I like to say, *sentence commuted!*

    • @sparrow1862
      @sparrow1862 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think he returned to frog form because godmother died as I assume a potion wasn't used on him but her actual magic .

    • @lugismansion2400
      @lugismansion2400 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@DimkaTsv well since her own blast DID kill her by turning her into bubbles, it would be safely assumed that she was trying to either kill Shrek or harm him in a way that would cripple him for life

    • @Superemie401
      @Superemie401 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This starts *SUUUUPER* WELL!

  • @clutchthecinnamonsergal8493
    @clutchthecinnamonsergal8493 ปีที่แล้ว +1216

    Megamind the “villain who’s not actually evil” getting more convictions than the literal supervillain is hilarious

    • @haassteambraker9959
      @haassteambraker9959 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Well as Megamind said to Tighten:
      "You're a villain alright, just not a SUPER one!"

    • @RealMrCrimson
      @RealMrCrimson ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@haassteambraker9959 oh yeah? whats the difference?

    • @sagardixit9247
      @sagardixit9247 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@RealMrCrimson... presentation!

    • @legomarioboy08
      @legomarioboy08 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@sagardixit9247 CHA! *welcome to the jungle begins*

    • @FreshZCORD
      @FreshZCORD ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah its funny how he has the most charges despite being the least evil character in this video

  • @Seko_isDumb
    @Seko_isDumb 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    i loved the little detail about titan being titled "tighten", referencing to megamind's disability to read properly

  • @venomgaming7014
    @venomgaming7014 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    You know it’s good when MOUSAIT puts death by glamour over tighten wrecking metrahcity.

  • @lemerbrix1375
    @lemerbrix1375 ปีที่แล้ว +869

    6:09
    Love how death by glamour is just playing in the background while tighten is just committing war crimes

    • @gdmathguy
      @gdmathguy ปีที่แล้ว +69

      also, you literally chose the perfect timestamp

    • @geoticmelody4581
      @geoticmelody4581 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Truly pristine music taste

    • @thegarry7542
      @thegarry7542 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The best scene in the video

    • @rithwikadwik4143
      @rithwikadwik4143 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@gdmathguy he is the. Chosen one

    • @caltonpeters1524
      @caltonpeters1524 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Normal day in ohio.

  • @metalex64
    @metalex64 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    Wouldn't Megamind also get accused of identity theft 2 times due to him taking the appearance of the prison chief and Bernard? I mean it wouldn't change the final outcome, but still.

    • @metalex64
      @metalex64 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh also probably sexual assault too since he kissed Roxanne while pretending to be Bernard.

    • @gibustheinfamous
      @gibustheinfamous ปีที่แล้ว +77

      And space dad, if he's even real.

    • @nekosparkclaw2833
      @nekosparkclaw2833 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@gibustheinfamous Use of a false identity is indeed illegal!

    • @kielie6460
      @kielie6460 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      also metroman

    • @HoDoBoDo
      @HoDoBoDo ปีที่แล้ว +47

      For Space Dad if there is a crime for it, it would be "use of a false identity", idk if this is a crime. For the Warden and Bernard, it would be 2 seperate cases of identity theft. Still unsure if he should get an identity theft charge for impersonating Metroman, but tbf I don't think Metroman would even care because he's under a new identity which is "Musicman", and Megamind could impersonate him without any charge since Metroman technically isn't Metroman anymore.

  • @potatogirlcultist19
    @potatogirlcultist19 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

    Fun fact: Even Megamind's $1.013B fine would not be enough to get the title of largest fine in history.

    • @jackhensley7728
      @jackhensley7728 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      what is the biggest fine

    • @potatogirlcultist19
      @potatogirlcultist19 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jackhensley7728 Pfizer had to pay up $1.3B for promoting drugs for uses not approved by the medical regulators.

    • @darkmoollll7703
      @darkmoollll7703 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@jackhensley7728 alex Jones got over 1B

    • @levievil9220
      @levievil9220 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@darkmoollll7703but so did megamind what was the exact number

    • @sammygoboom5307
      @sammygoboom5307 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Erm actually, gru got charged infinite dollars in the sentencing Illumination villains video

  • @Sen8810tgdh
    @Sen8810tgdh ปีที่แล้ว +23

    5:18 fr he got no rizz

  • @mr.swordtoast
    @mr.swordtoast ปีที่แล้ว +597

    I love how Megaminds life sentence count went from 85 to 88, which is what's stated in the movie

  • @BusterBrown1217
    @BusterBrown1217 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    I love how Tighten went from like a million dollar fine and a life and a few years sentence to over 60 million in fines and 4 death sentences in like 10 seconds.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Speedrunning being a supervillain

    • @LannyLeArtist
      @LannyLeArtist ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Titan*

    • @BusterBrown1217
      @BusterBrown1217 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@LannyLeArtist It's canonically spelled both ways actually

    • @LannyLeArtist
      @LannyLeArtist ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@BusterBrown1217 I figured that out after I commented this😭

    • @unsmart42069
      @unsmart42069 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      megamind went from 72 years, 88 lives, and 1 billion dollars to nothing in .016 seconds

  • @CakesAreNotTruths
    @CakesAreNotTruths ปีที่แล้ว +13

    7:57 funny how MegaMind doesn't get a charge for Solicitation to Kidnapping, maybe because Minion kidnapped Roxanne without MegaMind Telling him but it was fine for Minion to do that since it was sorta in MegaMind's Plan to Kill MetroMan

    • @Superemie401
      @Superemie401 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ah, yes, that good old villain plan: Kidnapping the most important person of his/her/it/their archenemy to lure him/her/it/them.

  • @thefeatheredbutterfly7335
    @thefeatheredbutterfly7335 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Megamind: Damn and I thought I WAS BAD. *YOU ALL HAVE DEATH SENTENCES-*

    • @Superemie401
      @Superemie401 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Titan: In terms of villainy…
      All: It’s like comparing Mario and King Boo in terms of good actions.

  • @Justice237
    @Justice237 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    Seeing as Hal ended up in prison by the end, it's likely he was charged and convicted with all that (except for the death penalty because Metro City is in Michigan and they don't have the death penalty)

    • @Curbinout
      @Curbinout ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Being in Michigan is already bad, a death penalty would be too much

    • @lol-fc9kg
      @lol-fc9kg ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@Curbinout I didn't even know certain states have their own laws on that

    • @lordvader6481
      @lordvader6481 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Would be tried under Federal crimes tho.

    • @Talinrogue
      @Talinrogue ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wait it takes place in Michigan?

    • @TheNeXTGUI
      @TheNeXTGUI ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@lordvader6481 given the extremely large number of victims it does make sense for it to be tried federally

  • @Cru128
    @Cru128 ปีที่แล้ว +1500

    Honestly, the king in Shrek probably didn’t expect to survive Fairy Godmother’s lightning blast, but for once in media; we actually saw armor protect the user. So, bravo.

    • @typo1345
      @typo1345 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      and in a way that makes sense. Mirrors can rebound light and lasers, so it makes sense an energy beam, even if magic, would be rebounded on contact with a metal chestplate

    • @Cru128
      @Cru128 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@typo1345, the finish was also a mirror finish, so that argument is actually valid.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Shrek continues to be peak cinema

    • @JStryker47
      @JStryker47 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But why did it still turn the king into a frog, if it was reflected?

    • @myheartismadeofstars
      @myheartismadeofstars ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@JStryker47 Probably blowing up FGM revoked her magic on him

  • @MTailorTheChad
    @MTailorTheChad ปีที่แล้ว +28

    1:50 Already?💀💀💀

  • @SpaceGuyTDG810
    @SpaceGuyTDG810 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    0:26
    Thelonious said:
    "🤜 🪞"

    • @death_itself4509
      @death_itself4509 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He's gonna get some years of bad luck after that XD

  • @prestonhal
    @prestonhal ปีที่แล้ว +476

    I feel like Hal’s last two attempted murder charges wouldn’t be added because he was trying to kill Roxanne and Megamind for like 5 minutes. Yea he failed with the bus and eye beams, but it’s not like he stopped, left, and then came back to kill them.

    • @runtergerutscht4401
      @runtergerutscht4401 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      1 he was scared off and so again chose to attemot murder
      2 attempted murder against Minion is a separate charge from atrempted murder against Megamind, even if this doesn't explain Roxanne.

    • @kauske
      @kauske ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It depends on what the prosecution wants to do; trying to murder someone for 5 mins straight might be construed as multiple counts, or it might add in things like battery/attempted battery etc.

    • @TFalconwing
      @TFalconwing ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kauske I would assume every clear, distinct attempt that could be classified as "he did this, then he did this" would be argued as multiple counts.

    • @kauske
      @kauske ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TFalconwing Technically speaking, prosecution can try and charge you with anything under the sun; they just typically wont if they don't have a good chance of a conviction; that said, they might try and trick you into a plea-deal if their case is shitty, or try and get a signed confession or any number of underhanded things. Legal systems are weird.

  • @cactiguy0722
    @cactiguy0722 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    Again I’ll always love the “this song is copyrighted”. such a creative and smart way to express the song and scene you put it in. Keep up the good work!!

  • @jacksoninaroar7517
    @jacksoninaroar7517 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    6:20 AYO THAT SONG IS amazing good undertale pick here’s a sticker ⭐️ you did it

  • @P0BZO
    @P0BZO 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:29 i love how you intentionally put farquad at the bottom of the scale instead of in the middle like every other character 💀

  • @DA28007
    @DA28007 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Megamind face fit well
    He'll be like:
    "No Sentence?"

    • @gdmathguy
      @gdmathguy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "No Tighten?"

  • @solid_jade37
    @solid_jade37 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    I love how this guy has no intro, no explaination just goes straight into the video, i wish more youtubers were like this

    • @rasmuskock8077
      @rasmuskock8077 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Absolutely. I love it when videos are simple like this, and without rambling

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@rasmuskock8077I think I loved his very first videos more, when he didn't speak or explain any of the crimes occasionally and simply *[BAM]* slapped the sentence on the screen.
      It left a know nothing like me just guessing _what kind of nonsensical bullshit is gonna come next to the sound of that "bang"?_
      But don't get me wrong, his current format is still fantastic.
      Just wish he hadn't deleted his old videos, they were entertaining in their own right.

    • @anonymously_
      @anonymously_ ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrDibara he had to add the voiceovers cuz youtube said that his videos needs to be more informative, prob if he was gonna keep making videos about copyrighted content

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anonymously_ _Aaah, shit._ So basically, TH-cam taking the fun out of all things. *Again.*
      Oh well, at least the old videos can still be found on the second channel.
      That's a win in my book. :)

  • @Koopai386
    @Koopai386 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:48 look he was just imagining things

    • @lily-if8ir
      @lily-if8ir 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      No he using his powers to stalk her

  • @unknownprofile2830
    @unknownprofile2830 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    4:14 you could make this case that inciting a riot is the Class A misdemeanor offense.

  • @personfromtds7324
    @personfromtds7324 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    You forgot that Megamind punched a hole in the apartment's wall, which is property damage. He also committed identity theft twice for pretending to be Bernard and the chief of police.

    • @Mister-Red
      @Mister-Red ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Not the chief of police,it was the prison warden

    • @personfromtds7324
      @personfromtds7324 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mister-Red oh ok

    • @joshholland8564
      @joshholland8564 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      At least he never killed anyone

    • @dudewithnolifepoop
      @dudewithnolifepoop ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hAL sTEWART
      PREAPRE FOR UR DESTINYE

    • @zfilms4858
      @zfilms4858 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed with that. that's ~$200 for the Wall, , 8 Years and $10,000 for the Identity theft and 3 Year and $12,500 for Impersonating the Warden (Police Officer)

  • @boredkitsunefuck628
    @boredkitsunefuck628 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    I love how everyone on the list gets the death sentence for a crime they did while Megamind doesn’t and gets pardoned in the end of it all. In summary he’s not just a villain. He’s a supervillain with standards.
    Edit: forgot to add how I felt over Titan destroying a city with Death by Glamour is playing. Funny as hell

    • @lugismansion2400
      @lugismansion2400 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well to be fair we never see him harm anyone else intentionally

    • @KnifeTossGaming
      @KnifeTossGaming 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yes someone else noticed the undertale music!

    • @Spaghetti_Jester
      @Spaghetti_Jester 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Death by Terrorism

  • @jgm9807
    @jgm9807 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:09 "Who needs arms with eyes like these?" Shoots lasers out of his eyes. 👀

  • @Biggest_Kinger_Fan
    @Biggest_Kinger_Fan ปีที่แล้ว +13

    1:11 So they put him in prison for life, then revive him to do it again ,and then they put him to death?

    • @Ratchet_TFP
      @Ratchet_TFP หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Actually, He Got Eaten Alive By Dragon So It's a Death Penalty

  • @Glitchymack
    @Glitchymack ปีที่แล้ว +180

    I love how megamind has all these life sentences, then at the end it just plays some happy-go-lucky music and him being pardoned

  • @Britshit
    @Britshit ปีที่แล้ว +160

    6:09 Watching the crimes stack up as Death by Glamour plays is pretty awesome to watch.

  • @Mr.Reallity
    @Mr.Reallity ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "This man has no Rizz" that just cracked me up and you earned a sub💀 5:13

  • @aareacts1388
    @aareacts1388 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love the way the money fine went up in 6:10

  • @MrEggBoi
    @MrEggBoi ปีที่แล้ว +443

    I like how Megamind does get arrested several times, he just never actually gets the punishments he’s supposed to

    • @AvalancheTV
      @AvalancheTV ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They probably don’t have a death system

    • @arshiaaghaei
      @arshiaaghaei ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@AvalancheTV This is likely true otherwise Hal would be executed too

    • @emmakgb
      @emmakgb 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The way movies deal with the villain is either killing it or just putting them in jail

  • @MultipleEnderPeople
    @MultipleEnderPeople ปีที่แล้ว +52

    MegaMind: In the Mayoral Office, a Winged-Golden chest can be seen, Matching depictions of the Holy artifact/weapon; The Ark of the Covenant.
    Being a holy relic (of sorts), I'd like to add a 'Grand Larceny' charge to MegaMind's convictions.

  • @jafengaming
    @jafengaming 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:30 i love how Farquad's image is lower than the rest.

  • @coolxplayer12
    @coolxplayer12 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Lord farquad's sentence seems like a complicated math equation 😅😅

  • @Afrochilla
    @Afrochilla ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Megamind of all movies is one of the only triple A films that actually did charge the villains for their crimes, seeing Megamind’s sentence being acknowledged and Tighten living likely multiple life sentences at the end.

    • @jdogzerosilverblade299
      @jdogzerosilverblade299 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its great because while he is a massive dork and his plans never work due to the fact that metroman has literally no weaknesses he would technically be the smartest man on the planet. also i dont think he has killed anyone. just committed so many crimes it totaled to 85 life sentences.

    • @Abergsma54
      @Abergsma54 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funny because in real life Tighten would’ve gotten a death sentence

    • @dramaticmudderer5208
      @dramaticmudderer5208 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Abergsma54 metro city is in Michigan

    • @tommarsdon5644
      @tommarsdon5644 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dramaticmudderer5208 I assume this is in reference to how Michigan doesn't have the death penalty; but I like to imagine you just wanted to provide some random megamind trivia.

    • @dramaticmudderer5208
      @dramaticmudderer5208 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tommarsdon5644 Thank you, and it's both

  • @curllum
    @curllum ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Love how the first 3 villains are all chill and not too bad, then we get to tighten

    • @yewjiaxiansam1962
      @yewjiaxiansam1962 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yeah but all of them got life and death sentences, which makes them dangerous criminals

    • @emoji3266
      @emoji3266 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait till you hear of Lord Shen

    • @legioning
      @legioning ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@yewjiaxiansam1962 88 life sentences

    • @Johnhhujj
      @Johnhhujj ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Are we overlooking farquad attempting to commit genocide on all of the fairytale creatures?

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Johnhhujj Yes, because he's too much of a failure to be a threat

  • @ItsCrucible
    @ItsCrucible ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The scene where titan destroyed the town with his lasers: OH MAH GOD
    when the music is playing: oh okay

  • @TheWanderingSarah
    @TheWanderingSarah ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Megamind being the only one not executed is another level of irony

    • @AnDoneCom
      @AnDoneCom 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Unrelated but based pfp yo

  • @brooklarkin6505
    @brooklarkin6505 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    0:00 Lord Farquaad
    1:41 Fairy Godmother
    3:17 Makunga
    4:36 Tighten
    7:26 Megamind
    10:10 End of Viedo

    • @jakethesnake8453
      @jakethesnake8453 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol end of video 🤣

    • @Ryderboycolor9
      @Ryderboycolor9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks

    • @elliotfong5061
      @elliotfong5061 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What about Don Lino or the Kung Fu Panda villains or Verminator or Rumpelstiltskin

    • @geoman265.
      @geoman265. ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@elliotfong5061 This comment only puts down the timestamps for this video. Since those characters aren't in this video, their comment has no reason to put them.

    • @blank2276
      @blank2276 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He left out the hate crimes towards magical creatures and ogres

  • @4dee9arr6
    @4dee9arr6 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    For Tighten, Destruction of property should have been included immediately after the theft charge due to him throwing the flower stand in the same scene.

    • @lounanotfluentinenglish
      @lounanotfluentinenglish ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Also wouldn't throwing such a big object from that high up endanger someone ? It could've landed anywhere !

    • @affanjamsari5752
      @affanjamsari5752 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Reckless endangerment, property damage and theft in one scene.

    • @adamfpv8294
      @adamfpv8294 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn’t it spelled “Titan”?

    • @4dee9arr6
      @4dee9arr6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@adamfpv8294 It's a running joke in the movie that "Titan" couldn't be trademarked, so his official name is "Tighten".

    • @adamfpv8294
      @adamfpv8294 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@4dee9arr6 oh ok, thanks for clarifying.

  • @deoxi3207
    @deoxi3207 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the pardoned sentences. When they come up I genuently feel like cheering for the people who commited those crimes.

  • @mr.creeper7802
    @mr.creeper7802 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just noticed that Megamind had 88 life sentences when Minion (disguised as the warden) said that Megamind still had 88 life sentences. I think he kept count for you.

  • @daledilll9290
    @daledilll9290 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Farquaad should be charged with mutilation for taking the legs off of the gingerbread man.
    Edit spelling mistake

    • @gamerstheater1187
      @gamerstheater1187 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      but he gets repaired, mutilation is permanent damage

    • @insomniagobrrr5542
      @insomniagobrrr5542 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      *mutilation.
      Plus, it's temporary

    • @skylar2750
      @skylar2750 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      question isint also kidnapping im not a pro lawer or anything but i am a good kidnapper for .... "reasons"

    • @skylar2750
      @skylar2750 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      like i dought mr cookie wanted to be tortured

    • @therealboomshlamian700
      @therealboomshlamian700 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But doesn’t his legs grow back

  • @colonelrockrits9436
    @colonelrockrits9436 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Kinda sad the Hate crime was left out of Farquaads part. I do remember it from the last time when he called gingy fairytale trash which was of course blatant

  • @scone-pu7bp
    @scone-pu7bp 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Fun fact: The Warden at the beginning of the movie, (7:40) counts Megamind’s life sentences at 85. But at the end if his charges (9:17) , it shows 88 life sentences total, which is what Minion disguised as the warden tells Megamind has, showing that the writers kept track of Megamind’s crimes before this point.

  • @JoJo-fan-right-here
    @JoJo-fan-right-here ปีที่แล้ว

    6:08 nice choice of music 😏
    I had to say something, or I wouldn’t be a true gamer!
    Also, I have Death By Glamour on my playlist 😅

  • @putinpunhere
    @putinpunhere ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I love how this list contains usurpers, genuinely one of the scariest villains so far, and one guy who gets pardoned lol

  • @theguywhoasked5861
    @theguywhoasked5861 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    As for fairy god mother you could count her introduction as trespassing as she wasn’t explicitly invited into fiona’s room

  • @AvalancheTV
    @AvalancheTV 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    4:37 you forgot one thing for tighten, and it was when he flew out of his building and caused all of those cars to pile up on him, to which he then jumped up and knocked over like 15 cars and was dancing around inside a broken one…

  • @orangescalefishy1258
    @orangescalefishy1258 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    6:12 Death By Glamour (plays when you fight Mettaton EX in Undertale)

  • @Maria_Miciano_5
    @Maria_Miciano_5 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    I love how Megamind’s sentence doesn’t matter in the end. 🤣 Lots of death sentences in this video. The only villain who couldn’t do their sentence though would be Lord Farquaad. Since everyone knows what happens to him. Death by 🐉 dragon!

    • @goddessoflesbians1153
      @goddessoflesbians1153 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That was his death sentence lol

    • @Scar-Predator
      @Scar-Predator ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He served his death sentence through being digested by the dragon.

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Scar-Predator OwO

    • @travissmith2848
      @travissmith2848 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Scar-Predator Apparently fairly slowly.... 🎶 Ah! Ah! Ah! Staying alive, staying alive! 🎶

    • @jdogzerosilverblade299
      @jdogzerosilverblade299 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he got eaten out by the dragon then donkey ate out that same dragon :D

  • @omeganave7425
    @omeganave7425 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Love how you put Farquaad as low as he could go on the height chart thing.

  • @thedogethatgames
    @thedogethatgames 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love how Farquaad's picture is placed lower than the other ones XD

  • @ash-sq1gm
    @ash-sq1gm ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i feel the need to mention that the attack the god mother launched at shrek wasnt a murder attempt, but a spell to reveal his true body, hence why the king turned into a frog and why she turned into bubbles (which always appear around her when she spawns out of thin air)

  • @lakottke
    @lakottke ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I don’t think I’ve ever laughed this hard at “domestic terrorism” before

    • @Spaghetti_Jester
      @Spaghetti_Jester 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Me neither. Death by Glamour was so absurdly fitting for the scene.

    • @cantsay939
      @cantsay939 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I didn't catch the increase of the numbers until i heard the vine booms

  • @Kris.pyfries
    @Kris.pyfries ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Throughout all of your videos it tickles me to see instances like “life in prison + 5 years” or “death + 6 months” I love how thorough you are with charging these villains

    • @WhyNotEveryone
      @WhyNotEveryone 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      He can be dead but that doesn't mean that he'll be escaping his 6 months of prison sentence!

    • @fellowfloof1825
      @fellowfloof1825 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@WhyNotEveryoneToss the dead body in the jail!

  • @TrueFUNgii
    @TrueFUNgii ปีที่แล้ว +2

    With fairy god mother you forgot attempted regicide since she also almost killed the frog king.

  • @biggiecheese1212
    @biggiecheese1212 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was dissapointed in the fact that after showing that Megamind was pardoned, the final verdict was not: No sentence? Especailly with the image he used.

  • @Pigeon_Moment
    @Pigeon_Moment ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "This man has no rizz" i genuinely thought he was going to count that as a crime lmao

    • @Mariesun
      @Mariesun ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It SHOULD be a crime against humanity imo

    • @Pigeon_Moment
      @Pigeon_Moment ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Mariesun fr it should

    • @LannyLeArtist
      @LannyLeArtist ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL

  • @Duelkitten
    @Duelkitten ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Also like to point out that Megamind did in fact return all the stolen goods he took and proceeded to fix up the town from all the damage he did. He even cleaned all the trash.

  • @icarosantos2402
    @icarosantos2402 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's a pleasure to see the restriction order on tighten

  • @sold.4796
    @sold.4796 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Aint No Way He Just Lets Fairy Godmother Get Away With Running A Drug Factory That May Or May Not Be Illegal 💀💀💀

  • @thekeybladeninjaturtle7380
    @thekeybladeninjaturtle7380 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Like I said in the old video, The Fairy Godmother giving Harold the love potion could count as drug trafficking or drug based coercion.
    If you think about it, the love potion is essentially the fantasy version of a date rape drug. Had Fiona drank the tea that Harold poured the potion into, she would’ve fallen in love with Prince Charming against her will

    • @mdeleon9481
      @mdeleon9481 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, since the sellings of the love potion are legal. Why do you think she makes them then?

    • @thekeybladeninjaturtle7380
      @thekeybladeninjaturtle7380 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@mdeleon9481 I never said the potion was illegal. Though the way its used could be illegal

    • @yocapo32
      @yocapo32 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@mdeleon9481
      I mean, tannerite is legal too, but I can't legally use it to make a car bomb, now can I?

    • @mdeleon9481
      @mdeleon9481 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thekeybladeninjaturtle7380
      I mean, i'm sure she wouldn't be that famous if love potions were illegal-

    • @thekeybladeninjaturtle7380
      @thekeybladeninjaturtle7380 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@mdeleon9481 Even if it were legal, she coerced Harold into using it to make Fiona fall in love with Prince Charming

  • @L0SEIN
    @L0SEIN ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Almost 15 secs into the vid and Farquaad already gets a life sentence for torturing A COOKIE

  • @Mr_amogus
    @Mr_amogus ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “oh hey what name did you get from the name changer titan?” “Im not titan, I’m tighten.”

  • @Starcapcutediter
    @Starcapcutediter 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like how you used the Megamind meme 7:27

  • @conceptualpineapple6682
    @conceptualpineapple6682 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    It’s definitely a technicality but given he’s the last known member of his race, could Tighten get hit with anything regarding endangered or protected species when he assaults/attempts to murder Megamind?

    • @conceptualpineapple6682
      @conceptualpineapple6682 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Or would attempted genocide be more technically correct?

    • @carloscastellanosdarkeyesi6126
      @carloscastellanosdarkeyesi6126 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Megamind is one person, and I doubt his species is protected. I'm not even sure if other people know he's the last of his race

    • @kielie6460
      @kielie6460 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      not unless the government legally made him a protected species, which I doubt they did

    • @caseypitt1296
      @caseypitt1296 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@conceptualpineapple6682since the fate of Megaminds race is technically unknown, since only the planet was seen falling into a black hole, it could be a similar situation to Superman comics, where other kryptonians survived krypton’s destruction, such as Zod and Supergirl, so genocide could be a bit much, considering how little we know.

    • @kielie6460
      @kielie6460 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aeroga2383 wtf are you talking about? we're talking about megamind here

  • @AdamantPetra
    @AdamantPetra ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I love how Hal gets a worse sentence than Palpatine

    • @Scar-Predator
      @Scar-Predator ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Palpatine has a lot more crimes that have yet to be charged. His list is far worse then Tighten's.

    • @bruhmaster8272
      @bruhmaster8272 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Palpatine should have been charged for torture of Luke

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair, dead people can't get sentenced for anything. Because they're dead.
      I'm sure glad Palpatine is dead. He's dead forever

    • @condedooku9750
      @condedooku9750 ปีที่แล้ว

      You just wait for the video of the original triology to be made, in which Palpatine will receive sentences for genocide on Alderan and Endor.

  • @dogekid7
    @dogekid7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    9:42 imagine getting pardoned with a sentence of 72 years, 88 life sentences, and $1,013,172,500 😂😂😂😂

    • @Superemie401
      @Superemie401 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No charges?

    • @Ratchet_TFP
      @Ratchet_TFP 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 That Would Be Hilarious, But Given alright

  • @omiau4434
    @omiau4434 ปีที่แล้ว

    love how the fine just skyrockets when titan destroys the entire city with the laser

  • @ryzatheduck5195
    @ryzatheduck5195 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    5:11 “this man has no rizz”
    the ultimate crime

  • @nicojuju9286
    @nicojuju9286 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    at 7:48 i think that would count as identity theft since he disguised as another man to escape prison.

    • @gothmogonslaught6851
      @gothmogonslaught6851 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don't forget Bernard. And the observatory could count for property destruction/terrorism.

    • @metalex64
      @metalex64 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't forget when he stole Bernard's identity to get closer to Roxanne. Identity theft x2 for sure!

    • @gothmogonslaught6851
      @gothmogonslaught6851 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I already mentioned Bernard. Could we get anyhow from the space dad?

    • @metalex64
      @metalex64 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gothmogonslaught6851 Oh sorry about that, I hadn't seen your comment.

    • @samuel41314
      @samuel41314 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Innovation Labs pfp

  • @360ninja2yt
    @360ninja2yt ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro made the vine boom sound into a song for titan case

  • @hungarycountryball1056
    @hungarycountryball1056 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    1:20 not to mention that he is unlawfully imprisoning the Daughter of the King of Far Far away, which would probably mean Farquhar would be in even deeper shit.

  • @d1kgaws12
    @d1kgaws12 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    2:43 never thought I’d see a villain in a PG rated movie get charged for SA but here we are
    Also I love how the first three villains managed to get at least one death sentence despite committing less than 10 crimes.

    • @DTTheKnight
      @DTTheKnight ปีที่แล้ว +12

      In Fluteless's second "Sentencing Disney villains" video, Frollo from Hunchback of Notre Dame was also charged for it (and *that* movie is rated *G*)

    • @d1kgaws12
      @d1kgaws12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@DTTheKnight i guess the only crime we won’t see a PG/G rated movie villain get charged for is r4pe (or if they are charged, it happens off-screen… since… it isn’t NC-17)

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Didn't expect Fairy Godmother of all people to be the one getting charged

  • @andresf.7563
    @andresf.7563 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Hearing "death by glamour" while the fine increased by the millions and the death penalties increased during Tighten's crimes Made me laugh so hard
    Hard enough that i'll now sentence You for trying to murder me through the use of funny memes and gags.

    • @getoofedonn9401
      @getoofedonn9401 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The vine booms made it even funnier

  • @thatoneguy86493
    @thatoneguy86493 ปีที่แล้ว

    can you do this with videogame villains as well?
    i just think it would be a great idea

  • @NovikNikolovic
    @NovikNikolovic หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Oh wow, so when the warden said "88 life sentences" (later on in the movie, not in the scene Mousait pulled up), they really DID keep count.